Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 16:07:42 -0700 From: Kevin Lang Subject: Gay Male/Urination/ Piss Club 5 Piss Club 5: Memorial Day Weekend "Deep throat. Deep throat", he cries out. The dude is trying to choke me. I've had some experience at it. Not enough. Well is there ever enough? But I'm just not going to be able to do it for this guy. Four and a half inches of cock doesn't even make it to my throat. He is going to choke me with laughter if he keeps up this chant. It's the end of another long night at the club. Memorial Day Weekend. Friday night. Last night. Less than 8 hours ago as I write this. It wasn't as bad as this last encounter of the night. I was sucking this Asian guy's dick in one of the "too dark to see how fugly he is" playrooms, under the "ain't nobody too small at closing time rule" and I hadn't had but one other dick in my mouth all night. Lots of piss though. It has been several months since my last visit here. Several factors have kept me away. My Membership Card expired, as did my cash availability. Life sucks when you can't come up with the cash for good sex. And I had been sick. Caught one of those nasty ass flu bugs, laid me out for a week, with feeling like shit for several weeks thereafter. So now I've got enough mad money to renew my membership card, feeling well enough for a night on the town, and hornier than hell from the abstinence. All I had been thinking about for the last month had been Piss. I've become a big Piss Pig, but there are times when I wonder why. What is it about piss that gets me off? Sometimes it seems disgusting. I mean, why would you want to get pissed on? Too twisted. I had spent a lot of time pondering this point at the urinal at work, especially when looking over the divider to the next stall to watch other guys piss, and check out their dicks. Very carefully of course. Can't get caught doing this. I finally got in the restroom with the new guy at the office. Took several weeks to time it just right so as not to be seen to be following him in there. He's a college boy. An Intern (oh God) for the summer. Fucking cute. Just fucking cute. Probably 19 or 20 years old, but with a 16 year old face. And a nice basket. So I get my first good look over the divider between the two urinals. He's the type who unbuckles his belt, unbuttons his pants, unzips, then pulls the elastic waistband down under his balls. Fuck Me. Fuuuuck ME. Years of practice now pay off as I stare at his Pissing cock while NOT staring at it, and making small talk about how he likes it in our office. Hot dick, full out, no hand holding it, full view, pissing hard. Why is it that I want his Piss as bad as his dick? Quit looking over so much, he's bound to notice. Keep looking over; this is too good to miss. Dreaming about dropping to my knees right there and taking his pissing cock into my mouth. Sucking his youth, tasting his pee. As if I could find another job right now. Elastic snaps: back to his waist, me out of my fantasy. Hope I haven't been pissing on my foot during all of this. Spent the rest of the day thinking about his cock. I wanted to taste His pee. Any pee, for that matter. A revelation occurred. Extrapolating from "The Rape of the A.P.E.", a book by Allan Sherman - of Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah fame. [If you're too young to remember that song, Write Me! Let's hook upJ.] Urinating feels good. Imagine if it hurt or was just unpleasant, and you have to do it 5 or 6 times a day. Life would suck. Evolution has selected out a process that is good / God made it good. It feels good to urinate. The relief. The feeling in your cock. Urine isn't disgusting. If so, why do we always watch as we piss our urine into the toilet. Can I turn all the water to bubbles? Can I unwrap the cigarette butt as I chase it around the urinal. (A dieing art form with all of these no smoking indoors laws.) Everybody likes piss. It's hardwired in. It's just a matter of degree. My degree says I need to get pissed on tonight. Fuck the cash shortage; I'm back in the Tub at the Club. In the tub I was. PQWA didn't show up, nor did any other piss pigs. I had the place all to myself for the first couple of hours. Big Guy is the first. He's got some extra weight on him, but somehow is not bad looking, maybe `cause he's young. Maybe `cause there's even less light in the tub room than normal. Not even enough to see his dick. Fuck, I want to see dick, I need to see dick. He's pissing on my dry shirt. The usual Gas station uniform shirt I like to wear. He's pissing on my dick, which is sticking out from the leg hole in black, two sizes too small, boxer briefs. He's giving me a good load; I can see and feel as my shirt goes from dry to wet. Nice and warm, but I can't see his fucking dick. I look up to the lights and sure enough some asshole has put paper towels in the light fixture to dim the light in the room. Piss has stopped. "That was great" he says "I'll be drinking beer all night so I'll be back." "Cool" I tell him. Fuck, now I gotta crawl out of the tub to take the paper out of the lights. Fuckin' moron who puts it in there should be shot. The paper gets Really hot, and one of these days it's gonna start a fire. A little less light in the room helps my looks too, but my IQ doesn't drop 30 points even in a crazed pursuit of sex. Bitch Bitch Bitch. Next guy comes in. Now I can See Dick, stream of piss shooting forth from the head. Leather vest, 501's, rugged looking. Pissing on me. Pissing ON ME. OHHH yeah. 5 inches of soft cock, suckable dickhead. Jacking off the last of the piss. "Come over to the other side and I'll suck it for you." Fine dick filling my mouth. Semi hard, getting longer, thicker in my mouth. I love to suck a good looking MANLY DICK after the man takes a FUCKING PISS all over me. Moaning with pleasure as I feel the cock expand, not going up and down on it, just rubbing my tongue all over the underside of his penis while it sits in my mouth. Fuck yeah, I'm Sucking a dick, SUCKING A DICK. One that just PISSED on me. Slid it out of my mouth to get a good look at it. Great dick. Just what I'd been thinking about. Kissing his cockhead from the side and licking all over it. Jacking myself. Back to sucking him. Hard cock. "Do you like to have a guy SUCK your cock after you PISS on him?" Affirmative grunt. Sucked his cock back into my mouth, but he soon pulls out. "I'll be back later" Dick goes back into hiding behind 501 buttons as he walks out. A couple of more guys, forgotten, as per the usual, after the next good one comes in. Am I really so depraved that I can easily forget having a man, any man, walk up to me, take out his dick and piss on me? Am I so spoiled by this club that having guys piss on you is a dime a dozen event? Must be. Camo Pants, boxers showing 3 inches above the camo waistline. Light hair, moustache, no shirt, white, 35, 7 inches of cut plain vanilla dick (My Favorite). Not the best looking guy in the place, but definitely top 5%. Huge bladder. Takes that sexy about to urinate stance at the side of the tub, gently playing his dick, waiting for the good stuff to flow. Warmth. Wetness. The fur on my chest being chased around by the stream. Looking up at him. Intense pleasure in his face. Looking up at him. Vanilla dick, clear water. "Hit me in the face, dude" Cock just keeps wetting my chest back and forth, one sweep hitting my hand and dick, hard flow beating on my dick. Smile on his face. Smile on my face. Chest soaked, shirt pushed back by the force of his manliness spurting out on me, splattering back up to my face and open mouth. Tiny droplets caught by my tongue. Finest type of recycled beer taste. I am one unwell juvenile canine. Savoring the taste of another mans used beer. My dick is close to.damn, flow ending. "Thanks Dude that was fuckin Hot" "Yeah Thank You" as vanilla dick sputters it's last and is shaken to clear the last drops. Wouldn't want to get any in his pants now would he, but I'm soaked with it. Enter another Piss Pig. Tall like me. Buzz cut, Black hair, 40ish. Black Army boots, 501's white tee shirt. Crouches down next to the tub. Trying to get the guys looking in to piss on him instead of me. Oh well. Have to keep a good attitude and share. A couple of guys go up to him but they are more interested in getting sucked than pissing. As much as I Hate to get in and out of the tub, he's not bad looking. "Want some piss?" "Yeah" I finally struggle out of the tub. I'm soaked. I've been drinking water all day, and now that I'm standing again, I'm really ready to let loose. It's takes a second or two for me to get started, then the wonderful sight of that keyhole pattern on his tee shirt. The round spot of the piss hitting between his tits and then run of the piss down the center of his chest. Damn I've needed this. Taking a piss on another man. Pointing my DICK at him and PISSING ON HIM. He's jacking his growing cut cock and moaning as I now direct the urine to his cock, pissing almost straight on to the head. Piss on his dick. Get those 501s wet. Controlling the flow of my piss so that the experience will last. Moving back up to his tee shirt and getting more of it wet. Big nipples now showing through as I piss on each of his tits. Tee shirt now soaked. Pissing down to his stomach, then down to his stiff dick, with his hand jerking up and down, the piss spraying all over as it hits his flailing hand. Still pissing, my cock rising. Good looking man TAKING MY PISS and obviously getting off to it. Still Pissing. Feels soooo good. He looks up at me as I point my dick to his chest once again re-wetting his titties. Still PISSING ON HIM. Mmmmnn mmmmn good. Flow finally stops. "WOW" he sighs at I hit him with the last few pumps of piss. "Thanks" I tell him, as I turn to get back into the tub. He gets up and takes off his tee and 501's drying off a bit with the backside of the shirt that wasn't totally soaked. Walks out, now only wearing his Army boots. Came back in a few minutes later. Probably got a locker for his clothes, and returns the favor. His cock that was still wet with my piss is now pissing all over me. He's looking me in the eye as he wets me down enjoying taking a piss on the guy who had just pissed on him. Very sexy. One of the better happenings of the night. A couple of nice but really not noticeable guys were next. One was tall and thin as was his dick: long and thin. Head was no bigger around than the shaft. Pissed on by a pencil dick. Still fun. Next was an older guy maybe 50 or so. Small but nice cock. Fun part of this was that there was this really hot looking young Mexican kid watching, but not watching, from the doorway. The whole time the old guy was pissing on me he wasn't looking at me but at the Mexican kid. I was kinda distracted myself. "Damn he's cute" says my pisser. Normally I'd have been. well. Pissed off that the guy wasn't paying attention to ME while pissing on me, but I too was captivated by the kid. Old pisser left, and I'm calling out to the Mexican kid "Come on in and piss on me." He moved in slowly from the doorway and checked out the room. Finding no one but me inside, he walked over to the tub, standing at my knees. He really was gorgeous: smooth tan/brown skin, Mexican Indian features, including a big, sorta fat cock, which he had been stroking while watching the previous piss scene from behind the doorway. It was semi hard, as he still stroked it. What a beautiful sight. He had a shyness about him. The expression on his face was one of wonderment. "Go ahead and PISS on me dude. You'll have fun" A first timer? He stopped stroking his cock and pointed it at my leg and began to piss, a steadily increasing stream of his young man piss running down my leg to my hips. The expression on his face was priceless. Oh Man. Hottest fucking kid in the place is TAKING A PISS ON ME. My dick is getting hard without even touching it as I look back and forth from his big dick to his face. "PISS ALL OVER ME" But he just kept peeing on my leg and finally down to my dick. It's early in the night but my dick is considering exploding in response to his urine wetting my body. Finally the good times end as his flow subsides. Now with a Cheshire cat grin on his face he pumps out the last of his piss, and scurries off like a naughty little kid who just got away with something. HE FUCKING PISSED ON ANOTHER GUY, and boy was he happy about it. My dick was rock hard but I didn't cum. [My dick is hard now writing this.] Big Guy, of first of the night fame, came in for another bathroom break. He's trying hard to give me a facefull but just didn't have enough in him to get it to my face. "Drink More beer dude, then come back and Piss in my mouth" "I will" An hour or so goes by, a couple of other pissers kept me wet. Ho Hum. Guys pissing on me and I'm happy but not excited enough to remember them. Greedy Pig I am. Then Big guy comes back in. He has been drinking. "Take my piss" He pulls his dick out of his pants and starts swinging it around. He has good sized low hanging balls, and now I really see his dick, without his hand covering it. It's a nice cock. It'd be fun if he starts pissing as he swings it around, but he stops that, and points it right at my face. I'm staring right at his piss slit as the Piss hits my face. He's loaded up this time, pissing all over my face and up to my green baseball cap. I open my mouth to taste the pee running down my face. Watery beer piss. He's looking right at me and he moves his dick to pee directly in my mouth. I'M LETTING A DUDE PEE IN MY MOUTH. Working my cock. While this is going on, this Chinese guy has moved in from the hall and is standing on the other side of the tub. I'm really getting soaked by Big Guy. His piss is running out of my mouth spilling on my chest. As he pisses his last onto me, the Chinese guy takes over and starts pissing on my dick, thence to my chest and back to my dick and legs. I'm now totally soaked in Piss from head to toe. Now Camo Pants Guy has walked in replacing Big Guy on the left side of the tub. He hurriedly unleashed his dick and a torrent of his beer piss is hitting me in the face as Chinese guy runs dry. Camo guy's piss is filling my mouth and he directs the flow all over my chest and down to my dick. ANOTHER MAN IS PISSING IN MY MOUTH. He's Pissing really hard, the kind of volume that only comes from being a half hour past REALLY needing to piss. He has a great smile on his face as he pees on my dick, hard stream of piss massaging the underside of my cock, now hard and flopped up to my belly, enough of the cock he must have figured as he moves back to urinating all over my face and head. My mouth opens and I look him right in the eye as he PEES IN MY MOUTH. It's over. Two final shots that smack me in the face. A quick look up around the room. Fuck, nobody for a fourth round. I grab my throbbing cock, two strokes and BAM I'm CUMMING from the total excitement from this hot scene. Shot the first two blasts a foot in the air. FUCK that was GOOD. It was more of a turn on than if the three of them had been pissing on me at the same time. Having cum, my libido is out the door. Usually the trolls sense this and come in and get me when I really don't feel like playing. But tonight the place was remarkably troll free. That and Chinese had stripped down and was trying to get some guys to piss on him, but they passed him up and came in and pissed on me, which really pissed him off, so he got dressed again and left. I would have pissed on him but I was too exhausted to get out of the tub after Cumming so hard. HE TOOK A FUCKING PISS IN MY MOUTH. Damn it was good. He's six feet tall, beefy, you can see his pecs standing out from the 2 sizes too small reddish orange tee shirt he's got on. Sleeves of the tee rolled up. Probably a 42 or 44 inch waist not a "V" shaped guy, 200 maybe 220 pounds, not overweight, just really built. Dark (Black?) hair, Manly face, not cute, but very appealing. Late 20's, 30 or 31 at the most. Walks right up to the right side of the tub about to my knees. He's unzipping his Levis. (Zip? Not 501's 550's?) He IS going to piss on me! Will his cock be good? No. GREAT. Big and hefty 7 « inches, big enough around to be a real handful. Literally a mouthwatering cockhead, big, perfectly shaped. I want to SUCK on him. Bad. This delicious Penis of his, cradled by his hand is pointed at my dick and Piss is flowing. Warm, wonderful, wet, sensuous piss. Giving it to me. "Dude PISS in my face!" He sidesteps closer to my face, flow of piss not interrupted as it moves up on my chest. Looking right at me he points that cock at my face. Bliss. Piss. This incredibly hot hunk is taking a piss in my face. His hand directing the pee all over my face and head. I stick my tongue out. Beer piss. I can't tell you how much I'm getting off to this. Pissing on my outstretched tongue, my mouth just opening wider, some of his fucking Urine slides down my throat. I pull my tongue back in as he continues to pee in my mouth, filling it with the clear golden nectar. The sound of Piss gurgling, bubbling, foaming in my wide open toilet mouth. Overflowing onto my chest. I'm looking him straight in the eyes, and he at me, as he PISSES his HOT URINE into my mouth. He's not smiling. He has that look of control, Piss on you fucker, I'm Taking A Piss On You. You're just a urinal on the wall for MEN LIKE me to piss in. No way am I going to let you SUCK my cock, but you can TAKE MY FUCKING PISS AND FLUSH IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT. Incredible connection with him in just a few seconds look. A total stranger dominating me by pissing on me. Moves his cock up to pee in my face some more, breaking the connection. PISS, PEE, URINE. Showering ME. It's gotta end soon, and it does with my mouth open again to capture the end of greatness tinkling onto my tastebuds. Looking at his cock again as the fully engorged dickhead is sending it's last to me. Fuck what a COCK. Fuck what a PISS. But his Penis has run dry. I look back at his face. Only the satisfied look of the relief that comes from a good piss. He shakes his dick at me, the last drops of his urine flying off anonymously, imperceptibly joining the rest of his pee on my chest. Dick replaced and adjusted into his Levi's, empty, but fuller than when it came out. He just walks out of the room. Piss is good. Pissing is pleasurable. It's hardwired into our brains. Copyright 2003 by Kevin Lang. All Rights Reserved. For permission to publish elsewhere: klsmd@hotmail.com