Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 14:01:55 -0400
From: Rod888man <rod888man@yahoo.com>
Subject: Homo Sapiens Anonymous VI

			 HOMO SAPIENS ANONYMOUS VI

 The moderator opened the meeting with his usual announcement that, as the
name of the group suggests, the meeting is to intelligently discuss gay
issues and anything heard here will stay here. New members should stand,
introduce themselves and tell us about their first gay orgasm. Then he told
the group that their speaker for the afternoon had a family emergency and
could not appear today so there was plenty of time for discussion.

 A young man apparently in his early twenties stood and said, "My name is
Joe and I had a guy do oral sex on me at a highway rest stop." Then he sat
down.

 "Oh,no. The details please. We have time to hear the details, how you
felt, et cetera." Said the moderator.

      "Well, I'd been on the road for about three hours with my dog. I'm
six foot four and I like my VW Bug, but it was past time for a walk and a
pee for Tippy and me when a rest stop turned up and we turned in. There was
a path in a patch of woods behind a picnic area with picnic tables and we
headed that way. We passed a thirtyish guy sitting at one of the tables
drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette. As we went by Tippy went
over for a sniff and the guy, his name was Ralph, gave him a pet and asked
if he was a Beagle. I told him Tippy was a rescue from a pound but my vet
thought he was a Beagle, and we started for the woods. Ralph asked if he
tagged along because he too had been on the road a while and needed a
stretch. I'm in the home furnishing business and he was an interior
decorator so we had something to talk about. We got a little way along the
path and Tippy found a good tree to water and I said something like that
was something I needed too and I pulled my friend out of my pants. Ralph
unzipped too.

 "Oh my God, how long is that thing?" Ralph said.

 "Ten inches the last time I measured it." I said. When I looked over at
him he had a woodie that looked to be about eight inches. Unusual shape: it
started out horizontal but then it curved up and the head was pointing up
about forty five degrees. That did it for me and just looking at that thing
I got hard too so he must have figured I was gay."

 Ralph: "Boy, I'd love to have that tickle my colon, but I don't have a
rubber. How About I suck it? Looks like it could use some emptying."

 "Tippy was lying down in the shade, I dropped trou, Ralph knelt in front
of me and staring at my tool, began to fondle my balls with one hand and
with the other he was lightly feeling my whole penis. Sort of like a blind
man trying to figure out what it was in front of him. A little drop of
precum oozed out of my piss slit and he licked it off with the tip of his
tongue. Then he licked me from head to nut sack and I was going crazy. I
mean it felt great, but I was aching for a heavier touch and I wanted to
cum because it felt like forever that he was toying with my toy, and I told
him so. He did something next I couldn't believe. He tilted his head back
and ever so slowly swallowed my whole dick! Well, that was plenty of
sensation, and after I was all in, he started to go back and forth, in and
out. Slowly. Wasn't more than a couple of cycles before I warned him I was
about to pop and he took me all in and started to swallow. That did it. In
seconds I came, and came, and came hard. It felt like I was shooting
bullets instead of jizz and he swallowed the whole load. He kept my glans
in his mouth and kept sucking until it stopped leaking and then he asked my
how I liked it. I told him it was awful. I didn't like it because it was my
first time and anything else in the future would be second rate! Then I
told him I'd never done oral sex on a man, but if he'd let me, I'd like to
try."

 "His pants were down, his boner was pointing up and the angle worked out
fine. I was tall enough on my knees to bend over and get more than half of
him in my mouth. My technique was clumsy I know, but he seemed to be
enjoying it. Maybe because he was breaking in a virgin, I didn't know but I
was loving every minute of it. The taste, the texture, even the smell was
terrific. I stopped after a little bit and asked him to warn me when he was
approaching his climax because I'd never seen another guy cum and I wanted
to watch. It took him a lot longer to get there than it did me, but
eventually he let me know it was about curtain time. I stopped sucking and
pulled his skin back toward his scrotum. That makes my penis real extra
sensitive. Then I massaged his wet frenulum, you know, the spot on the
underside of the glans, with one finger, and that did it pretty
quickly. Now, when I ejaculate, I have a little spurt and the rest sort of
flows out with gentle gushes, but that guy squirted big time. The first one
shot up and hit me on the forehead and I got out of the way. It was
fantastic to watch him squirt up in the air over and over. The jizz must
have shot out four feet! Anyway, it was quite a first time for me."

 He sat down and the moderator asked if they had gotten together again and
Joe said no, but there is a trade show in Chicago next month and they plan
to bunk together. The moderator asked him to tell the group how that went
and Joe said he would.

  A boy, looked about sixteen, stood and said his name was Zeke. The
audience as usual said "Hello Zeke".

  "Well, I was at a baseball camp last summer and ran into a problem. I
hadn't had a poop for well over a week and I was feeling pretty
miserable. I knew one of the assistant coaches was going to nursing school
and had been a medic in the army and I thought maybe he could help. So the
coaches have this little office and after practice I followed him there. A
few guys dropped off some of their equipment and left. But before Sal left
I asked if he could give me some advice about my belly. I told him I
usually have a dump every couple of days but couldn't remember ever going
this long without a poop and I didn't have a belly ache but I just felt
like I was about to explode. He said it sounded as though I needed an
enema, but they come in two favors: straight and with oil, and if I really
had a brick up my butt I'd need the oil one. He got a jar of Vaseline out
of the medicine cabinet and told me to take off my pants and spread my
legs. He pulled a chair up in front of me, greased up his finger and stuck
it up my rear. I started to get hard just standing in front of him naked,
but when his finger went in I popped a doozer of a woody."

    "Sal announced that the pile of stool in my rectum wasn't hard enough
to require the oil enema and that was a blessing since they are a trial to
clean up after. We drove over to the local drugstore, picked up the
disposable enema and returned to the Coach's Office. This time he wanted me
to sit on the toilet with my legs spread again and he squeezed in the
enema. And guess what? I sprang a boner again. I had a colossal crap and
Sal wanted me to lie down on my back on a cot in the back room so he could
check my belly. He felt around, and said he couldn't feel any collections
of turds that might plug me up again. And of course I was still hard. He
said something like the way my penis was acting I might be gay or have a
blocked up collection of sperm that needed unloading too and he asked when
I had my last ejaculation I told him it had been a week. Then he asked if I
was gay and I said yes, I thought so.  So he asked if I would like him to
make sure there wasn't a blockage in my plumbing and of course I said yes."

      "My boner was leaking precum like crazy by then and he used it to
make it slippery for his hand and boy did it feel great. I'd never had a
guy touch my weenie before and it was pretty darn exciting.  He jacked me
differently from the way I do it. He was real slow and gentle. But that
only lasted for a minute or two before he bent over and started sucking
me. I don't know whether it was because I hadn't cum for a week or because
I'd had a hardon for so long, but I couldn't have lasted more than a minute
before I had a feeling like I had a bowling ball in my belly and it felt
like something was going to explode in there. And then it did and I came,
and I came, and I came like it wouldn't stop. He had to swallow like crazy
to get it all down." And Zeke sat down.

       Two voices from the group asked simultaneously what happened next,
so Zeke got to his feet again. He had an obvious boner tenting his jeans,
so he must have enjoyed remembering his first time. "Well," Zeke said, even
after I came I was mega excited and it was like another voice asking Sal if
he would let me do him. He didn't say yes or no but he dropped his pants
and that was answer enough. I was chicken about having him orgasm in my
mouth so I asked him to let me know when it was gonna happen. Jeez. I'd
never tasted precum, not even my own and he tasted wonderful. I tried to
suck him the way he did me but he wanted more action so he asked me to roll
my head around. That made his co..er stiffy bang around all over my
throat. Then he just wanted to work on the head and after a couple minutes
he let me know it was show time so I did him by hand and the way he was
moaning I knew he was enjoying it. When he came, the first squirt went out
about a foot, and then the goo just flowed out in waves. Made me pretty
proud because he produced a lot, but I do more. So when he was done, he
gave me a big hug and thanked me. I saw him around camp off and on over the
next couple of weeks and he always gave me a wink and a smile.

			      TO BE CONTINUED