Date: Wed, 13 Jan 2021 06:08:21 +0000 (UTC) From: Justin Balancier Subject: Lunch Time (Adult friends) Lunch Time By Justin jbalancier9@yahoo.com "Nifty" has kept authors writing through a horrible year of covid. The days ahead are brighter. A contribution to the Nifty fund would be tremendously appreciated. Thanks. http://donate.nifty.org/donate.html *********************** Being temporarily shut away from the public, if the dumbest thing I have ever heard...Whoa" I am kidding, but not by much. The following is an email sent to me by a pen pal who is stacked with humor, a great sense of wit and security. My bud is crammed with sexual experience, so he is amazing at writing and listening too. ************************ Hey Studly!! Hope you are well. It's another gloomy Monday here in good old Chillitucky! I swear I hear banjos when I open my back door!!! The Deep South is advancing...AND FAST! - LOL Not a lot to report, I guess, just the usual things that are happening right under my nose! I have been in such a bubble that I travel each day with my eyes wide shut. Can you imagine being so bubbled up, trying to make sense of everything? It taint easy my friend. The local cemetery here is indeed a hook-up place!!! They come and go like queers above ground. It doesn't take long, or a genius to figure that out. I've been making it a regular stop lately and have been entertained and even titillated a bit. You know how I am. I never pass up a little titillation. Being a spectator, I make sure to not use the typical "nod", light flash or follow anybody. Hell no, I just watch. I well remember being younger and perused by what we always described as "old toads" or "trolls". God that is awful, but we did it. The conversation was always along the lines of. "Why don't they stay home at that age" or "Who do they think is going to want them?" and "Get away from me, you old troll." That probably is the most hurtful of all, but I get it. Now, here I am remembering all that crap. I have no worries. Medication has seen to it that I have nothing to offer. I always said, "If I'm going to get a sore throat, I plan on giving one back! Since I can't...well I'll just watch. I don't dwell on crotch envy. What the fuck, I am at least honest about what I'm up against... Some of these dudes do the nasty right there. They look around and then "wham," they are praying on their knees with a mouthful of trouble that comes in inches. Or you see them following each other around trying to get out of sight... If I hadn't gone one day to the cemetery to have lunch with Mom & Dad, I may never have discovered this. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought a cemetery would be cruising ground. There are two men in particular who have captured my interest. One is a Santa Clause looking guy that walks his gigantic mixed breed dog. He's just a hair shorter than me, LONG yellow-white hair and beard to match. He's always smiling and whistling. I was outside my vehicle one day and didn't notice how close they were to me. I was a little scared of the dog at first, but he sat at my feet and looked at me, so I pet him and he was a well-behaved dog. The man winked and gave a tug on the leash and they were gone. Now when he sees me, he waves but nothing more. Still, I'm intrigued, lol...wondering what's in those bib overalls. It's a mixture of magic and realism. He is not heavy at all, so I'd probably break him or he'd pull a knife. Lmao... watch the papers, I might be found under a tree, with bite marks on my ass! He has a big friggin dog. The other guy is a more mysterious cruiser. He is kinda tall with angular facial features. He always wears a hooded coat-open with a grey hoodie zipped up under it...baggie style jeans and big heavy boots. Uncomfortable to walk in I'd think! But not everybody thinks like me. He carries a long silver drinking tube. I've never seen him drink but he always has it. He looks as people drive by. If he walks by, he gives a look right at you, but no emotion at all. It's like he is looking but not seeing. Everybody has a story. Wouldn't you like to be a mind reader just for a week? This isn't the naked city, but there are stories to be told around here. Well I've bored you enough. I never stop; I just take breaks. Keep safe, be well and stay horny! Covid will be gone before you know it! Love ya Bub! CHEERS, jbalancier9@yahoo.com