Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2010 14:07:17 -0500 From: plutoinchains@gmail.com Subject: Teabag Part 01 EXPLICIT CONTENT FOR ADULTS ONLY. If you are under age, navigate your browser to return to a page that does not feature adult material. If content describing sexual activity between consenting adult men, including relatives, offends you or is illegal in your area, read no further. This story is purely a work of fiction and any resemblance to persons living or dead or to events that may have occurred is purely coincidental. The author claims all copyrights in this story and no duplication or publication of this story is allowed (except by the web sites to which it has been posted) without the consent of the author. Any mention of individuals engaging in sexual practices without the use of protection is fantasy, though in the real world, be safe. Use a condom. My name's Caleb. My dad and I rent a house together not far from the oldest part of our town. We both pay half the rent and my girlfriend Amber used to live with us. Back then we used to party all the time, my dad included. He's been friends with my friends since he came back into my life when I got outta high school. For a while there he wasn't apart of my life at all because when I was twelve he got busted for beating the fuck out of a cop. No shit. Judge gave him five years. After he got out, he said he wanted to start over and we got close again. Less than a year later he was sellin weed to my friends and eventually he started growing the stuff. Never smoked any of it though; said he was done with all that shit- for good, but I guess he still needed the money. I, myself, love gettin high, especially with Amber cause it gets her horny every time. Amber's amazing, but she's a crazy slut. One time I blew off plans we made to go do acid with my friends and she threw out all our food and broke all the light bulbs. The thing about crazy girls though is that they usually wanna fuck more often than the average bitch, except I guess the ones that collect cats, but who knows, maybe they masturbate like fiends to make up for the fact that they spend most of their adult lives alone. Amber may be crazy, but she's also wicked fucking smart too. I swear sometimes she can read thoughts. She solves puzzles all the time and she's so damn insightful. One day outta nowhere when we were cleaning out the bongs she said to me, "You ever notice how your dad still lives like he's in college." "What do you mean?" "He drinks every night and he's always looking for pussy. The dude eats pizza every day," she said. "He also runs faster than any other motherfucker we know. He's got a real job and shit too." "Yeah but he still parties with his son's friends. Everybody talks to him like he's your roommate rather than your dad. I don't mean nothing by it, it's just kinda weird, y'know?" My dad had never really been like a father to me. When I was growing, he came in and out of my life whenever he and my mom were fighting, sometimes like a stranger who always asked me what I was up to and how I was doing in school. I never really felt like I was missing on out on a father or nothing, but sometimes I wanted him around to help me out. He was still a good guy though. Since we've been living together he's always been teaching me stuff and always loans me the rent money when I can't pay it that month. There was this one time I was looking through my dad's stuff to see if he had my digi, and found this stack of Polaroids of balls. I had completely forgotten cause we were so wasted, but one night Amber shaved my balls and took a bunch of pictures em to touch herself to when I was at work, which I thought was pretty hot, but I couldn't figure out what they were doin in my dad's room. I lifted em up and found a used cum rag underneath em. I thought, `this is just too fucking weird. There must be some kind of mistake.' I've seen my dad checking out Amber before when she gets out of the shower or when she gets drunk and ditches her top so I knew he wasn't gay, but then again, what if bein in prison for those five years got him to start liking dudes. So I told Amber that I found the Polaroids in his room on top of a cum rag. Her eyes got real big and then she snickered. "What?" "Your dad found those in our room one night when you were at work and I told him they were Tommy's! Your dad gets off to pictures of his own kid's balls and he has no idea! That's fucking hilarious! Dude, your dad is gay for you!" "My dad's not gay. If he was gay, how would he have made me?" "I dunno. Maybe he's just curious or something. Either way it's hilarious." I guess it was pretty funny. I've been told I got a fucked up sense of humor, but looking at the situation objectively, it was actually too bizarre not to laugh at. My dad digs my balls and, if genetics hold true, basically digs his own balls, and he doesn't even know it. My dad and I have almost walked in on each other bustin a nut a few times, but been lucky enough to knock first most times. Just a few days before that I had knocked and almost walked in to his room but heard him zippin his pants back up and just yelled through the door to tell him that his phone had gone off. It seemed kind of funny now thinking that he'd probably been thinking about my balls then. For a few days, Amber couldn't stop makin jokes about it. She started callin my nuts the family jewels. When she does shit like that though to try to fuck with me, she gets horny if I don't get uncomfortable. So I started playin along by the second day just to be able to have another way to get her wet on command. I got the impression that she was really into thinking about my dad's appreciation for my ball sack. She's twisted though dude. She got me to say shit like, "You wanna make some more Polaroids?" And she rubbed my dick and said, "Yeah hide em under his pillow for me baby." "Yeah, you want my dad?" "I think I do baby." "Yeah?" "You could take some Polaroids of us for him." She fucked me harder and moaned more that day than she had since we moved in together. I started to figure that if I wanted the sex to stay this good I was gonna have to play along with her fucked up fantasies for a little while. Between the sexual madness and my crazy work schedule, we were trying to have some of her old friends from college over one night and so we bought a nice bottle of rum. They ended up canceling on us and so we just tried to see how much of the bottle we could drink on our own. We ended up watching this slasher movie, and we were pretty drunk. It was one of those twist at the end kind of deals, but she was wearing this tank top that showed off her tits, so drunk as I was I wasn't really payin much attention to the movie. She said the killer was the quiet guy and I was sure it was the cop. We ended up placing bets. If I won she had to clean my car but if she won I had to teabag my dad. If you don't know what teabagging is, it's when drunk dudes at parties lay their nuts across the faces of other dudes who pass out early in the night. Guess I'm somewhat a fratboy at heart. Fuck it. Well, the twist at the end of the movie sucked and the killer turned out to be the quiet guy. At first I tried talking her out of the bet, but she was dead set on me drapin my nuts on my dads face, and I thought at least I might get laid out of this. She goes into her room and comes back with the camcorder. She promised she wouldn't put it on the internet. If I hadn't been so drunk I might've negotiated the camcorder out of the deal, but as luck would have it, we were both on the edge of bein tanked. So tryin to be as quiet as possible, but still clumsy as fuck, we sort of stumbled our way into my dad's room. This wouldn't have been possible if he wasn't a really heavy sleeper, but he is and he's prescribed sleeping aid. She turns on the camera and I get over to the other side of the bed, watchin his face to see if he twitches or moves. I guess I was kind of stalling too, so Amber cleared her throat real quietly and I looked up and she's gotten this dumb smile on her face. She points to the bed like she's telling me to get on it. We were both giggling most of this time. So I ease one knee onto the bed, and the bed sinks down a bit, but not enough to move him, so I put a little more weight on. After it looked like he wasn't gonna wake up, I eased my other knee onto the bed. I was wearin a pair of exercise shorts. I slipped em down in the front with my boxers, and bein drunk as shit, I wasn't nervous til I looked down and saw my dick and my dad's face in my view at the same time. I looked down at my balls, and noticed all the hair had mostly grown back since a few weeks ago when Amber had shaved it off. I liked the way they'd felt smooth but the hair had grown back so slow I didn't even notice the change. I took my little guys into my hands and rolled em around a bit, and looked up at Amber one last time to make sure she was still serious. She had the camera level with my dad's face pointing up at me so my face was in the shot too. She whispered to me, "come on." I guess I had this kind of now or never feeling and so I leaned down a bit until my balls were over his head. I put one hand on the head board and pushed my hips and was able to stop geekin until I actually felt the bottom of my junk graze his forehead. We laughed pretty hard but I kept it under control enough keep us from rousin him out of sleep. So I push my hips just a little bit more and my balls dropped onto his forehead. I remember it tickled a little bit when I could feel the hairs on my balls mesh with the fuzz of his buzzcut. I looked up and Amber had this smile on her face that made me just wanna jump off the bed and fuck the life out of her. I should've known she had bigger plans. "Put your balls on your dad's mouth," she says. Any other state of mind but trashed I would've been creeped out to the point of no return, but I was drunk as shit and happened to think that sounded hilarious in the moment and I hate to admit it, but I think I liked the idea of humiliating him. Might be the more fucked up part of me that I realized I was doin it somewhat because I like to flex my dominance sometimes. So I move my left knee over bit further towards his elbow and I felt my balls just float along the ridges of his face, across his brow, down his nose, onto the stubble on his upper lip, and finally straight onto his closed lips. I could feel each individual breath through his nose as he was breathin blowin through the hairs on my sack. Made me wonder for a second if he could smell em in his sleep and if he'd get turned on like he did to the polaroids. I look over and I see Amber proppin the camera up on the nightstand so that its angled a little upwards. She sneaks over real quiet like with that same smile stuck on her face, and she reaches out, snickers for a second, and then pinches my dad's nose shut. At first I'm grateful thinking at least I'm not gonna feel his breath on my balls. Then dad's lips opened and one of my guys fell in and she let go of his nose. I remember I was in shock that she'd be so twisted. My face must've shown it too. Felt warm on the ball. I laughed out loud for a second, a little too loud, and she looks up and she shushed me like a l ibrarian. I stood there partially still from the shock for a second and she moved back to the camcorder so she could start filmin hands on again. That warm feeling on the ball that slipped into his mouth started to feel a little warmer. Then it started to feel like it was being stroked real soft and I realized that this had just reached a new level of fucked up. Really slowly, my dad was licking my ball that had slipped in his mouth in his sleep. Amber gasped for a second and said, "Is he-?" I was unable to process what was going on and was just staring at her with my mouth open like a retard. I heard the zoom mechanism on the camera moving and I knew she was zooming in on this shit. And I felt the impulse to just pull my sack out of my dad's mouth and just end these shenanigans right then and there, but also, I was black-out drunk and I gotta say, it felt kind of good. "Baby this is turning me on," she says to me. "Really?" "Yeah. Mmm..." I laughed for a second, and I looked over and she was touching herself. Instantly my cock jumped up a bit and then I started gettin hard. I guess I was a between a rock and a hard dick cause the sex between us lately had gotten stale a little bit before all that shit with the polaroids and I was wonderin if she was getting bored with me, especially since I'd started gettin a bit of beer gut lately. I hadn't seen her look so turned on that she had to touch herself in ages. Bein as drunk as I was I guess I started feelin like I had to keep this weird shit up for a bit to win her interest back. So I said, "Take off your dress." She gave me this sly drunken look and started to slowly pull her dress up her legs before she grabbed the waist of it and threw it off of her body. She's got one hell of a body. Nice ass, tits are a little small for my taste, but a seriously beautiful ass. She runs one hand up her leg and her other hand down her chest. One meets her pussy while the other meets her nipple ring. I started to sort of imitate her motions, but I was really drunk, one hand lazily runnin across the shaft of my half-hard cock, the other pullin the one ball out of my dad's mouth to switch it out for the other ball. Honestly, I don't even know where my head was. I've been told I have a tendency to take things way too far, but when I'm drunk, it's pretty fucked up sometimes. I'm just not gonna be one of those people who gets to die without regrets, this night as an example. Come to think of it everything that happened as a result of this night is too. She lifted her leg up a little bit so I could watch her finger herself, reading my mind. I was totally in a trance. My balls were getting licked slow, I was jerking it as slow as I could, but I was starting to want to hurry this up so I could just fuck her. "Twist your dad's nipple," she says. "What?" "Do it." A few weeks before that we'd both listened to my dad drunkenly rant about how he needs a woman who's not too shy to twist his nipples. It was way too much fucking information, but she'd been making fun of him every chance she could since it happened, partly to embarrass him, but mostly to make me uncomfortable. You'd have thought we were the perfect match. I looked down at my dad's hairy chest though and thought simultaneously as I said, "Nah baby that's just too fucked up." "I'll suck his dick if you do it." Sorry to pause this again for back story, but as I'd been tryin to get her to fuck more often, we'd been telling each other about shit we'd always wanted to do, but never did it. She said she'd always wanted to fuck me up the ass with a strap-on, but I'd thought that was just her fucked up sense of humor. I'd told her that I wanted to see another dude fuck her, especially that I'd wanted to see her suck another guy's dick. I couldn't explain it, but she said it had something to do with the fact that I'd always wanted to suck my own dick, which was something I think my ex-girlfriend told her. It's true, I always have, but there isn't a guy who wouldn't. Amber kneeled beside the bed and started pullin the covers down a bit, and we both saw that made dad had boned up. I lifted my sack out of his mouth carefully and felt it drag against his lips, which made me get a little harder against my will. I knelt down beside the bed to get a good view of this. We'd video taped her suckin my dick before but somehow this seemed sweeter. She lifted up his waistband, springing his dick out, and pull his boxers down so she could tuck the waistband under his balls. "Damn, looks just like yours." "Whoa, weird." I'd never noticed but, she was right; our dicks are fuckin identical. "I dig it," and with that she shoved my dad's whole dick in her mouth and my dick sprang instantly to attention. From this angle it looked like she was suckin my dick, but my head was off center to my body. I moved down a little closer to get a better view, watchin her lips ride up and down the shaft of his cock. I could smell it. I could smell him I guess. I watched his balls contract up to his crotch, and the skin of his sack got that pruned texture that guys get when their balls pull up. I startin stroking one out, I know it's weird but I was crazy turned on. After a minute or so she let off his dick for a second, licked her way down his shaft giving it a wet sheen, and started lickin on his balls. His dick sprang up for a second and dripped some of her saliva just below the hair around his belly button. When Amber moves from my dick to my balls, I always start stroking myself to keep the sensations in my dick going. It just feels better that way. Somehow seeing her move to his balls translated in my brain to some kind of vicarious need for stimulation, and I can't believe I did it and it must've happened because I was so fucking drunk, but I reached up and started to use my hand to pick up where she had just left off and stroked him off a few times. Just a few times. I felt the wetness from her spit as lube and I swear it felt like my own dick was on a different body, I didn't even stop jerking myself off. I came to my senses real quick though and pulled my hand back, soon enough for her to not seem to notice what I'd done, but not soon enough to keep him from waking up. "Mmmmm, Amber?" he mumbled half asleep. Then he opened his eyes a bit and we froze. "Wha-? What's goin on?" "Run for it!" she said and we bolted half-naked, leaving her dress on the floor. Thankfully the adrenaline rush woke me up enough to remember to grab the camera. Once we got upstairs I was still half-hard and she was laughing madly once we closed our door behind us. I filmed her masturbating on our bed and set the camera aside to fuck the life out of her, but I was in such a hurry I forgot to set the camera up to capture it, which is a shame cause as drunk as I was, I remember it being a damn good fuck. I'll tell ya the rest later. Please e-mail me comments, suggestions, and questions. This is my first submission to this website and I need all the feedback I can get on how I can best produce the next submission. plutoinchains@gmail.com