Hey Mickie, Hey Mickie - Episode 27 "Pynsey...Lanettiere"

Written by: TVM (mrtvm@mrtvm.com)

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"You done talking to your new girlfriend?" Laney asked pointedly as I had literally just closed my phone from talking with Raegan.

"Not my new girlfriend and what is your problem?"

"You love Mickie and it's wrong the way you did her" Laney said.

"Yeh and she chose Marty over me and how do I know she didn't really sleep with that whore Marty?"

"Yeh Marty's trouble alright" Laney said.

"Raegan is nice though and she didn't..."

"She didn't try to get you to fall in love with her I know" Laney said as the car stopped and Purvis got out as Laney practically kicked her door open and slid out. I crawled after her and getting out as well. "I don't wanna hear it."

"She hasn't done anything to you" I said as I followed her to the back of the car where Purvis was getting the luggage out for us. "Why do you hate her?"

"I got it Purvis, you've got a bad back and don't need to be lifting these" Laney said to him and then fired at me without so much as a look, "I don't hate her, I can't stand the way she's got you snowed."

"Yes Miss" Purvis said as he tipped his cap and walked off up the front walk.

"Snowed? What the hell?" I asked and grabbed Laney's arm and making her look at me. "You don't know a damn thing about her and you never bothered to ask before you launch into bitch mode."

"And you don't know a damn thing about her either my girl" Laney fired back. "She's hot and you lose your hormones over her."

"So she's hot and that means I can't control my hormones?" I asked. "Who was the one who laid a virgin five minutes after meeting her huh?"

"OH god please, you screwed Mickie for the first time and then let those sluts Maria and Lynsey tag team you ten minutes later" Laney said. "That's just a tad bit worse."

"You lost you're virginity to Sammi and Jeff, do you remember that?" I asked pointedly. "Now who's the slut?"

"I wasn't a virgin when I did that" She said as my bottom lip dropped open.


"Serious" She said. "You had just moved to Cleveland and I was lonely and it just happened. He was a loser."

"You never told me"

"You were living in Cleveland" She said. "Sorry I didn't tell you, but...I was lonely."

"And now you're not" I said as the anger from the just concluded fight faded into the past. I hugged her and she hugged me back. "I'm sorry."

"I love you my girl" She said as her forehead touched mine. "I'm sorry too."

"I just wish you would give Raegan a chance and let me figure this out" I said in a whisper. "This is sooo important to me."

"When we get back to Cleveland I'll chill out for a while" She said as I smiled. "I just got a weird feeling about her."

"Good cause I trust your weird feelings" I said as she smiled. Neither of us hearing the front door open and the slow patter of foot steps coming down the walk to the car. "I love you too."

"Coolest thing ever" Laney said as I smiled.

"Welcome home Granddaughter of mine, you two gonna bother coming in?"

"Huh?" We both asked at the same time as we looked and were shocked at who we was standing at the top of the few steps leading to the walk. Grandpa Hal, a very much alive and apparently healthy Grandpa Hal.

"Grandpa!" We both squealed and charged up the steps and hugged him. He wrapped both of us in his big strong arms and held us. Hugging me as tight as Laney I thought even though he was in reality not my Grandpa (who by the way has long since passed on).

"You don't look near death" Laney said with a huge relieved smile as she looked up at him.

"Well if you had seen me just a few days past you might have thought otherwise" Hal commented. "And what was that loud screaming match about?"

"Laney being thick headed" I said as she grinned and pushed my shoulder. "Stop that."

"Don't believe her Grandpa she's making it up" Laney said as I groaned and pushed her back.

"Stop!" He said and dividing us with ease and holding us apart. "What's really going on?"

"It's really complicated" I said. "Laney wants me to do one thing and I'm sooo confused right now and don't know what I want."

"Elaine you know it's not right to impose your will on other people" Hal said firmly.

"I'm not, I want her to be happy and she's making a mistake" Laney fired back.

"YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!" I screamed in frustration. "You...don't."

"Is this over a boy that both of you like?" Hal asked as both Laney and me looked at him.

"A boy?" I asked and looked to Laney and asked, "You haven't told him about Jessie?"

"Nooo" Laney said and looking down and I knew that Laney hadn't told Hal about a lot of things including the most important person in her life currently (besides me), Jessie.

"Jessie? A new boyfriend?" Hal asked with some hope in his voice. I hoped this wasn't gonna end up like I thought it was going too, Viera 2.0.

"Try girlfriend" I replied as Laney literally glared at me. "What? You might as well tell him he was gonna find out."

"I should tell him not you" Laney said.

"Big city influence much?" Hal asked calmly as we both looked at him.

"Nooo" Laney said. "I had a girl who lived here first, you remember Samantha?"

"Sweet girl, troublemaker" Hal said.

"Yeh that'd be her" Laney said. Me now feeling awful about letting the cat out of the bag. "She followed me to Cleveland and things got weird."

"We have some...take it lots of catching up to do and I intend to" Hal said and turned to walk towards the house.

"We'll be up in a minute Grandpa" Laney said as I refused to look at either of them. I swear I felt like crying.

"Girls and their emotions" Hal said with a hearty laugh as he disappeared up the walk and back into the house.

"I'm sooo sorry" I said, Laney simply hugging me. "You don't hate me?"

"Of course I do" Laney said. I looked at her as she stuck her tongue out. "You ever do that again, you and me...?"


"Are gonna fight like bitches in heat"

"MMMMMMM bitches in heat" I said as she blushed and walked off as I laughed. Me doing something then that has become norm for us, I ran after her and smacked her right on the ass with a stinging thud. She jumped and squealed as she turned and looked at me in shock. "That hurt?"

"I know, it was supposed too" She replied as I backed away slowly with a smile on my face. "You're ass is mine."

"MMMMMMMMM baby" I moaned in a giggle as she chased me across the yard in a dead sprint. Some things never change and I pray that this never does.

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"The washer is broke" I announced as I came into the living room and stopped and took a moment admiring the girl I love in a thong. She had her back to the mirror trying to see if it made her butt look big. It made me wanna jump her. "WOW baby."

"What?" Maria asked.

"I loooove you in that thong" I said.

"No about the washer?"

"Broke, unless we've got a power outage in the utility room" I said as Maria grinned and pulled her shorts back up. "Why don't I get a touch?"

"Later baby" Maria said in a coo before kissing me. "Laundry first, my psycho Mom is coming over later to pick me up and..."

"I dress like a bum but you like clean clothes" I said as she rolled her eyes.

"Don't start a fight please? I apologized for that already" She said and taking my hand as she pulled me closer and kissed me again. "Help me take it down to the laundry room?"

"Why do we have to take the whole machine?" I asked as she gave me a look as if to say 'you think you're funny and you're not'. I laughed as she took my hand and pulled me along to the utility room and the mass of laundry that was piled up in the floor. Despite my best efforts it had continued to mount and now with the breaking of the washing machine we were in for it. Lugging 7 baskets full of laundry down three sets of stairs to the laundry room in the basement of our apartment building is back breaking to say the least.

Soooo an hour later I was sitting alone on a milk crate in the center of the laundry room and flipping through a magazine as all ten washing machines pumped away. 6 of them with mine and Maria's laundry and the other 4 with our nosey downstairs neighbor, Ms. Chan.

"Hi Ms. Chan" I said as she came into the room vith a set of worn out looking baskets in her arms.

"Hello Lynsey" She said rather stiffly. "I don't see you down here often."

"Maria's washer broke" I commented and going back to looking at my magazine, figuring that would be the extent of the conversation. A silence looming and as I happened to look back up I caught her looking at me intently. "What?"

"My daughter has come to live with me" She blurted out. "She's sixteen, restless and just coming out of a private girls school."

"So she's young and restless?" I asked with my best goofy grin. Ms. Chan sighing and giving me a sly smile. I'll take that.

"She's in need of friends and I was wondering..." Ms. Chan said before trailing off.

"Is she gonna be going to school here now?"

"Why yes she is"

"I wouldn't mind giving her the campus tour and all" I said and looking back and seeing a girl walk in that would make my girlfriends "fake cock" hard. She was holla! hot and looked a lot like Ms. Chan too. I jumped up as she smiled at me confidently and sat down a basket full of laundry by Ms. Chan. Ohmigod she was freakin hot and even in the dark light of the basement laundry room you could tell that. I was almost drooling as I figured out this must be Ms. Chan daughter. Explaining, partially, why my opening greeting came out the way it did, "Hi I'm Pynsey Lanettiere."

"Nice to meet you Pynsey" The Girl said with a smile as I blushed. "I'm Rae."

"Pynsey?" Ms. Chan repeated as I groaned silently.

"Lynsey...Panettiere" I said slowly and shook her hand as she smiled at me.

"Anyway, this is my daughter and if I'm not mistaken you two are about the same age" Ms. Chan said.

"Ohhhh Mom...ummmmm...someone called before I came down" Rae said. "Something about the PTA?"

"I better call her back, that nosey Ms. Logan is no doubt who it was" Ms. Chan said before leaving in a rush still talking to herself. Rae looking to make sure she had left and returned her attention to me.

"My Mom bug you about being my friend?"

"Yeh" I said as we both enjoyed a laugh. "But I don't mind, it can be scary to move to a place you've never lived in before."

"No, no I grew up here but Mom sent me away to school when I was 12" Rae said. "Good to be back though."

"Private School?"

"Mmmmm-hmmmm" She said as she pulled up a chair and sat down opposite me as I took my seat back on the crate. "Mintzler Prep in Minnesota."

"Long way from Cleveland"

"Tell me about it" She said.

"So is it true what they say about private schools?" I asked. She gave me a confused look. "Lesbian breeding ground?"

"Wouldn't you like it if it was" She said and gave me a knowing smile as if she knew more about me then I did about her.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Word is around the building that you have a girlfriend" She said as I blushed and hoped she didn't have a problem with it. I simply shrugged my shoulders and nodded to confirm it. "Cool, Maria the girl you're always with?"

"Yeh she's my girlfriend, why?" I asked.

"Just...you know...curious" Rae said in a way that suggested a lot more than actually came out in the words.

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"HEY MICK, PHONE CALL" Jessie said as she pounded on my door. I had actually just laid down for an afternoon nap and was about to drift off when the phone rang. Hoping it was Taylor but knowing it wasn't and figuring it was somehow bad news for me. I would end up being very surpised as I took the phone from Jessie a few moments later.



"Yeh who's this?"

"Darcy Mulder? You know the alien baby?" She asked as I grinned and wondered how she got my home number. "Can you do me a favor?"


"I need a ride to the Animal Clinic"

"What happened?" I asked as a fit of worry crashed through my stomach thinking her poor dog or cat was sick.

"It's my rooster" Darcy said. "He needs his air breaks adjusted."

"Ohmigod" I said as I started to laugh so hard my sides hurt at the stupidity of that answer. "You're nuts."

"Four out of five psychologists would agree to that" She said as I smiled. "You busy? Let's go do something."

"First how did you get my number?"

"You're book bag, duh" Darcy said as I blushed. "Are you still thinking I'm stalking you? Cause if I was I'd be terrible at it."

"Rooster needs his air breaks adjusted" I repeated as I again laughed at that one. She laughed. "Yeh why not, I got nothing better to do. Be over in a few, k?"

"I'll have Henry all ready"


"My rooster" She said and started to laugh before I groaned and hung up on her. The phone ringing again just a moment later as I passed Dad and Mom in the hallway and both stopped. Me putting the phone back to my ear.


"Mickie?" Marty asked as I sighed.


"I'm crashing with some new friends of mine and I'm wondering if you can bring my stuff over here?" She asked. "My CD's and MP3 player?"


"It's right down from Taylor's place, the Marvel's?"

"What scam you running this time?" I blurted out as Mom and Dad gave me a worried look. "Forget it, I don't care but you listen to me Martina you rip Alex and Mavis off your ass is going to jail."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me pill head" I said. "I'll bring your crap over and have a talk with Alex and let him know what the hell he's getting himself into."

"Fine, bye" Marty said as I clicked the off button on the phone and my rage erupted.

"FUCK YOU WHORE" I screamed at the back of the phone.

"Calm down Mick, it's over you don't have to do anything else for her" Dad said as I hugged him.

"I'm taking her stuff to her is all and then I'm done with her" I said.

"Sweetheart why bother?" Mom asked.

"Mom I'm a big girl I can handle this" I said as I hugged her too. "I need to handle stuff like this myself and get it over with. Besides that little snake is staying with Mavis Marvel, and Mavis is a really sweet person and way to trusting. I don't wanna see Marty rip her off."

"Want me to go with you?" Mom asked.

"No, I'm gonna stop and pick up a friend of mine and go cruising or something" I said as I showed them my keys. "Ok?"

"Wait, here" Dad said as he handed me a cell phone with my name emblazoned on it. "For my peace of mind."


"Uh huh, I got all four of us one and we're all on the same plan and don't go using all those minutes on calling Taylor" Dad said.

"No need to worry Dad" I said. "If she don't wanna be with me then I don't have to worry about chasing her."

"Mick you love that girl like crazy" Mom said. "Why are you so ready to give up."

"Because I'm hurting enough already" I said. "Who knows maybe I'll find someone that will actually be true to me."

"She cheated on you?" Dad asked.

"As good as" I said as I showed the phone as a silent way of saying thanks and walked off. A few moments later I drove off and got half way cross town before I realized I needed to pick up Darcy. This is actually a good thing I told myself, she can at least get me to laugh no matter how crappy I feel. The Rooster joke from earlier again giving me a case of the giggles as I turned the corner and saw her gliding down the sidewalk on her board towards me and looking hot. She still had those baggie jeans and a Harley ski cap but now she was sporting a cut off Cleveland Browns jersey that showed off a flat stomach and...WOW. I stopped as she did and leaned out the window. "Wassup?"

"Wassup" She said in return, tongue hanging out ALA those old Bud light commercials. "You really musta been worried 'bout my rooster to get here this quick."

"Get in" I said as she grinned and opened my back door and tossed her board in before she dove in herself and crashed to the floorboard as she pulled the door closed with her foot.

"Their after me get me out of here" She said in a realistic panic. "Floor it."

"Who's after you?" I asked.

"The FEDS, they found out about me being an Alien baby" She said as I rolled my eyes and turned back around as she laughed. She giggled as she crawled over the backseat and into the front beside me as I drove off.

"You act like an Alien baby" I said as she grinned. "At least you got me laughing."

"Having a tough day?" She asked as I shrugged. "Why I called, and the fact that I'm hot for your body."

"Lesbian huh?"

"Uh huh, for 3 days now" She said as she stuck her tongue and got me (again) to laugh. "Really I was just bored out of my mind and you seem like you don't have a lot of friends, sooo..."

"You have a mind?" I asked as she laughed. "Could have fooled me."

"Bite me" She said as she looked ahead at the road. "Where you taking me anyway? Some dark place where you can have your way with me?"

"Taking the last of my ex girlfriend's shit to her" I said. "Won't take but a few minutes. Then we can do...whatever."

"Yeh...whatever sounds good to me" She said. A few minutes I turned one last time and came up on the Marvel's place and found the place a beehive of activity. Lumber, drywall and a number of other things laying around the front yard and being sorted into piles by Marty and Sammi. Both looking hot I might add. Darcy got out as I stopped and turned the car off before I could say anything. Sammi and Marty coming to meet us by the car. Marty giving my new friend a seriously weird look.

"Here's your shit" I said after having retrieved it from the backseat and shoved it into Marty's hands. "Everything I could find is there and if it's not I'm keeping it and I don't wanna hear your big mouth."

"Where's my MP3 player?" She asked with a bitter tone as Sammi offered a sweet smile towards Darcy. The MP3 player in question was the one I had bought Marty for Christmas just a year or so ago. So seeing her do what she did a few moments later almost made me cry. I reached into the box and pulled out the player and showed it to her. "Good."

"Thanks" Sammi chirped as Marty handed it to her. "This is nice and you're just giving it to me?"

"Yep" Marty said as my heart skipped a beat and I felt like crying. "Not like it means anything to me anymore."

"I bought you that for christmas" I said as Marty gave me a dirty look.

"So?" She asked as Sammi dropped it back in the box. "What's up why did you do that?"

"I'm not helping you hurt Mickie" Sammi said.

"She hurt me too" Marty said in her best 'at least I'm not...' voice.

"Big deal, take your stuff like a grown up and deal with her without trying to hurt her" Sammi said.

"Blondy I like you already" Darcy said as Sammi looked back and smiled. Marty again giving Darcy a dirty look that spoke volumes. "That is such a cool way to think about things."

"I was sorta of raised that way" Sammi said. "Thanks. I'm Sammi."

"Darcy, Darcy Mulder, Mickie's new toy" Darcy said with a dorky smile as Sammi laughed. Alex and Ryan coming out of the basement and looking to be covered in sweat, saw dust and a number of other things as they joined us.

"Why don't you stay out of this butch dyke" Marty spat at Darcy.

"I'm the butch dyke? Marty you the one who's had half of the school in your bed sweet cheeks" Darcy said as I laughed. "I'm straight and very comfortable being that way, also a virgin, which is more than I can say for you."

"Oh I'm so sure" Marty said. "Mickie loves the virgins huh Mick? You bed this whore yet?"

"You're like a door knob Marty, everyone gets a turn" Darcy said. Marty watching me for a sign of tears but...they just didn't come this time. "Did you hear me door knob girl?"

"Shut up" Alex said as he crossed in between us. "Martina I will not hear one more word out of your mouth about Mickie."

"But..." Martry stammered.

"I mean it, we are going out of our way to make you welcome here and you are going to adjust your attitude or hit the road" Alex said. "You heard what Grandma said."

"Out of your way?" I asked.

"Marty came into some money and to make a long story short we needed it and worked out a deal with her" Alex said. "She rents the basement out from Grandma and works with Sammi at the Seven-Eleven."

"Do you know who you're dealing with?"

"I do" Alex said. "We had a long conversation about just that topic."

"See she's trying to start shit with me now" Marty whined.

"Martina go inside" Alex demanded.

"You don't tell me what to do" Marty said.

"Then we will and you can stay out here until you can play well with others" Alex said as if he were scolding a five year little girl. Marty growled at him as she stormed off.

"I'll talk to her" Ryan volunteered as he walked off after Marty.

"Hey Big Al, what about a break and some video games?" Sammi asked as she hopped on Alex's back and he picked up her piggy back style. "Mickie's here and all."

"Mick?" Alex asked me. Knowing he wanted to beat me worse (at something) than anything else.

"I better not..."

"Got any Tony Hawk games?" Darcy asked.

"He's got every one ever made" Sammi commented, girl has an adorable smile. "Why you like boarding?"

"Got my board in the car" Darcy said.

"Cool, teach me?" Sammi asked with the excitement of a five year old. She slipped off Alex's back and walked off with Darcy towards my car. The two already chatting like old friends.

"Stay for lunch?" Alex asked as Mavis appeared on the porch.

"Sure" I said and thinking I basically had to now with Sammi and Darcy in the street playing with Darcy's board. Me thinking, as I watched them, I like that Sammi girl more every time we hang out.

"Lunch is on" Mavis said from the porch as I ran up the steps and was greeted by a hug. Turned out to be a nice day despite Marty trying to ruin it on several occasions. No Taylor...for now it's no problem.

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