Date: Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:22:37 -0800 From: Rich Hairyguy Subject: Laundry Farts (scat) This story is meant for adults. It involves bareback sex and mild shit play. Remember in real life use a condom. All work is original. Copyright 2009 ----- I have a bad case of gas, which to me is good. My farts are the long and loud ripping kind and man do they reek. It's great when I'm home and can sit in my own cloud of stink but today I'm doing laundry at the laundrymat. At least no one was here. Until... I'm sitting there reading a magazine letting the air biscuits fly. I feel like I have to take a shit but there is nothing I can do until I get home. I just let one rip when I noticed a guy had walked in the door right in the middle of this long thunderous butt blast. He looked over at me, smiled and said "nice" then proceeded to walk thru the noxious cloud of my stink to the washers. Good lookin guy maybe in his 30s or so, 6 foot, stocky, beard and looked like he may have some hair on his body. He had on a pair of sweats and a dingy once white T-shirt. As he started to take his clothes out of the basket I watched to see what he was washing. First came some shirts, jeans and then his underwear. That's what I wanted to see. His underwear was like his shirt, yellowed and well worn. He dropped a pair of his drawers on the floor. I went over to pick them up; I wanted them for me and was hoping he wouldn't notice them. As I bent to pick them up I let a small squeak out, looked at him and smiled, "Sorry" I said. He told me it wasn't a problem and reached for his dirty underwear. It had a nice crunch in the pouch and a long brown stain in the back. I wanted to put them up to my nose and take a whiff. I could feel my cock getting hard looking at his stains. He noticed as well because he asked if I wanted them. Then he asked me if I wanted to smell the real thing. Hell yeah! He finished putting the rest in and started his washer. He told me to let him know if I had another fart coming. I did and I dropped my shorts and he put his nose to my poop hole. I could feel my guts churning and then felt his tongue on my hole. I let one rip, wet and loud. He groaned and started licking at my hole. I hadn't showered yet and was getting a nice cleaning from this guy. He dug his tongue in deeper in my shit chute. I let him lap up my stink like a dog and rewarded him with another ripe fart. This one made me gag a bit, and here he was sniffing and licking while I tore ass. He reached around and started to play with my dick. I pulled him up and said my turn. He turned and yanked his sweats down. He had a nice hairy ass, perfect. I stuck my nose up to his brown eye and took a whiff. He hadn't showered today and from the smell it might have been a few days. I could see that he wasn't big on wiping either. Guess I'll have to help him. I spread his cheeks and stuck my tongue up and down his nasty trench. The smell was intoxicating and I attacked his hole. The hairs around his hole had bits of his morning dump still clinging to them. I sucked them clean and dove up his pucker farther. As I did, he let one rip right in my face. It smelled like it tasted, fucking gross but so hot. I could feel the precum dripping off the tip of my cock. "Stick it in" he said. So I did. I rammed my boner up his dirty stinkhole and could feel his logs. The smell was intense. I could see his shit on my dick as I pushed in and out. I shoved it up hard one last time and creamed the inside of his guts with my cum. I pulled out and he turned and swallowed my shitty dick. He cleaned off my cum and his shit off my cock. Stood up and kissed me. He smiled at me and said "nice" one last time and went to finish his laundry. I kept his dirty underwear and have added my own shit to them. We did play again. This time at his place where things got even messier.