Hey Mickie, Hey Mickie - Episode 71 "The Life and Times of Sammi and Darcy"

Written by: TVM (mrtvm@mrtvm.com)

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"What?" I griped as a knocking came at my door. I was seriously grouchy because I had just drifted off and was resting comfortably when it happened. "Come in already."

"You still up?" Becky Sue asked as she popped her head in.

"No I was not, go away," I grumbled and covered my eyes when she opened the door to come inside. Reggie followed her in and taking her usual place on the dirty clothes in the corner. "What do you want?"

"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Becky Sue asked as I looked up at her.

"Why?" I asked.

"I've been at work for 16 straight hours and just need a soft bed to sleep in," Becky Sue said. "That couch is hard as a rock."

"Do whatever you want just shut-up so I can get some sleep," I said. Reggie barked, for some odd reason, as Becky Sue crawled into bed behind me. "And that goes for you too my shaggy."

"She is so funny," Becky Sue giggled after Reggie had given me a whimper and laid her head down.

"She does have a personality all her own," I commented as Becky Sue laid down behind me. "Comfy?"

"Great," Becky Sue said softly and as I rolled over I saw that she was already asleep. "Guess you were tired."

I covered her up as the nights had become increasingly colder in Cleveland as we stretched towards early December. She shifted a bit as I laid back down and snuggled up to me as I drifted back off to sleep. I rose about 7 am with a licking of my hand from a hungry Reggie. Becky Sue grumbled, much like I had, as I rolled out of bed and slipped into my house shoes.

"Go back to sleep!" I said to Becky Sue as she covered back up and did exactly that before I had even left the room. I found the house was deserted downstairs with no one up yet, not even Grandpa. I poured Reggie a bowl of food and fresh water and looked outside and for the first time this year saw a thick coat of snow had fallen. "No wonder it was cold last night."

"Morning," Becky Sue said as she came into the kitchen an hour or so later as I was reading the paper and seriously wondering the exact thing she was about to ask, "Where is everyone?"

"Still in bed?" I asked.

"Laney's bed is empty and no one is in Carolyn and Richard's room," Becky Sue said. "What's up?"

"I have no idea," I said. "Grandpa I think is gone too because he's always up before me."

"Hey Shaggy Waggy," Becky Sue said as petted Reggie. "It's snowing where could they possibly be?"

"Beats me," I said. "They were gone when I got up."

"Thank god I have the day off today," Becky Sue said as she stretched and yawned. "I might spend the whole day sleeping."

"Good day for it," I said. "And come to think of it, what made you crawl in with me last night?"

"I always crawl in with you," Becky Sue pointed out.

"Why not Laney?" I asked. "You're dying to jump her bones."

"And she has a girlfriend," Becky Sue pointed out. "I'm not looking for one on one time with her."

"I have a girlfriend too!"

"But you're Taylor," Becky Sue said. "You're like a sister. My new sister."

"Well thanks, I think you're attractive too," I said as she laughed. She caught me in a bear hug as I walked past.

"I just think we're better of as friends," Becky Sue said. "Besides Mickie and you don't wanna do a threesome."

"Mickie doesn't," I said as she gave me a weird look.

"You do?"

"I wouldn't complain if she wanted to," I said. "But I'm fine with it considering our history."

"Hey, someone is home," Becky Sue said as she pushed me aside and ran for the exit and down the hall as I chased her. Both of us stopped and looked in shock as Dad (Richard) and Grandpa came through the front door carrying a massive tree bound with rope. "What the heck?"

"It's the Christmas tree you wanted," Dad managed to say as he and Grandpa dragged it into the living room. Carolyn and Laney came through the door arm and arm as they giggled about something.

"I thought we were all gonna go and look at one," I said.

"I thought that too," Carolyn said as I gave her a dirty look. "But Mark, my ex, called this morning with some news."

"His friend in Ravenna grew this beauty on his own land and wanted to give it a good home," Dad said. "What do you think?"

"I think it's beautiful," I said.

"Me too," Becky Sue said with a yawn and layed her head on my shoulder. "I just kind of wanted to go Christmas tree shopping."

"I agree," I said.

"We weren't gonna find a better one than this," Carolyn said. "10 feet tall and gorgeous,"

"I agree," Laney chimed in as she came over and pretended to kiss me before diverting and kissing Becky Sue instead.

"Morning my girl," Becky Sue said as everyone laughed and I blushed.

"Can anyone go down and get that heavy wash basin from my room?" Grandpa asked as he and Dad held up the tree.

"Is that the big metal thing in the corner with dirty clothes in it?" I asked.

"That's it," he confirmed.

"Why do you need that?"

"That's what he bathes in," Laney said, "Duh."

"Granddaughter of mine you might wanna tone down the cute remarks unless you want me to send back your little Christmas present," Grandpa said.

"Little?" I asked with sudden interest. "Is that a clue?"

"No it's not," Grandpa said. "But I will say that I got you both the same thing."

"Really?" Laney and I asked excitedly.

"That's what I said," Grandpa confirmed. "Now no more talk about that. Go fetch that basin."

"Who actually says the word fetch?" I asked as Laney and I turned to leave the room.

"A man whose about 800 years old," Laney said as we both started laughing and ran off down the hall.

By the way, the basin turned out to be for the Christmas tree base. After filling it with dirt it turned out to be a perfect base.

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"Baby you look fantastic in that thong," I said as I came up behind Rae, as she stood in front of the mirror doing her hair, and gently touched her lower back before sliding my hand down to her very tanned ass and squeezed one of her cheeks.

"Thank you girl I love," Rae said as she kissed me. "You really like my ass?"

"MMMMM very much," I said as I kissed her lips over and over.

"You thinking again about giving me something I sooo need?"

"A little butt fucking?"

"Or a lot," Rae said. "Well?"

"I tried using the FeelDoe and it wasn't very successful, remember?"

"I do indeed," Rae said as she put her hair into a ponytail. "You have no talent at all, Pynsey."

"You don't either," I said as she shrugged. "We need to invite someone who can fuck us good."

"I agree, again, because my little ass is dying to be filled by something," Rae said. "Anybody in mind?"

"No one I know of," I said. "But maybe Sierra will."

"Know someone or wanna do it herself?"

"She's got more experience than us so she probably does know someone," I said.

"But I don't wanna do it with just anyone," Rae said. "I want someone who's hot and loves butt fucking me as much as I love getting it."

"Want me to call Maria?" I asked as she sat down on the bed and crossed her legs.

"That bitch can go to hell," Rae fired back. "Be a cold day in Key West before she ever gets me in bed again."

"You know you..."

"Drop it Lynsey," Rae demanded, and I do mean demanded. "I don't wanna talk about that whore."

"Me either," I admitted as a knock came at the front door. "So how... about I answer the door?"

"Probably Care Bear anyway," Rae said as she slipped on my long night shirt.

"Care Bear?"

"Her mom called her that." Rae said as I laughed and went to answer the door. Finding a rather tall Chinese man at the door looking lost. "Hi, can I help you?"

"I am looking for a Rae Chan..."

"Yeah, you've got the right place," I said as he smiled and stepped inside as Rae came out of the bedroom now wearing my blue shorts.

"Uncle Chuan-Li?" Rae asked in surprise before coming over to hug him. "How are you?"

"I'm fine and how are you?"

"Good?" Rae asked nervously as I joined her. "How did you find me?"

"A neighbor of mine gave me the plate number of a car you were riding in when you came over a few weeks ago and used my house without my permission," he said.

"We didn't take nothing..."

"Rae, sweetie, I know," Chuan-Li said. "You guys were relaxing on the patio?"

"Tanning actually," Rae lied. "I put the key back."

"I noticed that too," he commented.

"How did you find me here though?"

"I came by a couple of days ago and found your apartment was empty and I figured you guys moved," He said. "But the building super, Mr. Powers informed me that you were living up here now."

"Why didn't you just come up then?"

"I did and no one answered the door," Chuan-Li said. "And this is the first time I've gotten a chance to get back here."

"So where is that sister of mine?" Chuan-Li asked as he looked around.

"I don't know how to tell you this..."

"She moved about 8 months ago and we haven't seen her since," I blurted out. "Rae's been staying with me ever since."

"I knew something felt weird when that Mr. Powers was guarded with me," Chuan-Li said. "He was protecting you two?"

"He really likes us," Rae said. "He's been really nice too. Even gave us free rent for painting that mural in the hallway."

"I saw that coming up," Chuan-Li said. "You painted that?"

"Every bit of it," I said proudly as Rae smiled at me.

"Got your Grandfathers' talent," Chuan-Li said with a smile. "So... your Mom's not called or anything?"

"Nope," Rae said. "Left me a nice note calling me a fag and a whore though."

"You two are dating?" Chuan-Li asked.

"Yes we are," I said as I hugged Rae from behind. "Officially."

"I don't like this, Rae," Chuan-Li said after a deep breath.

"Why? She loves me," Rae said.

"You are 16 and too young to be living with your girlfriend," Chuan-Li said. "I can just imagine what your grades look like. You are still in school?"

"Yes I am and you don't have to imagine," Rae said as she slipped from my arms and retrieved her grade card from on top of the TV and showed him.

"All A's and B's," Chuan-Li said with a smile. "I'm impressed."

"We're both doing very well," I said as Rae slipped back into my arms and giggled when I kissed her cheek.

"Mind telling me how you're managing to pay the bills?"

"I've sold three paintings to a gallery downtown," Rae said. "And we really don't have many other expenses."

"I just don't like the idea of you and your girlfriend living together," Chuan-Li said.

"Why?" I asked. "We're gonna be 18 in a little over a year anyway."

"I turn 17 next week," Rae said.

"And I'm already 17," I said. "I don't see your point."

"Why don't you just come and stay with me until your 18 so I keep an eye on you?" Chuan-Li suggested.

"I have friends here," Rae said. "And if I move in with you I'll have to change schools. Plus you're never home."

"I travel for work..."

"Her point exactly," I chimed in. "So let her stay here with me and I can take care of her."

"We take care of each other," Rae said as she caressed my cheek.

"Right," I agreed.

"I don't wanna have to spend days on end by myself just so you can feel like you did something," Rae said to her Uncle.

"Rae I don't really have to ask..."

"Then go on and make me move in with you and find out who regrets it," Rae said. "I can be a spoiled princess when the need arises and I'm sure all of your big attorney friends will just love me."

"Don't threaten me, Yan," Chuan-Li said.

"And you leave me alone and let me make my own decisions," Rae said. "I don't need you or my good for nothing mother."

"You've always been my favorite niece," Chuan-Li said as Rae laughed and I breathed a sigh of relief. "And I am going to be checking on you often."

"OK!" Rae said in shock as she hugged her Uncle. Crisis averted.

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"Where are you headed exactly?" Mickie asked me after 3rd period.

"To help Jessie stretch like always," I said. "You ask me this every time."

"Because I'm jealous," Mickie said as I laughed.

"Very funny, Mikala," I said before I kissed her. "And where are you headed?"

"For a meeting with Jane," Mickie said. "Wish me luck."

"Good luck, " I said she smiled and I walked off to meet Jessie in the gymnasium. I found her already stretching on the mats just to the side of the bleachers. "Hey!"

"Hey," Jessie said with a smile. "Where's my sister?"

"Heading for a lunch time meeting with the school president," I said as I sat down to join her. Jessie placed her foot in my lap and letting me massage it before stretching it back to get the kinks out of her calf and Achilles. "So where's the rest of the squad?"

"I gave them the day off to study," Jessie said. "Ouch!"

"What? I twist it the wrong way?" I asked.

"No, it's just my Achilles has being acting weird lately," Jessie said. "Sore."

"Think you might have hurt it or something?"

"I doubt it," Jessie said. "If it gets worse I'll go see the doctor."

"Speaking of doctors, how did the babies' check-up go?" I asked as I switched legs and started massaging Jessie's other foot.

"Elizabeth has a cold and Mikey is fine," Jessie said. "Mickie didn't tell you?"

"First I've really thought of it," I said. Jessie then shifted a leg in the air as I placed my hand on her calf and pushed it back so her thigh muscle could be stretched. "Is that good?"

"Be better if both my legs were on your shoulders," Jessie giggled as I blushed. I pushed her leg back so it was even with her head as she groaned.

"Am I hurting you?" I asked.

"Pain is good," Jessie said as I shifted to the other leg before she stopped me. "Can you like put my legs on your shoulders and do missionary?"

"Do you have sex on the brain?" I asked as she giggled and purposely put one leg on each of my shoulders.

"This isn't sex related," she assured me as I leaned forward onto my hands and watched as her feet went above her head. She held me there for a moment and finally groaned as she pushed me back. "That's perfect."

"That helps?"

"It sure does," Jessie said. "Gets all the kinks out of my thighs. That's also usually the first thing to start hurting."

"Why do you do it if it hurts so bad?" I asked as she rolled over onto her stomach and I, absentmindedly, started to massage her neck muscles.

"OHMIGOD I'm so glad you love Mickie now," Jessie cooed as she rolled her head from side to side and I sat across her butt. A position that soon began to turn me on. "And I do it because I love cheerleading. Now that I can do it I love it."

"You couldn't do it before?" I asked.

"My parents wouldn't let me because the skirts were so short," Jessie said. "Besides we had church like four nights a week and that would interfere with games. Especially road games."

"So church was the most important part of life?" I asked as I gently dug my fingers deeper into the muscles of Jessie's neck.

"Above everything except breathing and living," Jessie said. "Mom actually forced me to stop eating one night so we wouldn't be late for church."

"Then how did you ever get them to agree to let you come here?" I asked.

"My ex, Kenneth Longfellow..."

"You dated a guy named Longfellow?" I asked as she laughed and nodded her head.

"Anyway, he cheated on me, he dumped me, though my parents think I lied," Jessie said as she leaned her head down and let me work the muscles on the back of her neck with my thumbs. "And after three weeks of my depression they figured something had to be done."

"So they sent you here?"

"Nope, bible camp," Jessie said as we both laughed. "One of those pray 24-7 camps. Though I did more crying then praying."

"How did you end up here then?"

"Mickie called me one night and we talked forever," Jessie said as I finished with her neck massage and we both got to our feet. "She convinced Michael, then he was Uncle Mike, to let me come and stay with them. For some reason my parents agreed."

"Have you heard from them since the whole blow-up in front of my house?" I asked her as we walked towards the gym exit.

"Not a single word," Jessie said somberly. "But my EX is in town."

"Kenneth Longfellow?"

"That'd be him," Jessie said as she held the door for me. "He's giving a speech on abstinence."

"After cheating on you?" I asked.

"Yep," Jessie confirmed.

"That's like leaving a 10 year old boy alone with a room full of Catholic priests," I said as she started laughing. Even I thought that one was pretty good.

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"Hey Mickie, hey Mickie," Sammi said as she walked up from down the hall as I was changing books for the last period of the day.

"You look down, wanna talk?" I asked.

"No," she said simply. "I just can't wait for the day to be over so I can go home and lay down."

"Is this about you and Darcy?" I asked as she simply nodded her head. "Taylor told me."

"She made such a big deal about it," Sammi said. "I don't understand it."

"She doesn't want you dating other people," I said softly.

"No," Sammi said. "I know Darcy too well and that was not it."

"Then what was it?"

"She kept saying she had a horrible feeling about Allen..." Sammi said and stopped as the very guy she was speaking of appeared on the horizon. He smiled as he saw Sammi and stopped. "Hi."

"Hi, so are we on for tonight?" Allen asked.

"No," Sammi said quietly.

"What? Why not?" Allen asked in what I detected was an angry voice. Though he quickly calmed back down. "Why not? Did I do something?"

"It's not you, it's me..."

"You been listening to Lynsey and Rae again?" Allen asked.

"No," Sammi denied "I had fun at the meeting we went to but..."

"Then why can't we go out and have some fun?" he asked.

"I guess I'm just not ready to date yet," Sammi said. "My EX and I broke up a while back and I'm still not quite over her."

"Yeah, OK," Allen said simply. "I thought you were different. See ya around."

"Allen... damn it!" Sammi said as she stomped her foot in frustration as he walked off, more like stormed off. "I liked him, too."

"And he obviously liked you," I said as she nodded.

"Can I ride home with you and Taylor?" Sammi asked.

"No room," I said as she laughed and pushed me in protest. "Gonna find Darcy first?"

"No, I don't wanna see anybody today," Sammi said as she turned to walk off and, literally, bumped into Darcy. "Where did you come from?"

"Canada?" Darcy asked as I started laughing.

"Just now, where did you come from?" Sammi asked.

"History class," Darcy said as I opened my locker again and pretended not to be listening as the two of them were now around the corner. "I saw you talking to Allen."

"And I did what you wanted and hurt him..."

"He's bad news Samantha," Darcy hissed to her friend. "Why can't you just trust me on this?"

"You've never called me, Samantha, before," Sammi said in surprise.

"Yes I have."

"No you haven't," Sammi insisted. "Alex and Mavis call me Samantha. You call me Sammi, I would remember if the most important person in my life called me another name."

"Me?" Darcy asked as I peaked around the corner and saw Sammi grin.

"Yes, you," Sammi said as she leaned forward and with a giggle kissed Darcy dead on the lips for a full second. "MMMMM!"

"You just kissed me," Darcy said as Sammi laughed. "You just kissed me..."


"... on the lips. You... kissed me," Darcy said as her face turned a bright red in blush.

"I did and it was a good kiss, a very good kiss indeed," Sammi said with a smug smile. "You, Darcy Mulder, have lips that are very kissable."

"But... but..." Darcy stammered as Sammi walked off down the hall giggling. "I'm straight!"

"Then why did you try to slip me the tongue?" Sammi asked as Darcy glared at her and took off after her. I laughed as I watched them till they disappeared around the corner. "Those two are nuts."

"Who ya talking about?"

"Huh?" I asked as I turned to see Jane standing behind me. "Oh hey Jane."

"Who ya talking about?" she repeated.

"Sammi and Darcy," I giggled.

"They're fun," Jane giggled.

"You get that speech finished?" I asked

"I did," she said. "And I need to ask you something..."

"Yes I'll be glad to give it..."

"No, no, no, I need you for something else," Jane said. "Friendship, inc. is planning a big event in a couple of days and I was wondering if you'd help me organize it."

"HMMMMM," I said as my mind started to work on how Jessie could suddenly get on stage and humiliate her low life EX instead of using a megaphone. "Do we pick the order of the speakers?"

"They do," Jane said. "But if you have anyone in mind I'm sure they wouldn't say no. You are the President's right hand girl."

"Very true," I said as Jane and I smiled at each other.

"You're not planning anything are you?" Jane asked as I closed my locker and followed after her.

"If I told you, I'd have to kill you," I said as she stopped and gave me the 'hands on hips' treatment. "My sister, Jessie, is the former girlfriend of their star speaker, Kenneth Longfellow. He cheated on her back in Omaha and now he's parading around America as a huge phony."

"Hypocrite," Jane said as her face turned a shade of red that I'd never seen on her before. "If people find out, they're gonna think I'm behind it. They'll think I support stuff like that."

"No they won't," I said. "Just convince them to leave the slot after Kenneth open for me."

"You're gonna let Jessie speak in your place, aren't you?" Jane asked with a smug smile.

"Yes I am," I said as we exchanged a high five.

"It's good to know low people in high places," Jane said as I started laughing.

"You're not low," I said as we walked off. "But you are cute!"

"Mickie James!" Jane warned me as she blushed from head to toe.