Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 14:42:46 -0700 From: dude sweet Subject: The Three Bares We were twelve except Ryan was going to be 13 in three more days but we were celebrating his birthday on the weekend. After doing all the present stuff (I got him a gift certificate to Game Stop) we were setting up his tent in the backyard for a sort of wanna be camp out. It's really too hot to do anything (being August), so we just laid on top of our sleeping bags, talked, and took turns with his new Advanced Game Boy. Jacob and I are waiting for a turn when Jacob punches me in the arm. "What the fuck was that for?" I ask. "For fun." "Fun?" "Yeah." He laughs. I jump on him and sit on his stomach and punch his arms. He just laughs, knowing that I'm not really trying to hurt him. Our messing around bumps Ryan and he says "Cool it guys. You're making me mess up." "Cool it guys, you're making me mess up," says Jacob in a girl voice making fun of Ryan. "I got to pee," I announce. On our previous back yard camps outs, we had established that peeing in the garden was better than going in the house. I'm arcing my urine as high as I can, when Ryan comes up next to me. Not a big deal, as we had all peed together outside before. As he's pulling his out, I ask the question we ask him all the time. "You got any yet?" "Fuck you," Ryan retorts. "I mean you're turning thirteen. Where's the hair man? Puberty and all that?" Jacob and I each had about a dozen hairs. Ryan had none. He ignores me as he pees. I wait with him and we crawl back into the tent. "Come on Jacob. It's my turn," I tell Jacob. "Fuck you." I hit him on the arm. "If you make me mess up, I'm taking another turn." We all liked the advanced Game Boy. "Shit it's hot in here," says Ryan, taking off his shirt. I do the same. Jacob is too into his Game Boy to stop for mere comfort. That's when I get my cool idea. I get up on my knees in front of Jacob, with my butt almost in his face, and pull down my shorts, exposing my naked ass. Ryan starts laughing his ass off and Jacob looks up and sees my white ass and butt crack. The Game Boy makes the game over song as I pull up my pants and grab it from him. "That's not fair. You messed me up." "I did not. I didn't even touch you." Ryan assists. "Yeah, as long as you don't touch, you can try to distract all you want." That being said, Ryan then gets in front of me and drops his shorts, mooning me. I peek, but go back to my game. Meanwhile, Jacob has joined us in our shirtless state. Only he doesn't stop there. He continues to pull off his shorts and boxers together, leaving him naked! In front of me, he waves his dick around and this is too much for me. I get distracted, laugh and lose. Ryan grabs the Game Boy and Jacob stays naked. He waits a little until Ryan is into the game, and then waves his dick around in Ryan face. God, it's funny. I decide that it really is too hot in the tent and strip naked too. I get on my knees next to Jacob and together we distract Ryan with our dicks. Ryan looks up a few times, but does not get so distracted he messes up. Jacob and I decide to compare hair. It's pretty much a tie. I think he has more area covered, but I have more hairs. Then we just lay down and watch Ryan until he loses. He hands the game to me. "You staying naked?" asks Ryan. Jacob grabs his dick and balls in one hand. "Maybe. You care?" "No. It's hot in here." "Yeah, so get naked." Ryan thinks for a few seconds and strips. Jacob looks closely. "Still no hair?" "Fuck you." "Fuck you" And they end up in a naked wresting match. I turn off the game and jump on my naked pile of friends. We had all wrestled before, but never naked or anything like this. In just a little bit, we all out of breath, sweaty and sticky. Jacob opens the tent, looks around at the dark back yard, and climbs out. Quickly we follow and walk around Ryan's backyard, cooling off, totally naked. Naked hanging out is cool, and it cools us off. We climb back into the tent and without discussing it, talk, then fall asleep naked. Part Two It was a couple of days later when I was over at Ryan's after school hanging out and messing around with his new Game Boy. I really liked us all being naked and wanted to get it started again. So when it was his turn, I pulled down my shorts and put my dick in his face. He glanced and smiled but stayed concentrating on his game. I got braver and just started to play with my dick. It began to get hard like it's supposed to. Ryan started looking over more frequently and by the time I had a full on boner, he had put the game down. "Damn, that's fucking huge," he said with admiration. "Yeah," I respond proudly. "Damn." "How big is yours? When it's hard?" "Not that big." "Show it." I leave mine out to encourage him. It works. He pulls his out and it's hard too! "Good one," I say to compliment him so he doesn't feel bad about his lack of hair. We look at each others for a little, then I reach over and bend his down and watch it bounce back up. He laughs. I do it again. We both laugh. He seems reluctant so I encourage him. "You can boing mine if you want." He slowly reaches over and bend mine down. It pops back up, as it is rock hard. We take turns boinging each others dick until we hear noise from outside the room. We both quickly put our dicks away and go back to playing with the Game Boy. I liked playing with his dick more than with his Game Boy and resolve to get us both naked as soon as possible. Part Three That Saturday the three of us are all at Ryan's house. There's no chance for any privacy during the day, but we do the backyard campout thing again. My dick is hard as I wait until we finish playing basketball and wait for it to get dark so we can get into the tent. We get snacks and drinks and finally pile into the tent. Once again it's hot, so I just start by saying, "I'm getting naked. It's too damn hot in here." They both watch me as I strip all the way naked. "Well, what you looking at? You never seen a stud before?" This breaks them up. "Come on guys, get naked." Well that was all the encouragement they needed because they practically race to strip. Soon my goal has been reached. We are all naked. We start to take turns on the Game Boy and just talk and hang out. Suddenly the tent zips open and Ryans big brother Ruben is sticking his head in, seeing our naked bodies. We all dive for our sleeping bags or clothes, but it's way to late for that. Ruben just laughs his ass off. "What the fuck do you want?" Ryan finally manages to squeeze out of his embarrasses mouth. Ruben ignores the question. "Well, well, well. It's the Three Bares." He laughs hysterically at his own joke. It was a pretty funny joke, but I was too embarrassed to laugh just then. "What do you want?" Ryan says, almost in tears. "You fags don't even have hair yet?" "Fuck you. I've got hair," Jacob braves. "We're not fags. We're just naked," I suggest. "Once upon a time^Å.there were three bares. All of them we small and hairless between their legs, hoping against hope that someday, they would become men. But the FAIRY grandmother wasn't nice to them and they remained hairless their entire lives. And they all lived sadly ever after. The end." I guess Jacob has had enough teasing at this point because he stands up, letting his shirt fall from in front of his dick. "We've got hair you pervert. Now what the hell do you want?" "Your mommy called. She wanted to make sure you had your medicine." "Yeah, I've got my fucking medicine. Now get out of here you fag." "I'm not the one naked," Ruben says." "But you're the one looking," Jacob replies. Ruben throws open the flaps as he walks away laughing quietly to himself. "Shit man, what if he tells?" I ask. "I don't think he will tell," Ryan says. Jacob and I look at him wondering why. Ryan goes on," I've caught him before. Naked. Playing with himself. I don't think he will tell." "He was playing with his dick?" says Jacob at the same time as I say "How big is his?" "Yeah he was jacking off. That's what it's called when you play with it. It's huge." He holds his hands apart showing us a size bigger than any of ours. I look down at my dick to compare and realize that's it's hard. I look at Ryan and Jacob. There's are hard too. "Do you play with yours?" I ask Jacob. "Yeah. Do you?" he asks me back. I nod. We look at Ryan. "Fuck yeah, I play with mine all the time." He gives his dick a few tugs. Jacob grabs his and starts to jack it off. I quickly join him and so does Ryan. We look at each other as we sit there naked and pounding away at our dicks. I can feel mine about to make the sperm, when I here Jacob let out a tiny gasp. I try to see if there's any sperm dripping out as he squeezes it, but he's a little to far away. From the way he's squeezing it, I suspect he has some sperm. I go back to concentrating on mine until I make my sperm. I squeeze it all out and wipe my hand on somebody's sleeping bag beneath me. Now it's only Ryan going for it. It takes forever. By the time he comes, I have gotten close enough to see that he only has a dry orgasm; but he obviously enjoys it just as much as my wet ones. I hope we remain the three bares for a long time.