Date: Sat, 6 Feb 2010 00:47:43 -0600 From: Norin Radd Subject: Dad Becomes My Girlfriend The following is entirely a work of fiction, a sexual fantasy about an adult man and his teenage son having sex. If you are not eighteen, or that's not your thing, you shouldn't be here. Anyone who cannot clearly distinguish between fantasy and reality is strongly urged to seek the care of a professional psychiatrist immediately. Sex with minors is, and should be, a crime. Never, never try this at home! My Dad and I have always been really close, especially after Mom ditched us for some rich Dude. Guess she got tired of living on a Policeman's salary. I'm an only child and the apple of his eye, I never doubted he'd do anything for me. I was about to find out just how far he'd go to make me happy. "Shit!" I flipped my phone closed and glared at the floor. "Canceled on ya, did she?" My Dad gave me a sympathetic grin. It happened to me a lot. "The bitch leaves me high and dry at six o'clock on a Saturday night! What the fuck am I supposed to do now?" And I was so fucking horny! I thought I might finally, finally get my wick wet. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was seventeen and still a virgin. Yeah, it's like to die. I'd been dating Angela for over a month, spending every spare dime I had, which wasn't much. That was part of the problem, I just didn't have the scratch to impress the Ladies, and my looks don't make up the difference. I'm just an ordinary dude, kinda cute, nice grin, but nothing special. I wish I was like my Dad. He's not that much for looks either, but he has this incredible body. Tall, Ex-Marine, body-builder, worked out like it was his religion. I'd give anything to have a body like his, and I tried. We lifted together all the time and he gave me pointers; helped me with my routine, told me what to eat, but I just couldn't get any size! My body was hard as a rock, sure, and I bulged in all the right places. I looked pretty good naked, but you put a shirt on me and I was still a stick. There was only one place I really bulged and that was my Big Problem. A guy with a regular dick would never dream it could be a bad thing, but I wasn't just big, not even huge, I was a fucking freak! I mean fourteen inches is just not normal! I'm like some kinda of barnyard animal. It's fat, too, with bull balls that hang down my thighs. I look like I should be in a stock pen. The guys at school loved it. My name is Corey Hughes, and they called me, Core Me Huge. My dick was like the unofficial mascot for the baseball squad. They'd bring dudes from the other team over to our locker room to watch me shower and collect their bets. I'd always have to bone up and prove it was really as big as their brag. I've been measured and fondled like the prize winning carrot at the State Fair more times than I care to remember. The girls at school were a different story. They all knew about my Johnson and giggled and smirked every time they saw me. I mean, I tried not to let them see it, always wore baggy pants, palming it down and trying to tuck it out of sight, but the hungry monster was always half boned and impossible to hide. I eventually hooked up with Angela. She had a reputation for liking big ones and I thought I would finally get inside. But I played my Trump too soon. She wanted to see it, so I showed it to her before I had the chance to get her all drunk and drove up like I planned. She freaked! "Jesus!" she gasped. "I never dreamed it was that huge!" She backed away from me against the passenger door, looking scared. "That would kill me, no way, I couldn't..." I pleaded and coaxed for half an hour to get her to at least blow me. She barely got the head in her mouth before she started gagging. Tears trickled down her face and her mascara was running when she gave up after a few tries "I can't," she said, "you're just too damn big." She gave it another frightened glance. "I think you better take me home now." It was a long quiet trip back to her house and she'd been busy every time I called since. Now she'd canceled our date. "Shit!" I repeated, miserably, grabbing my one eyed monster. "This thing is ruining my life. I'm never gonna get laid." My Dad shook his head. "I'm sorry, Son. I didn't think a man could ever be too big, but you really are. You scare the little girls to death. Hell, most grown women would run from that." Dad and I have never been modest around each other, especially since Mom left. We'd caught each other jacking plenty of times. He knew exactly what my problem was. "I've always been glad I was big," he said. Dad had a beautiful eight inch pipe, the girls loved it. "It never occurred to me it could be a damn club foot." I smirked in spite of myself. "A club foot, two inches." We both laughed and he put his arm around me, squeezing my shoulders. He'd always been proud of his Son's manhood, bragging to his buddies, and teasing me about my 'little brother'. Now he looked at my Johnson like he'd never seen it before, and stared so long I gave him a little shove. "What?" I demanded. He chewed his bottom lip for a moment. "There is a place you'd be appreciated." "I have to wait another year to start my porn career, remember?" We'd joked about that often enough, and I was seriously considering it. Getting paid to get laid, now that was Heaven. He gave me a long searching look and seemed to decide something. "How about a beer," he suggested, "a Man deserves some consolation when his Pussy bolts on him." "All right!" I crowed, and we knocked fists. "You're the Man!" Dad and I had celebrated with a few brews before, no big thing. I was surprised when he pulled a bottle of Jack Black from the liquor cabinet and poured two shots. He handed me a beer and one of the shot glasses. "Ever had a Boiler Maker?" I shook my head, wide-eyed, he must really feel sorry for me. I didn't drink liquor that much, I preferred to get high, no hangover. "Like this," he said, tossing back the shot and following it with the brewski. He chugged the whole bottle before he set it down. I whistled, he was really setting the pace. I wasn't about to be out manned and tossed back the Jack. I gasped and wheezed and he grinned as he pounded my back. "Beer, now," he nodded toward my bottle. I chugged until I finished it and had to grab his shoulder as I swayed. "Good, Man!" he proclaimed. He sat me on the sofa and went for two more beers and shots. "Tonight you become a Man." I blinked at him. I guess he meant us getting hammered together. We knocked back our whiskey and chased them with the beer. The alcohol hit my stomach like a bomb and I had a big goofy grin on my face. "Jesus, Dad, this is great! I'm gonna have to not-get-laid more often." He gave me a funny look. "That's not going to be a problem anymore, Son." What did he mean by that? "Do you have any dope in your drawer?" He knew where I kept it cause we'd smoked together before. For a Cop, he was really cool. "Yeah, I've got half an ounce. It's good shit." I'd been planning to use it on Angela. Oh, well, at least I'd get high if I didn't get laid. That made me think of Angela's sweet snatch and I leaped out to full wood. Well, shit, Dad had seen it before, and he knew what kind of shape I was in. I even gave it a few pulls as I waited. Jesus, it felt good! He was back with my bag and pipe, and had a DVD in his other hand. "Whas, that?" I asked, realizing my tongue was numb. "You're gonna like it," he said, popping it in the player and clicking the remote as he flopped his big ass on the sofa. My pipe was already packed and he flipped the lighter and took a good long toke. "Oh, yeah, this is good!" He gave the pipe to me and I took a couple of hits. Jesus, it was a porn DVD! I'd hoped it would be, but I wasn't sure, Dad and I had never jacked together. I was always on the short list for my buddies stroke parties. They loved to watch me nut! So I was cool, Dad and I were Men of the World, we could do this. It started with a naked blond on a bed. Great, no fucking around. She was smoking hot and already digging in her snatch. "Oooh, baby, I need your big meat!" A slim dude with a huge reamer came into view. All right! I couldn't identify with a guy with a little dick. She flung open her legs and he crawled between them and rubbed the head of his prick up and down her twat, teasing her with it. "Now," she begged, "I want it all!" He grinned and boned her with one lunge. Her eyes bulged, but her pretty legs circled his waist. "Haaah, haaah, haaaah!" she squealed, actually sounding like she meant it. She probably did, the dude had a huge cock and he was really letting her have it all. His balls bounced contentedly and he had a happy expression on his face. I grinned, too, I wondered if it felt as good for dudes with little dicks? Another guy came into view, very buff, but with a face prettier than the girl. "I need some of that," he growled. The other dude surrendered her snatch way more easily than I would have. "I want you doggy-style, bitch," the second stud said. She immediately flipped on all fours, crazy to get more dick in her. He slammed her cunt as the first dude knelt in front of her face, twisting his hands in her hair and jamming her face onto his giant pole. She gurgled and slobbered hungrily, but she couldn't get more than half of him down her throat. Wasn't it always the way! The world had no idea how us big dudes suffered. I couldn't take any more. I stared at my Dad and he returned my horn dog look. "Yeah," he panted, "let's take 'em off." He stripped off his shorts and tossed them across the room, naked as a baby. I managed to pull my jeans and boxers over my sneakers, still wearing a wife-beater, thank God the legs were big. We worked our wood, both dribbling like a basketball team. Like Father, like Son! I fisted my cock snot onto my reamer and he squelched right beside me. Then something I didn't expect. The pretty dude pulled the blond's head off the hung dude and gobbled down his cock! This was a Bi video! My Dad had a Bi video! My head snapped around to stare at him, and he groaned. "Yeah! Suck that big cock!" I was so stunned I almost missed a stroke, almost. I just stared at my Dad, goggle-eyed, but he was fixed on the movie as he fisted his beaver-splitter. "Suck him all the way down, stud!" And the dude did, he was a way better cock-swallower than the blond. The hung dude groaned. "Shit, yeah, you're so great!" He was in Heaven, letting the buff fucker swallow his meat. The dude was a natural and the big-dicked guy pronged him to the pubs with every stroke. God damn! I'd never seen such pole gobbling, he was amazing! No wonder horse-dick loved it! "Jesus Christ!, I'm gonna nut!" he shouted, standing on his toes as he slammed the buff stud's face into his belly. His balls wriggled and he grunted as he pumped wad after wad into the big dude. It bubbled out of his nose, but he kept on sucking, determined to get ever drop from his top man. When the hung dude staggered back, his bottom had had enough. "Gonna shoot!" he shouted, hammering into the blond. She wriggled on her fingers and groaned along with him as her pussy juiced. My Dad grabbed my dick with his big strong hands and I jumped so hard my ass left the sofa. We exchanged a long, long look and I nodded. He swallowed the head of my cock on the first try! He slobbered and gulped and had half my shaft down his throat! Jesus! This was so wrong! Why did it feel so good? "Suck me," I shouted, "take me, Dad!" My back arched and my hips locked, I couldn't fucking move. But it didn't matter, he was sliding down my pole now like the whole damn fire brigade, wiggling me in his throat like a trombone player teasing a note. "Christ!" I panted, "Jesus, fucking, Christ!" He was between my legs now, working like a Stevedore as my fists pounded the sofa and my head twisted on my neck. "My Dad is sucking my dick and I love it!" He finally got his nose in my bush and that did it. "Pull off!" I shouted,"gonna cum!" It was all the warning I could give, but he didn't care. He worked his throat muscles around my shaft, milking me for all I was worth, and I let him have it. "Cummin', cummin' hard!" My legs went stiff as a board and my toes pointed as my nuts gave up their gold. "Hunnngh! Hunnngggh! Huuuuuggh! My head exploded with red and black flashes as my balls erupted over and over, a million volts juicing through my teenage body. I couldn't believe it, it was better than I ever dreamed it could be. I could feel my Dad's big frame jerking around my cock as he swallowed and thrashed, beating his meat like a mad man. He was cumming, too, getting off on his Son's big load! "Gllluk! Guullk! Glulllk!" he gurgled, sucking like a nursing calf. He didn't stop until he'd had every last drop from my balls. Finally, he fell back and my cock slipped out of his mouth with a sound like a cork popping out of a wine bottle. "Jesus, Son," he gasped, "what an incredible fucking load. I thought I'd drown!" I was blissed out of my mind, totally in the stratosphere, as I made long, gliding loops back to Earth. Somewhere in the back of my mind a voice was screaming, WTF! WTF!, but I didn't care. I'd just had the best fucking orgasm of my life, bar none, and some part of me was glad it was my Dad who had caught it for me. Just when I thought I couldn't be more stunned, he leaned forward and kissed me! My cum tasted sweet in his mouth, that was no surprise, I'd eaten my load plenty of times, but his beard stubble on my chin felt wild! I was shocked, I kinda liked it! He sucked my tongue into his mouth and pulled on it so hard it hurt. That sent a jolt into my crotch and my cyclops flopped on my belly, the Monster was insatiable! He finally pulled back and I felt a wash of guilt as I stared at his sweaty cum-stained face. "Jesus, Dad," I whispered, "you didn't have to do that." He gave me a big grin. "Son, I've been wanting this for five years." Holy shit! My Old Man was hot for my Johnson! "You don't know what it's been like, watching this fabulous piece of meat flopping around in front of me all this time, and not able to touch it." He grinned again. "You've probably figured out this wasn't the first dick in my mouth." Yeah, I'd got that! I couldn't believe my Cop Stud Father was a cock-sucker! He stood up. "Let's clean up and I'll tell you my story."