Date: Wed, 07 Nov 2001 00:36:09 -0600 From: rimstop naked Subject: Nasty Chat Buds Pt 2-gay male urination Nasty Chat Buds part two Fiction By Dude X Well, it had been a week since I had met up in person with my chat bud, Jack. We had gotten nasty and tasted each others shit. We had been emailing but we didn't get back to the chat room together until a week after our sexy fun. As I entered the Wet and Messy chat room, I got a private message from Jack. He told me he couldn't get the hot time we'd had out of his head and wanted to do it again on the coming weekend. I told him no problem. As we chatted, he mentioned that before I had appeared in the chat room, an older dude had sent him a private message and a picture. Jack sent to picture to me. The man was in his late 30's, Hispanic, very handsome, and in this photo, wore a tank top. Jack sent me the guy's stats. He was short but from the description was muscular except for his stomach. I couldn't place where, but I knew I'd met this man before. I asked Jack what the man was into. He said the man's name is Ed and was into piss and some scat. I instantly imagined such a man forcing me to guzzle his piss. After some more chatting, we decided to email this guy. Jack asked him if he was interested in making two young guys get nasty and told him what we had done last week. Ed said it would be his pleasure to hook up with us. We exchanged phone numbers and called Ed on a 3-way call. When he answered the phone he had a deep sexy voice, masculine with no accent, obviously American. As the three of us chatted, I kept wondering where I'd seen this man before. We decided to meet with Ed at Jack's to feel more comfortable. Saturday would be our next nasty fun day. Again, I was distracted the rest of the week until Saturday came. I went to Jack's early so we could have a little private time. We smoked weed and then made out for an hour in just our underwear until we heard the doorbell. When the door opened, it was Ed, but he was in a uniform of the local phone company. "You were my repair man!" I shouted. He laughed and we introduced ourselves. Last month, I had no phone service for two days after construction men snagged a cable. One morning as I was leaving my apartment, he had knocked to see if I had a working line again. I told him I had to get to work but the phone had just come back on again. He smiled his sexy smiled and left. He said he remembered me and thought I was very cute. So as Ed entered the apartment, we took in his interesting body. He wore a t-shirt with the sleeve cut out and cut-off jean shorts. His legs were very muscled. He had a barrel chest and nice arms, but a small beer gut was forming. I have always thought beer bellies on fit men were hot. When he smiled you could see a mouth full of almost perfect teeth in a mouth framed by a trimmed goatee. He had dark brown eyes that twinkled wickedly, like he was being sneaky about something. "Well guys, it looks like I'm a little bit overdressed right now... Wanna help me out?" He laughed. "Sure!" We answered in unison. He lifted up his arms for Jack and I to pull off his shirt. Ed came up behind me and put those strong arms around me. He massaged my pecs and licked my neck. That sent ungodly shiver throughout my body. As he stood there feeling me up, he motioned for Jack to pull his cutoffs off. Jack didn't hesitate. I felt a big boner flop between my thighs. I looked down and saw a long brown dick poking out from just under my balls. Ed then told Jack to kiss his butt cheeks. I was wondering how his ass looked but was too busy being turned on by the hot man licking my neck and ear lobes. He started to lick inside my ear as well. He seemed to like giving orders. It was clear who was going to be in charge of this scene tonight. "That's right, caress my ass cheeks with your face, buddy." He told Jack. Jack certainly was complying. I felt those strong hands turn me around to face him. His dark eyes met mine and our lips locked together--we started to suck on each other's tongues. His saliva tasted a little sweet like coca cola. Finally he tore his lips away and told me to join my sexy friend at his ass. I hurried down to join jack in licking Ed's upper crack. The ass was almost a bubble butt and soft and hairless. We grabbed each others cock as our heads moved side by side and licked all over this dude's excellent butt cheeks. Before we could go for the asshole, he turned around and offered us his fat dick. It was about 7.5 inches and fat, and was cut. I had been expecting a Latino man to be uncut, but I was wrong. I sucked on Ed's balls while Jack took on the dick. Those low-hangers filled my mouth so that it was hard to get them both nuts inside, but I finally managed. I thought I might be hurting his balls but he was just grinning when I looked up him. "You guys are good cocksuckers, you know? Must have been practicing on each other!" We traded off and I finally got to suck on that man's pipe. I liked the idea of putting a dick in my mouth that had another guy's slobber all over it. I licked the outer coating of Jack's shiny spit before pushing that pole into my throat. I went all the way down on it until my nose touched his pubes. I started to gag and had to pull off. "I got a treat for whoever is really thirsty," he said. He pushed our heads together next to his dick and out came a little squirt of piss. Jack bumped me out of the way and pulled the dick to his open mouth, tongue out all the way. Without warning Ed let out a strong spray of piss into my buddy's mouth. It sprayed against Jack's teeth at first and splashed on to the rest of his face. He got control of the stream and made it aim right into his mouth. I heard lots of gurgling as he swallowed to keep up with the never-ending yellow stream. My mouth was watering. I was feeling left out. "Don't worry stud, I'll have more piss for you also before we're done here!" he said with a smirk on his face. As the beautiful last golden stream fizzled out, Ed looked down at Jack and said, "Show cutie how good that tastes!" Jack bent over and with a half full mouth of piss he moved to kiss me. Our mouths met and Jack let in his spit and remaining piss into my own mouth. It was very salty. God, I wanted some of that for myself next time! We Frenched until the salty piss was gone. Ed moved over to the couch. He pulled out a large piece of canvas from his backpack and covered the couch. He lay back on the couch and pulled his legs up. This exposed his asshole to us. His cheeks were smooth but there was little trace of hair in his middle crack around his butthole. He motioned for us to move closer. I moved in and started to lick his hole. It smelled like soap and butt...it was nice. His skin was dark but the butthole was a nice dark pink. Jack moved over and started to suck Ed's big nuts. I was licking the sexy puckered hole wondering if I'd get to see it shit. In mid-lick, I felt the hole open under my tongue and push out a silent fart. It wasn't really rank but stunk like a pre-shit fart. You know, the ones you keep farting when you have to shit and don't go away until you finally shit? I inhaled it deeply. It opened again to fart and I darted my tongue in the hole as far as I could. I drilled for almost a minute before I hit gold. My tongue bumped into something hard. I knew it was my lucky day. Meanwhile, Ed was just laying back, enjoying being serviced by two younger guys. Jack was alternating between cocksucking and swallowing Ed's balls. We decided to switch and I let jack suck on Ed's juicy hole for a while. I wrapped my mouth around that Latin cock and made it go as far down my throat as my gag reflex allowed. I couldn't stay long in a deep throat, but I was better with every minute. I felt Ed's whopper start to soften a little and then came a hot stream of piss down my throat. I had to move fast to avoid coughing and gagging...it was so sudden. However, I did get it situated in my mouth and swallowed the tastiest piss yet. This man must have been drinking liquids all day to prepare for us. After what seemed like forever, the piss stopped. I pulled away out of breath and with my eyes watering...He just patted me on the head and laughed. "Well guys, taking a piss usually makes me feel like I need to take a shit!" We jumped to attention. We both sat as close as possible to the stud's perfect ass. Several more long farts came out, making noise this time. We sat there massaging his fine legs and stroking his balls during the fart session, watching his hole peep open for a split second. Finally, Ed's hole started to open up more that just enough for a fart--a brown peanut shell-shaped turdlet started to pop out. It fell into my hand. Not wanting to miss the next turd deposit, I placed the little turd aside on Ed's leg, which now was stretched out and resting on the coffee table. What a hot sight, a handsome man lying back on a couch, legs spread, and taking a dump for his new buds! "Guys, I feel a big one in there, but it ain't coming out right away! It's got a mind of its own. Make my hole relax and maybe it might come out sooner," he said with a mischievous grin. With that cue, we started to lick his butthole again. I was getting off sticking my tongue in the same slot where a turd had just passed through. It tasted a little bitter. Jack surprised me by taking the little turd off Ed's leg and putting it on his round belly. Jack began to move the turd up Ed's body by pushing it with his tongue. Little by little he got it on Ed's chest. He picked it up with the suction of his lips and dropped it into Ed's waiting mouth. They started to kiss wildly with that turd in Ed's mouth. Jack got on top of him and straddled his belly. I looked up to see only Jack's cute asshole staring back down at me. I started to suck Ed's hole like there was no tomorrow. Suddenly a big pocket of fart-air filled my mouth and nose. I was taken aback and pulled away. I pulled back in time to see the crown of a fat one coming out. The end that popped out first was light brown and about an inch across. It started darkening as it hit the air. It slid out another inch and was getting wider. This dude was giving birth to a grogan, it seemed. After 3 inches were out, it was about an inch and a half thick. There was no sign of it breaking off. It was just stuck there. This was my moment. I bent over (now Jack had moved off Ed to watch the show) and kissed the end of it. My dick was so hard I thought it was going to break! "Lick my turd dude, you know it's gonna be a monster pile!" I put my lips around it and it slid out another inch. I started to jack off but had to stop myself...I didn't want to come just yet. Jack was stroking and moaning, egging me on. The turd was thick and solid in my mouth. I ran my tongue across it. It didn't even seem to dissolve easily. I pulled my mouth off it and licked some slime off it. My shitting stud just grinned back at me. He had jack watching me and had his own middle finger up Jack's ass, digging. He pulled out a dirty finger and started sucking on it. "Your buddy up here's got a full butt too, man." He said slyly. Ed was grunting and moaning at the giant shit clod shit that wouldn't budge from his hole. His forehead started to sweat. After a long pause, the turd started to move out little by little. As it fell into my hands I just stared in shock. It was about as long as Ed's dick! It was almost two inches at its fattest. Then end was tapered and softer, but not mushy. The first end that I had already tasted was solid and made of lots of compacted nuggets. I held up the prize for everyone to see. Ed had a smug, proud look on his face. "I'd like to see either of you dudes create a specimen like that!" He reached out his hand to take the prize from me. "Mmmmmm, nice and fat!" he said as he sniffed it long and hard. He started to lick it up and down like a Popsicle. "Your buddy made a tasty treat!" We sat mesmerized on either side of him like two boys in awe of their bigger brother. He pulled my and Jack's heads together and put the turd between us so we were each sucking on the opposite end, like a double-ended dildo. At that point, he brought his lips to the middle and ran his tongue all over it. By now, this dark, thick turd was shiny. We all had brown around our mouths. I couldn't believe I was doing the nastiest thing I'd ever imagined in my life with two fine men. Without any warning, Ed took a massive bite out of the turd. He swallowed the chunk whole in one gulp. Then, there came another big bite. After two more bites and gulps, the turd broke in two and we boys each had a chunk left in our mouth. First Ed turned to me and took my chunk with house mouth. After scarfing that down, he ate Jack's half. We just sat in awe watching this dark stud devouring a monster turd. At that point I came like thunder. Jack followed and Ed came last. We headed for the shower to clean up. After rinsing each other's face and body off, we had to rinse the bathtub out. Then came some stronger washing off. We soaped out shit dad down and got him spic and span with a fresh washcloth. Once we were cleaned up and dry, we headed for the patio. It was after dark now and we just sat on the porch and had a few beers. I was in a towel; jack in briefs, and Ed naked. The patio faced an empty field and was walled on either side. If anyone had strolled back there to walk their dog or something, they'd gotten an eyeful. It was still hot even though it was after sundown, so I tossed off my towel and lounged there naked, too. By that time it had been about 45 minutes since we had our nasty climax in the living room. We made small talk with Ed and each discussed how we got into nasty stuff. Ed was amazed that it was only one of our first times to get so nasty. We told him about our past experience together. It turned out he was married with kids until two months ago. He ran a landscaping business and would chat with us and other guys on his laptop during lunch breaks. After sitting there a little longer, I got off my chair and started to give Ed head. Jack sat up on the iron patio table and lay back, with his ass in Ed's face. Ed furiously began to suck out Jacks beautiful, tight hole. After a few minutes, I heard jack moan and say, "I feel a turd coming out!" Out came a nugget into Ed's mouth. As I was looking up, to my surprise my mouth started to fill with piss. There was no warning at all. I gulped for life until I had it under control. It was nice and salty. I thought of all the times I'd heard men pissing in adjacent stalls and sat listening to that hard stream hitting the water and causing a mountain of foam. Now I was getting that delicious piss! Ed was jacking off Jack and sucking on his ass, playing with the baby turd with his tongue. I heard that gulp again, knowing he had swallowed the turd. Jacking myself off and hearing that made me so hot I began to come again. I didn't shoot a big load, but the orgasm was still intense. I got up and kissed Ed's shitty mouth while he continued to stroke my buddy. I was falling in love with both of these guys. Jack started to spurt a big load as if he hadn't come an hour before. Ed and I slurped it up. For Ed's climax, he asked us to each take a foot and suck on his toes while he would jack off. I hadn't noticed until now what gorgeous feet this man had. No peeled skinned, calluses, just perfect. I grabbed the left foot and started with his big toe. After sucking all his toes I put the whole foot in my open mouth as far as I could force it. Taking my cue, Jack did the same. Suddenly, that sweating stud moaned and came all over his thigh. We didn't bother with cleaning up this time. Ed said his family went out of town to the mother in law's home. Since he wasn't going to visit his kids, we begged him to stay with us the entire weekend. We opened up Jack's sofa bed and piled in together. We tried to sleep, but someone was always fondling, kissing, or sucking something throughout the night. I went to bed with the sweet smell of fart under my nose. We decided to meet often after that night. I can never wait until the next time we meet up--how lucky I am to have to studly shit buds!