From: slick@ican.net (Slick)
Subject: Phone Repair (m/m, scat)
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 1997 16:02:36 GMT

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT 
FICTIONAL STORY. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 
18, OR IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN READING 
ABOUT SEXUALLY EXPLICIT SITUATIONS AND 
ACTIVITIES.


PHONE REPAIR

I walked up to the door and rang the buzzer. This was my last one of
the day and I was ready for a beer, a smoke, and a little R & R. I
was hoping this wouldn't take too long. The door opened slightly and
a man looked out at me cautiously.

"Hi, I'm from the Phone Company. You reported you've been having some
trouble on your phone and I'll need to access your line from around
in back. Then check it inside to make sure its Ok. You don't have a
dog in the back or anything, do you?"

That's all I needed, some mutt chewing my leg off.

"No, go on ahead. Bang on the back door when you need to come in."

This guy was giving me a big smile now. He'd opened the door all the
way and I could see he only had a pair of briefs on. I saw him check
me out and I did the same. I've had more than one hot time with a
customer.

I went around the house and found the problem in a flash. I knocked
on the back door and there he was again, inviting me in, showing me
the various outlets.  I noticed a pile of porno mags in the
livingroom, the one on top had some dude's boner busting off the
cover. The TV was on, but just a blue screen showing. He must have
been watching a video. All the phones checked out, so I called in to
the Company and signed out for the day, which Mr. Friendly clearly
overheard.

"Can I offer you a beer?"

"Yeah, that would be great."

Just what I'd been thirsting for. I tried to give him a smile, but
I'm sure it looked more like a smirk. The electricity and body
language were making it very obvious what we both had in mind. I
followed him into the kitchen and gratefully guzzled down half the
beer he handed me.

"Watch out, you'll have to piss that all out, remember. What's that
they say? 'You never buy beer, just rent it'?"

His level stare wandered down to my crotch.

"That what they say, huh?"

I really wanted a smoke too.

"Mind if I have a cig by the door here? I haven't taken a break in a
couple of hours."

"Sure, go ahead."

He popped a beer for himself and leaned against the fridge.

I lit my smoke and gazed out the door. I had my beer finished in
another minute and he offered me another one which I quickly
accepted. He came over and handed it to me, taking the empty. I felt
his other hand on my back, then it dropped down to my ass and I felt
him rubbing into my crack. Tossing my cig butt out the door I grabbed
his hand.

"About the only thing I like in my crack is a hot tongue."

"Sounds good to me."

He pulled me along after him into the livingroom.

"Have a seat," he offered, motioning to the sofa.

"I need to take a leak first. Where's the head?"

That beer had gotten my bladder moving already. I probably needed to
take a crap too.

"First door there in the hall." He turned the VCR on and I had a
glimpse of some guy laying under another guy's ass. "Thought you
might like this particular video," he added.

I stood in front of the toilet and hauled out my cock. I hadn't
bothered to close the door and felt hands behind me pulling my jeans
down farther. I heard my tool belt clank on the tile floor. His hot
breath was then on my ass cheeks.

"Why don't you give that a little kiss while I'm taking my piss?"

I had the sensation of his lips all over my butt in a hurry. I
couldn't urinate because my cock got hard.

After a while he said, "I don't hear you pissing. Everything all
right?"

I swiveled my hips slightly to show him my hard on. We both laughed.
I turned back to the business at hand and bent over a bit to angle
the end of my cock towards the bowl. I worked my groin muscles so
hard trying to piss I cut a fart. His mouth was right on my hole when
I did it. I heard him moan in pleasure. I got a big grin on my face.

"I just farted in your face and you're happy about it?"

"Yeah, fucking hot. Do it again, will you?"

I pushed and strained again and felt the piss start to dribble out.
Suddenly I blew a loud, sloppy, wet one. The kind of fart that leaves
a brown skid mark on your shorts if you've got your pants on. Again I
heard the groan of pleasure. This dude was into some serious ass
worship back there. I realized I wasn't going to get any farther with
the pissing.

"What you say we go back in there and watch the video for a while," I
suggested. "I'm not having much luck with this here."

"Sure."

I just stood in front of the TV and gawked. The guy under the other
one on the screen was getting a huge turd shit into his mouth.

"What the fuck..."

"Pretty hot, huh? Think I can get you to do that to me?"

"Huh?"

I took my eyes off the TV and looked at him standing there.

"Wanna dump in my mouth? I bet you'll love it. I'll even eat it for
you if you want."

He was already down on his knees nuzzling my crack again.

"Those farts you gave me in there were really ripe, so I know your
shit tastes great."

"Fuck, man, if you want to eat my shit, have at it. I've got a big
load of it up there."

"Let me get my rim seat, it'll be more comfortable for you."

What the fuck was a rim seat, I wondered to myself. He came back with
a toilet seat on legs and was under it with his face staring up at me
in a flash.

"You want me to sit down and take a shit in your mouth?"

"Please. Just take it slow so I can get it all down."

This fucker was actually planning on eating my crap. A perfect
stranger who'd just walked into his house 15 minutes ago. Why not? I
lowered myself down over him, watching his face looking up in sheer
passion as my ass covered the seat. I felt his lips sucking at my
shiter and then his tongue poking at the door.

"Just relax and let your hole open up. I'll take it from there. You
don't have to push out real hard or anything, the shit will ease out
with my tongue action."

I relaxed and felt him lap, suck and probe my shit tube. He was
breathing hard, his cock sticking straight up out in front of me. I
kicked back and watched the video, beating my meat in ecstasy.

"You're right," I commented, "I fucking love this stuff, man. You
getting any shit down there?"

I heard a muffled yes. I couldn't tell if I was dumping or not. I
just had a wonderful sensation of pleasure down there. I'd always
gotten off on getting my ass licked, this was way better.

I stood up to take a look at him and saw his lips coated with brown.
He opened his mouth and showed me the shit inside. I couldn't help
it. I blew my wad right in his face. I was definitely going to me
doing this trip again, and soon.

"Please, sir, sit on my face a little longer until I get off too," he
practically begged.

After about 20 minutes more of my shit feeding he creamed his load...