Date: Fri, 19 Oct 2001 22:21:10 -0700 (PDT) From: lance lansdale Subject: Honest Disclaimer - This is a story of pure fiction. There are no twins that I know of that have really competed for trix like this. So if u r'ent 18 go away, or lock your door so no one will walk in with you having a hard on. ------------ Honest ------------ "Hey Fucker." Wow, what a way to start the day, having my brother call me a fucker. "Hey bitch." I said oppening the refrigarater. I got a glass of orange juice and got out a few eggs to scramble before breakfeast. My brother got a handfull [about 8] grapes. "Starving ourself again are we?" "Getting even MORE fat are we?" "Fuck you" "You'd love to wouldn't ya." "What, suck all 2 inches, ya, can't wait, let's get started now." I said sarcasticly. "I'll be in bed waiting," he said smiling. "Anyways, what was that noise I heard last night, turn in another trick?" "Yup, his name is James, or Jeremy, or was it Jack, oh well, who cares, he was a cowboy." "Cowboy style, I likes. The only thing I don't like is the dirt their boots leave on your sheets." "Hell yeah," I said smiling. "Have you noticed we are actually getting along?" "Ya, time for an insult." "Ok, shut the fuck up ya human matress." "Well that's a lot coming from you ya street walkin' tramp." We both sat down at the table and ate breakfast. Me and my brother Tommy are identical twins. When we were 13 we used to wear the same outfit and try and fuck with people's mind. I have always been the nice, sweet, and innocent one. My brother on the other hand can be totally vicious at times. He is always stealing my boyfriends. We are bothe about 6'1, I'm 160 lbs. and he is 150, and all the guys like him. That day at school in first period we were told that we had a new student coming later. About 10 minutes later Mrs. Jenkins walked in with this totally hot new boy. He was about 5'5, somewhere around the lines of 120 and 130 lbs. Coach McPhereson pointed to me and then the boy walked over and sat right next to me. The seat had been empty ever since the last new kid, Jared, left. He was one of the lucky guys that got the "Evans twins treatment," or so the rest of the school call it. The whole thing is stupid. They say that we see a guy and go ga-ga. We do that, but then they say that me and my bro have a compatition to see who could win the dude. Puh - leaze, we've only done it about, umm, 20 or 25 times this year, and only 27 last year. A lot of people say that's a lot, but with my dance card constantly full, I guess I never notice. They all think we have done it 60 times, but I say 53 in all. The compatition does get vicious though. We tell the dude the most embarrassing things about the other dude. I think the worst thing I have ever told a guy was that Tommy was cought jacking off in an empty class room in 7'th grade. I told ya, he is BAAAAADDDDD, but that's not the worst. The worst was yet to come. When the new kid sat next to me, I could see my brother, who was sitting accross from me, get really jelous, oh hell, here we go again. After class Coach McPhereson came up to me. "Evans, do you think you could show Mr. White around the school?" "Sure..." "Oh, and Evans," "Ya," "Don't, ya know, with him." "I'll try." I said. We walked out and immediatly my brother tapped me on the back. "Whose the hottie?" "Hottie?" The new kid asked, "Are you gay or something?" "Nohing this sexy could be straight." "God, I've never met a gay pearson before." "Really, wow, anyways, so, who ya wanna screw, Stephen or me?" "Um, I'm not..." "It's just a blow job, it's not like it's gonna kill ya." "I want a chick to blow me, not a... a dude, ugh!!!" Tommy came over to me. "Is this a challenge?" "Of corse!" I said smiling. "Ok, but this time no lying to him like last time, everything has to be..." he gulped, "...Honest!!!" "Omigosh, an honest contest, the last time we did that was with dumbo." "God he had big ears didn't he. But Chris did have a 12 inch dick.. Looks like the big ears thing was true with him, though he did have unusually small feet." I said smiling. "Ya, well, IT STARTS NOW!!!" He said running over and sliding to a halt in front of the new dude. "I could make it worth your while," Tommy said, rubbing his crotch right there, I told ya he was naughty. "And I can see by that bulge in your pants that you might let me." "Well, one time won't make me a fag will it?" "Ya, it will," I said smiling. "Stephen, go do some stomach crunches or sotmething ya flabby fag." "hehe, he's not fat." The new kid said. "Ya he is, he's a blimp." "Well, if you say so, but that would make him a blimp with an awesome ass." "Really?" I said smiling. I walked close up to him and got right up to his mouth with mine and whispered, "I've got a 9 inch cock, and it's really aching, you can make it feel all better if ya want." I wanted to burst into giggles right there. "But I've got Chemistry next peiod." "We'll skip." He nodded and we walked out of the door with my brother following us. I turned back and whispered in his ear, "Looks like I win round one." and I smiled. We walked into my room. My parents were at work so we had the house alone. I kissed him on his mouth. I got on my knees and looked into his soft baby blue eyes. He was so cute. I unzipped his fly and took out his 6 inch dick. It was halfway hard. I took him into my mouth and sucked him off. I licked from the head of his cock to his balls. I started jerking him off while I was sucking his balls. He started moaning and startyed playing with his butt whit my hands. I grabbed his ass and squeezed. I put my mouth back on his cock. About 3 more seconds later he started cumming in my mouth. I swallowed him and started kissing his cock. He almost came right then so I took my mouth off of him. "HEY!!!" "Just wait." I said, he noddedd, after a few seconds I took him into my mouth again. I sucked viciously on him for 5 seconds then he came twice as much in my mouth. I got up and kissed him, giving him a BIG surprise. He swallowed it looking like he would pass out. I walked him to the door and went back to my room. I sat at my desk and pulled out my little pink book. "Ah, It's such a relief to see you again old friend." I said to my book. I opened it to the last 'contest' "I was right, 53." I said to myself. I turned to the next page and filled in the week one chart. "Round One, Tory." I said smiling. I would win this one, no matter what. ------------- ------------ Honest - Round Two ------------ "Are you ready?" He screamed to everyone. "Yes," We all chimed in. "Are you sure?" He yelled?" "Yes," We all chimed in. "Damnit." I yelled stepping out og the crowd of family and friends. "TOMMY EVANS IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL DOWN HERE I WILL PEARSONALLY COME UP THERE AND SHOVE MY 8 INCH HEEL UP YOUR..." I looked around, mom and dad were there, I had forgotten about them "...Oops." I said blushing. Tommy ran down the stairs, He looked stupid. He was wearing an over coat and a mask. What was really unusual [for someone who didn't know what he was up to, hell, I was wearing an overcoat too, hehehe.] was he was wearing white platforms. No one noticed. We told mom we would be back later and ran outside. After hopping into Tommy's Jag, we sped off to the party. We went into the school and ran to the bathroom. Time for our routine. I locked the door as Tommy checked under the stalls. We walked to the mirror's after securing the place. We pulled off our masks and looked at each other. "Ready Tor?" He asked. "As I'll ever be." He smiled. We ripped off our overcoats to reveal our nicely shapped bodies. "Damn Tommy, you've grown a full inch since last time I saw ya naked," He looked at me, raising an eyebrow, "That makes what, a full 3 inches?" "Well, at least I ain't constantly growing at the belly Mr. Pillsbury Doughboy." I walked over to him and placed my hand on his ass, pushing him to the wall. I whispered in his ear, "Fuck...You." And I smacked his arse. I walked over to the bag and pulled out our costumes for the party. "Here, you're a slutty Batman, and I'm Robin with an encredibly big bulge." I said pointing down to my crotch, after I had pulled on my tights. "Yummy," He said, trying to contain himself, "Looks almost good enough to..." He burst into laughter, pulling his mask on. We examined ourselves in the mirror. "Take your stance," he said in a low voice. We spred our legs apart and put our hands on our hips. "Lets go Robbin," He said, slapping me arse."God your butt jiggles Robbin." He said to me. "Well jee golly gosh Batman," I said, as in awe of him, "You must not be fucking it hard enough." I said pushing him towards the door and getting my lips very close to his. "Your very attractive, Honest." I said, then I burst into laughter. "Keep your cock in your pants... until tonight." He said winking at me. Then he unlocked the door, and we found a long line of people waitng for it. We spred apart and looked for Jared, it was round 2 of the honest competition. I didn't find him, so I went to look for my brother. On the way I was distracted by Bobby 'the bible boy.' He was talking to his usual followers of teenage nerds trying to 'destroy the homosexual agenda' as he put it. I had been bored out of my mind so I decided to have some fun. I looked over the balcony to see if I could find my brother. There he with Jared. Great, I get ta interupt them, YEAH! "TOMMY!!!" I yelled. He looked up at me pissed. I waved for him to come here. "...BRING LOVER LOVER BOY TOO!"I yelled. When they got up there Tommy looked pissed at me, "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!" He screamed. I pointed to Bobby 'the bible boy.' He smiled and nodded. He looked at Jared... "O k, listen," he started whispering in his ear and Jared giggled. "Ready?" He asked looking at us. We nodded. I took "Batman's" hand. We went and sat in the middle of the nerds. They were on these ugly couches. I took off my mask, and I moved onto Tommy's lap, pulling his off too. I pumped my but up and down on his bulge. I kissed him 'passionately' and started rubbing his nipples through his outfit. Bob was about to burst. Tommy gave Jared the thumbs up and he walked over to one of the geeky shy ones of the group and sat on him, rubbing his hand on his chest, "God your flab turns me on," He said to the 400 pound [LITTERALLY!!!] 12 year old. I got up off of Tommy and he started giggiling. "What?" I asked so everone could here, though I knew what it was. "You have a hard on lil bro." "Lil Bro? Your only older by five minutes. Anyways, I knew I had this, and I was saving it for........ YOU" I said, turning and pointing to bony Melvin. He hated gays, only because he seceretly knew he was, and it really wasn't a seceret, cuz we all knew it. I walked over and sat on his lap. I started rubbing my butt accross the increasingl [but hardly, the three inch prick] buldge in his pants. I heard Tommy get up. He walked over to Mason the pig nose, his nose looked just like miss piggy's. He started humping his face. "NOW!!!" I yelled. We all got up and walked toward Bob, who had a stunned look on his face. He was saying some prayer as we licked him. Even the guys in his group were laughing. He was the laughing stock of the party. About 30 minutes later we were all sitting down laughing on the third floor [where they had abandoned class rooms.] We were in Coach McPhereson's. I spoke up, "Seriously, it was like revenge of the fags. It was just like a scene from a movie." I said, laughing. "It would make a cool movie, revenge of the fags," Jared laughed. "Ya, but the problem with that is..." Tommy spoke up, seriously, but pissed off like, "All of the gay reviewers would be like, 'Oh no, they are giving straight people this is the idea of what we are like,' PU - LEAZE, Some people said the same thing about 'Queer As Folk' but we all love it." He said, pulling out a joint and lighting it. He hated a lot of stuff. He really was one of those fags that didn't believe on rallying and believing 'we are all a community, make love not war, give peace a fuckin chance.' I on the other hand was always volunteering at the local gay places. I loved the vibe. About half an hour later Jared was all over Tommy, licking his nipples and shit. I walked over to Tommy. "Looks like you won round two," I whispered in his ear. He raised an eyebrow to me, "We could both win," He winked at me, and then laughed. I walked to the other side of him as he turned over, on top of Jared, butt in the air. I slapped his butt and I heard him laugh. This was so weird, I actually kind of.. I... I liked it. I took my finger and ever so gently ran my finger from the top of his crack to his scrotum. He moaned with ecstasy. I decided to take a bigger chance. I put my lips to his butt, I kissed it a little, and he poked his butt up more. I stuck my tounge out and ran it down his crack. I licked his back, all the way to his neck, and as he turned over, Jared sucking his cock, I kissed him. His lips tasted good, I was kissing him, I had dreamt of this for a long time, but then it dawned on me, I was tounging my brother. We both came out of the same pussy, we both had the same daddy who played football with both of us, Oh god, I thought I was gonna be sick!!! ------------ O k, I didn't mean for it to come out a bit incestual, and I had battled with it for a while in my head whether to take the plunge, but It was the only direction the story would go In. I wrote two different Versions, in one was this one, and in the second was where Torry left the room, but hey, we knew it was gonna happen sometime, so, better sooner than latter. www.gay-guy.cjb.net