Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2001 10:28:34 +0100 From: Philip Wester Subject: Not a Perfect Love: Not A Perfect Musical NEW DISCLAIMER: No disclaimer. Read the old ones! :^) No "Did you knows", no quotes, no nothing. Just a story! NOTE: Before the release of the double-episode-season-finale of season 3, I have decided to release this special episode, NAPMusical, like Buffy The Vampire Slayer - The Musical. Enjoy! : ) And tell me what you think of this new creation of my wacky mind. Note #2: I just found out that I'm not a Junior, but a Sophomore, after all From now on, let's just refer to me as a 10th grader, ok? : ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -- Not A Perfect Musical -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It Ain't Over 'Til The Queeny Fag Sings _____________ _____________ \ Not |_____________________________| A / ) Perfect | SPECIAL EPISODE | Musical ( /____________| Prelude |____________\ |_____________________________| Performed by: Philip, Julia and Angel Song name: High School Lovin' Type of song: Parody Original song: Summer Loving (Grease) Scene: Philip and Julia sitting in the school cafeteria, having lunch. Philip is looking beyond Julia's shoulder, at Brian. Philip: "High school loves can be a blast, High school love can happen so fast. Want a boy crazy for me, Want a boy as cute as can be," "High school days, drifting away, And, oh, all those cute high school boys," Scene: Philip and Brian running into each other. Brian fall on top of Philip. They stand up and start talking. Angel: "A, wella, wella, wella, uh, Tell me more, tell me more, Anyone special in mind?" Julia: "Tell me more, tell me more," Philip: "Yes, and he is so fine," Julia: "Aha, aha, aha," Scene: Philip reads Brian's lips saying "I think she's really cute" and Philip's first encounter with Miranda. Philip: "He's got a girlfriend, I'm gettin' all zappy. Then they break up and I am so happy, Then he turns, going my way, Not just bi, oh no, but gay," Scene: Brian confessing his love to Philip (2nd time around) and they kiss. "High school's fun, something's begun, And, oh, all those cute high school boys," Scene: Philip and Brian with the entire gang. Angel: "A, wella, wella, wella, uh," Julia: "Tell me more, tell me more, How'd you know it was right," Angel: "Tell me more, tell me more," Philip: "It was love at first sight," Julia: "Down, do be do, do be do, do be do be do be, Down, do be do, do be do, do be do be do be," Scene: Various scenes of Philip and Brian happy together. Philip: "I was happy, finally free, There was nothing but him for me, He was my first true love, He was all I could think of," "High school flings, something begins, And, oh, all those cute high school boys," Scene: Philip squeezing Angel's ass. Him doing it again. Him doing it again. Him doing it again. Angel: "Woh, woh, woh, Tell me more, tell me more, Does he kiss like a pro," Julia: "Tell me more, tell me more," Philip: "Yes, he does, oh, oh," Julia: "Down, do be do, do be do, do be do be do be, Down, do be do, do be do, do be do be do be," Scene: Philip and the guys on vacation. Philip: "He was closeted, wouldn't come out, How I wanted to be able to shout, That we were a couple all day, He kept pushing me away," "High school heat, boy and boy meet, And, oh, all those cute high school boys," Scene: Philip and Julia gossiping. Angel: "Woh, woh, woh," Julia: "Tell me more, tell me more, Is he good with his hands," Angel: "Tell me more, tell me more," Philip: "None of your business, my friends," Scene: Brian punching Philip, Brian kicking Philip, Brian making out with Miranda. Brian having sex with Miranda. The breaking of the bracelets. The finding of the bloodwriting. Philip: "It got colder, that's where it ends, The bracelets broke, no longer friends, And I left, without a word, Cried all day, wonder if he heard," Scene: Philip on the bus, looking out the window. Scene: Philip, Julia and Angel standing before Ripley's grave. "High school daze, all such a waste, And now, I am all on my own," J & A: "Tell me more, tell me more..." Scene: Fade out... _____________ _____________ \ Not |___________________________________| A / ) Perfect | SPECIAL EPISODE | Musical ( /____________| Act I - Confusion |____________\ |___________________________________| Performed by: Ashley and the whole football team Song name: Going Through The Motions Type of song: Parody Original song: Going Through The Motions (BuffyTVS-The Musical) Scene: The boys' locker room. The entire football team (16) is there, standing around in their boxers and briefs, changing back into their street clothes. Jock #01: Yo, Ash. Ashley: What? Jock #01: Lately, you've seemed... absent minded. Is here anything that we should know about. All: Yeah? Ashley: Naah. Jock #02: Really? Jock #03: You always seem kinda distracted these days. Scene: The jocks and Ashley keep on changing while talking. When they're all done, Ashley starts walking back at forth. Ashley: "Every single day, The same arrangement, Just another part to play, Pretending like he's just, A really good friend, Three words that I just can't seem to say," Scene: Ashley sighs and sits down on the floor. The jocks all gather around him. "I've been making shows of being the same, 'Ole guy I've always been, But I've been going through the motions, Changes from within, Something I just can't seem to admit," Scene: Ashley stands up and all of the jocks break the ring up and Ashley start walking back and forth again. "Watching him in bed, fantasizing, Having naughty thoughts all day, Yet there are three simple words that I just, Can't bring myself to say, Living in a lie, Feel like I could cry," Scene: Ashley sits down on a bench. The jocks start dancing while holding hands. Jocks: "He is pretty good, hiding it well, But lately, we can tell, That he's been going through the motions, Jock #04 (sophrano) "Going through the motions," Facing it somehow," Jock #03: "Like a secret dying to come... out," Scene: Ashley sighs and starts walking around again while the jocks all seem to freeze in time. Ashley: "Will I stay this way forever? Like a sleepwalker, and never, Be able to say, those three words, I don't wanna be, Going through the motions. Losing all my drive," "I can't even see, If this is really me, And I just wanna love... My guy..." Scene: All of the jocks start moving again, holding hands and dancing. Jocks: "His guy, his guy, his guy!!!!!!!!" Scene: Fade-out... _____________ _____________ \ Not |_____________________________| A / ) Perfect | SPECIAL EPISODE | Musical ( /____________| Act II - Soul Searching |____________\ |_____________________________| Performed by: Piper & Ashley Song name: I Have A Theory Type of song: Parody Original song: I Have A Theory (BuffyTVS-The Musical) Scene: Piper and Ashley in the library. Ashley: Why do I feel this way? It's weird. I've never felt like this about a guy before. Piper: Why don't you tell him about it? Then you two can talk about it. Ashley: Oh, c'mon. Let's be realistic here. He'll freak! Piper: In a good way, or a bad way? Ashley: Not sure... Piper: "I have a theory, It might be lust, Just hormones raging, No, something isn't right here," Ashley: "I have a theory, I'm going crazy, Can't stop thinking of him, It feels like in a nightmare," Scene: Piper grabs a book and start flipping through its pages. Piper: "I have a theory, We should work this out, So you'll be able to shuck yourself of all of the doubt," Scene: Ashley slaps his own forehead. Ashley: "I have a theory, I bumped my head, Got a conconscion running, wait, now, that's ridiculous, no bump, I'll just shup up right now and walk over there," Scene: Piper shows Ashley the book's cover. It's got a big willow tree with the words "Witchcraft For Dummies" carved into its bark on the cover. Piper: "I have a theory, A curse by witches..." Scene: *Silence* *Crickets chirping* (Hard-rock comp starts.) Piper: "Witches aren't as unreal as everyone supposes, Just without ugly faces and long and warty noses, And they don't fly on brooms, And they look just like regular people everywhere, Witches, Witches, It must be witches!!!!! Scene: (Hard-rock comp stops) Ashley stares at him. Piper: "Or maybe cancer..." Ashley: "I have a theory, We should work this fast, 'Cause, look at you, you're already, Halfway through going mad," Scene: Piper smiles and takes Ashley the hand. They start prancing around. Piper: "I have a theory, It doesn't matter," Scene: Piper and Ashley start dancing in circles. Piper: "So what if you're in love with a boy, So what if this all is a new ploy, Love is love, One simple fact, It's time to deal, And to react," Scene: Ashley bangs his left clutched fist into a table. Ashley: "You're right, I have to face this now, I have to try to sort this all out, Three simple words, Why so hard to say? P & A: "We have to try, We'll pay the price, It's do or die," Scene: Mice running under Ashley's feet. Ashley: "Eeeek! Mice!" Piper: "So what if you're in love with a boy," Ashley: "So what if I am," Piper: "So what if this all is a new ploy," Ashley: "It's all so new," P & A: "There's nothing we can't face," Piper: "Except for witches..." Scene: Ashley slaps Piper upside the head. Scene: Fade out... _____________ _____________ \ Not |_____________________________| A / ) Perfect | SPECIAL EPISODE | Musical ( /____________| Act III - Changes |____________\ |_____________________________| Performed by: Philip & Ashley Song name: This Is My New Life Type of song: Parody Original song: I'm Under Your Spell (BuffyTVS-The Musical) Scene: Philip and Ashley walking on campus, passing many people and buildings. Suddenly, Philip stops and Ashley does so, too. Philip turns to Ashley. Philip: "I lived my life in shadow, Never the sun on my face, I didn't find it sad, though, Thought of it as my place," Now I'm bathed in light, All's finally right," Scene: Philip reaches up with his arms and start twirling around. Philip: "This is my new life, Where I wanna be, From now to eternity, This is my new life, Where I wanna be, Sitting below this tree with you," Scene: Philip stops twirling and the two of them sit down under a cherry tree. Ashley: "I never knew that I could, Feel this way 'bout a guy, It feels so strange, yet good, Like I am so light I could fly," Now I'm bathed in light, Is this really right?" Scene: Philip lies down in Ashley's lap and closes his eyes. Ashley looks at Philip intesely while stroking Philip's blue hair with his left hand. Ashley: "This is my new life, Is this really me? What I am supposed to be, Now, this is my new life, Is this really me? Sitting here, below this cherrytree... with you," Scene: The two of them stand up and start walking again, off campus and onto the streets of New York. Flower petals blow through the air, announcing spring. NOTE: This is the third verse, followed by the third refrain. They don't exist in the original version, so those who download the MP3 might notice. I just want to add another verse and refrain to the song. -EXTENDED VERSION: Start- Philip: "Walking side by side, full of, Flower petals in the air, It doesn't matter where, though, With you, I can be anywhere," I'm reaching out, Opening my heart, freeing doubt," Scene: Philip reaches out and grabs Ashley by the hand as they walk down the streets. Philip: "This is my new life, Lost in ecstasy, With you here together with, This is my new life, Lost in ecstasy, Whenever you're here with me... in my life!" -EXTENDED VERSION: Stop- Scene: The two of them reach Maple Park and sit down on a bench, back to back. The camera slowly pans around in a circle around them. A & P: "Now I'm bathed in light, But is this really right? This is my new life, Nothing will be, Ashley: "The same, now, with you here with me..." Philip: "This is my new life, Lost in ectasy, With you here with me," -NOTE: Also this is extended- Ashley: "This is my new life, How it's gonna be, Me and you, you and me..." -NOTE: End of extended version- P & A: "You make complete, You make complete, You make complete," Scene: Philip and Ashley hug and then break apart. Scene: Fade-out... _____________ _____________ \ Not |_____________________________| A / ) Perfect | SPECIAL EPISODE | Musical ( /____________| Act IV - Reminiscing |____________\ |_____________________________| Performed by: Philip, Julia, Brian and Angel Song name: Those Old Memories Type of song: Parody Original song: Neighbourhood (Vonda Shephard) Scene: Brian is looking through an album, at Philip's picture. Brian: "Here's that favorite photo of mine, It's a picture of that boy so fine, And I loved him more than words could say, Never knew it 'til he moved away," "Too afraid to let it show, Too afraid to let it grow, Now he's gone and I'm alone, With those old memories..." Scene: Angel holds a picture up. It features him, Philip and Julia together. They're all smiling. Angel: "Here's the photo of that gang I had, So much I never got said, And he let us without a word, Tears of silence, that couldn't be heard," "All those things we used to do, Together, we were the best of friends, But one day, that fateful day, It all ended," Julia: "And all those days, where did they go? I don't know, And all that's left are those things, Oh, oh, those old memories..." Scene: Four-shot shot of Philip, Julia, Brian and Angel, all moving in different directions, in different parts of town. Scene: Fade-out... _____________ _____________ \ Not |___________________________________| A / ) Perfect | SPECIAL EPISODE | Musical ( /____________| Act V - Painful Memories |____________\ |___________________________________| Performed by: Piper, Philip and Ashley Song name: Last Summer Type of song: Parody Original song: Last Christmas (BuffyTVS-The Musical) Scene: Philip is hiding behind a tree, watching Brian and his friends. Brian and Miranda are holding hands. Philip: "Last summer, I gave him my heart, But the very next day, he gave it away, This soltice, so save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special," Scene: Brian kisses Miranda and Philip shed some tears. Philip: "Last summer, I gave him my heart, But the very next day, he gave it away, This soltice, so save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special," Scene: Piper walks up to Philip and puts a hand on his shoulder. Philip spins around and smiles when he sees that it's Piper. Piper: "Twice bitten and thrice shy, You keep the distance, but he still catches your eye," Scene: Philip nods. Piper: "Tell me Philip, still in your heart, isn't he?" Scene: Philip nods. Piper: "First loves are forever, it doesn't surprise me," Philip: "We were happy, I wrapped it up to send it, With a note sayin', 'I love you', i meant it, Now I know what a fool I've been, Yet I can't help feeling, I wanna be fooled again," Philip: "Last summer, I gave him my heart, But the very next day, he gave it away, This soltice, so save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special," Piper: "Last summer, you gave him your heart, But the very next day, he gave it away," Philip: "Gave it away," Piper: "This soltice, so save yourself from tears, You better give it to someone special," Philip: "Special," Scene: People start filling the campus up, passing Piper and Philip. Philip: "A crowded campus, wind as cold as ice, Scene: Piper shivers. Philip: "I'm hiding from you and your prying eyes," Scene: Brian looks around, as if noticing someone watching him. Philip: "My God, I thought you were someone to rely on," Flashback: Brian punching Philip. The bracelets bursting. Philip: "Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on," Piper: "The face on an ex-lover with a fire in his heart, You gave him all of you, but he tore it apart," Philip: "Maybe this time, I'll give it to someone special," Scene: More people passing. Philip: "Last summer, I gave him my heart, But the very next day, he gave it away, This soltice, so save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special," Scene: Brian and his friends stand up and leave. Philip just stares at their backs as they walk away. Piper: "Last summer, you gave him your heart, But the very next day, he gave it away," Philip: "Gave it away," Piper: "This soltice, so save yourself from tears, You better give it to someone special," Philip: "Special," Piper: "Who'll give you something in return," Philip: "Oh, my body wants to burn..." Piper: "You thought he was someone special..." Philip: "Gave him my heart, Tore it apart, I'll give it someone, I'll give it to someone special..." Scene: Brian kissing Miranda. Pan to Ashley watching Piper and Philip from afar, behind a building. Ashley: "You'll give it to someone special..." Scene: Piper turns around and sees Ashley. Scene: Fade-out... _____________ _____________ \ Not |_____________________________| A / ) Perfect | SPECIAL EPISODE | Musical ( /____________| Act VI - Philosophy |____________\ |_____________________________| Performed by: Piper, Philip & Ashley Song name: Life's A Show Type of song: Parody Original song: Life's A Show (Vonda Shephard) Scene: Piper, Philip and Ashley on a field. Philip is standing in the front with Piper and Ashley behind him. Philip: "Life's a show, To sing, to dance, to act, To see, to touch, react, To open up one's heart," Scene: Ashley and Piper exchange knowing looks. Piper pushes Ashley closer to Philip. Ashley: "Life's a show, To live, to learn, to grow, To find and to let go, And letting people in," Scene: Philip is holding his hands in front of his chest, where his heart is, as if to block it. Piper: "Where there's life, There's hope, Everyday's a gift," Philip: "Wishes can come true, Life might just work out," Ashley: "Working so hard to be, Someone in this glittering world," Scene: The three of them start running. Piper: "This is my life, Nothing special about, Weary and unruly," Scene: The three reach a lake and look down at their reflections as they stand at the edge of the water. Philip: "Life's a song, Where things constantly go wrong," Piper: "Where we never are on our own," Never really alone," Scene: Ashley throws a rock into the lake and their images are rippled. The three then leave. Ashley: "Still, my friends don't know why I ignore, The million things or more, I should be dancing for," Scene: The three climb up to the top of a hill as the wind blows leaves their way. Piper: "All the joy life sends, Family and friends," Philip: "I can't let them in, When they are knocking," Ashley: "But is this me? Is all of this me? Is it time to let go, Of all doubts, don't know, I'll just take a bow, And hide in the crowd," Scene: Philip has walked off-side, leaving Piper and Ashley staring at his back as he looks down the edge of the hill, at the lake below. Philip: "There is no pain, No fear, no doubt, When you're finally out, All secrets, So this is my refrain, Heaven is when, You are what you are and proud, Of it, when, You're proud," Scene: Piper looks at Ashley. Piper: "So stop hiding in that crowd, Go out and say it out loud," Scene: Ashley looks as Philip, who has turned around while Piper sung. Ashley: "Life's not a song, Life isn't bliss, Life is just this, It's living, I'll get along, The pain that I feel, I only can heal, By living, It's time to lose the doubt, Time to get it all out..." Scene: As Ashley sang his piece, Philip approached him and Piper. He reaches them just as Ashley sings "Time to get...". The three just stand still and look at each other for a moment before parting, all walking in three separate directions as the sun sets beyond the lake. Scene: Fade out... _____________ _____________ \ Not |_____________________________| A / ) Perfect | SPECIAL EPISODE | Musical ( /____________| Finale |____________\ |_____________________________| Performed by: Piper, Philip Brian & Ashley Song name: Shape Of My Heart Type of song: Parody Original song: Shape Of My Heart (Backstreet Boys) Scene: Brian walks up to Philip on INSomnia High's campus. Brian: "Philip, please try to forgive me," Scene: Philip turns to leave. Brian grabs his arm and looks at him pleadingly. Brian: "Don't go, don't walk out of here," Philip: "Touching me, don't bother, If every second, you make it worse, No one can save you from the man that you've become," Brian: "Don't say that," Scene: Brian lets go of Philip. Philip starts running and Brian follows him, into the dorms and up and down corridors. Brian: "Looking at all the things I've done, I was trying to be someone, That wasn't me, Just so they wouldn't see, Please, let me show you the man that I can be," Scene: Ashley steps up in front of Philip and he stops. Brian stops too, and then runs up to Philip. Ashley: "Sadness can be beautiful, Loneliness is something awful, So don't be closing your heart up," Philip: "Saying this, don't bother, It's gone too far to get any better, I can't place faith in love no more, Oh no," Ashley: "Looking back at the things you have done, Have you truly loved anyone? Then you'd know that it's wonderful, It's time re-open up your heart," Scene: Philip closes his eyes and pictures of Riley and Brian flash through his mind. Ashley puts a hand on his shoulder. Ashley: "I'm here with my confession, I've got nothing to hide no more, I don't know where to start, But to speak from the my most inner heart," Scene: Piper appears. Ashley removes his hand from Philip's shoulder. Piper Smiles at the both of them and then frown at Brian. Piper: "Time to open up your heart, Time to stop playin' the part, Time to go, stop following the flow, It's time to show us the shape of your heart," Philip: While Piper sung, Philip stood there, thinking deeply. Brian is shifting back and forth nervously. Philip: "Looking back at the things that have passed, I can't help but feel aghast, Too painful to go through again, I guess my heart will never be the same..." Scene: Ashley's face drops and some tears run down his face and fall to the floor. Ashley: "I can't show you the shape of my heart..." Scene: Fade-out... Scene: Curtains roll. Scene: The entire cast comes out to bow. TTTTTT HH HH EEEEE EEEEE NN NN DDDDD TT HH HH EE EE NNN NN DD DD TT HHHHHH EEE EEE NN NNN DD DD TT HH HH EE EE NN NN DD DD TT HH HH EEEEE EEEEE NN NN DDDD REGULARS Philip Wester Ashley Ericsson Piper Camfield GUEST STARS David "Angel" Andromeda as "Angel" Brian Sunders as "Brian" Julia Hurl as "Julia" EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Philip Wester CAST Daniel Jackson as "Jock #01" George Gordon as "Jock #02" Cameron Sheffield as "Jock #03" Marcus Manson as "Anonymous Jock" Jim Archanan as "Anonymous Jock" Nate Demkin as "Anonymous Jock" Richard Piero as "Anonymous Jock" Brian Dell as "Anonymous Jock" Jaime Wells as "Anonymous Jock" Shannon Hannigan as "Anonymous Jock" Morgan Pruitt as "Anonymous Jock" Peyton Ashton as "Anonymous Jock" Lynn Sheffield as "Anonymous Jock" Rob Samuels as "Anonymous Jock" Dana Sculls as "Anonymous Jock" WRITTEN BY Philip Wester CASTING BY Philip Wester MUSIC (parodied) "Summer Loving" - Grease "Going Through The Motion" - BtVS Musical "I Have A Theory" - BtVS Musical "I'm Under Your Spell" - BtVS Musical "Neighbourhood" - Vonda Shephard "Last Christmas" - Wham!/George Michael "Life's A Show" - BtVS Musical "Shape Of My Heart" - Backstreet Boys SPECIAL THANKS TO "Blue" All rights reserved for P.W. 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