Date: Sat, 9 Sep 2000 13:55:53 -0700 (PDT) From: Bob Archman Subject: Uncle Jake 11 Uncle Jake 11 By Bald Hairy Man e-mail bldhrymn@aol.com or bldhrymn@excite.com This is an adult story intended for adults. It is a fantasy, so I again remind you that have done away with the requirements of safe sex, and no gesture toward common sense too. This story follows on my earlier stories, Snow on the Mountain and Preaching to the Choir. They aren't required reading, but it might help you to get to know the characters better. Another story, White Tail Lodge deals with Clyde and Wilbur, the twins. If you have any suggestion or comments, please e-mail me. Of course I knew that there was no difference between my cock and Will's. We are identical. I was sure that here was a difference to Mike. Herb and Jake were talking and watching us, but leaving us alone. Will shot off when Mike popped and they both looked happy. We all rested. "Are you boys ready for dinner, shortly?" Jake asked. "I could eat a horse!" I said. "My load wasn't enough to fill you up?" Mike asked. "Mike, my boy." Uncle Jake said. "Cum is like Chinese food. Really tasty, but you want more an hour later!" We laughed. "I think it's a half hour later." I said. "Or, maybe twenty minutes." "Well, real dinner is on it way shortly." Jake said. "And it will be filling. Herb will be spending the night here, so we may have to re arrange our sleeping arrangements." We all returned to the house. Mike got along with all of us. It was strange to have him there. He was my age, good looking, thin, well built and handsome. He was what most people would want in a young man. Wilbur and I weren't heart throbs, and Jake and his friends were masculine, but not pretty. I had sort of thought that we liked men because no woman would have us, but Mike liked men too. He could have anyone he wanted. I realized that Ronnie, the trooper, was handsome too, but he only arrived for a quick fuck. Dinner was good as always and Mike helped Jake clean up afterwards. We talked and went to bed. I slept between Jake and Herb. Wilbur and Mike were on the floor in the other room. I don't know but I must have been getting old because I fell asleep and didn't play with anyone that night. When I woke, Jake and Herb were together. After breakfast we went with Mike and spent the day hiking in the woods. We didn't get lost. He had been on a farm and didn't know much about the mountains. We hadn't either at the beginning of the summer, but we knew a lot now. I was surprised that we had picked up so much from Jake. When we got back, Herb had left and Jake was working on dinner. Cal and Clem arrived around five. We showed them around the cabin and they liked what they saw. They must have been on the same wave length as Jake. All the equipment was in working order and they appreciated the work that it took. We had some beers and sat down to dinner. Jake knew exactly what they liked. "We never learned how to cook good." Clem said. "Dad told us to find a good woman for that. It's been a long wait. How did you learn to cook?" "Never cooked until I got married. My wife's idea of cooking was to put raw food in a pot, turn on the heat and wait for it to get done." Jake said. "I ended up cooking most of the time. I enjoy doing it." "You're good at it too." Cal said. "Damn good eats! I've got no mind for cooking at all. I can taste it but not make it." "Funny, Mike's Mom was a terrible cook." Clem said. "She said she wasn't raised to cook. She came from a good family." "If I heard that once, I heard that a thousand times." Mike said. "But, you know, Aunt Alice was raised in the same family and she married a wealthy man. She's a great cook. Daddy said cooking was women's work, Mom said it was for the maid. I made peanut butter sandwiches." "It's funny the strange ideas we have. Men do this, women do that. It seems to me that people just use that sort of idea to avoid doing what they need to do." Jake said. "Everyone is supposed to do only one thing, date girls, get married, have kids and then die. I don't see anything wrong with mixing it up some." "Do you miss not having children, Jake?" Will asked. "Not for long! He said laughing. "I've enjoyed you guys for several months, but I have a feeling that you're easier to take in three month periods, rather than for the whole 17 years!" "I think you can read my Daddy's mind!" I said. "And, maybe Mom's, although she might not actually say it." "Everyone plays the cards they are dealt."Jake said. "I hate to say this, but I've enjoyed having you here." "Well, I had no expectations!" I said. "But it's been great. I didn't know I could do the things I can do." "Like suck cock and fuck ass?" Mike said, laughing. "I will admit that all that was a revelation." I said. "Wilbur and I might have figured out some of that out on our own, but not much of it. But I did know that I was nothing but a know- it-all fuck up. I can do some things now, get a job and make a living. There's a world of difference between being fucked up and a good fuck!" "Finish school, get a job and make a living!" Jake boomed. "Get everything in the right order! " "Right on! Brother Jake" Cal said. "I always told people I didn't like school, but that was to please Daddy. He wanted us to work on the farm. He didn't want us to waste our time on school work. We can't do nothing but the farm now. I couldn't get a good job if my life depended on it." "And it might some day." Clem said. "If it wasn't for Alice, Mike would be washing dishes in a fast food place in Wheeling. We aren't educated enough or respectable enough to have helped him." "Don't sell your self short boys!" Mike said. "This summer has been an education" "Sucking cock and fucking ass!" I said. "I don't complain!" Mike said. Everyone laughed this time. "I think we've all learned a lot!" Jake said. "I couldn't believe you boys shared the same interests. I was ready to play monk all summer. The first time the boys saw my cock I recognized the spark. Clyde was drooling!" "I wasn't drooling!" I protested. "Expressing an interest in an impressive natural phenomenon, is what I'd call it." "Damn it was big!" Wilbur said. "I don't know why I get turned on by big cocks, but I do. When I saw yours, Jake, I didn't have any idea what you could do with it." "I felt the same way when I saw you guys." Mike said to Cal and Clem. "I couldn't believe you were doing what you were doing, but I never wanted to do anything more in my life! I went from "what in hell are those guys doing" to "let me suck your cock" in about three minutes." "You all are fast learners." Jake said. "I didn't play with men until my thirties." "Was that with Herb?" Will asked. "Nope. It was on a lumber buying trip about twenty-five years ago. It was dark and I was in the middle of nowhere when a buck jumped out of the woods. I swerved to avoid it and ended up in the ditch. I wasn't hurt and the deer got away but I was stuck solid. I figured that I was there for the night, it was a lumbering road and was abandoned for all practical purposes after nightfall. It was cold and beginning to rain so I wasn't looking forward to spending the night there, but I didn't want to walk to the nearest town, which was about fifteen miles away." I was pondering my situation when a green VW van appeared. It drove by, then stoped and drove back to me. It was labeled Ralph's Hairmobile. A man got out. "Is there a tow truck nearby?" I asked. "Only Roger's, but he's closed for the night. He's off to Charleston for a night of drinking and whoring. Your out of luck until tomorrow. Come with us, I got a cabin a few miles away. I can take you to Roger's tomorrow morning." He said. "I'm Ralph, the Hairmobile hair dresser." A small guy got out of the truck and told me he was Freddie, Ralph's helper. "I was sure these guys were what I called flaming faggots at that time in my life. But I didn't want to freeze my tail off that night so I joined them. I got in the truck and we drove five or six miles down the road, then turned into a dirt road and came to a cabin. " "It was rustic West Virginia on the outside and whorehouse baroque inside. I was never so surprised in my life when Ralph lighted an oil lamp and then I saw the room. I have never seen so much stuff in one room, all red, gold and black. " "I like pretty things." He said when he saw the look of amazement on my face. "Help me with the groceries, Freddie!" I could hear Freddie outside complaining that he had wanted this to be a special night. Ralph told him that you can't leave a guy stranded on a night like this and he would make it up to him later. I got a fire going in potbellied stove and Ralph cooked. The place had electricity and even hot water, but no heat. "Are you a drinking man?" Ralph asked me. He went to a big armoire on the side of the room, opened it up and exposed a fully equipped and stocked bar. "I sure am!" I said. "And mighty thirsty." We settled down to a night of drinking and eating. Ralph was a big man, six two or three, and would have been impressive except for his swishy ways and voice. Freddie was extraordinarily good looking, very macho, except for a voice that made Shirley Temple sound masculine, and his height. He was barely five feet. "Booze relaxed everyone and we ended up getting along well. Ralph had a good sense of humor, and the most complete knowledge of speed traps in West Virginia imaginable. He actually knew the schedules of the troopers and each trooper's favorite places to lie in wait. I knew a few he didn't and I also knew some short cuts that he didn't." "His Hairmobile business was a goldmine, but every minute he could pare off travel was converted into another hair do. I had never thought of a hairdresser as hard working, but Ralph was. Freddie looked on him as a god. He was the fag boy child of trailer trash. Ralph was as sophisticated and worldly as he could imagine. Ralph was his ticket out of the trailer and into a house with a foundation." "That sounds like me." Mike said. "I kind of doubt that." Jake said. "You're self reliant and strong." Jake returned to his story. "We ate, the food was good and we kept on drinking. I don't know to this day if I got drunk on purpose or if it was by accident. I knew they were gay, and had noticed that they were looking at my basket." "It was getting late and I was getting tired. I said I'll sleep in the chair, but I'd love a shower. "No problem," Ralph said. "Just don't use up all the water for us." "Well," I said, "Come along and we'll shower together." I couldn't believe I said it at the time, but it wasn't accidental." "Freddie looked as if he just saw Santa emerging from the chimney. Ralph dropped his glass. I wanted to retract the statement, but it was too late. I figured, what the hell, the worst that can happen is a blow job." "And that's what you got?' Wilbur asked. "That's only a small part of what I got." Jake said laughing. "Only a small part. We went to the bedroom and stripped. I thought I'd play it cool and collected, but Ralph and Freddie had a surprise for me. They were A number One specimens of man flesh. Freddy was a perfect man at 3/4th size. Except his cock, which was more than full sized. Freddie was damn handsome naked. We squeezed into the stall shower and Freddie immediate began sucking my cock." "I had always thought of my self as too tall, too heavy and too hairy. These guys were hot for my body. I couldn't believe it. I had never had a blow job, and that was a revelation. Freddie touched some things that had never been touched before." "We ended up in bed with Ralph sucking my cock and me pawing Freddie. Somehow his cock ended up at my mouth and I sucked it. I was shocked." "It's hard to get used to some things." Clem said. "I relaxed and worked my tongue deep in his skin." Jake said. "I felt so relieved, like something had been missing from my life had suddenly appeared. I realized that cock sucking was natural to me. I licked his cock head and Ralph licked mine. Freddie oozed some pre cum and so did I. I was in heaven." "This was your first time?" I asked. "It sure was. I knew this was for me. " Jake said. "I had been with Alice for fifteen years and one or two women before that, but nothing came close to this." He paused. "It was as if I had been blind and could suddenly see. A new world." "We traded places and I got to sample Ralph. Ralph was hot and happy. He oozed some pre cum the minute my tongue touched his cock. He felt me react to the juice." "You like the joy juice!" Ralph said. I deep throated his entire shaft. "Damn it if I don't love a man who loves cock!" "Jake's a keeper." Freddie said. "But remember. You need to help me out." "Don't worry. It's a long night." Ralph said. "Jake. I had promised to fuck little Freddie tonight. His first time. I hope you don't mind? I need to save my big load for him." He pushed me off his cock. I was revved up by then, and wanted to try more. I must have looked disappointed. "Don't worry Jake, we got lots of play time left for you. Do you mind watching?" I said no, so I got to see my first fucking." "Freddie and I have known each other for six months. He's so small I've been afraid to fuck him. But he wants it bad." Ralph said. He had a large tube of lubricant and began lubricating his dick and gave me some to lubricate Freddie's ass. I didn't know what to expect, but I was so turned I just did it. I touched his hole and he shivered. Then I worked my finger in and must have hit Freddie's prostate." "The boy actually bucked and squirmed and moaned and cried. Freddie must have had the most sexual ass chute ever made. I wanted to try it out my self, but I was polite. Freddie asked me to hold him while Ralph screwed, so he sat in my lap and I held his legs open. Ralph nosed in slowly, but there wasn't anything he did that Freddie didn't like. And, I mean, like a lot." "Ralph was heavily lubed, and when his cock was in all the way some oozed out and dribbled on my cock. I was going crazy. I was on my back with a pillow behind me with Freddie sandwiched between me and Ralph. Freddie was so small that when Ralph was deep in him, Freddie was licking Ralph's tit and I was looking Ralph straight in the eye. I couldn't get to my cock. Itt really wanted attention by this time." "Ralph kissed me and shot off in Freddie's ass. I felt him buck with each volley that he shot into the love chute. Ralph pulled off and left me holding Freddie. Freddie sat up, straddling me, moved forward and impaled himself on my cock. Guys talk about a tight ass, but Freddie was tight, I had to force my meat in, but it was very soft and warm. It was like putting your had in a calfskin glove that was a bit too small." "Did it hurt him?" Wilbur asked. "Well if it did, he didn't show it." Jake continued. "There was nothing he didn't like. He pivoted on my cock and faced me. There was no part, no nook or cranny of his ass that didn't come into direct contact with my cock. He was crazed. I held him still with my cock as deep as it would go and he shot off. I've never seen so much cum. I looked like someone had spilled a can of clam chowder soup on my chest and smeared it around." "I filled his ass too. But even with Ralph and my loads in his hole, he must have lost more cum than he took. I was worried that Ralph might be offended that I made his lover cum, but he just licked the cum off my chest. Freddie was whimpering things like I want to be your fuck slave and screw me again." "Did you?" Clem asked. "Ralph and I alternated through the night. Freddie never got tired, never lost his enthusiasm." "That's like Clem." Cal said. "He's always ready for fun, and never gets tired. He can wear you out." "I just know what I like." Clem said. "We used to play all night, but Cal falls asleep too early. Mike has been filling the gap." Mike laughed. "I think I've been filling both your gaps!" "Mike has a short reload time!" Cal chuckled. "When I was his age I could pop and be ready to fire again in twenty minutes. It's an hour now. How are you boys?" He asked us. "I don't rightly know." I said. "I seem to be too preoccupied to time it! I've never tried to do it all night long though." "I haven't done it in years." Jake said. "The last time I had to force myself to be interested. The odd thing was that when I was tired and not concentrating I had a great orgasm. My cock took care of itself! You guys like marathons?" "I guess you could say that. We did it first in a snow storm years ago. Nothing to do for a whole day so we fucked our brains out." Clem said. "We've never done it outside the family." I'm not a brain surgeon , but I guessed where this conversation was headed. We cleaned up the diner dishes and all ended up naked in the bedroom. Cal and Clem paired off with Wilbur and me. Jake and Mike got together for the first time. I started sucking Cal. Like his brother he was a leaker and showed lots of interest. You knew he was having a good time. The long blond hair that covered his shaft didn't even bother me. Soon I found Clem at my cock and Wilbur at his. Jake and Mike joined in, so we formed a daisy chain. I had guessed that I should copy what Clem was doing to me on Cal, but I couldn't figure out exactly what he was doing so I just did my normal. Cal must have liked the variety, because he was oozing buckets of precum. And, I do mean buckets. I was in cum hounds heaven. Jake called our for us to change partners so I got Clem. My experience with him at the search was good , and being more relaxed made it even better. Jake had primed him so the juices were flowing. Clem pushed me off his cock. "This is great guys, " Clem said. "But Cal and I wanted to screw a twin first! I don't want to shoot the big one on the hor's d'oeuvres." "They could fuck us first." Cal suggested. "We don't want to force ourselves on them if they don't want to." "That's no problem!" Wilbur said answering for both of us. "You older guys can go first as long as you save a place in your ass for us!" Everyone laughed. "Age before beauty." Mike said. "My ass is open for business!" I glanced over and saw Jake's cock inches from Mike's mouth. The cock was huge and fully erect. Wilbur and I had taken some big ones over the last month and we felt we were experts at it. Mike was new, and I didn't know if he was ready for Jake's donkey dong. Mike had been sucking on Jake's for the last few minutes and he certainly knew what the coming attractions was. We broke up the daisy chain and Jake got the lubricant out. We were all ready. Everyone was rock hard and oozing. It was a good start. It got even better when Cal slipped his cock head past my sphincter and began his search for my prostate. I think he knew exactly where it was but just wanted to play with me. He eased his head just to the edge of the prostate, nudged it a few times and pulled back. I was squirming so he would hit it head on , but he always avoided it. He was a tease and he got me going good.