Date: Sun, 08 Feb 2015 14:26:06 +0200 From: succumballs@gmail.com Subject: Billy and Uncle Silas Part 1 This story is Pure Fantasy. Children should be allowed to develop as they wish, with or without the help of adults who should never force a child to do anything he/she does not wish to do. And Everyone, PLEASE DONATE TO NIFTY Billy and Uncle Si Part 1 Billy! Get your ass in here. The third grader woke Friday morning to the sound of the bellowing voice and knew exactly what was wanted. He greased his ass and ran to his beloved uncle's bedroom. Silas Boot lay under his sheet, his arms folded behind his head. Billy grinned when he saw the sheet tenting up half way down his uncle's thigh between his legs and immediately slipped under the linen tent to mouth the beautiful erection. Silas flipped off the sheet and said, Turn around, Button. I want to suck your butter butt for a minute. Billy flipped around with joy. His uncle Si had been sucking his ass since as long as he could remember, and he willingly gave himself to the strong, hairy man. Si dug his mustachioed lips into the tender, hairless boy ass, so round and smooth, then pulled him back to suck the empty ball sack, waiting for, and willing, the testicles to drop. The boy's erection was already a good six inches, and he hadn't even started really growing yet. Billy sucked on the nine inch, thick meat shaft that would soon be up his ass. He'd been riding his uncle for some time now and couldn't get enough of the giant organ. When Silas plopped a dollop of jelly into the boy hole Billy flipped again and settled his anus against the silky prick head, swiping its spongy warm softness against his swelling pucker. Just like Si knew the boy would, his pucker slurped in the huge meat head as if it were his tongue. With a big grin on the boy's face Si said, You really like that, don't you, Button? I love you more than anyone, Uncle Si, the boy glowed at the man who'd been fucking him ever since he taught him to swim. At the special beach where they didn't have to wear swim suits Silas had let little Billy watch him in the temple, a cave where men went to fuck and suck. As a youngster Billy didn't know what they were doing, but he soon found out. Hands caressed the young boy flesh, spit wet fingers entered his anus, cocks brushed his lips until his mouth was filled with his first taste of cum, a taste he grew to love. Billy sank down until the huge shaft poked deep into his being. "That's my butter butt," Silas moaned as he spread the boy's round ass cheeks and pumped up into the small body. Then he spat into his hand and stroked the boy's solid stiff cock. "You might put old Si to shame with that thing when you start growing up, Baby. You're going to have a nice big one there." He knew he could stroke the boy cock as long as he wanted. Billy hadn't started shooting off yet despite all the cum he'd taken up the ass, and he could ride his uncle for an hour -- the longest time they'd done it before Si dumped a massive load up the boy ass. After bobbing up and down for a while Si said, "Turn onto your belly, Billy." They arranged two pillows like sausages for Billy to lay over, giving his cock a place to rub between. Then Billy felt the large, hairy belly settle over him. Si body covered him like a big soft pillow. Everything smooth and soft but for the giant rod that slid back into his anus, filling him with comfort and joy. Comfort and Joy, Si sang as he caressed the boy and slow pumped the sort, loose asshole. Comfort and Joy for my little pussy boy. Oh, oh ridings of comfort and joy." Si sang. Billy arched up and back in rhythm to his uncle's pumping, rubbing his own cock against the soft sheet that slowly became wet with his leaking cock juice. "Does Button want my cum up his ass, or do you want to drink your breakfast shake? Huh, butter butt?" "Whatever you want, Uncle Si. I wish I could have it both at once." Billy giggled. "Well, let's see what we can do for you, Angel. Turn over." Billy flopped onto his back and raised his legs. Si dug right into the wide opened ass and began the end game. Kissing the boy and sucking on his lips Si pumped and slammed, stirring the butt hole in all directions. Long deep thrusts filled Billy with panting pleasure. He pulled his ass cheeks apart to get more of the massive organ up into him. "Oh, yeah," Billy whimpered, his body there just for his uncle. The thrusting giant organ taking him on a ride of pure bliss as his ass was hammered hot and wet. "Here we go, Baby." Si slammed dumped several shots of cum deep up his young nephew's fuck hole before he squeezed his cock shaft at the root and withdrew it from the drooling butt. Then he pulled Billy's head to him and shoved his cock head into the boy's hungry mouth that gobbled at the meaty lobes, savoring the last half of the orgasm. Billy milked the shafts of every last drop of precious cum before settling on his side, his head on his uncle's belly, his mouth carefully sucking the slow drooling prick head, squeezing the shaft, coddling the balls, fingering the manhole below the testicles. "That's it, Baby. Put some spit on my ass and finger fuck me. Push on my prostate, you know where it is now, and might get some more juice out of me." Billy did just that and sure enough his mouth was perfumed with a few drops more of Si's ball juice. "Time to get up now, or you'll be late for school." There weren't many houses in that part of the county so the school went from first to eighth grade, and Billy had to bicycle a half hour to get there. It was at lunchtime on Wednesday that Jim Slokum followed Billy into the toilet. The eighth grader had noticed Billy looking at him for months with some kind of interest. Billy had begun to grow, and was the biggest third grader in his class. With all the cum he'd been drinking and taking up the ass, he'd also begun to swell between the legs. Standing next to him at a row of urinals Jim said, "Hey, Billy Boo. Big cock for such a little kid." After finishing his piss he stroked his cock way to many times to just get the urine out. Billy watched eagerly the whole time. His grin encouraged Jim who stroked himself to half hard. "Your uncle told my dad you're a real goo boy." "What's that?" Billy asked. "You like a gooey ass." By now Jim was sporting a real thick eight incher, smooth and light brown like his body. When their eyes met Billy grinned and licked his lips. Jim continued, "We got ten minutes of lunchtime left. You want me to fuck your ass in one of the stalls?" "If you want. If it's OK."Billy wanted Jim's cock any way he could get it. "It's more than OK. Come here, sticky butt." Jim led Billy into the last stall, flipped the toilet lid down and sat the boy on it. "Get me nice and wet first." Billy slobbered over the beautiful organ, licking and sucking until Jim stood him up, pulled his pants down to his knees and bent him over the toilet. He plopped a big dollop of spit into the boy's crack and swirled his glans over the soft pucker. "You OK, Billy?" The big football player asked. "It feels really good, Jimmy. Can I call you Jimmy?" "When I'm fucking you, yeah. Call me anything you want." Jim began sliding into the boy's experienced hole. "Fuck yes, Billy Goo. You're amazing." Half way up the boy hole Jim grabbed his hips and rammed him. Jimmy steadied himself as the giant shaft bottomed out up his ass. "Oh, yeah. I may have to do your regularly, Goo-boy. You're real easy." "I like getting fucked, Jimmy, and I like you." "Well, I like you too, Billy Boo. I bet Tom and Hank will like you too." Jim concentrated on fucking the daylights out of the young kid, grinding and poking around the soft, clutching hole. "Oh, man, fuck yeah." Jim grabbed Billy's hips and rammed him hard and fast, and in a minute was shooting a long overdue huge wad up Billy's gaping ass. When he stopped pumping he slipped out, turned BIlly around and pushed him to sitting. Billy didn't have to be told what to do. He slurped in the oozing organ's shining head and sucked it clean of ass slick, licked the balls of juice that had oozed out, and then whispered. "Wow, Jimmy. You come a lot. That felt good." He lovingly milked the long tumescent shaft. "It's been a few days since I jacked off." "Well, you don't have to anymore if you don't want --." The bell rang. "Yeah, now I'm going to use your ass instead of my hand, Billy Goo boy." Billy smiled up at the big adonis. "OK." "We better go now. Get your pants up. Sorry I didn't have time to get you off." "That's OK, Jimmy. I liked it anyway." Jim bent down and kissed the boy's lips. "You're a cute one, Billy Boot. I might even let you fuck Tom if you're a good boy. And Hank the Plank is going to be real interested." Billy beamed with admiration. He thought Jim was not just the most popular boy in school but the most handsome. And his friends were who everyone wanted to know and hang out with. Hank especially. Hank was tall and thin, a long distance runner, and every time Billy saw him around the track he stared at the wonderful body, especially at what flopped around in his running shorts. He sat all afternoon in class idly rubbing his ass over his chair, sliding his cheeks from side to side, whipping up Jim's ball cream in his butt crack. When classes were over Hank walked after him to the bicycle stands. "Hey, Billy Boo. What's up?" "Nothing." Billy beamed with pleasure that Hank actually talked to him and stared into the huge brown eyes. "What?" Hank finally asked. Billy shrugged. "I think you have really soft and friendly eyes. You look like a really nice person close up." "And from far away?" Billy blushed. "I like watching you run around the track. I think you're really pretty when you run." Hank grinned and patted Billy's fanny. "See you around, Billy the kid. Don't take any wooden dildos." "What's that?" "I meant nickels." When Billy stared up at the tall, beautiful brown man Hank shook his head. "I know what you need." "What?" Hank unlocked his bike and walked it over to Billy who stood by his own looking up at the friendly smile. Hank put a finger under Billy's chin, tilted his neck up, bent down and kissed him on the lips. Billy grinned from ear to ear, his tongue between his teeth. "I think Billy Boo liked that." Hank whispered and kissed him again, this time putting his tongue into the eager mouth. When Billy responded with his own tongue Hank reached between the boy's legs and squeezed his cock. "Yeah, Billy likes boy play. See you around kiddo." "Bye, Hank. Thanks." "For what?" "For being so nice." Billy watched Hank grab his crotch and heave it over his bike saddle. "Oooo, Billy. I can be real nice if you want." He winked and peddled off, glancing back to see the grinning boy watching his ass wobble from side to side. On Friday after classes Billy was called to the principal's office. Mr. Dickinson's youngest son was Tom, one of Jim's best fuck friends. "Have a seat, Billy." Billy sat in the chair opposite the principal's desk. Dickinson moved around and rested his ass against the corner of the desk, which pushed up his basket suggestively. Through the thin slacks Billy could see the principal's cock and balls clutched in the left pants leg. With his eyes on the boy who studied his crotch he said, "I hear you and Jimmy often have a little go at lunchtime?" "Did he tell you that, Mr. Dick-in-son?" Billy spoke the name slowly, his eyes fixed on the principal's crotch. Dickinson gently pulled his testicles up to move his cock into a more prominent position. With his hand resting on his cock shaft he rubbed his pants and continued, "No. He told my son, and Tom told me." The hand now squeezed the sex organ hidden under it. Billy's eyes remained fixed on it, hoping - he didn't know what for. Dickinson slid his hand along the length of the thickening organ. Billy's mouth fell open as he watched the hand slide back and forth over the hardening cock, and he squirmed in his chair. "Jimmy's one of Tom's best friends, and Tom knows his daddy real well." Dickinson slow jerked himself under his slacks now as Billy adjusted his growing hard-on in his underwear. "And Tom thought you might want to do me a little favor too. I'm a lot like your Uncle Silas. I like a boy ass every so often, and my youngset, Tom, is going on fourteen. He's into the other boys now, or I guess I should say they're into him. Especially Hank. That half-breed eighth grader has the biggest dick in town. Big Hank the plank." "Really." Billy stared at the lump of meat straining to get out of its prison. "Hank, huh? He seems like a real nice guy too." "Oh, he is. He's real nice. Got the softest, smoothest brown skin you ever did feel, a real smooth stallion." Dickinson grinned and stood. A tiny wet spot appeared on the khaki pants near the prick ridge that showed through the thin fabric. He walked to the boy, his cock aching to get out. Just inches from Billy's face the thick sex organ throbbed with need. "You want some, Billy Boo, don't you?" Dickinson unbuckled his belt and pulled the leather through all the loops. Billy nodded yes. The principal smiled and tossled the boy's hair. "Take it out then. It wants you real bad, just like you want it. Tell me you want it, Billy." Just inches from Billy's face the big man arched his pelvis toward the boy. The hard shaft pushed against the slacks. "Tell me, Billy. Tell me you want to suck my cock, drink my sperm, feel me up your ass, just like my Tommy." Instead Billy fumbled with the principal's zipper, Dickinson undid his pants and pushed them to his knees. "Suck my dick, boy." He commanded like he'd done all his sons. Billy happily complied, pulling back the skin of the fat seven and a half inch rod and running his tongue expertly over the smooth glans. When Billy gulped it to the back of his mouth Dickinson grabbed the boy's head and slid down his throat. Billy gagged only for a second, and then willingly let himself be throat fucked. When Dickinson was rock hard and wet he slipped out of the boy's mouth ahd hoisted him up onto his desk where he ripped off his pants and underwear. On his back with his legs up in the air he swizzled his coch head over a sticky fuck hole. "Been fucked today already, have you?" "Yes," Billy smiled enigmatically. "Who by?" "Can't say. It's not polite, Uncle Si says." Billy looked up at the shining blue eyes, filled with animal lust, a look he'd often seen in his uncle's eyes. He knew this was going to be a quick and wild fuck, and he grinned at the prospect of being taken by this burly blond bull. "Just shove it in, Mr. Dick." Billy encouraged the man. "Just like you been doing your sons." "How do you know I been doing my sons?" Dickinson looked surprised. "Just a guess." Billy grinned again as the principal rammed full shaft up the gooey butt hole. "Well, let's see if we can make Billy Goo just as happy as we make Tommy." Dickinson pulled Billy's ass cheeks off the edge of the desk, stretched them wide apart and started slamming his hole like a wild man. Billy lay in seventh heaven. He didn't get a real bull pounding very often. Dickinson began to pant and slam. Harder and faster the thrusts came, doing his best to impress, and Billy responded by grinding his hole over the hammering organ. Both tried to please the other. The fuck organ rammeded, the fuck hole clutched. "Oh, fuck, goo boy. Here we go." Billy held his ass tight over the gliding golden rod. "Harder." He panted. For a few seconds Dickinson lost control. His whole body shook and contracted, his heart pounded, his cock exploded in a flood of pent up sperm, creaming the boy with a mighty deluge. Like a wave he contracted over the boy, humping and pumping as hard as he could, his cock slamming as deep as he could reach, spraying the boy's guts with ball cream. When he finished coming he trembled, sliped out and fell into the chair he'd offered Billy. Billy lay on his side for a minute, then slid off the desk turned and backed onto the hard cock that still oozed ball juice. He nestled his floppy anus pucker back down onto the principal's cock, his feet on the man's thighs. He then laid back against the panting body and slow rode the fading erection. In gentle circles his ass caressed the cock shaft, squeezing his ass muscle over the base of the shaft and pulling the last drops of cream up to the tip. Up and down he slid until Dickinson groaned. "Oh, Baby. You're good. We got to do that again." "Sure, Dickhead." Billy slid of the slippery meat pole and pulled up his pants. When he turned he saw Dickinson's scowl. "Well, that's that the guys call you, those who know. You do have a nice dick head." Billy then knelt between the man's legs and started on the testicles, licking the cum froth off the dangling orbs before working his way up the thick veined shaft. When he got to the head his tongue spent extra time examining its perfection. There was nothing in the whole world Billy liked more than a fat juicy prick. "Hmm," he giggled. "Dick Head, Prick Head, Ass Fucker. I like Prick Head the best. And yours is really nice." Billy kissed the organ's beautiful head. "Uncle Si lets me call him all that when he's fucking me." Unable to resist Billy began sucking the cock head vigourously again. "Oh, Baby Goo, give it a rest." Dickinson pulled the boy's mouth to his lips. As they kissed he pushed two fingers up Billy's fuck slot, then took them out and licked his cum off them. "Baby tastes so good. Get back up on the desk again, Billy." With his legs in the air and his ass pucker pulsating like ripe lips, Dickinson tenderly licked the fuck hole and tasted his own sperm mixed with Jimmy's. "You come when I call you again. You hear that, Billy Goo Boy." "Sure, Prick Head." Billy grinned and got dressed. #### When Billy went to the side of the buildings to get his bicycle big hunk Hank sat on a bench chewing on a straw of grass waiting for him. Half Puerto Rican half American Indian, his jet black hair shone like silk and the brown skin glistened like fine leather. He sat in cut off jeans ripped off at the crotch, his muscular legs spread wide. His super huge testicles hung out the right pants leg glowing in the warm afternoon sun and slowly moving up and down a good four inches in their smooth scrotum, impatiently, like they had a will of their own and wanted relief, like huge ripe figs that wanted plucking and sucking. His soft cock shaft was so thick and long it rested visibly in the crease of his left thigh. Hank had cut a hole in his front left pocket so that the giant prick head stuck out the opening, a giant, succulent glans of perfection, a one-eyed snake looking for its prey. He idly fingered the meaty ridge of the glans. When he saw Billy he licked a finger and ran it over the piss slit that oozed a diamond drop of pure nectar. "Hi, Hank. Wow." Billy's eyes nearly popped out his head at the sigth of the beautiful, tall eighth grader. He sat next to the long distance runner and watched him encircle the beautiful prick ridge of his sex with his long, thin fingers, wishing his lips were those fingers. As he smeared pre-cum over his glans Hank whispered, "I seen you watching me sometimes when I'm doing my running, Billy Goo." Billy grinned at the use of that name. Jimmy had obviously told Hank too about their lunchtime fucks. He tore his eyes off Hank's perfect cock head and looked up into those soft friendly eyes, so full of kindness and friendship, and hunger. Billy knew the look of a man hungry for sex. He reached between Hank's legs and weighed the gigantic testicles in his hand, so smooth and huge, the biggest he'd ever felt, and so full and heavy with seed. "You're so big." He whispered. "Well, of course. Didn't anyone ever tell you? I'm famous." "Only yesterday. Dick Head told me after he fucked me. I didn't really care if he did or not, but he needed to so bad, and I couldn't say no. Then he said you got the biggest cock in town. Have you been fucking him?" "I don't let anyone fuck me who I haven't fucked too. But you been watching me long before that." "I like you. I think you're nice, and a soft person." "I can get plenty hard if you want, Billy Boo. The way you watch me gets me hard sometimes." "Does it." When Billy spoke his voice came like a love cooing, and his hand continued to fondle the massive testicles with the gentleness of worship. "When you're running in those red nylon shorts and all this is flopping around between your legs," Billy squeezed the giant ripe figs ready for draining, "and you run by and then I see that wonderful round ass so hard and perfect, I think you're the most sexiest man in the world, Hank." "Do you, Baby?" Hank held the boy's hand hot on his full nuts. "That's my Billy. Squeeze them a little. You really know how to make a guys nuts go nuts. I been thinking about you all afternoon. Just waiting here got me dripping. Look." Hank put his hand at the back of Billy's head, and the boy looked down, instantly mezmerized by the biggest, smoothest, most succulent prick head he'd ever seen. It now poked even more out of the pocket of Hank's jeans like a sleeping dragon drooling in its slumber. "Wow, Hank," was all the excited boy could manage. His hands gripped the scrotum and pulled the testicles downward. Hank looked around, no one, and then pushed Billy's mouth to his prick head. Billy sucked the meaty glans out of the pocket, digging his lips into the fold of the pants to eat as much meat as he could pull out. More and more of the dragon appeared, dripping nectar in his warm mouth. When Hank panted Billy released the giant balls and dug his finger up into the pants leg, found the anus and tickled his finger over the hole. "Fuck, Baby." Hank pulled his opposite ass cheek, and in the sweaty crack Billy's finger slipped into the athlete's hole as his prick was expertly sucked. He was going nuts. "That thing wants you, Billy. Real bad. I got to get up your ass right now. I know you can take it." "Let's go to my house and try. I'd sure like to." "I can't wait that long, Baby. I need you right now. Let's just go in the bushes right here. It won't take me long. I promise." "If you think so, Hank." He said as he sucked the stiffening stallion meat. "Come on, Billy. It'll be just fine." Between the brick building and a hedge of laural Hank pulled off his pants while Billy exposed his gooey ass. Hank spat into his hand and rubbed his shaft, milked out a load of pre-cum and smeared his prick over Billy's loose hole. When Billy pulled his cheeks apart Hank slipped half his cock, almost seven inches and as thick as Billy's forearm, up the boy's gooey ass without the slightest hesitation from either of them. "Shit, Baby, you're as big as a bucket." Hank the Plank reached around and stroked the boy's roaring hard-on. Billy reached behind and felt the shaft poised to rip his guts. "Wow, Hank, it's not even all in yet." "Baby, we got about half in. Got a long way to go, if you can even take it all. Most can't. Makes me real sad I can't get myself settled down good and deep. It's something I always dream of." "I guess we got to try harder, Hank. Give me a minute to loosen up a little. You're the thickest I've ever had." After a few moments they both felt the tight anus stretch and relax. The boy arched his ass back toward the mammoth organ that stretched his hole wide and tight. "Wow," he panted as ten inches of horse meat filled hiw bowel. "It's hung up right there. Turn me around." Hank withdrew. Billy gasped, feeling suddenly so empty. "Hold me up, OK?" Billy asked. Hank hoisted him high into the air and pushed his back against the brick wall. Billy wrapped his legs around the thin muscular waist, held Hank's neck with one hand and aimed the giant meat glans into his waiting hole again. Hank spread the tender ass cheeks and slid the boy slowly down the wall. The horse cock slipped back into the waiting anus filling it with joy again. Deeper and deeper Billy sank into bliss untit he whispered, "It's hung up right there again." he squirmed and rocked his ass, then he began pushing his belly with his hands from side to side, up and down until he felt a sudden sensation like gas moving through his bowel. "You OK, Baby?" Hank looked worried. "I don't want ot hurt you." Billy strained up, and Hank bent down his head and kissed him. As they kissed Billy squirmed his way down the wall until he could feel Hank's pubic hair pressing against his tender ass cheeks and the strong hands pulling his cheeks apart. "I'm tingling all over, Hank. From my ass to my hair I feel you all through me. Rock on my a little. You feel so good." Hank rested his head next to Billy neck, licking the sweat off him and panting as he pushed his entire fourteen inch horse shaft up into the warm boy. "Oh, oh, ohh, ohhh, Baby Billy. My wishing well. I never, ever got to do this before." "Pump me a little, Hank. Slow though. Let's see what's happening." Like a glove being eased over a long finger Billy's body accepted the giant organ. Neither of them knew how, neither cared. Both were totally swept away by the feeling of pure heaven. Billy rotated his hips as Hank pumped gently into the warm body, so deep, so hot, so tight. Baby, Baby, ohh, ohh, oh. Fuck Baby." Hank gently fucked his boy, holding his ass cheeks and bouncing him gently up and down. "Oh, Billy, you're my baby. What a fuck butt." "You make me tingle all over, Hank. I love you in me. Kiss me some more." As they kissed Hank began pumping faster and faster. "Don't take too much out, Hank. I like you way in there, and it may not go back in so easy." Hank happily kept himself buried deep in the hungry body, all but the last few inches. Billy held his neck and clamped his legs around his Hank, riding his stallion, harder and harder, those last few inches bucked up into his body. His ass was now loose and clutched at the base of the meat stump. Hank grabbed Billy's cock and jacked it twice before being told, "No, Hanky. You'll make me come. Oh, Hanky, fuck me real good." Hank drove short, hard thrusts into Billy ass. Hard and fast and faster, and faster still until, "Fuck, Billy, I'm gonna horse hose your ass. Ah-oh, ah-oh, fuck Billy. Oh, fuuuuuuuck, Baby. Ahhh." He jammed his baseball bat deep into the tender boy and let loose a hot flood. Billy's eyes bulged out when he felt the giant organ swell in rhythmic spasms of sperm, hot ball lava erupting over his anus ring and splashing into his body. Testicles tight against the meat shaft shooting their juice deep and hard, filling him with warm gooey nectar. His ass squirmed in circles, the horse cock jammed in short exploding jerks up into him. Both panted as the hot river flowed. Billy suddenly gasped, "Hanky," and his stomach muscles contracted as his own cock shot off between them. Hank grabbed it and massaged the boy cock gently as he pushed Billy against the wall and impaled him firmly. After they both regained their breaths they looked at each other, eyes full of love and satisfaction, mouthes tenderly kissing. "I feel like I'm full of ten loads, Hanky." "I might have come more than ever before, Baby. You got me going real good." They held each other until Hank's cock softened, and the seven inch soft shaft slid slowly out of Billy puffy anus ring. He set the boy down and licked all his cum off him, then turned him around and examined his anus. The pucker was like a puffy half-opened mouth. He kissed it closed, then turned Billy around and kissed his lips again. "What a sweetheart," was all he said. "You're my favorite person, Hanky, except maybe my uncle. But I mean up my ass, you're my favorite." He grinned like he'd said something dumb. "You're the only one, Baby, I ever done that to. No one's got me all like that before. You're my bottomless butt, my BB. I'm gonna need you some more, BB. I know I am." "Me too, Hanky. Any time." "Tomorrow's Saturday. I'll call and we'll make a plan." He picked up the boy who clutched him with his arms and legs and rocked him like a baby. "Can you get home on your bike with your ass all whipped up?" Billy laughed, "I may stand on my pedals, but I'll be fine." "Come on, Baby. I'll bicycle with you then cut off at your road." "You don't have to do that, Hanky." "I want to BB. Want to take care of my bottomless butt." And off they went.