Date: Sun, 14 Oct 2012 03:58:38 +0100 (BST) From: Ted Gay Subject: Rent - 2 'Oh dear, no rest for the wicked', I said to Janet, my wife when the kids had gone off to school, 'I have to go and collect more rents today'. 'Yes, well don't come home in the state you did yesterday, it was disgusting!' she said. 'I'm taking that suit you were wearing to the cleaners. They'll make remarks but it doesn't bother me. I have so many cum stains on my dresses they already call me Monica Lewinsky.' 'Exactly dear, so don't come the high and mighty with me. You suck as many cocks as I do in a day' I replied. 'Maybe, but I don't come home on the Tube with spunk all over my face!' she said. 'No, just all down your dress. Goodbye dear, I've got a hard day's work ahead of me,' and I headed for the front door. 'Hard being the operative word!' she snorted. 'If you were any good as a husband I wouldn't have to go getting it from every Tom, Dick and Harry.' ''Oh shut your face, woman. I gave you two kids, what more do you want?' I said. 'Sex twice in a marriage is not quite enough, James,' she moaned. 'We don't even share a bedroom.' 'Thank goodness for small mercies then,' I said 'You were a nympho long before I married you. That was the attraction, all the gorgeous men you could pull for me,' I said. 'Bye now, see you tonight.' I headed for the Tube and the house over in Hornsey where I was collecting rents today from another load of students, well collecting their loads anyway which was much better than cash. Thank goodness Janet charged high fees for all the men she serviced, or we'd be on the poverty line. When I got to the house and rang the bell of room number 1 Sandy answered as usual but said they had a special surprise for me today. 'Come with me, it's upstairs in the big room, number 10,' he said leading the way. 'We thought it would be a bit of fun as we were having a house party today anyway.' As we got up to the top floor and room number 10 we could hear the party in full swing, music blaring, and students milling around the landing and on the stairs, drinking and laughing. Strangely there were no girls present, and I remarked on this to Sandy. 'No, it's a male-only party especially for you,' he said. 'After all, we've got to all pay you our rent today haven't we? Can't do that in front of women, it would be too embarrassing.' 'OK, I get your drift, I think,' I said, unsure exactly what to expect. We entered the big room at the top of the house and it was crammed full of gorgeous young male students, most of whom did not live in the house obviously. In the middle of the room was a zinc bath, and Sandy said I was to lie in it naked and they'd all pay their rent, including the guests. 'Oh great idea!' I said excitedly, 'That means my wife won't grumble about me getting cum stains on my suit again.' 'Of course you do realize this means we'll have paid our rent in advance for the next year at least don't you?' said Sandy. 'Or rather, our guests will pay in advance for us.' 'Whatever,' I said, letting my lust get the better of me. One hour or so of fun with all these students was something I couldn't resist, even if it meant for the next year or so I would have no rents to collect from this house. I stripped naked and lay in the bath, watching as the party got into full swing. As they drank, the students wanted to use the toilet, and yes you've guessed it, that was the bath with me lying naked in it. They'd just casually come up, unzip their flies and piss all over me. The first one to use the bath urinal was a mixed race guy with dreadlocks, very sexy. He took out his long, thin cock and aimed it straight at my face. A stream of hot, golden piss splashed all over me, getting in my eyes and soaking my hair. I couldn't resist, I opened my mouth so he could aim straight into it. Then I just swallowed as much as I could. 'Look at the dirty old cunt, he's actually drinking Jamal's piss!' said one of the students. 'I've got to get in on this.' He was tall and blond, and he also unzipped and started pissing on me, aiming at my face and open mouth, so I had two streams of hot student piss aimed at me. I turned from one to the other, and Jamal said: 'Which tastes best, my piss or Shaun's?' Not wishing to offend either of them, I stopped drinking for a moment and said: 'They're both delicious, but Jamal's has a more exotic flavor perhaps. However Shaun's has some real Irish charm. I see he's been drinking Guinness.' 'Oh he's full of the blarney,' said Shaun in his cute Irish accent. 'No, he's full of your piss,' said another student. 'I know what to do! Instead of just pissing and spunking on him like we planned, let's have a competition,' said a sexy looking guy with a shaved head, who wasn't one of the residents. 'Who's got the best flavored spunk? He can be the judge. Let's all spunk in his mouth one by one and he can tell us which one he prefers. First, second and third all get prizes. How about that, landlord?' 'What prizes?' I asked, thinking this was going to cost me money, and not just lost cash rents, but real hard cash in the bank. 'You pimp out your gorgeous wife don't you? Well the winner gets her all night, the runner up gets her for an hour, and the third prize is a 10 minute knee-trembler.' 'Done!' I said, knowing my wife would love to have three horny students fucking her mouth, her arse or her quim. She wasn't fussy which. In fact, I didn't tell them, but she'd happily take all three all night long and they could take turns which orifice they used. So the randy students not only pissed on me when they needed a urinal, but came up to me jerking their cocks, and I sucked them off one by one. Blonds, redheads, brunets, shaved heads, dreadlocks, afros - one after the other, long cocks, thick ones, circumcised and uncircumcised, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, atheist, agnostic cocks - I sucked them all off and they all unloaded into my mouth. They had a makeshift scoreboard, and each load I rated with no upper limit. Jamal got a 10 with his spicy spunk, but a blond guy had such a sweet spunky load he rated a 12, and later a sexy skinhead type with a shaved head topped that with a massive 25 because his load was so huge with a full spunky flavor enhanced by the strong fragrance he was wearing. In fact he made me cum in my piss-filled bath tub his load was so delicious. I sucked off about 50 cocks in the next hour or so, and many of these pissed on me as well. Although I managed to drink some of it, with all the spunk I had to swallow I couldn't manage all the piss, so I was literally bathing in warm urine. Some of them wanted to cum a second time, so they just spunked all over my body, they were getting so turned on as lay there covered in their piss and cum. Of course it was all being filmed for the Net, but I didn't care. I was already on there loads of times, as was Janet. When they'd all cum in my mouth, my belly felt full and my face and body was covered in cum, so some of the students kindly washed it all off with more piss straight from their cocks, and as my throat was clogged with thick spunk too, Sandy, who had beautiful golden hair hence his nickname, said: 'Mr Richardson, would you like me to give you a nice hot drink to wash all that spunk down your throat?' 'Oh yes, thank you, Sandy,' I replied spunkily (my throat was clogged with cum). 'That is a real Christian thing for you to do, so kind, you are so considerate, my throat is very clogged with cum. Thank you very much, I am very thirsty now.' 'The others all stood round as Sandy, who'd been drinking cans of lager, emptied his bladder into my mouth and down my throat. He pissed for what seemed ages, and I drank every drop while gazing into his beautiful face and blue eyes. It was heaven and his urine tasted divine. Recycled beer, my favorite! Waste not, want not. 'Well, looking at the scoreboard, the winner is Olly - he scored a 32!' said Ben, the student who lived in room 10 with his male lover Gerry. Olly was a tall, very good-looking highly scented lad with a huge cock, who had unloaded a lovely tasting orgasm into my mouth. 'Second is Zak', said Ben, 'With a score of 28'. Zak was a dark-haired Jewish lad, very handsome with a very tasty load. 'Third is Gazza, with a 25'. This was the sexy, fragrant skinhead who made me cum, his load was so massive and delicious. 'Now you must describe how each of these loads tasted,' said Sandy, holding the video camera close to me to speak into. 'And why you rated them so highly.' 'Olly's spunk is fantastic,' I said. 'Really thick with a full spunky flavor, extremely sweet but with a kick of pure cum flavor, hard to describe. All three winners had big loads, but I nearly choked on Olly's orgasm, and he smells fuckin' gorgeous.' 'Olly Orgasm, that's what you'll be known as from now on,' said Ben, picking up a black marker pen and writing this on Olly's white t-shirt. 'Zak's load was also huge, and tasted very strong. Not bitter, not sweet, kind of almondy. It melted in my mouth and slid down my throat beautifully. Very nice spunk,' I said. It seemed so depraved, describing the flavor of their orgasms in detail to a roomful of students and soon on the Net, as it was all being recorded by the video camera. Ben picked up the black marker and wrote: 'ZAK MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH' on Zak's blue shirt. 'Gazza the skinhead just smelt so sexy, and shot such a huge load down my throat, he made me cum myself!' I said. 'His cum tasted very spunky, with a hint of mint, and it was so thick, it congealed in my mouth like jelly and slid slowly down my throat in big globs, clogging it so I could hardly swallow. Lovely load!' Ben wrote 'Gazza's Minty Cum Gels in Your Mouth' on the skinhead's t-shirt. Looked like I wasn't going to be the only one getting looks of disgust in the street today. I got out of the bath full of piss, but they wouldn't let me shower. They said I had already bathed in their piss, and that was sterile. They wouldn't even give me a towel to dry off, so I put my clothes on and went home smelling of spunk and piss, but at least there was no visible cum on my face or clothes. Of course Janet grumbled when I came in stinking of urine and cum. 'What have you been up to today, you dirty old faggot?' she demanded. 'Don't tell me, I can tell those mucky students have pissed all over you, but at least you took your suit off this time.' 'I've got a surprise for you,' I said. 'Three gorgeous students won a spunk-tasting competition, I was the judge of course, and they are coming over tonight to claim their prize. Sex with you.' 'Oh James, you're so considerate!' Janet said, her eyes lighting up with pure lust at the thought of three horny students. 'I'll entertain them all night, they can all fuck me up the arse and up my cunt, but I want to swallow all their loads as well if they taste so fuckin' great!' 'Yes they really do, you'll love their spunky orgasms,' I said. Did you have a good day, darling?' 'Yes, I went dogging in Epping Forest. I was fucked at both ends by three policemen and five fireman in their uniforms, and about a dozen other men, it was great,' she said. 'Now go and change and have a bath, the kids'll be home from school soon. I went upstairs, got undressed, and ran a bath with water this time. As I bathed I thought: 'No more rents from that house this year, what will I do on Tuesdays?' Nothing for it but go dogging with Janet and help her out, she said there were about 30 more men watching she couldn't handle and not enough women to service them, so they had to jerk themselves off. I'm sure I could be of service, making sure their straight cum didn't go to waste. When watching women being fucked, straight men usually thought 'a mouth is a mouth', so it might as well be mine!