Date: Wed, 23 Aug 2006 17:09:41 -0400
From: lovediego@aol.com
Subject: pig latin pt. 2

Contains: heavy raunch, ws, farting, fisting, scat, spit, feet and lots of
other nasty shit.

The usual disclaimers apply. Don't steal it; don't repost it without my
permission.

Respect my work please. This is not a story for minors or the faint of
heart. If raunch and manshit is your thing, whip out your dick, spit on it,
get a butt plug up your ass and have some fun reading my shit.

If you like this one let me know. I love hearing from you pigs!




Ah fuck, this can't be happening to me. Shit like this only happens to
other lucky fucks, but never to average guys like me. This is what I was
thinking as it was happening. The most impossible, but obviously not
improbable thing was my reality.

Rico and I were the last people off of the baseball field, as usual, and
made our way into the locker room. It was my sophomore year of college and
I was feeling full of myself since I was my college's youngest relief
pitcher in 20 years. I have a great toned body that gets my training
workouts but also an intensive swim routine 4 times a week. I'm proud of my
body especially my fat bubble but and long shlong. I pack 8 thick uncut
inches, reeking of cock cheese, with a set of low hanging sweaty hairy
balls that that compliment the funk from my ripe ass pretty well. Being on
the baseball team puts me around a lot of sweaty jocks that can stink up a
joint real good. I was last off the field so that I could get a bit more
practice in. Rico was last because he was short stop. I pitched, he
caught. He's a jerk but a good ball player.

The day was like any other except...well fuck it, I'll just get to the
nasty shit you showed up for.

Since I was last one off the field I had to bring in the balls and lock the
doors to the diamond. No big deal usually but today it got me back to the
locker room in perfect time to see Rico bending over at his locker taking
off his muddy cleats. His locker was 2 down from mine so I was able to get
a perfect view of his fat Puerto Rican ass framed by his dingy nut holder.
The used-to-be white jock was a favorite of Rico's.

Like many athletes, he never washed it during a season unless it was
absolutely necessary. The straps begin to pick up all of the raunchy smells
that a grown man can produce. From dick to asshole, everything gets caught
it in its pouch, from drops of strong yellow morning piss to slick pre and
even white chunky cum gobs if the guy is as much of a perverted pig as I am
and drops a couple of loads in it just to mark it as his own. My favorite
part of a ripe jock is the straps in the back. With some guys, these straps
frame their ass like a perfect photo. You can see their butts perfectly
outlined and ready to be serviced by the tongue of an expert ass
sucker. But, some nasty fucks, me included, like to take those 2 simple
straps and let them ride the crack of their ripe asses. The feel of the
stretchy material hanging 10 on my hole gets my fuck meat rock hard and
pumping pre in my pouch. Best of all it collects not only the funk of my
rank asshole but also any signs of hot brown shit after my last hasty wipe
of a monster dump. Most of the sweet aroma will come from the many smelly
farts I let out during the day. Either way, I love cleaning up a nasty hole
in a nasty cock and ball sack!

As Rico bent his great big ass over, I moved in a bit closer to him to get
a better look at his fuck box, but what I got along with the view shocked
me. The wind shifted down the narrow row of lockers and I caught a whiff of
Rico's funky butt. The aroma was so strong that I couldn't help but inhale
all of his most private scent. I turned my head to behold were this
magnificent perfume was coming from and took in his entire strong asshole
odor. I stood in silence and hovered up all that my nose could take. I was
almost overwhelmed the tang was so intense. I was obviously sniffing dirty
man hole that hadn't been washed in a while. I wondered how long had he
been saving up his butt stink and who was it for?

The smell of a man's rectum is the most private and intimate smell that he
can give off. It is a gift from him that shows you are in his inner
circle. He trusts you enough to fart out his pungent, colorless, exhaust in
front of you. He is sharing with you the ripe tang of his sewer. You get to
take in and inhale all of the fumes that accumulate up his butt during the
day. He is telling you that you are special. If you are truly lucky, he
will allow you to not only smell, but taste the flavors of his aromatic
fuck box.

 Rico was having some trouble with one of his knots so he was bent over for
a while. His dank, dark cavity was wide open and exposed to my trained
eye. There was, of course, his full brown mound of muscle, and hairy trail
for me to gaze upon but his tight puckered coffee tinted hole was truly
visible to me. I could see it almost looking back at me with its puffy one
eye. But the most surprising thing was the not so slight ring of
greenish/brown shit circling his hole. Around the velveteen folds and
crevices were clumps and rings of shit. Dirty nasty, just took a dump and
didn't care if I left log chunks around my fuck ring, shit. I know shit
when I see it...and smell it and trust me, this was shit! I could see that
Rico was not the best dump wiper, or maybe there was something else to this
scene. With further thought, I became confident that I was jumping to
conclusions and letting the pig in me dream too big. But it did look like
shit, I think.

Just so you know, Rico is fucking beautiful. He is part Puerto Rican and
part Black. He has that lean muscle mass that gets big but stays defined.
Each muscle is thick and hard. He's 6'1", 195 with a buzzed head. He is
sexy as fuck, but straight. But as usual it's the straight guys that talk
about dick and ass the most, usually their own. Rico is always talking shit
about how lindo he is and that he got the best of two races. He says that
his fat round ass is Puerto Rican and his big thick 11 inch uncut smelly
dick is Black. I couldn't see his dick just then, but his ass was perfect
for me. It was round and furry. I could see the hairs fanning away from his
crack like it was wind blown. I wanted to put my face there and lick every
single follicle. From my angle I could keep my eyes on his hole. His most
private place, with two faded and dirty straps on either side. His fuck
ditch was puffy and surrounded by the same fine hairs covering his big
ass. But it was the nut colored coating of shit that kept my attention.
That was what I was smelling. The remnants of his last dump. My dick jumped
to attention at the realization that I was looking at the last dregs of
Rico's shit. I wondered, is this normal for him? Does he often not wipe
well? Or was shit his thing? Did he like to have his chocolate ass candy
coating his hole for the rest of the day? Did he rub his finger in his
shitter to catch a whiff of his turd? Was he, like me? I know I've said
this before but, this thought ran through my mind over and over again. I
hadn't had a good dirty fuck in almost 2 years. Every fag on campus was
vanilla. I guess I wished Rico to be a pig because I needed him to be
one. But his cunt just kept telling me I was on the right track, because
why else would he keep his hole so ripe?

I tried, I really did try, to get undressed and showered and go back to my
small run down off campus apt. Maybe I would've jerked my cheesy dick off
to the thoughts of smelling and licking Rico's butt. Maybe I would've
fingered my dirty asshole and smelled my finger thinking of Jaime. Or maybe
I just would've taken my tired ass to sleep. But instead, I risked
everything that I had or ever would have. I took two more steps forward and
rapidly stuck my face in Rico's butt! I don't know what the fuck came over
me but I had to do it. It might've been my only chance to get a good dirty
fuck going before graduation, in two long fucking years. I was so horny for
Rico's ditch that I threw caution, and safety, to the wind. I know this is
exactly how fag bashings start. But I guess I thought it was worth it. (A
trip to the emergency room with the smell of Rico's dirty ripe asshole on
my nose. Not a bad trade off.)  I quickly inhaled and retreated, expecting
to get my ass kicked by the stocky, short stop. I braced myself for the
hard hit as the smell of his hole lingered on the space between my nose and
my full lips. I was braced, but the hit never came. Rico never rose from
his bent position. He never even turned around.

"Fuck fag, if your gonna eat out my ass, go on. Don't stop. I was wondering
when you would make your move."

Rico's voice was cool, calm and aroused. He wanted me to continue and I
wanted to continue. He stayed in his bent over position, affording me full
access to his shitter. He even took his bear claw hands and separated his
buns so that I had an open rode for my pig tongue to travel. So, I wasted
no time getting my face back into his full, round butt and zeroed in on his
hairy, turd covered brown eye. I didn't care that he called me a fag, I
just wanted to feast on his waste chasm and taste his shit.

Now, you should know that in all the time I fucked around with Jaime I
never ate shit. Not his or mine. I loved the smell of it and could nut just
thinking about the way it felt on my skin, all warm at 98 degrees, on my
thick uncut cock as I jerked off, smearing the sludge around my cock corona
and mixing it with my smeg, or playing with it while sucking Jaime's big
dick or when spreading it over my hairy balls as he sat under me and ate
shit straight from my cesspool. But I never actually opened my mouth, put a
putrid log in it, chewed it around to taste its nasty ass tang and finally
swallowing it down my pig throat.  That was Jaime's thing. He couldn't get
enough of my, or his own for that matter, ass loaf. He craved it. He would
do nothing but talk about how spicy my shit was and how he couldn't wait to
eat all of the turds straight from my nasty farting dripping
cunt. Sometimes, he would have me squat over his face and slowly take a
dump, flexing maximum control of my rectal muscles. This way he could watch
my cavity bloom and open wide as it gave birth to the thick knotty logs
that he enjoyed so much. I can still hear him moaning and groaning as my
shit descended from my rectum in a long chocolate, smelly tube steak. Jaime
would start bucking his hips up and down while jerking his obscene 10 inch
dick as he awaited his prize. I would be mesmerized by the site of the
thick globs of head cheese surrounding his wide ass splitter. The smeg
would almost glisten in the light as Jaime pulled his thick brown skin over
his large red glands and back down his shaft again. All while he was
licking my shitting hole and sucking on my butt loaf like it was a
dick. Actually, Jaime never sucked my dick, but he sucked, chewed and
swallowed anything that came out of my ass.

So, this would be my first true taste of shit and I was so glad that it was
coming from Rico. The smell alone was intoxicating and I was getting drunk
as a mother fucker in anticipation. I didn't want to go to fast. I needed
to savor this first time, because really how many times do you get to taste
another man's shit? I huffed around his pussy as I spread his big ass
cheeks further apart. Like a dog in heat, I almost lost it when Rico let
out a large obnoxious fart right into my face. It was the type of blast
that Jaime loved. It was full bodied and flavorful with a hint of
sweetness. It was the kind that let you know it had picked up its unique
bouquet from the shit logged up Rico's ass. Fuck no, this pig wasn't
empty. He had some fudge loaves in the oven, and I was determined to feast
on all of them.

"Fuck yeah fag, you like the skink from my ass? I've been brewing this funk
for over two weeks. Go ahead, groove off my tang and taste the smears of
shit around my hole. I know you live for dirty shit like this. Here's
another ass kiss for you, fucker smell my ripe wind. You like my farts you
dirty faggot? There's more to come ass wipe. I know what you want. You want
my shit right? Go ahead fag, dig for my shit. Take all you need. Choke on
my shit and ill give you a nice hot load of piss to wash it down!"

Hot damn, I was gonna get my favorite beverage after eating my favorite
meal. This day was working out great. I stuck my tongue out and began
lapping away all of the butt cheese congregating around Rico's hole. The
sharp, nutty flavor was heavy in the air and in my mouth. I got a
cotton-like feeling as I swabbed all the hairs on the outer rim of his fuck
hole. The stench got stronger as I got closer to his rectum. My head was
swooning with each whiff and I could hardly help but pop one of the
strongest boners since I fucked around with Jaime. I ignored my pent up rod
and concentrated on the dirty job in front of me. The flakes of ass cheese
mixed with butt juice and shit to give my tongue a true raunch spread.

I kept my eyes open so that I could see what my mouth was eating. Rico's
pucker winked at me and breathed a filthy smirk at me; his ass licker. With
each one eyed twinkle, his hole gave off the stink of unwashed. I wondered
if Rico liked his ass ripe for any particular reason. For me, a man's
shitter should smell like shit. I keep my funk box clear of soap and water
and leave deep skid marks in my draws from not whipping my nasty cunt after
the beefiest of dumps. My septic tank should reek of asshole and butt juice
and manfunk and if I'm lucky, a few loads of breeder spunk left up there
from the last guy that tore up my cunt. Obviously Rico felt the same way.

With a sigh of relief, I dove into his crack and French kissed his hole. I
made love to his sphincter with my tongue. My smelly spit coated each and
every hair as I forced my way into his tight hole. A couple of times I
would hock up a creamy loogy and aim it at his hole to loosen him up a
bit. My phlegm came from deep in my chest and was a gross addition to my
feast. My slime hit the bull's eye of his hole and oozed down his cavity
into the hairy crack of his ass. Yes, Rico was tight but from the feel of
it, someone's dick had made a guest appearance and fucked his `straight"
boy pussy. I could tell he was no virgin to man cock. I licked the inside
of his rectum and drank all of the rank ass juice that I could find while
inhaling his scent. The spice of his ass was turning us both on and Rico
continued with his trash talk.

"Fuck yeah baby, let my hole have it. Fuck it with your fag tongue. Eat out
my box. Damn, fuck yeah. I love having a fag feast on my ass before I bend
him over and fuck the living shit out of him. You want that fag, you want
my big dick to pound your ass and make you take a dump on my pubes? You
need this huge rod to pound you, don't you faggot? Don't worry, I'll fuck
the turds right out of your ass and make you gobble them up, just like your
licking the shit from my chute now. Fuck yeah, I'm gonna feed you then
breed you bitch boy."

He was right, I was starting to taste the ripe bitter taste of shit up his
ass. I could tell that I had reached the point of no return. Rico's butt
loaf was descending his chute and my mouth was directly in its path. Like a
car crash, I couldn't turn my eyes away. I watched his rosebud open and
give birth to the stinkiest, most foul smelling shit log I had ever
seen. Even my huge dumps smelled like roses compared to the foul turd bomb
Rico was unleashing. Somehow, I managed to not throw up all over Rico's
wrinkled hole. The stench was so bad that I came close a couple of times
but was able to keep the bile down and my erection up. I closed my eyes and
thought of all the times over the years that Jaime ate my funky butt
loaves. He seemed to not only enjoy them but was actually addicted to
them. He needed to feed from my hole at least once a day. If he could do it
for 2 years, I could do it just this once...right?

The closer Rico's shit got to my mouth, the more nervous I got. I imagined
myself sucking on his dick. Maybe his dick after he had fucked me up my
packed hole. I thought about that fantasy knotty shit covered dick as I
opened my mouth wide and prepared to suck on Rico's turd. My pig instincts
took over and I began to lick the slick ass juice dripping off of the long
cylinder butt loaf. I prepared for the worst but to my pleasant surprise it
wasn't that bad. It was actually really good. I quickly tried to get as
much of the gooey slime into my mouth. First I twirled my tongue around the
shit pipe to get myself used to its bumpy texture and slick coating. It was
sort of like sucking on a big chocolate cock that hummed of a man's
gutter. All of the spice, ass juice and intestinal sludge from his body was
captured in this one, almost breathing, creation. I yearned for all of the
nectar from it. Its foul aroma fed my senses and I found a new level of
raunch to sink to. I wanted to increase my own pleasure too, not that
feasting on his hot ass wasn't fun, but I wanted to get in touch with the
butt I had known for 20 years...my own!

Through the back of my own rank jock, I began fingering my seasoned
hole. As usual it hadn't been anywhere near soap or water for weeks. I
could smell my ass whenever I sat down or spread my legs. It was so pungent
that I was convinced that everyone could smell it and the hot guys at my
college would spring wood when I walked by as my man pussy gave off
pheromones that made every man want to fuck me. Ok, my fantasy life is
pretty strong.

My finger felt good circling my shitter. I missed the feeling of finger
fucking myself. It feels so good to make love to my most private spot,
letting loose all of the funk lodged up there while trailing the soft
splits and folds that cradle manscent so well. I split my time between
pleasuring Rico's shit log and my own butthole. I began to relax enough to
see just how far into the pig pen he would go. I let out a loud fart that
rumbled out of my ass and rattled the lockers. The stench was gross and
heavy in the air and smelled of rotting eggs. I huffed up the tang as it
mingled with Rico's shit smell and taste. I started to chew his nasty log
as I decided to take full command of this session.  I started moaning into
Rico's shit log like it was a microphone. Somewhere in the back of my head,
I could make out his voice as he bobbed his big ass over my face.

"Oh, shit, yeah, fart out that gas fucker. Let me hear your ass let go of
that nasty wind. Fuck, that's the shit I live for fag. Give me your ass
gas, fart out your shit. Share your shit with me butt licker. Get piggy
with me!"

I did what I was commanded to do. I began to let loose with my own shit log
to match the one Rico deposited into my pig mouth. In no time flat, but
with deep moans and groans associated with a monster shit, I had given
birth to my own monster dump while feasting on his log. It was so fuckin
hot, eating shit while taking a shit! Damn, I was so turned on that I oozed
dick spit through the mesh of my pouch onto the wooden bench, making a
slick puddle of clear, nasty dick drip.

I quickly grabbed my funky butt baby and sensually rubbed it around Rico's
hole. I teased and poked around his box, making him whimper and beg for me
to stick my shit stick into his horny pussy.  I hated moving my mouth away
when I knew the clean up would be fucking fantastic, but it would have to
wait. I circled Rico's now loose man cunt with my shit and began to pop the
nasty tip into his fuck ditch. He never once complained as I began to fuck
him with my own 6 inch knotty log of shit even though it was a thick as any
dick I had ever seen before. How something with so much girth came out of
my ass, I'll never know. But I am known for taking monster dumps.

Rico was moaning and groaning like a Tina whore getting the rough fucking
he begged for. I bent down and started licking my shit tube and his anus as
I swallowed his turd, just before I mashed my log into his butt crack and
shoved the muddy mass up his hole. I had to use all of my fingers and my
thumb to pack it all up his shit chute. Rico loved every minute of his shit
fisting. My dump was now up his ass along with my hand. I probed around his
lower intestines with my shitty fingers and found another chunky mass. I
grabbed hold of it and squished it in my hand before pulling out my sludge
covered paw. There was only one thing to do now, and that was to fuck the 2
types of shit out of him.

As you know, I'm not usually a top, but this was a special occasion. There
was no way I was passing up on a once in a life time fuck like this. But it
couldn't be done like this, in this position, with Rico doggie style. I
wanted this dick wad to turn around and be on his broad back when I fucked
him. I wanted him to see me, to see my face. This way he would know and
would remember exactly which fag fucked the shit out of him.

I forcibly turned Rico over onto the bench I was straddling. His shoulders
hit the wood fast and hard and his legs were up in the air even
faster. Within seconds, I freed my aching big rock hard dick from its rank
mesh prison, spit a wad of brown shitty mucus onto it, and jerked it with
my shit coated left hand before ramming my huge ass splitter inside his
gaping shitting hole. My rod had to push past the dripping foul slush
escaping from the chasm that used to be his tight manhole. The heat, fuck
the heat, was so intense. I almost popped my nut then and there, but I
found the strength to hold on. I was going to give him the type of fucking
he planned on giving me. Hard, filthy and long. This was going to be a true
pig fuck. I was going to make him cum and piss with my dick inside his ripe
hole. He was going to beg for my cock to live inside of him. He was going
to shit out all of his waste along side my dick. Each funky fart from his
ass would have my name on it. And that fucking straight cock sucker was
going to love every minute.

Rico assumed the position very easily. His bubble but looked nice rapped
around my fat uncut member. My entrance into his ass surrounded my cock in
his mushy butt fudge mixed with a handful of my own reeking shit. It felt
fucking fantastic. I held each of his thick tree trunk like legs in my
hands by his ankles and began to pump away at his willing hairy ditch. Rico
through his head back over the edge of the bench and just moaned like the
shit bitch I was turning him into. He was as happy as a pig wallowing in
filth. My shit.

The heady mixture of our waste and my scented arm pits sent me into over
time fucking. My hairy pits had a nice spicy tang that was turning me on as
much as my dump. I kept turning my face into my own arms to inhale and
almost drown in the reeking smell of me. I love the stench of my pits
almost as much as the dirty aroma of my cunt. From left to right I huffed
and took in my spice as I fucked Rico like a machine. My body odor, his
shit stink; it was a perfect combination that only needed one thing: Rico's
stinky feet raunch. I knew he would be hiding some nice rank size 11's in
his cleats. Unlike him, I didn't take my time untying his cleats. I grabbed
each one from the heal and pulled hard while not loosing my pounding
stride. I could feel shit fart back onto my curly pubes with each thrust
but I put my energy into freeing Rico's 10 little piggys.

The shoes came off easy enough and my nose was assaulted with the spicy,
sour smell of foot odor. It was rank and nasty just like the smell of his
ass. I put the left one up to my nose and inhaled its deep scent. My dick
got harder in Rico's ass as I sniffed his dirty sweaty feet. I took his sox
off so that I could get to each individual toe. He was too lost in the
delirium of our super fuck to care what was happening to his feet. I licked
the toe jam loose from between the smooth canyons of his toes and sucked on
each one individually. I loved the smell and feel of toes in my mouth. They
feel like little cocks. With his right foot, I wanted to try something
different. I figured what the fuck, go all out.

After taking the sock off of Rico's right foot, I dipped my hand down to
his freshly fucked asshole and scooped up a mound of chunky shit and coated
each toe in his butt fudge. My mouth watered at the thought of sucking the
creamy turds off of each foot digit as I continued to plow away at his
pulsing hole. The both of us kept farting and fucking until I obviously hit
Rico's bladder on an up trust. With a load yell, I heard...

"Ah fuck, I'm pissing. Fuck fag, you busted my bladder and I'm pissing all
over myself! Fuck this is so hot, fuck me, fuck my nasty pussy. Fuck the
piss out of me."

I continued to fuck his sloppy hole and began sucking the shit off of his
toes. The smell of shit and foot stink filled my nose and mouth as I
savored my nasty treat. I cupped my hand under Rico's pissing cock and got
a cup of piss to pour over his toes. My greedy pig mouth drank this
concoction up too, without hesitation. But this was becoming too much for
me. I needed to cum, badly.

"Rico, I gotta cum man. I need to nut in your butt. I'm gonna spooge your
colon and mix my spunk with your shit. Get ready man, here it cums. Fuck,
fuck, fuck, I'm cuming up your shitter fucker! Hold on fucker my big dick
is popping seed up your hungry hole. Take it,, take my chunky white
load. UGH, fuck yeah, let that asshole swallow each and every drop of my
faggot nut."

I yelled obscenities as I fucked my milk out of my tired ball sack. Rico
started to jerk on his dick through his jock strap as I pounded away even
harder at his hole. His piss and shit covered body was topped with a
healthy load of his cock juice. The white sticky paste landed all over his
chest, chin and even hit his forehead. It was a huge eruption that brought
out the true pig in him.

Just before lowering his legs back to the bench. I looked Rico straight in
the eye and said:

"Who's a fag now, bitch?"  Feeling cocking after my first taste of man
shit. I thought I knew what he would say.

"You are."  He replied more confident than me, even though he was covered
in shit, piss and cum.

With that, I let out a long stream of my own piss that I had been saving
for some private time later, up his wide open cunt and drowned his guts in
my urine before pulling out and leaving him shitty and pissy on the
bench. My turd covered spent dick led my way to the shower room.

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