BEING FOUND OUT -- MONDAY MORNING BY STATS I awake with a start; the dream was most beautiful. The clock on the dresser across from the bed registers 5:30. The first morning light is just starting to lend definition to the shapes in my bedroom. I look to my left and can see Stacey snuggled up to me. Turning to my left Michelle's long gorgeous hair is all over her and my breasts. It is no dream, the two loves of my life are right here with me. I close my eyes and think back over the events of the last few days. Could it only be four days when I had laid the seeds to Dave's destruction and the birth of my new self, Helena? I was so surprised when Stacey and Michelle had arrived at Friday's dinner wearing duplicates of my black outfit. I still thought it was a coincidence even when Stacey presents me with an identical pair of shoes. It was not until I read their note that I realized that I had been found out. I fully expected the note to chastise me and tell me that a night with me dressed as a drag queen was their way of having some fun. But, in no time at all I realized both girls were in love with me and were only helping me achieve inner self. It made no difference to them that I am a transvestite. Although I was content that they knew I was not ready for anyone else to find out. I thought until yesterday morning I could complete the weekend as Helena and show up as Dave this morning. The trip to the office on Friday night where I ran into John, my boss, greatly unnerved me. And meeting Anne from my department at the theater was too much for me to handle. I went from one extreme to the other all weekend, at the pinnacle of joy at being a beautiful woman, to a dehabilitating fear that I was about to be exposed and my life would go down in flames. When my co-worker, Bob and his wife Kathy cornered us at the shopping center, I really felt my life was over. But they, as everyone who found out about me declared I made a much better Helena than a Dave. This was certainly confirmed yesterday by John, our Human Resource V. P., Charlie, and his Psychiatrist brother, Ed. Why, then, am I so nervous about showing up at work this morning as Helena? I open my eyes again. The light from the window is highlighting Stacey's beautiful features, as she lay naked in the bed by my side. As if by telepathy she opens her eyes and smiles at me. I mouth the words, I LOVE YOU, and she repeats them back. I then turn to Michelle on the other side of me. She is still asleep. I rub the ruby in her navel and she stirs. Finally she opens one eye as Stacey and I stare at her. "Oh god, she says, I have had so much sex I am starting to see double. We both tell her "I LOVE YOU". "It is even worse than I fear, I am hearing double too. Help, I have been abducted by alien beings and there is no hope. They have me. I tried to run, but it is too late, now I am trapped in this sexed up body ready to respond at the slightest suggestion. I start, "well, number one, do you think we can get her to orgasm in two minutes flat this time." Stacey replies, "it is logically possible, but we must concentrate on a precise coordination of effort. You see what you can do with her upper regions, while I attend her lower area." After about twenty seconds I report that the nipples are fully extended, and number one reports that the area is totally wet and the subject is responding quite violently to her being rubbed on the inside. "Time, fifty seven seconds, you better stick your pleasure pole into her, number two, while I give her mouth to mouth resuscitation", replies Stacey in a disinterested monotone. Thirty seconds later we both erupt as Stacey comments in her awe voice, "One minute, forty one seconds, number two. I do believe that is a record. Should we continue with this experiment or prepare to go to work." Michelle recovering from our three-way hug suggests that if she doesn't get to work she may be confined to bed for the rest of her life. After an all too short session of after play, Stacey has us both out of bed and into the shower. Things get almost out of control as Michelle asks me to shave her pussy. I look questioningly at her, and she says, "Well, my love, I can't show up in my mini dress without underwear, with a bush between my legs for all to see. By the time I am finished I am so turned on that I obviously need to be relieved. Stacey enters and the shower and decides that she is up for an appetiff. When we emerge, we see that Michelle is having some problems. We finally convince her that she has to wear her beige slip. Her nipples and the ruby stone in her navel are both too visible with just her red mini dress on. The girls fuss over me for over an hour. I have to be just perfect when I show up for work. They must have done my hair at least six times before they get it into an absolutely stunning style. When I look into the mirror I am awed by the package they had prepared. All the time Stacey and Michelle are talking alternatives and commenting on successes and failures. I am so wrapped up with what they are saying, that I never so much as think about anything else. Until we are out on the driveway ready to get into my car. Then I start to get the shakes again. Stacey immediately catches my mood; it is hell having a twin sister whom knows of your every thought. She says, "Helena, Dave can't go to work -- he died last night, remember the wake?" Michelle chimes in "Thinking ourselves into orgasms, passing out from orgasms, multiple orgasms, simultaneous orgasms, orgasms back to back, orgasms front to front, here an orgasm, there an orgasm, everywhere an orgasm. Now that you mention it I do have some vague memories of what went on". Of course the fact she was doing this while swinging her panty-less bottom and snapping her fingers castanets style in the drive way quickly distracted me from my fears. Stacey continues, "Well if that is what it takes", she continues with the same gestures "Swinging bosoms, heaving hips, gyrating in our pretty slips. Watch me moan, was that a groan, is that your neighbor on the phone" It only seemed fitting I continue the swinging and snapping, ", Dave is dead, Helena instead, look at the mess we made of my bed, I once was he, but now I'm a she, its so great to really be me. Several heads appear in the windows. I wave but I doubt any of my neighbors recognized me. Anyway, it really doesn't matter because we are in gales of laughter that doesn't stop until we pull into the office parking lot. That Monday morning will be referred to at the company for years to come as "Surprise Monday". It starts with Michelle sauntering in wearing her dress, her red shoes and her beautiful smile. She looks particularly sensuous as she sways through the office. There isn't a pair of eyes that is not entranced. She looks different. The self-confidence has to be the reason. Only two of the women suspect she isn't wearing any underwear but they can't tell for certain. Next enters Stacey in that royal blue dress that shimmered with every step she takes. Beside her is another woman who just has to be Stacey's twin sister. Funny, Stacey never mentioned she had a twin sister. Her sister has on a purple dress that reveals every female asset she possesses. The office is so quiet you can hear only the hum of the computers in the background. Someone has to say something but the entire staff is mesmerized as the trio comes to a halt in the middle of the floor. Stacey redundantly requests; "may I have everyone's attention please. Charlie Martin has asked me to introduce my sister Helena to you who will be starting today as his administrative assistant's replacement. (Everyone knows his current assistant has been trying to retire for years.)" The crowd rushes toward Helena congratulating her on her new position. She thanks several of them in her beautiful alto voice. Someone makes the comment that they will have trouble telling Stacey and her apart, especially when they speak on the phone. John says in a loud voice that they are all going to have to be especially nice to Helena if they don't want their paychecks screwed up. After a while Stacey then holds her hands up and says, "Friends, please, I have another announcement." After the room has quieted down somewhat. "Something special happened to me on Saturday night, Dave and I finally realized what, I am sure, a lot of you already knew for a long time. We are deeply in love with each other. We were just getting out of the car at the Emerson Shopping Mall when one of us asked the other to marry. We were both so startled, we are not sure which one of us did the asking or the accepting." There is a wave of laughter. "But in the end, Michelle who was with us, said she was witness and we better spend some time at the bridal shop. My very best friend, Michelle, is to be our maid of honor. When the applause died down, someone asked where Dave was. They all looked around and there were a lot of comments like he is too much in shock to be here, he is too shy to show up, he is too exhausted to get out of bed this morning. The set up was perfect but Stacey is not ready to drop the bombshell yet. She says, "John asked me if he could say a few words about Michelle." "I also received some news on the weekend. Michelle has given me her resignation. I assure you it was not because of Dave's decision to marry Stacey. It is because she has received a once in a lifetime offer. Michelle, why don't you tell us about it?" Michelle takes center stage. It is hard for the office staff to stay on any single thought wave for long as the announcements are coming fast and furious. But Michelle has no problem gaining their attention as she stands in her dress in the middle of the room. Michelle describes the offer she received from Mr. Martin's brother, the Psychiatrist, to join his clinic. She tells them about her lifetime dream to become a psychologist, her unfinished college degree and how perfect the offer is for her. John adds, "we really could find no reason to detain Michelle, so today will be her last day. Michelle, we all wish you the very best." There is a long applause. When it ends, a voice in the crowd says "and thank you for wearing that wicked dress for us today." Michelle bows toward the voice and several employees are more than aware she is not wearing any underwear although none can even guess at what seems to be a shimmering in the region of her navel. Helena and Stacey both put a hand to their navels in a reflex movement, not so much to make sure they are in place but to hide any possibility that the shimmer shows through. John says, "There is more to come. I am sure you notice that the entire executive staff is here and he introduces the five executive officers and the president. Finally, when things have reached the normal tedium of an office announcement he says, "Stacey, I believe you have one more announcement". Stacey drops the bomb on the crowd with great precision. "Many of you are wondering why Dave is not present for the announcement of his own engagement." She continues for a few minutes like a ringmaster introducing the main act. Finally, as the office is totally involved in finding out where Dave is, she concludes, "no, it is not shyness, as you are about to find out. You see, Helena is not really my sister .. she is your coworker and my husband to be, Dave." She instantly turns to Helena and plants a big kiss on her mouth." I think even the humming of the computer's came to a stop. As the three girls look over their co-workers all they see is open mouths. Finally Anne, who learned of Dave's new identity on Friday night at the theater, yells "Good for you, Dave. I told you that you are a much more attractive woman than a man." "After what seemed to be an eternity, their coworker "Dave says, I second that. When we saw you at Emerson, my wife and I both felt it would an enormous tragedy and monumental waste if you had to live the rest of your life as a Dave." Slowly, Dave's co-workers emerge out of their comas and ask questions. Helena answers each of them with her beautiful female voice. No she doesn't want to be a functional female. Yes she is much more comfortable in her female form. No she had no surgery to look like Stacey; in fact no surgery is planned at all. Yes, she has long been dressing in women's clothes ... There are finally no further questions and she says, "I am ever so grateful of the kindness and support each of you is showing me. As you can imagine this has been the hardest thing for me to do in my life. But I have come to grips with who I am, and have been told so times this weekend that I am beautiful that I would have felt completely out of place if I had of showed up this morning as Dave." It is obvious to everyone that Dave was the fake, Helena was real. There is applause as John steps up to make the final announcement. In case you were wondering who will be taking over Dave's managerial job as he abandon's it for a chance to look at all our personnel records, it is Stacey. Boy the lengths some women will go to for a promotion. Not only agree to marry her boss but convince him that he is really a female and belongs in another job." The office goes wild. As they are about to leave, one of the guys comments "Michelle, you can go but that dress simply has to stay." Michelle offers, "Helena actually wore this dress to the mall on Saturday night and they are still picking up male bodies as we speak. I would be happy to let Stacey or Helena borrow it, but not right at this moment if you don't mind." There is a lot of laughter as the employees file back to their workstations. Charlie approaches them after the meeting and introduces the three ladies to the President as none of them had met her before. The President tells them how impressed she is at the way they handled the situation. She congratulates Helena and Stacey on their plans to marry and speculated that it will be a most interesting wedding. She wonders what the protocol is when both the bride and groom are wearing wedding dresses. She compliments Stacey on her decorum and asked if they might have lunch sometime. Stacey nods and she said fine, her secretary will get in touch with her. Finally she turns to Michelle and congratulated her on what looks like a really spectacular career move. Then with a sly smile she adds, "I suggest you save that dress for therapy sessions with patients who complain of impotency. But be sure you are behind a protective barrier when you do it." The three of us adjourn to Stacey's new office. I turn to Michelle and Stacey and tell them that never of my wildest dreams when I left this very office on Friday night, sixty three hours ago, would I have imagined I would be standing here dressed like this on Monday morning. I owe you both my happiness. Each in turn kisses me and tells me how much they are in love with me and how proud they are to be my fiancée. I have never felt this close to anyone in my life and a tear starts to form in my eye. "You both are so beautiful, I am so fortunate", is all I can choke out." Michelle asks us to come closer while she whispers, "I hate to ask you guys a favor but I desperately need your help." Of course we both think that she needs to be serviced. She smiles and continues "I need to borrow a pair of panties from one of you. If you care to look you will see that I have juices running down both legs." Prolog Almost everything went as Stacey had planned. By the time Charlie's administrative assistant retired I had the personnel department running like clockwork. Everyone I came in contact with adored me and went to no ends to accommodate my requests. After the first few days, no one thought of me as male, it was as if Dave never existed. My mother and sister visit the weekend after `Surprise Monday'. They are totally unprepared for the vivacious, self confident Helena that meets them. My sister's comment is "If I had known that there was this beautiful creature hiding inside my dull brother I would have burned all his clothes at an early age." Stacey has lunch with the President about three weeks after `Surprise Monday'. She is told she will be given John's job when he is promoted in the fall. It looks like she and the President are becoming close friends. Michelle is accepted at the university's Psychology department and began courses fifteen weeks after `Surprise Monday'. This is exactly two weeks to the day after Michelle learns she is pregnant with my child. Stacey is devastated and the one flaw in our marriage comes out in spades. But with a psychologist in the family, one who works for the renowned Dr. Martin I might add, you know a solution is worked out. Oh I almost forgot, the three of us were married in a single ceremony seven weeks after `Surprise Monday'. The circumstances leading up to it and the ceremony itself were most unusual, but that is another story.