Date: Mon, 19 May 2008 22:23:21 -0500 From: Joe Guy Subject: 8 Simple Rules for Sleeping with Lureen Newsome DISCLAIMER This story in no way reflects the sexual orientation of Anne Hathaway, Kaley Cuoco or anyone else in the story. This is purely a fantasy. In other words, it is a work of fiction and is no way accurate. Kaley Cuoco was excited to go to the "Get Smart" movie premiere. She had managed to score a pass when she had run into the director, Peter Segal, at a restaurant. She had trouble deciding what to wear, as she wanted to make a good impression on her favourite actress, Anne Hathaway. She finally decided on a cute little black dress. At 5'6 ½" and 150 lbs, Kaley is a beautiful woman. She has shoulder length blonde hair and beautiful green eyes. She had always dated men, but some part of her wanted to know what it feels like to be with a woman. She knew that Anne was straight, but the thought of the two of them together suddenly made Kaley very excited. She started thinking of what it would be like to caress Anne's supple ass and suck on her nice, 36C breasts. Kaley couldn't help but start stroking her own pussy at this thought. She pulled her hand away pretty quickly, however, thinking, "I shouldn't be having these thoughts. Anne is a beauty, but straight." With that, Kaley finished getting ready for the premiere and left. That night, at the premiere, there were so many people. Kaley had never been to a premiere this big before. Just after she had gotten out of her limo and taken in her surroundings, someone tapped her on her shoulder. "You look a bit lost," a voice said. To Kaley's surprise, it was Anne Hathaway herself. Kaley was at a loss for words, but managed to get something out that resembled "yeah, there's lots of people here." "Well, I'm Anne," said Anne. "And you must be Kaley Cuoco. I watched `8 Simple Rules' all the time. And I absolutely love `Big Bang Theory.' Wow, listen to me gush. I'm sure I'm kind of scaring you off." "No, no, it's ok, really," said Kaley. "I'm used to people doing it to me all the time." "Well, it's because you're such a beautiful and talented actress," said Anne. "I'm sure lots of people just adore you. A lot of people are attracted to blondes, too." `Is Anne hitting on me?' Kaley thought. `No, it's probably my imagination, running wild. Maybe I'll flirt back, just to see what happens.' "Thanks, Anne," Kaley said. "Lots of people are attracted to sexy brunettes, like you, as well. I'm sure there's going to be lots of people going to see this movie just to see that cute smile of yours." "Thanks!" Anne replied, smiling. "Yes, that's the smile I'm talking about. It's so very attractive," Kaley remarked. "I really like you, Kaley," replied Anne. "But please, call me Andy. All of my friends do. Hey, you must come to the after party with me after the movie today. It'll be more fun with you there." "Sure, I'd love to," Kaley said. "Hey, you should come sit with me in the theatre, so we will have an easier time finding each other after the movie," Andy said. "Ok, let's go in," Kaley replied. So, Andy and Kaley went down the red carpet and into the theatre, with Andy stopping along the way to talk to a few reporters. Once in their seats, Kaley and Andy couldn't stop talking. They talked about everything under the sun, from the different projects they both had been working on to men and dating. "I always try to keep my relationships out of the public eye," Kaley was saying. "That's one part of my life I like to keep private." "I hear you," Andy replied. "I value privacy in my relationships as well. Why do you think no one has heard that Scarlett Johansson and I slept together last year?" Kaley's mouth just dropped. Before she could respond, the movie started. Kaley couldn't concentrate on the movie. She was too busy thinking of what Andy had just said. Kaley's mind drifted to the same thoughts she had when she was getting ready for tonight. She imagined herself sucking Andy's beautifully big tits and fingering her seemingly glorious pussy. All of a sudden, Andy excused herself from her seat to head for the bathroom. When she didn't come back for a while, Kaley went to go investigate. She quietly went into the bathroom, and could hear someone in one of the stalls. She snuck into the stall two doors down from the other woman in order to not be seen. Kaley could hear this other woman moaning and what sounded like fingering herself. All of a sudden, she could hear this woman screaming, "KALEY!!!!!!!! FUCK ME HARDER KALEY!!!!! RIGHT IN MY PUSSY!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!" `OH MY GOD!' Kaley thought. `That's Andy!' Kaley couldn't help but feel a bit turned on, putting it mildly. She suddenly had the courage to walk down to the stall where Andy was. Kaley opened the stall door and saw the most glorious sight. Andy had her dress pulled up around her waist, her panties around one ankle, and had her legs spread nice and wide with a huge dildo in her pussy. "Oh, hi," Andy said. "I was just thinking about you." "Oh really?" Kaley said sarcastically. "You look like you might need some company." And, with that being said, Kaley closed the stall door, turned around, knelt down, and started eating that wonderfully wet pussy. She loved it. She couldn't stop. With every lick, Andy pussy became more and more wonderful. Kaley was intoxicated by the smell. With every lick, Andy screamed louder and louder, not seeming to notice they were in public, which turned Kaley on more and more. Kaley found her own pussy was just dripping wet after only a few seconds. After what felt like a lifetime to Kaley, Andy pushed her away and told her they should get back to the movie before people wonder where they are. She promised Kaley they could finish up at the after party. With that, their lips met in the most passionate kiss either one had ever had. Their tongues danced as their hands explored each others hot, sweaty bodies. Soon after, they returned to their seats in the movie theatre and watched the remainder of the movie. After the movie was done, Kaley and Andy walked out to Andy's sporty little car and sat got in. "Ready for the ride of you life?" Andy asked. Kaley had a feeling that she wasn't talking about the car. They got to house where the after party was being held. Kaley recognized it as Steve Carell's house. She had seen it on MTV's Cribs before. "Nice house," Kaley commented. "Not as nice as your tongue before, my dear," Andy replied. "We must carry on from before." And, with that, Andy led Kaley inside. Once inside, they made the obligatory rounds. Andy had to say hi to all of the people that worked with her on the movie; people like Steve, as he was the host, Peter Segal, the director, Alan Arkin, one of her co-stars. The list went on. After about an hour or so, Andy whispered to Kaley, "Steve said there's a room we can use upstairs, where no one can hear us, for getting to know each other better, if you know what I mean. Do you wanna go?" Without even saying anything, Kaley took Andy's hand and ran upstairs. Andy led her into a room with a nice, queen sized bed and some very romantic candles lit. "Wow, Steve thinks of everything," Andy said. Without responding, Kaley turned and locked the door, took Andy by the hand, and threw her down on the bed. Kaley jumped on top of Andy and started kissing her passionately as her hands moved freely up and down Andy's beautiful body, exploring. Andy rolled over on top of Kaley and broke off the kiss. "Wait right here," she instructed Kaley. "I have something for you." Andy went into the bathroom, which had a door connected to the bedroom. A few seconds later, Kaley could hear Nora Jones music being played. Out came Andy, wearing nothing more than her black lacy bra and matching panties. "Hello, Kaley," said Andy. "I have a show for you." With that, Andy started walking slowly over towards Kaley, who was sitting on the edge of the bed. While she was walking over, Andy slowly undid her bra and took it off. She started caressing her tits, which drove Kaley crazy. Kaley so desperately wanted them in her mouth. Andy walked over to Kaley, and knelt down on her lap. She put her tits in Kaley's face. "Suck them," she instructed Kaley. Kaley did as she was told. Kaley started with the right one. She loved how Andy's nipple felt on her tongue. She started lick the nipple faster and faster. She could hear Andy start to moan. She then took the whole end of Andy's tit in her mouth and started sucking. She also bit down on it lightly. "Yeah, bight my boob, you dirty girl," came Andy's voice. Kaley couldn't believer what she just heard, but it turned her on, and she kept going, harder and faster. "Oh, you slut! You love my boobs. You love sucking them and bighting them. You whore!" This talk only made Kaley more turned on. She could spend all night sucking Andy's boobs. "Eat me out, you slut!" Andy said, getting off of Kaley and laying down on the bed. Kaley didn't need any invitation. She was quickly down on Andy. She quickly took off Andy's panties, which were soaking wet, and started her feast. Kaley's tongue slipped inside of Andy's slit and started moving up and down. This was cause enough for Andy to start moaning again. With each lick, Kaley got more and more turned on, and licked faster and faster. "YES, YOU LITTLE SLUT!!! LICK MY PUSSY HARDER!!!!! MOVE YOUR TONGUE FASTER AND FASTER!!! FUCK ME LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!" Andy yelled. Kaley couldn't be more turned on. She couldn't help but to lick and suck Andy faster and harder, her tongue moving in and out of Andy's beautifully shaved pussy lips. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!! I'M GOING TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!!!" Andy started to cum. Kaley licked all of it up lovingly. It tasted so sweet. "Come up here, my little slut, and give me a taste," Andy said. Kaley joined Andy and started kissing her passionately again, their tongues dancing inside each others mouths. "You need to be taken care of," Andy told Kaley. "Get those clothes off." Without missing a beat, Kaley had her clothes in a nice little pile beside the bed. "Get on your back, you little slut," was the order from Andy. Kaley's pussy was dripping wet in anticipation. Andy went right for Kaley's pussy. Andy's tongue was more than Kaley could bear. "YES!!! FUCK ME, ANDY!!!! THAT'S THE SPOT!!!! OH, FUCK!!!" Kaley screamed in shear excitement. "Oh, you like me licking your hot little cunt, don't you, you little slut?" Andy said, as she licked between the folds of Kaley's pussy. "I'M GOING TO CUM!!" was all Kaley could respond with. She came, and Andy licked it up with great excitement. "I have another treat for you," she told Kaley. "Get on your hands and knees." Kaley was a little apprehensive, but she liked where the night had been going so far, so she got on her hands and knees. Andy pulled out a strap-on dildo, put it on, and lubed it up. "I'm going to butt fuck you now, my little whore," Andy told Kaley. Kaley didn't know how to feel about this, but decided to go along with it. She was completely under Andy's spell by this point. Andy went ahead and started the butt-fucking. She started off slow, as Kaley was very tight. "Andy, yes. Yes. That feels so good, I'm going to cum!" Kaley said as she came. This only caused Andy to start pumping harder and faster, faster and harder. She kept putting her "cock" in and out of Kaley's tight asshole. Kaley came four or five more times. After coming for a six and final time, Andy took out her cock, took it off, and gave it to Kaley. "Put it on," she ordered. "I want to ride you." Kaley quickly put it on. Andy climbed on top, and started riding Kaley like a cowgirl. "Yeah. That feels amazing in my pussy! You know how to work a cock, you little slut," Andy exclaimed as she rode Kaley. This went on for what seemed like forever. After coming a good dozen times, Andy finally climbed down. "How was I?" Kaley asked. "Fantastic," Andy replied. "Was that your first time?" "With a woman, yes it was," was the answer. "Well, fuck woman, you were alright," Andy answered. "Wanna come home with me and have a sleepover? We can stay up late and make some waffles in the morning." "Only if you tell me about you and Scarlett," Kaley replied. "It's a deal," Andy answered. The two cleaned themselves up and went to Andy's apartment for their sleepover. Hello everyone. This is my very first attempt at writing this kind of story, so let me know what you think. Also, do you think there should be another one about Kaley's and Anne's crazy adventures? My email is chunkyloverpineapple@hotmail.com. Bye for now.