Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:46:48 -0800 (PST) From: Mark Stephens Subject: Ronnie's Girl 5 "Ronnie collapses forward on top of me and starts to lick his cum off my face; I implore him to share it with me. He lifts up slightly and scoops cum off my stomach and tongues that into his mouth. Then he presses his lips to mine and we snowball our conjoined essence and swallow somewhat equal shares. We continue to kiss and then Ronnie rolls off me and we cuddle together, face-to-face, cock-to-cock, our hands massaging each other's ass. Then we drift off to sleep. In my dreams I see myself submitting to Ronnie as he makes love to me. This weekend I have truly been Ronnie's girl." Part 5: "Valentine's Day cyber sex" As Valentine's Day approached Ronnie and I both knew that we could not get away for a romantic tryst. During our lover's rendezvous in a gay Texas B&B last month we pledged to try and make that fantasy a reality. However, rather than feel bad about such a reversal of fortunes, we decided to do the next best thing, share our passion via cyberspace. To make this work, I told Ronnie to go to his nearest adult sex store and buy a masturbator with anal pussy lips and some lube. I am getting several anal vibrators and a jelly "one shot" masturbator sleeve. Then we set up our Yahoo IM phone service. It's free and computer to computer calls are also free. I have a headset with built-in microphone, Ronnie is buying one tomorrow. Now it is Valentine's Day and I have to endure all the women at work getting roses from their husbands and lovers. Why do they have to send flowers to the office? It's a big show of course. "Oh Sally, what a lovely bouquet of roses, your boyfriend must really like you." I picture some pussy whipped boyfriend being told that he wasn't going to get any if he didn't send a giant bouquet to the office on Valentine's Day. We could call Valentine's Day VD for short. No, I guess that wouldn't go over too well. A lot of younger guys and gals may not get the meaning of that. Before we started referring to STDs we called such diseases VD, venereal disease. I guess after AIDS the venereal part didn't seem that appropriate. AD for ass diseases might not go over too well either. OK, so it's STDs and Valentine's Day. Oh shit, I probably shouldn't have brought up STDs and Valentine's Day in the same story -- my bad. My date with Ronnie is 9PM tonight. I head home and throw a steak in my George Forman grill and whip up some mashed potatoes and mixed vegetables. OK, so I stir a couple of cups of water into the Idaho instant potato mix and nuke it. Then I use all my culinary skills to open a can of mixed vegetables, also destined for the sacred alter of the microwave. The vegetables are suitably nuked and the prepackaged salad is uncovered and mixed with the small cup of salad dressing; the salad dressing is actually enough, but if I were pouring it out of the bottle I would have used at least twice as much. The timer signals that my steak is cooked exactly to the grill chart's rib eye specifications. . I smile to myself as I think of the unthinkable -- life without George Forman or my microwave. When I think of BMW (Before MicroWaves or George Foreman for that matter), I also think of Mike Huckabee. The former Arkansas governor tells us all that in college he and his friends would deep fry squirrel in popcorn poppers because they were the only cooking appliance allowed in the dorms. God Mike, imagine the squirrel recipes you could have come up with if you had a George Forman grill and a microwave oven. I better not think too much about fried squirrel or my romantic dinner will be ruined. I have already changed out of my work clothes into my fine dining fashions; shorts and a t-shirt. Padding around my condo barefoot, I light a candle, set the table and put on a quiet, relaxing CD. Now I sit down and carefully slice against the grain of my rib eye and taste. That is a good piece of meat; not to be confused with another type of meat that is good eating of a different kind. I selected a "White Zinfandel" wine for the meal. I have had a thing for White Zinfandels ever since I found them at a wine tasting in Napa Valley. The white zinfandel is actually a Rose' or Blush style wine, as opposed to the red Zinfandel. I am drinking a Napa Valley White Zinfandel tonight. I like the Napa Valley varieties, although White Zinfandels can be found in vineyards all over the country and of course in Europe. I have also enjoyed several good bottles of Australian White Zinfandels; although I enjoy Australian Shiraz more than the Australian Zinfandels. Eva Cassidy "Live at Blues Alley" is playing on the stereo: mellow, but just the mood I am in as I think forward to my romantic Valentine's Day date with Ronnie. Once Ronnie and I get hot and heavy I may want something more upbeat, but I'll probably head back to Eva in the afterglow. My candlelit dinner completed and the table cleared, I head for my bedroom to complete preparation for the night's activities. Stripping out of my clothes I recover a trusty old friend, a Fleet enema bottle. After completing the enema routine I head for the shower to finish my date prep. After drying off I decide to shave and finish off the grooming with a misting of men's body spray, AXE Essence. Now is the time to make final preparations for Ronnie. I insert my anal vibrator and ready my gel masturbator. I have already placed a towel on my computer chair to protect it from the inevitable leaks. Now I am seated before the screen, headset in place waiting for my sweetie to call. I am daydreaming while lightly stroking my semi hardon when I am jolted back to planet earth by a ringing from my computer. A ring signaling my date has arrived. Let it ring a few times, you don't want to seem too eager; oh fuck I am eager -- answer it, answer it now. To be continued... Do you have plans for Valentine's Day? What is your most memorable Valentine's Day with a guy? Do you enjoy romance with other guys or is it just a way to get off? Have you ever bought flowers for another guy? What is the most romantic thing you did for another guy? What is the most romantic thing another guy did for you? Are there any singers of gay songs that you enjoy? What gay songs do you like?