Disclaimer: You're at a gay site. Get over it. If you're under 18 or 21....don't read. And if you read anyway, just make sure your parents don't catch you. And if you're out to them...well super. Good for you. Back button is right up there. Yeah, you know where it is, come on, I dare you, push it.

AND! With my "eh's" I'm freaking not making fun of Canadians or people from Minnesota (HA!) or North Dakota....whatever. It's something I say a lot, by accident. And it annoys the hell out of me.

Thanks: Once again, Sarah, you rule. Period.

John, woo!!

Mike, be patient bud

Steven Page, God of the world and lead signer of Barenaked Ladies.

Brandon, I'll always be there for you in times of need etc...Yeah :0)

And would you please welcome on accordion, Kevin Hearn! AKA Panama Soft. He has a grudge band called Gentle...

Honestly, I just write this story what pops into my head. I don't have any set plan; I just go off and write. So even *I* don't know what's going to happen most of the time. Maybe that's why they're kinda short. Either way, I hope you enjoy, and I worked really hard on this. So if you send me an e-mail, please don't chew my head off. Thanks.

"I'll call you later alright?"

"Yeah, sure thing, Dan. See you later. Hurry up and get to work, I don't want you to be late!"

"Heh, yeah sure thing. See ya babe." And with that he gave me a little wave and off he went. I think I floated to my front door. I really believe I did. I opened the front door, took off my shoes, and went off to my room.

"Hey you! Did you have fun last night at Dan's?", My Mom called after me as I went to my room.

I turned around with a big smile on my face, "Yeah, I guess I had a lot of fun actually."

"Well, what did you do then? Tell me everything!" Yeah, that's my Mom alright. Nosey as hell and won't give up...ever.

"Mom, I'd love to tell you, but I'm sorta busy right now. Mind if I tell you later?"

"Yeah yeah. I bet you're busy," she said with a little smirk. "Go on, tell me later then!" She said with a little smile.

"Thanks Mom, see ya later."

"Bye."

I really didn't have much to do except...JANE! I had to tell Jane everything. She was my best friend...even though I've never met her! But you can tell just by chatting with her. She's the kinda person who you can tell anything to.

I loaded up my computer and loaded up ICQ and waited for my dial-up to pop up. I hate my dial up. Boone (town I live in, remember?) Still hasn't got DSL or cable so I haven't had the pleasure of downloading mp3's in seconds. Which is a hobby of mine. Download some Moxy Früvous is you ever get the chance. Finally I was connected and on ICQ. Drat. Jane wasn't on-line. Probably reading or off at a movie I was guessing. So I was just surfing around. Looking at my random site. Checking up at nifty.org for new stories (duh), checking the Bulletin Board at barenaked.net (It's not porno damnit). I decided to download a music video off mirc, maybe get a Matthew Good Band one I missed. Of course, I already had them all. Damn I was so board I was going slowly insane. I picked up one of my random books that I had started and never finished. Ah, Night Sins by Tami Hoag. Worth the time if you ever get the chance to read it. I picked it up and started to read. That's all I could remember.

The sound of the telephone finally woke me from my deep sleep. I looked over at my clock. Wow, 5:30, I really slept late.

"Hello?" I asked groggily

"This is Dan...Oh geez did I wake you?"

"Heh, actually you did. But I don't mind. What's up?"

"Well, it's Saturday, I'm bored out of my mind, you just woke up, want to do anything?"

"I suppose we could. I don't know what though."

"The mall in Ames sound okay? Maybe walk around on campus for a little while?" Ames is a town about 15 miles east of Boone. Also it's where Iowa State University is, huge college town.

"Sounds like a plan, come at like 6:30 though, I need to take a shower get dressed, all the usual crap."

"Alright. I'll be there soon then."

"Okay. Bye then." But it wasn't "bye then". Neither of us hung up the phone. "You don't want to hang up either, eh?" ARGH!

Dan laughed on the other end. "You too huh?"

"How about on 3?" I offered.

"Okay."

"1..."

"2..." Click I hung up. I cheated. I'm a bad boy.

"FUCKING FAGS," was the first thing we heard while walking hand in hand in the mall. "That's FUCKING GROSS." The hick finally said as he walked away. We got more laughs then sympathetic stares from people during that. It did embarrass the hell out of Dan and I though. Things like that shouldn't happen period, none the less screamed out in public.

"What an ass. God I hate stupid people." Dan grumbled as we continued to walk.

"Well, the world is full of them. Get used to it." I enquired.

"True enough. But, I think I've had enough of the mall. Lets go home."