Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 14:28:41 -0800 (PST)
From: rimpigfl <rimpigfl@yahoo.com>
Subject: JOKER TAKES MY CHERRY

DISCLAIMER: Ok, this is my first (and ONLY) story about "bestiality". I
don't know what's possessed me to even write this, much less share it with
the rest of you! Personally I hope I come to my senses before I even post
it! But, in case I don't - this is a TRUE story. It really happened and it
happened to me. If sex between a human and a creature that is not human is
not your "cup of tea", then what the fuck are you reading in the Bestiality
Section for in the first place?!  Anyway, here's the story of how....

Joker Takes My Cherry
RimPig (c) 2003

I was about ten or twelve when this incident happened. I was down in the
basement one afternoon doing what I did at that age whenever I was alone
for more than 10 minutes - I was pounding on my pud. Yes, I'll admit it. My
very first addiction was to my dick. An addiction that I've never recovered
from and don't intend to. Not that I've seen any advertisements for
"Jack-off Anonymous". I don't think a lot of guys would ever attend.

Anyway, there I am lying on a bed in the basement goin' at it with great
zest! I guess my parents figured that putting a bed down there would make
an emergency 'Guest Room' or something - or, most likely they couldn't
figure out what else to do with the old bed. (My parents went through the
"Great Depression" and never got over it! Couldn't ever throw anything
out!)  But it made a great place for me to pound out several orgasms so I'm
not complainin' or anything. So, anyway, here I am lying on this bed,
pulling on my hard little cock and fantasizing about god- only-knows what
male rock/movie star and just having a good old time. Those where the days
when I couldn't shoot any cum but I could orgasm three or four times in the
space of an hour.  Trust me - I'd trade shooting cum to be able to do THAT
again!

I'm lying there, of course, naked. Never have liked clothes. My mother used
to complain that when I was little, they just couldn't keep clothes on me -
even in the winter. She'd no more get me dressed, turn around and there I'd
be - streaking around the house, naked as the day I was born. It was
especially embarrassing to her when company came over. I don't really think
anybody but her cared, but that's a whole 'nother story.

Anyway, I'm laying there naked, pulling on my hard cock and all of a
sudden, I feel this wet, rough thing start licking my balls! I look down
and there is Joker. Joker is my 100 lbs. German Shepherd. Joker is at this
time about a year and a half old so he's pretty much an adolescent even
though he's physically full-grown. And how physically full-grown, I'm about
to find out!

At first, I push him away, figuring this is a little more intimate than I
ever expected to get with my dog. But when I start jacking off again, he
starts licking my balls again. This time I don't push him away because,
fuck it, it feel good! And if there's one thing I have always been into -
it's ANYTHING that feels good!

So there I am, jacking on my cock and that big, old wet tongue of Joker's
is licking all around and below my balls. And the further down he goes, the
better it starts feeling! The next thing I know, that wet tongue is
flicking at my boy-hole and I am suddenly made aware of the fact that there
is someplace else on my body, other than my well-used cock, that feels
REALLY GOOD! Jesus! I never felt anything like that in my whole fuckin'
life!

So, being the budding little hedonist that I am (A shrink once told me that
I was a Hedonist. I asked him what the hell that meant. He said, "A
hedonist is somebody who seeks pleasure and avoids pain." And I told him
that "anybody who seeks pain and avoids pleasure is an asshole!") I
immediately spread my legs and pull them back to give Joker all the access
to my little boy-hole that he wants.

Joker, at that point, began to give me the most spectacular ass-licking
that I have ever experienced in my life. Now, I love to eat ass! And I'm
really good at eating ass! But I can't even come near what that fuckin'
foot-long (well, it felt that long!) dog-tongue of his could do! Except for
the occasional enema nozzle, there had never been anything go UP my butt
before, but within five minutes of Joker chowin' down on my little
boy-butt, his tongue was a far up my hole as he could get and he was
lickin' it out like I was the best tastin' steak he'd ever had!

My hole opened up and I experienced the best feelings that I had ever had
in my whole fuckin' life - other than cumming. I just loved it. I wanted
Joker to lick out my butt for at least the next nine years! And things
would have been really wonderful except I made a major mistake.

Now I have to tell you, at this time in my life I knew fuck nothing about
sex. Oh, I'd been pulling on my pud since I was four years old, but I
didn't know that had anything to do with sex. That was just somethin' I had
found that felt really good. In fact, I'm ashamed to admit, I thought I'd
fuckin' invented it! I had no fuckin' idea that anybody else in the whole
fuckin' world did it! I can't even believe how fuckin' naive I was. I had
no male friends so I never learned all that stuff that boys learn about
together. I didn't spend any real time with other boys until I went to
Military School when I was 14. (There's some other true stories of mine
about that time, I'm not goin' into it here. You can read them in the NIFTY
High School section.)

Thinkin' that I could make things easier on Joker and me, 'cause my legs
were getting tired from holding them back, I decided I would get down on
the floor on my hands and knees and jack off while Joker licked out my
boy-ass. (You see where this is goin', don't you? I wish I had!). So I get
down on the floor and Joker is just happier than hell to shove his snout
right up my spread butt again. His tongue comes out and now he's eatin' my
shit-hole like his life depended on it! If I'd looked behind me, I might
have figured out what was about to happen but I was too lost in the bliss
of the good feelings up my ass as I'm poundin' on my hard little cock.

The next thing I know is, Joker pulls his fuckin' tongue outa my butt and
then I feel two things - first I feel him wrap his paws around my body and
the warmth of his fur against my back. The next thing I feel is his fuckin'
dog-cock burying itself up my shit-chute in one thrust!

I screamed and tried to push Joker off me but he was havin' none of that!
That fuckin' cock of his was in me and it was stayin' right there! Plus the
fact that at 100 lbs., I wasn't goin' to make him do anything that he
didn't want to do and he certainly didn't want to pull his cock out of my
hot hole!

Joker starts pumpin' his cock in and out of my hole the second he gets it
in there. At first it hurt like a fuckin' bitch! (Well, in his mind, that's
what I was! His Bitch!). But after a few minutes, it started feeling really
good! After all, all through this, I never let go of my cock! I was still
jackin' on it and I was soon really enjoyin' this inter-species sex romp. I
immediately started thinking about how hard it would be to get my parents
to get me a whole kennel full of German Shepherds! I could go for this
about 10-12 times a day!

That is until the "knot" appeared! Now, I was so fuckin' ignorant, I had
never even seen dogs fuck! So I had no fuckin' idea about a male dog's
"knot" or that they got "tied" to their bitches.  All I knew was suddenly I
started feeling this hard thing hittin' my already sore hole. Not just
hittin' it, but trying to shove it's way inside me!

Now, I gotta tell you, my hole ain't exactly stretched out at this point!
After all, I ain't ever so much as tried to shove a finger up my butt
before so just Joker's fuckin' cock has my hole spread to limits that it
has never known before. Now Joker is tryin' to shove what feels like a
fuckin' bowling ball up my boy-hole and suddenly, gettin' reamed out by
this dog ain't feelin' real good no more! I start moanin' and screamin' and
the next thing I know, there is a burning and a pain in my asshole like I
have never felt in my whole fuckin' life! I feel like I'm bein' split open!

The pain of the knot shovin' up my butt lasts for maybe 2-3 minutes but,
lemme tell 'ya! - those are the longest 2-3 minutes of my life! Finally
that fuckin' thing pops into my hole and my sphincter locks down around it
and Joker and I are now Siamese Twins joined at the crotch and ass! And as
far as I'm concerned, I'm spending the rest of my life with a German
Shepherd permanently attached to my butt! I ain't ever goin' through the
pain of that fuckin' knot coming OUT!!! Not as much as it hurt goin' IN!!!

And I would've thought that, at that point, Joker would stop with the
hunchin' my butt. No way!  He kept right on banging my ass with that
dog-cock of his and then I could feel it twitching up my butt and this warm
stuff started cummin' outa my ass. I thought the fuckin' dog was pissin' up
me! I had not fuckin' idea what cum was so I had no idea what Joker had
just planted up my butt.  I did know that I was feelin' somewhat good again
and despite the literal pain in my butt, I started cummin' too. And I mean
cummin'!!! I don't think I ever had an orgasm that hard in my whole life up
until that time! And not just one! It was like I couldn't stop. I kept
jackin' my cock and every couple of minutes, I'd start cummin' again.

Now, nothin' came outa my cock like it did Joker's but those incredibly
intense feelings that every guy loves more than anything else in the world
were hittin' me with tremendous power every two to three minutes! I was in
heaven!

 Joker didn't even try to pull outa my ass, which is a miracle in
itself. He was perfectly happy to stand there over me and let his dog-cock
shoot gallons of dog-cum in my hole. His fuckin' knot did finally begin to
go down and pretty soon, Joker was able to slide his cock outa my ass. It
hurt when the shrunken knot came out, but not near what it had goin' in! As
soon as he did, he bent his head down and started licking out my hole,
slurping down all of his doggy-cum which was flowing outa my ass. I must
admit, his licking my hole after all the punishment it had taken felt
really good! I didn't, however, make up for the pain that his cock and knot
had caused.

I never again let Joker fuck me. This is not to say that I wasn't perfectly
willing to let him lick my butt out while I jacked off. It means that I
wasn't about to let him get that cock of his with the knot attached
anywhere near my tender boy-hole again! And the cock of a human male didn't
get up my ass until I was 21 years old.

Have I played with any dogs since Joker? Yes, there was another one, a much
smaller dog, who used to love to lick out my ass while I jacked off. That
was at age 19 but, like I said before, that's another story all together!

THE END of Joker Takes My Cherry

If you liked this, then you are really Kinky! And I love that in a man!
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