Date: Sun, 22 Feb 2004 16:27:42 -0800 From: dude sweet Subject: Dont Be Such a Pussy This is about the time I went postal at a friend's birthday party sleepover. We were all mostly Freshman at SMHS and had been friends most of the year. A couple of us had also been friends in middle school. I'm Nate, yeah I know, it's a stupid name, but it's better than Nathanial. We were at Chris's house; he was turning 15. I had known Chris for a few years. There was also Stan, Mike and Jason, our friends at school. Chris's cousin who was still in middle school was named Steven. I didn't know him. I think he was in 8th. So Saturday, we all get dropped off and just hang out until everybody is there. Then Chris's mom brings out towels and stuff so we can all go swimming. They have a nice pool which I had been swimming at before. I am shocked that Stan and Mike just start stripping naked right in Chris's room. I mean before I even realize it, they are naked, dicks hanging out and everything, pulling up their bathing suits. Chris and Steven already had theirs on, so they didn't have to change. Jason gets naked too, but turns away so all we see is his butt. I'm not about to get naked in front of the guys, because I have a boner. I pretend to be having trouble untying my shoes and tell them to go on ahead. They leave and I shut his door and start to undress. After I have my shoes off and am pulling off my socks, Chris comes back in the room. "Come on dude. You're still not ready?" Shit, my shoes are already off. How else can I stall? I can't. Why didn't I just wear my shorts here? Then I wouldn't have to change. I grab my suit and get up to change in the bathroom. "Where are you going?" he asks. "I have to pee." That's a good excuse. I change in the bathroom. I adjust my boner and leave my shirt on to hide the bulge. When I take my clothes back in his room, he's still waiting for me. "Took you long enough." When we get outside the guys are already in the pool. Chris bombs on top of Stan. Nobody is paying attention to me, so I quickly pull off my shirt and jump in. Right away Jason attacks me. I try to defend, but get dunked ten times before he gives up. The guys like to play rough. They are all much stronger and I guess more aggressive than I am. I like it when they grab me and hold me, but am always afraid someone will notice I have a boner. That would be a bad thing. Chris organizes a keep away game, but it's just really an excuse to jump on top of and dunk each other. Every time Jason gets out getting the ball, his butt crack shows. I see it, but don't want to say anything, because I might get teased for looking or something stupid like that. But Stan doesn't have that fear. "Hey butt munch, pull up you shorts. You're ugly ass is hanging out." Jason looks around to make sure no parents are around and gives Stan the finger. "You're the one looking fag." "You're the one forcing us to look at your ugly ass." They get into a wrestling match. They are pretty evenly matched, so they both get a lot of dunks. Next time Stan gets out, he pulls down his shorts so half his butt his hanging out. He pulls himself up on the side of the pool and says, "My name is Jason. Look at my ass." He wiggles it. All the guys laugh; so do I, but I also get excited looking at his cute butt. Chris and Mike jump Stan and pull off his shorts. They throw them to Jason. He runs out of the pool and puts them on the porch. Stan is naked! Without staring I get as many looks as I can, but it's hard to see in the water. Stan attacks Steven. "I need a suit squirt." He tries to take off Stevens suit, but Steven is too slippery. After getting free, Stephen hides over with his cousin. Shit, naked Stan comes for me. If he pulls off my suit, everyone will know I have a boner. I would rather die. He grabs me. I scream. Not the kind of screaming when you are just messing around. I let out a loud, I-really-mean-it-girl-scream. Chris's mom comes running out. "What's going on out here?" Stan lets me go, so he can swim behind some of the guys to hide his nakedness from her. "Nothing," Chris says. "We were just messing around." Some of the guys are looking at me like I'm the one who did something wrong. I did nothing wrong. "Well it's time to come in and eat. Come on." Well Stan is naked and can't get out of the pool. Chris hops out and grabs a towel and walks with his mom to get rid of her. "Why the hell were you creaming like someone was trying to kill you? All I was going to do was snag your suit." Stan is pissed at me. Me! I'm not the one who stripped him naked. "I didn't want to be naked," I say truthfully. Mike gets Stan's suit and throws it to him. Stan pulls it on. "Jesus, Nate, don't be such a pussy." I look around, but have no allies. I get out and slowly dry off. I take as long as I can going to Chris's room because I want them all to done changing before I get there. The doors not even all the way closed. Steven is naked and they are playing keep away with his boxers. He doesn't seem to care much. They are mostly just laughing. Even Steven. I quickly give him my towel to protect him. Jason grabs the towel from him and Steven remains naked. Steven gets his boxers and begins dressing. Since they are all still in the room, I grab my clothes to go and change in the bathroom. "Where you going Nate?" Stan asks me in a high girly voice. He answers his own question. "I'm going to the bathroom to change. My little dick is too pretty for you guys to see." The guys all laugh at me as I run to the bathroom to hide my embarrassment. Shit, I tell myself, don't be such a pussy. When I get out, they are all in the dining room. "Get your wet stuff to my mom. She's putting it all in the dryer." I go back and retrieve my shorts and towel and hand them off to her. During dinner, birthday cake and presents nobody teases me anymore. Maybe they have forgotten. Chris gets a new basketball and we all end up in his driveway shooting hoops. It's not that hot out, but most of the guys get sweaty and take of their shirts. I don't. I mean I do get sweaty, but don't take off my shirt. We take a break at halftime and get drinks. I'm on a team with Jason and Mike. "When they take the ball in, after halftime, let's pants them," says Jason. What? "No," I hear myself saying before thinking. "They might want to get us back." "Don't be such a pussy Nate." I'm guarding Steven and I don't think he will care. He was just naked when they stole his boxers and didn't care. But I was afraid to pants him. Because if I did, he might do me back. So when it came time to do it. I pretend I can't get his down. But Stan and Chris are both pantsed good. I mean their boxers came down with their shorts. They quickly pull them up and pounce on their attackers. Steven pounces on me, but I protest. "I didn't pants you, I didn't pants you." I have a death grip on my shorts, so he can't pants me. It's getting too dark to play outside, so we all go in. We watched Harry Potter and ate snacks. Pigged out on snacks actually. After the movie Chris wants to go swimming again. He brings in the suits and towels from the dryer and guys just start striping right there in the living room. Stan puts on his girl voice again to humiliate me and says, "Oh, I have to go to the bathroom to change. I'm too good to change with you. I don't want you to see my pussy." Well he's obvious making fun of me. That's when I lose it. That's when I go postal. I start yelling. "You want to know why I don't change in front of you? Huh? Want to know?" I don't know who is controlling my actions or my words. I start to undress. "Want to know why I don't sleep in boxers on sleepovers? Want to know why I don't want to get pantsed in the pool? Or anywhere. Want to know?" Shit by then I'm down to my boxers. I take them off and throw them in Stan's face. I am naked with a boner and still ranting. "It's because I have a boner. Ok? A Boner. All the time I have a boner. I have a boner when we change. I have a boner in the pool. I have a boner during sleepovers. I have a boner at school. I have a boner during lunch. All the time I have a fucking boner. Ok? See it? Get your thrills?" There is silence after my rant. They're shocked. I'm shocked too. What will happen now? "Ok, since Nate's already naked, let's go skinny dipping!" It's Chris. The guys all start to get naked and run outside, jumping in the pool. "Come on," he says to me as I stand there. Stunned, I follow. "Nate. We all get boners. Chill dude." He puts his arm around my shoulder. And we're both naked! He dives in. I jump in. Nobody teases me, or says anything, or does anything. I guess I'm still in shock. When Jason gets out to fetch the ball, he grabs his dick and balls when he jumps back in. Steven comes over to me. "I get them too. All the time. I even got one now." He's got a boner? It's dark so I can't see. I'm not playing keep away, I guess because I'm still in shock. They kind of force me to play. "Play or drown," says Chris as he jumps on my and dunks me. I can feel his dick on my back. I play, trying to avoid bumping my boner into the other guys. But when I jump out for the ball, I collide with Jason, my boner poking his leg. He looks at me, smiles, then just grabs the ball. Chris's dad comes out. "It's getting too late for noise. You guys need to come in. He watches us for a second, until Chris says, "Ok, dad. We'll be right in." We all get out. I dry off, keeping the towel in front of my boner, but nobody says anything. I see Steven has one too. Shit, I think Jason does too! We get to the living room and put on our boxers. I just put my boxers on too. I didn't see the point about getting dressed. Everyone had already seen my boner. "Wait," says Stan. "Birthday boy didn't get his spankings. He tackles Chris. Mike and him pull down his underwear and smack him on his naked butt. We all take turns giving him spankings until we get to 16. !5 plus one to grow on. Then they don't let him get dressed, they turn him over so we can all see he's got a boner! This leads to a discussion about sizes, and as I'm still in shock, I'm not sure how it happened, but soon we are all on our knees, with our boxers down and boners out. "Let's jack off," says Steven. "No, that's gay," says Mike. "Turn out the lights." Chris turns out the lights. It's mostly dark. I hear the other guys sit down and start to jack, so I it too. It's way crazy I know, but that's what happened. I'm glad I decided not to be such a pussy.