Date: Sat, 03 Mar 2001 12:07:39 +0000 From: Unicorn Subject: Farm Hand 5 Disclaimer: The usual. No children, animals, wetlands or rain forests were harmed in the writing and publication of this story. In fact none of the above even know it exists since they can't come here, and the effect on Global warming was so small as to be undetectable. This may or may not be total fiction, just depends on what you want it to be. Of course, legally, NOBODY under the age of 18 can have anything to do with sex including being able to read this story so if anybody under that age COULD come here they wouldn't be able to see anything, would they? If anybody OVER that age should read this and wish to comment on it I'll look forward to anything but SPAM. "Chicken Cordon Bleu" is more my style. ;-) And if course I'll respond to any e-mail to: unicorn@fgi.net The reader might like to refer to "Farm Hand 4" since the last episode was posted on 7 October 2000 "Sam? Do, uh, ya think I might have a, uh, 'nother brew?" "Hmmm....when I look at ya, I don't see two of ya so I guess that first one didn't give ya split personality! Yeah, go ahead. And get me one too while you're at it." Sam had already had two or three and I think he was feelin' kinda relaxed I got us a couple out of the cooler and unscrewed the caps. I hurried back and hopped on the sofa so I wouldn't miss any of the action on the vid. The guys in the film were lookin' at a vid too and makin' comments and the vid THEY were watchin' was all guys too! About this time my tiny-tank needed a drain and I said, "I gotta piss." Sam said, "Me too." We stopped the vid and he said, "Man, you don't buy this stuff you just rent it! It runs through so fast think we oughta piss in the bottles and take it back to 'em?" He could made a good joke out of anything. I said, "Well, I don't know about you but I think I might have a little trouble hittin' that little hole in the bottle and if I hold and you piss, well, I ain't havin' you pissin' on my fingers." We went in the bath and both of us pulled the tops of our boxer briefs down instead of pullin' our dicks through the slit, flopped our dicks out and pissed...greatly! I got to look at Sam's beautiful pubes and almost got a hardon before I could finish pissin'. They were SO beautiful - kinda red/gold with that delicious treasure trail beginnin' just below his belly button and fanning out to perfect Sampubes which was just the right thing for his yummy dick to stick out of. It seemed that my brews were givin' me some new insight into being able to describe things in , uh, what?...artistic terms! LOL! Well, we shook off the last coupla drops and Sam said, 'Man, it's too hot to wear underwear," and he took 'em off and flung 'em into the laundry hamper. I, well...I thought that was obviously the best idea this evening. After the beer and us shuckin' down to out b/briefs earlier. So, I kicked mine off and also flung 'em in the hamper. We went back to the family room, climbed back on the sofabed, clicked on the vid, picked up our brews and went on with our evenings entertainment. I took a BIG swig and part of it went down the wrong way. I coughed about half of it up and Sam reached over and patted me on the back and said, "Hey, ya OK?" and I said, "Yeah, guess I was just tryin' to drink this like Mountain Dew." Sam reached for a towel which was lying there and wiped off what little I had coughed up. I had splattered it down my front including on down on my dick and balls and some kinda on my thighs. He blotted my chest and legs, noticed how wet my genitalia was and said, "Lift up your legs a bit...you is a mess!" and blotted that area a bit too, gave a second look, reached down, took my at 3/4 mast dick by the end, pulled it up, wiped my balls and on down to my crotch. Guess you can guess what happened next. My hair trigger flung that baby into instant hardon! My relaxed state of mind didn't mind a bit and I pushed up to give him total access. He said, "What's THIS!!? I never saw all THAT down there before." I said, "Hey, man...it's been down there all the time...just waitin' for some personal attention. Think it's tired of ME?" and laughed uproariously! I seemed to be likin' this a lot and G O N E was my old embarrassment. I looked over at Sam's beautiful piece and it seemed to be takin' an interest in the proceedings since it had risen up high enough to get a good view of what was goin' on. I said, "Looks like mine has a friend which is beginnin' to want some attention to!" Sam gave me a gentle shove and said "Pervert" and we went back to watchin' the vid. I kinda bounced back from the little shove and was leanin' over against Sam. He raised his arm and pulled me up against his naked side and I flung a leg over one of his. He just gave me a little squeeze and took a slurp of beer and belched greatly! "If you're gonna make pig noises guess you'll have to start eatin' with the pigs too." Sam started making 'whuff! whuff! noises like friendly pigs do when they see a friend or are about to get fed and leaned down and gave me a GIANT raspberry on my belly button, and then stuck his tongue in and reamed it out thoroughly! By then I was laughing hysterically and screamin,' mostly with joy but he probably assumed it was sensory overload. He said, "Mmmmm....if THAT'S where the pigs eat I'm gonna be lookin' forward to mealtime more than ever!" I was weak with laughter and relaxed from my Miller. He pulled me over against him again and said, "Careful with that brew - we don't want your mother smellin' it all over this sofa. Try to get most if it in ya, OK?" "OK." We started lookin' at the vid again and in the vid by now it was evening, the guys had moved out to a patio by a pool and had had some snacks and some drinks. Two guys were horsin' around in the pool and one pulled the others Speedo off and flung it on the deck. Well that led to some grabass and another pair of trunks hit the deck. The other guys thought no suits sounded like a good idea so they shucked theirs and all jumped into the pool. Well, they were gettin' friendlier and friendlier. (I was too. While leanin' over against Sam I had managed to kinda insert my elbow into his crotch, right in his pubes above his cock. It seemed to like the company since it had risen up to..uh...well...my brain was about to explode with what it might want or do next and I was also tryin' to make appropriate comments to Sam's comments about the vid. I gently squirmed around and managed to get my arm right on that perfect object of my desire for so long.) On the vid there were underwater camera shots and we could see the guys getting friendlier and friendlier, if you know what I mean. I was so hard I thought it would burst. I even had a pearly drop of boydew at the end of my cock. I checked on Sam and he did too, so, I just took my finger, wiped off that glistening pearl and held it up to Sam (who flinched when I had lightly touched his which was slightly throbbing - with each heartbeat ) - teen meat and said, "Sam, I think you're meltin.' Look at this?" He gave me another of his delicious smiles and and evil look and said, "Where'd ya find THAT?" as if he didn't know? I said, "Looks like a pearl to me. Maybe it ain't sumthin' melted after all. What do you suppose........" He didn't let me finish and said, uncharacteristically for him, "Well, fuck...why doncha taste it and SEE what it is?" (Guys in the pool were not all in the pool. Some were on the deck eating dick and ass, suckin' toes and face...I was just givin' them a glance now and then...kinda more for 'what to do next' than anything else." I said, "Well, it's yours ...YOU taste it!" "I ain't gonna taste it. You taste it!" "Let's let Mikey taste it he hates everything" and with that, we both doubled over and threshed around with laughter. Wasn't any Mikey of course since Sam was referrin' to that kid on the TV commercial. "I think I lost it. We've gotta find another." "OK, we'll both try to find one...AND TRY NOT TO LOSE THIS ONE...and have a blindfold taste." "Will just shuttin' our eyes be OK?" "Yeah, that'll be OK." So I wiped a finger across the end of his and he wiped a finger across the end of mine - he took my smaller one between thumb and finger to get what he said was a 'good swipe.' I felt little lightning bolts of ecstasy all the way from my cock to my brain and my toes. "OK, ready?" "Yeah!" "OK, 1...2...3...taste!" and we both stuck our fingers in our mouth. "Hey, that was pretty good. Too bad they don't bottle it." And Sam, always the practical one said, "Well, I dunno...I don't think it might keep too well and it SHORELY would taste best fresh" and with that he grabbed me and hugged me and I him and we both laughed a good one. By the time vid had ended, I had been totally stimulated and considerably educated and the evening was still quite hot. Sam said, "How about a dip in the creek." "I ain't gonna walk all the way down there and you can't drive after those brews." "No prob... we'll just ride ol' Doc." Doc was our ridin' horse and was as gentle as a dog. "Can we talk a couple a brews along." "Sure, just put 'em in that soft refrigerator bag in the kitchen." I got the bag, we put the beer in, we put on our sneakers, got a couple of towels and went out toward the barn. What? Where were our pants, you ask? Why back in the clothes hamper of course! ;-) WE wuz stark naked 'cept for our shoes, and especially in our relaxed condition and the hot night air and I don't remember ever feelin' so naked. We got out to the barn and ol' Doc was standin' in his stall and he whickered when we came up. Sam put a soft rope bridle on him and led him outside. He gave me a leg up and handed me the reefer bag and towels. Doc's velvety black coat felt SO soft and sexy and I still had my hardon. Since we were riding bareback Sam led ol' Doc over to a box and climbed on behind me. Now lets sort out this picture. There I was, sitting stark naked (with my genitalia being stimulated by that horse's silky glossy hide) and Sam the Delicious sitting behind me, also naked and no doubt also being stimulated by that hot slick horsehide we were sitting on and I was double bein' stimulated by Sam's rubbery cock and pubes against my ass. I'd never done it but I wanted to raise up, sit on that thing and feel it movin' in me with each step of the horse. I was holdin' the bag and Sam took the halter rope and clucked at ol' Doc. Then he reached down, took my still very HARDon in his fist and said, "Hey, I don't remember Doc havin' this, teeny, tiny shift stick before!" "Hey, that's not a stick shift and if you keep tryin' to put it in some gear or other don't be surprised where we may end up!" followed by more uproarious laughter and we nearly fell of the horse. Doc plodded his way to the creek and Sam let go of my dick, both to my chagrin and some relief because much more a that and I woulda had a premature explosion and I SURE had other plans. I didn't know just what they were but I figgered gettin' Sam in the creek with a fresh brew and out in the warm night on that sand bar would SURELY lead to something wonderful. Sam slid off and I handed him the stuff and I slid down. I tied ol' Doc to a tree and we waded into the water. It seemed cooler than in the daytime but the night was very warm. "...uh, Sam? I don't think I finished my last one (course I HAD finished it ! Hehehe!). Can I have a fresh one?" "Yeah, go ahead. Be careful and don't let the bottle break in the water." "You want one?" "Yeah, bring me one." I got our brews and we waded out about to where we could sit down in the water up to our chests and soon got used to the only slightly cool temp of the water, kinda hunkered down and had a big swig. The night was beautiful. It was August and the dark of the moon. There were a gazillion stars with no moon and the Milky Way was flung all across heaven. The constellations we had learned in school were bright and easy to find. The air was quite warm and with the flowing water, no mosquitoes. There were fireflies everywhere. Did you know the speed of their 'flash' is in relation to the air temp? And there I was, sitting naked and VERY relaxed as well as VERY stimulated by the person, after my parents, I loved more than anybody in the world. And he even liked me! And I was hoping that before sunup next morning he'd like me a LOT more. I scrunched over...I was sittin' on Sam's left side...and leaned against him. He shifted his bottle to his right hand and encircled me with left arm and pulled me gently against him. My right arm found it's previously friendly place in the land of the pube and the cock. ;-) I thought, "Can it get any better than this?" That, fortunately, turned out to be a rhetorical question because that was then and later was later, if you get my drift. I was so happy I was about to say something sappy so I just took a swig of beer instead and gently moved my arm on one of Sam's best features. I thought I heard either a slight intake of breath or a very gentle moan but I wasn't exactly keepin' score. We scooted back and laid back on the sand bar, stickin our bottles in the sand at the edge of the water. Sam was lyin' there on his back, arms flung back and I snuggled up to his side and laid my left arm across his chest. He put his left arm around me and gave me a little squeeze. I wasn't gettin NO negative vibes so I v e r y gently and easily took his right nip between my thumb and forefinger. My obvious hardon was pressing into his leg. In the dim starlight and the occasional flash of a firefly I could just barely see his now very hard cock throbbing with each heart beat. Could any boy be happier? Another rhetorical question. Just wait and see. I was rubbin' his nip between my thumb and finger and he said, "Ya know...sand sure don't make a very good lube." I guess I had sand on my fingers so I wiped it off. "Let's finish our brews and go to the house and wash off some sand and...uh...kinda get comfortable...wanta?" "Yeah, I wanta...." We gathered up our stuff, got back on ol' Doc and went back to the barn, took his halter off and went back to the house. We had a shower in the mudroom. We kicked off our shoes and turned on the water. Sam stuck his hand in and when it got past cold the stepped in, turned and looked at me, reached out his hand and pulled me in too. "Let's don't stay in too long and get like prunes...lets just rinse off, OK?" "Sounds good to me." We rinsed off and grabbed towels and quite naturally started dryin' each other off. This, so far, had been one of the best days/nights of my life. Sam's toned, tanned, hard just-right muscular bod in MY hands and I was gettin' to go over every square inch of it. He was dryin' me off at the same time of course. He leaned over a bit so I could dry his hair...his beautiful face was only inches away. I wanted SO bad to just touch his lips with my tongue and THAT was something which hadn't entered my mind until that moment. If I hadn't been somewhat...relaxed...I woulda prolly begin to wonder if I was queer or something. I think my feelings were beginning to be something other than hero worship and turning to pure lust! He raised up and I dried his arms and he raised them and I dried his pits. That was another part of Sam I lusted after, his pits. He had a generous amount of pit hair and that always turns boys (and others) on. It's kinda like pubes out in the open. I went behind him and dried his back...that delicious back with it's clearly delineated musculature but not like gymbeef...just a hardworking farm boy. I knelt down and dried his buns. He spread his legs a bit, so obviously, I carefully dried down his crack giving gentle attention to his 'rosebud,' a place I had only speculated about until that time. There was a light amount of that red/gold hair which disappeared down between his legs. I kinda turned him around to finish my towel job and there, just in front of my eyes, and about half hard was the, THE object of my most lustful thoughts and fantasies. I carefully dried it off and we both knew what I was doin' was what I later learned was called foreplay. I took his beautiful cock totally into my hand for the first time, gently slid back the 'skin, I heard a soft but sharp intake of breath and carefully dried around the glans, then pulled the 'skin back into place. By then there was another pearl on the cum/piss slit on Sam's cockhead. After my gentle but thorough job on his total genital-anal area, Sam was just standin' there kinda glassy eyed. I took my finger, wiped off the pearl, another immediately appeared and I wiped that off with 'another' finger. I stood up, stuck one finger in my mouth and the other in Sam's mouth and said, "Whadda ya think?" He kinda came back from wherever he had drifted and said,"....uh...mmmm...I'd say....salty," and that grin. After I had licked mine I said, "Agree, though I wouldn't want to make a hasty judgement." He looked down and said, " I think there...MIGHT...be just a....LITTLE...more." He said, "That towel real wet?" "No, just damp." "OK, bring it along" and he took me by the hand like he'd been doin' since I was much younger but this time it was something completely different, and we went into his room. We threw our towels across a chair and he turned on a soft, diffused light, put on some soft, cool jazz, took my hand again and led me to his big bed. We laid down and he took me into his arms, both arms, AT last , and I wrapped myself around him. I can't adequately describe my feelings and emotions. I knew "IT," whatever 'it' was was about to happen. My limited experience didn't allow me to know just 'what' but I knew it was gonna be g o o d! I thought, "Am I dying? Am I entering into that celestial realm which was supposedly 'peopled' ( I can't say angeled, can I?) by winged figures playing not the latest tunes on harps?" Well, enough of that. SOMETHING a lot more interesting was happening. I could feel Sam's now hard dick pressing against my belly and mine against his. I reached down and got about three fingers worth of precum of which there seemed be a copious amount between us. I brought my fingers to Sam's lips. He stuck his tongue out and licked my fingers and JOY OF JOYS stuck his tongue in MY mouth! I believe I mentioned sensory overload earlier? I just hope I wouldn't pass out before the really GOOD stuff happened and there HAD to be a lot more of that! I leaned slightly toward his hot slick tongue and touched it with mine. He put his hand behind my head and very gently pulled me against his sweet mouth. Now, at a much later time, just thinking about this is givin' me a velvet covered alabaster textured boner. Well, how could I anticipate how his sweet mouth was gonna taste and feel. I had nothing to compare it to. Kissin my own hand and lickin' my own fingers was hardly the same! He covered my mouth with his soft but also semi-hard boy/man lips and the feeling was much more than anything I could have anticipated. I responded the very best I could but it must have seemed very amateurish. I'm a very fast learner and Sam said, "Yeah man, that's the way" and this time, our tongues became best friends. Man, this was gettin' good! We kept our sweet gentle kiss going and our hands seemed to find all the right places to go. His hard body had so MANY places my hands and fingers weren't previously aware of...curves, planes, textures that I couldn't possibly have imagined. How could I have? Up to then some of my buds and I had had a lot of jackoff sessions and I knew that other boycocks felt different than mine and that other boys hands on my boydick felt great but MAN!...that stuff was just minor league preliminaries! This was the real thing! I disengaged my mouth from his - making a mental note to do a lot more of that later - lowered my head and there, right in front of my lips was one of those nickel-sized aureoles surrounding a pencil eraser sized, VERY hard nipple on the most perfect pec you could possible think of. Flat planed, perfectly delineated pecs and that hard nip just begging for a mouth to send some electric shocks all the way to...a cock. Because when I took that nip between my teeth and rubbed my tongue over it, that hard cock which was already throbbing against my belly gave a larger leap and it jumped every time I gently nibbled and rubbed that brown nubbin between my teeth. Sam was moanin' and gently holdin' my head and mumblin' "YESYESYES!" SOGOODSOGOODMMMM!" so I figgered I was doin' something right! He pulled me up for another kiss and then leaned down and began to give me a pec-and-tit bath and I nearly lost it! I began to get a slightly euphoric feeling like I was sorta floating off the bed, though of course I was still lying firmly against Sam. He said, "OK baby! Let's really doit!" Man, I thought we were already DOIN' it! Little did I know the ecstatic feelings that were to follow. He licked across and took my total pec into his mouth...I'm not flabby but he's bigger...well maybe not the whole thing but a lot of it...then he licked down my chest and tum to my belly button. He surrounded it totally with his mouth and began to give it a total tongue bath. Well YOU know how the nerve endings are there! He licked on down where my future treasure trail would be in a few years and combed my sparse pubes with his soft wet tongue. I think I floated a few more inches off the bed 'cause I knew what was next. Well, 'next' wasn't next. IT got bypassed with me lying there moanin' and muttering incoherent nothings and the next thing I felt was a hot wet mouth on my TOES! He took several in his mouth - remember we were really clean...soap and water were always at the top of our list - and with lots of slick hot saliva ran his tongue between my toes. THE FEELING! Haven't tried it? By all means DO!! All the toes got the same treatment and he licked up my leg and around to the back of my knee then up the inside of my thighs and I felt, in my bemused state, a soft, hot, wet, tongue on my scrotum. THAT was a first, I thought it was gonna disappear inside of me. I couldn't wait any longer to go to work on Sam's delicious bod so I mumbled, in my sex drugged state, "Sam, can I do that too?" He said, "Well, I don't know but you can try." Always the joker! Now we hadn't talked about guysex so I didn't know about suckin' toes and 69s and rim jobs and on MY part, it was all experimental or just copying what Sam was doin' to me. Sam said, "OK, lemme turn around here..." I wondered what next but I knew it was gonna be good. He turned so that we were still lyin' side by side but we were now feet to head. Not being entirely stupid I knew where THIS was goin' and it did. He started all over again and I copied everything he was doing and I said, "How'm I doin'? and he said, "Sure you ain't never done this before?" and we laughed so hard we had to start over! YEAH! ;-) I loved lickin' his lightly haired pecs and tum and down his real treasure trail to his kinda brittle yet soft pubes. I laid my cheek in them and put my lips on the base of his cock...with just a l i t t l e tongue. He's sayin' "YESYESYES!" He's still sayin' "YESYESYES! OHPLEASE! NOW!" but I decided to torture him a bit longer so I bypassed the supreme object of my lust and took a nut in my mouth instead which elicited another moan. I moved over to the other nut and thoroughly but gently took THAT one in my mouth and that brought on a groan and more 'YESYESYESes.' He was doin' the same to me again. We couldn't stand it any more and at the same time we started our tongues up both our shafts and stopped on the bottom below the head. I took that part between my lips and ran my tongue back and forth and apparently that was the right thing to do according to Sam's reaction. Well, he'd just done the same thing to me and I knew it was gonna work. Then! Then! with a flick of my tongue and slightly opening my lips - he doin' the same - I s l o w l y eased that delicious cockhead into my mouth. Mine was engulfed at the same instant and I was beginning to feel lightheaded. Sam turned on his back and pulled me on top of him. He had no trouble takin' my still developing cock in - and the thought entered my mind that he just 'might' have tried this before with some other lucky guy - but even though with my boundless enthusiasm but lack of experience I was having a little trouble takin' all of his big-as-man meat in I managed to do it. He said, "Mphhfff!...watch the teeth." First lesson is suckin' cock...watch the teeth! LOL! He was alternating between takin' my whole cock in and my nuts in and I was tryin' to do the same. I finally, with only a gag or two got the whole thing down my throat. I loved him so much I thought that must be the supreme thing I could do for him. Well more thoughts about 'supreme' stuff at a different and later time...;-) By then I couldn't wait any longer and I said, "I'm about to cum!" and Sam pulled off and said, "Wait! Les' talk a min." He said, "I'm gonna eat your cum but you don't have to eat mine." I said, "I want yours. Sam, I love you." "I love you too, little 'bro,' let's do it then." We reassumed our positions so to speak and then Sam said, "Hmmm...I think we need some lube." "Hey, whadda we need lube for???" Then he explained to me about my prostate. And I thought I knew all about sex by that time. Well, YOU know what the prostate does and what it feels like when it's stimulated. He found some KY in the medical kit my mother kept in the bathroom and used for the rare enema which sometimes had to be done. He said, "We're not gonna fuck but I'm gonna lick your ass till you pass out" (joking of course) and then stick a finger up your ass and show you the icing on the cake." "I thought the icing came out of your dick!" "Funnnnieee!" ;-) Big grin. His first tongue swipe across my ass nearly wiped me out. I mean, with all the other wonderful things that had happened to me and then THAT. But the best was yet to come, and in spades!!!! He wiped a buncha KY around my anus and put plenty on his finger and while I was thinkin' about my about to be violated ass he took my cock into his mouth and gently inserted a finger in my ass. I only momentarily resisted and he put more finger in and found my prostate, which, until then I didn't know existed. I wonder why the 'rents 'birds and bees lecture' don't include THAT!!! Guess they just don't want kids having fun.... Some are still tellin' kids that jackin' off will make you go crazy or blind or some other nonsense. Well, back to MY prostate. Every time he touched it I felt that electrical charge begin there and go out all through my whole body. I said, "Hey, lemme get in on this. I wanta make your eyes light up too!" He thought that was fairly amusing. I pushed him on his back and he threw his legs in the air. There were those gorgeous hairy legs, furry ass, and perfect pubes AND cock there, ALL for me! I didn't waste any time divin' into that perfect assrosebud and give it my total attention. From what was almost a yowl, not just a moan I think, I THINK I hit the right place. I rubbed plenty of lube on it and my finger, and using his technique, slurped down his cock when I eased my finger in. I was somewhat surprised that it went in so easy....hmmmm...I wondered. Well, we started givin' each other our best and surely, his was better than mine because I don't see how I could have made him feel as good as he was makin' me feel. With my shorter fingers I could barely reach his prostate but he said I was doin' it ok and man, with his longer fingers he was really workin' mine! Soon, out moment was on us. I couldn't hold back any longer and I told him, "I'm cummin!" and at that instant I could feel his cock get even harder and we both shot at once. I couldn't even begin to imagine how much he would have and it was a lot. I gotta say, I gagged a bit, considerin' that , WHAT WAS I DOIN'? swallowing CUM!? Well, it was Sam's cum and swallow I did. By about the third swallow I could taste it and it wasn't' bad. It was kinda salty sweet and it WAS Sam's. He didn't smoke or eat weird stuff and his cum was just about the best there is. He said he liked mine. When I came, the feeling was so intense with my orgasm and the stimulation of my prostate the sensory overload which I've mentioned earlier was indeed there. I actually thought I might pass out. I felt like I was floating in space for a bit there, and my body felt like all the bones had been sucked out. *sigh* It was wonderful. "How ya doin' babe?" "Sam....if I was any better I couldn't stand it!" "I mean, you OK with this?" "OH, yeah! I didn't know much about all this but I been wantin' to do whatever there was to be done, for a long time and I wanted to do it with YOU!" He turned around, took me in his arms and gently held me to him and rubbed my back and hair and kissed me sweetlysoftly and said, "Hey, my cum tastes pretty good!" Big grin. Ever the joker. We had been so , uh, well, 'neat' that we didn't have to remake the bed or anything. We took a postsex piss, got back into bed and I had the best sleep of my life, wrapped in the arms of one of the people I loved most, in the whole world. * * * And we continued to grow and mature..............get my meaning? ;-) unicorn@fgi.net