Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 16:15:23 -0800 From: "Ronald K. Fortaleza, Jr." Subject: WOODLAND PARK: A MENACE TO NEW YORK HIGH SOCIETY-PART 2 Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned with the latest chapter in the Woodland Park saga. If you are underage, live where it is unlawful to read this type of story, or find the notion of women in love with each other offensive and objectionable, then please do us a favor and please for your own sakes and good. Any further questions? If not, then let's resume, shall we? WOODLAND PARK: A MENACE TO NEW YORK HIGH SOCIETY-PART 2 by Keith Zo-elle Mayfield had just invited Erica Carson and her friends to New York City for a party she was throwing this coming Easter week in palatial apartment. Now, the schoolmarm was a bit reluctant, but accepted on the condition that she and her friends be informed what the surprise would be when they got to her place when they arrived for the party. Of course, Zo-elle relented and the arrangements were made and settled, reassuring Erica and letting her get back to Woodland Park to let her three friends know what's up with her. Now her three young friends were a trio of young early 30somehting Gen-X-ers with an attitude and a personality that her apart from the last woman: Jackie Pooh "Pooh Bear" Larson was a brunette smart-alecky wiseacre who managed to get everyone of her friends into all sorts of trouble whenever she had the chance at the most inopportune moments and times; Catherine Christine "Bunny" Hayes was a ditzy, feather-brained blonde with a curly mane of hair to match her seemingly naive demeanor that always managed to pass herself off as sweet and innocent, whether or not anyone believed it was a matter open for debate; and finally, Geraldine "Jere" Fitzsimmons, a well-meaning, mild-mannered, and straight-forward Irish-Catholic redhead who kept her hair short and nearly grown out looking to keep the impression of it being shaggy and unkempt looking, Jackie always ragged on her for being what and who she was as part of her ethnic heritage, eventhough, she tried to put her in her place more than a few times, but in all, all three of them became the schoolmarm's best and closest friends and they vowed to stick by her through thick and thin, regardless of what life had to throw at them their way. Well folks, the biggest test was about to come their way, but were they prepared accept the consequences that would come their way as well? We will soon find out. Anyway, Erica told her friends about the invitations they all received to attend the party her youth-hood friend was throwing in New York during Easter Week. Naturally, they were more or less ambivalent about going, so Erica told Jackie Pooh to be on her best behavior when they got to New York City because of her propensity to get all of them into all sorts of trouble with her wisecracking attitude when dealing with the wrong kind of people. With those pleasantries out of the way, they all began to prepare for their Back East Trip in earnest which was a month away! THE NEW YORK ODYSSEY/ADVENTURE BEGINS San Angeles International Airport was bustling with all sorts of people leaving town to visit families and vacation spots for the Easter holiday and the lines were packed! The women had their airline tickets with them handily as they presented them and their luggage to the security guards and attendants when they began to board USAir Flight 101 to New York City which would be leaving in about half an hour. With the formalities finished, the quartet of Woodland Parkettes found their seats together in the coach section in the middle aisle towards the back wall as all sorts of other people boarded and seated themselves and each other quickly so as the plane could prepare to take off. "Don't cha just love going to New York at this time of year, Erica?", asked Bunny to Erica who was seated in the middle between her and Jackie with Jere seated beside the brunette. "We'll soon see about that, won't we?", Erica said to the blonde-maned woman as she buckled herself up and prepared to take a long nap that would last them for the next several hours. "Say, Jere...wanna see if we can both make it into the proverbial Mile High Club?", asked Jackie Pooh rather jokingly, yet leeringly to Jere while pointing to the restroom towards the end of the passenger seats. "Are you nuts er somethin' er what, Jak? Don't be such a total chode in front of all these people", warned Jere to Jackie Pooh who was sternwith her, remembering Erica's even sterner lecture she had with her about her conduct when they would get to New York. "That's absolute meecrob and you know it. Nobody'll notice if you and me both go into the ladies' room and do a little whoopie session before take-off, Jere." "No way, Jak. I'm not fuckin' this little trip Erica has planned for us just yet, so just cool it, will y'?" With that stern admonition, Jackie Pooh had no choice but to grind her teeth and grunt beneath her breath, groaning as she leaned back against her seat signalling Erica to take notice as to what Jackie was about to do. For a brief moment, she awoke, turned to face Jackie Pooh and pointed down at her to her bosom with an even sterner gaze to her eyes as she laid down the law to the brunette Woodland Parkette. "Listen to me and listen to me good, Jak. You had better be good on this trip....or else....you will regret it. I mean it. I am not fooling around this time." And what seemed like a warning shot aimed near her heart, Jackie finally relented and sat back down on her seat and sulked quietly as the captain announced that they would all be taking off towards the east now. "Gee, you're becoming no fun anymore", muttered Jackie Pooh under her breath as USAir Flight 101 took off to points unknown. In midair, the jetliner jumped into lightspeed and made its way to New York City by the speed of light in less than hour or so and lo and behold, USAir Flight 101 was in New York airpspace with La Guardia Airport within sight. The jetliner landed, but not without some difficulty as another plane from out of towon attempted to steal its runway, prompting the captain and co-pilot to tell that plane of in typical New York Brooklynese..... "Weh landin' heh! Weh landin' heh!" After that episode, all four of the Woodland Parkettes got off the plane safely and were escorted to their hotel deep in the heart of downtown Manhattan. The streets were bustling and busy with all sorts of people walking to and fro from work to pleasure to points still unknown to them in the height of midday when they made it to their hotel and checked in for the next two days and nights. "Oh wow! Isn't this city wonderful, you guys?!", exclaimed Bunny to everyone who could hear her as loudly as possible. "Bunny, I know, but we're not here to sight see. We're here for a party this coming Saturday night at Central Park East so we have to get Mayfield's to get our formal attire for tomorrow night." "What? You mean to tell us this gonna be a black tie affair, Erica?!", retorted Jackie Pooh who was becoming turned off to and by the idea of attending the party with Erica and everybody else. "Don't tell me I'm gonna have t' buy a gown with a long train and expensive high heel shoes to match, Erica!" "Close, but you will all still have to dress properly and appropriately for this type of party we've been invited to. You will not embarass me in front of Mrs. Mayfield and her friends, or else, I pity you, so you had all better come with me and the chauffeur down to Mayfield's to pick out and purchase what you will wear to the party tomorrow evening, and Bunny....." "Yes, Erica?" "We're gonna have to do something about that hair of yours because the people I'm taking you to meet won't take too kindly to the West Coast sunbleached curled mane." All of a sudden, Bunny was taken aback and by surprise by what Erica had proposed to her which made her tremble and shiver down to her very soul. "Oh please tell me yer not going to hurt my hair, aren't you, please tell me that." "It's not that, silly. It's just that we need to straighten it out and make it more manageable and flexible. Mayfield's got a hair stylist's salon within the store as we go in and out, and besides, the owner knows the hair dresser. He'll know what to do." "He won't hurt it, won't he?", asked Bunny fearfully to Erica as they all made out the hotel lobby door towards the limousine that would take them to Mayfield's. "Of course not, I promise you, we'll see." At Mayfield's, the Woodland Parkettes were at the ladies night club fashion section and quickly made their selections and while at the hair stylist's salon, the star hair dresser made Bunny's hair more manageable by straightening it out and parting it in the middle, and therefore shortening it by just 3", but not much more than that. With the necessary required shopping done, Erica wanted to make an important stop while they were in the city, but it would have to wait until tomorrow morning. It was just beginning to dawn at the sight of the former World Trade Center-the scene of the perhaps the worst terrorist attack that ever hit the face of the Earth-on American soil! People were there paying their proper respects here and there, but it was the Woodland Parkettes that did something even more amazing that would perhaps touch those around them. Each of the women from Woodland Park, California left a gift as a token of memory in the form of a bouquet of flowers or a pouring of a libation of wine or an offering of food for the spirits of the victims just in case they would become hungry in the next world. As each laid down her memorial gift on the exact ground where the tragedy claimed more than 3000 innocent lives back on Sept. 11, 2001, the quarted of women took each other by the hands and recited a prayer that went something like this. Hail Mary, Mother of God Full of Grace The Lord is with Thee Forgive us our daily trespasses As we forgive those who trespass against us Give us the strength to accept things that cannot be changed And give us the will to do what is right and good for all of humankind. Blessed are the righteous who protect and care for the innocent Blessed are the just for good fortune shall favor them for always The Lord Thy God is with Thee For He is the Power He is the Glory He is the Presence For He is the King of All Kings And Prince of Peace Blessed and Hallowed be Thy Name In Nomine Cristi Rex May God bless and forgive us for our sins Amen There was a long moment of silence as the people watched them hold each other's hands silently for the next few minutes more until at last, they broke the moment and prepared to make their way back to the hotel to prepare for the party this evening. Jere looked up to the heavens with her eyes closed and said to herself and to whoever could hear her, "good rest to you all, ye innocents who hath fallen that dark and terrible day almost 3 years ago." LET THE PARTY BEGIN Daylight Savings Time would be making its debut that early Sunday morning on the weekend before Easter Sunday, but enough of that now for the party was about to commence. The Woodland Parkettes made their way proudly and magestically as if they were some arrogant group of indigenous socialites for a night out on the town! They were well dressed for it as well. Erica was modestly dressed in a black velvet three-piece pantsuit with white ruffle collared silk blouse and black ankle boots and her honey-blonde tresses were pulled back in a 1/2 updo, while Bunny was dressed to the 9's in a sparkling metallic silver sequined halter and black leather bootcut jeans with black ankle boots as Jackie Pooh followed beside her dressed all in black, black bootcut jeans, black leather blazer, black silk shirt and black ankle boots and Jere was dressed more in a seeming casual black moderate halter dress complete with black bootcut jeans, black stack-heeled penny loafers and a black clawhammer tailed coat. They made their way down the street to Central Park East towards a high rise apartment building. When they arrived, they showed the doorman their invitations and were promptly allowed entry as they headed towards the elevator that would take them to the highest floor overlooking the vast Central Park area. In the elevator as it made its way upward, Erica had a few more words to say to her younger friends before they all headed to the point of no return. "Now remember what I said to you three. Behave yourselves, especially you Jak. No funny business, no snidely sarcasstic remarks to anyone while we're there, no playing innocent with the otherwise more worldly guests Mrs. Mayfield will have present and definitely no making personal with any of the younger women that may be present there as well, understand, you three?" "Yes Erica, we know!" Jackie Pooh, Bunny, and Jere chimed in together nonchalantly and wearily as if out of protest for being told for neither for the first nor final time as the elevator stopped to let them all out. They all walked up to the double wooden doors down at the end of the hallway of the highest floor where the Mayfields lived where a tall and brutish Italian American dressed in an all black suit stood guard. He had his arms across his chest and his face was lightly bearded as she glowered down at them meanly as they walked up to them to a complete stop. "Hello, my good man, we are the guests of honor for Mrs. Mayfield. Could you please tell her we have arrived?", asked Erica to the tall gentleman who guarded the doors as dutifully and as imposingly as a junkyard dog guarding an impound lot. "You got invites? I 'aint lettin' any youse in witout any invites." Just then the door opened and out came Zoey Mayfield dressed in a black midriff baring t-shirt, black leather hotpants and black leather knee-high stilleto boots as she stepped outside to welcome them all inside. "Well you could at least let them all inside Bruno", scolded Zoey when she stared frostily at him for a second before returning the warmer greetings to her mother's female guests of honor. "Welcome to the party, Erica Carson , and these ladies must be your friends", said Zoey as one by one she passionately French-kissed them them all sensually and erotically before returning the warm-up make out session to Erica herself. With that finished, Zoey let them all inside her mother's posh and palatial apartment where the private party was kicking into high gear. It was a roomy modern Art Deco influenced pad where just about everybody else was dressed in black in one form or another with a little white or blue thrown in to break up the monotony. Zo-elle Mayfield , the grande dame of the affair walked over to greet them all including Erica as the rest of her guests watched fascinatedly. "Why Erica, I'm so grateful you've all made it to my party. Please make yourselves at home while the attendants get you some drinks. Erica, honey, won't you please come with me for I have some very important and influential people I want you to meet." As Zo-elle took Erica by the hand away from her friends, she turned back to them to let them know she would be all right and to have themselves a blast. "Can't be all that bad, right, Jere?" "Oh don't you worry your little head off, Jak, cuz over there, I see some potential availability over there at that corner. Whaddya say you come with me and not be such a chode about it, huh?" Jackie Pooh looked Jere's way seeing two very young and sexy girls who looked no more than 18 or 19 dressed rather provocatively as they eyed them the moment they got in through the door. Seeing this as a potential escape from a night of tedium and boredom beyond belief, Jackie Pooh agreed as she followed Jere over to the girls leaving Bunny to fend for herself for what would seem like the rest of the evening until a rather petite looking darkly blonde woman dressed in a black pantsuit with a Martini in her right hand approached her casually from the crowd. Bunny didn't notice until the dirty blonde haired woman was less than a foot from her when she sipped her Martini before introducing herself to her. "Hi. I'm Daniell Brachner. What's yours?" "I'm Cathy Christine, but my friends call me Bunny." "Isn't Bunny kind of sexist and demeaning?" "No. Only three of my closest personal friends call me that." "Would it be okay if I rather referred to you by the name of Christine, Christine?" Now Bunny wasn't used to being called by her real name except when she visited her parents so she thought for a moment until...... "Okay, Danielle....." "Please just call me Daniell, Christine. Would you like to get another drink and some appetizers with me at the table over where the rest of the guests are at?" "Okay." The two women hit it off as they headed towards the table where most of the guests were at. Meanwhile, Zo-elle had left Erica to fend for herself when a rather arrogant and snot nosed little brat of 14 walked up to her all pompously. "Good evening, miss. I see they've invited the rabble to this exclusive get together", he said to her disrespectfully and rudely, but Erica knew how to hold her ground. "Oh really young man? Well in that case, have your any of your parents taught you the meaning of courtesy and respect when meeting people who are older than you?" "Why should they when they know I should never associate myself with common riffraff like yourself, eh missy?", sneered the blonde-haired young boy of 14. "Well, f.y.i., I'm a school teacher and you should take back the things you have said to me this very minute." "Or what?" "Or I will see to it that you and your father get nothing from me when I pass away when the will is read...." said another womanly voice that caught him by surprise. A bleached blonde woman dressed all garishly in silver and black with a feather boa had heard the conversation and promptly come to Erica's rescue, forcing the young preppy wannabe to flee with his honor barely intact and his pride to be nursed back to health upon. "Well hello, I'm Samuelle De Charmonte. How do you do?" "Fine and thank you for rescuing me from that arrogant little....." "Oh pay that brat no heed, he's just my nephew, Drake De Marmont. He's here with his father, Lucas on account of an invitation from the upper Eastside of town. you must the woman Zo-elle's been telling me about for you must be Erica." "In the flesh. I was invited here to spend the evening with the mistress of the estate because she has something planned for me and my friends, plus a special announcement that involves me as well. Do you have any idea what it's about, Sam?" "Don't worry about it, sweetheart. You'll see when the time comes. Dinner's just about ready for the butler's about to come out to ring the call." And she was correct. The butler called everyone of the invited guests to the huge rectangular dining room table for a feast and it began in earnest. It was a rambuctiously boisterous affair for everyone ate like a swine, except maybe for Erica who wasn't really hungry for anything as of yet. This Samuelle noticed and in comfort attempted to offer her plate to her. "Aren't you hungry, Erica dear?" "No not really. It's just that I still don't know why I'm here at all and why she wanted me to bring my friends to her apartment. What does Zo-elle have planned for us? I hope it's nothing sinister for our sakes." "Oh relax, will you, dear, and eat. You will know soon enough", said Samuelle to Erica comfortingly as she at last allowed herself to join in on the feast. After awhile, when all had finished, Zo-elle called for everyone's attention as everyone faced the hostess of the party. "Erica, will you and your three friends please come up to me this very minute?" Uncertain of what to really do next, the four Woodland Parkettes got out of their seats and walked up to their hostess and stood in back of her. With that complete, she called out for the stewardess. The young woman rolled out a tray with four crystal clear glass sifters and a glass bottle with a glowing pallid purple substance deeply within it. What the hell is going, Erica?", asked Jackie Pooh indignantly as the stewardess rolled the tray before her mistress and bowed respectfully to her, standing quietly. "I'm uncertain.....and I definitely don't want to find out for myself ", replied Erica as she stared puzzled at the tray with the pale purple substance. Zo-elle said to her stewardess, "will you please pour into the sifters the proper amounts of the elixir and pass them out to our guests of honor?" This she did as she poured into each glass sifter an amount of pale purple halfway full and handed it to each of the four Woodland Parkettes. Jere looked straight into her sifter wondering why she was even here with Erica in the first place before turning to her hostess to protest. "You've got to be shittin' me, right?", questioned Jere all wide eyed and stunned silent as the others had a sifter with the halfway filled purple elixir in each ot her hand. "Just play along for our sakes, Jere", whispered Erica to the red-haired woman as Zo-elle turned to each of them. "Ladies....will you all please take drink of your elixirs this very minute?" There was a long palpable silence as the quartet looked to each other for reassurance with thoughts of terror and panic racing through their minds until Erica broke the silence. "Oh well....bottoms up....." With a sifter in her hand, she took a swig of the purple elixir and swallowed it whole prompting the others to follow her lead, one by one, slowly, trepidly, fearfully, and cautiously. It was Bunny who was the last to imbibe her liquid as she drank hers down as quickly as she could before encountering a nasty sting of cerebreal freeze. "Ahhh...brain freeze......." After a minute or so, Jere broke the silence. "Why is it that I get the feeling we shouldn't've never have done what we just did just now, you guys?" "Oh it's just......eeeyyyyaaawww......!!!" Jackie Pooh was overcome by a sensation that seized her by the genitals as she keeled over down onto her knees, shivering and in a tingling sensation. "H-h-h-holy shit......i-i-i-it's likaaaa......", panted Jackie Pooh as she quavered and hyperventilated as the others watched helplessly on. "Oh my god........." said Erica frightened by what she saw was happening to Jackie Pooh as she too collapsed in a spasm that lasted more than a minute or so in her genitalic region. Jere and Bunny followed Jackie and Erica as they too collapsed to the floor in seemingly excruciating agony which turned out to be nothing more than an extreme cool tingling sensation that began in their nether regions and eventually shot up through their bodies. All four of them contorted in sheer ecstacy as their bodies writhed and shook all over nearing the orgasmic climax all were waiting to see and hear. "Oh my god....I'm gonna..........." At that exact moment.........from each of their nether regions.......Erica.......Jackie Pooh.....Bunny.......and Jere....experienced 10 minutes of the most powerful, most awesome and awe-inspiring orgasms they had ever experienced in their entire lives! When they had their orgasms, penises sprouted upwardly about 10-12" squirting semen in each of their pants! The other party guests gave them their undivided applause and clapped their hands politely and calmly as all four of them finished ejaculating in their pants before finally relaxing and reclining on the floor nearest the table where the other guests watched them have their first magical orgasms that gave them the power to sprout their own magical penises for their very own! Discovering that they each messed themselves, they undid their pants and were surprised by what they saw: each woman had a magical penis all for her very own. Zo-elle walked over to them all and looked down upon them, saying, " you four now each have a magical penis to call your very own, but take care ofthem for they will not last long." They all got up on their feet and were congradulated by the others for achieving the impossible, but the night was not over just yet. Not by a long shot. TO BE CONCLUDED Ladies and gentlemen, I have decided to add one more chapter to Woodland Park: A Menace to New York High Society. I hope you will all bear with me as I will complete this newest story for real, I promise you all. If you have any further questions, comments, complaints, or suggestions pertaining to this newest story, you know where to find me at stonefeet@hotmail.com. keith over and out and bye for now.