Date: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 06:28:50 -0700
From: Dave <outinwest@gmail.com>
Subject: Society Boys Part 144

The Society Boys
By Connor Matthews

Chapter 144

I arranged a diversion first and got into my acting persona on Friday night
for when Colin got home.  He walked in the door to a flurry of activity.

"What's with all the trucks outside?"  Colin asked as he strolled in
looking concerned.

"Dude, you're not going to believe this.  We have mold in the walls.
Apparently the vapour barrier has a tear in it and with all the rain we've
been having, and probably over the years it's been growing.  We have to
have the drywall and insulation removed, from the main floor west wall," I
explained as he looked around at all the ladders with workmen putting
plastic up.

"That sucks.  How long will it take?"  He said going over to look at the
wall where part of the drywall had been removed and the `mold' was visible.
Amazing what you can get done for the right amount of money.  It had to be
realistic with Colin being so involved in buildings and real estate.

"Probably a week to make sure it's no longer toxic.  It may explain why
some of us have had headaches or been sneezing so much," I said, sounding
extra concerned.

"I never even noticed.  I gotta work less hours I guess," he said shaking
his head.

"The rest of the guys have packed stuff and moved to the hotel.  I figured
we better get all the kids out first and we can join them later.  I did
pick the Pan Pacific again in case we need room service," I smiled.

"Are you sure you didn't spray mold on the wall just to see Malcolm again,"
he laughed.  I almost choked.  "I'll go grab a suitcase and we can head
out.  Good thing you found this before it really became a health hazard."

I went up with him to pack and we checked into the hotel shortly afterward.
Jason, Alex and the twins were in two rooms in our suite, and we had the
other two rooms.  Kyle said he was staying with friends, but didn't
elaborate.  Troy and `Marvin' said they were staying with J.P. & Ryan.
Blake was already playing with Travis & Trevor and kept running to the ice
machine with the small ice buckets.  "What are you up to boys?"  Jason
asked.

"You'll see," Blake explained as they ran back and forth.  It was keeping
them busy, so we left them alone.  After what seemed like an eternity, they
invited us into the bathroom where they had filled the tub with ice.  It
must have taken a thousand trips.  We were all pretty impressed at the
amount of work that went into it, especially for the small kids.

"So why's the tub filled with ice?" Jason asked.

"It's for a dare.  We're gonna see who can sit in it the longest," he
explained as if it was obvious. "Who wants to go first?"

"I'll go," Alex volunteered, ever the daredevil.  He stripped to his
underwear and slid into the ice.  "Holy shi...darn that's cold." He said
correcting his language in front of his sons.

Blake and the twins giggled as he was timed.  He barely lasted 30 seconds.
Then Jason went, followed by me and Colin.  The best was Colin at 50
seconds.  The twins wanted to try, but opted for dipping their feet into it
and decided that was enough.  Blake slid in, but only lasted 20 seconds
before coming out looking like a smurf.  We wrapped a big fluffy towel
around him to warm him up.

"That's so cold!"  He shivered.

"Well, it IS ice," Jason laughed.  "You should turn on the hot water and
time how long it takes to melt all that," he suggested.  Which of course is
exactly what they did.  Blake wrapped himself in one of the big bathrobes
which was way too big for him, but he looked warm.  Once the fun was over,
it was bedtime for the twins, so Jason and Alex took them to get them
ready.  Blake trotted along as if he was just expected to help.

Colin and I curled up on the couch in the living room and flipped through
the pay movies to select one for later.  Seems a bit of a rip off to pay
$13.99 for a movie, but then what else is there to do in a hotel room?
Okay, let me rephrase that.  What else is there to do in a hotel room with
three little kids running around and no room service waiter handy?

Blake came back looking like Mr. Cool in his robe. "The kids are in bed.
What are we gonna do now?"  We let him look through the movies and it was
no surprise that he selected the latest Hobbit movie.  Blake snuggled up
against Colin and threw his legs over my lap.

"Comfy?"  I asked smiling.  He just looked at me and nodded.  Jason and
Alex came in and joined us. They thought we looked cute together so they
took a few pictures. Blake posed for each one of them.  Once the movie was
over, and I thought it was actually never going to end, we told Blake that
it was bedtime.  He complained that he shouldn't have to go yet, but I
think he was pretty tired so didn't put up much of a fight and headed for
the twins bedroom.

"Where you going?"  I asked expecting that he would go to the bedroom next
to ours.

"I'm sleeping with the twins," he explained.  "It's a strange place and
they need someone around in case the wake up."

He actually made sense so Jason allowed him to join the twins, as long as
he slept in underwear since the twins were in pyjamas.  We kissed him
goodnight and he ran off to bed.

"I think he's enjoying having the younger kids around," I said smiling.
"You should seriously reconsider staying and not moving out."

"If all this shit with Damian goes away and they give James to you as a
foster child, we'd have to stay until we can adopt him anyway.  They said
that it could take a year to make sure his real father doesn't come
forward.  We still think that in the long term it'll be better for all of
us if we live separate.  We have our own families now and we should start
working on them.

"I hear you.  Colin and I have been working on having another kid.  He's
been trying to get me pregnant," I smirked.

"How long's he been trying?" Alex smiled. "Three years?"

"Something like that," I admitted.

"Maybe I should give it a try.  Just in case you're doing it wrong Colin.
Would you mind?"

"Go for it," he replied.  Alex came over, pulled off my shirt and
unbuttoned my pants as I sat on the couch.  He slid them off and then
lowered my underwear.  I wonder how come I'm always the first one naked in
a room. He told me to turn around, so I slid to my knees and put my chest
on the couch.  Alex quickly stripped and spread my legs.  He wasted no time
in entering me and gave me a good old fashioned fucking.  It started with
Jason and Colin on both sides of me just watching but didn't stay that way.
Colin undressed and got down behind Alex.  He fingered him for a while and
then pushed him forward to fuck him as well.  Jason slid down in front of
me so I could suck his cock.  No point in leaving someone out.  We stayed
like that for a while just taking our time and having fun.  Now this is a
much better use of a hotel room if you ask me.  We probably could have gone
all night until we heard a small grunt near us and looked over to see Blake
standing off to the side jerking his cock with the front of his underwear
down.  He had just shot his own load.

"Blake!  Go back to bed," I said almost sternly.

"What?  I'm allowed to watch.  Plus I can't.  I think one of the twins wet
the bed.  That's what I came out to tell you, but you guys were busy, so I
waited."

That was considerate of him I thought to myself.  Well, it would have been
of it wasn't for the whole voyeuristic nature of him standing there jerking
off.  Needless to say, that ended our sex session.  We each pulled on
shorts and a t-shirt and went to help.  I whispered to Blake to go to the
bathroom to clean up.  He complained as usual, but did it.  Jason and Alex
checked on the twins and we decided the best thing was to move them to the
other room for now.  Not sure how it works in a hotel.  We might have to
buy a whole new bed or something.  The two boys stayed asleep as Jason
quickly changed one of them were carried to the other bedroom.  They slept
like the dead.  Blake came back looking like he'd just had a shower, and
when questioned, he said he had to wash the pee off him, but it didn't
deter him from climbing back into bed with the boys.

Once they were tucked in and settled again, we went back to the living
room.  "Has that happened before?" Colin asked.

"No, it's a first.  Maybe they were excited or nervous about the hotel or
forgot to go before they climbed into bed.  Guess we'll have to watch for
it in the future," Alex replied.

"Yeah, we don't need Blake getting into watersports this early," I said
inappropriately and was quickly told off by everyone.  Well, we don't do
we?  Everyone is so sensitive, geez.  We were certainly out of the mood for
more sex, so we retired for the evening.  Colin and I snuggled and I think
I humped his leg most of the night like a dog in heat.  I felt like a
teenager on a combination of Viagra and Cialis while watching porn.

The next day was Colin's birthday and Blake bounced in and made a flying
leap into bed.  "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!" He yelled waking us up abruptly.

"Thanks Buddy," Colin said croaking as he tried to wake up.  Blake wiggled
into bed between us and handed Colin a present.

"Open it Dad, come on!"  He said grinning.

Colin sat up and tried to open his eyes.  I looked down the bed to see if
his morning boner was showing.  If it was, I could always whack it on the
head to make it go away until I was ready to take care of it as my own
birthday present to him later.  He took the present and unwrapped it.  It
was a silver tube and when he opened it, there was a piece of paper in it.
It took him a minute to read and he looked at Blake in disbelief.

"Do you like it?"  Blake asked with big eyes waiting in anticipation.

"Buddy, this is the best gift ever.  How did you think of it?"

"You like cars, so I thought this would be fun for you.  Plus you have a
model of a race car in your office."

Colin handed it to me which was important or I wouldn't be able to tell you
about it.  I read the certificate which said that it was good for two hours
in a race car at the speedway in Mission.

"How did you get something like this?"  Colin asked.  "It's the most
perfect gift ever."

"I know people," Blake smiled as he stared back and forth at the two of us.
He MUST know people as he hadn't talked to me at all.  My guess is that his
`people' was Kyle.  Colin leaned over and gave Blake a huge hug and kiss
and of course Blake being the super affectionate one, climbed on top of
Colin and folded his hands across his chest and looked him straight in the
eye.  "So how old are you now Dad?"

"26," Colin replied.

Blake grinned.  "That's pretty old, huh?  Okay turn over.  You have to get
26 birthday spanks."

"Why?"  Colin asked with a smirk.

"Well, you're supposed to get birthday bumps but you're too big for me to
lift, so you get birthday spanks instead.  So turn over mister."  Colin
just went along with it and rolled over.  Blake yanked the covers back to
expose my husband's cute ass and spanked him 26 times.  Maybe we should
have worn clothes to bed.  By the time he was done Colin's ass was
definitely a lot pinker and Blake grinned at his handiwork.  Then he leaned
over and kissed each cheek lightly.

"It's your birthday, so everyone has to kiss your ass all day," Blake
giggled.  "Come on Justin, you have to kiss his ass too."

"That's all I ever do," I said feigning a complaint as I leaned over Blake
and kissed the pink cheeks of the birthday boy.  I wanted to do so much
more than kiss them, but with mini man watching we had to keep it PG.

"You wanna go and use your present today?" Blake asked.

"Sounds like fun.  Maybe we'll go after we actually wake up.  How was your
night sleeping with the twins?" Colin asked.

"Good, except for the whole pee thing.  They move around too much though so
it's pretty hard to sleep properly."

"I know what you mean," Colin laughed at the irony of it.  Blake wasn't
exactly a stay still kinda sleeper himself.  It would be fun to put a video
camera on them all night and see how many miles they do.  "It's still
pretty early.  Why don't we get another couple hours of sleep and then we
can have breakfast," he said looking at the clock indicating it was barely
6am.  Who gets up at these hours? I don't even know why they have a 6am on
the clock.  Blake shuffled down the bed and pulled the covers back over us
and we went back to sleep.  A couple hours later we got up and prepared for
the day.  Important things first.  If you're not gonna use your morning
boner for good, then you have to pee it away.  We all used the bathroom
together and it was kinda fun.  I brushed my teeth as Blake peed and Colin
hit the shower.  Then I peed while Blake brushed his teeth and Colin still
showered.  Blake and I leaned against the sink as we continued to wait for
Colin to finish.  I put my face against the glass to watch him and Blake
giggled and did the same thing.  Colin was oblivious to us.  I almost
wanted to check my calendar to see how long this shower was taking.  Blake
finally opened the door and jumped in with him.

"God Dad, you sure take long showers," he complained.  Then I waited as the
two of them had a shower.  Colin washed Blake's hair and helped him get
clean.  Like father like son.  They were in there forever.  If this had
been at home, I would have joined them, but it was a hotel shower and not
big enough for all three of us.  Two for sure, but three would have been
really tight.  Eventually they finished and I took my shower a lot quicker
than they had.  By the time we got out, Jason and Alex were up and moving
around.  We said good morning and ordered breakfast for everyone.  It
arrived 20 minutes later and Colin and I both smiled as Malcolm rolled in
the cart.  He looked a bit surprised and then blushed as he put everything
out for us.  He did a double take at Jason and me as was customary, and
asked if we needed anything else.

"You are welcome to stay if you want," I smiled. "Would be nice to have our
room service waiter's personal service again."

"Thank you sir," He said professionally "but we're having a busy morning
and I think I should be getting back. Plus it looks like you're having a
family breakfast."  He emphasized `family' a little as he looked at Blake.
I could happily lock Blake in the bathroom for an hour if we could get him
to stay.  I handed Malcolm a 50 as we signed for breakfast and he headed
off promising to contact us soon.  From the way he looked at us, I'm sure
he would be sporting a woody for the rest of the morning thinking about the
last time we were here.

Jason went to get the twins, and they appeared sleepily, until they saw all
the food and then climbed into a chair to grab anything that had their
attention.  We remembered to order milk and orange juice in addition to
everything else.

Kyle texted me a little while later to say that all the plans were going as
expected and they would be ready for tonight.  The idea was to keep Colin
out of the house until 6pm and then we'd head home for his surprise party.
We spent the day as a family and went to the track to watch Colin get his
ride in the race car.  They also let the boys climb in and go for a much
slower ride in it.  The twins looked adorable in the giant helmets made for
adults.  I think we were there for four hours before we left.  Some of the
best parts were when we were shown the back areas, the pits, and how to
speed change a tire.  That would come in handy if I ever got a flat on the
road.  It was an awesome day and I felt so butch.  Around 3pm, Jason and
Alex said they had promised our parents they would take the twins over for
a bit.  Blake asked if he could go along, which of course was prearranged,
but made to look like it was spontaneous.  So far, I don't think Colin
suspected a thing.

Once we were alone, I took Colin's hand and suggested we go back to the
hotel for his real birthday present.

"So sex, huh?"  He laughed.

"No, not sex huh.  Birthday sex!"  I grinned.

"And how does that differ from regular sex?"  He asked.

"Blowing out the candles is more fun," I grinned as I kissed him.  We raced
to the hotel and fooled around for a couple of hours until I had worn him
out.  I made sure he got 26 of everything.  Yeah, right!  I'm good, but I'm
not THAT good...now that would be a Guinness record, I'm sure.  "We should
go do something special tonight for dinner.  Maybe go to a fancy restaurant
with everyone or something.  You said you wanted a birthday with the
family, so I thought this might be nice."

"Great idea," he grinned as we hugged in bed.  I pretended to text Blake.

"Okay, Jason and Alex will have Blake meet us at the restaurant.  We should
dress up though," I smiled as I got out of bed and ran to the next room and
came back with two garment bags.  I lay one down for Colin and
smiled. "Happy birthday part one!"

He opened it and pulled out an Armani Tuxedo.  "Oh my god, that's
incredible!"  He exclaimed as he slowly removed it from the bag.  It shone
with a glow that only an Armani suit can. "I needed a new Tux.  Thank you
so much!"  He lay the suit down and ran around to give me a kiss, which
started my boner up again.  We hugged and kissed for a bit more.  If this
is how he reacts to all presents, then I should do this daily.  I opened up
the other bag to reveal an almost identical tuxedo for me.

I ran back out and got the bag with everything else in it.  I had decided
to keep the look classic, so went with a white tux shirt, black bow tie,
black socks and new shoes for us.  He loved it all and I got kisses for
each item.  I almost wanted to run around the suite and find more things to
give him.  We showered, shaved, did our hair, put on cologne and then
dressed up to the tits and looked so hot we could win awards.  The shoes
were so shiny you almost could see yourself in them.  Colin looked so
incredibly hot I was getting horny again.  I wanted to bend him over the
edge of the bed, yank his pants down...well, you get the idea.  I took his
hand and we headed downstairs to the lobby where a limousine was waiting
for us.  The doorman opened the car and we climbed in.  Just as we got
under way my phone miraculously rang.

"Hello."  I said answering it.  "Yeah, this is Justin."  I listened for a
while and said a couple of `oh shit's' and `damn's'.  "Okay, we're just
going out to dinner, can this wait until tomorrow?"  I listened some more.
"Hang on.  I put the phone down and looked at Colin.  "It's the contractor
at the house.  They found the source of the problem.  Apparently we have
several leaks in the pipes in the house that have been spraying into the
walls slowly causing the rot.  He wants us to swing by and show us so we
can decide how to proceed.  Want me just to tell him to go ahead?"

"Of course.  If we don't fix it, we'll just end up with the same problem
again.  One of the buildings I renovated a few years ago had this problem
that hadn't been taken care of and it cost almost as much to fix, as if
we'd built from scratch.  What time do we have to be at dinner?"  He asked.

"Reservation is in about 45 minutes if you want to go take a look.  Sorry
babe.  This isn't how I planned your big day," I said looking as sad as I
could trying to squeak out a few tears.

"Don't worry about it.  It's been awesome so far.  It'll take 5 minutes to
swing by the house and take a look.  You realize that if it's a big job, we
should just have the whole house redone and get it fixed properly.  We
might be in the hotel for months."

"With our room service waiter?  I'm okay with that," I said cheering up
accordingly.  He shook his head and laughed.  I put the phone back up to my
face and said we'd be there in 10 minutes.  I told the driver of our change
of plans, although he actually had only one destination anyway.  We pulled
up at the front doors of the house and my heart was racing.  There was no
sign of anything unusual and the house was relatively dark with only one
contractor van at the side of the driveway.

"Where is everyone?" I asked trying to sound upset.  "You'd think if the
problem was that serious they'd work all night."

"Even contractors go home to their families," Colin assured me as I took
his hand and we entered the darkened house.  I hit the lights and actually
scared the crap out of Colin who almost broke my hand as everyone yelled
`SURPRISE!!'

He turned to look at me and grinned.  "You set this whole thing up?  What
about the mold?"

"Fake," I laughed.

"But the hole in the wall and mold?"

"Mold was a movie set design and the hole was needed to make it look real."

As we looked around the house, the amount of work was incredible.  The
whole main floor had been transformed into an oasis.  There was a line of
palm trees all lit up with white lights, leading to what looked like an
ocean setting, complete with sand and the long formal table.  The lighting
was perfect as if we were outside in a tropical location somewhere.  It
must have taken a huge crew to pull this off, but it was exactly what I
planned.

"Happy Birthday, Colin," Blake said as he came up to us grinning from ear
to ear, dressed in an identical Armani suit.  "Were you surprised?"

"Shocked and almost had heart failure is more like it," he laughed as he
hugged Blake.  "Of course, I'm not sure what is the biggest surprise, this
or your new hair."  His curly mop had been straightened and he looked
completely different.  It was perfectly brushed and he looked so grown up
that we almost didn't recognize him, but if I had a choice, I'd stick with
the curly haired boy I was familiar with.

"You like it?" he said showing it off. "`Marvin' and Uncle Ryan helped me
with it."

"You look amazing buddy," Colin said as we wandered into the house further.
The next surprise was when he saw two people come around the corner to
greet us.  "Mom? Dad?"  Colin said as he ran up to hug his parents.  "When
did you get here?"

"Flew in last night and stayed here to help out.  Happy birthday, son," his
Dad said.  My parents were next up and hugged him.  At this rate it would
be midnight before we would have dinner.  Everyone was dressed formally and
the house so incredible that I think we should keep it like this.

"So just to be clear, there's no mold or water leaks right?"  Colin grinned
as he looked at me.

"Nope, none," I admitted.

"Well, I'm not easily fooled but you got me good. You really did.  I still
keep looking for the hole in the walls."

Our entire family was there, including Mary, Sheila and Cory.  J.P. had
brought Ryan along as well since we considered him family now too.  Jason
and Alex were dressed up with the twins, who looked adorable in little
matching suites with different shirts and ties.  I was happy that Jason
wasn't dressing the boys identically.  Being twins (now triplets) we
understood not to do that.  James was there with a lady introduced as a
child protection worker, Charlotte.  I think she was giving me the evil
eye, but it might just be in my mind.  She was dressed up formally for the
occasion as well.  James had also been put into a tux and looked like a
proper gentleman.  This was definitely going to be a tame party.  I guess
having our parents there assured us of that regardless.  There were several
waiters serving drinks and hors d'oeuvres.  We mingled for a short while
with everyone with good music playing in the background.  It looked like a
formal party for a king.  It kinda was.  My king.  King Colin!

Dinner was announced quickly, so we all took our seats at the oversized
giant table.  Once everyone was seated, I stood up as the official host.
"Thank you all for coming to Colin's birthday.  As you know, he's getting
on in age and it won't be long before he hits 30 and it's all downhill from
there, so we figured we better have a special evening while he can still
remember it," I said getting a few chuckles.  "What do you get for a guy
who has everything?  Well, I think this is it.  Friends, family and loved
ones.  Colin, we wanted tonight to be extra special so made sure to invite
everyone to be here tonight.  Your parents from California...and it's
always a pleasure to see the in-laws."  I few chuckled at that.  I guess
some don't like their in-laws, but I actually get along with Ethan and
Margaret really well.  "We did invite your brother and sister-in-law, but
as you know they have a small child making it difficult for them to get
away.  But they send their love and asked me to give you a message.  I have
it here somewhere," I said as I checked all my pockets.  "Sorry, I seem to
have misplaced it, but I don't think I could relay the sentiment as well as
they could anyway."  I looked over toward the entrance of the room and
everyone turned to see Carter, Daphne and their daughter heading towards
us.  Colin jumped up and ran over to hug them, almost with tears in his
eyes.  He didn't get to see his brother very often so this was pretty
special.

"Happy birthday, baby brother," Carter said as he hugged him tight.

Colin was lost for words and someone had to hand him a Kleenex to wipe his
tears.  I smiled as they all sat down together.  Their daughter went and
sat with the other kids who introduced themselves excitedly.  Colin looked
up at me and said, "If you have any more surprises, will you give me some
warning?  I'm at my pre heart attack limit."

"See what happens when you get old?  You just can't handle things like you
used to," I smirked.  "No worries.  I think that's enough for now.  Happy
birthday and thanks for being the best partner a guy could have.  I hope we
have a hundred more years together.  A toast to Colin!"  I raised my glass
and everyone raised theirs as well and said `to Colin!'  I sat down and he
kissed me and held my hand.  Throughout dinner, others got up and told
stories about him and wished him a happy birthday.  We managed to keep it
pretty family friendly for the most part with only the odd inappropriate
thing, usually coming from his Dad and what he was like growing up.

"We live on the beach in California and I remember when he was about 14 we
were woken up by a loud noise downstairs.  I thought at first we had a
burglar, so I grabbed the bat and headed down to see what was going on,
expecting to hit the alarm and call the police.  Here was Colin stark
naked, drunk and covered from head to toe in thick black oil.  He'd knocked
over a drum of it in the garage and then fallen in it.  He tracked it all
through the house and was heading for his bedroom as if nothing was wrong.
He looked at me when I turned the light on and just said with a big smile
`Hi Dad!'  All you could see were his white teeth under all that oil.  It
took us hours to clean him up and the house took days to get back to
normal."

"And I was grounded for two months," Colin added.

"It wasn't the only time he got into trouble though.  We could never get
him to keep his clothes on, even from being a little baby.  He was 8 and
decided that he was going to the mall.  Only he chose to go on his bike,
completely void of clothing.  He was brought home by police and he still
didn't understand why he had to wear clothes when it was so hot out,"
Margaret explained.

"Okay, that's enough Colin stories," Colin said quickly as he blushed.

"Oh come on, little brother.  Everyone loves these, don't you?"  Carter
said as the room applauded and agreed.  "So he's 13 and just got his first
girlfriend.  That's before he realized he was going to be playing for the
other team.  He had been bugging me for months to teach him how to drive,
so I'd given him lessons around the yard.  Colin decides that he wants to
show her how cool he is, so he borrows the Porsche and drives over to her
house on his own for his planned date.  Somehow the two of them manage to
get past her parents and take off in the car.  He's barely a block before
he hits a fire hydrant, and like a Hollywood movie, it shoots water about a
mile into the air.  I get the call from the police, as my parents were out
of town, and by the time I get there both of them looked like drowned rats
both cuddling together under a large blanket.  He has pretty much flooded
the neighborhood and wrecked the Porsche."

"Girls were such a distraction back then!!  Best first date, EVER!"  Colin
grinned.

"How come we never knew about this?"  Ethan asked looking at his two sons.

"I had the car repaired, paid for damages to the fire hydrant and the
cleanup, and we agreed to keep it between brothers," Carter grinned.

"Until you ratted me out 13 years later," Colin said giving his brother a
fake scowl.  He looked at his Dad.  "I know! I know!  I'm grounded."

The room erupted with laughter as Colin looked like a little kid as he hung
his head.

"That's so cool Dad!" Blake grinned from the other end of the table.

"Don't even think about taking a car out when you go on a date," I said
quickly as Blake folded his arms and glared at me, causing more laughter.

"I never did get a second date with her, by the way," Colin admitted.  "Her
parents said I was a bad influence."

"Once he realized he liked boys and not girls, it was a fashion show every
day.  I don't think he wore the same thing to school more than once.  I
can't tell you how many times I had to push him out the door so he wouldn't
be late," Carter told us.

"I had to look fabulous!"  He replied.

"He didn't even hesitate when he told us he was gay," Ethan said.  "Just
came straight down one morning at breakfast and said `Good Morning, pass
the Rice Krispies.  By the way, I'm gay and I have a boyfriend.  Oh, and
I'm not a virgin anymore either.  Cool huh?'  Simple as that and finished
his breakfast."

"I think if you want to talk about heart attacks; that would be my big
one," Margaret said.  "Not because he was gay, as I kinda figured he might
be, but because he announced he wasn't a virgin.  I realized my little boy
wasn't that little anymore."

I leaned over and whispered in his ear "and you're still not that little."
He squeezed my hand as a warning.  I gave him a stupid knowing grin.

"After that he made it a point of bringing boys over constantly, almost
trying to shock us with how he acted with them.  We wondered if he was ever
going to grow up and settle down.  Then he met Justin and we couldn't be
happier."

I think it was my turn to blush now.  I thanked her and we had the most
amazing dinner with everyone enjoying most items.  The kids got different
food if they wanted it, as some of the stuff was a little fancy for them.
Some of the food was a little fancy for me, but I did my best to try
everything as long as it didn't look like snot.  Once dinner was over we
headed for the great room, where the furniture had been rearranged to make
enough space, and Colin was given a chair up front.

"So my present to you is what has been paying all this music all night," I
said grinning as I pulled the screen away from in front of the stereo.
"This is a Clear Audio turntable and don't even think of moving it.  It
weighs over 700 pounds and it was a bitch to get in here, so I hope you
like where it's placed, because it's not moving anytime soon."

Colin got up to have a look at it and he was amazed.  "God, it's beautiful.
I have a shitload of vinyl in California which are just in storage.  We'll
have to bring them up and make this a music centre.  Thanks babe."  He
hugged me and gave me a quick and appropriate kiss considering the family
was in the room.  Colin had no idea what a pain in the ass that turntable
was to get here.  Not only was it $150,000, but to get it delivered was
almost $5000 and took several men to get it in the house apparently.  The
thing was a precision instrument and definitely something unique that I
hoped he would like.  Other gifts were a range of cool clothes, stuff for
his office that he could play with, like a Rubik's cube and one of those
ball clicker things where you lift on ball and drop it and it hits the
others.  He also got a red duck with a top hat that had liquid in a tube
and kept bobbing up and down.  Looked like something from the 70's.  There
were several other perpetual motion things like that, which he seemed to
love.  Talking about perpetual motion things, Blake was almost sitting on
Colin's lap, and as each present arrived, he was like an extra set of hands
as Colin let him help open stuff.

Once all the presents were opened it was time for the entertainment.  Kyle
had been in charge of it and we had no idea what he had planned. He dragged
out two folding screens and put them on the left and right side of the room
in front of us and stood in between them and smiled.

"Colin, we all love you and while we're not the traditional family, we are
probably one of the best families anywhere.  Some of us would have had very
different lives if we hadn't met you and it's been just like magic around
here.  So with that in mind, here's proof!"  He dropped the left screen and
a man was standing there in black pants and a black t-shirt.  Where the
hell did he come from?

"Good evening.  I'm Walden Cambie and tonight I'm going to share some up
close and personal magic with you.  I hope that by the end of tonight,
you'll believe in the impossible.  Does anyone have a coin?"

Troy pulled out a loonie and the magician asked him to come up.  None of us
were very far away so we could see everything.  He handed Troy a felt pen.
"Please write your initials on the face of the coin so they can be clearly
seen."  Troy did as instructed.  "Does anyone have a pencil?"

Blake ran into the kitchen excitedly and ran back with one to hand to him.
"Watch closely," he said as Blake stood almost touching him.  We all stared
in amazement as he pushed the pencil through the center of the coin and
showed us Troy's initials around the pencil.  Blake was ooo'ing and ahh'ing
and I had to admit, for something so simple, it was impressive to see it up
close.  He slowly pulled the pencil out and showed us the coin intact with
Troy's initials still on it.  He handed the coin back to Troy and the
pencil to Blake.  They both looked at their individual items to find the
gimmick, but apparently there wasn't one.

He did several more small tricks and then they started to get bigger and
even more impressive.  He took a deck of cards and handed them to Colin to
check.  He certified that they were real.  Next he had Colin pick a card
and show it to everyone and place it back in the deck.  Of course he got it
right, which seemed like a letdown.  He smiled and asked Colin to pick
another card, only this time he had him write his name on the card and
place it back in the deck.  He had Colin shuffle the deck and place it on
the table.  He threw a handkerchief over the deck making it obvious that he
wasn't touching the cards in any way.  Then he slammed his hand on the
table quickly and lifted it up.  When he did, in his palm was Colin's card
with his initials on it.  He handed it to Colin and pulled the cloth off
the cards and asked him to check the deck.  His card was not in it.  I was
blown away, but he wasn't done yet.  He took the card and ripped it into 10
pieces and put all the cards and the pieces back into the pack and closed
it.  He handed it to me and told me to hold onto it.

"I just realized that I have a few more things I need to do with the cards,
would you open the pack and pull the deck out, please."  I did as he said
and it was immediately obvious that the ripped card was missing.  I looked
in the pack and it simply wasn't there.  "I need all the pieces of the
ripped card to complete the deck for the next trick," he said looking at me
expectantly.

"The card's not in here," I said for everyone's benefit, and I'm sure the
magician already knew that.

"Well we have to find it.  Would everyone please have a look on the floor
around you in case it dropped out?"

The kids all looked around as if they actually expected to find something.
The twins were crawling under the table and looking under chairs.  They
even made Jason and Alex stand up in case they were sitting on it.  James
was also getting into it and even though he still pretended to be the tough
guy, you could see the intrigue in his eyes.  After a few minutes of
looking, the magician has everyone stop and the kids were asked to stand
near him.

"Did you look everywhere?" he asked.

"Yes, sir," said Travis politely.

"Did you find it?"

"No, it's not nowhere," Trevor replied.

"Did you check your pockets?"  He asked.  The kids all looked at him for a
split second and then put their hands in their pockets.  Each one brought
out a piece of the missing card and held it in their hand.  "Oh good.  I
knew we could find it.  Would you place the pieces on the table for me and
could someone count them."

James took the lead and counted the six pieces from each of the kids.  "I
think we're still missing some pieces.  Oh, I know where they are!" he said
as he snapped his fingers loudly.  "Don't we have some Triplets here this
evening?"

"Yes, Jason, Justin and J.P.," Cory said helpfully pointing at us.

"That's what's happened.  Three of the pieces are probably with them as
they got confused as to who was who.  Would you check your pockets please?"
We did ask he asked and surprisingly, but actually not a surprise, the
three pieces were there.  We placed them on the table and he counted the
pieces again.  "Still only nine.  One missing.  Would the birthday boy,
take off his left shoe please."

Colin smiled and pulled off his shoe and shook it out.  We all expected the
piece to fall out, but it didn't.  I think the kids were the most
disappointed.  The magician scratched his head.  "Strange, I was sure it
was in there.  Would you mind removing your sock as well?"  We all watched
as Colin pulled his sock off and was asked to lift his foot up.  Stuck to
the bottom of his foot was the missing piece.

"Impossible," Colin said stunned.  The rest of the room was equally as
amazed.  No way!  How could that happen?  We were all standing here
watching, so it had to be magic.  Once the final piece was placed on the
table the cloth was placed back over it all and the magician asked the
twins to come up and say the magic words.  They looked at their big brother
who said "Abracadabra."

"Abba-ca-dabba" the boys said in unison.  The magician pulled the cloth off
and the card was on the table intact with Colin's initials on it.  I have
to admit, I probably cheered the loudest.

"Does anyone have a $20 bill?" the magician asked.  Kyle handed him one and
was asked to wait for a second as he called Margaret up.  "Would you
confirm that this is a regular $20 bill?"

"It is," she said.  Kyle was handed a marker and asked to write his name on
it.  Then Margaret was asked to write her name on the backside of it.  He
rolled the bill up into a small tube and then folded it in half.  He handed
it to Colin and asked him to keep it tightly protected in his fist.  He
took a handkerchief from his pocket and covered Colin's hand.  Walden
reached into his pocket and pulled out a $5 bill and rolled it up and
folded it in half as well and asked Brandon to hold it in his fist.  He
went back to Colin and asked if he still had the bill in his hand.

"Sure," Colin said confidently.

"Would you please show the room that you still have it," he said as he
removed the handkerchief covering his hand.

Colin opened his hand and was asked to hold up the bill and unfold it, but
not unroll it yet.  As soon as he did, we could clearly see that it was the
blue $5 bill and not the green 20.  The magician took the bill between his
index finger and thumb and kept it in clear sight as he returned to where
Kyle and Margaret were.  He unrolled the bill and showed both of them and
all of us their signatures were on the bill.  Again, no fucking way he
could have done that.  Someone was in on this and fooling all of us.  He
handed the $5 bill to Kyle and thanked him for the use of it.

"Ummm, I gave you a 20," Kyle smiled.

"Oh right," he said snapping his fingers and walked over to Brandon and
asked him to open his fist and unfold the bill.  It was a white piece of
paper that once unrolled said `Happy Birthday, Colin!'  The room broke into
huge applause and the magician took a bow and thanked Kyle and Margaret.

"Ummm, still missing my $20."

"Yeah, sorry about that.  I'm working on it, but all this magic is taking a
lot out of me.  Can someone grab me a piece of fruit or something?"  Blake
ran to the kitchen and returned with an orange and handed it to the
magician.  He placed it on the table in front of him and pulled his sleeves
up as he pulled a jackknife out of his pocket and began to cut the orange
in half.  He was very careful not to hide anything as he pulled the orange
apart and separated the pieces.  He showed us one half of it and pulled on
the corner of something and eased a $20 bill out of the center of the
orange.  He handed it back to Kyle and took his $5 bill back.  There was no
signatures on it, but it was still impressive.  Blake could have picked any
piece of fruit, but got the one that had the bill in it.  Absolutely wild.

He did one thing that was kinda spooky and would probably give the kids
nightmares, but it was still pretty cool.  He swallowed a piece of string
and then pulled it out of the top of his belly button.  It looked as if it
was actually embedded in his skin. As he pulled it, his skin pulled forward
with it and it slowly come out.  There was a lot of `eewwwing' and
`yucking' going on as he removed it from his stomach.  Gross, and
fascinating at the same time.

He did several amazing tricks and brought the kids into a few of them.  He
laid out a deck of cards on the table all face up and asked each kid to
slide a card they liked to the edge of the table. He stayed well back from
the cards and then asked the birthday boy to pick his favorite card.

"I also have favorite cards and before I came here tonight I put an X on
the back of the cards I like.  Colin, would you turn over the cards that
each of you have selected."  We all watched as he turned each card over to
reveal an X on the back side of them.  Of course, that's pretty easy since
you could just mark all cards with an X, but in true magic spirit, he had
Colin turn the other cards over to reveal that none of them had an X on
them.  I so want to be a magician now.  Each trick got me watching harder
and harder, but I got more and more stumped as he continued.

The final trick was the coolest in my mind.  He made an invisible taco for
the kids. I'd seen something similar on a TV show, but it was still really
cool.  He announced each ingredient as he made it in front of us only there
was nothing there.  A fact that the kids happily pointed out as he asked if
they could smell the ground beef cooking and if they liked that sauce he
was putting on.  He even licked his fingers as if to taste it himself.  The
kids were giving him the worst time about it.  He then put the invisible
taco in into a take-out box and sealed it.  He handed it to Cory and told
him to enjoy it.  Of course he opened it and there was nothing there, which
he showed the magician.

"What?  I just made it in front of you.  You all saw me make it right?  I
make the best tacos anywhere.  Are you sure there's nothing in the box?"

Cory showed it to him and the magician shook his head.  "Close it up again
and hand it back to me.  I want to see for myself."  Cory closed it and
handed it back.  The Magician never left our sight, but opened the box so
it was facing him and shook his head.  "I just love the look and smell of
tacos, but maybe you already had dinner and just weren't hungry.  This
looks fine to me."  He turned the box to face us and sure enough the thing
was full of the biggest taco filled with meat, cheese, lettuce and sauce.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing.  On TV, you just assume some camera
trick or other such thing to fool the audience, but here, in front of us,
he was doing the absolute impossible.  It truly made you believe in magic.
He was done for the night and we all gave him a standing ovation.  Blake
wanted to know how all the tricks were done, but Colin explained to him
that a magician never reveals his secrets.

"Then how does anyone ever learn them?"  Blake asked.  "What if I want to
become a magician?"

"Then you have to become an apprentice and be able to keep secrets," Walden
said as he smiled at him.

"I can keep secrets.  I'm really good at it.  I never tell anyone anything.
Right Dad?"

I had to keep my mouth shut.  Blake told everyone everything.  Even when he
was keeping a secret, he would tell you about the secret he was keeping to
show you he could keep it.  Defeating the point completely.  Charlotte told
Jason that it was time for her to get James back to his group home and that
they should say goodnight.  James was sticking close to his brothers, but
he had done a good job of interacting with everyone and actually seemed to
be having fun.  At least until he had to leave and say goodbye to his
siblings.  I still think it sucked that this had to be the way it was for
now.  My mind immediately rushed back to Damian and just how much damage
that little puke had done. The twins walked him out and it was another
round of hugs before he climbed in the car to head off.

The magician packed up his stuff as we continued with Colin's birthday.
Stories continued to be told and we had a few drinks as the night wore on.
It was a pretty tame party for us, but it was good with family and friends,
all of whom stayed fully clothed the entire time.  This wasn't so much a
party in my mind as a get together.  This is how I imagined it would be
when I get sent to the old folk's home by my kids.  Colin was just getting
a head start since he was so close to 30 now that you could almost hear his
bones creaking.

Carter and Daphne said they had to get their daughter home to bed, so Colin
and I walked them to the door, with their parents and said good night.  His
parents also said their goodbyes.  Colin tried to get them to stay at the
house in the bachelor suite, but they said they were set up at the Four
Seasons.  Plans were made for the family to get together tomorrow.  Our own
kids were exhausted but were doing their best to stay awake.  Trevor stuck
his thumb in his mouth and almost as soon as he did it Travis looked at
him, and then stuck his thumb in his own mouth.  It was as if whatever one
did, the other figured he had to do as well.  I smiled and nudged Jason who
looked at his sons.

"I think it's time for a bath and then we'll read you a story," Jason said
as he and Alex herded them off to put them to bed and said they'd be back
shortly.

Blake was still being himself and blurted out "Dad, did you hear?  All the
toilets in Vancouver have been stolen.  Police have nothing to go on!"  He
paused. "That's a pun right?"

"Yep, that's a pun," I laughed and my Mom and Dad smiled.  They used that
as their excuse to say their goodbyes along with Mary.  Jason promised to
bring the twins over tomorrow to spend some time with their new
grandparents.

"Can Cory spend the night?"  Blake asked Sheila.

"Cory has to be at home tonight.  We have to go out in the morning," She
apologized.

"Oh, okay.  I'll get my stuff and spend the night at your place then," he
said as the two boys ran off before anyone could object.

Sheila looked at us. "If you're okay with it, I don't mind.  I can have him
back in the morning."

"Are you sure.  If he's going to affect your plans, we'll just tell him he
has to stay here tonight."

"He's probably already in the car," she laughed.  "No, it's no trouble.
Having the two of them around is a lot of fun anyway."

Turns out he wasn't in the car.  He and Cory had gone to help Jason and
Alex give the twins a bath and read a story.  I wasn't sure who got the
bathed the most.  The twins or Blake and Cory.  They looked almost as wet
as if they'd gotten in fully clothed.  Blake had his backpack and said good
night to everyone before leaving.  He was so independent that I could see
him asking for his own house by the time he was 14.  My guess is the
bachelor suite would become his own apartment.  Could you imagine the
trouble he'd get up to in there?  Now it was just us and it was barely 9pm.

"I think this is the tamest party you've ever thrown," `Marvin' said as he
cracked another beer.

"They say you lose your sex drive when you get old, so I'm guessing this is
what I have to look forward to when I'm past my prime," I smiled as I put
my arm around Colin.

"Hate to tell you this sweetheart, but guys hit their prime at 17, so
you're already on the downward slope,"

"God, can you imagine what it'll be like when I'm 26 and you're already
over 30?"

"Yep, you'll be worn out from screwing half of Vancouver, and I'll still
have tons of energy," Colin laughed as he hugged me.

"So did you like your family party?"  I asked as I hugged Colin and looked
into his eyes.

"It was perfect.  So awesome seeing my parents and brother and sister.
Thanks honey."

"I wanted it to be special for you."  Our formal birthday dinner party was
over and I felt all grown up especially with all of us in Tuxedos.  I felt
like we were at a presidential event.  The front gate buzzed and I looked
at my watch.  Someone was early.  We had said 9:30 for part two of the
party.  "I hope you're not too tired, old man.  I figured you might want to
party late into the night with some of your friends after the family left.
Ready for your next party?" I asked as I took Colin's hand and we went to
the front door after buzzing the gate open.

He laughed.  "The way you herded everyone out of here so early, I figured
you were up to something else."

"I'm that transparent huh?"  I grinned as Brandon and Randy pulled up.

"Let's see, I'm married to you and you haven't had a party yet where
clothes didn't come off one way or another.  No reason to suspect different
this time," Colin grinned as he greeted his friends.

"Who said clothes were coming off?  I just thought you might like a
separate party with friends where we can drink and play loud music without
the parents around."

"I'll bet you a million dollars that this turns into an orgy," he laughed.
I would take that bet but why give up a million dollars.  Jason and Alex
returned and joined the family in the great room.  We left the front gate
open and a steady stream of people arrived for the birthday party part two.
The lights went down as Troy hit a few switches and the palm trees changed
colors as the LED lights began to get into party mode.  Our ocean oasis
turned into an evening oasis where the glow made everything look a little
more romantic.

Aaron and Jordan had arrived and I found it a little strange was that Kyle
had invited his ex-boyfriends.  He said they were still friends and it
wouldn't be a party without them.  Nathan, Colin's friend from the building
we first lived in arrived as did Jake and T.J. from the Slam'r as well.
Quite a few straight couples showed up that Colin introduced from his work
and some I recognized, others I didn't.  I ranked them in terms of hotness
and doability.  One boy got my cock immediately hard as he had long blond
hair and a chiseled square jaw.  He looked perfect on the outside and I
wondered what he would feel like on the inside.  His clothes were tight
enough that not much was left to the imagination and I was pretty sure I
could count each ab from the lines on his shirt.  He shot to number one on
my list.  The chick he was with could be locked in the panic room or
something.  I'd probably on need 30 minutes with him.

Once people had a few drinks in them and had had a chance to mingle and get
into party mode, Kyle walked over to one of the waiters serving food and
began to unbutton his shirt.  The guy just stood there and let him.  I had
no idea if this was preplanned or if someone had been giving off signals
that Kyle caught or what, but I liked where it was heading.  He removed the
guy's bow tie and shirt exposing the nice lean body.

"Ladies, as I'm sure you were warned, our parties get a little crazy and
you'll get to see lots of eye candy tonight.  Just remember, not all of it
is for you.  Straight boys, hopefully all the ripped abs and big birthday
packages..." he said as he grabbed his crotch "won't be too uncomfortable,
but there's gonna be lots of nudity and sex tonight.  If you're curious,
join in, as what happens at our birthday parties, stays at our birthday
parties.  If you would rather just hit the pools and hot tubs, they are all
open on the lower level."  Kyle wasn't finished with the waiter and pulled
his belt off and then popped the buttons and lowered the zipper.  He
dropped to his knees and I'm sure half the guys were beginning to bone up
already, at least the gay ones.  One of the guys covered his girlfriend's
eyes with his hand.  She immediately pulled it away and held onto him.
Kyle stopped when the waiter was just down to his boxer briefs.  He took
him by the hand and led him over to Colin.

"Birthday boy, we have a little something here for you to play with," Kyle
smiled as he sat the guy on Colin's lap.  My other half smiled as Kyle
placed Colin's hands on the guy's thigh and moved it toward his package.
He lifted up the bottom of the shorts and pushed Colin's hands inside. "I
think you can take it from here," Kyle smiled as he kissed Colin, and
backed off, inviting us all to gather around and watch.  Some did, others
just stayed where they were.  I think most of the straight boys took that
as their cue to get more drinks.  Some were double fisting.  Double fisting
drinks...geez, where's your mind?  The waiter was having fun teasing Colin
and undid his bow tie and popped a couple shirt buttons.  He gave birthday
boy a quick peek as he pulled the front of his shorts out to expose what he
was offering.  I could see that he was hard, and from the bulge, he had a
pretty good package ready for play.  I looked around and could see the
testosterone building as guys were beginning to get more comfortable with
shirts being unbuttoned and guys groping someone next to them.  We weren't
wasting time getting this second half underway.  Jordan and Aaron moved in
behind Colin and began undressing him.  It was so sexy that I was already
hard and ready to fuck the first hole that became exposed.  Troy moved
behind the waiter and lowered the back of his underwear to reveal his
bubble butt.  He was basically naked, so he stood up bent over and slowly
dropped his shorts and stepped out of them.  From the way he was moving he
must have been a professional stripper.  He got on his knees and worked on
getting Colin out of his pants before climbing back on his lap.  I wondered
if my hubby's cock was about to burst out of his underwear like the
Incredible Hulk and slip into that hot bubble butt.

With one naked guy and sexual tension building, it didn't take a huge
amount of encouragement to get others to become involved.  Brandon got
behind Colin and ran his fingers down his chest to tweak his nipples.  The
waiters had now all removed their shirts and were wandering around looking
super sexy.  I love seeing the top of their underwear inside tight dress
pants.  I sometimes think that's sexier than them just being naked.  The
girls were to one side watching as one of the other waiters went over to
hand them more drinks.  They almost attacked him and made a point of
rubbing their hands down his chest and over his abs.  One of them even
cupped his crotch and to his credit he never dropped the tray of drinks.  I
would have if someone had done that to me.  One of the girls opened her
shirt to tease the waiter.  Nothing is weirder than seeing a shirt come off
only to find a bra holding up boobs.  I like a shirt to come off and expose
a nicely chiselled chest.  I didn't want to watch as I saw a couple girls
take off their blouses, but it was almost compelling, like watching a car
crash or a horror movie.  You don't really want to see it, but you can't
help but stare.

"Maybe we should show them how it's done, Triple J style," J.P. suggested
as he began removing my jacket and tie as well as Jason's.  Both Jason and
I followed his lead and undressed each other until we were down to our
underwear.  A triple strip show would always grab attention, but most of
the people in the house had seen us naked so many times it was hardly a
novelty anymore.  We did attract attention from the guys in Colin's office
and some of the girls, though.  I'm sure the straight boys were just
curious about how identical we were and the girls all fantasized about
doing us.  I mean look at the three of us.  We could win America's Next Top
Model, except for the fact we weren't American.  But then, we'd probably be
so famous we would probably just end up buying a mansion in a gated
community, egging our neighbour's house, getting arrest for drugs,
resisting arrest, drag racing and other stupid things.  Seems like such a
Canadian thing to do when in America.  Wait...what's a gay drag race look
like?  Three queens running for an Appletini in heels and a feather boa?

J.P. dropped to his knees and slowly tugged my shorts halfway down to
expose the top of my ass and the beginning of my cock.  Then he did the
same thing to Jason before spinning him around to lower the back of his
shorts to expose his firm smooth ass.  He turned me around next and
repeated his actions.  I think he was making it a show for everyone as he
rubbed each of my cheeks before slipping a finger between my legs to play
with my balls.  I could only assume that he was doing the exact same thing
to Jason that he was doing to me.  I was already hard and wanted to shove
my dick down his throat.  Jason and I smiled at each other and pulled
J.P. to his feet and lowered the back of his shorts to expose his ass as
well.  Then we nodded and yanked them all the way to the floor, causing him
to immediately place his hands over his crotch.  Normally he would have
just stood there and shown everyone, but with girls and straight boys in
the room who weren't naked yet, it seemed to trigger some modesty in him
that we didn't know he had.  He pulled his shorts back up and slapped both
of us on the ass.  Of course with us putting on a show like this, others
were beginning to loosen up as well, or perhaps the alcohol was having its
affect at lowering inhibitions.  I think what threw it over the top for the
straight boys was seeing two girls standing face to face as they removed
each other's bras and began to feel each other up.  You could almost hear
the symphony of cum shots exploding in pants around them.  The girls headed
downstairs to the pool and I was willing to bet that every straight guy was
thinking he was the luckiest one on earth.  They followed along as if
they'd been hypnotized.  That's one way to sort out straight from gay.  The
lap dancing waiter pulled Colin's underwear off and his hard cock sprang
into view.  He seductively wiggled his ass on it and rubbed Colin's chest.
He slid back down to his knees and pushed Colin's legs apart as he ran his
hands up towards the stiff package.  I watched as he took hold of Colin's
cock and pressed it forward towards his mouth.  I think the whole room, at
least those of us that were left, were staring without making a sound.  He
began to lick it like a Popsicle.  Best type of Popsicle if you ask me as
you don't get brain freeze.  He licked the back of the shaft and teased the
head for a few seconds until he swallowed Colin down to the balls...and the
party was underway!  Brandon and Randy, followed by Jake and TJ were the
next to be completely naked and I loved watching them play together beside
Colin who rubbed Randy's ass.

J.P. grabbed my shorts and yanked them all the way down, then attacked
Jason the same way.  Being the good brothers we are, we stripped him next.
Now the Triple J's were properly dressed for a birthday party...in our
birthday suits.  Wait, that's funny.  We should make that a law.  When you
have a birthday, you can only be dressed in your birthday suit for the day.
J.P. smiled as he put his hands on our asses and reached between our legs
to play with our balls.  I was pretty sure I was going to blow my load
prematurely.  You hear of this medical condition but never think it could
happen to you, so I had to stop him before I embarrassed myself.  I turned
around to face J.P. and pushed Jason behind him.  We sandwiched our brother
and wiggled around on each other.  This was definitely getting us some
attention.  I figured we might as well go full throttle, so I reached
behind J.P. and put my hand on Jason's arm and pulled him down as we both
licked along J.P.'s body as we sank to our knees.  At least I assumed Jason
licked him.  I couldn't see for sure, but in my mind this is how is was
playing out to the worldwide audience on live television.  Once we were in
position I put my hand on the back of Jason's head and pulled him into
J.P.'s ass crack, at the same time that I took J.P.'s cock and swallowed it
as deep as I could.  Synchronized sex was going to be an event in Rio 2016,
or maybe we'd have to wait until Tokyo in 2020.  I always liked sucking one
of my brothers as I imagined that is how it would be for someone doing me.
The more the three of us played together, the more guys were becoming naked
and involved around us.  Jake and T.J. were standing stroking each other's
dicks as they stood close.  Alex was behind Jason rubbing his shoulders and
Ryan was stroking Alex's cock.  Jordan and Aaron were also in the vicinity
and paying attention.  I noticed a couple of girls and some of the wait
staff had stopped to watch our interaction.  It was always fun to start
something as it led to a mass orgy eventually.  But the three of us knew
that we didn't want to shoot our loads just yet, so we stopped and headed
to the table to grab a drink, our hard cocks leading the way, bobbing up
and down in front of us.  You could have hung winter jackets off mine it
was so stiff.  I smiled as Troy came up and put his arm around me.

"I knew you couldn't throw a party without us all getting naked," he
smiled.  I leaned over and kissed his cheek.

"So why aren't you naked then?"  I turned and began unbuttoning his shirt
to expose his hairless chest.  "Or are you just being a tease as the last
to whip his dick out."

He laughed.  "So the opposite of you then?"

"Exactly!  Someone has to leave some mystery in the room.  Walk around in
just your underwear and let people see the bulge in your shorts, but don't
let them get it out until later."

"Is this like a punishment or something?  Death by blue balls?"

"It'll make people want you even more if there's some mystery behind you,"
I said.

"Looking at how fast this crowd is getting into sex, I seriously doubt I'd
have trouble getting someone to want me.  I'll bet I could drop by pants
bend over and have a dick in me before I could get properly lubed up."

"That's true.  Especially if you bend over right here.  We'll give you the
triple scoop!"  I giggled.

"Been there, done that.  Got the souvenir T-shirt.  Next year I hear
they're bringing out a DVD of it," he said kissing me.  "But don't worry.
`Marvin' and Ryan are going to give the room a celebrity porn show later
on.  That should be hot."

Of that I had no doubt.  I took my drink and headed downstairs where the
pool was being actively used by a group of people and the straight boys
were swarming around the naked girls.  So far I hadn't seen much sex
between them.  I suppose the straight ritual is to buy them a drink, ask
their name, slowly get to know them and then make your move.  What a waste.
The gay way is better.  Strip, have sex, see if you're compatible, THEN ask
names, buy them a drink and get to know them.  Why waste all that time if
the sex sucks at the end of it?  Come on straight people, learn from us gay
guys. I went into the bathroom and it was no surprise that the bubbles were
active.  I had my drink in one hand as I made my way inside slowly.  My
hard cock was still directing me and it wasn't long before I bumped into
someone.  I felt his smooth ass and tried to figure out who it belonged to.
I ran my finger down his crack, but so far it didn't feel familiar.  He was
bent over and had his ass thrust out, so I got behind and slipped my cock
inside.  No point in wasting a nice hole that's just begging for it.  I
heard a girl moaning somewhere in the room and I listened as I fucked the
guy slowly.  She was obviously having fun with someone, although I couldn't
tell what they were doing.  I fucked the guy I had in front of me for a
couple minutes and stopped just before I shot my load.  I was pacing myself
tonight.  I'd drink like a fish, but pace myself with sex.  I'm a good fag
like that.  I pulled out, wiped my cock on his ass cheeks and moved into
the room.  I felt a pair of boobs which was kinda fun.  It was like having
airbags in the bathroom to stop you running into walls.  We should line the
whole perimeter with topless girls.  I got closer to the sound of the
moaning from the girl and when I found the two of them, I felt a guy with
his cock going in and out of a girl's pussy.  I put my hand between the two
of them to feel his shaft, but my hand was removed quickly.
Identification: straight boy.  I moved on to see who else was in there.  I
managed to grope a few hard cocks, and finger a few asses.  I even had my
cock sucked a couple of times.  I'll be damned if I knew who was doing what
to whom, but that's what made it fun.  I made my way back out to the pool
deck and quickly showered off the bubbles so people would know who I was.
Or at least have a one in three chance of guessing who I was.  I walked
over to the lounge chair to find Patrick and Kurt having fun.

"Hey guys, when did you get here?"  I asked as I hadn't seen them come in.

"About 20 minutes ago.  We were late because Miss Thing over here said he
had to look perfect.  I tried to remind him what one of your parties
entailed, which delayed us even more and he went back to the shower to
shave everything.  This is wild," Kurt said as he looked up.  He had had
his face buried in a girl's pussy at the time of my question.  She was on
her back on the lounge chair and he was on his knees between her legs.
Patrick was just stroking his cock and watching from the chair right beside
them.

"Well the shaving looks good, Patrick.  Glad you could make it. Have fun."

"Oh, no problem there," he said as Kurt moved his cock into position and
slid into the girl.  I felt a bit jealous at watching him do a chick as I
enjoyed it when he was inside me.  Bizarrely I was more jealous when I saw
a cute boy doing a girl, than when he did a guy.  Dickson not included.
Although if I saw Dickson, who was gay, do a girl over me, I might just go
postal.  I'd already been rejected once by him and to be rejected for a
girl would be the ultimate insult.  I watched Kurt fuck the girl and
Patrick rubbed his friends back and ass as he did it. Kurt pushed up onto
the chair so he was more on top of the girl.  I smiled and motioned for
Patrick to get on his knees and rim his friend.  I pointed at Kurt's ass
and used my tongue to give him the lick signal.  It was my own form of
Charades.  `Three words.'  Tongue comes out and goes up and down. `Lick.'
Point at his ass going up and down. `his.'  Put my hands in a cupping
motion and place my head between them to signify the spreading of the
cheeks and motorboating it. `ass.'

Patrick smiled and slowly moved down behind his best friend and put his
hands on each cheek and rubbed.  Kurt looked back and just rolled his eyes
as he saw that it was Patrick and then glanced at me standing there
absentmindedly stroking my cock.  I think that turned him on as he began to
fuck harder.  Patrick ran a finger up and down Kurt's ass crack to tease
him before burying his face in the sweet hole.  These two were obviously
used to playing with each other as he didn't jump or try to stop him.
Patrick was having trouble staying connected as Kurt fucked more wildly as
he got rimmed.  While he shagged the girl, he was trying to kiss her and
play with her boobs at the same time, including going down for a lick of
them.  There was so much going on with this one fuck I was having trouble
knowing where to look.  It didn't last long though.  Kurt grunted and cried
out slightly as he shot his load and slowed down.  Patrick backed up as
Kurt pulled out.  I saw his cum drip out of her and was a bit surprised
that he hadn't used a condom.  He was too young to be a Dad.  Hell, I was
too young to be a Dad.  I have a twelve year old, so I know what I'm
talking about.  As soon as he moved out of the way, he put Patrick's head
to her pussy and I watched as he ate her out.  Cum and all.  I didn't know
whether to be grossed out or turned on.  Eating a pussy was probably the
least attractive thing I could think of doing, but having Kurt's cum
dripping out of her was hot.  Then Patrick turned to Kurt and swallowed his
cock and licked it clean.  Again sending mixed signals to my brain.  A cock
covered in pussy juice and cum.  He should have Febreezed Kurt's cock
first.  Get the new cock fragrance though if you're out buying Febreeze.

"You should fuck her, buddy.  I got her ready," he smiled.  Patrick inched
his way up to the girl who was still lying on her back and placed his cock
at her slot.  I watched closely as the multiple folds, entrances and flaps
parted to accept his hard cock.  It was like pushing a pole past a thousand
curtains to get to the warm inner chamber.  So gross.  Give me a hot tight
smooth ass any day.  Just one door.  It opens and slams shut around your
tip and you're in.  Kurt watched as Patrick went all the way inside and
reached over to play with the girl's boobs for a minute.  Then he must have
got bored as he stood up and headed off to find something else to do,
leaving his friend to his sloppy seconds.  Although having done a girl or
two, sloppy firsts were pretty normal too.  I looked around the room and
saw a few people watching Patrick giving it to her, but mostly there was
just some kissing going on and a lot of splashing around in the pool.  This
must be the straight part of the house.  I headed back upstairs to find a
sequel to Caligula being performed. It was an orgy that made sense.  Groups
of guys with groups of guys.  You had to push your way in and find an
available cock or ass to play with.  I hadn't been there 30 seconds before
I had lips around my cock, a tongue in my ass and a cock coming to my
mouth.  Being the good host, I had to make sure my guests were happy, so I
threw myself into my job and got to work.  I managed to find the waiter
that had started all this.  Patient Zero, as I like to think of him and
fucked him hard.  I like trying out new asses and his was a nice size
bubble butt that you could easily bounce off.  At one point later on I
found myself on all fours being fucked doggy style by a decent size cock
and had two dicks approach my mouth.  Obligingly, I opened up and took both
of them at the same time and did my best to give them equal attention.  I
put my hands on their asses to steady both them and me as I worked their
cocks and balls.  The guy behind me must have finished as he pulled out
quickly causing my ass to slam shut.  It almost cried out for the cock to
come back, but so far my ass hadn't learned to talk.  All it could say was
`pffft', at the moment.  On occasion it would make farting noises, but not
tonight.  If I hear one crack about being loose, or a slut, I'll
scream...once I get these cocks out of my mouth.  I looked up to see who I
was sucking and smiled.  I immediately released the cocks and jumped to my
feet.

"Hey guys!  Glad you could make it," I said to Reece and Cole who had their
arms around each other's waists.  I got us into a three-way hug and kiss.

"Kyle told us about the party, so we wouldn't miss it," Cole said.

"Yeah Kyle can be quite convincing when he wants to be," Reece said.  "Of
course he's a bit of a cock tease too.  He came over to the Academy and
slid his cock into me as I was having a shower.  He told me about the party
and then pulled out.  He said if I wanted to finish the fuck, I had to show
up."

I laughed.  "That sounds like a Kyle move."

"Yeah, he came down for a massage and did the same thing to me.  He edged
me about three times and said I could cum if I came," Cole chuckled.  "I
almost tied him down and fucked the hell out of him on the massage table
but he was too fast for me.  We're both gonna gang up on him later and
finish what he started."

"Nice.  I definitely want to be part of that.  Have you guys been here
long?  Is Arden with you?"

"Yeah, he's just over saying hi to the birthday boy," Cole said as he
pointed to where Colin was.  I smiled as I saw him in the middle of a group
of guys.  I knew he didn't just want a quiet family birthday.  He may be
old, but I'm not stupid, he's still a horny gay guy.  He was on his back
with his legs over Arden's shoulders being fucked as Nathan was tongue deep
down his throat.  Randy was sucking Colin's cock and both Nathan and Randy
were being fucked.  It was like our own version of a family tree where
everyone was connected to everyone else...literally.

"So, which one of you wants fucking first?"  I smiled, and almost before I
got the question out Reece was on his hands and knees between the two of
us.  We got down at either end and spit roast him.  I think with the size
of our two cocks, I could feel them touching somewhere inside the middle of
Reece.  I couldn't hold back any longer and shot my first load of the
evening flooding deep inside him.  I pulled out and rubbed the cum all over
his ass before shoving my cock back in and giving a few more strokes to
make sure it was well worked around in there.  Cole smiled and nodded.  I
pulled out and almost before I got out of the way Aaron took my place and
shoved his massive dick into him.  I made a note to have both Aaron and
Brandon do me before the night was over.  I missed having Aaron around with
that 9½" dick.  Kyle can be so inconsiderate sometimes.  Breaking up
with his boyfriends and depriving me of that big cock.  What an asshole.  I
almost shot my load without touching myself an hour later when I saw Aaron,
Brandon and Randy making out together.  Aaron was fucking his big brother
as Randy was sitting on his partner's face kissing Aaron.  Hot as hell.
I'd seen Brandon fuck Aaron before, but I guess little brother had grown up
and was now taking the dominant role.  I went over and knelt beside them to
watch.  I took both Randy and Brandon's cocks in my hand and slowly jerked
them off as I stared at Aaron's dick going in and out of his brother's
sweet hole.  This really was a family party, although I doubted it would
get a G rating on TV.  Try getting the movie rights to film this on network
television.  I'll would have called it the `Big Bang Theory' but that was
already taken, so I'm going with `Game of Bones.'  Brandon couldn't see me
as Randy was sitting on his face being rimmed, but he must have felt me
beside him as his hand wrapped around my cock and stroked it and felt my
balls.  I let go of Brandon's cock as Randy reached for it and used my free
hand to run up and down Aaron's tight ass.  I slipped my finger in and
found that he was well lubed up.  I guess I wasn't the only one who liked
fucking him.  I shrugged and figured I might as well have a go before I
moved everyone around and had Brandon and Aaron take me from both ends.  I
pushed Aaron forward slightly and inserted myself turning him into a
sandwich between me and his brother.  I grabbed his chest and tweaked his
nipples as we all fucked.  I probably should have entered him sooner as he
shot his load less than 30 seconds later.  He pulled me out and freed
himself from us.

"You two should fuck me next.  Nothing hotter than having both of those
massive dicks in both ends," I smiled as Aaron turned to kiss me.

"Give me some recharge time and I'll find you," he grinned as he got up and
left.  I leaned forward and sucked a nice load out of Brandon, realizing
that he would now need recharge time too.  I sometimes think with my dick
instead of my brain.  If I'd stopped before they came, I might already be
getting it from them.  Now I'd have to wait. Bummer.  I made my way over to
Colin and lay down beside him and put my hand on his chest to look into his
eyes.

"Having a good birthday, honey?"

"Yeah, of course.  What's better than a great dinner and a magician with
all your family and friends?"

"And the entertainment afterward too," I smiled.  "Seems like everyone is
saying happy birthday to you."

"I'm not complaining," he smiled.  "You gonna do me?  I think everyone else
has."

"You'll get it properly in bed tonight," I grinned.

"Promise?  Oh, just so you know, I invited Nathan to spend the night.  "We
haven't seen him in a while, so I thought it would be okay."

"Fine by me.  I never complain when we have company in bed, unless it's a
girl or a hairy old guy."

"Sure, because that'll happen," Colin laughed.  I kissed him and climbed on
top rubbing my cock against his.  I barely had a few seconds of that before
I felt my ass being pried open and a tongue entering it.  I rolled my eyes
and smiled as we kissed.

"Duty calls," I said as I lifted up off Colin.  "I think there's a few more
people wanting to say happy birthday."  I got off him and let the
interested parties have my husband.  I took a break as I downed a couple
drinks and went downstairs to sit in the hot tub for a while.  I had a
great conversation with people I hadn't met before and watched the
struggling antics of the straight boys, as they tried to get more than a
boob grope with some of the girls.  One of the hot waiters seemed to be
doing okay as a blonde chick was riding up and down on his lap.  I wanted
to reach into the water and feel his cock, but I think straight boys frown
on that.  I'll have to wait to see his cock once he was done.  He had a
tight hold of her boobs as if they were handles, and she was riding him
like he was a bucking bronco at the rodeo.  Now if I was going to do chick,
that's the kind I'd want.  One that just gets down to it and passes by the
bullshit.  The other guys were watching, and from the positioning of their
hands, I assumed they were jerking off.  Call the pool cleaner, we were
gonna need a bucket to remove all the straight boy cum from the filters.

Kurt slid in next to me and said hi.  I said hi back by putting my hand on
his leg and running it up to his crotch.  He smiled at me and slapped my
hand under water, as if he was playing hard to get.  He should know by now
that that just makes me hornier.  I pouted and looked at him with sad eyes.
He laughed, "As if that'll work!"

"Can't blame a guy for trying," I said quietly, knowing that it would work
when there wasn't a dozen straight boys around.  I left my hand resting on
the side of his thigh and he didn't seem to object to that.  The guys and
girls were talking about straight things like football and how the Canucks
were doing this season.  I sat there looking at them as if they were
speaking Russian.  Now if they talk diving or shopping, I would be all up
in that shit.  Maybe the three girls would enjoy a shopping conversation.
Occasionally one or more of the guys and girls would hitch out of the water
and sit on the side of the tub.  A couple were in underwear which seemed
weird considering all the nudity around them.  The conversation almost
immediately came to a halt when one of the girls sat on the edge of the
deck and slowly spread her legs.  I always wondered how girls didn't fill
up with water when they got into it.  I suppose all the flaps and entrances
to their pussies were like overlapping water seals.  Each one opened and
closed like an airlock.  One of the guys, who I learned was her boyfriend
Carson, moved between her legs and buried his face in her.  Still a weird
visual.  No cock to suck on, so what as the point?  He only worked on her
for a minute or so before he stood up to reveal his boner and pushed her
back and pressed himself into her slit.  She didn't even need lube, it just
went straight in like pushing a finger into Jello.  He made quite a show of
going in slowly and letting everyone see.  I had the best view as I could
see between his legs where his balls were visible below his tight round
ass.  Looking around, I could see the guy's hands disappearing under the
water again to work their cocks as they watched the live porn in front of
them.  Kurt's hand also disappeared, but he touched mine gently and slowly
pulled it over to his erection.  I made sure not to look at him and didn't
go crazy on him like I normally might.  He kept quiet and let me jerk him
off.  I told you he wasn't hard to get and he knew that a gay guy is always
ready to help you out when you need it.  Someone else's hand on your junk
is way better than your own, even if it's another guy.  I almost burst out
laughing as one guy shot his load and then almost freaked out as it floated
to the top of the water in front of him.  He quickly batted it away and
towards the intake jet to make it disappear before anyone noticed.  I
noticed, but that's my job.  The guy fucking the girl leaned down to suck
on her tits and fucked harder.  It wasn't long before he blew, pulling out
and jizzing all over her.  At least he was considerate enough not to pump
her full of his baby makers.  He looked over to the group and smiled, as if
he made the final climb to the top of Everest and planted his flag.  Okay,
I know, he did plant his flag!  Then he snapped his fingers at his friend
and waved him over.

"You're up next, bud."

His friend waded over and took his place.  I guess they were boyfriend,
girlfriend, and bestie with benefits.  It reminded me of Kurt and Patrick.
Which reminded me, I hadn't seen Patrick in a while.  I leaned over to
Kurt.  So where's your buddy?"

"Dunno.  Probably upstairs getting drunk.  He's really been getting into
beer and weed lately.  He says it makes him hornier."

I grinned and leaned closer to him and spoke quietly.  "Nice to have a
horny drunk friend around when you need him."  Kurt just blushed.  I was
thinking of seeing how far these guys would go, but decided to let the
conversation happen naturally.  I was deep inside straight boy world and
didn't want to spook them and scare them back into the woods.  They were
skittish little things that freaked out easily when you pointed out they
were naked and close to another guys junk.

Carson, who had just fucked his girlfriend, looked around the hot tub.  "So
what's the wildest thing you've ever done sexually?"  He asked to the
group.

"This pretty much tops my list," one guy said quickly.  "A gay orgy
upstairs, sitting around naked in a hot tub watching two other guys fuck a
chick.  Yeah, I'd say this was it."  Half the hot tub laughed.  Christ,
this didn't even register on my list of top ten wild things.  Bondage with
`Marvin' topped the list when we first did it with Colin in California.
Joining the `Q' was right up there as well.  After that, it was all
downhill.  I would have to step up my game soon.  Maybe sex in space would
be cool.

"This is certainly wild but I think having a chick ride me on the bus was
the wildest I've ever gotten.  I didn't even know her and she took off her
panties in front of me.  Next thing I knew she straddled me, fished my cock
out and rode me; and the bus wasn't empty.  I think she was totally fucked
up on something.  A few guys watched and I'm sure they shot off in their
pants.  I did miss my stop however and was an hour late for work."

I looked at the guy and wondered what made him so attractive to women.  He
certainly wasn't my type.  Dark hair, hairy chest with the beginning of a
beer gut and pubes that went from his belly button to his knees.  His dick
was half the size it should be when soft and balls twice the size.  He did
have a nice face though which was almost visible through the three day
growth, and his blue eyes were interesting.

"I'd love that to happen to me," another guy said.  "I think the craziest
sex thing I ever did was pretty tame considering everything else I've
heard.  I just did it with my girlfriend on the beach under our towels.  It
was such a rush `cause we knew everyone could see us, and would figure out
what we were doing."

"Have any of you ever kissed a guy?"  Carson asked the straight guys.  I
just kept quiet.

"No.  Have you?"

"Yeah, once.  We were playing spin the bottle and mine landed on a guy so I
had to kiss him on the lips."

"Gross.  How was it?"  Beach fucker asked.  That's his new name.  Beach
fucker.  Gross?...he has NO idea.  I kiss way better than any chick.  I
looked over at Kurt who was doing his best not to look at me.  I grinned
inwardly.

"It wasn't really any different than kissing a girl.  Just the guy's face
wasn't as smooth.  I did learn something though.  Stubble isn't fun when
you're being kissed, that's why I shave now.  Figure if I don't like it
then my girl wouldn't like it."

"And trust me, I appreciate it," his girlfriend said.  "I used to have a
rash on my face or itch for ages when he used to have that growth.

"I'm not sure I could kiss a guy.  That would just be too weird.  No
offense," Beach fucker said looking at me.

"None taken.  To each his own.  I prefer it over girls myself, but I also
don't like guys that are unshaven.  I know what you mean about the rash
thing," I said looking at the girl.

"I know right.  Guys want us super smooth, but they come at us like
sandpaper and porcupines and think it's okay.  I wish gay guys liked girls.
I can totally understand why girls go lesbian," she said talking directly
to me.

"Yeah, I hear you there sister.  Straight boys have a lot to learn about
manscaping.  Had a few girls that I knew totally withheld sex until their
guys shaved and trimmed.  It took the guys about two days before they came
back ready to play."

"Whoa, don't give them any ideas dude.  Do you know how long it would take
me to shave all this off?" Hairy dude said.  The others laughed.

"Maybe I should do that to you Carson," she said grinning.  You shave the
face, but what about the rest?"

"Nice try, but you like sex almost more than I do.  Plus I already trim the
pubes and balls, so you have nothing to complain about."

"Yeah, but I wonder what it would be like if you were completely smooth.
I'd bet I'd like it way better."

"Says the chick who still has pubes around her pussy.  You go bald and so
will I," he grinned.  God this was getting good.  She didn't have much hair
anyway and probably a couple swipes with a razor would take care of it.  He
was nicely trimmed for a straight boy and his ass looked pretty smooth
already with just a little hair inside the crack, but nothing obnoxious.
These two were made for each other.  "But I don't need to do my ass.  It's
not like anything goes back there," he smiled.

"So maybe if you shave it, I'll go back there," she offered as the others
laughed and ooo'd and ahh'd.

"I'll pass on that.  This ass is exit only.  But if you are into it, I'd
totally go in your backdoor," he said licking his lips.

"How badly do you want to do that baby?  Shave it all off including pits
and I'll let you backdoor me."

"DO IT DUDE!" One of the guys said loudly.

"I've never shaved my balls and ass.  I'll end up cutting myself to pieces.
Do you know how to shave a guy's balls?" he said grinning at her.

"No, but he knows," she said looking at me and smiling.  "Why don't you let
him shave you?  I'll do my pussy and then you can go in the backdoor."

"I don't want my balls cut off," he said looking at me with hesitation.

"Trust me I don't want that either.  Nothing more unattractive than a guy
without his balls.  I've shaved lots of guys and as you can see, I do my
own and not a single cut ever.  You just gotta know how," I said as I stood
up to show him in case he hadn't been paying attention.

"God, this is so weird.  Okay, but I'm not doing it in front of everyone,"
he said.

"Chicken shit," she taunted.  "Now who's the chick?  Get me a razor and
I'll do my pussy right now and watch all of you get boners."

"Christ dude, WHAT are you waiting for?  Get the lady a damn razor!!!"
Hairy dude said quickly causing everyone to laugh.  I liked him, he had a
personality.

Carson looked at me.  "Do you have a spare razor?"

"And shaving cream?"  She added.

"And shaving cream" Carson repeated.  I got out of the water and made my
way to the main bathroom and fought my way through the bubbles ignoring the
sex I could hear.  I could see that anytime, but watching a chick shave her
cave entrance, was something rare.  I felt in the drawer for the razor and
then in the cupboard for the cream.  I made my way back to the hot tub
where the conversation was still in full swing.  I had grabbed a towel on
the way so there wouldn't be hair all over the deck, not that she had a lot
anyway.  I handed it to her and she sat back up on the deck and spread her
legs.  I was pretty sure every guy in the water leaned forward or moved to
make sure they had an unobstructed view.  Even I was interested in having
an unobstructed view.  No, not of the chicks pussy, of all the boys that
were about to chuck wood faster than a woodchuck could.  Like I'd want to
miss that.  She wasted no time, and seductively rubbed the cream all over
her pussy and made a point of sliding her finger up and down the lips
forcing every boy to squirm in his seat.  She took the razor and in just
few quick swipes, she had removed all the hair and rubbed the cream off.
Then she splashed some water and showed her boyfriend and all the guys how
smooth she was by spreading her legs wider.  I think the make-up of the hot
tub went from water to cum.

"Your turn baby," she grinned as the legs closed and she stood up, turned
around and bent over, making a point of pushing her ass out for everyone to
see as she folded up the towel and picked it up.  I was sure I heard guys
groan as they blew more loads.

He shook his head.  "Christ, the things I do to get laid.  This better be
worth it," he said as he stood up and got out of the hot tub.  His cock
wasn't hard, but he wasn't exactly soft.  He turned to look at me.  "You
got a bathroom to do this?"

"Uh, yeah...of course," I stammered as I realized I was about to get really
personal with this straight boy.

"I'll be back boys.  No fucking my girl while I'm gone," he warned with a
smile.  He grabbed a towel from the shelf and wrapped it around himself.  I
grabbed the razor and foam and ran after him, remaining naked, which in
hindsight was a bad idea.

"We'll go upstairs to the master bedroom.  Probably better there so that no
one disturbs us."

"Sure.  Lead the way," he said nonchalantly.

He followed me to the bedroom and I have to admit I've never felt so naked
having him watching me from behind.  Normally I couldn't care less, but he
was straight and looking right at my ass as we walked up the stairs.  I
wondered what he was thinking.  In my mind he was drooling and wondering
how it would feel, but in actual fact he was probably trying to look
anywhere but at my fabulous bum.  We made our way to the master bathroom
and I closed and locked the door.  No need to be interrupted.

"So you've done this before huh?  You promise you're not going to cut me?"

"I haven't cut anyone yet.  As long as you don't jump or flinch while I'm
doing it, you'll be fine."

"God, I can't believe I'm gonna do this.  Chicks!"

"Sounds to me like you've got a great girlfriend.  She puts out; is into
showing off and doing it in public; and now is going to let you backdoor
her.  Sounds like a perfect girl to me."

"Yeah and she kisses great and has nice boobs," he added.

"So just to be nosy, have you let your friend have sex with her a lot?"

"Not a lot, but we tried a three-way once and she liked it, so now when
we're in the right mood we play together.  I've known him since we were
kids, so we're comfortable naked around each other."

"You two ever make out?  You know, curious guy stuff?"

"Nah.  Most we ever did was jerk off together watching porn, and of course
share my chick."

"Sounds like you have two good friends," I said as I laid stuff out and got
ready to shave him.

"Yep, it's pretty sweet."

"So it sounds like your girl is going to rim you once your ass is shaved.
Has she ever done that before?"

"Nope.  Asses have been off limits.  This will be a first."

"Nice.  You're gonna love it.  Just encourage her to find your prostate and
you'll have another thing that you'll like a lot."

"Where's that?"

"You know where the girl's G-spot is?"  I smirked.

"Yeah, of course!"  He said confidently, like any straight boy would.

"Well, it's nowhere near that," I laughed.  "Your prostate is in your ass
just behind your balls, probably about the size of a walnut.  If she puts
her finger inside you and feels for it, you'll know when she hits it.  It
sends a bit of a buzz through your body.  Personally I like it when someone
is fucking me and I can jerk off as they hit it repeatedly.  Makes me cum
every time."

"No way I'd want someone to fuck me," he said quickly.

"I think every straight guy says that until they first experience the
prostate cum shot.  Then they encourage their girlfriends to buy a dildo to
use on them."

"I don't think that's for me.  I like fucking and I'll let her rim me so
that I can go in her backdoor, but I know my ass isn't sensitive at all
like that.  We should do this shaving thing and get back.  I'm sure they're
all waiting to see me give it to her."

"You wouldn't be wrong there," I grinned.  "Drop the towel and we'll get to
work."

He took it off and placed it on the counter.  I had him lean back against
it and spread his legs.  Shaving straight boys was almost getting to be a
full time job.  One day, they'll learn how to do it for themselves, but for
now, this was tons of fun and a great way to get close to their packages.
I used the trimmer first to get rid of the majority of the hair that was
left and warned him before I took hold of his balls and pulled them tight
so I could work on them.  Once the hair was low enough I lathered him up
and gently and carefully shaved his balls thoroughly.  I took my time as I
was having fun tugging and playing with his sack.  He was watching closely
and on more than one occasion I wanted to suck each ball into my mouth and
have some fun, but I'm a professional, so I didn't.  Instead I just fondled
and rubbed them more than necessary and it has the desired effect.  His
cock got harder and harder.  He tried to hold it down and then pressed it
up against his stomach to keep it out of the way as he held his hand over
it.  I guess that was supposed to be so I couldn't see he was aroused.
Once I finished with his balls, I wiped them clean and told him to take a
look.  He stared at his smooth skin and then felt it.

"That's awesome!"  Carson said complimenting me.  "Holy shit, I'll be
playing with my nuts so much I may end up just staying home and jerking
off."

"I know what you mean.  First time I did it, I couldn't keep my hands out
of my pants.  But just so you know, when the hair starts to grow back,
it'll be itchy.  I recommend you just keep shaving them.  It's quick and
easy if you do it every day.  Pull the skin tight and go slow.  Let's do
the shaft next."

"You might want to do my ass first.  I kinda have a boner.  Sorry," he
admitted.

"Big deal.  I've already seen you erect when you were having sex
downstairs, and if you didn't throw wood when your balls were being
handled, I'd have sent you to a doctor for some Viagra."

He was still hiding his cock behind the palm of his hand and he had now
moved it to cup his balls as well.  I don't know if that was out of modesty
to try and hide them, or because he was enjoying the feel of his smooth
nuts.  I pulled his hand away and his cock came into view and hung semi
hard in front of him.  He wasn't massive, but he wasn't undersized either.
He was uncut, but the skin pulled back easily and he had a nice knob.  I'd
sign for that package if it was ever delivered to me.

"It's not fully hard," he said trying in case I thought it was too small or
something.

"No worries.  Just for the record, it's easier to shave when it's hard.
We'll finish your front and you'll be amazed how much bigger it looks
without hair.  I lathered his pubes and took the opportunity to take hold
of his shaft and coat it as well.  I managed to get in a couple of strokes,
all in the name of the shaving of course.  My own cock was rock hard, and I
realized that perhaps I should have worn a towel, or this boy was going to
realize how turned on I was.  He had an excuse as I was playing with his
junk, but I didn't have any excuse, except that I was Justin and always
horny.  I did the patch above his crotch first, before moving along his
shaft, moving his cock up and down and side to side as I did it.  Like any
good guy, he got fully hard quickly and I could see him trying hard not to
grab his junk and hide it from view.  I ignored him and just focused on
what I was doing as I made small talk. I can't tell you how many times my
brain told me that I should just suck his cock while we were this close.  I
reasoned that he wouldn't complain if I did it gently and slowly to start,
but I behaved.  Once I was done I gave his cock a couple of firm strokes to
`wipe off the remaining shaving cream'.  No point in having him with white
stuff all over his shaft. He looked down at it.

"It definitely looks bigger without hair, but I look like I'm 12."

"Technically 10.  My son is 12 and has pubic hair, so you look like a 10
year old," I told him.

"Great, thanks," he said sarcastically.  "You have a 12 year old son?  How
old are you?"

"21.  We adopted him."

"Oh, that makes sense.  I guess the only thing left is the ass, huh?"

"Yep, turn around and bend over the counter.  Best thing to do is raise one
leg onto the counter as well so it keeps your crack open."

He turned and I helped him get into position.  My cock throbbed and jumped
and tried to leave my body to go up and fuck him once it saw the sweet
straight boy hole in front of it.  I whacked it on the head and silently
told it to behave.  But every part of my head, both heads, were screaming
at me to stand up and fuck the straight out of this hot boy.  How often do
you get a straight boy bent over a counter naked offering his ass with a
leg up...not including inside this house?  I got on my knees and almost
shoved my head into his crack, but then remembered why we were here.  I
coated his ass and worked on removing the hair quickly.  I ran a finger
down the center of his crack and over his pink rosebud.  He shuddered as I
touched him and I smiled.  I thought he said his ass wasn't sensitive.  I
did it again and he squirmed.  This boy was more sensitive than a gay guy
at a chick flick.  I wiped him clean and felt how smooth he was.  Each time
I touched his hole he reacted.

"I thought your ass wasn't sensitive," I remarked.

"It isn't for sex, but it's not exactly used to having someone touch it.
Not a normal place for someone to have someone else's finger."

WHAT?  Since when.  Around here, that's where we keep our fingers.  What
was this guy talking about?  "Seems like you're gonna like being rimmed and
probably having your prostate played with.  I reached between his legs and
pulled his cock down as it was pressed hard against the counter.  He jumped
again, but I told him I was just readjusting it for him so I could make
sure we got everything.  I took a couple of unnecessary swipes with the
razor to make sure I had everything and then grabbed some lotion to rub
onto his ass, crack, shaft and balls, so he wouldn't get a `rash'.  Just
another opportunity to touch him all over.  He hadn't gone soft the entire
time.  I put some extra lotion on my thumb and rubbed it down his ass crack
and stopped at his hole.  I added a bit of pressure at his entrance as I
teased him.  He stopped me almost immediately.

"What are you doing?"  He asked as he looked in the mirror at me.

"Just getting a bit of lotion at your hole.  If your girl is going to play
back here you need to be ready."

"Ready how?"  He queried.

"Have you really never played with an ass before?"

"No never.  Closest I ever get is when you wipe after a dump."

"That's a nice visual for someone with their finger at your hole.  Try not
to say that when your girl gets her tongue in there."

"She's gonna put her tongue in there?"

If she's gonna rim you, she will.  Otherwise, she'll shove her finger in.
Either way you need to be ready."

"I seriously doubt she'll do it though.  I think she just wanted me to
shave to prove a point.  I'll go back, doggy style her in the ass and
she'll be so turned on knowing everyone is watching."

"Okay, but I can tell you from experience, if you don't do it right, this
is going to be an epic fail in front of everyone.  It's not like fucking a
pussy.  You have to use lube, get it slowly opened up and prepare it.
You'll probably need to finger some lube into her as well.  If you try to
do it dry you'd rip her ass."

"Seriously?  I have to put my finger in there?"

"Dude, you eat and finger pussy.  Trust me, that's way worse than an ass,"
I grinned. "Plus you WANT her to rim you and look for the prostate.  Once
you try it, you'll know what I mean."

"I doubt that, but I'm definitely going to fuck her in the ass.  Do you
have to use any special type of lube or can lotion work?"

"You should use proper lube.  I'll give you some.  So you really think you
won't like your ass played with?"

"No, but if she does it, I'll put up with it so I can fuck her."

I grinned as I put my hands on each of his cheeks and rubbed his
ass. "Well, you're certainly ready and completely smooth."

"So I'm good to go?" He asked leaning up to look back at me.

"Yep, all done.  Unless you want me to rim and finger your hole to show you
what it feels like," I offered.  Normally I'd just go down on him, but I
had a feeling this wasn't the time.

"Uhh, thanks, but I'm not into that, dude.  Thanks for showing me how to
shave, but I'm totally straight."

"Are you sure?  If you were ever curious about it, now's the time to find
out with someone who knows.  Same as a blowjob from a guy.  You could see
the difference and have some fun."

"Thanks.  I'll stick with girls."

My cock was so hard I think it was beginning to hurt.  He put his leg down,
stood up and turned around.  "Dude, don't take this the wrong way.  I'm not
hitting on you or anything, but how big is that thing?"

"8 ½."

"Decent.  That's what I need."

"So bend over and I'll give it to you," I offered with a smile.

"Funny.  You know what I meant.  If I had something that size between my
legs, I'd be showing it off to everyone.  Chicks would be lining up to take
a ride."

"Well, speaking of that I suppose you should get back downstairs and
impress your fans.  Unless you've changed your mind about hanging out here
with me."

"Nope, let's head back down.  But seriously, thanks.  I learned a lot
today."  He wrapped the towel around himself and my playing time with a
straight boy was over.

I think the whole room turned to look at us as we walked down the stairs
and I felt like we were on Runway or something.  "Okay, come on baby, show
us the new look!"  His girlfriend said as the guys cheered him on.

Like a stripper he teased them all by taking his time to undo the towel as
he danced in front of them and slowly lowered it and then turned to show
his ass.  They all clapped and then he dropped the towel completely and
turned around with his hands cupping his package.  Slowly he inched himself
into view before he was fully naked and wiggling his cock at them all.
They howled and cheered.

"Dude, I can't believe you really did that," his friend said.  "Damn, you
look prepubescent."

"Yeah and hung like a horse," he added to maintain his masculinity.  A colt
maybe, not a full horse, but I didn't correct him.

"So can I claim my prize now?"  He asked looking at his girlfriend.

"Let me check it out first," she said as he stepped into the warm water.
She didn't waste any time bending him over and pulling his ass cheeks
apart.  Of course she made a point of showing off his hole.  Most of the
guys didn't bother to do more than take a quick look, but the girls smiled
and took an interest.  She smiled and leaned in to lick the length of his
crevice and tonguing at his rosebud.  I had to get into the water and hide
from view as I was beginning to react, and my brain was beginning to
transfer from the big head to the little head.  It was such a shame that
she was getting him ready back there and had nothing to fuck with.  I'd
step up and pinch fuck if asked.

He was actually enjoying being rimmed and wiggling his ass as she licked
him.  By the time she stopped and he stood up he was rock hard.  "Holy
shit!  Carson was turned on by having his ass played with.  Guess you're a
big ole fag after all," Hairy dude said.  Then he looked at me.  "No
offense."

I was about to say none taken, but Carson's girl looked at him.  "No
offense?  How is that not offensive?  If I rimmed your hairy hole, you'd
have a boner as well.  Being rimmed isn't a gay thing and shut the hell up
with your homophobia."

"I'm not homophobic.  I said no offense.  If I were really homophobic would
I be naked at a gay birthday party where an orgy is going on?" He said
looking at her as if she were crazy.  I honestly didn't feel like he was
homophobic.  He seemed pretty decent, and he did have a point.

"Well watch your comments then and don't talk about things you don't know.
Come on baby, time for your reward.  Just go slow."  She bent over and he
stepped up behind her.  I handed him the lube that he'd forgotten and he
smiled as he took it.  He rubbed some on her ass and I stuck out my finger
and wiggled it at him to give him the reminder to finger her first.  He
looked at her ass and I could see his hesitation, but he poured lube on his
finger and more on her hole, then pushed it in slowly.  As he entered, his
facial expression changed to one I've seen many times.  It went from the
`oh this is going to be gross' to `god this is hot'.  He slid it in the
rest of the way and his cock jumped even more as it reacted to it.  I stuck
out my tongue as he looked at me and smiled, but shook his head slightly at
the suggestion.  I grinned and shrugged.  We were having a silent
conversation between us.  He took his finger out and then placed his cock
at her backdoor and moved forward.

"Go slow babe," she said as he added pressure.

"Just relax your ass and push out," I advised without thinking.

"Thanks," she smiled looking at me.  "Good to have advice from an expert."

Good to be recognized as an expert finally.  I might rethink this whole
hanging out with girls thing.  I watched Carson slide his steel hard rod
into her and the look on his face said it all.  He was in ecstasy.

"How is it dude?" his friend asked.

"Oh my god, it's so tight and firm.  I may do this all the time," he said
as he put his hands on her hips and began fucking her in earnest.

"No, you won't," his girl replied with a smile.  "It's actually a little
painful.  But there's a whole house full of gay guys that seem to like it.
Justin, you'll let Carson fuck you won't you?"

"Ummm, I dunno.  He's a lot smaller than I normally like, but I could do it
for you," I said trying not to remain looking serious.  As serious as you
can be with a boner.

"Burn!"  Said his friend.

"I still like pussy," Carson said as he fucked his girl.  This was one
tough straight boy to crack.  By now I should be on my back with my legs
over his shoulders having his balls slapping against me waiting for the
white lava flow to enter my ass.  Damn I was making myself even hornier.

He finished fucking her and when his friend asked to try, she stopped the
whole thing by saying no and sat back into the water.  I'm thinking my next
party will be like this," Carson's friend said.  "I think it has potential
to catch on!"

"Sure.  I've been to parties like that with other straight boys one of the
girls said.  We played seven minutes in heaven and the guy spent 6 minutes
trying to get my bra off.  Boys have no idea."  The two girls high fived as
they made fun of the boys.

"Hey, not all boys have trouble there.  I'm an expert," Hairy dude said.

"You do know that grabbing the bottom of them and using brute force to yank
it over their head isn't the correct way, right?"  Said Carson's girl as
the others laughed.  "Who else thinks they know how to get a girl's bra
off?  All the straight boys raised their hands.  I didn't bother.  Not a
chance I knew how to get one off.  I think I saw it on TV once.  You need a
blowtorch, box cutters, a `Bras for Dummies' manual and about 20 minutes of
uninterrupted concentration.

"I think I smell a challenge coming on," one girl said.  "Which of you can
get a bra off the fastest?"  She said smiling.

"No contest.  I haven't met a bra that I couldn't pop in a split second,"
Carson said.

"We have a challenge and a taker.  Anyone else want to try?  We'll put our
bras on, and then we'll time how long it takes each of you to get them off.
Fastest time wins."

"Wins what?"  Beach fucker asked.  I still hadn't learned all their names.

"Guess you have to participate to find out."

I don't know any guy that wouldn't participate in this challenge.  Even I
was willing to try.  I just need to run and get a lighter for the blow
torch.  Two of the girls got out and put their bras on after drying
themselves.  I think as they got drier, the boys got wetter.  It was like a
National Lampoon movie where the boys were all drooling and staring without
blinking.

The boys got out of the water to get ready for their challenge.  Like the
old saying `if you can't beat `em off, join `em', so I got out with them.
Kurt used his phone to be the timekeeper.  Two boys took their place in
front of the girls as others in the room came up to watch.  They both had
erections and were standing so close to the girls that one twitch of their
poles and they'd be inside the girls pussies.  I wanted to push them
together and see it happen, or better yet, get behind the boys and push
them forward with my own erection.

Neither of the first two boys were very fast and perhaps they were enjoying
having their hands around the girls more than getting the bra off.  Each
one was timed in pairs and the winner went up against someone else for the
second round until we were down to just two finalists.  I didn't make the
cut.  Bras are very complicated.  I think they're tougher to get off than
cock rings.  The two finalists were pretty good. Both did it in under two
seconds.

"Okay boys, time to up the stakes.  Two attempts one on each girl.  But
this time, it has to be done with just one hand," the third girl said who
was running the contest.  I swear I've never seen that many erect straight
boys in one place at a time.  Many had their hands cupping their junk,
others had their underwear on, but others were brazenly showing off.  One
of the boys about to compete wasn't shy about his erection at all.  The
other had a full chubby hidden in his tight wet boxer briefs, although
hidden may be the wrong word.  It was almost as visible as if he were
naked, which made him more erotic in my mind.  I was so horny that I was
going to have to go upstairs and take care of my problem with anyone
willing to help me, but I wanted to see this.  I couldn't get the damn
boulder holders off with two hands and a crowbar, and these guys were about
to do it one handed.  There's only one thing I'm good at one handed and it
wasn't this.  The two boys stepped up and put one hand behind their backs
and were given the one two three go command.  The surprising winner was the
guy I would have called the least likely.  He was a bit of a nerdy looking
guy with the bulge in his shorts showing off probably a 7½ inch thick
cock.  He was cheered on as the two switched places.  I think it was only
fair to have them switch since there were two different bras on two
different girls with different size boobs.  The room was all gathered
around to watch for the finale.  It was either going to be a tie or we'd
have a winner.  On go, it was almost over as fast as it started...and we
had a tie.

"Time for the tie breaker," said the third girl who put her bra on and
stepped up to the two boys.  She had pretty big boobs.  Not sure what size
they were but from the way the guys were ogling her I'd say they were 76
triple X's.  They looked too big for her small frame, but what do I know?
"You have to get the bra off without using your hands," she told them as
the rest of the room cheered.  First up was the nerdy guy.  He looked
positively out of his element and my guess is that this was probably the
closest he'd been to sex, ever. He was probably a closeted cross dresser
and that's why he was good with bras.  On `go' he went behind her, bent
over and used his mouth to pop that bra off with incredible speed. The
thing flew off her like a slingshot.  One boy off to the side of me moaned
slightly and held his hand over his crotch as he walked quickly off to the
bathroom.  Another premature ejaculation on a horny straight boy.  The
other guy was up next and made a valiant attempt at getting the bra off,
but he was a good three or four seconds slower than nerd boy.  The winner
was declared and everyone wanted to know what his prize was.  I hoped that
it would be open season on him for sex.  I'd line up to join in if I was
allowed.  Let me go first and sit on his cock and he'd fall in love with my
ass.  Wait.  That could be a bad thing.  Been there, done that, still
dealing with the legal issues.  Maybe I'd just watch and jerk off all over
him as someone else took his virginity.

"As the winner, you can pick one of us and have 15 minutes with her to do
what you want," Carson's girlfriend said.  I half expected Carson to say
something, but he just smiled and fluffed his cock.

"Nice.  I pick you," he said pointing to big boob girl.  No surprise there.
I'd give him 4 seconds before he blew his load in his shorts before he got
anywhere near her interesting bits.

She nodded and came up to kiss him on the cheek.  "So where you want to
go?"

"Over on the double lounger.  Hope someone has their camera ready.  You're
gonna want to record this so you all know how it's done," he said
confidently, causing some of the guys to laugh at his obvious attempt to
look more macho than he was.

"Are you sure you wouldn't want to go up to a bedroom or something?"  She
suggested looking at him almost trying to save him from himself.  If he
shot his load before the shorts came off, he'd never hear the end of it.

"I'm sure," he said as he took her by the hand and took her over to the
lounge chair.  He surprised everyone by twirling her around and locking
lips with her as their tongues went at each other.  He worked her boobs as
he ground himself against her.  I think that shut everyone up instantly.
He moved a hand and inserted a finger into her pussy causing her to moan.
She almost launched herself onto his hand.  He must have found the X-spot
or G-spot or girl prostate or whatever was in there as she almost collapsed
on him.  He gently lowered her down on her back and got on top, never
letting their lips part.  When he was ready, he licked down her body gently
caressing her until he spread her legs and buried his face in her snatch.
That seemed to raise his street cred quite a bit.

"Oh yeah, eat that pussy, brainiac!"  Said hairy dude.  He just wasn't in a
hurry.  Most straight boys would have already been balls deep in her and
fucking for all they were worth knowing they were on a time limit.  When he
was ready, he lowered his shorts and kicked them aside.  He had a nice
smooth small tight ass and from what I could see, tight firm balls.  He
positioned his cock at her pink flap and inserted himself as he looked
directly into her eyes.  I've seen straight boys fuck before and they
always watch their cocks go in.  Hell, gay guys watch their cocks go into
an ass most of the time.  This guy looked at her eyes and stroked her
breast and then the side of her face.  He wasn't fucking her, he was making
love to her.  He entered gently and I could almost feel his large cock
entering me, he was being so smooth about it.  He was in no real rush and
bent down to suck on each tit as he did it.  When someone told him he had
two minutes left he increased speed and gave her one hell of a fucking.
She was thrusting up at him almost as if they were in sync.  She moaned
loud enough to attract the neighbors and was even making me horny.  I found
myself jerking off as I watched them.  I wasn't even watching the other
guys around me jerking off.  I barely noticed Carson standing in front of
his girl with her leg up against his hip.  They were both getting off
watching nerd boy redeem his prize.  As the time counted down, he fired all
he had into her and she cried out along with him.  Either she had just had
an orgasm, or realized that she might now be pregnant with quintuplets.  He
slowed down and left himself inside her as he again looked at her face and
gave her one last French kiss before pulling out, where everyone could see
his cock glistening with his cum and perhaps her pussy juice.  That just
sounds so gross.  I imagine pussy juice tastes about as bad as a V-8
vegetable juice.  I shuddered as I thought of it.  I noticed a few guys had
blown their loads.  We were gonna have to borrow a fire hose to clean this
deck tomorrow.  As he stood up and pulled her to her feet, the room cheered
and applauded his performance.  He took a bow and smiled as he picked up
his wet boxers and threw them over a shoulder and headed to the bathroom.
I ran after him.

"Dude, that was amazing.  I'm gay and I couldn't stop watching.  Where the
hell did you learn to do that?"

"Never underestimate the power of a nerd," he grinned.  "I program video
games all day, so you have to learn how people move and interact when you
build scenarios.  You pick up a thing or two."

"Too bad you're straight," I smiled.

"Straight, gay, it's all just two bodies interacting with each other.  Skin
to skin and learning how to please your partner," he said casually.

"So have you had sex with a guy before?"  I asked feeling my cock getting
interested.

"I don't have sex.  I intimately interact with people.  Talking about who I
have or haven't been with is disrespectful to the other person, but I'm not
opposed either gender as long as it feels right at the time."

My head was spinning.  He just popped a bra off a few girls, one with his
teeth and he's talking about disrespect.  Isn't that a bit hypocritical? I
didn't say anything as insulting him wouldn't get me laid...ummm intimately
interacted with... seriously?  Intimately interacting.  Fuck em hard and
put them away wet was my motto.  He entered the bathroom to clean up and I
wasn't sure whether to follow or not.  He was an interesting guy, but
perhaps I'd try and hit him up later when he'd recharged.

Right now I was so crazy horny, I ran upstairs to fuck, errr, intimately
interact balls deep in the first guy I came across, which just happened to
be Kyle.  I bent him over the couch, kicked his legs apart and slammed into
his well-used hole.  He looked back at me and smiled as he rested his head
on his hands.  "Someone's horny.  Not getting laid enough tonight?"

"Shut up bitch and take your fucking like a man!"  I said slapping his ass.

"Oh shit sorry.  I didn't realize you were in yet.  Go ahead," he joshed.
I fucked him as hard as I could as I held his hips.  In a monotone voice he
said, "Oh yeah...oh baby.  Give me that hard cock.  Oh yeah, oh yeah.
That's the spot.  Do it big boy.  Give me all your meat.  Make me feel that
monster dick of yours.  Oh god, that's the best I've ever had..."

"Shut up!" I laughed as I slapped his ass again.  "You know you're loving
it and it's the best fuck you've had all night."

"We're fucking?  Sorry I thought you were just massaging my hips," he said
tormenting me.  I hammered him harder and harder until I was sure I could
hear his hips cracking.  He continued to pretend he wasn't feeling it and
then limp away when I was done.

I reached under him and took hold of his rock hard cock.  "If you don't
feel it, why is this as hard as it is?"

"Just thinking of the fuck I got from your husband.  So hot and he really
knows what he's doing.  You fuck like a chick."

"A chick with an 8½ inch dick?  That would be some chick!"  As I fucked
him he tightened his ass, grunted and shot his load all over the back of
the couch.  I'll call the designer in the morning and order new furniture.
I hit him harder a few more times just to show him I wasn't a chick.  Then
pulled out, stood him up and turned him around to give him a kiss he won't
soon forget.

"Damn!  I dunno what made you that horny, but bring that to my room any
night.  That's why I love you, ya know," he said as he held my ass and
pulled me tight against him.  "I'm still here if you and Colin ever want a
boyfriend.  God why couldn't I have met you first?  After that fuck, I'm
gonna dream of you all night."

"You dream of me every night," I smiled.  I loved him just as much as I
knew he loved me.  I went to the kitchen to wipe the lube off my dick on
some paper towel and get a drink.  The highlight of the night was when
`Marvin' and Ryan put a blanket on the coffee table in the sunken living
room area.  A group sat on the couches and watched as the two of them made
out.  I think if there had been video rolling, this would have made more
money than Avatar and would be number one at the box office.  They were
good together and both knew how to play to their audience.  Ryan made sure
he did some porn star moves with his hands behind his back as his large
cock entered `Marvin' and went all the way in until their balls were
touching.  The audience was stroking not only their cocks, but in a lot of
cases helping the guy beside them.  It was a sight to see, that's for sure.
Of course those of us who live in this house see it a lot, but it still
seemed amazing to watch them perform.  Once Ryan was ready to cum, he
pulled out rapidly jerked his cock so he could he could blast the money
shot over `Marvin's' ass before he rubbed it all over and then pushed back
inside.  I almost came myself at that move.  It was always my favorite in a
porn, and in person it was even hotter.  Ryan pulled a guy up off the couch
and sucked his cock before he placed him behind `Marvin' and pushed him
inside.  I'll bet the guy would blog about that in the morning. If we were
taking selfies, it would be the most retweeted one in history.  He might
even tell his grandchildren of the day he did Tommy Anders and `Marvin'.  I
know it was already in my stories for the grandkids.  But I had a different
version as the bedtime story...  Insert wavy lines for the story flash
forward... Once upon a time there was a beautiful dirty blond haired, blue
eyed, Nymph who lived in the forest of Happy Wood.  He frolicked carefree
throughout the woods and owned the only trail from the village to the
Kingdom.  All the local merchants knew that if they wanted to pass, they
had to pay a toll to the scantily clad Nymph.  They must remove their
clothing at the toll area as to not upset or scare the Nymph.  He would
select one of their party to pay the fare.  On a clear day you could hear
the payment being extracted as far away as the kingdom.  The Nymph was well
endowed with massive skills and some of the younger merchants had not yet
learned to handle the depth that the toll would go to extract it from them.
Others found themselves making more trips through the woods than necessary,
for which no one seemed to know the reason, as the large toll could be
painful sometimes.  The local Prince heard of this ritual and snuck out in
the middle of the night by himself in search of the Nymph who was causing
so much interest.  As he approached the toll area, the Nymph jumped out
scaring the Prince's horse, causing it to buck him off and bolt away.  The
Prince fell to the ground unconscious.

"It is such a shame when that happens," said the Nymph to no-one in
particular as he ran up to the traveller.  When he saw it was the Prince,
he looked around nervously looking for the Royal guards who always
accompany him.  There were none.  He bent down to the Prince and put his
ear to his mouth to listen for breathing.  To his relief he heard some and
knew the Prince was not dead.  He knew that if he didn't wish to be
hung...not well hung, but hung in the square with a rope around his neck,
he had better make sure the Prince was not seriously injured.  He removed
the royal clothing, admiring each wonderful piece before checking for
broken bones or internal bleeding on the handsome Prince.  To his great
relief, he found none, and as he looked down at the unclothed man in front
of him, he was amazed at the beauty of the Prince with his long curly hair.
He ran his hands over the silky smooth skin and felt the firmness of it.
He bent the Prince's knees and spread the legs as he looked between them.
He was pleasantly surprised to find it devoid of hair and ran his finger
along the royal crack in fascination.  He squeezed each cheek to find it
just as firm as the rest of him.  He looked nervously around again as he
positioned himself to extract his toll from the Prince while he could, as
he doubted the Prince would pay in a normal situation.  He placed the
Prince's legs over his shoulders so he could extract the largest toll he
could from the wealthy monarch.  He began to slowly take the owed payment
as he continued to inspect the Prince for any damage.  He took hold of the
Prince's penis to steady himself and noticed it inflate at his touch.  He
applied more pressure and stroked it firmly believing there might be a
blood clot that was causing it to inflate thusly.  As he concentrated on
the Prince's nether region and the toll, he failed to notice is Majesty
open his eyes and watch.  It only became obvious when the Prince raised a
hand and placed it on the Nymph's taut abdomen.  He jumped at being caught
inside his Prince, but as he looked at the Monarch, he saw that there was a
smile and a look of pleasure, not one of hatred at being used as payment
for the toll in such a way.  The Prince pulled the Nymph forward and placed
a kiss upon his lips and held his head.  The Nymph, unsure of what to do,
did what he knew best and extracted a larger toll from the Prince as he
went deeper.  The two stayed coupled for a long long time, far far away
from the ears and eyes of the kingdom. The Nymph extracted so much toll
that the Prince was guaranteed of never having to pay again, unless he
wished to do so voluntarily.  Once they were done, they lay side by side
stroking each other's hair gazing longingly into each other's eyes.  The
Prince was smitten by the Nymph and invited him to live with him in his
castle where he made him the tax collector of the land.  They lived happily
ever after and the Prince felt richer than ever.  The End.

"Justin...Justin...Dude, where are you?  Troy said as he waved his hand in
front of my face.  I focused on him and smiled.  "Holy crap dude, where did
you go?  You were a million miles away."

"I was just in the forest of Happy Wood," I beamed.

"Oh!  Well maybe ease of the party drugs for a bit then, huh," Troy said.
"Since my boyfriend is a little busy, wanna go see who we can find to play
with?"  I smiled and took his hand as we went in search of fun.  I guess I
might have to rethink that story if I'm telling it as a bedtime story for
the grandkids.  Not sure Disney would pick that up as a full length
animated feature.  We watched guys play naked basketball in the cold
outside and then watched flying penises on the trampoline, before selecting
a guy to bone in the outdoor pool.

The night went late and by the time it wound down I was exhausted.  The
house was a mess as usual after a party and I'm sure the health department
would slap a hazard sticker on our door and probably even on some of the
guys themselves.  I made sure to hang out with Colin a lot and make sure he
was having an amazing birthday.  He took plenty of breaks and spent time
hanging out with his friends.  Always good to have friends with benefits
who are shy being naked around you.  Once most of our guest had left and
the house locked up, I headed up to bed with Nathan and Colin for one last
round of fun before we fell asleep, or perhaps we passed out.  I think what
surprised me the most is that we had done all this with the twins fast
asleep in their room and they never even heard us.  They either sleep like
the dead, or the house was incredibly soundproof, or both.

I awoke in the morning to my ass being licked and looked over to see Kyle
on his knees by the side of the bed.  I smiled at him as he looked up.
"Having fun?" I whispered so as to not wake up Nathan and Colin.  He nodded
as he kept licking.  He had pushed the covers back as I was laying on my
side with my ass half of the bed. "So are you just gonna lick or am I
getting fucked too?"

He stood up and went to put his raging boner in me but I reached over and
took hold of it and gently turned around and pulled him closer to my mouth
where I swallowed it instead.  He put his hands on the back of my head and
fucked my face.  We were shaking the bed a little, so I slid out and onto
the floor and went to work on him.  I pushed my finger between his legs and
went for his ass only to find it was already lubed up and ready for action.
I looked up at him with a grin.  Well, as much of a grin as you can give
with a face full of cock.  He just shrugged and smiled.  I reached up and
took his hand and pulled him down.  He got the idea and lay on the carpet
on his back.  I put his legs up over my shoulder one at a time and aimed my
cock at his sweet hole and entered.  He had a big smile the whole time.  I
leaned down to kiss him and he almost swallowed my face with his tongue.
He was cray cray horny. I guess he really had liked the fucking I gave him
last night.  I pushed deep into him and then began to fuck like a wild man.
Kyle was squeaking and moaning as we made out. His hips were thrusting up
each time I went fully into him, so he could get that little extra bang for
his buck.  He was starting to grunt and I looked at the bed to see Nathan
and Colin lying sideways with their heads hanging off the edge watching us
with a smile.

"That's a nice way to wake up," Nathan said.  "Looks like not much has
changed around here."

He and Colin kissed as we watched, then Nathan slid off the bed and
straddled Kyle to sit on his face. He pulled his ass cheeks apart to give
Kyle better access and then wiggled down on him as if he were settling into
a comfy chair.  Nathan leaned over to kiss Colin some more as I kept
drilling Kyle.  Yep, this really was the best way to wake up.  Kyle was
rock hard and it didn't go unnoticed by Nathan who took hold of it and
began to jack him off furiously.  Kyle squirmed and bucked wildly at being
stimulated so much and it didn't take much of that before he blew his load
all over his chest.  Nathan smiled and got off his face and returned to the
bed, where Colin took over and used his friend's spit lubed hole to take
care of his own morning wood.  I let fly into Kyle as I rubbed the white
cum puddle all over his chest.  I pulled out and gave him the last couple
of jets just so he could see that I was done.  He smiled and leaned up to
kiss me.

"I'm surprised you didn't have four or five guys stay over after last
night's party," I said as our breathing returned to normal.

"No, I had a good time though.  I only had one spend the night.  I should
probably get back to him."

I laughed.  "Who did you end up with?  One of the exes?"

"No, I kept a cute waiter.  They're into service, so I figured why not let
him service me."

"Nice," I smiled.  "I love how you used a waiter to start the night with
Colin."

Kyle blushed.  "Actually he's a straight boy that I convinced during the
party to go gay for pay.  I told him I'd give him 500 bucks if he fucked
the birthday boy to get things started.  I think he earned his money."

"From the way he got used all night by everyone, I hope he isn't a pay per
play type of straight boy, or you'll be broke.  I just hope you give him a
nice tip."

"He'll get my nice tip as soon as he wakes up.  I'm going to lube him up
and not only give him the tip, but I'll shaft him as well."  He laughed at
his own joke and ran out of the room to go and shaft his straight waiter.
Kyle was my apprentice who was rapidly surpassing the master.

I hit the shower and then crawled back into bed.  I'd only just started to
get back to sleep when the front gate buzzer went and I rolled over to
answer it.  "Hey Baby!  It's Tripp!!  Open the gate and let us in or we'll
huff and we'll puff and we'll blow you." he said excitedly.  I groaned and
hit the front gate.

"We have company," I said to Colin and our bedmate, Nathan.

"Who?" he mumbled as he pushed his head into the pillow.

"Tripp and probably Nate from class.  He wanted to come over and meet
everyone."

"Why's he here so early.  It's barely 10."

"It's Tripp.  I'm surprised he wasn't here at 7am," I laughed as I stepped
out of bed pushing the return of my morning wood into my boxer briefs, and
threw on my lounge pants and a shirt to run downstairs.  I got to the front
door and opened it as Nate and Tripp walked up.

"Hey! This is a killer house, dude.  Is it like a frat house or something?
Is your room as cool as the outside looks?"  Tripp asked as he came in and
took off his shoes.

"Let me show you around and introduce you to everyone that's up.  It was
Colin's birthday yesterday so we were up late.  And you know the saying is
that you'll huff and puff and blow the house down, right?"

"What fuckin' fun would that be?  You had a party here?  How come it's so
clean then?"  He asked looking around.  "Cool palm trees and indoor beach!"

"That was the theme of the night.  They'll come and take it all down later
today.  Morning Nate," I said acknowledging the quieter of our two new
guests. He smiled and said good morning back.  "The cleaning company took
care of the garbage and dishes and stuff last night.  We're not big fans of
waking up to a mess, but it actually needs a lot of work yet. The cleaners
will be here at noon."

"Crap, I love this place.  I thought you said you lived in a normal house.
Is this a normal Canadian house?  How much does it cost to rent a room
here?"

I laughed.  "Dude, we own the place."

"Yeah right, and I'm the King of Norway, honey."

"Nice to meet you, your majesty.  But we really do own the place."

"I guess I should have shown up later...after you come down from all the
drugs last night," he laughed as he put his arm around me.  Nate just
smiled and shrugged.

"I'll show you the rest of the house" I said as we headed downstairs.  He
was impressed that we had an indoor pool, and then doubly impressed that we
had an outdoor pool as well.  He pretty much commented on everything and at
the end of the tour had decided that this was the community centre and not
our house.  I took them back upstairs to meet Jason and Alex who were up
and getting the twins breakfast before heading over to our parents.

"Tripp, Nate. These are two of my brothers, Jason and Alex, and their sons
Trevor and Travis."

Jay and Alex fist bumped them and Tripp stared at Jason and me and then at
the twins.  "This is so cool. You're twins and you have twins." As I got
some coffee for everyone, J.P. and Ryan strolled down the backstairs in
just their underwear.  I suppose I should be thankful they didn't stroll
down naked, but ever since the arrival of the twins we had been a little
more modest.  Plus we didn't need the twins saying anything to James who
might misinterpret it and cause problems for all of us.  Tripp started to
spin his head like he was possessed.

"Oh my god!  There really are three of you.  This is so epic!  I need to
add you to my bucket list.  Anyone in need of some morning attention?  God,
you're Tommy Anders," he said to the two new arrivals.

"Ryan actually," Ryan said as he introduced himself.  I introduced J.P.

"This house is seriously epic!  I can't believe I'm here with Tommy Anders.
You've been like a fantasy of mine ever since I saw your first movie.  I
think I have everything you ever made."

"Thanks," Ryan said as he strolled to the coffee.

"And `Marvin' dude, I almost bust a nut when you came out as gay.  I
couldn't believe it.  I first saw you in Aliens in the Attic and then when
you were in Ruby and the Rockets, you totally made that show for me."

"I can't believe anyone saw that," he laughed.  "But thanks.  That's nice
of you to say."

"Dude when you took off your shirt in Switched at Birth, I almost licked
the TV screen."

"Seriously, you should stop. You're giving both of them complexes and their
heads are big enough," Colin laughed.

"Are you guys sticking around today?"  Tripp asked excitedly as he stared
at them intently.

Ryan answered. "Yeah, we had a long night last night.  But you gotta bring
it down about four levels dude.  We're sporting massive..."

"Boners?" Tripp laughed with a question in his voice.

"...hangovers," he finished.

"Oh right, sorry.  I just can't believe you all live here.  I love your new
show by the way.  It's gonna be hot.  Which one of you is actually the
actor?" He asked looking at the Triple J's.

"Me," said J.P.

"That's cool.  If you ever got sick or injured or anything, your brothers
could step in for you easily enough.  They should make the show about
triplets.  That would make it so much hotter!"  We all looked at each other
with a knowing smile as we took a sip of our coffee.  It didn't go
unnoticed.

"Oh my god!  That's what they're gonna do isn't it?  You're all going to be
in the show!  I knew it.  Damn I can't wait to see that.  What's gonna
happen?"  As he talked Jason's phone went and he excused himself to answer
it.  Personally, I think he planned it to get away from Tripp.

"We can't tell you anything.  Confidentiality agreements and all.  But its
J.P. that's the actor, not us," I told him.

"Right, got it.  Are you all gonna be straight or gay or what?"

"Again, can't tell you anything," I said.  I looked over at the twins and
they were grinning as they watched Tripp being so animated.  They probably
had no idea what he was talking about, but they seemed to like how outgoing
and positive he was.  Jason returned and sat down.

"Mom has a cold so they cancelled the visit as they don't want the boys to
get sick.  Looks like we've got the kids all day."

"So who is who?"  Tripp said looking at the twins and smiling.

"I'm Twevor," Trevor said.

"I'm Twavis," Travis said next.

"I'm Tripp," he said to them.

"Hi Uncle Twipp," Travis said smiling.

"Uncle Tripp.  I like that!" He beamed.

How come everyone is `Uncle' somebody to little kids.  Why can't they just
be regular names?

"You wanna come play wif our Lego's?"  Trevor asked.

"Ummm, sure if your Dad says it's okay," he said looking at Jason and Alex.

"Have fun," Jason smiled.  "The playroom is downstairs."  The twins climbed
down off their chairs and took Tripp by each hand and almost dragged him to
the basement like vampires taking a prey in for the kill.

"Is he always like that?"  Alex asked as soon as they were out of earshot.

"You have no idea," Nate said finally getting to speak.  "Wherever we go,
he just talks and talks. We went to the movies one night and he left three
times when he saw a boy he liked heading for the bathroom.  I'm surprised
he hasn't been beaten up and left in an alley somewhere.  But I have to
admit he's definitely not boring.  A little over the top at times, but not
boring.  I stayed at his place last night and we ordered pizza.  He almost
did the pizza boy right there in the hallway."

"You spent the night at his place?  What was that like?"

"Interesting.  He lives with two girls in a two bedroom apartment.  I asked
him which room was his and he said both.  Apparently they just sleep in
whatever bed they want.  If someone has company, the two other roommates
sleep together."

"So did you sleep with him last night?"  I grinned.

"Yeah, but not like that.  Well not exactly anyway."

"What's that mean?" I grinned.

"We didn't have sex if that's what you're asking.  He likes giving blowjobs
and I like receiving them, but nothing more.  He knows I'm straight, but
hell, why turn down a BJ?"

"I'm surprised he let you off that easy," I teased.

"Well he did put a dildo in his ass and ride it to get himself off which
was really bizarre to watch.  He asked if he could blow his load all over
me and did it before I could answer."

"That sounds more like the Tripp we know," I smiled.  "It won't be long
before you're fucking him."

"No, I can't see that happening.  It'll give him the wrong idea.  I'll
stick with getting head at the most."

"100 bucks has you deep in his ass by the end of the semester," I grinned
knowing that he just wasn't that hard to convince.  He didn't say anything.
Kyle strolled down in his underwear with his straight boy conquest in tow.
Guys, this is... uh, what was your name again?"

"Martin," he said.

"Martin," Kyle repeated. "We're just grabbing some juice and food and
heading back upstairs for a bit.  What's the plan for today?"

"Nothing yet.  Just taking it easy until we're recovered."

"Cool.  Text me if we're doing anything exciting," he said as he poured
them both a glass of juice and grabbed a muffin each.  "Come on Merlin,
let's go back to bed."

"Martin," the guy said.

"Whatever," Kyle replied with a wicked grin.  They trotted up the back
stairs with Merlin/Martin in the lead.  Kyle turned around as he hit the
first couple of stairs, raised his index and pinky fingers, stuck his
tongue out and wiggled his hips at us. Then turned around and ran up after
Martin.

"We better order a wheelchair for Martin.  I doubt he'll be able to walk
home when Kyle's done with him," Colin suggested.

"Another straight boy conquered," Alex remarked as we all mumbled in
agreement.

"Guess you'll be next, Nate," Jason said looking at him.  "First it starts
with a blow job, then a rimming, next thing you know you're upside down
with a dick inside you being bred hard."

"Holy shit Jason!  Don't tell him all our secrets.  I'm still working on
him," I said throwing a grape at him.  He picked it up and popped it in his
mouth.  I looked at Nate.  "He's kidding.  We don't go right from rimming
to fucking.  We teach you how to kiss and suck a cock first before we fuck
you.  Don't let him scare you like that."

"I'm beginning to think that all gay guys talk about is sex," Nate smiled.
"Don't worry I know you're kidding."

"Are we Nate?  Are we just kidding," I said seductively as I licked my
lips.  The guys laughed and we headed downstairs to join the other three.
Tripp was totally involved in helping the twins with their Lego.  He was
busy helping build a race track for the cars to go on and using the Lego to
make jumps and turns.  The twins were helping by running around and getting
him the blocks he needed.  We joined in for a bit and built a great race
track.  I don't know who was having more fun.  The twins, Tripp or us.  I
asked if anyone would like something to drink and the twins asked for milk
and everyone else either asked for more coffee or juice.  I headed up to
get the order and Tripp followed.

"I love the twins they're so cute."

"Yeah, we're still getting to know them, but they're a lot of fun," I
admitted.

"So how was the party last night? Did I miss anything?"

"Our parties are always fun.  It started out as a family party. Dinner, an
insanely cool magician presents and stories with the family.  Then once
they left and the kids were in bed, we had the adult party.  Let's just say
you'd have been in your element."

"Damn.  Hopefully you'll invite me to the next one."

"Definitely.  This was basically all friends of Colin."

"Did everyone get naked and stuff?"

"Wouldn't be a party if there wasn't mega sex going on," I teased.

"Do you think `Marvin' and Ryan will let me have sex with them today, or at
least let me see them naked?"

"I have no idea, but just ask them.  It's not like you're shy and it's not
like they aren't always horny, although they may need recovery time from
last night."

"Christ I want your life.  Just being in this house is making me so horny.
My dick is gonna explode out of my shorts if I keep thinking about `Marvin'
and Ryan."

"Oh, so I'm not good enough for you now?"  I laughed.

"Are you kidding?  There's three of you?  It's like Nirvana."  As I poured
juice into the glasses, Tripp dropped to his knees and pulled my lounge
pants and underwear to my ankles.  I didn't stop him as he took my cock
into his mouth and sucked me off.  As Nate said, no point in turning down a
blowjob.  He had taken out his own cock and was pumping it furiously.  I
had no doubt that in a couple minutes, he'd be bent over the edge of the
kitchen counter offering up his ass.  I jumped a bit in surprise as Blake
came around the corner holding his backpack and dropped it on the floor in
front of us.

"Hi!  I'm Blake.  I'm Colin and Justin's kid.  Who are you?"  He asked
looking at Tripp down on his knees.

"Oh shit," Trip said as he stopped what he was doing and launched to his
feet.  He had a string of spit coming from his mouth that he quickly wiped
away.  Blake giggled.

"Nice to meet you `Oh Shit'.  My Dad does this a lot so it's not like I
haven't seen it before.  You can keep going as I know my Dad isn't done,
`cause he makes funny faces and grunts when he's making stuff come out.
I'll just sit and wait," he said as he climbed on the chair beside us.
Tripp was now bright red and had been struggling to get his boner back in
his pants.  "Why are you hiding your penis?  Is it really small or
something?  My Dad says that guys with small ones hide them, but guys with
big ones show them off.  Wanna see mine?  It's really big for my age."

"No one wants to see your penis, Blake.  How about some privacy huh?"

"You're funny Justin.  Everyone wants to see my penis.  It's almost
famous!"

"I don't even want to know what that means.  Go put your backpack in your
room and we'll meet you in the playroom with everyone else."

"Sure, whatevs.  Nice to meet you Tripp," he said as he grabbed his
backpack and ran off to the kitchen.

"Sorry about Blake.  He has a tendency to just speak his mind."

"I think that's the best way to be.  At least he won't be sneaking around
getting into trouble if he knows he can just speak to you openly.  Gotta
admit, it was a bit weird getting caught sucking you off like that though."

"I get used to Blake popping up at random times, it hardly registers any
more, but I remember when it used to freak me out to.  Now we just deal
with it as if it's no big deal so he gets on with other things."

Tripp laughed and shook his head.  "My dick may never get hard again.  I
think he scared the crap out of it!"

"Blake is famous for that," I grinned as we made our way back downstairs
with the drinks, cookies and string cheese.

The twins were first to run up and get their milk and string cheese.  They
seemed to love the stuff.  Such a good parent thing to do.  Blake wasn't
far behind and grabbed a milk and cookies for himself.  He walked over to
sit next to Nate.

"I'm Blake.  Justin and Colin's kid," he said introducing himself.  He
seemed to have a routine now which I was actually proud of.  He was
outgoing, polite and just talked to strangers openly.  Wait, is that now in
the bad parenting column.  Maybe not when the stranger was in your house.
I think we're still okay.  "Are you fucking my Dad too?"  He asked bluntly
causing me to almost choke on my coffee as the others looked at him and
tried not to laugh.

"No, I'm straight.  I like girls," Nate said to him without blinking or
choking inappropriately at the question.

"Me too," Blake said as they high fived.  Strangely he left out the part
where he liked boys too.

"BLAKE!  Think before we speak.  Filter on dude!"  I yelled over to him.

"If anyone needs a filter it's you," he mumbled.

"What did you say?" I asked staring at him.

"Nothing, I just meant like a sex filter," he said as he went over to play
with the twins.  Nate turned and tried to supress a huge grin as he took a
sip of coffee.

"I wasn't expecting that question," Nate said as he tried to compose
himself.

"Trust me, for Blake that's probably pretty tame. But he's a good kid for
the most part.  He's starting to grow up though and getting more like a
teenager every day.  Thankfully we now have the twins to keep him focused
him on kid things instead of adult things."

We went and played with the kids until Blake asked if we could all go
swimming?  The twins jumped up and down as if they'd been told they'd won
the lottery.  They all ran out of the room together without waiting to see
if we agreed or not.

"Guess we're going swimming," Jason laughed and then quickly realized that
the twins were heading for the pool almost by themselves.  He raced out
after them.  "BOYS! Wait until an adult is with you."  Alex bolted after
him.  We all headed up to the pool to find Blake helping the boys out of
their clothes and getting their water wings.  Jason stopped all of them.

"Blake, you're old enough to swim in here by yourself, as long as there's
an adult in the house in case you need help, but the twins are too small to
be in here without an adult right with them, okay.  You must promise me
you'll never bring them here unless one of us is present."

"I promise.  I was just helping you get them ready.  Do we need swim
suits?"

"No, I think you're okay without them as long as you behave," Jason said.

"I always behave.  But I should go masturbate first as having my thing
sticking up around the kids might not be age appropriate.  If anyone else
needs to do it too, we can go up to my bedroom.  I already have pool towels
up there that we can use," he said without so much as cracking a smile.  I
wasn't sure how many things in that sentence were age appropriate and what
weren't.  Those of us that live with Blake just accept how he speaks
openly, but by the expression on Nate and Tripp's faces, they were a little
surprised.

"Blake, TMI!  When you need to go do that, just go and do it.  We don't
need a play by play.  It's kind of a private thing."

"Okay, but if anyone wants to join me, I'm just saying it's okay."

"Can we go wif Bwake?"  Travis asked.

"No.  He's doing big boy stuff for now.  He'll be back in a few minutes."

"Yeah, don't worry Travis I'm pretty quick, so don't worry."  He took off
like an Olympic sprinter and I just didn't bother looking at Nate and
Tripp.  They would just have way too many questions.  We undressed and left
our clothes on the nearby chairs, hitting the water quickly and being
careful not to splash the twins.  They loved having all of us in the pool
and swam from one to the other hanging on until they ventured to the next
person.  Blake returned almost as quickly as he left and he wasn't kidding
about it only taking 30 seconds.  I remember those days.  Now it takes a
good two minutes to blow a load when I'm horny.  He was already naked and
cannonballed into the deeper end of the pool as we yelled at him to be
careful around the twins.  He swam up to us and dove under the water to go
between my legs grabbing my cock like a handle as he went through.  I gave
him a look as he came up for air and he just grinned and swam away.  We
didn't stay in the water too long as we needed lunch.  We were getting
dried off as Kyle and his waiter friend appeared in their underwear.

"Finally he surfaces," Troy laughed.  "You wear each other out yet, or just
taking a break?"

"Taking a break.  Like I wear out that fast!  Any plans for the day yet?"

"Yeah we're taking the boys to Science world," Jason said Alex and he
dressed the twins.

"Am I going?"  Blake asked.

"If you want to," Jason told him.

"Totes!  I'll get my stuff," he said as he ran past Kyle and the waiter
completely naked leaving wet footprints on the stairs.

"You gonna join us?"  Jason asked Colin and me?  "We're cool to look after
Blake if you want."

"We'll pass if you're okay with it," I said.

"Totes!" he laughed.  "We'll call to see if James is available to join in
as well.  It'll give the boys a chance to bond some more."

"Great idea.  If you find it too much, just call and we'll come rescue
you."

As they headed out with their first stop to McDonalds for lunch, Kyle
pulled the waiter's underwear down and to show him off.  "Check this out,"
he said as he took hold of the guy's penis and pulled the foreskin back.
It locked in tight behind the large mushroom head.  "He can be cut or
uncut!"  It was pretty cool to see.  Then Kyle pointed out how perfectly
tight and round the guys balls were as he fondled him.  I think the boy was
getting redder and redder, but that was Kyle's intention.  "Any of you want
to take a ride?  He'll bend over and you can try out his ass."

"Are you kidding?"  Troy laughed.  "Who wants your sloppy seconds?  We can
get our own."

"Sloppy seconds?  Nuh uh!  It's at least, what...sloppy sixths?"  He asked
looking at the guy.

"Okay your loss," he smiled as he pulled the guy's underwear back up and
decided that his waiter could leave and walked him out.  When he returned
he was grinning.  "He wants to come back and hang out again.  Guess I'm
still smokin' hot, even for a self-proclaimed straight boy!  Soak it all in
bitches!"  He said as he ran his hands down his body.  We grabbed him and
threw him in the pool to swell his big head and cool him down.  We spent
the afternoon using the house to its fullest.  We watched a movie, played
pool and foozball, showed Tripp and Nate the adult playroom and let them
explore it, hit the trampoline and smoked a bit of weed to mellow out our
headaches.  The only thing we didn't do was have sex.  Who'd have thought
it?  By the time our guests left they were over their fascination with
`Marvin' and Ryan and said they'd see us at school tomorrow.

Later that night, after the boys were all in bed, `Marvin' and Troy dropped
a bit of a bombshell on us all.  "The show is taking a couple months off
for the winter break, so we're going to spend Christmas at my place in
California.  I'm going to introduce my boyfriend to my parents."

"What about school?"  I asked sounding like my Mom.

"I'm not going down for the whole time.  Just three weeks," Troy explained.
"It'll give me a good chance to see if I like it."

"What if you like it?" I said feeling a bit sick.

"I dunno.  We want to live together and since he has the career and the
life in California, I guess I'd move there."

"You know we'll all miss you right?"  I said wanting to throw up.

"And I'll miss you.  If it hadn't been for all of you, I'd probably still
be living under the bridge or worse, dead in the park."  It immediately
brought back the memories of Lawrence and Troy's attack.  He was right, if
it wasn't for us, he might indeed be dead.  "I'll never be able to repay
you, but at some point I have to be able to live my life standing on my own
two feet, and maybe this is the opportunity."

"What if you and `Marvin' break up?  No offense `Marvin' but if you dump
him what happens to Troy?"

"We've already talked about that.  We get married and Troy can get a green
card.  If we ever broke up, which isn't in the plan, we'll stay together
long enough for the green card to become permanent so he can be a citizen
if he wants."

"Oh.  So you really want to do this, move away and leave us all behind?" I
said looking at Troy with a feeling that one of our family was about to
break off from us.

"Dude, you're starting to be a bit of a drama queen again.  I'm just going
to California for three weeks.  You're stuck with me until at least the end
of the school year and even if I did move, `Marvin's' show is filmed here.
We'd be up so much, you wouldn't have time to miss me."

"I'd miss you," I said as I put my arm around him and gave him a hug. "But
I'd be happy for you," I added to make him feel better.  That night I
dreamed of a house without Troy and didn't like it.  The dream was the
house with a swirling vortex like a black hole where his room was.  There
should be a rule that when your life is perfect you can just hit a button
and hold it there.  Once I get the Damian thing fixed, I'm hitting the
button.  Plus I need to hit that button fast before Blake turns into a
teenager.


End of Chapter.  Troy might be leaving?  Noooooo!!  Colin is old...ummm
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