Date: Sun, 11 Dec 2005 02:51:24 -0800
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: BATHS AND GYMS--Part 1 (raunch w/s scat)

                  BATHS & GYMS--Part One

   The year: 1969. It was summer and the gay baths were in
full swing. As a feature writer for one of the new underground
gay magazines, I was assigned to cover the baths scene to get
the real scoop for a series of articles. This is the story
they wouldn't print!
   After visiting the most popular establishments, and finding
the surroundings much the same in each place...private rooms,
pool, showers, orgy rooms, etc., the only difference was
basically in decor. Then I moved to the older, sleazier places
downtown. They kept them up as best they could for the older
buildings they were.
   The clientele were sleazier. While most places uptown had
some sophistication to them--most fucking and sucking taking
place in rooms or orgy areas--at The Turk things were much
different. These guys would come right up to you and start
rimming your ass while you're taking your clothes off at your
locker! Fuck the rooms, they were fucking and sucking in the
hallways. And there were more than a few underaged, jaded teens
roaming around, acting just as sex-crazed as the older ones!
   I'd no sooner stepped into the first hallway leading past
the rooms and into the interior, than I came across a youngster
on his knees, his lips happily wrapped around a big cock. The
owner of the massive prick, a grubby bruiser, stood naked with
his hands on his hips, pissing down the boy's throat! The hot
urine was running out of his mouth as the lad gulped and gulped
the tangy fluid. A fat old man was tonguing the boy's asshole
and jacking off.
   Needing to piss myself, before going further I headed for
the regular bathroom. There were other, fake bathrooms with
glory holes and such for sexual purposes, but the regular
bathrooms were for taking care of business before rejoining the
debauchery. Or so I thought.
   It was a busy night. The room was crowded somewhat with
guys pissing in the long urinal, washing their hands, or going
into the cubicles. Most wore the usual skimpy towel around
their waist, but some were unashamedly naked with their towel
slung over their shoulder. Then I heard the voice and saw the
man scampering back and forth. Most were ignoring him, regard-
less of the foul things he was saying. Others, like myself,
just stared at him in astonishment.
   He'd blatantly kneel down and stick his head under a
cubicle door.
   "Hi, are you taking a shit? Mind if I watch you do it?
Well, would you at least let me lick your asshole clean when
you're done?"
   "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" was the response most heard.
The man would calmly go to the next one.
   "Lick your shit, sir? If you haven't gone yet, you can plop
your turd in my mouth!" He was loud, and everyone present could
plainly hear what he was up to. Just as he got to the next one,
the fellow came out. "Clean your ass, sir?"
   "WHAT?!"
   "Clean your ass. You just took a big shit, didn't you? Let
me lick out your hole so it'll be real clean. You wouldn't want
to go into the orgy room and have some guy get pissed off when
he rims you, would you? I'll clean it real good for you. Suck
any leftover shit right offa there! How 'bout it?"
   "What are you, a fuckin' shit-eater?"
   "You got that right!" someone said.
   "Yes, sir, I sure am! I love to lick shit--manshit,
boyshit, my own shit. I'll suck a hot steamy turd out of any or
every delicious rectum in this room. Any of you guys hafta
shit, or just have smelly assholes, just come over here and
stick your butt in my face." There was much sincerity in his
frantic gushing. "Or at least maybe let me watch your turds
come out. Squat over the toilet and just let me watch and smell
'em--I won't touch. Or farts--I LOVE FARTS! Come on, somebody
fart in my face til a tasty turd comes along. How 'bout you,
sir? Got a stinky fart for a desperate old fart-sniffer?"
   Old? The man wasn't that old. Maybe late 30's, early 40's.
Short, but not all that bad-looking, but his demeanor was a
definite turnoff. I just stared in amazement.
   "Seen him lick a toilet seat once," a guy standing next to
me said, chuckling.
   "I heard that!" the man turned and said. "Hell, if you'd
seen the cute boy that had just taken a sweet healthy crap,
you'd have gone in and licked that seat yourself," he laughed.
"But I'm not making excuses. I lick these toilet seats all the
time, hoping some of you guys might've scraped a little shit on
them. At least I get some nice grimy butt sweat. You bastards
won't let me eat it out of your holes!"
   "Are you serious, Mister?" a guy near him asked, perplexed.
   "TRY ME!" the man lewdly stuck out his tongue and wiggled
it around in circles.
   "OK," the man said calmly, then pulled his towel away and
presented his naked buttocks. Immediately, the guy was behind
him, wrenching his cheeks apart and noisily slopping his tongue
up and down the asscrack. He pulled away only once, to ask,
"Got a nice turd for me?" He was ready to have the guy shit
right in his mouth while we watched!
   "Sorry," said the man with a grin on his face. "Just a
cleanup, please. You mean if I did have to shit, you'd take it
right here in front of everyone!"
   "SURE! I LOVE HAVING GUYS WATCH ME LICK TURDS OUT
OF ANOTHER GUY'S ASSHOLE! You'd be surprised. It only takes
seeing one guy, then others want to do it. I can chew 'em right
down, or go slow and easy and let you watch me lick the
assjuice off of them. I like 'em big, dark and hard...or brown
and creamy soft. I like 'em sweet and aromatic out of a
boybutt, or manshit that's so pungent it makes my eyes smart.
GOD, HOW I LOVE THE SMELL OF SHIT COMING OUT OF A GUY'S
GAPING ASSHOLE!"
   "Man, what a fuckin' pervert!" some guy said. "The
management let you do this?"
   "I OWN THE PLACE, SMARTASS! That's why I bought it...so I
could eat shit without getting thrown out of every place. How
'bout it, you look like your ass could produce some mighty fine
tasting turds."
   Someone else walked into the room, while others left in
disgust. He walked toward a middle cubicle.
   "Gonna take a shit?" the man asked him.
   "Uh, yeah. What's it to ya?"
   "Well, I'm a hungry shit-eater and I'd sure be pleased if
you'd just stuff your big turd right in my mouth instead of
wasting it in the toilet."
   The man laughed, and looked around. "He serious?!"
   "He's very serious," several said.
   "What the fuck. Come on!"
   "Can everyone watch, sir? They'd sure like to."
   "Uh...why not? Ain't no shit offa my ass!" he chuckled.
"How do you want me? I can't wait much longer."
   "Um, if you'd be so kind as to squat on the toilet seat.
That way everyone can get a good look as you squeeze that
delicious thing out."
   "Yeah? You'll think it's delicious, alright. I've had
rotten farts all day long."
   "Fine with me!"
   The door was propped open and the man removed his pants. He
let the guy have a few preliminary licks at his rank hole, then
he hopped up on the toilet seat and held onto a bar in back.
Everyone in the room crowded around the cubicle doorway to get
a gander. Two guys already had boners pushing their towels up.
   As he lowered himself, the older man knelt on the floor
looking up. As soon as that open asshole came his way he
started to lick inside. He had his tongue poked up that hole,
working it around in tiny circles licking on the inner sides of
his asshole. Then that murky pit began to expand and open up.
And we all knew why. It was a big turd on the inside pushing
against his rectal opening, causing the whole anus to enlarge
and spread apart. His tongue began to move in wider and wider
circles as the heated asshole pulled aside. He sloshed his
tongue all around the puffy folds of the massive, gaping
opening.
   I screwed up my face, imagining the putrid air the man must
be breathing from that unholy alleyway, just as my prick poked
its way from between the flaps of my towel! I just let it be.
Why the hell not? There were stiff cocks rising all around me.
It wasn't as if I were in the middle of Grand Central Station
...though it kinda seemed that way. There were at least eight
or nine of us crowding around, peering over the partitions,
anxious to get a good look at this.
   I couldn't believe something could so disgust and excite
me at the same time. I stopped wondering at the air he was
breathing, because I was soon forced to wonder about the taste.
That exploring tongue was no longer flapping around in blank
space--the man was now slopping it around the brown object
slowly emerging from the guy's asshole...a big fat smelly
turd! The fellow was grunting like he was constipated,
causing his turd to escape slowly and perhaps painfully.
   "SLUP! SLUP! SLUK!" The filthy man made disgustingly
obscene noises as he wantonly licked on the man's extruding
shit. All had been quiet before this, as we all watched
intently to see what the man would actually do. Now that he
was doing it. Gasps, groans, and salacious comments abounded.
   "FUCK! HE'S DOING IT!"
   "HE'S LICKING HIS TURD!"
   "YEECH!"
   "GAWD, I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!"
   "THEN STOP LOOKING, DICKHEAD!"
   "EAT THAT SHIT, YOU FUCK!"
   "INCREDIBLE!"
   By now, about five inches of thick turdmeat was hanging out
of the guy's asshole, and our friend was sucking on the end of
it while he rested his fingers along the underside to keep it
steady. Then I heard a squeaky young voice from behind me.
   "I think that looks like fun!" I turned to see the young
boy I'd seen in the hallway drinking piss.
   "You wanna shit in his mouth next, kid?" some guy asked
him.
   "No, man. I wanna do THAT! I WANNA LICK A TURD! I never
tried it."
   With a loud, satisfied grunt the man quickly expelled
another 3-4 inches, then squeezed off as it fell from his ass.
The kneeling man now needed both hands to hold the long, nearly
9-inch turd. He still had his mouth over the end of it, but
quickly pulled it out--only to turn it around and wrap his lips
over the other end as if the part that was deeper up the man's
rectum tasted better! It was obviously softer because, after
the man shuffled around, resting his head back on the toilet
bowl and smiling up at us while taking long, lascivious licks
along the column, he put his mouth back over that soft end
and began to eat the man's shit! More groans and gasps were
heard, but still no one left the scene.
   Breathlessly, the man, who had gotten down from the toilet,
stood there staring at the guy contentedly eating away on his
turd. "PUT IT DOWN!" he ordered.
   The man looked up, surprised, and gulped down the mouthful
he'd just pulled off. "Wha...why? I want to eat it all while
it's warm!"
   "So put it in the fuckin' microwave, asslick! I gotta go."
He straddled the man's face, looking toward us and bending
over. "Lick my asshole clean, fucker! I gotta go straight
to work. Clean me up. Then you can sit and suck shit all
night long for all I care!"
   The man rested the turd in his lap and shot his tongue up
the guy's hole--lapping it clean. Looking at us, the guy got an
evil smirk on his face and asked, "You guys like the show?"
   Various comments were made to his query, but one was
astonishing.
   The young boy looked at him and said, "Boy, mister, you
sure got pretty looking turds!"
   "Well, kid, if you like it so much go help the old fart
lick it up after I'm gone."
   "Naw," the kid replied, "I'm gonna get me a fresh one for
myself!"
   "Hey, you're the Piss Boy, aren't you?" one regular asked.
   "I like guys to piss down my throat, if that's what you
mean," he said snottily.
   "Like it?" the fellow laughed. "I've seen this kid in the
showers getting pissed on by seven guys! Every time I see him,
he's drinking urine. Pissed in your mouth once, myself."
   "I wouldn't know," the boy said sarcastically.
   "I'm just surprised...you know...that as much as you dig
THAT you haven't gotten into eating guys' shit. I always
thought you were the filthiest boy I'd ever seen."
   "Yeah, well...hey, wait a minute! I remember you. You're
the guy who likes licking dirty feet. You pissed in my mouth
while tonguing the grunge from between that black guy's toes!
Is it true that you once tongued out a guy's nose and had him
shoot snot into your mouth?"
   "Yeah, I--uh--get carried away once in a while. But I never
ate shit! Anyway, you want me to shit in your mouth, kid? I'll
do it."
   "No. But this man can." He reached out and stroked my cock!
Just then, the man who'd shitted broke us up on his way out. We
all turned our attention back to the man on the floor, who was
making a big deal out of showing us how much he loved what he
was eating.
   "Took a nice dump for me, didn't he, fellas?" he said
between bites. "I LOVE TO EAT A GUY'S HOT STEAMY DUMP! Any
of YOU guys want to get your bowels in an uproar--I'll have this
down in a jiffy. Don't worry, I can take it. My record is nine
turds in one sitting. Of course, the last one was mine!"
   The boy had slipped his hand up the back of my towel and
was playing with my asshole. I felt strange. Strangely turned
on by all of this. The youngster was cute, even if he was jaded
and suggesting I engage in a filthy act with him.
   "So, let's see you do that, you old reprobate!" someone
suggested.
   "Show us. Eat your own shit!"
   Slowly, the boy and I began to back our way to the exit.
But not before seeing the man lick his fingers clean, hop up
and turn around, squatting. Then, like a circus geek, he
quickly shot out a little turd into his own hands. Obviously in
his glory at having an interested audience, he sat up on the
toilet seat and plopped it into his mouth, his cock sticking
out--hard as steel--evidence of his pleasure.
   "That's it?" someone howled. "That little thing?!"
   "I save my own for emergencies. I'm here for YOURS! Who's
next?" The show ended, and people started to scatter. The man
looked frustrated, then caught sight of us. He came over all
smiles.
   "Gonna give it a try, Junior?" he asked my companion. "You
guys mind if I watch?"
   "Get lost," the boy said, none too pleasantly. "I don't
want you horning in. You'll suck it down before I even get to
see it!"
   He had a room down the hall. As he lifted his leg and
slipped the elastic keyband from his ankle, I remembered I'd
forgotten to take the piss I'd originally gone in there for.
Then I realized who I was with, and figured it wouldn't be a
problem. But I decided to play dumb to keep from hurting his
feelings. Once inside, he turned and locked it.
   "Hell, I forgot to piss while I was there. That's what I
went in for, but I got so wrapped up in that sick--uh, that
display."
   "No problem!" he smiled, sitting on the small bed.
"Come're, stud, stand between my legs. I'll drain your lizard!"
   "Y-you sure?" I asked, happily surprised that he suggested
it so readily. Seeing him do it before had excited me at the
idea.
   He pulled my towel away, and sensuously handled my cock.
For a young guy he sure had a nice touch. But then I figured
he'd probably handled a lot of pricks if he spent much time in
this place.
   "Feels good, fella," I cooed, "but if you get me hard I'll
never relax enough."
   "Mmmm, sorry. But that's a hellofa nice cock you got! Ok,
you relax and I'll handle the faucet. Think of waterfalls.
Better yet, think of pissing in my mouth!"
   I closed my eyes after watching his mouth slip over my soft
cock. With two fingers, he prepared to apply pressure to stop
the flow. Luckily, I had to go bad so it didn't take long for
me to feel the impending stream enter my urethra. In two
seconds I'd be beyond stopping.
   "OK!" I opened my eyes. I watched his cheeks bloat as he
caught my first spray. Quickly, he squeezed hard, savoring the
flavor of the first mouthful. Then he got down to business. His
fingers squeezed and released, squeezed and released, as he
drank down my hot piss! The kid was a pro at this. He didn't
lose a drop. Watching him made my cock get semi-hard. At one
point he took a deep breath and jammed it back into his mouth
and just let the piss flow down his throat--straight into his
belly. He did this several times, taking the bulk of it this
way. Then he returned to his squeeze and drink technique,
taking the last streams in small doses in order to enjoy the
taste more.
   Pulling off, he looked up at me. "Can we suck and fuck
after you...you know. You still want to, don't you?"
   "Y-you mean...shit?" He seemed--and I guess he was--just as
virginally nervous about it as I was. "Yeah, I guess so. If you
want me to."
   "Well, now that we're alone I feel kinda funny about it.
But I sure wanted to...I DO WANT TO...do it. I want to try
everything. There's nothing I've ever tried that I didn't like.
First guy ever pissed in my mouth, I coulda killed him!
But...the next time we were together I asked him to do it
again. It made me hotter thinking about it afterwards than it
did when it happened, you know? This time I want to try
something different, without being forced, and get to enjoy it
the first time."
   "H-how do you know you will enjoy it?" I asked. "It's
pretty uh...radical, isn't it?"
   "Yeah, I guess it is! But, I--well, I like licking a guy's
butt, and most of the time I like the way a guy's asshole
smells...so I figure maybe I'm missing out on something good."
   "Even though most guys don't do it?" I suggested,
rationally.
   "Hell, most guys won't drink piss. Seems things most guys
won't do are things most guys haven't even tried. So...I wanna
try. Get it?"
   "Ha! I understand...but YOU'RE gonna get it! I'm new at
this too, but tonight I'm game for anything. I think."
   "Turn around, let me see your ass." He helped swirl me
around til my butt was in his face.
   "Oh, jeez! I just remembered," I warned him. "I never did
get to hit the showers. I'm probably pretty grungy down there!"
   He burst out laughing. Then so did I. "It hardly matters,
does it? That's even good. If I can't stand it the way it is I
sure won't be able to do what I plan on doing. BEND OVER!"
   It was automatic--worrying about the condition of my
asshole when someone's about to rim me. How silly, I thought,
being concerned with that when a guy's said he wants to lick
my turd! I felt a total freedom, just then, and really bent over
far, pushing my ass in his face. I didn't care if it smelled.
My dick tingled, hoping it DID smell!
   "PRETTY ASSHOLE!" he cried out, just before I felt his nose
nuzzling at my hole.
   I didn't know what was 'pretty' about it, but I was glad he
liked it. And he sure didn't mind the smell, cause I could hear
him sniffing at me in long, drawn out inward breaths. Many of
them. When you smell something you don't like--one sniff is
enough. He liked it. He kept sniffing at my hole and the
pleasure he derived there was giving him a boner. I could see
it between my legs as it rose up from his young crotch quite
impressively. This I could understand. I loved the odor from a
hot guy's sweaty anus myself, and imagined how wonderfully
musky HIS would be. I intended to find out.
   "Gawd, I'm glad you didn't shower!" he cried. "Your
butthole's really spicy. Just right to put me in the mood."
   He pulled me apart and started to lick at it. Up and down
my crack he slobbered all over my gamey-scented backside. His
soft hands felt incredible running up and down my hips, working
my buns apart, pulling my cheeks back tightly to his mouth. I
let out a loud gasp as his tongue stabbed up into my rectum.
In a flush of smutty vulgarity, I willed my anal muscles to
totally relax--letting him dig in deeply. I'd never enjoyed a
rimjob so much before. Perhaps it was because he wasn't doing
it simply to 'perform analingus' for my--our--mutual pleasure.
Oh, he was doing that, too! He'd obviously spent many moments
with his tongue up guys' shitual orifices--he was enjoying it
so much. I was familiar with the kneading, luxuriating move-
ments of hands and tongue. I'd spent long, delirious moments
myself in his position, worshipping some guy's delightfully
fragrant asshole. He liked this stuff, and desperately wanted
to fall onto the bed and get us wrapped up into a ball so we
could mutually dig in and suck out each other's delicious
assholes!
   But the boy had a purpose--and he hadn't forgotten it, even
if I had. He motioned me onto the bed--shoulders down/ass up.
He settled behind me, sitting back on his heels, fondling my
ass lovingly.
   "Oh, man, this just might happen!" he said excitedly. "You
got a really nice ass, man, so smooth and creamy. Your crack
tasted good, and I don't ever remember a better smellin' hole!
You really got me going. If I'm ever gonna be ready to lick a
guy's turd--I'm ready now!"
   And I was ready--and willing--to do it. Still, I was
apprehensive. I mean, it was an awful thing to do--to take a
shit in a guy's face! And it was so personal. Nobody'd ever
watched me shit before. Even Mommy'd only cleaned my diapers
after the fact. He'd be the first person to actually witness it
as it happened!
   "Y-you sure?" I felt obligated to ask, but hoping he
wouldn't change his mind.
   "Fuck, man, I don't know. But I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
lick on it! I'll decide later whether I like it or not."
He grabbed my buttocks. "Now go slow and let it out."
   I began to strain, testing my muscles. I could do it easily
but it might take some control to do it slowly. Tentatively, I
pushed. I heard a click. My ass has made a lot of strange
noises in its time, but a 'click' was not one of them. It was
followed by another 'click'.
   "What the hell do YOU want?" I heard my friend ask. I
looked around.
   "Don't mind me. I'm just an observer!" The dirty man from
the bathroom had entered and closed the door behind him. He was
obviously excited.
   "Come on, man. SPLIT!" the boy ordered. "How'd you get in?"
   "Give it up, Junior," the man said--sure of himself. "I run
the place, remember? And you're under age! I'm the guy who gave
the word to let you in. You wanna keep up your whoring? Don't
give me any shit!" He laughed, "Sorry, bad choice of words.
Actually, I'd love for you to give me shit! Don't worry, I
won't interfere with another guy's gleaming of a turd. I just
want to see you do it. No reason for either of you to feel
uncomfortable with me watching. You've already watched me
eating shit. Go ahead, Junior. No need to feel inhibited
because of me. You go ahead and do whatever you want with his
hot turd. I'll encourage you and even give you pointers! Just
think of me as your mentor."
   The man had the kid by the balls--figuratively--and I left
it up to him. He was an unwelcomed intrusion, but having
watched him gobble up shit earlier, he wouldn't hinder me.
   "Sheesh!" the kid sighed, resignedly. "You really gonna
keep your hands off?"
   "I told you. I don't interfere with another shit-eater
doin' his business. I'll just be a horny observer."
   "I NEVER SAID I WAS GONNA EAT IT!" he cried, defensively.
   "Calm down, lad," the man chuckled. "Just do whatever you
want with it. I understand you're a novice. Go ahead and enjoy
it. Smell it, taste it, lick it...just let it plop outta his
ass if you want. I'm here for clean-up detail if you need me.
Now get your horny senses back in focus. You spend half your
life drinkin' piss in my hallways--stick your face back up his
pretty ass and forget me!"
   Afraid Junior's trepidation might ruin everything, I
wiggled my ass suggestively and blurted out, "Fuck him, man!
Lick my ass--I got somethin' for you. Go for it. Forget him, or
do it so good you make him jealous."
   "Yeah!" He gobbled up my hole--sniffing up my fragrance to
get back into the mood. It did the trick. He got down to eating
me out and really started to scarf at my ass. I loosened up
immediately, and started to push. My turd pushed aside my anus
and poked out. I held it there.
   "Oh, man--there it is! Uh, umm, whadda I do?" he cried,
excited but unsure at the suddeness of it all.
   "LICK IT, KID!" the man offered.
   "Oh, of course," he agreed, as if just remembering his original plan.
   I could feel his face back there, but I couldn't see
anything. So I welcomed the man's helpful outbursts.
   "That's it. Lick that sucker!" The sound of his voice told
me he was getting closer for a better look. "Ah! Work that
tongue. Right up at his hole--lick it while it comes out. Now, put your 
hand on it so it doesn't all fall out at once. Make it last. You wanna lick 
and suck on it fresh from his gaping anus. MARVELOUS!!"
   I could feel 'Junior' working his hot tongue around my hole
and obviously licking what was coming out of there. The
pressure of his hand was good. Otherwise, I would have bolted
my turd from the excitement. It gave him time to lick up and
down the stinky column. I knew this was happening from the
man's descriptive encouragements. It was so exciting, I
involuntarily squeezed off. My asshole shut closed and the boy
was left holding my well-licked turd.
   "WELL?" the man cried. "Time of truth. Stuff it in your
mouth and eat his hot shit--or give it to me!"
   "Uh, here," the boy said quickly, handing it off to the
man.
   "Oooh, thanks! Now put your mouth up to his asshole, kid,
and let him shoot the rest of it into your mouth. Eat it or
don't, But you've gotta experience having a man actually shit into your 
mouth. DO IT!"
   I felt Junior's lips around my anus. His body bent down--
his mouth flush with my gaping hole. I pushed hard and expelled
more than a mouthful of shit. It broke off again, and not
wanting to stop, I let loose and plopped out a few more turlets
onto the bed. I turned around quickly. Junior had his mouth
stuffed with turd--a surprised look on his face. The man
crouched on the floor was watching delightedly while he licked
the big turd he was holding.
   Seeing me now watching him, Junior blushed. But instead of
expelling my turd from his mouth, he brought his hand up and
held it securely. Looking forlorn, he nevertheless seemed
reluctant to give up the turd in his mouth. That's OK, I smiled
at him. Carry on.
   "SUCK IT!" I gasped. "Suck it while I blow you." I bent
down to his middle and took his rock hard cock in. It was a big
cock and I laved my tongue over it before quickly engulfing it.
I knew I didn't have much time--sweet pre-cum was leaking from
his fat knob profusely. Feeling it throb violently, I put my
mouth over it and sucked on down the shaft. He blasted a
torrent of hot cockjuice straight down my throat. All the time
his body was rocking back and forth as he happily sucked turd.
   After swallowing his huge load, I started to lift up. I
heard him say, "Enough!" I looked up to see him hand my shit
over to the man crouching on the floor. "Take this!" The man
received it in both hands. Plainly, he'd already devoured my
first turd. That didn't stop him from shoveling more shit into
his mouth.
   I looked up at the kid, questioningly. He smiled, with a
thoroughly wanton look on his face. He nodded, silently, as if
to say, Yyes, I sucked on your turd and I liked it! Then he grabbed my face 
and brought his mouth down to me. Seeing remnants of my shit on his lips, I 
turned sideways. He pulled
me back again and mashed his mouth to mine! I hadn't come yet,
and was still in a highly excited state. Fuck it, I thought.
He's so pretty I just wanna suck his lips..even if I hafta lick
my own shit off of them!
   "Wonderful!" the man cried. "Marvelous! That was very
exciting, and quite tasty, too, I might add. You're gonna be an
even bigger hit after this, kid."
   "HEY! Keep it quiet, willya? I don't wanna be treated
around here like you are! Now will you leave us alone?"
   "Sure, kid. Thanks for the treat." He let himself out after
licking his fingers clean, and relocked the door.
   "He's quite a pest, isn't he?" I chuckled.
   "Yeah, but he sure came in handy for cleaning up!" he
laughed. "Speaking of cleaning up, lemme at it again so I can
make your sweet hole sparkle. Obviously, I liked it. I should
feel embarrassed--but I can't be with you--not after that!"
   "OK," I quickly agreed and sprawled on the bed, "but this
time sit your butt on my face. I want to eat out your asshole
at the same time."
   "Want me to shit?!" he kidded, once his butthole was
pressed against my lips.
   "NO!" I cried, then caught the teasing expression on his
face as he glanced over his shoulder. "You little prick! You
had me scared there. I've been looking forward to rimming your
sweet butt too much to have it ruined."
   "You know, guy? It really wasn't as bad as you'd think."
   "Yeah? Well, in that case I'll do it--in my dreams!"
   He laughed, and did the breast stroke between my legs,
pulling them up and back spreading my ass apart to give him
room to lap at my dirty hole. Once he clamped his mouth over my
anus, he scooched his butt in my face. I laved his smooth
cheeks with my tongue, and quickly moved inward, following the
heat and fragrance of his shithole.
   Well, I wrote the article...leaving out the identity of a
certain participating character...but you can see why it wasn't
printed. My editor, however, stuffed a copy into his briefcase.


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