Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2001 23:19:00 -0800 From: Roderick Shafton Subject: SCAT NOVICE (scat) SCAT NOVICE It was called "The Shithole"! A big sign over the wooden partition. No subtlety here, it had a big hole sawed out in the middle, just wide enough to put an ass up to it. That was back in the 'good old days' in 1964 when the baths were really outrageous! There were holes for sucking cock. Holes for having a guy stick his dick through and piss on you...or in your mouth. Holes for licking anonymous assholes. Holes to back up to and get your rump skewered. This one was new. It was way in the back, and didn't have much traffic. That was understandable. And fortunate for me. I sat down on the stool and waited...slowly jerking myself in anticipation. I'd never tried this before, but I'd always wanted to see a guy take a shit up close. I noticed there was a can under the hole. I supposed that was a place for the turd to drop. I guess you weren't supposed to eat them. Well, I mean, I didn't have plans like that, of course, but... Ah! My first ass came along. A naked butt backed up to the hole, all spread open. Mmmm. Looked nice! I put my nose up close and smelled it. I liked smelly butts even back then. Anyway, I smelled him up real good. He backed up further, so I licked him. I licked a little, then sat back, then I licked a little more. I didn't know if he was gonna just shit right then or not. I wanted to watch him; I sure didn't wanna lick it, though! Then I thought...maybe I had to. Maybe this spot was for guys that wanted to lick on a turd. Hell, I didn't know. There weren't any directions on the wall! I licked his butt some more, feeling his hole pooch out. It got big...all fleshy and dangerous! I licked on it some more but felt I'd better pull away. I grabbed the can and lifted it up to the hole in case the guy was gonna do it! Just then the butt was pulled away and a face appeared. "Uh, sorry, man. Guess I can't. But...my buddy here says he can. Come on, Frankie, stick your butt up there. Let 'im lick ya. Then just shit when you're ready. That's what he's back there for!" Was I? I put the can down. Yeah, I guess I was. The other guy stuck his butt in the hole and spread his cheeks for me. It wasn't as nice as the first one, but it wasn't so bad. A bit more hairy, maybe. But his anus was fat and red and looked kinda luscious! I figured I had time, so I started to lick it for him. It was a big hole...the one in the wall, that is. Well, his was big, too. I was able to feel his whole butt. His globes were pushed right through. I fondled them as I licked. This guy was definitely going to shit! His anus started to expand and some stink came out. That shocked my senses for a moment...then I caught hold of myself. I grabbbed my dick, too. "THE SHITHOLE"! Who was I kidding? I knew what that meant when I came in...how could I not have? I was there to taste shit! I pulled away for a second just as a turd came out. I gasped as it fell into the bucket. Seeing the next one emerge, I quickly put my mouth up there...getting to lick it a bit before it fell out. Then another came. He'd dropped three small turds into the bucket and I'd only licked on one of them. I was tempted to tongue his hole, but he quickly moved away. I looked through the hole to see that his buddy was squatting...doing clean-up duty! Damn! I would have done that! Surprised, I wanted more. Just that little taste had me ready. I watched the guy lick his buddy off...then they left. I stared at the turds in the bucket, but I just didn't feel filthy enough to pick one up and lick it. I sat there, hoping somebody else would come by. I pulled my towel away and sat there, hanging my head over the bucket and jacking my dick while I smelled the aroma. I couldn't quite believe I was doing it...but I couldn't leave. Suddenly, a youngish guy came bursting in through the door. It had no lock, and I'd feared that. He was naked, with his towel slung over his shoulder. He rushed up and sat next to me. "You done yet? Didja get anything nice? Oooh, hey! Got some nice ones in the bucket there. Bet they tasted great! Can I have your spot now?" "I...I haven't...I mean, I just took a little taste. I guess you can have it. I was just hoping for somebody else to..." "Ah, a rookie, hunh? Got scared on the first one? Too bad, they're pretty. That prick you're holding's mighty pretty, too." "Uh, guess I oughta leave," I said, grabbing my towel. "Hey, hold on. I'm not gonna grab it." "That...that wouldn't be so bad. I just don't think I should stay." "Why? Cause you don't wanna be seen doing it? I'm Skip. I'm here for the same reason, right? I've licked some luscious turds in here, let me tell ya! Come on. First time's full of guilt. I'll show ya how to do it and enjoy it. We'll get a nice ass sticking through there and lick the bastard's turd together. Whadda you say? If nothing else, you'll probably get off watching me do it. I love to be watched suckin' on a guy's hot turd!" "Really?!" "Fuck yeah, man! I usually come in, lick a few while they shit, then jack off. I brought this buddy of mine in once... just to show him I really did it. Fucker sat there jerkin' his prick like mad! I got so horny I fuckin' ate half of it! He practically shit on the spot himself, shooting cum all over me! Sssh! Somebody's in there." A voice, without a face, spoke into the hole. "If you shit- lickers are done jabbering in there...I got a real hefty one for ya." "Yeah, promises, promises," Skip quiped, winking at me. "Let's see the package, man. We don't lick shit outta garbage cans!" "Try this can!" He stuck his butt through the hole. It was small and slender, not matching his gruff voice. We looked at each other and smiled. Then we made a beeline for his smooth cheeks. We each took a side and licked his buttocks up and down...taking turns on his shaved asscrack. It was sweet and clean and we both sucked on it avidly. But he didn't come there for a rimjob. He wanted his turd licked! That's what we were for. The guy was gonna do it...and we knew it. Skip grabbed my cock...and I grabbed his. We put our faces up to the guy's ass and waited. But not for long. "Oh, here ya go, fellas! Lick it up, boys...it's gonna be great! I know. I've licked a lot of my own turds. I'm here to share!" Having Skip on the other side, and seeing him sniffing while that thing came out, gave me the courage to do the same. The guy knew what he was doing. He was taking a slow shit. For our pleasure. And it was our pleasure! I got my nose up on it and smelled it too. We looked at each other while we smelled his turd. Skip shot his tongue out! I shot my tongue out! We started licking! "Watch this!" He moved until he was taking the turd into his mouth while I licked on it. Gawd, that turned me on! The thing was big and very dark. It was hard and fat. It was in his mouth and he was sucking on it! I kept licking the juice off of it, right up to and around the gaping asshole. I licked the shitty asslips with that turd coming out. I loved it! Oh, man, I fuckin' loved it! I loved that a guy was taking a shit for me to lick. I loved that I had a friend helping me do it. I loved the mutherfuckin' taste! HOT FUCKIN' ASSHOLE JUICE! I was definitely in the right room! I lifted my hand up and rested it under the emerging turd. When the guy shot it all out, I turned it slightly and put the end in my mouth. It was fresh and soft...kinda gooshy...but sweet as shit! Skip and I looked at each other with turd-filled mouths. He reached over my shoulder and pulled me forward. I did the same to him. He was already munching on the filthy thing, so I started to eat at my end. We didn't even know what the bastard looked like, and here we were eating toward the center of his stinky turd! It took a while, but we didn't stop for a moment. The goal was the center, and we gobbled his shit until we reached it. He was looking in the hole, now, urging us on! "Oh, damn! Told ya it was good. Jeez, I'm gonna fuckin' blow a wad against the wall! EAT MY HOT SHIT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!" Our lips were touching...our very shitty lips! We'd eaten the whole thing. We turned to see the guy's face sticking through the hole. He was a fuckin' doll! Immediately, we moved up against the hole and the three of us all kissed together. Him eating some of his own shit! I was so frantic, Skip took advantage of me. Well, kinda. Actually, it was my idea. I told him to get his butt up. I wanted him to shit in my mouth! I wanted another big fuckin', hot fuckin' fat turd out of his asshole...and I wanted it in my mouth! The other guy went away, then came bursting into the room. Skip straddled the bench. I ate his asshole out while the other guy fucked him in the mouth. A long, sweet, soft turd went down my throat...helped by my eager lips and tongue... while the guy pumped a big load down Skip's throat! I had a turd and a half in my belly and walloped my prick while the guy gave Skip a tremendous blowjob. Skip bent over just in time to catch my spurting cream in his mouth! I wanted to go, but neither of them would let me leave until I'd taken a big dump--in Skip's mouth! He knelt there on the floor gobbling up my shit while the other guy sucked out my asshole! No wonder they named it "THE SHITHOLE"! The three of us layed back exhausted, giggling to each other, having acknowledged how much we loved each other's SHITHOLES! Comments appreciated...please mention story name. bawdypen@hotmail.com (If you enjoy my stories, you might consider donating to Nifty to keep the site operating.)