Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2019 17:31:02 +0000 (UTC) From: john Subject: My Sexy Scoutmaster Dad # 5 All the usual disclaimers apply Attention guys. Donate before you masturbate. Seriously ! Support Nifty Please send constructive feedback to me at akman2001@yahoo. Thanks ! My Sexy Scoutmaster Dad # 5 Buck Williams was the Scoutmaster of our Troop 388 on Tyndall AFB. He was retired Air Force and getting pretty old. Mr. Williams took us to the clear cool blue waters of Blue Springs, a favorite spot for Buck and boys hot from the Florida sun. After nightly campfires w stories and songs and skits, our Scoutmaster would host Cracker Barrells with cheese and cookies and crackers washed down with sweet cool aid we called bug juice. But the main attraction was sex jokes and Mr. WIlliams handing each boy a small sweet pickle and asking the scout if he would be jerkin' his gherkin tonight. The young kids would be confused but the older boys got the joke and did funny and obscene things with their pickles. The troop's biggest horndog and comedian, David Wallace, put his pickle in his pants and sticking out of his unzipped fly. Funny guy. He was jacking off his pickle and you could see he had a pretty big boner in his shorts. Months later On the flight to the National Jamboree, David caused a scene when he asked the stewardess to have sex with him in the airplane bathroom so he could be in something called the Mile High Club. Is that even real ? Have you guys heard of that club. ? David may just be full of crap ! Us older guys tried to tell the younger boys the basics of masturbation during David's sexy antics. Some boys got it and some stayed confused. Buck told a story of a man in a hospital Bed who told his sexy hot nurse with big tits and a wet pussy to get a fly off the ceiling of his hospital room. The hot nurse asked how she was supposed to get up there to reach the fly ? "Climb my hard fuckin' dick and if you slide down my hard on a few times, you won't need to reach the fly. I can blast that little fly fucker with my big load of cum !" All us older boys laughed uproariously and the younger boys joined in, whether they got the sex joke or not, to be part of the gang. Then Scoutmaster Williams would send 30 horny Boy Scouts off to their tents to pull out Playboy and Penthouse magazines if they were the rare boy to have access to such material so they could jerk their gherkins. When Mr. Williams got some health problems, he asked my dad to step in. I was really proud my handsome dad with the lightly haired basketball body would take over our troop. Things were about to get sexier for the boys of Troop 388 ! It was embarrassing that two guys in our troop were caught shop lifting sexy magazines from the base newsstand. These were boys who did not have dad's or brothers with porn stashed to borrow. I got the idea for a magazine drive to collect mags for the base hospital. And hoped we would also get some playboys we could take home for you guys know what. At our Thursday night troop mtg, Buck Williams announced his retirement and introduced Chief as his replacement. Big whoops snd cheers from the guys. I was so proud. Chief put me in charge of getting the guys to sign a thanks and retirement card. Dad had just come from a basketball game at the fieldhouse. Chief was sweaty and a bit smelly and in his damp gym cloths. He pulled up his shirt to wipe his brow. All the scouts and I got to see his flat stomach and line of hair from his belly button on down to his crotch. And you could see his black jockstrap and the V on his torso. So hot. I got to announce the magazine drive for Saturday, just two days away. I hinted we might just get some interesting mags mixed in there. The boys oohed but Chief told us to settle down and start to plan a camp out for later in month. After all hugging Mr. Williams good bye, We left the base chapel basement about 9 pm. On Saturday afternoon, Our troop fanned out on base housing and barracks. I ran into my buddy Bud at his barracks. He smiled and gave me some hunting and fishing mags and an old Playboy and the Penthouse he said I would like best because he and I had the same interests. He said sorry that some of the pages might be stuck together and I knew he was telling me he blew cum looking at these sexy mags. I felt so sexy and excited that hot corn fed farm boy Bud was sharing his jerk off secrets with me. He said I needed to visit him sometime here at the barracks when his roommate was away on TDY or temporary duty. I said ok and got a pat on the young butt. All Scouts Dropped off our load of mags at the chapel basement on Saturday afternoon knowing we would divide them up at our next troop meeting next month. A long time to wait for our jack off material. I knew we got quite a few skin mags because airmen were happy to share an old skin mag w a horny boy like they had been a few years back. And wives and girlfriends wanted to get skin mags out of their houses. It was going to be a hot mtg the next time My Sexy Scoutmaster Dad and the boys of Troop 388 got together ! Send your constructive comments to Akman2001@yahoo.com