Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2005 17:44:17 -0800 (PST)
From: shabuchwae@yahoo.com
Subject: Twelve Hail Marys and a FUCK YOU!

When you're single and moving from the place you've
lived for a while, you get really scared that you're
never going to get laid again.  You develop your
regular fucks in the area you can call whenever you
can't find some new meat and ass in the chat rooms or
the bars.  You get in a groove, you know how to work
people, how to get them to come over, the fastest way
to get through back streets to fuck your bitch as
quickly as possible and then escape when they ask for
your number and when you can meet next.

But a new town means starting from scratch.  You hope
being a new face will get you some new ass.  And every
time you move it does.  But you always have that
irrational fear that you're going to be the next
Mother Theresa and cobwebs will grow in your nether
regions.

So what do you do?  You fuck every living thing that
shows interest in you from the time you know you're
moving until you head in to that moving truck.  It
doesn't matter if he's old enough to have birthed
Jesus, too fat, too skinny, too smooth or too hairy.
You'll fuck him and maybe even let yourself get fucked
just to get some play.  And I'm no different from the
rest of you horny fucks.

So I'm in my room, having known for three months I'm
moving but waiting until the last week to start
packing.  It is now eight hours before I need all my
things packed up to put in the truck and drive to my
new job and home.  Of course, my laptop is on, my chat
lines up, my profile on and I've already had two guys
at my place to get fucked and suck me off throughout
the night.

At this point I knew I would have to pack full speed
to get everything out on time.  But I still convinced
myself I'd get in under my deadline if I allowed
myself one more guy.

So I take a break from my packing to find one more
bitch to tag before I'm gone.  Right away, this latin
papi pops up on my screen asking my a/s/l.  We trade
info.  He lives about 30 minutes away from me.  I
figure I can do this, fuck his holes quick, drop my
load, be out and only lose at most an hour and a half
from my packing.  His pic is looking nice and his ass
is as round and plump and firm as I could ask.  So I
look up directions in Mapquest and drive on up.

Well...Mapquest sucks.  The drive took me an hour to
make.  And the dude told me there would be plenty of
parking near his place.  Fine.  Whatever.  I'd still
get everything packed.  But it took me another 30
minutes to find parking.  Turns out this bitch lived
in the center of an over populated barrio and everyone
must have stolen cars because everything was parked up
for blocks.  So, after an hour and forty-five minutes,
I finally get parked and walk to this guy's apartment.

I'm starting to get mother fucking pissed off!  Now I
know I'm not getting my stuff packed in time.  It's my
own damned fault for not stating to pack earlier and
coming up here in the first place.  So I just try to
keep that image of those pics the guy sent me and some
nice fucking in mind as I haul ass to his place.

He is standing in the door when I get there.  Those
pics must have been from about 10 years ago and about
40 pounds ago.  I don't mind being with a heftier guy.
 In fact, I love a nice thick, fat ass to tear up.
But I can't stand posers who can't be true about whom
they are.  But I've driven all this way.  I'm not
leaving without busting my nut.

He makes a gesture for me to follow him.  Odd he's not
talking, but I'm cool with that.  Less talk, more
sucking.

He leads me in to his bedroom.  I first notice about 6
statues of the Virgin Mary in this one room,
accompanied by about 17 crucifixes.  Then I notice, no
porn as I asked to be on the tv, but the religious
channel with some televangelist preaching for money.
WHAT THE FUCK?!  I'm supposed to fuck you while a guy
is asking for money for the Lord??!!

So, he lays down on the bed and motions for me to lie
down next to him.  Still no words?  Whatever.  So I
stand on the edge of the bed and put my face right by
his mouth, hands on hips, and wait for him to take out
my cock and work it over.  Instead, he pulls on my arm
as he slides over on the bed and makes me lay down.

So I lay down, thinking he's going down on me while I
am on my back.  But he puts his arm around me and gets
on top of me to kiss me.  I'm just getting more and
more frustrated.  I was very clear.  I told him I
wanted to walk in, get sucked off, fuck his ass, cum
and leave.  He said he was cool with that arrangement.


I pull away from his kissing, look him in the face and
say, "Look, man.  This is nice and all, but I have a
lot of shit to get done tonight and we need to get
this going."  The guy looks confused and goes back to
kissing me.

I grabbed his shoulders, pushed him to the side of me
and said, "Dude, you gotta start sucking my cock or
I'm out of here."  That same confused look came over
his face.  Then he said, "Que?"  Shit...

"I thought you spoke English, man."

"Tu hablo espanol?!"

"No, man.  I only look Spanish.  I'm half black.  Do
you speak any English?"

"Nice cock."

Fuck this shit!  You're going to make me come up here
under false pretense and just have enough English to
fool me online.

"Kiss?"  HELL NO!

I jumped off the bed, took my pants and drawers off,
and lay down next to him.  Immediately, he tried to
kiss me.  But I wasn't having it.  I grabbed the back
of his neck, pushed his head down to my cock and
shoved it in his face.

He started to slowly suck my cock, just licking the
head and bobbing up and down very slowly on the tip.
I got shit to get done!  I grabbed the back of his
head and pushed him down on my cock.  I got a thick 8
inches and he didn't see that move coming.  So he
gagged a bit and jumped up off my cock.

"We take time." Said this sadly mistaken papi.  I
shook my head no, saying, "I have things to do.  We
gotta do this thing."  And I turned his head back
around and made him get down on my cock.  He did it,
too.  Taking in my cock, trying to use his hand to not
take it all.  I just kept hitting his hand away and
pushing his head down further.

Eventually, I felt his drool hitting my thighs as he
tried to keep up but couldn't.  He got off my cock
while I had my hands under my shirt playing with my
nipples.  He started to crawl up to me and seemed to
beg, "We take time now."

Papi needs to be faster if he wants to get his way.  I
rolled out from under him and managed to get back
around on his back. I pinned him to the bed with my
body weight, put my mouth next to his ear and said,
"Lube."

He tried to roll over but I kept my weight on him.
"Take time.  Please."  I repeated myself.  "Lube."  He
just tried to get up from under me.

I figured he's lie most guys.  Whether you want to get
fucked or tap an ass, you keep lube close at hand.

I opened the draw next to his bed.  This bitch must
think he's a woman because all he had was KY Jelly.
Well, I figured this bitch had pissed me off and I was
going to get all that I could from that ass.  A little
spit would make this last a long way.

I got up off him and he started to roll over.  I
looked at him, shook my head and bad a gesture for him
to roll back over.  He understood and rolled on to his
stomach.

I wrapped my hands under his waist and pulled him up
to be on his hands and knees.  He turned around and
said, "Slow, please."  Then he reached in to the same
drawer the lube came from, pulled out a condom, and
handed it to me.  I took it, but bitch didn't know
what he was in for.

I put the condom in my shirt pocket, took my shirt
off, dropped it on the floor, and pulled my bitch papi
to the edge of the bed.  I lubed up his ass hole, then
my cock, and dropped my cock right inside of him.
Bitch was SUPER tight, and he groaned and tried to get
away, the entire time saying, "Too big!  Stop!  Too
big!"

I pulled him back to me, pushed my raw cock all the
way in and, when his head popped up in a yell, pushed
it back down and held it and screamed, "Take it!"

I held his head down and rode his ass.  He kept
arching his back, thinking he was getting away, and
reaching his hand back to push me away.  But I out
weighed him and had a goal in mind.  And it had been a
long time since I fucked any one raw, and knew I would
blow my load in minutes.

Somehow I held his head down with my one hand, kept
his hand from keeping me away with my other and still
could look down to watch my wet, thick, raw cock
plowing the shit out of this papi.  And what I had in
mind for my departure was a thing of beauty!  He would
think twice before inviting another man who didn't
speak Spanish to his ass.

In his attempts to get away, he kept squeezing his
asshole tighter and tighter.  That shit drove me over
the edge.  And I figured he needed a few presents to
remember me.  Originally I had planned to pull out,
shoot on his back, and leave.  But not for this bitch.
 I rammed deep down in to his ass and dropped my load
right inside of his tore up ass!

When he felt me stop thrusting in and out of his ass,
he stopped fighting me, let me come, and slowly
started crawling away from me.  His shirt was still
on, he was soaked with sweat, as I was, panting, and
laying on his back on the bed.  He must have gotten
some pleasure from it because he started to jerk
himself off.  While he tried to get his nut off, I put
my clothes back on.  I stood there and watched him,
and saw his nuts get close to his body.

His eyes were closed and he was shooting a pretty
thick load all over his stomach.  As he shot his load,
I took the condom out of my pocket.  I waited for him
to finish his load and open his eyes.  He was smiling.
I looked in to his eyes, dropped the condom right in
the puddle of cum on his stomach, and walked out of
the room.

I wasn't as pissed off as I thought I would be on the
drive back home.


		Derrick jones