Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2001 23:31:03 -0500
From: rimstop naked <rimstop@hotmail.com>
Subject: Nasty Chat Buds (Urination/WS)

Nasty Chat Buds
Fiction by Dude X


I was excited...I finally was going to meet up with another dude into the
same thing as me.  Well, our fantasies were the same, that is.  I'd found
him online in the Wet and Messy chatroom of a popular gay chat site.  His
alias was CuriousDude and his profile read, "5ft9 162 brn grn 6.5 cut
looking for other dudes that fantasize about piss and watching a guy take a
dump."  I clicked on his name right away to see if he wanted to chat.  We
exchanged pleasantries.  When he asked what was I into...I wrote that I
enjoy the averages stuff, sucking and rimming, but am looking to chat about
something I don't have experience in-watching a guy go to the bathroom-so to
speak.  I don't know why I was being formal, after all, I was in a scat and
piss chat room.  He replied back he was into the same, more bluntly writing,
"yeah I'd like to watch someone take a big dump, too."  It turned out each
of us had watched ourselves take a dump in front of a mirror millions of
times. Also, we were both into drinking or tasting our own piss, but were
both bored with self play.  He asked if I wanted to meet up with him so we
could watch each other go to the toilet.  I then got major butterflies in my
stomach.  I nervously typed "yes."  By that time, I'd pulled out my dick and
started to stroke it in between typing sentences--you know, the one-hand
typist bit.

After chatting a bit, we realized we could meet four days later when we were
both off.  We chatted a few more times that week before meeting.  Each time
after chatting, I was a horny fucker. Later in the day I would go to work
and be thinking of what our first meeting was going to be like.  It was all
I could do to concentrate on my work.  All kinds of nasty scenarios flashed
in my mind.  We never did chat about what we were actually going to do once
we got together.

Two days before we were to meet, I sat on my bed jacking off.  This was
after another hot chat session with my new nasty bud.  I had the urge to
shit for an hour or so, but had ignored it.  I decided to shit right there
on my bed on a towel.  Why not practice for next week?

I rolled out a towel and squat over it.  From my wall mirror, I could see my
hole open up and push forth several hazel nut sized nuggets.  Finally at the
end after many more nuggets, came a semisoft log, about five inches long and
about as thick as a corn dog.  It was knotted at one end and smooth at the
end where I'd pinched it off with my ass ring.  Here I was--just where I'd
been so many times before, sitting over a steaming pile jacking off.  I
hated the smell, that was not a turn on, but I really wanted to know what it
was like to take a fast lick off my turds.  I'd read lots of stuff in the
'net about guys eating it and stuff.  I had no desire to eat it, but wanted
to know what it tasted like.  I'd been in this position many times before,
but never had gone further.  As many times as I had fantasized about it, I
could never bring myself to tasting a turd.  My dick was feeling good, I was
horny, and with the thought of watching another dude dump, I went for it!

I bent my head down, picked up a nugget, and put my tongue on it.  Well, it
barely had a taste!  It tasted like the clay I'd tasted as a kid from art
class.  Kind of earthy.  I licked again.  I knew after that, I'd never be
the same!  I put the turd in my mouth and left it on my tongue and jacked
off.  I came so hard I thought I was going to faint.  I shot more cum that I
had in years!

Immediately, I spit out the turd in the trash can and hauled ass to the
restroom.  I spit for a bit in the sink and took a towel and wiped my tongue
off.  There was a brown residue there, but not much.  I took some antiseptic
Listerine and washed my mouth out for several minutes.  My hands were a
little shaky.  I had always figured I would gag or vomit afterwards or
during such an experience, but nothing happened.  I was still hard, however.
  In fact, that evening, I repeated the same thing and didn't feel so shaken
up over it afterwards.

When I tasted my turds that evening, they were darker, a little bitter.  I
still came like a geyser.  However, while chatting with my buddy that night,
I decided not to relay what I'd done for fear I'd scare him off.  After all,
we wanted to dump for each other, but neither suspected any oral to shit
contact.  We had chatted about watching each other make turds, even maybe
jacking off with shit, but we never talked about putting the stuff in our
mouths!

Finally, the big night came.  I had invited my new bud to my apartment.  He
said his name was Jack  I decided to have on a pair of boxers and white
T-shirt on when he arrived.  I had put off taking a shit that afternoon and
had to go really bad.  I was very nervous, too.  I was afraid even though I
currently felt like I was going to shit in my shorts, what would happen if I
got shy and couldn't shit later...or even worse, what if somebody were to
throw up?  I was imagining all the things that could go wrong.  I decided to
relax with some good weed,.  After I had smoked half a joint, the doorbell
rang.  I jumped to attention, almost dropping the lit joint on the floor.  I
nervously opened the door.  He was cute!  He had understated his description
on the chat.  He had an almost shy buy naughty look about him.  He offered
his hand for a handshake and said hello.  Our eyes met with an instant
attraction to each other.

I took another minute to look at him over.  He was in knee-length shorts
with Doc Marten boots with a white T-shirt on as well.  He looked almost
like a skater punk crossed with preppy style.  He had a nice Celtic tattoo
on his calf, too.  My dick sprang to attention, so I led him in and we sat
down.  Jack asked if he smelled weed, that he sure could use some.  I handed
him the joint and a lighter.  I could tell he needed to calm down too.
After some chit chat and more smoking, we were relaxed.  I could tell,
however, that I was going to half to make the first move. I reached over to
him as he was talking and rubbed his dick through his shorts.  He was hard,
too.  I pulled off my shirt and asked him to get more comfortable.  He took
off his shirt.  He had nice arms.  He had a soft pudge growing around the
belly, but it was still nice.  I undid his shorts fly and he let them drop
to the floor, showing he was in wearing boxer underwear, too..  Then he sat
back down on the couch.  I moved to the floor, moving in between his legs so
he could prop them up either side of me on the coffee table.  Now I was on
my knees staring up at this hot dude.  He light hair on his legs--I ran my
hands up them to find that the hair  almost disappeared the higher you got.
Those shorts had to go.  I pulled off his boxers and up sprang a nice fat
cock.  It was about 6.5 inches, and fat.  Just my favorite size.

I moved up and took a lick from his balls up the shaft and stuck my tongue
in his piss hole.  He moaned loudly, with a big smile on his face.  I went
for it and stuck the whole dick in my mouth.  I hadn't had a dick in my
mouth for a long time, but that's not why Jack came over.  So, after about
almost 8 minutes of giving him head, I backed up a little and spread his
legs some more.  Here he was, on his back, legs on the coffee table, and
spread so I could now see his fine hole.  It was a beautiful dark pucker.
There was light hair around it, but just enough hair to leave a wonderful
oval clearing in the middle.  I  kissed his hole -- it was a closed-mouth
kissed done two or three times.  I loved the firmness of the pucker on my
soft lips.  I took a really long savoring lick of his   hole.  It tasted a
little like soap.  I began to lick and then French kiss his ass.  He was
moaning like he was delirious.  I was really getting in that hole, I was
trying to force my tongue in more when he tensed up and moved back.

"What's wrong dude?"

"Man, I gotta fart!" he said.

"Well, then fart, stud." I replied.

All he needed was the cue.  With my face still inches from his butthole, he
let out a loud fart.  I felt its heat on my nose.  It really didn't stink
too much.  I told him I wanted more farts.  He giggled a little.  As his
butt opened for the next fart, I put my mouth over his hole and let it go in
my mouth.  He was a little taken back.

"Did you just eat my fart dude?

"Yeah." I said with a big grin.

"You're so hot man...."  He answered.

I told him I wanted what he came over for.  We moved to the floor and 69'ed
a little while.  We sucked each others cock, balls, and ass for a little
while.  Finally, I heard what I'd been wanting to hear for an hour.  "Man, I
gotta take a shit now!"

He got back on the couch with his legs on the coffee table, me on my knees
again.  I got up really close to see the action.  After some more dizzying
farts, I saw his hole starting to pooch out.  His pink ring started to swell
and then open up.  I began to see a tip of brown sticking out.  I put my
hands under his hole to catch my winnings.  A small nugget popped out into
my hand.  It was nice and warm.  A few more small nuggets popped out again.
He was breathing heavily.  "Dude, I don't know if I can shit real fast...It
feels like there's a lot inside but it won't come out!"

"I believe you," I said.  "Maybe I can coax it out!"  With that said, I bent
down and started to fulfill one of my all time favorite fantasies: licking
out a  hole that just shit!

He was not expecting this, and he moved to watch me.  I bent over and
started to lick his ass clean.  I didn't even see any residue from the
nuggets, but smelt some.  I licked away at an almost tasteless ass.  At
first, I just flicked my tongue on his butthole's edge--I was jacking my
dick at the same time.  I really went for it and stuck my tongue in his ass
ring.  Surprisingly, my tongue had to force its way in, so I pushed harder.
Suddenly my tongue slipped way in past the ring.  As my tongue popped in, it
found a hard turd positioned there blocking my tongue further entrance to
his butt tunnel.  I sucked on his hole for a minute or two like I was trying
to suck out his turd.  He loved every minute of this.  He was starting to
sweat on his forehead and chest.  This was a really masculine dude. To see
his squirming like a baby all from having his shitter licked was such a
turn-on for me.

He moaned so loud that I didn't have to ask what was happening.  Out popped
the head of the turd that wouldn't let me in.  It moved out slowly and
stopped for a minute.  I thought it was now or never, so I began licking the
turd and his ass.  He started to moan and grunt, like he was  giving birth.
His turd started moving again.  It was all knobby and hard.  After three
inches pushed out, I could see how fat it was, about and inch and a half in
diameter.  I licked some of the butt slime off of it.  It began to slim down
and become smooth as it popped out of his hole in lightning speed into my
waiting hands.

"That's all I got for now," he said.

"Man, this is plenty!" I replied.

He got up and sat next to me in the floor.  He pulled me to him and we
kissed long and hard.  I pulled up his turd for him to see.

"Man, I did THAT? I never shit that big at home!"

I took his turd and gave it a long lick.

"Are you gonna be OK, not get sick?" I asked.

"I am OK as long as I don't get the too much of the stink."

"Cool, Man." I answered.  I took his 5 inch fat turd and began to lick it
for him.  With my other hand I jacked on his cock.  I knew he had a problem
with the stink but he sure didn't have any qualms about watching me lick on
his chunk of shit.  I was in a daze, myself.  His shit tasted like clay,
very earthy, not bitter at all.  I wasn't ready to eat any, I think that
would have made me gag for sure, but I licked it some more.  I knew I had to
come soon, so I laid his turd down and started to jack my own cock.  He
surprised me by pulling my head to his and laid on me one the fiercest,
deepest French kisses I'd ever had.

However, my guts started cramping, and I new it was my turn.  I put his turd
on the coffee table and then got on the table itself and started to push out
my turds on top of his.  It was a massive pile of turdlets....all sizes, no
big logs except for last one.  It was kinda knobby and hard, but with a nice
medium brown color.  I could tell he was getting up the nerve to do what I
had done.  He picked up a hand full of gum ball-sized nuggets and scooped
them into his mouth.  I started to suck him and jack myself off at the same
time.  Needless to say, we came like geysers.

Breathless and sweating, cum covered and smelling like shit, I led him to
the bathroom.  We washed out mouths out with Listerine and wiped our tongues
with an antiseptic (from a first aid kit I had).  I showed him his turd one
more time before sending it on its way and flushed it.  I told him his butt
made a work of art.

We showered and dressed.  He had errands to run and I had to study for an
upcoming exam.  We decided to definitely meet up again for more nasty fun.
I couldn't wait!

TO BE CONTINUED