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From: st923247@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: Genitalic Slang
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Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1993 00:41:37 GMT
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> >       Well hello there my sexually aware contemporaries!  Greetings from
> > Brandeis University in illustrious Waltham, Massachusetts.
> >
> >       To make the post short and sweet, I was wondering if YOU all could
> > do a favor for me.  Nothing too difficult, and it could turn out to be
> > rather fun.  Okay...here we go:
> >
> >       A group of friends and I, while sitting around, bored out of our
> > wits, decided that, for fun, we would compile a list of slang words that
> > stand in place of otherwise duller terms for the sexual organs.  I know
> > that George Carlin has a list out, but none of us are privy to it.  So,
> > if you'd like to contribute to this list, it would be muchly appreciated!
> > My mailbox address is:   IN%"st923247@pip.cc.brandeis.edu"
> >
> >       Please, no repeats.  If you would like me to, I would be more than
> > happy to post the results.  I'm looking specifically for American and
> > British terms, but German and French are welcome as well.  The list is
> > this so far:
> >
> >       MALE SLANG for "PENIS":
>
>       dick   cock   peter   rod   love missile   anaconda   lovestick
>       joystick   nuts   balls   One-eyed Trouser Snake   Ralph(?)
>       eggs   prick   wanker   schlong   spike   snake   warhead
>       member   manhood   lizard   wiener   thingy   wang   ding-dong
>       dong   Old Faithful
>
>       FEMALE:  SLANG for "Vagina and surrounding areas"
>
>       cunt   snatch   cooze   slit   love button   vaj   box   fish
>       South o' the Border   quim   pussy   cherry(?)   hole   muff
>       twat   bush   weewee   squeezebox
>
>       BOTH:  SLANG for "The general picture:
>
>       privates   uglies   dirties   nasties   Forbidden Fruits
>
>
>       BOTH:  Slang for "Anus"
>
>       hole   butt   bum   asshole   poopshoot   derier   fudgetunnel
>       arse/arsch   ass
>
> Well, that's about all WE could come up with!  Can YOU top it?
>
>                                       Thanks in advance!
>
>                                       -Brian Brewer   ;-)