Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2000 21:08:46 -0000 From: John Courtney Subject: The Household DISCLAIMER; This is an adult male story with scenes of spanking and sex between consenting male adults. If you find this type of activity immoral or offensive please press the BACK button on your browser now. The characters in this story have names but they do not refere to anybody who has that name in reality. If your name appears, I apologise but as I do not know anybody of that name it is not you thatI am writing about! Comments etc. to jc23a@hotmail.com THE HOUSEHOLD PART FIFTEEN - WHO IS ON TOP? After the show, James went to his own room and Kenneth was waiting there for him. Kenneth had already stripped off. "So?" asked James, "do I get to fuck you now? Kenneth simply nodded. James stripped and they sat on the edge of the bed. "Fuck me," Kenneth murmured. "I'm going to," James reached down and hoisted Kenneth's legs onto his shoulders. "I'm going to fuck the hell out of you, boy! I'm going to fuck you like a cheap slut! You want to be fucked? "Yes" With that response James buried the entire length up to the balls in Kenneth's arse. Kenneth screamed and tightened his hole. James pulled his engorged member all the way out and slammed it back in with brutal force, a response that provoked another scream. "Take it Kenneth, I'll give you something to scream about!" James pulled back out again and slammed back in. "Come on, scream for my dick!" and he pulled back out and slammed it back in. "Yeah Kenneth I want to fuck the shit out of you!" moaned James as his fat dick ploughed Kenneth's arse. James was excited and continued to slam into his pal relentlessly. Kenneth was alternating between screaming and moaning. James was fairly pounding by now and every time he hit the bottom of Kenneth's arse he elicited a "FUCK ME!" from his fuckee. James slammed his prick inside getting faster with each lunge. He spread Kenneth's legs wide and fucked, and fucked, and fucked. Every time Kenneth screamed "FUCK ME!" James slammed his prick home, grinding his pelvis into Kenneth's arse. "Yeah James!" he panted. "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!" James was fucking furiously, impaling Kenneth's quivering arse on every inch of his experienced prick. He lunged into his buddy with one thrust and his cum flooded Kenneth's arse. Kenneth could feel the throb as James' prick filled him. He watched his face as he came. Almost immediately he yanked his throbbing dick out, flipped Kenneth onto his stomach, pulling his cum-drenched arse into the air and slammed his dick back in. "That was just one fuck, Kenneth. I'm going to fuck you again and again until you can't walk!" James started fucking doggy style with hard, rapid thrusts. "Oh Yeah, Go James!" Kenneth moaned, "Give it to me up the arse!" "You like Daddy's dick, don't you?" "Yes Daddy, fuck me!" James thrust his engorged prick up his arse rapidly while Kenneth shoved his arse into the air to meet James' thrusts as he continued to assault Kenneth's arse. James continued to fuck. He pulled his dick out, slapped Kenneth's arse then plunged back in with all of his might. Kenneth yelped after each slap and James pulled back out again then slammed back in. "FUCK ME!" James' thrusts were rhythmic now. Kenneth could feel that big throbbing prick slam in and out of his hole. James' His hips slapped against Kenneth's arse. "Oh yeah James! Fuck Me, Go James, come on fuck me Daddy," James leaned forward and started poking Kenneth up the arse. The harder he fucked the louder Kenneth yelled. "FUCK ME JAMES!" James slammed his rock hard dick up Kenneth's arse, his hips slapping against his lover's arse. He snapped his hips back and slammed back in. Over and over again, harder and harder each time, James fucked Kenneth. Kenneth felt the invading dick sliding in and out over and over again. He couldn't believe all that had happened that day. James was fucking the hell out of him and he loved every bit of it. "Do you want some of my ball-cream, Kenneth?" "Yes, but in my mouth!" "What was that?" "Please cum in my mouth?" "Say it again," "PLEASE CUM IN MY MOUTH!!" James needed no further encouragement, he snapped his engorged dick out of Kenneth's arse and Kenneth gobbled his spurting dick, grabbing James' arse and forcing his tool deep down his throat. He sucked on James' prick for five minutes before the hot cum spewed forth from his throbbing tool. James rubbed his shooting dick over Kenneth's face and then stuffed it back into his mouth as more cum erupted from his balls. Kenneth tasted the lumpy cum as it spewed into his mouth. He licked and sucked with all his strength. James then pushed his hips forward and the cum in Kenneth's mouth slid down his throat. Kenneth shot a load onto his own groin and James reached down, he scooped a glob onto his fingers and fed it to Kenneth. James collapsed on the bed and Kenneth lay beside him. "I need a few minutes to recover!" said James. "You can have five!" "Minutes?" "Yes!" "Thanks!" They fell asleep. An hour later, when James recovered, Kenneth was already awake and he suggested a game of 'mercy'. "What's the prize?" Kenneth grinned. James grinned back. "Winner fucks the loser," he said as he stared into Kenneth's eyes. They locked their hands together in silence and began to push. As their hands began to tighten the muscles in both their arms began to bulge. They stared into each other's eyes as the test of strength began. Their hands gripped hard now. They began to push harder. They shifted their legs to gain better footing. Their hands raised high above their bodies. Kenneth grinned as he used his height advantage to dominate his smaller friend, James' wrists began to bend back. Kenneth pushed harder, and James' wrists bent back even farther. He let out a loud groan. By now he was about halfway down to the floor and losing. His feet kept fighting for strong position, but no matter where he planted them, Kenneth's strength was only getting more powerful. James howled as he struggled. Kenneth smiled, then pushed even harder. James' fingers were stinging now, he knew he could not win this. "Oh SHIT!" he hissed. Kenneth PUSHED, and fell on the floor. "Do I get to fuck you now?" Kenneth asked. "Fuck... you cheated!" "Get ready to be fucked big boy!" Kenneth shouted as he tackled the kneeling man and the two friends began to wrestle. James fought back with all he had but Kenneth was stronger. Every hold that James was somehow able to get out of, was met by a newer, more powerful hold. The two wrestled for about five minutes. Kenneth's big dick was getting stiffer. James moaned as Kenneth overpowered him. James knew that he was no match for Kenneth. Before long, Kenneth had James face down on the floor and he was kneeling between his friend's legs. Kenneth's huge began to stand straight up against his stomach. Kenneth spread James' legs with his knees. James' tight arse stuck high into the air. Kenneth took his time inserting his dick into James' butt. Slowly, painfully, his big dick made its way inside. James clenched his arse to resist the invasion. "No! NO!" James yelled. Kenneth penetrated his arse with force. He paid no attention to James' pleas. With a long thrust Kenneth's dick was all the way inside. He gently lowered himself onto James' back and stopped. After a few minutes Kenneth began to hump James' butt, slowly sliding in and out. After a few minutes he quickened his rhythm, pounding his lower torso against James' arse, pulverizing it with every blow. Kenneth pushed and panted, pounding James' arse. It was hard, rough and painful. James' only sound was an occasional moan. Kenneth kissed James' neck. He pounded James' arse with his rod. His pace intensified. Kenneth was dripping sweat as he worked James' arse over. It seemed to James that Kenneth's dick was getting bigger when he pulled out and only left the tip of the knob inside James' butt. Kenneth suddenly rammed all the way back in. James' arse swallowed the mighty dick as his mouth opened in an agonised roar. Over and over Kenneth slammed in and out. Kenneth was having the best fuck of his life James was more fun than Lisa ever was. Then Kenneth gave one last shove. He held it inside, holding still as his body tensed. He raised his upper body up slightly as he pushed. His dick was nearly ready to explode. Kenneth grimaced. His eyes closed tightly. Then he began to shudder, almost violently. "Fuck! Fuck it! I'm fucking you James!" He called through his clenched teeth as his orgasm began. He began to rock his hips back and forth again as he offloaded his milk in James' arse. James grimaced as the hot liquid flooded his arse. It hurt - but it hurt in a nice kind of way. Kenneth's dick kept spurting inside his hole. James was exhausted when it stopped. Kenneth pulled his still stiff dick out. It was still hard as a rock. Kenneth stood all the way up, and his erect dick slapped against his tummy, splashing cum and sweat all over James lay flat on his back as Kenneth lowered his body onto his friend's. James' dick began to grow as Kenneth's larger equipment pressed against it. They kissed. Kenneth lifted his butt up, just a bit. His big dick slid against James', occasionally jabbing his balls painfully. James groaned in pleasure as Kenneth continued to rub his huge truncheon against James'. "Please fuck me again!" James whimpered. "No! You forgot to flatter me, try again!" he said and he began to laugh, "and this time say things that will make me horny!" "Please will you fuck my arse with your gorgeous, big prick?" "Keep begging! It's getting me going!" "Please Kenneth, please stick your dick into me and treat me the way you'd like to treat Lisa, fuck me please Kenneth! I want to be fucked by you ..." "Okay then!" said Kenneth laughing, "but remember, it was your sweet talk that made me do this!" "I don't mind the pain if you don't mind the shit!" Kenneth got up and stood by the bed. He pulled James to the edge and lifted his legs into the air. Kenneth bent forward so that his dick prodded James' hole. With a slow, long push, Kenneth began to insert his dick into James' still greasy and welcoming arse. James felt the wide club slowly sliding up his rectum. Each inch seemed to split him open even more. Kenneth's dick was about half way in. He smiled as he watched James endure the obvious pain. Then, with one thrust, he shoved all the way in. James screamed, he felt as if his hole was being fucked to shreds and he loved it. He cried out for a few moments and his whole body trembled. Kenneth stayed still, his dick held tightly by James' hole. He didn't move. Kenneth moved his hand down to James' horn. He gently fondled the stiff rod. James began to moan loudly. Kenneth wrapped his fingers around the stiff organ and squeezed it. He pulled and James began to shoot. Squirts of cum shot up onto his chest and face. James' hard rod flexed in Kenneth's hand as a surge of cum dribbled down over his fist. James moaned. Kenneth continued to pump his buddy gently. After ten minutes of wanking, James was done. Kenneth returned his attention to James's butt. He grabbed James's calves, raised them high into the air, and splayed him wide. He pushed his dick against the muscular ass in front of him. His knob began to press against James' hole. The hard knob easily separated the quivering arse beneath him. James' hole pulsed as Kenneth began to slide inside. James began to moan loudly. His hole closed tightly around the invading knob. He arched his back and Kenneth's muscles tightened as he forced his way inside James's tight hole. James groaned as Kenneth slowly and forcefully poked him. James's spent balls dangled loosely just above Kenneth's invading tool. Kenneth humped his rod against the dangling balls. James' rectum tightened as Kenneth pushed in. Eventually, Kenneth's balls were pressed against James' arse. He grimaced as Kenneth grinned. And then the two of them moaned with pleasure. The bedroom door opened and Peter poked his head in. "What the fuck ..." he began. Kenneth looked around and saw his surprised cousin standing in the doorway with Nick looking over his shoulder. "Come on in and enjoy yourself, boys. This fag's not going anywhere," Kenneth said. The two needed no further invitation. They stripped out of their jockstraps and approached the bed. Nick began to fondle James's horn. Peter moved his face to James' and began kissing him. His hand started tweaking and massaging James' nipples. At the other end Nick began kissing and lapping at James' tool. He slipped the stiffening dick inside his mouth and began sucking. His tongue moved up and down the rod, giving James enough stimulation to build another orgasm. Nick relished the taste of James's tool. He nearly gagged as James thrust forward and slid his rod down the boy's throat as far as it would go. Kenneth rocked his hips as he closed his eyes in ecstasy. His back muscles flexed and relaxed as he humped poor James. James was overcome by this growing orgy. The stimulation of Kenneth Smith's dick up his ass, Peter Smith pulling his tits and Nick Smith sucking his dick brought James close to another climax. His rejuvenating tool began to leak and then squirt. Nick moaned as he began to swallow the warm semen. Before James was finished, Kenneth felt his hole twitching with each spurt and this brought him off. "Hold him tight, boys," Kenneth's breathing was increasing. "I'm going to fill this fucking bastard, and he's going to take it fucking all!" Kenneth yelled. His eyes squinted and he spurt several globs in quick succession into James' hole. dick jumped inside James' arse as James moaned. He tightened his hole and Kenneth pushed harder. Kenneth's knob pulsed inside, opening and closing. James began a low guttural moan as his own load finished and Nick slid off the wilting dick. Kenneth fell forward on the bed and kissed James. "You two can fuck off now!" said Kenneth as he broke the kiss, "James and I need some sleep!" Nick and Peter picked up their jockstraps and left the room. Kenneth, still buried to the balls in James kissed his lover and closed his eyes to sleep. "Do you always squint when you cum?" James asked. "I don't know! I never thought about it!" "You look real sexy when you're shooting a load," James remarked. "You look better when you're taking it!" "So you're gay now are you?" "Fuck off!" said Kenneth remembering the conversation in the car, "as you said earlier, gay is not a word I'd ever use to describe myself!" "And if two blokes are shafting each other what word would you use to describe it?" "I think 'open-minded' was your suggestion!" "Or maybe open-ended?" "Go to sleep!" "Once more gay boy?" "That's an offer even I couldn't refuse faggot!" said Kenneth as he began to slide his half-hardened dick in and out of James' greasy hole. Just at that moment William returned from the university and heard the noise in the bedroom. He slowly crept upstairs. The moaning gradually became more audible, and when he got to the bedroom door, he could hear everything quite clearly. "Oh yeah, Kenneth!" James was saying, "stick it up my butt, fuck me harder, please!" "Call me 'Sir,' faggot," Kenneth commanded. "Yes sir, I love your big penis, sir!" William began to stroke himself through his trousers as he listened to James being fucked. As James grunted and begged for Kenneth's dick, he wished that it was him who was shafting his young husband and not Kenneth Smith. William slowly opened the bedroom door, he watched as Kenneth shafted his husband, pulling his massive dick almost all the way out, and shoving it hard back to the hilt. "Yes sir, yes sir, oh! fuck me," James groaned, thrashing his head around, his eyes were half open. "Oh Kenneth this is just fucking ... WILLIAM!" He yelled when he saw William standing watching. Kenneth looked up and pulled out of James' hole. "William!" Kenneth said, "this is one great fucking lover you got here. Do you want to watch him take it up the arse?" "Go on Kenneth, fuck him, he needs it!" William replied without showing his jealousy. Kenneth could not resist any longer, and he rammed his hard, greasy dick up James' now sloppy arse again, causing James to squeal with delight. Then he reached around with one hand and fondled James' balls, which made his hole tighten and quiver around the embedded prick. After a few minutes of ploughing in and out Kenneth tensed. He could feel it rising, and there was no way of stopping it, even if he wanted to stop it, which he didn't. Kenneth began to moan, and William, rubbed his own hard dick inside his pants. "Oh fuck!" Kenneth muttered, "I'm cumming. James, I'm cumming up your arse, boy. There she blows!" "Yeah Kenneth, fill my butt with your juice," William watched the lust on Kenneth's face, and he knew he would drench his trousers soon. Kenneth's body jerked and with each spurt, he rammed into James, who grunted each time his arse was pounded by Kenneth's raging horn. William felt his own dick stretch and then dropped a load of sticky cum inside his trousers. He blushed. "I see you creamed your jeans!" Kenneth remarked as he pulled out. Just at that moment the doorbell rang and William scurried off to open the door. It was Robbie. "Hi Robbie!" Kenneth heard who it was and followed down the stairs to salute his cousin. Robbie stared at Kenneth in disbelief, he had often seen Kenneth naked but he didn't quite expect to meet his in William's house with a bloated dick hanging between his legs and shining in a clear glow of 'after-sex'. "What are you doing here?" "I've just triple-fucked James!" said Kenneth. Robbie laughed. "Really?" "Yeah!" "Well James is certainly turning, I fucked him this morning as well. If we get Peter over the three of us will have shafted him!" "That's already done!" said Kenneth, "Peter fucked him in the kitchen this morning!" This revelation was too much for William. He went bright red, walked past Robbie and out the door, slamming it behind him. "What was that about?" Kenneth asked. "I'm fucked if I know!" Robbie replied. "I know what it is!" said James from the top of the stairs. "He's pissed off with hearing about me getting shafted!" "Why?" asked Kenneth somewhat concernedly. "I keep telling him that I don't take it up the arse and he would love to shaft me and now he hears that I've been shafted by the three Smiths and he's jealous!" "What will happen next?" "He'll go for a pint and come home later, he'll have calmed down by then!" "Perfect!" said Robbie in a dull voice, "I was hoping to ask if I could stay over for a few weeks and then this had to happen!" "Staying over wouldn't be a problem," said James cheerily. "How could it not be a problem?" Robbie asked, "how can I ask a bloke to let me stay in his house when I've shafted his boyfriend?" "Leave it to me!" James replied, "I'll bring him around!" "Thanks James!" James went into the kitchen to make an evening meal. Robbie brought his bag upstairs and unpacked in one of the spare bedrooms. Kenneth was enjoying the sensation of walking around the house naked, he couldn't do that in Lisa's, so he sat down to watch television with his greasy pole lying bloated across his thigh. Later that evening, at about ten, James received a phone call from his boss. James had hoped that it would be William, but William hadn't called home yet. A contract in a new bank in Leeds had been awarded to the company and James was to go as part of the team that would install a new heating system. They were due to leave the following afternoon and not return until late on Friday or maybe Saturday morning. Having both Roy and Robbie living in the house posed a problem for James. He was due to spend the next few days in Leeds and he knew that William would not be able to resist the possibility of getting shafted by his former lovers. He knew that William was likely to spend the week fucking because he was annoyed with James. He knew that he was getting jealously possessive of William but he didn't see that as a problem, after all they were a steady couple by now. He thought that William might be better of with a chaperone during his absence and so he decided that Daniel should stay over until he returned. James called Daniel and he agreed to stay over for the few days. James asked him to make sure that William wouldn't sleep with anybody while James was away. Daniel agreed to the task on condition that he would receive as many blow-jobs as he wanted. James had no problem with that. "If he acts up you can spank him, but only with your hand. I want his arse to recover for next weekend!" When William came home it was after eleven James and Kenneth were sitting naked on the sofa. William walked straight past them and upstairs without saying a word. James stood and followed him into the bedroom. "Are you okay?" "Maybe!" "I have to go to Leeds tomorrow until Saturday morning," he announced. "What about Friday night?" William asked as he began to undress for bed. James was relieved when he heard this because it meant that William had calmed down "We'll have to change it to Saturday!" said James. William's silence told James that he was obviously not happy with this little change to the routine.. "William!" James said firmly, "I have no fucking choice in this! Whilst I'm away Daniel will stay over because I don't want you fucking around with Roy and Robbie. I am quite serious about this, if you take it up the arse as much as once when I'm away I'll paddle your hard arse to pulp when I get home! Understood?" "And you can take it up the arse as often as you want? Is that right?" "I don't take it up the arse!" "And what the fuck were you doing all day then?" "Today was different!" "How was it different? You never let me do anything like that to you ..." "That's because I am the top and you're the bottom, the relationship works better if we stick to set roles!" "That's a load of fucking shite!" William snapped beginning to raise his voice. "Don't you dare raise your fucking voice to me!" James retorted loudly, "but if you want to end this fucking relationship we can do it right now!" William went silent as James glowered at him. "I don't!" he said after a minute of frosty silence. "You don't what?" James snapped back. "I don't want to end this relationship! I love being with you!" said William meekly. "And I enjoy it too!" "Are we friends again?" "I suppose so!" said James with a smile, "as long as you accept that I stay on top and you remain sexually submissive!" "Yes sir!" William muttered, "I accept!" "Good!" said James tenderly and they hugged. "So why do we need Daniel here?" William asked. "Robbie asked if he could stay a few weeks and I told him it would be okay with you!" "No problem!" "But there is a problem," James added, "Robbie and Roy will try everything to get inside your pants and I want somebody here to stop them!" "So is Daniel allowed do what he wants?" "No! I want you to rest for the week. I have given Daniel permission to hand-spank you if you misbehave and you are to suck him off whenever he tells you to. Now promise me that only Daniel gets a sucking when I'm away - nobody else gets one and strictly no fucking with Daniel or anybody else!" "I suppose I can promise you that. After all, the old arse could do with a bit of a rest!" said William resigning himself to his young husband's will. "Turn around and show me the arse that needs a rest!" William did as instructed. James smiled as the older man turned. For a man of thirty-four William had held up remarkably well. His muscle tone was excellent and the red slap-marks had faded almost to invisibility on his milky white buttocks. "Come here!" William stepped back and James manoeuvred him down onto the bed lying on his stomach. James took some baby-oil and spread a generous amount onto the firm white globes. Slowly he began to massage the muscle mass as William moaned into the pillow. "Were you very upset this evening?" James asked as he rubbed his lover's arse gently. "Yes!" "I'm sorry!" said James as he leaned forward and kissed the glistening arse beneath him, "I'll make it up to you now!" He put his hands against William's hip and rolled the man over onto his back. James chuckled when he saw William's stiff erection standing straight up from his groin. Without saying a word he poured some baby-oil onto the palm of his hand and began to grease his boyfriend's dick. "Is this going where I think it's going?" asked William. "Maybe! Where do you think it's going?" James replied still greasing the pole. "Well," William began hesitatingly, "don't get annoyed if I answer that I would love to think that it's going up your hole!" James landed a slap on William's hip. William howled. "Don't you ever fucking listen?" he snapped, "didn't I just tell you that I don't take it up the arse?" As he spoke James moved to where his knees were on either side of William's hips. He leaned forward and glowered into William's face. "I told you I am the top! Do you understand what that means?" "Yes!" As William was answering James was thrusting his arse back so that the tip of William's know was toughing his winking hole. "Who's that knocking at my door?" James' behaviour was beginning to worry William. "It's my dick sir!" "Are you a bottom?" "Yes sir!" "What is your fucking dick doing near my hole?" James asked as he pushed his arse back and impaled himself in one stroke on William's hard rod. William was confused. "You are a bottom!" James screamed, "how dare you stick your worthless, puny dick in my arse! Do you know what being a top means?" "Not any more I don't!" William whimpered. "It means," roared James, "that I will sit on top of you while I allow you to fuck me!" and he began to bounce up and down on William's shaft. "Do you know what I want?" asked James. "What's that?" asked William. "I want you to fuck my arse," said James as he continued to bounce up and down. William hadn't had a chance to do this in a long time and he certainly wasn't going to let his confusion ruin the opportunity. He grabbed James around the hips sliding his shaft in and out of James' hole, William exerted a significant amount of pressure to implant his tool into the very tight opening. He felt the wet smack of his balls on James' cheeks and he knew he was fully inside. Then James lifted up and only the knob was inside until he slid slowly down his lover's rigid pole. William began thrusting his own hips to drive into James' hole. The pace gradually increased in tempo until William was ready to erupt into James. Just as he was ready to shoot James stood up and William's dick slipped from his sphincter with a plop. William tried to pull James back down but James was wanking furiously over William's face. He closed his eyes and a long string of spunk splashed all over William's chest and chin. Spent, James landed heavily on William again and reached back, then, taking his lover's shaft into his hands he started to pull him off. William's face took on the appearance of a sad puppy. "Can't I cum inside you?" "No way William, I don't want to get pregnant!" James replied with a sneer as he pulled furiously at William's shaft. The mixture of James' dominating and seeming submission sent confused messages and William didn't know whether to moan with excitement or discomfort. James let go of William's shaft and William moaned. He hadn't cum yet. James rolled William over onto his stomach and lined his tool up against the crack. "You ready to get fucked bottom-boy?" William was disappointed that he hadn't been allowed to cum. "Yes please." "You don't sound like you really want it, do you?" "Oh, yes sir! I want to get fucked! My hole is hungry for my man's dick sir. Please fuck me James. Please fuck my hole!" James began to force is hardening dick into William's familiar hole. "Yeah James, Fuck me Sir!" At first the thrusts were slow and careful. "You have a most fuckable hole!" James remarked "Thank you." "Let's see how much it can take." He bucked back and then sped up. He was thrusting hard in and out of William's arse. William moaned in ecstasy as his young lover pounded him in familiar fashion. James plunged his hard shaft in and out with piston motions. Then he started to jab at William for a few minutes before he returned to his regular pattern. James' dick began to throb as it opened and closed, spewing blast after blast of semen inside William. Soon the blasts of hot juice were seeping out of William's hole. When he finished James slowly pulled out, smiling a devilish grin. Globs of his cum splashed William's butt as James withdrew; James smiled. "Now we can go to sleep!" he said. "What about letting me cum?" William asked. "Behave yourself when I'm in Leeds and you can cum in my butt!" James said. William looked puzzled. "Are you serious?" James nodded. "You have my word!" William knew that he was on to something here. It would only be a few days before he would get a chance to fuck James again. He decided that it would be an easy wait with a reward like that for his patience. "James, I promise I won't get fucked when you're away!" "Good!" James replied, "now go to sleep!" "before we sleep may I mention something to you?" William asked. "Sure!" "I didn't like having to drink your piss this afternoon!" "That's okay!" said James cheerfully, "from now on I won't ask you to drink my piss again!" "Thanks James!" "No problem, you can take it up the arse instead!" and he laughed. "You're incorrigible - but I like you!" William said as he kissed his husband and they nodded off beside each other.