Date: Tue, 7 Dec 1999 01:44:50 -0500
From: Jamie Anderson <JamieAnderson@compuserve.com>
Subject: A Dialog In The Dark.

                               The Disclaimer.

    This is the bit where I usually give dire warnings of the explicit and
    graphic description of sex between two males. But in this story the sex
    scene is not described in graphic detail, in fact you'll have to use
    your own imagination instead of parasitically using mine.

    However if you are underage PLEASE do not try this at home as the end
    results might be considerable different to those described below.

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                            A Dialog In The Dark


    "What the fuck!"

    "Shh! Move over the bed a bit and let me in."

    "For God's sake! You'll wake the whole house."

    "Nah, Mum's the only light sleeper and she's not back until Sunday."

    "Keep the noise down just the same."

    "Look, if they can all sleep through Gramps' snoring..."

    "Go back to your own bed, I need my sleep."

    "Y'know, I don't understand it. Mum can sleep through Gramps' snoring,
    but if I get up and try to pad down to the kitchen for a midnight
    snack, she's wide a wake, screaming that there are burglars in the
    house and we are all going to be murdered in our beds."

    "It's a Mother thing, they all do it, I think that they learn it at the
    ante-natal clinic."

    "But just listen to Gramps will you, all that gurgling, it's like the
    Lusitania going down!"

    "Yes. Now, would you mind taking your elbow out of my ribs and going
    back to your own bed so I can get some sleep."

    "I'm cold, give me a cuddle."

    "Oh all right then, but if I do will you go back to your own bed?"

    "Can I suck your cock?"

    "No."

    "Wanna fuck me?"

    "NO! I have told you before that I am not going to do that EVER! It is
    non-negotiable."

    "But sucking your cock is negotiable?"

    "PLEASE, go back to your own bed."

    "I wasn't the one who started all this, if you remember."

    "YES, I DO remember, look I was just mucking around, I had no idea that
    you would..."

    "...take to it, like a duck takes to water?"

    "Precisely! Take your hand off that right now."

    "But it is getting sooo nice and hard."

    "Well then, let me take your hand off it for you. There!"

    "There is lots more of me that I can rub up against your cock than just
    my hand. See, you're still getting hard."

    "For pity's sake, GO BACK TO YOUR BED AND LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!"

    "But you know that you like it when I suck your cock."

    "Yes, but it is wrong."

    "I like sucking it. I love the way you tense up before you shoot. And
    the feeling when it explodes in my mouth! Go on, let me suck your cock,
    please."

    "Have you any idea of what would happen if we got caught?"

    "We are not going to get caught. I'm never going to tell another living
    soul, and I doubt if you will blab about it."

    "Please."

    "Gosh, you smell really hot."

    "Please don't"

    "Come on, you're begging for it."

    "Please! Oh God, no... Teeth, watch out with your teeth... Oh not that
    too... No!  Look you know what'll happen if you keep doing that! Oh God
    if you keep doing that to my balls I'm going to shoot... I'm warning
    you I'm getting very close to the edge!  Oh God I'm coming! Oh God... Oh
    God... Oh God... AAARRRGGGGHHHH!"

    "Wow, that was a lot. When did you last shoot?"

    "That is none of your business. Now can I please have my cock back?"

    "Fancy jacking me off."

    "I suppose I'd better otherwise there'll be no rest for me."

    "Will you stick your finger up me too?"

    "You are a right little pervert, and no mistake!"

    "But if you put your finger up my bum I can imagine it is your cock and
    you are fucking me."

    "Dream on."

    "Go on, do it with spit."

    "Pervert!"

    "God that feels wonderful. Push your finger in deeper and wiggle it,
    I'm nearly there."

    "The things that I do for a decent night's sleep"

    "I'm coming - I'm coming - AAAAAH! YES"

    "CHRIST! You shot everywhere!"

    "It's OK I brought some tissues, here you are."

    "Now can we have some sleep."

    "OK, but give me a kiss."

    "If I do, will you keep your tongue in your own mouth?"

    "Do I ever?"

    "No, you don't. OK a quick snog then sleep."

    "Hmm, nice."

    "I could end up in prison, for doing this sort of thing."

    "Then why not fuck me? You might as well be hung for a sheep as a
    lamb."

    "It would be very wrong for me to fuck you."

    "But I want you to be the first guy to fuck me. Won't you even think
    about it?"

    "All right I'll think about it, if it'll shut you up and let me get
    some sleep."

    "I love you."

    "I love you too, now go to sleep!"

    "Y'know sometimes I think that you are the greatest Dad in the world."

    "GO TO SLEEP!"

    The End.

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