Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 13:15:21 -0700 From: "Ronald K. Fortaleza, Jr." Subject: WOODLAND PARK: MISS KITTY'S AREA 69 GENTLEWOMEN'S NIGHTCLUB CABERET AND CATHOUSE-PART 2 Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned with the latest chapter in the newest Woodland Park story. If you are underage, live where it is unlawful to read this type of story, or find the notion of women in love with each other offensive and objectionable, then do us a favor and please leave for your own sakes and good. Any further questions? If not, then let's continue on with our story shall we? WOODLAND PARK: MISS KITTY'S AREA 69 GENTLEWOMEN'S NIGHTCLUB CABERET AND CATHOUSE-PART 2 by Keith It was already late Friday night when we found four of our heroes on the way to Area 69. Aboard the convertible were Jackie Pooh, Bunny, Jere, and Lloyde McInnes as they made their way to the mysterious destination out somewhere in the Nevada desert. Jere was at the driver's side with Bunny riding shotgun along side while the brunettes sat in the back seat as they all chimed in on a song they made up for their very own amusement to sing: Pussy..... All the girls love....pussy.... All the girls eat.....pussy.... Pussy.......pussy....mmmmm..... This curious refrain continued for what seemed like an eternity as the car they were inside made its way to its ultimate destination on a journey that would take all four of the Woodland Parkettes to points unknown......... While the blonde and redhead commandeered the front wheel, the brunettes were conversing quietly amongst themselves. "Say Lloyde." "Yes, Jac?" "How long have you and your mother been together?" "As what....a minstrel act, a close sexual relationship, or both?" "All the above", said Jackie Pooh as she gazed longingly and dreamily at the long haired, yet darker brown haired hippy girl in the denim jacket and white peasant shirt who sat across from her. Lloyde noticed Jackie Pooh's attention being paid to her and answered as best she could under the circumstances. "Oh, well.....she taught me to play the guitar when I was real little, and......", Lloyde looked to the sky to gather more inner strength to relate more of herself to her before resuming her tale," my mom was a young teenager of 13 when she had me so we were real close. Her interest was in the guitar, too, so she played it as well as taught me how to play and the rest is reserved for another time. Are you trying to hit on me, young lady?" Jackie, feigning shock, pretended to feel embarassed and so therefore gave Lloyde her answer, " of course not...why ask?" "Because of the way your were looking at me all dreamy-eyed and smiling, you were thinking of having me all to yourself, well, I should inform you Jac that I've got a secret I need to show you and that I will trust no one else, but you to keep that little secret I have to divulge to you. Do you promise to keep it if I show my little secret?" "Of course. Now why would I wanna tell the whole world about your dirty little secret, huh?" "Do you promise to keep my little secret a secret and tell no one else? Cross thy bosom, hope to cross over and thrust a living a hamster up thy rectum?" "Of course, I will cross my...bosom....and some junk, now would you please tell me your dirty little secret, Lloyde?" "Better than that, I'll show you...." Upon finishing her sentence, she unzipped her sandblasted bootcut jeans and pulled out her 'dirty little secret': her own magically enchanted penis, fully functional and erect and 11" long! Jackie Pooh gasped and smiled as she marveled at how on Earth Lloyde Nicotyrrenne McInnes was able to acquire such a magical sexual love gift. She could hardly believe her eyes as she felt tempted to put her hand on her ladyfriend's mystical weenie and touch it to feel for herself to see if it was for real or not. "Oh Lloyde....it's so....it's so....it's so totally......" "Awesome? I know what you mean, Jac. Well, anyway, would you like to put my magical peepee in your mouth?" "Dude, I've got an even better idea...." Jackie Pooh undid her jeans to reveal her own magic cock for Lloyde to see for herself, a full foot long and all! "So you've got a little secret like me, do you?" "Let's just say, I'll let you blow me if you let me blow you, whaddya say?" "Deal...." Lloyde reclined back on her side of the back seat behind Jere who was still at the wheel as Jackie Pooh dove right in and proceeded to suck the dark brunette hippy chick, which sent the taller girl into a state of blissful ecstacy. With her eyes closed, she gasped as her breathing became labored, while barely managing to keep herself calm "Oh yeah...that's it, Jac...that's it. Suck me off, Jac.....that's it...suck me.....aaahhh......." Lloyde caressed Jackie Pooh's head of straight brown hair with her left hand as she relaxed, enjoying the sexual encounter on the way to Area 69. Meanwhile at the driver and shotgun side, Bunny and Jere stared straight ahead at the road which seemed to cut into the barren desert for miles upon miles on end in the dead of night. "Whaddya think we're gonna encounter once we get to Area 69, Jere?" "Oh I dunno, but I sure hope the aliens are friendly....as well as cute and sexy for our sakes......." The convertible continued on down the main highway into the rest of the night until the dawning of first light. THE ARRIVAL @ AREA 69 The first rays of the dawning sun from the eastern mountains shined their warming rays of golden light upon the desert floor, gradually increasing in intensity until, when the sun was well overhead in the eastern sky, the full heat and fury hit upon the lone building in the entire outdoor emptiness. It was an observatory, but what was it doing out in the middle of the Nevada desert in the middle of nowheresville? The domed rotunda of the observatory like structure stood out blatantly like an erect penis flanked by two separate rectangular buildings that acted as surrogate testicals. The entire domed monolithic monument was done in a completely metallic silvery finish, the better to reflect the sun's rays and heat, and just to complete the seemingly garish looking and somewhat inappropriate spectacle out in the middle of arid wastelands, the sign was done in a boldly futuristic day-glo neon green and yellow color scheme that read: Miss Kitty's Area 69 Gentlewomen's Cathouse The sign was topped off with the emblem of a Sanrio Hello Kitty styled insignia at the top left hand side of the sign. It was nearly 7am when the convertible carrying the three Woodland Parkettes and Lloyde McInnes arrived at their appointed destination, sliding and skidding to a complete stop. As the four ladies departed from their car and stretched themselves out to look around, they all marveled at how such a lonely building is able to survive way out here in the middle of the desert. After they had spent a few minutes looking around the flat sage brushed, mesquited and Joshua treed bedecked bottom of the valley, the quartet of young women walked up the steps following Jere who then proceeded to push the buzzer, which was a red button which gave off a sound that a cuckoo clock makes. All was silent, until suddenly....... From atop the entrance, out popped a micro spycam from a little cubby hole that proceeded to extend itself to stare eye to eye at the redhead blue-eyed Irish American woman. "Yes, can I please help you kids?" "Oh yes, are you guys open for business as of yet because if not, we can always come back later?" "One moment please", was what the tiny infrared micro spycam said to Jere and the others as it returned itself back into its cubby hole and promptly closed the lid in front of it. Already, Lloyde was having misgivings about the whole trip. "Guys, I have a bad feeling about this. Maybe we shouldn't've never come here after all. Why don't we all get the you know what out of here why the getting and going's still good, okay?" "Oh hush, Lloyde.We just got here. We're not leaving here until the four of us get laid to our complete satisfaction, especially you Young Miss Aquarius. You need to live a little and get away from the mommy missus at least once in a while," said Jackie Pooh to Lloyde in an attempt to calm her down. Suddenly, the entrance magically slid itself open in three ways to allow the quartet to enter into the seemingly spooky darkness of the establishment. They all looked to each other to gain enough courage as they all prepared to make their way into the observatory like monolithic building. INSIDE AREA 69 Once inside, they were treated to a wonderous sight: the interior was darkened, but in a welcoming, and non-threatening manner with the walls done in red crushed panne velvet as a silvery metallic futuristic looking jukebox softly piped ambient trance music from its speakers while it flashed a colorful set of rainbow lights upon its front hull. The atmosphere and mood was calm, inviting, even tranquil and serene as they all slowly and rather cautiously looked around. This was definitely no ordinary cathouse. "Would you look all around you guys?", asked Bunny to the others "Wow...neat-o....", responded Jackie Pooh in kind. "This is definitely different for this 'aint your typical mom and pop run bordello, I can tell you that..." Suddenly from out of the blue came a swarthy and compactly small robotic figure metallically silver with all sorts of bright and colorful flashing lights upon its person. "Hello, children. Can I help you all?" Lloyde was the first to ask the little robot first. "Who or what are you exactly?" "Why, I'm the Mr. KidBot 3000. I'm an all purpose, multi-purpose omni-mech kind of robotic assistant. Can I please help you four wayward children?" "Well yeah, we're kinda starvin', got any breakfast for us four?" "Why certainly, ma'am. Please be so kind as to follow me." The Woodland Parkettes and Lloyde followed Mr. KidBot 3000 down the hall to closed entry way. With the press of a button on the left hand side, it slid open to the right side to reveal a shiny white dining room compete with a set table full of fruits, croissants, pancakes, and all manner of delectables as they all rushed in to greedily feast upon the morning repaste. "Please enjoy your breakfast because you all will need your strength for much,much later," said Mr. KidBot 3000 as he skooted his way out of their sights. In the joyful consumable din of it all, Lloyde was still having misgivings about the reasons they were all here, but pushed her private qualms and mounting fears aside as she joined in the feasting. About an hour or so later, the quartet headed back out into the lobby and sat down on the plush, yet surprisingly comfortable beanbag chairs provided for them. "I wonder if we're gonna meet any aliens while we're here getting laid", contemplated Bunny to the others as they all looked to see their hostesses enter the vestibule to greet them. A tall woman dressed in a white string bikini complete with spotted feline ears and striped feline tail stood before them all totally regally resplendant in a metallic silver lingerie robe, heather grey leg warmers and black Converse AllStar sneakers. She held onto a staff with the head of a Sanrio Hello Kitty atop of it as her purple eyes pierced down to their very souls beneath a mass of feathered light blue hair. Her skin was fair and creamy white as were her two attendants who also were dressed more or less like her, but without the robe and staff. "Welcome one and all to Miss Kitty's Area 69 Gentlewomen's Cathouse. I am Mistress Kitten, the owner and madame of this establishment. You may all take the three of us for your very own pleasure provided on one little condition." "And what pray tell is that one little condition may I ask of thee, madame?", asked Lloyde to the mistress of Area 69. "You will all know soon enough when the time comes, but right now, let us all join each other for a morning of sensual and sexual pleasure, shall we ladies?" With that said, the foursome followed the mistress and her attendants down the hall of the cathouse into sights unseen and wonders unknown. Will our heroes be able to live through this to tell the tale back home in Woodland Park? We will soon find out. THE PLEASURES@ AREA 69.....BEGIN!!!!.................. Jackie Pooh, Bunny, Jere, and Lloyde were led down the hall by Mistress Kitten and her attendants Tiffany Daniels and K-Lani Toriyaki to a huge 9' tall entrance way at the end of the corridor. Lloyde was the only who was still having misgivings, desperately wanting to escape and to take the others with her, if she could, but she couldn't bring herself to do so for right now as they all stopped at the huge entrance way at the end of the long corridor. Once there, Mistress Kitten used her Hello Kitty staff to tap the circular 4 buttoned plaque clockwise 3x, all the while with the colors brightening up to red, purple, blue, and pink until..... The huge sliding door slid upwards to reveal something out of an old pulp fiction novel: it was a harem room all smokey with the smell and scent of cinnamon and citrus, dappled with a hint of frankincense with all sorts of tiny little candles burning here and there. The chamber was bedecked with plush silken and velvety epauletted pillows all crimson, violet, magenta, and fuchsia across a floor covered in clean smelling white sheets, but the harem chamber was not empty at all........ For you all shall soon see......a multitude of hauntingly and eerily beautiful girls of such unearthly and otherwordly beauty were awaiting them all, beckoning them, tempting them all to come hither and approach them all....at their own peril! They were all completely naked save for the stunningly exquisite jewelry and baubbles they had on their persons: necklaces, anklets, bracelets, waiste-chains, belly chains, and rings all of pure 100% 24 karat gold! They looked freshly clean, but their eyes were of the most unusual of them all that immediately set them apart for you see their eyes were shades of scarlet, violet, orange, blue, and green and they were fairer complected. Their nails were kept trimmed and short on their fingers and toes as they all stared and gazed upon their earthling guests, quietly welcoming them with almost open arms. "You've got to be shitting me......." said Lloyde to the others as they all could not take their eyes off of the beauties lounging and laying down right before their eyes, beckoning them ever still to come hither to them. "Oh wowee! Is this totally sweet or what!", exclaimed Bunny as she was anxious to jump right in on the festivities, but the mistress of the cathouse thrust her staff in front of her to stop her. "First, young ladies, you must all purify thyselves in the waters of the sacred pool that is to thy left of thine presence." Mistress Kitten pointed her staff to the left as a spacious shallow pool of clear and tepidly lukewarm water bubbled softly as rivulets babbled gently down into it from a source unseen. "Well, dudes, what are we waiting for?" "Yeah, let's get cleaned up so we can all get down to getting laid, shall we?" The quartet proceeded to strip each other of their clothes to reveal their own naked bodies with their magical penises laying flaccidly, soon to become erect once they took the plunge. It was not much longer until they all took the plunge and dove right into the water to wash and freshen themselves and each other up, but not before the celestial maidens or apsaras would come to their aid to help bathe them. The apsaras bathed and washed them thoroughly much to their own pleasure as they reveled in the caresses and massages of their soapy hands. After the bathing in the purifying sacred waters had been complete, all four of them were well prepared to embark upon a sexual adventure that would take them to the stars.....and beyond...... Would they still survive this to tell the tale back in Woodland Park? We shall soon see! TO BE CONCLUDED Things really get hot and horny when our heroines embark upon the sexual adventure of their lives as the conclusion to Woodland Park: Miss Kitty's Area 69 will be coming your way. If you have any questions, please email at stonefeet@hotmail.com if you have any further complaints, criticisms, etc. Bye for now.