Written by: TVM (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hey Mickie, Hey Mickie Archive
"HEY MICKIE, HEY MICKIE, YOU SO FINE, YOU SO FINE, HEY MICKIE, HEY, HEY, HEY MICKIE..." the Ringtone on my cell phone blared into the morning's previous quiet. I grumbled as I rolled out of bed and snatched it up. Rubbing my eyes as I said, "Hello?"
"Do you guys still guarantee delivery in 30 minutes?" Mickie asked as I rolled my eyes at my girlfriend's goofiness.
"This is ain't Dominoes," I said with a yawn. "You need better material."
"Yeah yeah whatever, you love it and you know it," Mickie giggled. "Get your hot little ass in the shower and I'll be on over."
"Why do I need to shower and an even better question is why did you wake me up?" I asked. "We don't start school for two weeks."
"Oh yeah, might help to fill you in huh?" Mickie asked as I giggled. "Dad's plans for the attic have changed again and he's putting in a bathroom for me and Jessie now."
"WOW!" I said with a smile. "That's great... but what does that have to do with me?"
"You love me enough to get up at 7:30 in the morning and help me move my stuff upstairs?" she asked.
"I don't know if I love anyone that much," I said as Mickie laughed. I love that laugh so much. "But OK!"
"I love you too TayMac," Mickie giggled. "Be over in a few minutes!"
"K, love you, bye," I said before closing my phone and tossing it aside onto the bed. I took some clean clothes out of the dresser and walked out the bedroom door and promptly tumbled to the floor in a heap. "OWWWWWWWWW! What the fuck?"
I looked back to see that Carolyn's pooch Reggie had been laying in front of my door asleep. She got up and happily came over and sat down across my lap and looked up at me with those adorable eyes. Totally, instantly, zapping my anger as I petted her. Dad's door opened down the hall and out slipped Carolyn who froze when she saw me.
"You slut," I hissed as she grinned. I jumped up as Reggie sat down now by my legs. "You've been here all night? Explains why Reggie tripped me this morning when I was coming out of my room."
"Maybe next time you'll watch where you're going?" Carolyn asked mockingly. Then petting Reggie, "Good girl, good girl."
"GRRRRRRRR," I said in reply as Carolyn laughed. "Stupid dog."
"She is not stupid," Carolyn said pointedly. "She adores you, haven't you noticed that? She was waiting for you to get up."
"Maybe," I said stubbornly. Reggie wagged her tail and whimpered as she rubbed her head against my thigh and got me to smile. "OK, you're a good girl, I take it back."
"Good, now that we're all family again, how about some breakfast?" Carolyn asked.
"Nice try," I said. "But you haven't explained what you're doing in my Dad's room."
"What do you think we were doing?" Carolyn asked. "Your father and I are both adults and capable of making our own decisions."
"He just broke up with my Mom, Carolyn," I said in a matter-of-fact style.
"True," Carolyn said. "But we are adults and we can make our own decisions."
"You're still a slut," I said as she laughed.
"And you future daughter of mine are a butt slut," she said as my bottom lip dropped open in shock. She laughed knowingly as she pushed my bottom lip up to close my mouth. "Anymore wise cracks?"
"Not this morning," I said as she laughed smugly and kissed my forehead. Dad emerging from his bedroom with a smile on his face like I'd never seen before. It was goofy and dreamy, like the man just got some... EWWWWWWWW.
"Morning," Dad said as he kissed Carolyn and then my forehead. "How are two of my favorite girls?"
"One is going for a shower," I said. "And oh yeah, Mickie's Dad Michael wants you to come to dinner one day next week."
"That sounds like something we should do," Dad said. "You and Mickie have been seeing each other for a long while now and we still haven't met her parents."
"And Laney is dating Jessie," Carolyn said. "His other, newer, daughter. I think we should go Richard."
"Why are you going?" I asked Carolyn.
"Because as you know we are officially a couple," Dad said firmly. "And until this moment you haven't had any problem with it. So hush."
"GRRRRRR," I growled as Carolyn laughed and purposely kissed my cheek on the way by as her and Dad made their way down the hall and then the steps, Reggie still sitting by me quietly. I said to her, "Those two are driving me crazy."
"RUFF!" Came Reggie's instant reply as if to say, "I'm with you on that one." That made me giggle.
"Come on my shaggy waggy you can sit by the bathroom door and trip me after my shower," I said as we walked off towards the bathroom a few moments later.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMM oh WOW," Maria moaned as she now lay on the mattress covered in a dripping sheen of sweat, after just having completed her latest back-to-back butt fucking of me and Rae. "You two are so wonderful to me."
"MMMMMM and we so agree," Rae said as she crossed over Maria's thighs and laid over her now as she kissed her. "Thank you for butt fucking me."
"MMMMMMM you are so very welcome!" Maria moaned as I joined the two of them and kissed Rae and then Maria.
"And I echo Rae's thank you," I said to my girlfriend. She grinned widely. "Am I welcome?"
"Of course you are," Rae cooed as she kissed me and we moaned into each others mouth. "MMMMMMM god you're an amazing lover."
"You too baby," Rae said as she kissed me again. A loud audible groan coming from all of us when the phone began ringing in the living room. Maria, as she always does, got up to get it. Giving us a remarkable view of her tanned, smooth body as she slipped out of her, seemingly ever present, strap-on and left the room as Rae and I and slipped into our clothes and got up to get breakfast started. All action stopped a few moments later when Maria (now wearing a long night shirt) arrived back in the bedroom with a dazed look on her face. "What's wrong baby?"
"My Mom, Terri... ummmmmmm..."
"She's on her way over to raise hell?" I asked as I joined her and Rae by the door.
"No," Maria said. "She went nuts last night when she got home and the maid called the cops on her. They had to sedate her and take her to the hospital for observation."
"OHMIGOD!" Rae said in shock as she covered her mouth with her hands. "She had a breakdown?"
"Not... not exactly, they think she has Schizophrenia," Maria said. My whole body went numb in shock. "I guess that explains the mood swings."
"I didn't think that was a symptom," Rae said softly.
"It can be," I said. "Delusions are another."
"There's a word that perfectly describes my mother," Maria said. "Delusional."
"So what happens now?" I asked.
"I have to go and sign some papers at the hospital and stuff," Maria said. "My Dad's out of town and no one can reach him I bet. So I gotta take this on."
"Where's she at right now?" Rae asked.
"The psych ward at the hospital... I can't even remember the name," Maria said. I kissed her and she half smiled as she wrapped me in her arms. Extending her hand to Rae a moment later and pulling her close as we all three shared a quiet moment and said a silent prayer for Terri. "Lyns, you take care of Rae, OK?"
"You know I will," I said as I kissed her.
"You take care of Lynsey for me?" Maria asked Rae.
"What she said!"
"I might be gone a few days getting Mom settled in and all," Maria said, walking off into the living room as she rambled on from one subject to another. "If my Dad calls tell him where I went, I'll call when I know more and don't let anyone in the apartment."
"BABY!" I screamed to get her attention, "I... we got this. Nothing bad will happen I promise."
A few minutes passed with an awkward worry filled silence as Maria got dressed and Rae packed a few things into her overnight bag. I tried to take my mind off of things by cooking some breakfast for the three of us, not really thinking about the fact that it would only be two of us instead of three. Maria finally came back into the kitchen with Rae's hand in hers.
"I love you," Maria said as she kissed my cheek. "Don't worry too much about me?"
"She won't," Rae said as she hugged me from behind. "I'll force her to make love to me at least five times a day."
"Five times a day huh?" I asked as I grinned at Rae. She smiled and nodded to confirm before I turned back to Maria and said, "Don't feel the need to hurry back, OK?"
"Shut up," Maria said with a giggle, kissing me and then Rae. "I love both of you."
"We love you too," Rae said. Maria picked up her overnight bag and snagged her keys off the peg board and left a few moments later. "WOW!"
"I know," I said simply as I turned in Rae's arms and hugged her as we touched foreheads and enjoyed a long quiet moment, both of us hoping that this wasn't the beginning of something far more serious.
I'm tired and I'm beginning to really dislike my girlfriend. GRRRRRRR. And if it were not for my love for the girl I'd have already walked off the job and took the friggin bus home. But, alas, I do love the girl and I knew she loves me, sooo... I'm here for the duration. A duration that involves moving the last of the boxes from the attic (how can there be any left?) down to the back of Mickie's car. Those events intertwined with Jessie and Mickie's stuff being moved from their OLD bedrooms to their NEW ones. It's really tiresome.
The house was truly a hive of activity with Michael, Ryan and Alex hard at work on the bathroom in the attic that would, when done, link Mickie and Jessie's new bedrooms, while Sammi and Darcy pitched in too by offering to move everything from one bedroom to another. Lastly, Laila, poor lonely and pregnant Laila could only sit around in the living room after the doctor basically put her on bed rest.
"You getting wore out too?" Laney asked as she came back out of the house with another dolly full of boxes and stopped by the back of Mickie's car as I filled the backseat up.
"Exhausted," I said. "Thank god for Sammi and Darcy though."
"True, they've done their share alright," Laney said. "Especially Sammi, she's putting Jessie's bedroom back together piece by piece only one floor up, it's funny as hell."
"Comic relief," Laney said as I shook my head and knew that that was likely. "Her and Mickie are trading dumb jokes. My sides hurt from laughing so much."
"With your goofy sense of humor I think you should date Mickie and I should date Jessie," I said.
"You just want my girlfriend's body," Laney said smugly. I grinned and shrugged. "I'll trade you."
"Terms and conditions?" I asked as we both laughed.
"LANEY!" Laila called from the doorway. "Michael needs you sweetie."
"Coming Mother-in-Law," Laney cracked as I laughed. The 'Mother-in-Law' comment sparked my nearly forgotten talk with what sounded like another Mother, Laney's that is, Mischa McCoy.
"OHHHHH yeah, guess what happened last night?"
"What?" Laney asked as she lifted several boxes off the dolly and piled them into Mickie's backseat.
"Now you're gonna call me crazy but... well you know how much I liked your Mom, Mischa?"
"Of course, she loved you a lot," Laney said as I smiled.
"Yeah me too," I said. "Anyway, I know this sounds crazy but me and Mickie were hanging out last night at the house and someone called and asked for you by your full name."
"From school?" Laney asked as she loaded the last box from the dolly into Mickie's backseat.
"I have no idea," I said. "But it sounded like, and this is the nutso part, it sounded like your Mom."
"OK and that's nuts why?" Laney asked nonchalantly.
"Because it sounded like your Mom!"
"And if you talk to my Uncle Charles you'd think he was my Dad, Baron," Laney said. "That the nutso part?"
"Yeah," I said and blushing as Laney grinned. She leaned down and kissed my cheek as I grinned back. "I feel stupid."
"Don't worry about it," she said as she grabbed my hand and pulled me along as we walked towards the house. "Besides if it was her that would have been a really long distance call."
"Morbid," I commented as Laney laughed. She giggled as she ran off back up the steps to join the rest of the party as I joined Laila for a moment. "How's Laila?"
"I'm four months pregnant, my ankles are swelled, I'm bloated, tired and can't get up," Laila said in a rant as I tried not to smile. "Yeah I know it's funny. You just better stick with my daughter unless you wanna go through this too."
"I have time to decide about that," I said. "Who knows what the future holds."
"Well that's true," Laila said. "I think Mickie wants to adopt one day, or she's commented that. She has no plans to be straight anytime soon."
"I hope not," I said as me and Laila both laughed. "So you're confined to the bed?"
"Limited walking," Laila said. "Got a small tear in the womb and the Doctor says if it gets worse things might not... it won't be good."
"That can cause bleeding?"
"And put the baby at risk," Laila said. "But since I've been taking it much easier the bleeding has stopped and it seems to be getting better. So here I stay."
"Then you stay put Momma to be, you need anything?" I asked as I stood.
"Yeh you come back and keep me company in a couple of hours?" she asked as I grinned and headed off to the upstairs, being met by Mickie as she came out of her current bedroom and grinned at me.
"Hey my beautiful girlfriend," Mickie said as she bounced over to me and kissed my lips. Her mop of curly black hair was in a ponytail and covered by an adorable looking bandana at the moment. "What took so long?"
"Loading your car down and talking to your Mom," I said. "And now Taylor is pooped."
"Taylor wanna come with Mickie down to the Lake Erie storage unit?" Mickie asked as I giggled and nodded my head. "Good cause Mickie was hoping she would."
"And now Taylor hopes Mickie stops referring to herself in the third person," I said as Mickie laughed.
"She'll definitely think about it," Mickie replied as I rolled my eyes. Mickie hugging me as we shared a nice quiet moment in the hallway. Only to be snapped back to reality by the rumbling of the steps as Darcy and her ever present sidekick Sammi arrived.
"Oopsie," Sammi giggled as her and Darcy stopped at the foot of the stairs. "Private moment?"
"Not with you and Dar Dar around," I said as Sammi grinned brightly.
"I think Taylor is finally warming up to me," Darcy said with a smirk.
"I doubt it," Mickie giggled. "You're an acquired taste Dar Dar."
"I happen to like her taste," Sammi said firmly and then realized how embarrassing/suggestive that comment sounded and covered her face with her hands in embarrassment. "OHMIGOD that sounded horrible."
"So much for that straight thing huh Darcy?" I asked with a gotcha smile. Darcy flipped me off as me and Mickie laughed.
"On the contrary," Darcy said. "Sammi and I are still not involved like that, but we do have dates, kind of."
"Kind of?" Mickie asked.
"We do?" Sammi asked.
"Lloyd and Harry?" Darcy asked. "The skater boys from the park?"
"OHHHHHH yeah, but a date?" Sammi asked. "I thought we were meeting them for sodas?"
"Same thing," Darcy said.
"So who's dumb and who's dumber?" Mickie asked as everyone looked at her in confusion. "The movie Dumber and Dumber with Jim Carrey?"
"OHMIGOD Sammikins and Dar Dar got dates with the guys from Dumb and Dumber!" I laughed as Sammi and Darcy gave me dual dirty looks. Before long Mickie and I both were lost in a giggle fest as Michael (Mickie's Dad) came down the steps.
"What's so funny?" Michael asked as Mickie and I gasped for breath in laughter.
"The two hyenas over there think they're funny," Darcy said in protest.
"Well it is kinda funny," Sammi giggled. "Admit it Darce, those are kinda... dumb?"
"Whatever," Darcy said in frustration.
"You teenagers and your weird sense of humor." Michael said with a shaking of the head. "Anyway, listen up, Ryan and Alex are almost done with the rough plumbing and we need a part before we can go any farther..."
"Let me guess, we get to go get it for you?" Mickie asked with fake enthusiasm.
"Mikala sarcasm is not needed," Michael said with a finger point. "Now if you will hush and listen I'll tell what I really want. This is good for you and Taylor."
"Ryan and Alex need a night out to themselves, every couple does, much like your mother and me," Michael commented. "So I gave the guys an advance on their pay and told them to take off early."
"How does this involve us?" I asked.
"I'll give you the money to go by and pick up the part from Lowe's on Northcliff Avenue," Michael said. "Then you, Taylor, Darcy and Sammi go for some pizza on me. And then stay clear for a couple of hours?"
"Now that's a plan I like the sound of," Mickie said as she smiled and hugged me proudly, taking the money from her Dad and stuffing it in my back pocket suggestively. "You guys in?"
"Why not," Sammi and Darcy said in unison before beginning to giggle.
"Dad wants to know if you guys are almost done for the day?" Jessie asked Ryan and Alex from the door of the now roughed out attic bathroom.
"Near about," Ryan said as he rose and pulled Alex up with him as I moved between them and joined my girlfriend at the door. "You think?"
"Michael said we should go out and have fun," Alex said. Ryan grinned as he kissed him. "That would be fun."
"EWWWWWW gross," Jessie said with a sour look. Ryan and Alex laughed at her reaction. "Oh yeah before I forget I have a question."
"Yeah?" Alex asked as we all moved into the hallway.
"Exactly how soundproof are the walls gonna be?" Jessie asked as she slid over next to me and slid her hand into my back jeans pocket.
"You could deafen yourselves with music and Mom and Dad would never know," Ryan said. "Michael sprang for the good stuff."
"That is just what I wanted to hear," Jessie said as she squeezed her hand into my ass cheeks and gave me an innocent smile that made me wanna scream. "Me and Laney are planning on trying some new music."
"Oh yeah?" Alex asked.
"Yeah it's something we've never tried before," Jessie said as I swallowed hard and couldn't believe what she was doing. Again squeezing her fingers into my ass cheeks suggestively. "We've already bought the new equipment and can't wait to try it out."
"Well if you need any help installing it let us know." Alex said as I tried to stifle a giggle.
"That's OK," Jessie replied as she wrapped both of her arms around me. "It's a really simple install. Laney's got that all covered, right?"
"I'm sure it's gonna be really easy," I said as Jessie gave me a horny/innocent smile.
"That won't be the last thing that will be easy to get into," Jessie said as she kissed me softly.
"So what kind of new music is it?"
"Something with a really hard pounding rhythm," Jessie said as my hormones raced. "And it's something that you can feel deep down inside."
"Well one of us is going to" I said as Jessie grinned and raised her eye brows suggestively. Alex and Ryan looked on in confusion.
"You finally ready to go?" Mickie asked as I came out of the house. Mickie stood by the car after having just gotten back from unloading the rest of the boxes at the Lake Erie storage unit. So now with a backseat free, Sammi and Darcy had piled in. I was all ready to do the same when my cell started blaring in my pocket. "Tell Dad Hi for me."
"Hello?" I asked as I shot Mickie a warning look.
"Hello, I'm trying to reach an Elaine McCoy," the familiar, female, voice said. The same (at least it sounded like it) voice from the odd call at the house from the previous night I noted.
"She's my best friend," I said.
"Oh so this is Taylor?"
"Yes it is and who is this?" I asked impatiently.
"This is... OWWWWWWWWWWWWW stop damn it..."
"Hang up the phone NOW!" the booming male voice told the female. And she did.
"What the fuck?" I asked as I looked at the 'caller ID' and saw it was once again marked PRIVATE.
"What is it Tay?" Mickie asked as she joined me.
"Laney's mother again, or the woman who sounds like her," I said. "And you know what, if this is someone's idea of a joke it's not fucking funny."
"I agree with that," Mickie said as she kissed me and got me to smile. Despite the intense confusion that now hung in the air.