Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 19:17:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: naked guy <ihateclothes2@yahoo.com>
Subject: Me And My Nasty Friends' Adventures part 3 (ws, scat)

I recently told you about the trip me and my buds took last year. During
the next few months, my friends and I stayed very busy. Juan and Rick
were saving up for a new apartment that they were going to rent together.
Both of them worked a lot of overtime at their jobs. We saw them every
other weekend. All of us had sex together each time we met. We always got
into watersports, and if the timing was right, someone took a shit and
we all enjoyed it together.

Around that time, sex was becoming more frequent with me and Lee. Aside
from our group play with Juan and Rick, we stopped inviting others to
join us via the internet. I wasn't conscious of it for a long time, but
we nearly stopped having sex with anyone but each other. Finally, by
January, I realized I was in love with that hot fucker! We finally talked
about it and it was mutual. We still had sex with the other two guys, but
kept to ourselves otherwise unless some spontaneous occaision arose.
Rarely a day goes by in which we don't have some kind of sex. We are two
sex-crazed perverts, that's for sure. It might be just a romantic hand
job or a full blown out pig fest, but we always get it on at least once a
day.

I mean, how can I pass by that hot guy at home and not want to grab his
ass, pull it to my face, and sniff or lick it-regardless of it's
condition. It's all I can do to keep myself from drinking his cum and
piss like my life depended on it. Don't get me wrong, he's addicted to
me in the same way.

I just have a few classes left in college, so I work a day job. Lee goes
to school during the day and then works as a waiter until ten o'clock at
night. My stud comes home exhausted. I usually greet him at the door and
we lock in a hot kiss full of tongue sucking. I pull his shirt off and
sit him back in the recliner. His feet are then elevated. I pull off his
shoes so I can get the pleasure of slowly, peeling off his sweaty socks.
I love the way the socks stick to his skin and slowly some off. He has
nice smooth feet with high arches. By night time, his feet are very
tired...when I lick up and down them, he goes crazy. He acts likes it's
the first time I've ever done it each time, his feet are ticklish. I get
on my knees and suck his toes really good.

If I were to do it too long, he'd get too relaxed to get up again. I
pull off his pants and boxers and drag him to the dining table and he
does whatever studying he needs to do for the next day while I rub his
shoulders for a bit. By the time he's finally done, I am usually in bed.
If he takes a shower, it usually energizes him and he jumps into bed and
attacks my dick or ass with his mouth. We both cum and drift off to sleep
in each others arms. Now and then either of us will nudge the other one
awake so the other can drink his piss instead of getting out of
bed...especially on those cold winter nights.

Our favorite day was Sunday. That was when we both were off from work and
there was no school. We'd lay around naked all day and just relax. Then
again, when are we not naked at home? We've gotten to the point that
whenever we get home, off go the clothes. If we have to go out we wear
the least amount of clothing possible. This means going to the grocery
store, post office, wherever, in just shorts and tennis shoes. Usually we
wear flip flops.

We usually don't even dress when friends, male or female, come over.
They know we're nudists at heart. It took them some time getting used to
it, but now some even join in. It's cool to hang naked with platonic
friends as well as sex buds. When the weather is chilly, he'll often go
out in jeans with no shirt just to be a hooligan. We got a lot of strange
looks last winter when we would drive around. I'd be in my ski cap,
jacket, etc and he'd have no shirt on. His nipples would be nice and
hard. If someone stared too long at traffic lights, we'd kiss or I'd
tweak his nipple.

In warm weather, we like to run down to the park and join in a game of
soccer. We get so horny playing with all those Latin guys. We usually
fuck after those games. He loves me to be all sweaty when I top
him....he's a great pit licker..

We love to shock prudes. We like to get naked whenever possible, as I've
told you before. Most any restaurant requires shirts and shoes. When we
have to be dressed, we get nasty or have fun other ways.

One of the most important days of my life started with one of those
scenes. This was a while after the trip to Houston. Juan and Rick joined
us for dinner at a restaurant that was supposed to be posh. Juan had been
awarded a complimentary dinner there by his boss as some kind of bonus.

When we arrived we were treated like we were white trash. They knew we
were getting a free meal and were just college guys. The staff snubbed
us. It soon became clear that we were not going to enjoy the meal. The
food came, but we just kind of picked at it. I really had to take a shit.
I'd been holding it all day. I had an idea that would lighten up things
with the other guys and give them a good laugh. I excused myself and
returned a few minutes later.

No one had noticed that I'd taken one of the linen napkins with me to
the restroom. When I got back to the table, I laid it open and said
aloud, "Boy the food here is shit!" Some folks turned to look our way.

As I unfolded the napkin, my buds realized it contained a huge log of my
shit. They all started howling in laughter. I had shit a really big log
it truly stank to high heaven. Lee picked it up and sat it on an empty
plate that previously had bread on it. He took his knife and fork and
sliced a small piece off for each of us. The older couple next to
obviously smelled it. I said aloud, "This food smells like shit, I
wonder if it tastes like it too."

At that point I took my fork and lifted it up. By then the waiter and the
hostess were watching. I stuck the shit in my mouth and started chewing.
I opened my mouth to show a brown tongue and shit in my teeth. The woman
next to us started to vomit in her napkin. A manager wheeled over to us
and asked us to leave. He said don't worry about the bill for the rest
of us, just go, he said. We were all laughing our asses off. We all got
up to go with my shit on display, its odor wafting in the air.

When I had gotten up to go, my shoe splashed in some yellow liquid. As we
exited, I looked back and they were taking the entire tablecloth up and
moving it out with the stuff still inside it. When we got to the car,
Juan said he had pulled his dick out under the tablecloth and whizzed on
the floor.

We were all hyped up and horned up at that point. On the drive back to
Juan's place, Lee and I started undressing and making out in the back
seat. Juan sucked Rick's dick as he drove. When we got back to Juan's,
Lee and I were in just our socks. Rick shot his load and his man
swallowed it all down. We got out of the car naked carrying out clothes
and jumped into Lee's van a few feet away. Juan and Rick went inside to
their place and probably fucked all night.

We decided to drive around town for a bit and enjoy being naked on the
road. Lee remembered a fairly new park that his married co-worker had
told him about. He told Lee that it was dark at night and he had taken
his girlfriend there to shag. He bitched about some guys sitting in their
cars with no shirts on, probably jacking off watching him and his girl.
Apparently, he had no idea the men were cruising each other. We drove
until we found the park about 30 minutes later. It was on the remote edge
of town. It was fairly dark and no activity around. We found a place to
park where we could see anyone coming up the road way in advance.

We got out naked and walked along the trails for a while. I didn't have
anything on whatsoever, but Lee wore some old tennis shoes that were
under the front seat. The trail we alked was paved but had a lot of trees
around it. Way in the distance was a field and a new housing development.

When we came around a bend, we nearly had a heart attack when a bicycle
came around the corner. The dude was surprised by us too, and ran into
some bushes. We helped him get back up.

"What the hell are you two dudes doing out naked?" he said.

"Just enjoying the night air, like you." I said. I noticed he had to be
about 18 or so, very young. He had shorts and a tee on, tennis shoes and
no socks. He had a very short buzz cut and was blonde, no facial hair.

He was very nervous, but definitely intrigued...his dick was sticking up
in his shorts. "I live over the hill in that new neighborhood, you're
the first young guys I've seen here." I grabbed his dick through his
shorts and jacked it. Lee took off his shirt and started kissing him. I
pulled his shorts down and he stepped out of them.

"You ever ride that bike naked?" I asked.

"No, but I've wanted to, I've been too chicken shit."

I said, "Well now's your chance. We wanna see you do it." He stammered
and mumbled something about being caught. "We'll make it worth your
while, bud....we'll do anything you want us to do to you." I moved over
to help him pull off his tshirt, he dropped his shorts. He wasn't
wearing underwear, I noticed.

He didn't fool around after that. He jumped on his bike and took off. We
waited while he made the small loop around the park. There was no
lighting out there and lots of brush. Within a few minutes, he was back
all sweaty. He let out a loud "yahoooo" as he braked his bike. He
jumped off and came near us. I could smell that hot unwashed armpit smell
that teens often have--you know, when they haven't begin using deodorant
yet. It's not a homeless guy stink, but a fresh sweaty body odor.

We didn't wait for his instructions. Instead, Lee got on his knees and
started sucking him off. Knowing how much I loved eating ass, he let me
have at the guy's little bubble butt. I dove in like there was no
tomorrow. His ass was sweaty and smelled like butt cheese, you know that
ass smell that's not really from fresh shit, but from sweating and
farting. I licked it all clean first, then rammed my tongued up his hole.
I had some resistance at first, he was tightening his hole, but finally
my tongue broke through and he was all mine.

I tongue fucked him really deep and felt a turdlet the size of a raisin.
I sucked it out in record time and swallowed it...he never had a clue. All
in all, he only lasted 3 minutes before he shot his load. When he came,
that hole constricted around my tongue really hard. I didn't give in. He
was having the orgasm of his life and if we hadn't been holding him up,
he'd have collapsed on the pavement.

When he recovered, he got really embarrassed and dressed in a hurry. "I
gotta get home, I have to do my homework."

"So, you're in high school, still?" Lee asked.

"Almost, I'm in 9th grade." We exchanged sly glances.

"I thought you were older." I said.

"No, I'm 15...thank you guys, that was the first blowjob and ass job I
ever had." he said out of breath.

"No kidding..." I remarked. He took off on his bike, by then fully
dressed, and was out of sight in seconds."

We slowly walked back to our car holding hands and enjoying the quiet
night. The heat from the day had not gone away all that much, but it was
perfect for being naked. He stopped to pick his nose a few times, each
time giving me the booger to eat off his finger. I loved eating anything
that came out of him, he was my man.

We were near the van and noticed a pick up had pulled up near it. There
was no one inside. We eventually detected a Mexican guy walking near a
tree with a beer bottle. He was kind of rough looking, but handsome. I
love the blue collar types anyhow. He was definitely drunk. We walked
back to the van and passed him. He must have been in his early 30's and
had on a wife beater shirt, jeans, and work boots.

He looked at us like we were crazy and said, "You guys faggots?" His
accent was thick but understandable.

"Why do you think we're faggots?" Lee asked in a tough manner.

"Why you have no clothes? Pinche joto!"

"Coz we feel like it dude...What the fuck are you doing out here in the
middle of the night?"

Lee thought the guy was gonna try to fight us and got right in his face.
The guy backed down and burped and said, "Shit man, ok. I just want go
piss."

"Then go ahead, dude, piss!"

"Wha...you gonna watch?"

"Yeah, so what...so piss!"

He just started laughing and said ok after shrugging his shoulders.

He unzipped his pants and a huge fat uncut cock rolled out. My heart
started thumping. A small squirt of piss came out of his skin. He pulled
the skin back some more.

"You like watching piss?" He seemed more intrigued by then instead
acting suspicious of us "jotos" (Spanish for fag).

"We love piss, dude...we even drink it." He eyes got big and he shook
his head.

A big stream of piss started to squirt from his dick. We moved over and
let it spray all over us. I moved up so it would go straight into my
mouth. I was nearly choking at the volume he was pissing out. Half of it
went out of my mouth until I closed my lips around his cock. My nose
detected some fresh dick cheese. I guzzled his piss down until it
stopped--But I kept my mouth on his cock and kept sucking. That dick
swelled up in my mouth and got fatter by the second. The foreskin
unpeeled itself and there was a light ring of cheese around it. This was
much better than the cheese at that stuffy restaurant!

The dude started mumbling and moaning in Spanish. Lee had his hand up the
dude's shirt and was feeling his back and chest up. I looked up and Lee
was grinning at me as he reached for the guy's nipples and squeezed. He
let out a monster groan and started shooting a gallon of cum down my
throat. It was all over so fast. He pulled away from us and said, "fuck
you fags". He zipped up and walked back to his truck.

Lee was laughing. I didn't know what was so funny. When the dude got out
into the moonlight I could see Lee's cum glistening all over the seat of
that guy's pants! The guy drove off and we started to make out. I could
smell the boys pube sweat on Lee's face, he said he could taste the
guy's cum in my mouth. We laid ourselves down on the grass and got in a
sixty nine. We traded ass eating for about half an hour before finally
sucking each other off to a momentous climax. I wanted to sleep right
there with my man in my arms, but it was nearing midnight. He pulled the
key out of his tennis shoe and we got in the van to drive home.

We got home just after midnight. The back parking spot was open so we
parked there and went up the stairs naked to our place. We had an
apartment at the back of the complex with minimal lighting outside. I
remember that night so well, because on our way up the steps, which was
not a 100% private, he got on his knees--still naked--and asked me to be
his husband forever. I said, "FUCK YEAH" and we kissed. We finally
moved inside the door after hearing a car parking nearby.

Soon after, we found an apartment over a garage to rent that belonged to
an older gay couple. We parked in an alley and were out of sight when we
came and went. They had a pool that we were allowed to use. They were
cool with us coming and going naked and were basically nudists
themselves. We didn't have sex with them but they were ok with us
fucking in the pool after hours. Once we graduate, we plan on getting a
house together so we can grow old together, eat each others shit, drink
piss, and stay naked happily ever after.

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