This happened to me today...I was telling somebody about it on IRC, and I thought it made a pretty good story, so I saved the scrollback and edited it down. Thought you might like to read it. :-) Since it's just what I said on IRC, it's not great style, but hey, it's real-life. :-) You want me to tell you about what happened today? Anyway.... He has a really big cock head. I mean, like really. I could deep throat him just fine...but then he put on a cock ring. It was a leather one, with snaps. Suddenly, his cock head expanded so that I couldn't even get my teeth around it. "Take it off!" I said. "Why?" he asked. "I can't suck you...it's too big." He said, "Oh...I wasn't planning on having you suck me...I was planning on fucking the crap out of you." I guess I'm jumping ahead. Let me tell you about what happened up to then. He got there, and we held each other...then we stripped each other and we kissed. He's not really my type, if you get right down to it. He's blond, with a buzz cut, and very hairy. Mustache, a gold earring in his left ear. Basically a bear...I guess he's about thirty. We got in bed, and I sucked him off awhile. I deepthroated him, which I found I still had a knack for. It had been weeks since I had deepthroated anybody, but I guess it's like learning to ride a bike. He really was moaning and grunting. Oh, his cock. Well, it is squat but very thick...especially the cock head, which looks almost unhuman it's so thick. A big purple cap over a thickly veined rod. It's probably about 6 inches, though it looks shorter because the head dominates everything so much. I sucked him to the brink of coming, then I broke off and held him awhile. Then he bit my neck and played with my cock while I writhed around the bed. Anyway, he went down on me...he has good technique...And then, while he was turned that way anyway, I pulled him over and had him sit on my face. I bit his buttocks...*laugh* not hard, silly! Then I licked around his asshole, starting where the hair ended (he's very hairy, but has no hair at all around his asshole...he doesn't shave...but it's the same deal with my balls, they're totally hairless even though I'm really hairy, too). Then I took a deep sniff of his ass-fragrance...he smelled good...not pungent, but pleasantly musky. I touched the tip of my tongue to his anus and licked around the pink tender rosebud... Then with a quick motion, I pulled his cheeks apart and slid my tongue home. I licked his asshole deep and hard for about ten minutes...It tasted really good...very mild but with a definite shit-taste...He was moaning like hell. He started out sucking me off while I did it, but soon he couldn't keep up and just lay there, panting, while I reamed his asshole with my tongue. After about ten more minutes, my mouth got very tired, what with sucking him off and now this, so I pulled his ass cheeks way apart, gave him one last DEEP ass-kiss, and withdrew. He just held still, still moaning, so I patted his ass to signal to him I was done...but he just still laid there...he was exhausted from the pleasure! :-) After a minute or two, he turned back around and over and we held each other while he continued to catch his breath. Then I went back down on him. He moaned really loudly, and I felt his balls jerk, so I stopped and squeezed his balls a bit to keep him from coming. Then I saw him reaching for his pants. I figured he was getting a rubber so that he could fuck me. But he pulled out a leather cock harness. He fitted it around his cock, which was purple with the huge mushroom head standing up in the air. Then he pulled it around his balls, and grunted while he tried to get it snapped into place. He finally did it, and I was amazed! His balls seemed twice as big around, and they were very rounded...but his cock! His cock had suddenly grown even bigger, and where it had been smooth, now was deeply veined...you could see the veins pulse in time to his heartbeat. So then, after the exchange I related before, I turned over and told him to finger me open. He squeezed KY onto his index finger, and slowly worked it in...it had been months literally since I had been fucked, so my first impulse was to tense up, making it difficult for him to get the finger in. But then I said to myself, "out...push OUT"...and I did, and his finger went right in. I moaned...it felt so nice! I always loosen up very quickly....after about five minutes, I told him, "put a second one in now." "A second one?" he said. "This is the FOURTH!" I laughed and said, "Okay...I guess that means I'm ready." I laid down on the bed and put two pillows under my pelvis. I saw he was having difficulty opening the pouch with his greasy fingers, so I helped him get it out and put on the condom. His big head made it difficult at first; when I tried to squeeze out the air bubble, it snapped off the first time! But the second try worked, and I laid back down. He straddled me and guided his cock to my hole. Then he braced his arms around my shoulders and began to push forward. "A little lower," I said, when I was afraid he was in danger of making his own hole...he was so hungry for my ass! He reached down again and adjusted his cock once more, and started pushing. I grunted. He had that *huge* cock head, already engorged by that harness. It was like a plunger...a rod with a big soft cap at the end. He pushed that huge mushroom cap past my first sphincter, and I moaned loudly. "Oh, yes," I said. "I forgot how incredible this feels!" "It's going to feel even better by the time I get through with you," he said. He pushed it home, and I let out a loud, "OH....jeez....FUCK!" He worked into a rhythm, pushing in and coming back out, again and again, working that plunger into me. After a while, he got close, and pulled almost out and just held it, with the head just barely inside of me. Then he started anew, this time pushing as deep as he could. Each time he got to the end, I thrust my ass up to meet him, pushing him as deep inside as was possible. I squeezed my asshole around his cock, making the passageway tight and hot. I got into a rhythm of sorts, too....as he got deep in, I would push back against him and squeeze! He was grunting out loud while I continued to moan and curse. "You've got a great ass," he said. "Oh...yeah..." It felt great...I wanted it to go on forever...his thick cock sliding in and out of my ass, driving it deep home every time. I found myself gripping the edge of the bed. My moans were getting louder, and I worried for a moment what the other brothers would think...I live in a frat house. But then I thought, "screw 'em," and let out loud, gutteral moans every time he drove his cock into me. Suddenly he whined, and then his grunts got much lounder. He humped me like his life depended on it, and then he shouted, "I'm gonna COME!" I was in total ecstasy! I smiled, the sweat dripping down my face, as he rammed his pelvis against me, each time shooting inside of me. I guess he had about six or seven spurts, and then finally he collapsed on top of me, his dick, still pretty hard because of the cock ring, inside of me. Nothing better than a true-life experience. :-) Trey