Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:21:50 -0800 From: RC in Sacramento Subject: Munchkin Chptr 18 This is a work of fiction. It depicts the often sexual relationship between two young girls. If this offends you or if you're not old enough to be reading this stuff, then get out NOW. If, however, you're where you want to be, then enjoy. MUNCHKIN Chapter 18 by Sacwriter Phil had a lunch date with Margie Dowd that day. They met at a small Italian restaurant downtown that they had found they both had in common, a little place with lots of dark wood paneling and candles in wine bottles on the tables. There were checked tablecloths and overhead fans that rotated slowly, and the air was redolent with the scent of baking dough and parmesan cheese. The waiters wore starched shirts with bowties, and had big white aprons around their waists, just like in the old movies Phil used to watch when he was a kid. The only thing the atmosphere lacked was a guy behind the counter tossing pizza dough in the air. At night the place was crowded, but at this time of day they still had a choice of seating so they picked a private booth near the back. Phil held Margie's jacket for her, as she sank down into her seat with a smile and a grateful sigh. Fine lines of fatigue were etched at the corners of her eyes, and he knew it was from the long hours she put in. Working for child welfare was a tireless, thankless job, and there were times he knew when Margie truly hated it. But she was also dedicated to the kids that it put into her charge, and he knew she would never give up on them. He understood this fundamental fact, and it was one of the things he loved the most about her. After they had ordered and the waiter had poured their wine, he watched as she took a large drink from her glass that half emptied it. With a last reluctant glance at its inviting red contents she set it back on the table and firmly pushed it away, obviously fighting the urge to get at least a little bit smashed. "Oh, God, if I have to deal with one more stiff lipped, anal retentive, hide-behind-the-rules-bureaucrat, I swear I am going to explode all over the little weasel!" Phil hid a smile, and instead nodded in sympathetic understanding, knowing better than to say a word at this point. He scooted over and reached across the seat to lay one big hand on Margie's knee. With a grateful look she twisted in her seat and leaned back. He heard the double clump from under the table as she kicked her shoes off, then felt her legs find their way into his lap. Which was, of course, the reason she had picked a booth over a table in the first place. Phil started gently kneading the muscles in her calves, noting the hard little knots in them that told him she had been on her feet way too much. She groaned softly and closed her eyes. "Oh, you are much too good to me," she murmured. "You want to talk about it?" "No. Yes. Battered woman and her three kids, all under ten years old. Finally convinced her to not only leave the bastard, but to press charges against him. So naturally now she's feeling weak and vulnerable, worried about how she's going to take care of herself and her kids, wondering where the hell the money's going to come from." "Let me guess. You've spent the entire day trying to squeeze some funds out of the welfare system." "And running up against this snot nosed drone who cares more about his paperwork than he does about people. I mean, for the love of God, she had to feed her children cornflakes for dinner last night!" Phil let Margie go on like that for a few minutes more, nodding and making sympathetic sounds at the appropriate places, knowing that was his role right now. He had learned that his girlfriend just needed to vent her frustrations like this every now and then, and he had long ago given up offering to go back to the office with her and bend somebody's spine to make them see reason. Besides, he had also learned that Margie Dowd was more than capable of handling her own problems. "Okay, it seems like you tried to do things by the book and it didn't work. So what did you finally end up doing?" She smiled, remembering. "You mean after wasting all morning filling out forms and jumping through hoops, and then being told that it would be at least another two weeks before he could cut her a check? I got on the phone with his department supervisor and reminded her who it was that got her a prime parking space right in front of her office when she broke her foot skiing. I also mentioned that now that her leg was all healed, it would be a shame if that parking space went to somebody else. Then I handed the phone over to the drone and let them work it out." Phil laughed, and began rubbing her feet, a sign of his appreciation for her cleverness. He grinned at the look of pure contentment she shot him, and felt again the sense of wonder at what she had brought into his life. It was hard to put into words. Hell, make that impossible! He sure couldn't explain it to his kids, despite the way the girls had tried grilling him on the subject. It wasn't fireworks, or a bolt of lightning, or any of the other euphemisms that people used to describe falling in love. In fact, the closest he could come to naming their relationship was... comfortable. He and Margie fit together, like a single object that had been broken into two pieces, and finally reformed into one whole. It hadn't been that way with his late wife Lupe, at least not in the beginning. When he first laid eyes on the future mother of his children, now that's when he'd seen the skyrockets and felt the lightning strike. Yeah, just like in the movies. But over the years those wild feelings had mellowed, not lessened exactly, but become more distilled. And in the end they had ended up in the same place that he and Margie had started. He didn't compare her and Lupe often, they were just too different on so many levels. Both were strong women, but where Lupe had the quiet, enduring strength of the immovable object, Margie was the irresistible force. More like a force of nature. They had different tastes, different personalities, and came from completely different backgrounds. And yet if they had ever met, he had no doubt they would have been the best of friends. Because in the end, they were just too much alike not to be. * * * "You know, I truly believe that there are no problems in this miserable old world, that can't be made at least a little bit better by the careful application of a plate of manicotti in red sauce." Phil grinned, enjoying the look of pure bliss on Margie's face as she ate. Maybe there were men who actually liked that anorexic basketball player look that passed for beautiful these days. But as for him, give him soft curves and wide, womanly hips any day. "You've been awfully quiet since we sat down. I feel like I've been monopolizing the conversation" Margie put in, her raised eyebrow making the statement an open ended question. Phil nodded, taking a drink of wine as he composed his thoughts. "I figured you might want to wind down a little before I started dumping things on you." "And I appreciate it, love. I think you're right, I did need to get that idiocy out of my system, before I started yelling and throwing things at the waiters. But I'm fine now, and eager to hear what's been happening in your life. So tell me, what's the newest on the kids?" "Oh, well. Let's see. George just picked up another clunker he plans on rebuilding. This one's a T-Bird, so he's pretty jazzed about it. Bobby just put in the papers to attend some sort of architecture clinic this summer. Oh, and Johnny had to get some frets re-glued on Lady Rosa, so he hasn't been able to play for a couple of days. It was driving him nuts, but he's got it back now, so tonight he'll probably—oww!" Margie had dipped a finger into some tomato sauce and flicked it at him. By pure luck it had hit him in the eye, which had caused his outburst. "Serves you right for teasing. Now get to the real stuff, Cameron. What's been happening with Joe and the girls?" Phil grinned, wiping his eye with a napkin, and then proceeded to bring Margie up to date. He had told her over the phone about the vandalism at Joe's house, but nothing since. Now he related the fight with Ray Nestor and Joe's victory over the larger boy, and of how he and the girls had handled his subsequent dislocated shoulder. His obvious pleasure in the three of them showed in the relish with which he told the story, which made Margie smile in turn. He went on to tell about the late night mission he had witnessed, and speculated on what he thought they had done. "So you think they made a, what did you call it? Retaliatory strike, against this Harper boy?" "Uh huh. My money's on the kid's car. They wouldn't do anything to his house, that would bring his parents in on it. And that only leaves his locker at school, and I know damned well they're not going to trespass and damage school property." Margie clucked her tongue, looking closely at him across the table. "You know, it almost sounds as if you approve of this act of major vandalism. In fact, I'd say you're actually proud of those three." Phil gave her a mysterious smile, then took a bite of his chicken Lasagna. He wasn't stalling for time, he was just trying to find the right words to explain a complicated subject. When he found them, his tone turned serious. "Okay, yes, I am proud of the way the girls are handling this situation. I think they're going the extra mile here to help their friend, but I also think they're showing a lot of restraint, doing only what needs to be done to protect Joe, but at the same time not going overboard. Marge, do you really understand what it is we're trying to do for this kid?" She frowned, a dimple appearing between her brows. "I had thought that you were trying to teach him how to fight. And to keep him safe from this Gary Harper until he learns how to defend himself." "Well, you're wrong. There's no way he can defend himself. Not against these guys, anyway." Margie raised her eyebrows and stared at him, obviously surprised. He waited patiently, until she finally nodded at him. "Go on." "Look, Joe is a scrappy kid. He'd grit his teeth and ignore a lot of crap from punks like them at school, but whenever someone actually laid a hand on him, he'd always fight back, even if he knew it'd only make things worse. That's the reason he wasn't picked on a lot more than he was. It just wasn't worth it to these guys, having a victim that might actually get in a shot or two takes all the fun out of it." "Which is why you've been teaching him how to fight. And it's been working, Phil. This boy yesterday...?" "Yeah, Joe kicked his ass, and very publicly, too. He's gotten himself a reputation now, and with a few more lessons I think he could acquit himself well against any single person in that school. But it's not going to be enough against Harper and his two bottom feeders. "Look, the kid's got all the heart in the world, but he's still a shrimp. He's seventeen years old, and he's not even five feet tall, for chrissakes. It would take years of training to make him a match for three opponents at the same time, and they're not going to wait for him to get there. So while me and the boys are teaching him how to fight, the girls are doing their best to teach Harper to keep his hands off of their friend." "And they're doing this by vandalizing his car?" "Yes. After he did the exact same thing to Joe's house, remember? To his home. That's an incredibly personal violation, so the kids had to do something equally personal to him. He knows that if he touches Joe, he'll get his ass kicked. And now he knows that anything else he does to Joe will also come back on him. Cause and effect, Margie. That's the only thing guys like these understand." "Alright, I'll take your word for it, Phil. You seem to know a lot about the way bullies think. But it just seems so, I don't know, petty. Beneath them." Phil shrugged, thinking about a childhood in East L.A. Gang Bangers, wannabes, and crack addicts on every corner. Yeah, you could say he knew something about punks and bullies. "Okay, I know it looks like they're sinking down to his level, but it's the only thing that'll make him back off and leave the poor kid alone. And please don't say that we could always go to the police or complain to his teachers. We both know they can't do anything without proof. And Joe is still too traumatized to even talk about almost getting raped in that bathroom last week, never mind pressing charges." Margie took in a slow breath and lay down her fork. "I never told you about that, Phil." "And neither did the girls. You've all been very careful to respect his rights on this subject. But I'm not an idiot, Marge, and I've spent the last five months living with an abuse victim. I know that haunted look. It wasn't that much of a stretch, not after that first night." Her lips twisted at the corner wryly. She picked up her glass and raised it in a toast. "You've got a very sharp eye, Mr. Cameron. And a close mouth, which is very important in these kinds of situations. Joe is doing a lot better, but he's still very fragile, you know. On some subjects you still have to handle him with kid gloves." "Yeah, I know. We had the whole family going to a therapist when Becka first got here, just so we'd know what to expect. No pressure, no judging. None of us are going to push the kid, we'll wait for him to open up on his own." "Good. And I know at times it may not sound like it, Phil, but I do have the utmost confidence in you and the girls. Despite the rather, um, unusual social dynamic, I really think your family is one of the most stable and loving ones I've ever met. I know that Joe is in good hands with you and your family." " `Unusual social dynamic', huh? Is that another way of saying that the girls are both gay?" "Oh, much more than that." Margie's voice slowed to a playful drawl, as she picked up a breadstick and slowly rolled it in the manicotti sauce on her plate. She avoided his gaze, staring out at the increasing noon time crowd in the restaurant, as she brought the red coated tip up to equally red lips. Phil found his attention split between her words and that breadstick, and the excruciatingly slow way that Margie was chewing on it. There seemed to be a lot more tongue and lip action than the simple act required. He watched, mesmerized, until she could continue the conversation. "Just look at it, Phil. You accepted complete responsibility, both legal and financial, for a girl you'd only known for what, two or three weeks? Not only did you take in your teenage daughter's lesbian lover, but then you adopted her, too. It is a very, very rare man who could have been that understanding and generous." Phil shifted in his seat, uncomfortable with all the high praise. And the subject matter was one that had always made him feel somewhat uneasy, too. "Dammit, everybody keeps saying that. Talking like I'm some sort of saint, acting like taking Becka in was such a hardship. Well, hell, it wasn't! Like Johnny once said, Becka was the best thing to happen to this family since Lupe passed." He frowned, fiddling with his wine glass, trying to find just the right words. He knew Margie wasn't bothered hearing him talk about Lupe, anymore than he minded her reminiscing about her late husband Hiram. But this was looking at something he didn't normally even think about, something he knew and accepted deep inside his bones, so deep that he had never had to drag it out and examine it before. "I don't have to tell you about the big hole that was left inside of us all when Lupe died, I know you felt the same when you lost Hiram. I guess that for the next three and a half years we used building the house to try filling in that hole. The house was Lupe's big dream, and I think that to us getting it built was some sort of tribute to her. To her memory. But then it was all done and we moved in, but the hole was still there." "And then Becka came along and filled it." She said the words softly, reaching across the table to lightly touch his hand. He paused, turned his palm upwards to wrap his fingers around hers and squeezed gently. When he answered her his voice was starting to hoarsen with emotion. "Yeah. Yeah, she sure did. We all fell in love with her. Johnny sure as hell hit it right on the nail with that." "And the sexual relationship between her and Gia? How do you handle that?" Phil snorted, shaking his head in dry amusement that she knew was directed mostly at himself. "Okay, you've got me there. I still get a little uncomfortable at times thinking about that, seeing them kissing and cuddling and stuff. Not to mention that time I caught them making out on the couch! I had to go back to the therapist for that one. It's embarrassing. But you know what makes it all alright? "It's that, that `thing' they do. That spooky psychic thing, where they seem to read each other's minds. I've seen Becka pick up the phone before it rings, already knowing that it's Gia calling for her. And I once saw Gia grab her wrist and cry out while we were fixing dinner, at the exact same time Becka burned herself on a muffler back at the shop. "I know what that's like. Lupe and I used to be inside each other's heads like that, but it wasn't until we'd been married for at least ten years. So uncomfortable or not, there's no way I can doubt that those two are in love, or that they belong together. And no way am I going to buck that." He was shaking his head at the wonder of it all, and Margie felt something well up inside of her. It was a warm emotion, something that started in her chest and spread out, filling her and making her eyes mist. Sometimes it hit her like that, the almost overwhelming realization of just how much she was coming to love him. "Phil Cameron, you are a very unique and special man," she said suddenly, impulsively. He looked at her, one eyebrow quirking upwards in surprise, an amused smile tugging at the corner of his lips. "Is that right?" "Just thinking about it makes me hot." Now both eyebrows were raised, making her laugh at the expression on his face. She picked up another breadstick and did her little oral trick again, but this time she looked him directly in the eye while doing it. A sheen of sweat broke out on Phil's forehead, as she gave him a look that was now all promise and no tease. * * * For Joe, that morning at school was a series of constantly changing highs and lows. When Becka or Gia could, they escorted him to and from his classes, and at that time what he felt was good. Knowing he was safe with them he could indulge himself by wallowing in last night's triumph, and feel again that rush of pride and self confidence. But when they couldn't be there to cover his back, the enormity of what they had done began to gnaw at him, stealing away that hard won core of belief a tiny piece at a time. He found himself practicing every trick of survival and avoidance he had perfected over the last three years, staying away from his locker, traveling only in crowds, taking alternate routes to his classes that kept him from being alone. He was constantly scanning the hallways for Harper, Ingles, or Hooker, but never caught so much as a glimpse of them. By the time lunch period had come around, the scent of his own sweat had grown rank in his nose. "Yo, Dude! We over here!" Standing up and waving at him was Milo, a huge grin pasted across his face. Joe saw his friend was seated with the rest of the D&D Kings, and quickly wormed his way there through the crowded cafeteria. But he stopped, startled, when he saw who else was sitting there. Justine and Kelly. And Sammie Waters. He blinked, then noticed for the first time how the Kings were fairly hopping in their seats, and almost burst out laughing. They had girls sitting at their table, and two of them were cheerleaders! Joe could almost see the waves of puppy dog ecstasy radiating off of them. He could understand the way they were feeling, though. When Sammie pulled out a chair next to hers he kind of felt like wagging his own tail. He plopped down in the proffered seat and set his bagged lunch on the table and grinned at her, feeling the knot at the back of his neck dissolve like ice in August. "Hey." "Hey yourself," she smiled back in greeting, and he thought he saw a twinkle that set something fluttering in his belly. With pretended nonchalance he nodded at the other two girls, who had returned to an animated conversation with the Kings. If you could call it a conversation. Justine and Kelly were espousing enthusiastically and at high speed about the latest gossip going around Roosevelt, while his friends were smiling and nodding, and making just enough appropriate comments at all the right places. As usual, he thought, the D&D Kings had a firm grasp of how to play the game. "So where are the sisters at?" he asked, looking around. He didn't think the question was particularly funny, so he looked at Sammie curiously when she covered her mouth and started to giggle. "What?" "Becka, umm, Becka's in line to get chili dogs. She's getting two trays because Gia's going to be late. She got sent to the principals' office." Joe felt his eyes widen. "Gia? What, what happened?" "Her last class was Advanced American Government, and Kenny Swenson had the same class, so he told us all about it. She and Mrs. Stickley got into this big argument in front of everybody, something about old English common law, versus the Code of Hamurabi. The Stick finally had enough, and sent her to the office for disrupting the class. But it sounds like the real reason was because Gia pulled out her text book and proved the old bat was wrong. She should have known not to challenge our girl on anything about the law. Gia wants to be a lawyer, you know." "Yeah, that sounds like her, alright," Joe grinned. "She told me she and Becka were going to USC next year." "That's right, the both of them. Gia's already got a lock on a scholarship, she's been an A student since, like, her whole life. And if Becka doesn't get an art scholarship there it doesn't really matter. She inherits all that money when she turns eighteen, so she can afford to go anyplace she wants to." Joe blinked, surprised. Inherit what money? Didn't Milo tell him that Becka was an orphan when the Camerons adopted her, and her step father had been some sort of drug dealer that she sent to prison? So what...? But Sammie had already passed the subject by and was chattering on about something else, so he dropped it. It was a lot more fun talking to her, rather than speculating on Becka's family business. And it was fun being with Sammie Waters. She was smart, and funny, with a sardonic sense of humor that matched his own, and he liked watching her when she talked. She had a habit of looking at you out of the corner of one eye when she was making one of her wry observations, sometimes peaking through an errant lock of hair. Her long hair wasn't just brown, he saw, it was actually several colors all blended into one, with shades of red and wheat and honey, making highlights that seemed to dance in the sunlight when you looked closely. Her lips were full and pink, even without lipstick, and bow shaped. They covered teeth that were as white and shiny as wet pearls. He imagined how soft they would be, how they would taste if he were ever to— "FAGGOT!" The moment shattered like a mirror, as Joe felt the blow on the back of his head that sent him snapping forward in his seat. Bright bursts of light blinded him for several precious seconds, preventing him from reacting. He blinked, and found the hulking figure of Ron Hooker looming over him. His big knuckled hand was on the back of Joe's neck, squeezing, putting pressure on his shoulders and forcing his face down toward the table. Other than the blood that was suddenly pounding in his ears, the whole table had gone silent, to be broken by the sound of Matt Ingles' inane giggle. Hooker stuck his mouth right up to Joe's ear and hissed into it, his voice heavy with menace. "You stupid little fuck. Gary had to take the day off to get his wheels repainted. That means a whole fucking day when we don't do any business. So you owe me and Matt, fag. So how you gonna pay us back, huh? Maybe I should take it out of your fucking hide, huh? Huh, fag?" "Damn you, Ronnie, you leave him alone!" he heard Sammie snap, and felt a flash of pure shame. To have this happen now, in front of his friends, in front of her... Joe struggled, but it was no use, Hooker was too strong and had all the leverage on his side. He felt like he was burning, with a heat that was a building pressure. Once again emotions were roiling inside of him, and yet none of them was fear, not this time. Maybe he was still afraid of Gary Harper, but that bastard wasn't here. Harper was some kind of evil, but Ingles and Hooker were just two assholes who couldn't tie their own shoes without someone to show them how. They were big, and they were vicious, but they couldn't make him quake in his sneakers the way that Harper could. Joe felt no fear. He felt rage. Milo had popped up out of his chair and was bouncing on the balls of his feet, powered by a burst of pre-combat adrenaline. Harper's two apes had appeared out of nowhere, and the blond dude with the `Evil Dead II' T-shirt was already trying to grind Joe's face into the table before they'd even known they was there. The other dude, the one who giggled and liked to dress like some sort of white gangsta wannabe, was standing to the side and smirking at then, daring him and the rest of the table to try and interfere. Milo thought the damn fool looked ridiculous, with his muscle shirt and his baggy pants hanging almost off his hips and showing off his drawers. Who'd he think he was, anyway, Eminem? That look hadn't been cool for five years, and it had never looked good on this rat faced fool. Milo was still dancing around, ready to go to the aid of his friend. But when he tried to step up that fucking poser just straight armed him in the chest, almost knocking him off his feet. "Stay outta this, geek." His little pig eyes were glinting as he said it, and although Milo sure as shit wasn't afraid of a beating, he also knew that he wouldn't do his friend any good lying on the ground spitting up blood, either. Joe looked helpless. Hooker had caught him good, and as long as he stood above him like that he had him pinned. Milo could see his short sized friend already struggling just to keep his nose from becoming part of the Formica. The Kings still sat where they had been, looking undecided, and Milo figured he couldn't count on them. They was a great bunch to have on your side for a game of Quake or Grande Turismo, but they weren't worth shit if it came to a real fight. Come to think of it, neither was he. But Joe's new girlfriend was something else, man. She was spitting and growling at Hooker like a wet cat, and her two friends was giving him some major mouth, too. Milo suddenly felt shamed, seeing these three girls defending his amigo, while he stood there and watched like a freaking whipped dog. Hell with it. "Shit, man, look what she's doing to `em!" he cried, pointing. And when like the fool he was Ingles whirled around to see, Milo darted forward, grabbed those stupid baggy pants, and pulled them down around his ankles. Ingles squawked and tried to move, only to get his feet tangled up. He stumbled and fell forward, catching himself with his hands, but before he could right himself a pudgy hand reached out and clamped onto the back of is neck in a copy of the same hold that Ingles' partner was using on Joe. Artie Julian, the King-of-the-Kings, held him steady in that position while he shouted, "Go for the field goal, Milo!" Milo grinned, took a step forward and kicked Ingles' upraised buttocks hard, sending him sprawling forward across the floor and into the back of Ronnie Hookers' leg. "Dude, I have always wanted to do that!" Milo shouted, pumping his fist into the air and whooping like a Knicks fan at tip off. Joe could hear Sammie and the girls yelling at Hooker, and could hear him spitting threats and curses right back at them, although the pounding at the base of his skull kept him from knowing the exact words. He gritted his teeth and strained against the table, and instantly felt it when his captor jerked and his grip suddenly loosened. Instantly Joe shot his fist straight up and swept his arm backwards, knocking Hookers' arm away and freeing himself. At the same time he made a fist with his other hand, with the thumb rigid and extended, as if he were going to press a button. And then he twisted in his seat and jammed that thumb right into Ron Hookers' throat, just like Becka had taught him. Hooker reeled back, choking, but Milo didn't give him any time to recover. Instead he snatched Sammie's tray from the table and slammed its contents into Hookers' face. Food, napkins, and a twenty ounce fountain soda drenched the other boy, and just for good measure Joe hit him with the tray a couple times more. When Hooker tried to backpedal away, Joe leaped to his feet with a roar and sprang on him, bearing him to the ground under a flurry of wild punches. He felt nothing but the white hot rush, knew only the need to pound and hurt and rend the object of his rage. A heavy weight suddenly slammed into Joe, knocking the wind from his lungs and bearing him down. Another weight hit, and then another, smashing him down. A red darkness began to form at the corner of his eyes, even as he tried to throw one last punch into Ronnie Hookers' face. * * * Principal John Garrett looked out at the battered group of students assembled before him, sighed, and thought about taking an aspirin for the headache he knew he was about to have. There were so many of them that they had completely crowded him out of his office, and so for the first time in his career he had had to move this into the teachers' lounge. He looked at the crowd of youthful, somewhat battered faces before him, and silently counted. Twelve. Twelve students, all involved in the same altercation in the cafeteria. It seemed that the vice principal's description of the incident hadn't been so far from the truth after all. He had called it a riot. Garrett shook his head, and silently counted the months until his retirement. The expressions on the faces before him, as much as the way they had grouped themselves, separated the errant students into three distinct groups. Hooker and Ingles, long time trouble makers who had been before him many times before, were looking even more sullen than they usually did. Also considerably more bruised. Ron Hooker had a bloody nose and what would most likely be at least one black eye by tomorrow morning, and from the way Matt Ingles kept poking his finger into his mouth he probably had a loose tooth as well. Not to mention the painful way he kept shifting in his chair. The second group, by far the largest, consisted of four of his top students, two cheerleaders, and the editor of the student paper. And also a small boy who he had never seen before, around whom the others seemed to have instinctively clustered in a protective manner. Their expressions were defiant, and not in the least bit cowed at being brought before him like this. Even without their past records to go by, the differing attitudes between the two groups would have told him who was at fault here. Garrett looked at the final two students facing him and wasn't sure if he was surprised by their presence or not. Becka Jackson had been before him many times in the past four years, mostly for fighting and disruptive behavior, although that had tapered off greatly this last year since her adoption into the Cameron family. She was a celebrity now at Roosevelt High, and along with her newly adopted sister Gia they were two of the few openly gay students here (and Garrett didn't care to look too closely at that relationship!) They had both been in his office before, but that had usually been for championing some cause of for defending another student from the likes of people like Mr. Hooker and Mr. Ingles. They were here, and yet the surprising thing was that they seemed to be the only ones who weren't involved in the actual fighting. They also seemed to be extremely amused by the whole situation. "We didn't do nothin', we were just talking to the guy," Matt Ingles was whining again, which set most of the second group into a furious shouting match. Garrett winced, then picked up the text book he had brought and slammed it down on the table, a technique for getting attention that he had developed years ago. As usual it worked, and for the moment at least blessed silence fell on the crowded room. "Thank you," he said, sarcastically. "And I'm afraid, Mr. Ingles, that the weight of evidence is against you. It's obvious that you and Mr. Hooker tried your usual strong arm tactics against Mr., ahh, Mr. Munson here. Only you were foolish enough to do it in front of his friends. In my opinion, you both got exactly what you deserved. "But I am still puzzled about you two, Miss Cameron and Miss Jackson. I know you weren't involved, Gia, because you were with me at the time. So what exactly are you doing here?" The petite girl, whose looks he knew were very deceptive, shrugged and cast her wide, innocent eyes on him. "Mr. Garrett, I saw my beloved sister here, and all of our friends being brought into the office. I mean, where else would I go? Besides, you didn't tell me I couldn't." She stared at him with the confidence of someone whose logic was unassailable. Garrett snorted and turned to the other girl. "And you, Miss Jackson? I understand that you weren't even involved in the fight. So why are you here today?" "Hey, Mr. Garrett, I'm a witness. Well, sort of." "Sort of. And just what did you `sort of' witness, Becka? Did you see the altercation between Misters Munson, Hooker and Ingles that started that little free-for-all?" Becka looked embarrassed at that. "Umm, no. I was in line for chili dogs. But I heard all the noise, and I looked up in time to see the fight." "I see. From clear across the room you saw the fight. And just how much of it did you see?" "Well, I saw everybody dog piling on top of each other in front of our tables. And I heard Kenny here shouting `Viromir! Viromir!' at the top of his lungs." Kenny Washburn swelled his sallow little chest and said, proudly, "That's my D&D characters' battle cry. He's a hill barbarian, and a bandit." Garrett had to close his eyes for a moment, even as Becka continued. "Yeah, anyway. Everybody was throwing themselves on top of the dog pile. Art, Milo, even Sammie here. And then Justine," she paused, grinning at the red haired girl in the second group. " Justine climbs up on the table, takes two running steps, and swan dives on top of the pile! Way to go, Wonder Woman!" She and the cheerleader paused to exchange high fives. Forty seven months, Garrett thought, fighting the headache that was now definitely here. Forty seven months until retirement. "That will be enough, Miss Jackson. Apparently you have nothing to add to this inquiry, and are along for the same reason that your sister is. Which means that you have no valid excuse for missing class this period, a fact we will discuss as soon as I am finished here. Now as for the rest of you... "It appears Mr. Hooker and Mr. Ingles first started the altercation, and that the actions of Mr. Munson and his friends were in the form of self defense. However, since there where teachers present and you therefore had the option of calling on them for help, you all own some share of the responsibility here. Everyone but Joe, that is, who was immobilized and did not have that option. The rest of you will therefore be joining us for detention every night after school for the rest of the week." There was an immediate outburst of protest from the second group, which Garrett ignored. But Hooker and Ingles were all too obviously smirking, which he most definitely wasn't going to let pass. "But Mr. Hooker and Mr. Ingles, you instigated this little mess in the first place. You will therefore be reporting to detention not only this week, but all of next week, too." The two miscreants started to protest, at which Garrett leaned forward and asked, "Two weeks, gentlemen. Would you care to try for three? I thought not. Now, Mr. Munson you seem to be favoring your arm. Do you need to see the nurse?" "Uh, nossir. I sprained it the other day, and I think the fight just made it worse. I'll be fine by tomorrow." "I see. Do you want to go home, then? I could call one of your parents to come pick you up. You probably need to change your shirt, anyway." The boys' shirt was pretty badly torn, and in fact it had only one button remaining. "Um, my parents are dead, sir. I live with my Aunt Mattie, and she's out of town this week. I'm staying with Becka and Gia's family right now." "I could drive him home, Mr. Garrett. I've only got study hall this period. `Course, you'd have to write me an excuse for missing class." Becka was grinning at him, the kind of grin that inevitably made him feel very old and tired. Forty seven months. (continued)