I hate outsourcing! Not just because I live in Michigan and that is all you hear about in the news, but because it effects me. How so, you ask? Well, step into my world and how it effects me and those I know.

"Fuck its about time." I said after pressing #1, 4, 4, 2, 1, *, 1, 5, *, 9, 1, 4, 2, 1, 1, 1, 8 and 9 I finally heard the phone ring, meaning that I would finally be speaking to an actual person.

"Thank you for calling Charter Communications, may I have your name please?" The Indian speaking lady answered. Fairly good English, and probably would have no problem.

"Hi, my name is Avery Douglas."

"I'm sorry sir can you please spell that?"

"Sure. Douglas, D-O-U-G-L-A-S."

"Yes. I have your name as Douglas Douglas, is that correct?"

"No, my name is Avery Douglas. Douglas is my last name. A-V-E-R-Y."

"Yes sir. How may I help you?" Never did she repeat my name, so I'm pretty sure there is no record of my phone call now.

"Yes, I'm trying to log into my email off of your website and it is saying username/password is incorrect. My password is non caps and I have been trying for the last 30 mins."

"Sorry to hear that sir. I will be more than happy to help you out. Have you checked to see if your CAPS is on?"

"Ummm...no, actually that never crossed my mind. Let me try that - PAULE - nope not working."

"Ok sir. Well, it looks like all of our emails are currently working so maybe if you close your I.E. then it might work."

"Ok. Let me try that out - PAUSE - nope."

"Ok, well let me bring up your account with us. May I have you address please." I give her my address. "Sir, I don't have any record of a Douglas Douglas on that account, are you sure you have Charter?"

"Yes, you are right. I can't believe that I have been going around calling myself Avery Douglas my entire life, when my name is Douglas Douglas. Matter of fact, I don't even know why I have been paying Avery Douglas' cable bill the past 7 years, maybe I should stop that."

"I'm sorry sir, if you have a billing question you will need to redial and press the billing option."

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THIS IS FROM MY FRIEND CHRIS AND HIS XBOX360 PROBLEM.

"Thank you for calling the XBOX hotline, may I have your name please?" What a minute, this is Microsoft! Bill Gates if a freaking gazillion-are and he is outsourcing this? Fuck me!

"Hi my name is Chris Taylor."

"Yes, how may I help you?"

"Yes, I started up my 360 and there was 1 red flashing light on the Ring of Light. I unplugged all the cables and restarted it, but now there are 3 red flashing lights, and the power source light is green. I read your online walk thru but it is not working."

"Yes sir. Let me just repeat to make sure I heard you correctly. You have 3 red flashing lights, even after a restart. You have unplugged all the cables, and the power cord light is green. Is that correct?"

"Yes."

"Have you gone online to do the walk thru? If you haven't I can walk you thru some of the steps."

"I'm sorry, but I already said I did the walk thru."

"Ok, so I will put you down that you don't want to do the walk thru. Can I have the month of purchase?"

"Wait, ma'am. I did do the walk thru, actually several times before I called you. I just don't see the point of going thru the same walk thru over the phone."

"Yes sir, I have already marked you down. May I have the month of purchase?"

"March, 2006." While looking online I had already checked that they have a 90 day warranty, but if it was a hardware problem, then they would fix it.

"March of 2006. Now we do have a 90 day warranty. Please hold while I check to see if you are still covered." So the lady puts me on hold only to come back and give me the answer I already knew. "Sir I'm sorry but you are past the 90 days. Please hold while I double check with someone else to see if you are still covered." Ok, so now she has to double check what 3 months from March are? "Sorry sir you are past the 90 days, but it does sound like a hardware problem, which we can help you fix that. I will just need your payment info and we will send you a box and packaging to mail it in."

"No problem. Can I ask how long it might take for me to get my 360 back?

"You are probably looking at a 6-12 week time frame."

"Well, it's a good thing Christmas or any holidays aren't coming up within that time frame."

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So what is the point of outsourcing? It makes no sense for a multi-billion dollar company to save X amount of money for your average American to call and basically get no where. Is it always about the mighty dollar? Any American that calls and gets connected to someone in India, that is reading what they have in front of them, and gets no where will eventually get pissed off. Yes, they are just doing their job, but when you expect something done fast and now, you can't wait for them to repeat your answer. Your 20 minute phone call, could easily be fixed in 2 minutes if they just listened to you and said "I'm sorry sir, let me get that fixed for you." How hard is that? I don't care what your manual says. Which you manual was written by some group of people from that American company, in an office in America, then emailed to someone outsourced who then prints it and makes copies for those people sitting in front of their PC's waiting for you to call.

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This story is fantasy, nothing is real about this story. Please do not act out anything you might read/imply by this story, as this is all fake. If you would like to email me please do at "cupdrinker"@gmail.com or IM me on AIM: NikolasGreat. Thanks to all who I have talked to either thru emailing or IM, each of you makes writing Nikolas a whole lot easier.

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Story: Nikolas the Great

Chapter: 16 b - Last to Arrive

Codes: Mbb

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Tom Hansen had just crossed the Mackinaw Bridge into Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and he was already 2 hours behind schedule. Tom was behind schedule because him and his boys were having a little too much fun the night before, and they slept in thru the alarm clocks. Tom woke up in his bed with Toby, his oldest son and Miles, sprawled on top of him. Tom had fucked the shit out of Miles, while eating out Toby's ass, as their family bonding session lasted over four hours. Tom loved both of his sons, but Toby was his favorite. Toby it seemed was more willing and eager to do stuff with his dad, and maybe the age had to do with it, either way Tom always enjoyed fucking his youngest son more.

Miles wasn't out of the loop when it came to his dad, but Miles was almost happy that he wasn't on the receiving end as much as his brother, but Miles did enjoy sucking his dad thick long cock and also his favorite was having his dad eat his ass out. There were many of times that he had shot his load all over his dads bed, or floor or his bed while his dad dug his tongue deep into his ass. Miles also enjoyed having Toby's little boy tongue fuck his ass as well, while their dad plunged his huge cock into Toby's ass. Miles was your typical 13 yo boy. He played soccer and was good in school. He didn't know about his dads pedo perversions until about three months ago, and since then it has almost been a constant sex-charade in the house.

It usually started in the mornings when Tom would wake up just a half hour early and go into his sons room, and just watch them sleep. Toby would sleep under a sheet and comforter, while Miles would end up sleeping on top of all his covers, and with all his turning in his sleep his boxers would ride up his legs. Tom would endlessly stare at his teen sons exposed ass, as the boxers would be pulled tight and ride up his crack, by now Tom would be leaking pretty heavily from his monster 9" cock. He would walk into the room, cupping his huge sac and decide which boy would get the first morning load of the day. Would it be Miles and his hot mouth? Or Toby and his extremely tight pre-teen ass? More than likely it wound up being Toby, who didn't really know what was going on until his dad pushed his thick head into his ass. After Tom had his head in, Toby would let out a muffled scream as his dad pushed his head into his pillow. That was then Miles' cue to come over and get his ass ready for his dads tongue fuck.

That was usually the morning routine, some days it was a fuck others it was a bj - either way Tom always unloaded his cum into one of his boys. After they boys got home from school, they had a few hours of alone time until their parents would come home. Their mom was unaware of what was happening, and if she did know she never said anything. It could be that she was just happy she didn't have to get fucked by that monster cock of her husbands, or it could be that Tom pretty much let his wife do and spend whatever she wanted. Plus, it was an added bonus that her family was out of state and for some reason she always wanted to spend a few weekends with them. All this working into Tom's benefit.

So now here they were, Tom, Miles and Toby, driving up to a dad/son campout. Tom never thought that he would be doing something like this, he thought that his sex life would be nothing more than downloading videos and pics off the internet and newsgroups. That of course changed when he ran across his next door neighbor Damon fucking his son Nikolas, and then led him down the path of boy enlightenment. Nikolas was an added bonus, and he didn't quite expect it, but Nikolas was the closed door that he could never enter - in more ways than it seemed.

"Dad my seat is wet." Toby said, as he sat in the car. Tom was driving, rather fast, as he crossed over the bridge.

"Did you pee?"

"No dad its your cum. It's making my butt all sticky."

"We are almost there Toby, just deal with it and in just a bit I will wipe you clean."

Tom had not intention of wiping his cum from his sons leaking ass. He wanted to make sure that Toby was good and lubed up for the orgy of his life. He wanted his youngest son ready for whatever sexually crazed dad might be there and wanted to see it happen fast. Toby didn't know what was going to happen, Miles though was terrified. He wasn't a fuck-toy, he was a cocksucker. And at 13 he at least had an age advantage, in that most dads that would be here probably wouldn't want to fuck a 13 yo boy, when there was at least a semi eager 6 yo boy.

They pulled into the campout driveway and were delighted to see nothing but a bunch of naked boys running around, soon followed by a few dads wearing at least some boxers. Tom thought about putting his car in reverse and getting out of there as his heart was pounding and about to burst thru his chest. Just has his hand was about to put it into reverse, he saw his friend.

"Hey Tom. It's about time you finally showed up." Damon said as Tom rolled down his window. "Oh and it looks like you brought some friends along too!"

"Sorry about the delay. We had some morning things to take care of. It looks like the party has already started."

"No worries, I'm sure we can fit in three more."

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What no orgy? No, not today. Sorry.

Thanks for all the emails, I appreciate them all. Special call out to Blair from Canada! Please Please Please email me back.

I am also looking for a certain story that was on Nifty before: Danny's Dudes. If anyone has those saved or knows the author please let me know.