Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004 15:11:27 -0700 From: "Ronald K. Fortaleza, Jr." Subject: WOODLAND PARK: MISS KITTY'S AREA 69 GENTLEWOMEN'S NIGHTCLUB CABERET AND CATHOUSE Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned with an all new Woodland Park story. To remind you all, if you are underage, live where it is unlawful to read this type of story, or find the notion of women in love with each other offensive and objectionable, then please do us a favor and please leave for your own sakes and good. Also, this new Woodland Park story may feature some kinky activities which are definitely unlawful in the real world, but as long as you can keep it in the boundaries of fiction, then read away. Any further questions? If not, then let's begin, shall we? WOODLAND PARK: MISS KITTY'S AREA 69 GENTLEWOMEN'S NIGHTCLUB CABERET AND CATHOUSE-PART 1 by Keith "C'mon you guys, we gotta hit the road!", cried Jere to whoever was still in the house she shared with Jackie Pooh, Bunny, and Erica as she finished packing 1976 Firebird convertible. The young Irish-American was still growing out her short haircut as she looked even better in a baggy sleeveless t-shirt -, stonewashed jeans, and well worn black Converse Allstars sneakers under that aged and even more well worn aviator jacket her grandfather left her when he passed away. "Coming, Jere! Just keep yer shirt on, will y'?" A familiar voice rang out as Jackie Pooh and Bunny raced out with their luggage to put in the trunk of the convertible. It was an early Thursday evening and they had to be on the road to Vegas as quick as possible. Jackie had on her powder blue and purple tie dyed t-shirt, jeans, and western boots under her motorcycle jacket of hers while the blonde-haired woman wore her well worn steel grey cargo pants, skater shoes and red bandanna print camitop under her moss green corduroy zip-up hooded jacket of hers. They frantically packed their bags in the car and before you knew it, they were all off towards the southwardly direction just as the sun began to set. Erica couldn't make the brief little trip to Vegas because of all the extra work she had to do when she taught 6th grade over at Woodland Park Middle School, so this would be a trip with just the three of them as the rented 1976 Firebird convertible raced down the street to points unknown. It took them only about 3-4 hours to cross into Nevada as they approached Reno's city limits as they bypassed it to make their way to the highway that would take them all the way down to Clark County. On the road going south to Clark County, alll three of them began to converse freely about what they were going to experience once they got to Vegas. "Gee, Jere, y' think we're gonna find any cathouses once we get to Vegas?", asked Bunny to the redhead who was at the wheel. "Of course not, silly. Prostitution's illegal in Clark County. Y'gotta go t' Nye County around Pahrump to get any fresh, raw pussy in the desert....." "But, Li'l Miss Rabbitkins, we'ens gonna see lotsa show girls and strippers in all their glory once we get t' Cheetah's, Jaguar's, and Tally Ho's", replied Jackie with a sly wink in her eye. "Dude, don't be such a chode! B'sides, that's absolute meecrob! The showgirls and strippers aren't gonna give it out for free and even if they did want to, they'd throw our keesters in jail quicker than you can say "shenanigans"......" "Well then, Jere, what are we gonna do when we get to Vegas?", asked Jackie who was becoming increasingly critical of the situation Jere was getting all three of them into. "Don't worry, you'll see once we get there. Some friends invited us to come see them play at some local dive called the Honky Tonk Saloon Pub n' Grub." "Don't you mean Tom n' Jerry's Pub n' Grub, Jere?" "No. I heard that place closed down a couple of years ago across the street from the university. Used to be such a hangout for the local college kids during the 90's." "You mean t' tell us we're visiting a redneck bar to see some hippy chicks play hoot n' nanny jams before a live audience that would rather get into barroom brawls and break out into drinking songs while sauced on Jack Daniel's? You've gotta be shittin' me, Jere." "No, Jak. I shit thee not, so you better be on your best behavior or the management'll really throw you out onto the street and the cops'll make you sleep it off in the county lock-up. Promise?" Now Jackie was never much for keeping promises of any kind, but since Jere was nice enough to let her and Bunny go along with her for the ride, she at least owed it to her that much not to embarrass her, so..... "O-okay, Jere. I promise......" "Bunny?" "Yes, Jere?" Do you promise as well?" "Of course, Jere. Why wouldn't I?" "Then it's settled, Alamosa Springs, here we come......." "Hey! I thought we were goin't to Vegas!", protested Jackie Pooh. "The Honky Tonk's in Alamosa Springs. It's not too far from Vegas; sorry for the deception!" The Firebird roared on into the night until they finally reached Alamosa Springs and found the perfect little motel to spend the next two days in. It was relatively new Comfort Inn as all three of them checked in and went to their room to get some sleep, but all three of them were too hungry and excited to sleep anyway so they found an all night coffee shop to get something to eat and once they got back to their room after a walk around the spacious surroundings of this new desert community, they decided to get some shut eye so off they went to bed in their room. Once inside, the two beds were more than enough for the three of them, but something was missing from the festivities that would really help them go to sleep quicker than you could say good night. On the bed they shared together as they laid down, Jackie Pooh looked to Jere who was no more than a few inches from her and asked her straightly," still got that magic cock of yours, Jere?" "Whatcha have in mind, Jak?" "You'll see. Just pull it out so I can look at it to see if you still have it or not, would ch'?" "Okay". This Jere did as she pulled down her panties to reveal to her friend that she still had her magical penis on her person where her clitoris should be as it erected itself upward like a pillar into a full 10 inches long and tall for Jackie to gaze and marvel upon. "Oh wow, Jak....Either it's me or I must be getting horny or something....ooh!...." The redhead tensed herself upward, arching her back as she felt Jackie Pooh clutch and grasp her magically enchanted cock with her right hand and began to lightly stroke it which sent Jere into a state of ecstacy. While they were beginning to go at it, Bunny was beginning to have a fantasy all of her own as she slowly and progressively rubbed herself down her navel with her own right hand as she closed her eyes and began to doze off into a dream like state that would send her into her own ecstatic state. She moaned as she laid on her bed almost quietly as she was about to begin her own private sexual odyssey. Slowly and gradually, she drifted off into dreamland as she found herself in the same room with Jackie Pooh and Jere completely stark naked save for the rabbit ears and cottontails upon their buttocks. Both redhead and brunette presented their bare bottoms to the blonde bunny girl, pleading with her simultaneously.... "Bunny, would you be so kind as to make babies with the two of us, pretty please!!!" This they pleaded while wiggling their cottontailed naked buttocks innocently and sexily towards their mistress who was the head mistress of their warren. Bunny, the head mistress of the warren, was naked as well as she knelt before both of them, while spreading her legs to reveal a John Holmes sized enchanted penis ready to procreate with the first doe she chose. All three of them were on the floor of the burrow, Jackie Pooh and Jere on their hands and knees, while Bunny was on her knees as she chose to inseminate Jere first as she plopped her magical super schlong inside the redhead bunny girl's awaiting birth canal. Once inside and between the sugar walls of the redheaded doegirl, the mistress began to pump her magical penis deeply inside the doe girl's vagina, making Jere squeal in delighted ecstacy. This she did as she increased her pumping, sending her head up, tilting it back upward as she gaped her mouth and closed her eyes until she ejaculated her magical life giving love cream inside Jere. Jackie Pooh was next as Bunny gave her the same treatment until........ The blonde girl was awakened from her dream by both Jackie Pooh and Jere who were both stroking her own 13'' long magical penis until such force was needed to send Bunny's own blueberry-flavored semen spurting and gushing upwardly into the air like a fountain and a geyser, making her moan loudly. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!!!!" The ejaculatory Old Faithful continued on into the night. AN EVENING AT THE HONKY TONK SALOON PUB N' GRUB All three of them slept most of Friday until at least 11, when they got up and took turns showering. While Jere was in the shower, Jackie secretly conversed with Bunny about last night as they lay on her bed. "So, Bunny, what were you dreaming about last night when you were stroking yourself when we came to help relieve you of that penned up libido?" "Oh...nothing...just dreaming of making babies with the two of you, doggy-style in a rabbit warren..." "Oh yeah, right, a rabbit warren, figures you could be dreaming of knocking both of us, your friends, up and getting us pregnant, huh?" "Jackie, I didn't mean it the way I made it sound to you. You and Jere were in my dream when I happened to stroke myself down there because you made yourselves known to me." "Yeah right, likely story. So what were you gonna plan on tellin' Jere when I get in the shower?" "The same thing I told you, Jackie....." "We'll see about that", said Jackie Pooh as she got off of the bed and readied to get in their next as Jere could be heard coming out after the water was turned off. Once Jackie Pooh was in the shower, Jere came to Bunny and sat down on the bed with and asked her the same question, roughly. "So, Bunny, what were you dreaming about last night when you were stroking yourself down there?" "I was dreaming about making babies with you and Jackie Pooh, doggy-style." "Oh, how quaint. Were dreaming of ejaculating inside my sugar walls and making me pregnant so that I could have your baby, too?" "Well.....yes......." There was a long silence as redhead and blonde looked into each other's eyes for a long spell before Jere knelt down to kiss Bunny fully on the lips, making them both moan pleasurably. After doing this, they stopped to look into each other's eyes once more until..... "Bunny, would you mind it very much if I went down on you before get into the shower and sucked you off?" "Sure, Jere, why not?" They kissed once more before Jere inched herself down to Bunny's crotch, took her 13" long enchanted cock into mouth and began to fellate her. While in the shower, Jackie Pooh was unaware of the activity as she finished bathing and washing herself all over and rinsing off before turning off the water to dry off and rejoin the others. Later on that Friday evening, as the night came to roll around, the Honky Tonk Saloon was in full swing. It was a new establishment for a redneck bar, but the important difference was that instead of playing country/western music,......good old fashioned classic Southern fried rock n' roll piped loudly from the speakers that were placed strategically all over the bar; from Lynyrd Skynyrd to the Allman Bros. Band and ZZ Top, there would be no line dancing here, especially not at the Honky Tonk Saloon! There were a lot of people dressed like cowfolks and Southern fried Rockers that populated the establishment: most were sitting at the many tables, the many picnic tables dining on barbeque ribs and beef with baked beans served by Coyote Ugly styled waitresses, while the others were at the bar getting themselves drunk with Jack Daniel's and Wild Turkey whiskey. "Hey, barkeep, gimme a bottle a Jack, would ja?!", yelled one tall, gaunt and seemingly wasted 30something blonde man to the rather elderly looking bartender who was the owner and acting manager of the Honky Tonk. "Sorry son, best y' get on home while y' still can and yer still sober before I'll have t' get one of the boys t' do it for y'." "Oh well, can say I didn't try", was what the tall and gauntly wasted man replied to the barkeep as he stumbled drunkenly and staggardly away from the bar top counter. When Jackie Pooh, Bunny, and Jere entered, Jackie was even more surprised by how run down looking it felt upon first sight. "Ah gee, we've entered Redneck Central, haven't we dudes?" "Jak, you promised you'd behaved yourself once we got inside now let's all find us a seat by the stage. The show's about to start any minute now. This all three of them did as they managed to get passed the drunken, slovenly patronage that sat scattered and haphazardly all the bar and grill area. When they finally were able to find some chairs nearest to the stage, they were lucky to have done so for the Honky Tonk Saloon was filling up to capacity for a Friday night free concert. The owner and manager of the Honky Tonk Saloon came up on the stage to welcome everybody in his Western styled best 10-gallon hat and buckskin jacket. "Welcome, one and all! Ladies and gentlemen and downhome folks of all ages, welcome to the Honky Tonk Saloon Bar n' Grill! Tonight's act'll be on stage shortly, but until then, let's give it up for the comedic stylings of your friend, my friend and every body's friend....Mr. Matthew Mackey!" The owner, Billy Joe Jim Bob Buford exited the stage to make way for another tall and gaunt looking Southern gentleman in glasses dressed in a white shirt and black jeans with black boots and white cowboy hat as he stood before a microphone all stoic and pillar like and began his repertoire. "Drugs is bad, mmkay, cuz they can kill you, mmkay.....Booze is bad, mmkay, cuz it'll cause you t' have cirrhosis of the liver and some junk and make you drive drunk and get into all sorts of accidents, mmkay....marryjoohawnnah is bad mmkay cuz it'll stunt cher growth and lower yer libido and make you into a fat pig and some junk, mmkay!...." All of a sudden, the crowds began to boo and jeer, catcalling the rather aweful comedian who was really lecturing and preaching to them on the evils of vice as they threatened to throw empty beer bottles at the tall bespectacled man in black and white. "Hey, Mr. Mackey, you suck!!!" "Yeah, man, you suck balls!" "Fuck you ass-hole!" Mr. Mackey shook his finger at the irate crowd, reprimanding them. "Now stop that right now, you sons a bitches!" "Fuck off, ass-wipe!" Immediately, he was escorted off the stage so that the show could begin and once the curtain drew apart, Lloyde and Zeeke McInnes were dressed in the blackest best with their guitars as they sat down on their barstools as they began their set of songs, ranging from Rusty Truck to an original composition they created all their own, captivating the audience with their supple and fascile guitarwomanship into silence for the next hour and a half. After that, they were given a standing ovation as they all cheered the McInnes's and after that, the three Woodland Parkettes paid the McInnes couple a visit at their private table. "Say, wasn't there supposed to be four of you?", asked Lloyde to Jere as she shipped an Iron Mike's hard iced tea. "Erica, couldn't make it tonight, y'know being a school teacher's such hard work, but she sends you both her regards all the same. Why ask?" "Oh, it's nothing, but......." "What my darling daughter's been meaning to tell you three is that there is a little brothel on the way to Vegas called Miss Kitty's Area 69 where the pussies are fresh and clean and the women are beautiful this side of Paradise. Lloyde would very much like it if you three would accompany us to the brothel. It's between Clark and Nye Counties, down the road just outside of town. Whaddya say?" "Well......." "Oh goody, goody gumdrops! When do we leave for Area 69?!", asked Bunny excitedly to Ezekielle while holding her own hands upon her person. "Bunny......" "Oh it's quite all right, Jerelde", replied Lloyde to Jere who wanted to put her misgivings at ease, just when the fun was about to begin. Meanwhile, over at the billiard tables, a couple of surprise guests were present as well: the Deerebournes had decided to pay the McInnes's a visit to the Honky Tonk Saloon and were completing a game of pool with a couple of guys when a rather cute looking Southern girl in cut-off shorts and midriff baring tank-top approached them all sexily, saucy and pert. "Arlysse, what're you doin' here?", exclaimed Willaine who was trying to launch a shot from the left side to complete the game. "Why, some ladies from the West Coast're here to meet yer friends", said Arlysse who was leaning on Willaine and ready to kiss her when Wilma grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and threatened toss her outside. "Girly, you better leave my daughter alone, right this minute or I'm gonna have to toss you outside and put you down like a lame horse, got it?" "Why you gotta be so mean t'me, I was jus' makin' some company witcher girly." "I mean it, my daughter belongs t' me and no one else but me, and if you lay a hand on her again, I'll really put you down like a lame horse that cher gonna be if y' don't watch y'self, got it?" "Well fine by me, missy, but I'm gonna tell my mama and daddy on you and they'll get them boys on you, got it?", Arlysse sassed Wilma who was by now so annoyed by the flirtaciously little southern girl's antics that she decided to take action into her own hands, so she tossed her out on the street herself. Well, Willaine made the shot and won the game fair and square, claiming their money and meeting the others at their table. "So, Lloyde and Zeeke tell me you ladies're from a place called Woodland Park, I take it." "Yeah, we came to see and hear them play up on stage. They're quite good y'know. You must be....." "Wilma and this is my pride and joy, Willaine Deerebourne, the Pride of El Paso, Texas...." They all greeted each other warmly with the discussion coming to Miss Kitty's Area 69. "I wouldn't go to that whorehouse in the middle of the desert if I were y'all?" "Oh, and why not?", asked Jackie Pooh. "There's been some reports of women, ladies and young girls disapearring without a trace and sightings of spooky lights in the hills over looking the valley nearest Area 69." "Oh, you mean Area 51, the so-called notorious UFO hotspot with all the little green space mutants from the Phantom Planet of Zartan, right?", exclaimed Jackie Pooh again, but Jere corrected her. "Oh wow! Goody,goody gumdrops again! Visitors from Outer Space! Cool! Totally Sweet!", exclaimed Bunny. "I wouldn't joke about such things like this, you three for you see, aliens and UFOs are for real....", said Zeekielle "So does this mean that we're no longer going to Area 69, then, dudes?" "Oh, hush, Bunny, of course not. We're still goin' to Area 69, right, dudes?" They were all debating on whether or not to actually go to Area 69 when all of a sudden, Arlysse came back with her folks and their entourage led by Hoss Mendoza looking for the Deerebournes. "Willaine looked at them and saw the danger coming their way and warned everybody so they all proceeded to make their exit out the back way. It was at this time when BillyJoeJimBob Buford announced the weekly activity the patrons they were all waiting for. "Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen and okies of all ages come and get your beer bottles here for the great Friday Night Barroom Brawl!" "Hey you, let's fight!" "Them's fightin' words!" And they were off. The Friday Night Barroom Brawl was off and running and there was mayhem to be had by all: chairs were broken, beer bottles were broken upon people, people were flying all over and screaming and hollering and having a grand old time fighting each other and getting into so much trouble that the local sheriff had to be called over to quell the riot.The fisticuffs were flying triple time when the cops did arrive, but our heroes were long gone....... And on their merry way to the pleasure palace known as Area 69 where danger awaited them all! Will they all get out this alive and in one piece? Stay tuned and find out! TO BE CONTINUED If you have any questions, comments, complaints, suggestions, or criticisms, please drop me a line at stonefeet@hotmail.com. I will be looking forward to hearing from you. Keith over and out and bye for now!