Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2001 20:13:12
From: Luke
Subject: Joshua: The wedding-3

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Don't read if against gays lol

Joshua: the wedding-3


OH MY GOD! I just couldn't believe what I was hearing, I mean like OH MY
GOD! I think I'm in shock I just cannot believe it, she's only marrying my
dad for his money and than she's going to kill him. Hey wait a second if
she inherits all his money...I'll get nothing OH MY GOD I HAVE TO STOP HER!
I sat there for a second in shock, than it dawned on me 'beware of the
rose' or something like that, Jason had said it from beyond the
grave...cool but I still hate it when he's right. I had to tell dad, and
than that will be the end of that she'll be out that door so fast the
silicon boobs will smack her ass on the way out. I quietly closed the door
and hoped she didn't notice me, I snuck quietly away, when I was at a
distance that I knew she wouldn't be able to hear me I sped up to a run.
The hotel staff I zoomed past gave me mucky looks, except for one really
cute one who was chatting happily away to Alex. I quickly came to a stop
and almost fell over.

"ALEX! ALEX! OHMYGOD
WeHaveToTalkSomethingDreadfulIsHappeningQuickQuickWeHaveTo
Hurry!" the words came so fast they where tripping over each other. Alex
gave his new 'friend' a little 'he's crazy hold on a second while I get rid
of him' smile, he quickly walked over to me and gently hushed me to one
side.

"Hold on Josh, you have gone supersonic, now tell me slowly what's
wrong" he looked me dead in the eye. I looked over his shoulder at the
really cute waiter guy Alex was talking to. He was blond young and
hung, three words came to mind...

"Hubba, hubba, hubba" Alex and the waiter guy blushed simultaneously,
it was so cute.

"Yea he is pretty nice isn't he" oh my yes.

"He sure is...HEY WAIT! Something bad is going down" for that second
I had totally forgotten about the murder plot secretly going on.

"Huh? This isn't some 1950's detective show you know, tell it to me
straight"

"I would but where both gay" I wanted to slap myself for that one.

"It isn't a comedy either" we both looked toward the cute waiter who was
giving us a weird look, but Alex did have a point. I placed both my hands
on his shoulders and looked him deep in the eyes.

"Well when Jason said from beyond the grave to beware of the rose I
didn't know until now what that meant"

"...Jason" as soon as I saw his expression drop I felt so guilty for
bringing up Jason's name again.

"...Yea, anyway Rose is Bambie, she's a con artist and she's planning to
marry dad and kill him off for his money!" I said exasperated.

"How do you know this?"

"I over heard her talking to someone on the phone"

"Are you sure you didn't just misunderstand?" he asked, pronouncing
every word slow like I was mental.

"Yes you dork! Now I have to tell dad"

"Ok I'm coming with you" he turned around and whispered something to
the cute waiter who smiled and than blushed and slowly walked away
giving Alex a sly look over his shoulder...he had a nice ass. When we
where finally finished stirring at his ass...about an hour later, I grabbed
Alex's hand and started on the move again, but just as I went around the
corner I ran straight into Tom.

"Josh! Man I'm hiding from your relatives, their creepy man, I mean one
of the old people asked if anal sex was good for helping you poop. Hey
like are you ok?" man! Did I have to explain all this again? I decided to
shorten it and if he didn't like it tough!

"Rose, Bambie, con, marry, kill, money" I was about to run on again
when he grabbed my arm.

"Oh my god Josh, are you telling me Bambie is actually a con artist
called Rose and is just marrying your dad for the money which she will
get when she kills him?" me and Alex just looked at each other in
astonishment, I felt like I was in a lassie movie.

"How?" asked a bewildered Alex.

"I over heard Josh when he told you" I slapped Tom on the back of the
head.

"OW! What was that for!"

"For wasting time" I started to run again, I had to find my dad, I was
closely followed by Tom and Alex, I think they just wanted to tag along
to watch the sparks fly. I kind of did feel a little guilty about ruining
the
wedding but like she's going to kill him, I wondered for a second if it
would be during sex like the praying mantis and the black widow...I
shuddered at the thought of my dad naked and having sex. Me Tom and
Alex burst into the ballroom where the reception was been held and stood
in the avengers stance, totally by accident I swear. The music stopped and
they all watched us as we tried to regain our breath, I scanned the room, I
heard someone close to me whisper 'they look like they have had a
threesome' usually I'd turn and slap them for a comment like that but I
had to find my dad. I saw him stood at the food table scoffing his face
with those small sausage rolls you only find at buffets, which never
actually fill you up, and probably have less pork in them than my dick. I
made my way through the crowd; I hovered behind my dad for a while
hoping this wasn't going to hurt him a lot. I tapped him on the arm; he
turned around and gave me a huge smile.

"I'm so excited, I'm going to be married again, I'm just glad my only son
could be here to witness my greatest moment" well if that wasn't just the
biggest guilt thing on me, I felt awful now been the bearer of bad news.

"Dad...there's something I need to tell you"

"What is it son, you can always tell me, are you really straight and you
have a girl pregnant, because I don't mind...honestly" he gave me a little
chuckle and slapped me on the arm.

"Err...I don't think so." I tried to think of an easy way to say it.

"Come on Josh, nothing you can say can surprise me" oh he's asking for
it.

"Well dad, look at you, your twice her age and well ugly" ok maybe that
wasn't the best way to start. "Dad what I'm trying to say is...she' isn't
attracted to you for you looks, I heard her on the phone talking to
someone saying how she's only marrying you for your money and that
she's going to kill you off to get it after your married" I refrained from
using that bit out of ghost where that woman went 'molly ur in danger
gurl'. I stood and waited for a response, he straightened up and rubbed his
eyes with his fingers, scrunching up his face he sighed heavily. Me Tom
and Alex waited for the explosion.

"Josh, I am so disappointed in you, I mean my only son I wanted you to
be happy for me, but instead you make up these ridiculous lies to stop me
from marrying again. Bambie said you would do something like this, but
I didn't think she would be right. Josh me and your mom aren't going to
get back together, I love Bambie and I don't care how many lies you
make up we are getting married" I was speechless, I expected his trade
mark yelling, I mean that's where I get my anger from isn't it? But nope
he was calm and collective and called me a liar, HEY HE CALLED ME
A LIAR!

"I am YOUR son, I would NEVER lie to you about this, I HEARD her
talking, I want you to be happy dad I really do but what I heard was true,
I'm not lying and I can't believe you think I am dad...I love you" well if
that little guilt trip didn't make him believe me I doubt anything will.

"THAT IS IT! I will have NO MORE OF THIS! You listen to me Joshua,
I accepted that you were GAY and for that you can't even give me this!"

"But dad I heard..." he cut me off in mid sentence.

"STOP LYING TO ME! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! I wanted a
STRAIGHT son but NO! I'll never have grandkids! I'll never be a
granddad! AND NOW YOU WANT TO RUIN MY WEDDING! To a
woman I love by making up LIES about her! You seriously are one
DISAPPOINTMENT after the next Joshua!" I just stood there listening to
my dad's bellowing voice, feeling every ones eyes on me watching me, I
felt so small. Halfway through my dad's yelling I had started to cry, the
tears making there slow way down my cheeks, and than that last
statement he made about me been a disappointment shattered me. My
whole world seemed like it exploded along with my heart, as my vision
fragmented. I just stood there looking at my dad with tears in my eyes, his
facial expression changing from one of anger to one of pain. My mom
rushed over and smacked my dad hard across the face leaving a red
handprint.

"The only disappointment in here is you!" she whispered in a growl. I felt
Tom's hand on my arm.

"Josh?" I couldn't stay here I just couldn't, I shook his hand free and as
everyone watched I ran out of the ball room, almost knocking Bambie
over as she walked in the door. I ran up the stairs and back to my hotel
room. I flung myself on the bed and let it all out, I cried so loud that the
people in the next room banged on the wall, but who cares. My farther
just told me I'm the biggest disappointment in his life. All this time he's
pretended to care about me to only just found out he hates me, that I have
let him down. My tummy started to hurt I was crying so much, how could
he say those things especially in front of all those people. I mean I wasn't
lying I heard her say those things, she's going to kill him and I don't care
anymore she can and than he'll know I wasn't lying. I felt so let down so
full of anger and frustration, why wouldn't he believe me? I've never lied
before...well except for the gay thing. I don't know how long I was laid
on my bed crying but I was startled by a sharp knock at the door, it
slowly opened.

"GET OUT!" I screamed.

"Josh it's me and Alex" Tom said. Venturing further into the room.

"...I'm aware of that fact" I said rather bitterly.

"Josh are you ok?" he came and sat next to me on the bed while Alex
stayed close to the door.

"I'm fucking fine!" I wiped a tear away.

"Josh...what your dad said, it wasn't true, he's just mad, he isn't
disappointed in you, he loves you"

"Oh stop with the bullshit! You and I both know that he's never liked me
ever since he found out I was gay, I'm just one big disappointment after
the next!" I started to cry again. Tom brought his face close to the pillow
to try and see the face I was hiding from him, the one of total pain and
anguish the one where my heart was been torn apart.

"Josh it's not true..." he started to cry to, his voice wavered and tears
fell
down his perfect cheeks making water marks on his flawless skin.

"Why are you crying?" I mean it's me whose dad has just belittled me in
front of my entire family.

"Because I love you and I hate to see you upset" I started crying even
more at that it was just so sweet! I leaned over and he pulled me into a
hug, I felt his chest heave as he struggled to breath while he was crying,
the warmth of his body and the beating of his heart. I leaned back and
looked him in the eyes; I leaned in and kissed him slightly on the lips.

"Why didn't he believe me? Isn't my word good enough for him?"
another pang of pain attacked my heart.

"Because what you said did, sound a bit unbelievable Josh"

"You do believe me don't you Tom?"

"Yes, I believe in you so much, I know if that's what you heard than
that's the truth" I smiled through my pain and sighed heavily.

"He's never going to believe me without proof"

"You don't happen to have any do you?" I think Tom realised he'd said
the wrong thing when my face went to a grimace, he held me tight as
more tears squirted out.

"Proof..." Alex whispered to himself as he sneaked out of the room. A
few seconds later there was another sharp knock at the door, it was my
mom, I really didn't want to speak with her at this moment in time so I
told her to go away. She reminded me that the wedding is in 2 hours, like
I needed to be reminded of that...thank you mother! After she left
nothing more was said between me and Tom we just sat there hugging
each other, both crying although for some strange reason I think Tom was
crying for another reason, maybe what's happened between me and my
dad has struck close to home, I know him and his dad haven't been really
close since the Jason incident.

"I love you Thomas..." I whispered in his ear.

"I love you too Joshua" he whispered back. I didn't know how long it had
been, but Alex suddenly appeared at my side with his new 'friend' that
cute hotel waiter guy. I wiped away the last of my tears and looked at
him. He looked really nervous.

"I can't do this Alex I could get in a lot of trouble" his sweet voice
filled
the air.

"Do what?" I asked.

"Well, you know how you wanted proof? My new friend here happens to
have a master key for all the rooms for when he's cleaning them" oh so
the waiter is actually a cleaner.

"And?"

"He can get you into Bambie's room" a big smile spread across Alex's
face. I wanted to run over there and kiss him, I thanked god, I could go
rummage through her stuff, she's bound to have something incriminating!

"I'm sorry I don't think I can give you it..." the cleaner said, I was just
about to protest when Alex put his hand up to stop me.

"No but I doubt you would notice it was missing while you are having
sex would you?" he gave the guy a sneaky smile.

"Huh?" Alex leaned in close and started kissing the guy on the lips; you
could see his tongue slowly slipping between them. While he was kissing
Alex's right hand was in the guys pocket, he withdrew the key card and
tossed it to me. I quickly pocketed it and grabbed Tom's hand, I had to
practically drag Tom out of there.

"Now, what can to horny boys do in 30 minutes...twice" was the last
thing I heard before I shut the door, thank god for Alex. I ran up to
Bambie and my dad's room and ordered Tom to wait outside as a
lookout. He obeyed like a good dog, I used the 'borrowed' key card and
gained access to the room, I gently closed the door behind me, thankfully
they where still at the pre-wedding party thingy. I scanned the room, I
saw all my dad's cases, they where easy to spot cause they where all
worn and tattered. I couldn't see any of her bags though. I made toward
the wardrobe and flung it open to find dresses, I rummaged around them
finding nothing at all...except a pair of fluffy HANDCUFFS! EWW MY
DAD IS A PERVERT! I pocketed the handcuffs for me and Tom too use
later...hey I wasn't going to leave them in her hands she might handcuff
him and kill him so like I'm taking them for his safety...you do believe
me don't you? I went to the draws and rummaged through them, I flung
the clothes everywhere but I didn't care. I wasn't having much luck; I sat
on the end of the bed and wondered where a woman as crazy as this one
would hide incriminating evidence where my dad wouldn't go. I saw a
vanity case on the dresser, the words 'bingo' popped in my head. I rushed
over to it, but there was a lock on it, I decided I had gone this far might
as
well go the whole hog. I lifted the case high in the air and flung it hard
onto the floor, it smashed open flinging makeup in every direction. I
searched through the remains to find nothing. I felt on the verge of tears
again. I was just about to leave when I noticed the top was made of
material, in all those spy movies didn't they hide stuff under material like
that? I hoped to god she did, I ripped it away to find it was only stuck in
place with Velcro, in a hidden compartment I found a passport, a huge
smile spread across my face I knew I had found my proof, just to make
sure I opened it up. The picture was of a plane brown haired woman who
looked almost normal; the woman's name was Rose Thorn. I jumped up
and screamed for joy I had found my proof. I rushed out of the room and
practically jumped on Tom, I kissed him all over the face.

"Whoa! Tiger, are you ok?" he said while laughing.

"I'm better than ok, I found it!" I said excitedly.

"Found what?" he asked anxious to know. I thrust the key card into his
hand.

"Never mind you shall find out with the rest, take this back to Alex, I
have to find my dad!" I ran off leaving Tom bewildered. I ran as fast as
my legs could carry me I was so happy I even jumped up high and spun
around...hehehe. I burst into an empty ballroom...a little tumbleweed
blew past me; everyone had gone, not good. They must be getting ready
for the wedding. I ran out of there and found where the wedding would be
held, it was in a room just like the ball room except there was an alter and
loads of flowers and seats. There was no one in here either, but there was
a door at the end of the room, I slowly walked down the isle towards the
door, savouring what it would be like if it was my wedding, I got to the
door and burst in. Stood in front of the mirror in a wedding dress was
Bambie.

"OUUU BABY! Has my new cuddly little son come to see how his new
mommy looks?" she squealed when she saw me. She rushed over and
gave me another breath crushing hug, I literally couldn't breath...was this
how she was planning to kill my dad? I pushed free and jumped away
from her.

"Drop the act...Rose" her huge smile that she has plastered permanently
across her face dropped, she gave me the most evil look.

"How the fuck did you know?" her bubbly outer shell was dropped and
the real Rose blossomed, an evil wench, she took a few 'cocky' steps
towards me.

"I heard you on the phone sweetheart, and I'm going to tell my dad, I
even have the proof now" I flashed the passport at her a huge smug smile
on my face.

"How did you get that you little brat!" she tried to snatch it but I was too
quick.

"Bye Bambie!" I said as I made for the door, the biggest huge smile on
my face, I was strutting a cocky little walk letting my ass jiggle you know
like you do.

"You little gay bastard!" I was so not prepared for what happened next. A
huge pain across the back of my head, as the telephone receiver she'd
quickly grabbed hit me. I fell too the floor as my vision blurred, she
grabbed the passport off me and put it down her cleavage just before
kicking me hard in the stomach, it was just my luck she was wearing
pointy shoes too. The pain spread across my stomach, it felt like I was on
fire, along with the pain from my head it was just too much, my world
went slowly black.

"Josh! Josh! You have to wake up Josh!" I heard a voice it took me a
while to place it, than it clicked it was Jason. I opened my eyes to see
only blackness, I was starting to get afraid, where was I? Was I dead? Did
she kill me? I started to panic.

"Jason? Where am I? Am I dead?" I heard him laughing.

"No you dork! Your unconscious. Listen to me Joshua you have to wake
up you have to ok? If you don't they will get married and she will kill
him"

"Jason where are you? I can't see you" I groped blindly in the darkness.

"I'm here Joshua, I'm always with you guys especially Alex. But Josh we
don't have time for this you have to wake up you have to stop that
wedding"

"I'm trying Jason I'm trying!" all I could see was blackness Jason's voice
seemed to be coming out of nowhere.

"Fine, I'm sorry for this Joshua" huh?

"Sorry for what?" I didn't need to ask, I felt a cold clammy hand slap me
hard across the face, I sat upright and quickly came back to the real
world. My hand went straight to the back of my head where I'd been hit
with the telephone, I grimaced in pain and felt a bit of crusted blood
there, I cursed myself for been so dumb. It took me awhile to realise I
was in a small broom closet. I stood up and almost fell over again; I
braced myself against the door while groaning, I tried the door
handle...locked! I'm so fucking stupid I shouldn't have turned my back
at all, now I'm stuck in a bloody broom closet and I lost my evidence,
and now they're going to get married! I realised I could hear the pipe
music from the wedding which had already started, I banged hard on the
door but it wouldn't budge.

"HELP! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME! PLEASE..." I started to cry
again, I leaned on the door and slid down it I sat on my ass crying softly
to myself, I had let my dad down yet again! Another disappointment. No
wait! What am I saying? I'm not going to let this little set back defeat me,
I wiped my tears away and looked around for something, anything that
would get me out of this bloody closet, god talk about metaphor or what.

"I spent practically all my life in a FUCKING bloody closet! I'm not
going to be stuck in this one!" I looked up to see a grate to the
ventilation
system, YES! I quickly decided I was going to do a mission impossible,
with that tune happily playing in my head I climbed up the rickety
shelves and punched open the grate. I climbed quickly into the ventilation
duct hoping and praying I wouldn't see a spider. I shuffled along
whistling the mission impossible tune I felt so cool. I stopped at the first
grate I came to and looked in, I saw a woman and a guy making out in the
kitchen, gross. I shuffled along further to the next room where I saw a
waiter peeing into the coffee pot...good job I don't drink the stuff. I
shuffled along further and finally came to the grate, which over looked
the wedding. The pipe music had stopped and the vicar was talking. I
looked at the front row to see Tom and Alex looking nervously around to
see where I was. At the alter was my dad and Bambie, both looking
happy...that lying bitch! I looked down and directly below me was the
huge 5-tier wedding cake blocking my exit. I have to find another way
out, I started moving again in my army type crawl, unfortunately the
piece of ventilation shaft I was crawling over wasn't strong enough to
hold me, in the time it took me to blink I had fallen through the roof and
landed in the middle of the wedding cake, the whole room gasped in
horror, a few unsavoury words escaped the vicars lips.

"FUCK!" I screamed out in pain as the little figurine of Bambie stabbed
me in the ass, damn even the little figurines are out to get me. I looked to
see astonishment on every ones faces except my dad's who's was just a
face of pure anger.

"I KNEW YOU WOULD RUIN THE WEDDING, YOU LITTLE
BASTARD!" my dad yelled so loud my fillings vibrated.

"Wait before you go yelling at me, I have proof she is not what she
seems!" I stood up and cake covered me all over it was gross, I slipped a
little almost falling over.

"LIE, ANOTHER BLOODY LIE!" he yelled again.

"Oh Joshua..." my mom said out of disbelief a hand covering her mouth,
Tom and Alex where just gawking at me.

"It's true! Feel her boobs!" another collective gasp went up in the crowd.

"AND IT GETS WORSE, HOW CAN YOU COME IN HERE AND DO
THIS! ON MY WEDDING DAY!" my dad yelled he leaped over to me
and grabbed me roughly by the arm, my mom quickly leaping to save me.
I tore free of my dad's grasp and ducked under him, I dived at Barbie, my
hand went to her boob's I grabbed the dress so hard that the entire front
tore off showing off her ample bosom, yet again another collective gasp
from the room as well as one or two wolf whistles. In between the two
mountainous peaks was the passport sticking out, as she went to hide her
breast, her face redder than the bra she was wearing I quickly grabbed the
passport, and held my prize high above my head. I tossed it to my dad; he
caught it and held it in his hand just looking at it.

"There's your proof, she hit me over the head with a telephone when I
confronted her about it and looked me in the broom closet! She's nothing
but a sleazy con artist" I smiled triumphantly as my dad opened the
passport and looked at the picture and name.

"Rose Thorn?" he looked at her in disbelief, and than at me. Tears where
in his eyes, I felt so sorry for him...anyway where was I?  "So it's true?
Everything he said was true?" I'm sure my dad was suffering from a huge
guilt trip. I spun around to face Rose.

"That's what you get for messing with me bitch!"

"You go Joshua" my auntie piped up while Tom and Alex where yelling
at me in support. Rose's stunned face turned to anger. She gave me her
most evil look and pointed a bony finger at me; she was about to say
something when apiece of cake zoomed past my head and landed on her
face and slid down to her cleavage. I turned around to see Tom smiling
triumphantly at me, I winked at him, he was soooooooooo getting some
later.

"I'll get you, and that little boyfriend of yours! You haven't seen the last
of me" she screamed out in embarrassment as she ran down the isle her
boobs swaying in the wind. Soon after that people started to leave, but
I'm sure they would be talking about this for a very long time, my mom
and auntie followed to help sort things out, just me and my dad where
left. My dad sat at the alter and I went and sat next to him, he was quietly
crying. Although he had called me a disappointment my heart couldn't
help feeling for him when I saw him, I mean he was my dad after all.

"Dad, I'm sorry...I really didn't want it to be true" he just shook his
head.

"No I'm sorry, sorry for not believing you sorry for the things I said sorry
for everything. I thought she liked me for me and not my money...I was
so stupid Joshua." I hugged my dad.

"Dad, there are plenty of women out there who will like you for you and
not your money, you just happened to choose some one who was a bitch
that's all"

"I guess..."

"Dad, mom liked you for you and not your money..." he looked at me
and realised I was right, that one thing gave him hope that maybe he
could find someone like mom again...although mom was unique, didn't
tell him that though.

"Joshua...I am proud that you stopped the wedding."

"I know..." I gave him a weak smile I knew he was hurting deep inside.

"I just wish u didn't squish the cake I really fancied a piece of that" he
laughed, I ran my finger across my butt cheek and stuck the cake covered
finger in his mouth.

"Happy?" we both laughed loud and hugged each other once again. Dad
was never good at letting his emotions out, this was the best anyone could
do, it will be buried deep inside him now and forgotten. Rose A.K.A
Barbie was never seen again, although the police was notified about her.
The holiday went on after that totally fine, although when we had to go
back to America Alex wanted to stay with that cleaner guy, we literally
had to drag him on to the plane. He was crying and everything, it was so
embarrassing, he soon forgot that guy though when he saw the person he
was sat next too, same old Alex. On the plane ride home I promised to
never again play with the ouji board, well not much anyway...Tom and I
also had one more fun time in the toilet, I just couldn't resist.

The End.

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