Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:26:37 -0800 (PST) From: Paul Garde Subject: Czech Men Don't Piss (gay males stories, urination) This is a follow up to my story on the boots in Antwerp Belgium, It took me a while to go back to a gay fetish club but I eventually went to Prague where I visited Club Alcatraz I arrived there on Thursday night and went to the gay bar which is next to the club. After having a drink for courage I went down to the club. The entrance is through a door in the bar which leads into a dark alleyway and down the stairs where you ring the bell. The doorman opened the door for me straight away. He didnt speak much english but through a mixture of broken english and showing me a flyer he told me it was a naked party night and the strictly enforced dress code was naked. He gave me a black trash bag to put my clothes, wallet and other stuff in and a slip to claim it back at the end of the night. I had brought a small plastic bag to keep the slip dry after learning my lesson the hard way at the boots (not that the staff at the boots made a big deal out of it but it was hard for them to read the number as it was piss soaked) I undressed left my clothes with the doormen keeping only a plastic bag to put my docket and shoes in ( you have to wear shoes ever on naked night so I took a bag to leave them in beside the tub. I went to explore the club looking for the advertised Piss room. I walked around and could not find it at first but the second time I noticed a bathtub in a smalll prison cell the tub was behind bars with a half gate open. I immediately climbed in expecting a rush of pissers like the time I climbed into the tub at the boots but nothing happened. I waited patiently as it was still a little early. After about a half hour a man walking past noticed me and walked back into the cell. He stood in front of me pointing his dick at my chest but nothing happened. He shrugged his shoulders I guess to tell me he could not piss and left. Quite a while later a young hot guy came in and asked in broken English (from his accent,I think he was actually Spanish and just Visiting Prague like me) what I wanted. I said piss on me. He said what so I just said PISS. He then repeated PISS, PISS and i nodded. He stood in front of me like he was going to piss on me and I could see him straining desperately to piss, he moaned several times but nothing came. He tried this several times and after a while I got a short splash of his piss on my chest. He kept trying but could not piss anymore. He then left. He came back about 20 minutes later saying I have piss for you now. He climbed onto the side of the tub holding himself up by grabbing the prison cell bars so his dick was over my head level as I was kneeling in the tub. He stood over me laughing do you want Drink, I said yes, He said what you want drink, some cola maybe, I said no, piss. He was still having trouble pissing but after straining for about 2 minutes he let out a short splash only about 3 seconds long which hit my face and mouth. He said now there is piss for you and laughed. He was desperately trying to piss on me but was having trouble. All I got was a few short splashes but he kept asking you want a drink?. A really hot guy came into the cell and he took hold of his dick and pointed at me and then put his arm around him encouraging him to piss on me. He did not seem really into it but I think he was trying but could not piss as he was erect. This went on for a short while and when he could piss no more he left. I kneeled in the tub for quite some time and then the first guy who tried to piss on me came back. He pissed on my chest but again it was only short spurts but they did last longer than the other guys. when he finished he put his hand on my face and gave me an affectionate rub. I waited for at least another hour and a half and noobdy else came into the cell so I left and went back to my hotel. I went back on Friday evening because I had heard that the Club was more crowded on Fridays and Saturdays so I was hopeful of getting more action this time. Again it was disappointing, I was in the tub for at least 30 minutes before anyone came in. A hot guy in Police uniform came in and said something in Czech, I just replied Piss and he said, Piss? Moment, and left. I took "moment" as meaning he had no piss right now but would be back this got me excited but he never came back. After a while a young slim guy who was fairly hot dressed in skater clothes (baggy jeans and black jacket over a hoodie) came in and spoke to me in Czech (I think) I just said Piss and like the guy the night before he started laughing and saying loudly you want Piss, over and over. He walked up and down the cell and finally stood in front of me unzipped his jeans and pulled his dick out of his shorts and pointed it at me. From here on it was a case of Deja Vu all over again. He let out a short splash and he kept straining but all he could manage was a few splashes here and there. He was moaning loudly trying to piss on me. He kept saying you want drink my piss and then stood on the side of the tub like the guy the night before. After trying for about ten minutes to piss on me he left but came back after a short while. I assumed he had gone off and drank a lot and was tingling with pleasure thinking I was going to get a proper soaking but his dick was less productive this time. Again only a few splashes which he aimed at me closed mouth. He stood down off the tub and stood in front of me moaning loudly trying to piss but nothing more was coming. He then stood up on the tub again and while it was hot looking up at his dick pointing at my face nothing was coming despite his best efforts. His moaning did draw some attention and one guy came in to watch. He seemed really turned on and was getting as frustrated as me at the lack of piss. He had a coke in his hand and gave it to him to drink to encourage piss but nothing happened. While watching him unbutton his jeans and pull his dick out of his shorts got me hot and kneeling under him looking up at his dick expecting it to piss all over me at any minute had me trembling with excitment at first it was getting boring. I though maybe the other guy in the cell or maybe one of the guys watching outside may have been waiting to piss on me after he was finished so at this stage if he could not piss I wanted him to leave so someone else could get a chance. He stood there for about 20 minutes but nothing more came. He obviously wanted to piss on me but had none to give. The other guys all had hard ons and that explains why they could not piss but his dick was soft. He gave up and left after a while. He did walk past the cell a few times with a coke in this hand and would raise the glass at me and nod. I took this was meaning that he was filling up on piss for me later but he never came back. I waited there another two hours hoping either he or the guy in police uniform would come back but neither did. I started thumping the side of the tub to get the attention of guys walking past as the cell was dark and most did not see me but nobody came in. I eventually left frustrated, when I went to the bar to pay my bill a guy in the bar who had seen me in the tub shouted something in Czech and they all started laughing including the barmen. I had read very good reviews about Alcatraz but I have to say I was very disappointed. While lying in the tub waiting for my golden shower that never came I thought I should write a book called Czech men dont piss. I had heard that the staff and customers were very friendly but I found them rude and stand offish. One review said there is not much pervy action in Prague but what little there is can be found at Alcatraz well I think this club is vanilla at best. Very different to my experience at the Boots Antwerp, as soon as I lay down in the tub there about ten men rushed over and started pissing on me and there was a steady stream all night. Those hot Belgian can can really piss too, none of these little splashes here and there. They hose you down good and dont treat you like a freak for liking it. If you are looking for some hot watersports action do yourself a favor and dont go to Club Alcatraz in Prague, check out the boots, where they staff really are friendly (in a dominant way) and the men have gallons of piss and want to share it.