Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2022 16:32:57 +0000 (UTC) From: Ronald Shearing Subject: Unlocking Sexual Secrets 92 Unlocking Sexual Secrets Part 92 Nifty / bisexual / adult-friends This story is fiction and is intended for mature readers only. If it is not legal to read this story in your jurisdiction please close this page now. If you have any feedback on my story, I'm always happy to take it via email. Email address is above. As always, let's not forget the donation link. http://donate.nifty.org/donate.html And finally, sorry for the hiatus. Sometimes real life gets in the way. In the week that followed it became pretty apparent that my 'thing' with Donnie was off. I tried to contact Donnie on my burner, more than once, but I got no reply. I wondered if Alyssa had told him about the blowjob. I imagine she had. I wasn't exactly going to drive over there on the off chance, so I decided to accept that it was one of those things that was good while it lasted but was now over. C'est la vie. On the Friday of our meet-up with Suzy and Earl, I finished work early and drove the boys over to Louise's mom's place. When I got back home, Louise was sitting smoking in the living room. I noticed that Louise had done herself up very nicely. Her make-up was night out perfect, and she'd styled her hair with a curling iron. Clothes-wise she was wearing a low-cut black silk blouse, open more than just enough, and tight black pants. I swallowed as I thought that Earl was one lucky bastard. And once again I had that fleeting 'Why the fuck do I do this?' feeling. Louise stubbed out her cigarette and suggested we get ready to go. I ordered an Uber while she touched up her deep red lipstick. When the car arrived, Louise handed me a patterned fabric travel bag. "Playwear, Ron. Suzy said she likes to dress up. I guess you knew that from her pictures on the website. Anyway, I'll dress up too. I think Suzy is expecting me to, she dropped so many hints in her last few messages. Anyway, it's nothing too outrageous, but hopefully sexy enough. I know you'll like it. I think Earl will too." I swallowed one more time at the thought of Earl fucking my drop-dead gorgeous wife. "OK, let's go," Louise said, tapping me on the arm. It only took around fifteen minutes before we arrived in front of a modern multi-story apartment block. As the car drove off, Louise lit a cigarette. I looked at Louise, who realized I must have been wondering why she'd decided to have a smoke just before we went in. "They're no smoking in the house. Although they meet smokers. Let me finish this quickly, then we'll go in. It's 5A, buzzers are over there on the right." I stood for a couple of minutes watching Louise speed-smoke her Marlboro. Taking one last very deep drag, Louise dropped the butt of her cigarette onto the sidewalk and crushed it out underfoot. "OK, Ron. You press. Here we go again!" Louise smiled, confidently it looked to me. I wondered why Louise was so relaxed and I was still nervous in these situations. We'd done it enough times. I pressed the buzzer for 5A. After a few seconds a friendly feminine voice told us to let ourselves in and to take the elevator to 5. I gulped as I pushed the heavy glass door open. There were two elevators right in front of us. The door to the one on the left opened when I pressed a button between them. I let Louise enter first then I followed, carrying Louise's bag. When we exited the elevator, I looked left where an attractive dark-haired woman was standing. "Hi, Louise. Hi, Ron. I'm Suzy, we're over here. Come on in." I took a good look at Suzy as she smiled in our direction. Yes, Suzy was a looker. In fact, she looked better in the flesh than online. She wore her dark hair straight, parted in the middle. Her make-up was understated, except possibly for her lips that were painted a shiny pink. Her most striking feature facially was probably her eyes, which were a very deep dark brown. Suzy was wearing a short tight black leather dress. Well it was mostly leather, the loose low cut cleavage looked like it was cotton. Suzy's firm round titties nicely filled out the dress, and her bare arms and legs were lightly tanned. Her legs were long and very shapely, her trim calf muscles supported by a pair of shiny patent leather high heels. Louise walked over to Suzy. I followed a step behind. Suzy beckoned us into a small hallway, then closed the door. "God, Louise, you look great! And you're not too bad either, Ron," Suzy smiled. It was like I instantly took a shine to Suzy. She was one of these people who quickly put you at ease, without being too artificial. I felt sure I was going to enjoy fucking her. "Let's go through. Earl!" Suzy said in a raised voice, "Our guests are here. Bring the drinks through." We entered a modern living room. The furniture was light brown leather, and there was a large low oval glass table in the center of a dark brown rug. There was an entrance to what looked like a dining room on the left wall. On the right wall was a very large flatscreen TV and another door to the far right. Louise and I sat down on a three-seater couch. I glanced up as Earl walked in. "Hi, you two," Earl said as he put a bottle of red wine down on the oval table. "Let's have a drink and a chat, before, you know." Suzy sat down to Louise's left as Earl poured four glasses of wine. After handing us each a glass, Earl shook my hand then sat down on a chair to my right. "OK, before we get down to the topic that always comes up.." Earl started to say before Suzy butted in. "Yes, the 'How did we get into this scene' chat. It never gets boring, you know," Suzy tittered. "Yes, well anyway, first let's introduce ourselves properly." Earl explained that he was a Professor at Pace Law School. "I can cycle to work in five minutes" he mentioned as one of the biggest benefits of living so close to the campus. We got a lot more detail. As Earl talked, it was obvious he liked talking about himself. It turned out he'd initially worked in the court system, but he hated the routine and most of the people he had to deal with, so he decided he'd find teaching more satisfying, and quit. Suzy's background was a LOT more interesting. "So, Louise and Ron, I guess I might as well just tell you. Earl knows, well actually, it's how we met. You see, I was a hooker for four years." Shit! I actually got a shock when Suzy said this. There was a few seconds of silence, before Louise spoke. "Oh my gosh!" Louise exclaimed. "That's so interesting. I've, well, Ron and I have paid women to be with us. And I guess you could say we have a friend, she's not exactly a friend, but anyway, she has her own porno website. I suppose technically she's a prostitute. Well, she is. She fucks guys for money at these BBW events she sets up." "Yeah, well I was what you'd call a traditional prostitute," Suzy replied. "I'd gotten divorced, it was messy. I was into drugs, not anymore, I hasten to add. A guy I knew suggested it. The work I mean. I wasn't exactly thinking straight around that time. So, I put an ad online. Craigslist. Shit, that used to be a great place to hook up. So. The first guy, God, it seemed so easy. And once it'd started, well, it seemed like easy money." Suzy took a sip of wine before continuing. "Yes, right from the start, I didn't mind it. Like, you know, I always liked sex. I suppose I was a 'sex person'. And the pro stuff, well, I found if you concentrated on the cock, well, most men are the same. It could be a guy looks like Matt Damon, I got all sorts. Usually some 50-year old cheating on his wife. I got used to it pretty quickly." "Did you, ehm, was there anything, bad, eh, that.." Louise stumbled over her words before Suzy replied. "If you mean like, no, well, no, I never really had any bad experiences. Nobody tried to kill me, or anything like that. I always took the money up- front. There was never any violence. I guess one time. You see, I found myself in a mess one time, legal, I'd got busted by a plain clothes cop who thought he'd fuck me and not pay, demanded his hundred-and-fifty back. We argue, one thing leads to another. "So, I'm downtown, I ask for a lawyer, and after a few hours hanging around, Earl shows up. He was so good. I ended up not even having to pay a fine. The charge was dropped as long as I didn't allege entrapment. Anyway, Earl and I, well, it was natural, I liked him, and I could see he liked me. I decided to stop doing what I was doing, no more sex with men for money. Earl eventually plucked up the courage and asked if I'd like to go on a date. A proper date. I agreed, and we started dating. Within a month I moved in with Earl. I stopped doing drugs completely after a little while, hell worst I'll do these days is have an occasional cigarette. And now, four years later, here we are." Wow, I thought silently. That was some fucking back story. Louise and I shared our more 'normal meeting story. Late teens, love at first sight, well on my part anyway. How we'd been together since. "So, I guess next it's how we got into this scene," Earl said pouring us all another glass of wine. "So," Suzy continued, "Earl knew about my background, obviously. One night we were talking about sex. We talked about it all the time, still do. And Earl says he'd like to try a threesome. I wasn't by any means a prude. But I knew what kind of threesome Earl meant. So, I agree that we'll try it first with another girl. Later, we discussed that we could invite another guy into our bed. Anyway, I still knew a girl from my working days who I thought would be into it. She was. So, Earl got his wet dream threesome. Then, must have been about six months later, we invited a guy over for dinner. I'd known the guy for a few years in my early twenties, before I was a hooker, it was a kind of spontaneous Social Media thing. I reached out to him on Facebook. He'd always been into me. So, we meet, and the night ends up with the three of us in bed. "After that, few weeks later" Suzy continued, "We decided to join a hook-up site. That was about two years ago. And we've done a LOT of stuff since." "OK, what about you guys?" Earl asked. As usual Louise took the lead. I never totally felt comfortable when Louise mentioned my bisexuality, especially in this case, with Earl being totally straight, but Louise ran through the 'how it all started' part, through our dabbling with other women, other guys, other couples, and the parties we'd been to. "Earl says one day he might try something with another guy. I nag him enough about it. I find man-on-man so fucking hot! I see it happening at a party, I sit and watch." We talked some more about our experiences. Louise mentioned the party we'd gone to down in the City, Xochi. "That sounds fantastic. We once went to a CRAZY party!" Suzy burst out. "It was a private party at an Adult Store." I remembered the picture of Suzy with the racks of porno DVDs on racks in the background. "God," Earl exclaimed, "Four girls and about ten guys." Earl and Suzy described what was practically a gangbang. Then the chat subsided. "OK," Suzy said, taking the lead. "Louise, would you like to change into something more comfortable?" Louise smiled and nodded. "OK, Ron, Earl. We'll go and get changed. You wait here, we won't be too long." Earl nodded, I just shifted back in my seat as Louise stood up and picked up her bag. Then Suzy and Louise headed to the door near the TV, entering what I took to be a bedroom. The door clicked shut behind them. Earl turned to me. "Ron, we usually start altogether, can be through here, or on the bed through there. Yes, first time, we stay close. You don't mind do you?" "No, it's totally OK," I replied. "You seem nervous, Ron?" Earl asked. I let out a short laugh. "Yeah. Nervous tension. Nervous excitement. I don't know why, but I'm always like this. Usually, I chill after a drink. And once I'm into it, in the zone, I relax. I let go, and totally enjoy the situation. I'm looking forward to it," I said, realizing as I said it that I was. I liked Suzy already. I wanted her. "Ron, you're bisexual, right? I mean you dig guys? How does that work?" I gulped, but I'd had enough wine to discuss it openly. "Yes, well, my real preference is for shemales," I confessed, "But I do stuff with guys too." "Wow! Shemales. Chicks with dicks. I've occasionally wondered about that myself." The wine was opening me up further. "You should try it, Earl. You'll probably like it." "You never know, Ron. Suzy is always on at me to let a guy suck my dick. And worse, suck a guy's dick. Shit, sorry Ron! No offense. I sometimes wonder if I should just do it to shut her up." I looked up as the bedroom door opened. Suzy walked in first, followed by Louise a few steps behind. Shit! First Suzy. She had tied her hair up, and had applied fresh make-up, and looked very much the desirable MILF with her lips glistening, painted a deep glossed pink. She was wearing a black fishnet body stocking, the sleeves and legs were patterned with a lacy design, shiny black high heels. The body stocking was crotchless, and Suzy's clean-shaved mound was fully exposed. I swallowed. This had potential. For one thing I loved that abrasive feeling I would get when I slipped the tip of my dick over nylon stocking tops. I felt a twinge in my groin. Louise. Well, she'd been right when she said I'd like her get up. Louise stepped forward in what I think was a red bikini. The bra part barely covered Louise's voluptuous melons, basically there were two red triangles of shiny red fabric covering her areolae. The fabric was pulled back tightly by red spaghetti-like strings, squashing Louise's mountains of tit flesh so that her breasts almost seemed to defy gravity. A similar, almost inverted red triangular patch of fabric covered Louise's bulging mons pubis. There were similar thin red strings attached at the sides, tied in bows. It looked like Earl would have very easy access to Louise's pussy. Suzy turned towards me. She stopped in front of me and after a brief look in my eyes grabbed the back of my head and clamped her moist lips onto mine. I responded immediately, my tongue tangling with hers as we kissed. I pressed myself firmly into Suzy and fully explored her warm wet mouth with my tongue. I could hear Louise and Earl French-kissing next to me, but I didn't have to fight the urge to look at them too hard, I was fully invested in this exciting first clinch with the very sexy Suzy. Suzy leaned back and detached her lips from mine. "Let's go to bed. Earl and I like to be close when we play with a couple for the first time. I like it that way. Shall we?" Suzy gripped my hand and turned towards the bedroom. As she led me through, I felt Louise and Earl right behind me. Suzy and Earl's bedroom was fairly large. It was subtly decorated. The walls were a lilac color. The bed was centered on the far wall. It wasn't too big, so if we were all fucking on the bed together, being close wasn't going to be a problem. The bed clothes were a very pale shade of purple, almost white. There was a door to a small bathroom on the left far wall. "OK, boys, get undressed!" Suzy demanded. "Louise, let's lie on the bed and make out while these handsome men get ready." Louise and Suzy flopped onto the bed and immediately started to kiss. Earl was getting undressed very quickly. And I took a sharp intake of breath when his fully erect cock sprung out of his pants. Shit. It was a big one. I wondered for a second if I'd be able to satisfy Suzy, but nevertheless I got all of my clothes off pretty quickly. Suzy looked up at us then slipped away from Louise. I noticed that Louise's tits had fought themselves free from the micro bikini top. The red fabric was cutting into the underside of Louise's boobs. Christ, they looked mouth wateringly suckable. "Ron, baby, please, lie here. Louise, Earl, you take the left. Now a quick one before we start. Louise has told me she particularly likes to fuck a guy on top. I like it that way too. So, let's not fuck about," Suzy giggled uncontrollably at that last comment. "Guys, you lie down because Louise and I both need to impale ourselves on your beautiful man-things. I need to cum, and so does Louise. So come on, lie down already!" Louise and Suzy edged off the bed. Earl lay down first, running his hand down Louise's breasts and waist as he did so. He lay back and his cock twitched upward, the subsided on his belly. I felt Suzy grab my wrist and I lay down next to Earl in response. "Ready, Louise?" I heard Suzy ask. "You bet I am!" Louise responded. Both girls climbed onto the bed at the same time. It was a tight squeeze and I suppressed a yelp as Suzy pinched the flesh on my upper arm as she got in position. Louise climbed on top of Earl, and I felt her untie the strings on her bikini panties before jettisoning them onto the floor. I felt Suzy run her hand down my waist, seeking out my cock which she soon found. She gave my shaft a tight squeeze, then maneuvered herself upwards, then down. I felt Earl and Louise coming together, and then heard Louise gasp an "Oh, fuck!" as she pushed her wet cunt onto Earl's meaty shaft. I didn't have time to dwell on it. Suzy pushed herself down and my cock slid deep into her warm, wet and very tight snatch. It was much tighter than Louise's. I guess Louise would say 'No kids'. I let out an involuntary "Ah" then looked up at Suzy who I saw smiling down at me. I felt that this was going to be fun. But it was Earl and Louise who were first to get a rhythm going. The bed started to rock and I felt the outside of Louise's right arm start rubbing against my side. I wasn't totally sure if Suzy was going to take the lead like it looked like Louise had done with Earl. After a few seconds I flexed my ass muscles and started to pump up into Suzy's tight cunt. She leaned over, put her face close to mine and we started to kiss hard as we fucked. Louise had already started moaning loudly, but even being so close I did my best to tune this out and focus on Suzy. After a short while Suzy arched her back up and lifted her head away from mine. She was now more actively riding me than I was shafting her. I heard a tearing sound and then opened my eyes wide to watch Suzy frantically ripping apart the fishnet material constraining her round titties until they flopped free. Suzy had that faraway look in her eyes as she pinched both of her nipples hard and then grunted a loud "Oh, fuck!". This excited exclamation was followed by a loud wailing as Suzy's whole body shuddered in an unexpected, at least unexpected for me, climax. Shit! It felt like we'd only just started. "Keep going, Ron" Keep GGGOOOIINNGGGG!' Suzy growled, "I can come more than once, keep FUCKING me!" I looked up to see Suzy's eyes squeezed shut, then couldn't stop myself looking to my right. I saw Louise turn and smile at me. Earl had his face and mouth buried deep in Louise's voluptuous tit flesh. It didn't look to me as if Louise was close to an orgasm yet. Suzy pulled my attention back her way by leaning forward and gripping my chin with her left hand. She stared into my eyes and forcefully pushed her tongue into my mouth. As she did this, I took the initiative back and started to more eagerly slide my cock in and out of Suzy's VERY wet cunt. It felt like if I went for it hard, I wouldn't be long coming. I gave up any ideas of coital style and finesse and just banged Suzy's by now audibly squelching pussy as hard and as fast as I could. After maybe a minute, I felt it start to build, and as Suzy wrenched her head upwards and loudly declared the start of another orgasm, "Fuck, I'm CUMMING AGAIN!" she squealed in ecstasy, I felt the itch, then I felt the twitch at the base of my shaft, and I hissed as what felt like a very healthy dose of hot come flooded out of the tip of my dick. As I climaxed, Suzy flopped onto me and lightly bit my neck. As my orgasm subsided, I realized that the rocking and bumping on my right was getting more and more frantic. I heard Earl explode first. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, OHHHHHH! FUCCCK!" Earl grunted. The bed started to tremble more as I felt a fluttering in Louise's legs as she issued a loud 'Ooooooooooooh' and started to climax. I watched as Earl's fingers dug into Louise's mammaries, before Louise eventually relaxed and put her hands round Earl's wrists before gently pushing his hands away. After twenty more seconds or so, we were all lying motionless in what seemed like a satisfied post-coital glow. I half expected Louise to ask Suzy if she could smoke, but she didn't. Louise got up first. I glanced over as she detached the narrow, crumpled red fabric of her bikini top from under her breasts and dropped it on the floor. Suzy edged sideways and my cock slipped out of her snatch. It felt like her pussy was seeping come onto my groin. In fact, it was. "Louise," Suzy said turning her head towards Louise, "Can I?" Louise looked at me, then smiled. Glancing back at Suzy, she replied, "OK, Suzy, do it then." Suzy looked down at me. Then Earl. "Earl, we've talked about this before. And Louise told me Ron likes it. And Louise doesn't mind." Earl edged himself up on his elbows. He sighed, and started to speak, "But, Suzy.." "Earl, you promised!" Suzy interrupted. "One day. You said, 'one day'. And that day is today. Do it baby. PLEEEAASSSSE!" I had an idea about what was about to be suggested, but I was slightly surprised by the exact detail, when Suzy eventually said what she wanted us to do. Earl looked defeated. "OK, just this once," he said submissively. Suzy turned to me. "Ron, please, can you do me a favor? Can you let Earl clean your dick?" I felt a slight shock. "Ehm, .." "Earl, please! Ron, please! You like my taste, Earl. This is, well, we've talked about this, about things you might do, please." Earl pushed himself up, then looked me in the eye. "You're OK with this, Ron?" I breathed out. Why not, I thought. "I'm OK if you are Earl." "Well, fuck it, here goes! You win Suzy! You FUCKING win!" Earl exclaimed. Earl leaned over my waist. Without touching my softening dick, he leaned his face into my groin. I felt Earl's breath on my sticky cock and balls, then all of a sudden, in one slow movement, Earl tentatively swallowed my cunt juice covered cock. He let out a few uncertain sounding 'Hhms' as he slid his mouth all the way down to my root. Earl stopped briefly. Then he lifted his head, pausing for a few seconds at the tip of my dick for one last suck. Earl lifted himself up and lay back on one elbow on his side of the bed. "OK, Suzy, that's it, OK?" "You didn't like it, Earl?" Suzy smiled. "Please Suzy, not now. And I suppose you want us to do that other thing?" "Yes. We might as well. Louise? That thing we talked about?" I turned to Louise, guessing what was about to come next. Louise spoke before I could say anything. "Ron, in half an hour or so. I'd like you to suck Earl's cock. I mean we'd like you to. And I mean a proper blowjob. Until he comes in your mouth. OK?" "Really?" I asked Louise. "Yes, Ron. Really." I looked over at Earl who showed no real obvious emotion, that I could see anyway. After a few seconds, Earl got up silently and headed to the bathroom. Suzy handed Louise a toweled lilac bathrobe, then she too headed into the bathroom, shutting the door, and latching it. Louise walked over to the bed and sat down beside me. "Ron," Louise said softly. "Let's do the blowjob thing for Suzy, then head home. I'll make a babysitter excuse, OK?" "OK," I replied. The thing was I was looking forward to sucking Earl's fat dick. And Louise probably knew this. As for heading home soon, I was cool with that. Even if it meant a missed opportunity of ass-fucking Suzy (I was pretty sure that 'anal receiving' was on her 'Likes' on the website profile). "And another thing," Louise continued, "When we get home, I need you to fuck me. I've got a confession to make. I faked the orgasm with Earl." == We went back to the living room for more drinks. Louise and I had gotten dressed. Earl had changed into a pair of gray sweatpants and a New York Rangers T-Shirt. Suzy was wearing a bathrobe. After around forty minutes, Suzy suggested it was time for Earl to lose his 'bisexual virginity'. Earl's eyes widened in shock, until Suzy said, "Not THAT, stupid!" Earl seemed to relax a little, but he still looked far from comfortable. "OK, Louise, Ron, how do we do this?" Suzy asked. "Ron?" Louise prompted. I looked over at Earl who was sat comfortably on a leather armchair. "Earl, I guess the easiest thing is you sit there. I'll kneel in front, and we'll do it that way, OK?" I was surprised at how casually I was treating this, but I must have had at least five large glasses of wine by that point. I stood up as Earl raised his hairy butt from the chair and slipped his sweatpants off. When he dropped them on the floor, I found that I was surprised that Earl already had a semi. Maybe he wasn't so against this after all? Maybe Suzy and Earl were playing us? To be honest, I didn't care. At that point all I wanted to do was suck a cock, and Earl's was standing there right in front of me. I walked over and knelt in front of Earl. "Oh, Louise!" Suzy squealed, "This is SOOOOOHHH FUCKING HOT! I'm so grateful you and Ron are making this dream come true for me!" I looked up at Earl, who looked down at me nervously. I now thought that he wasn't acting. This really wasn't his thing. But I also had a feeling that possibly Earl had had his dick sucked by a guy before and he hadn't told Suzy? That possibility also flashed through my mind. The fact he'd licked his wife's cunt juices and traces of my own come off of my own cock earlier led me to believe he was at a minimum very 'bi curious'. I took a deep breath, moistened my lips, and carefully pulled Earl's now rigid shaft towards me. It was very big, and very hard. I briefly thought about checking one last time if Earl was OK with this, but in the end, I just decided to go for it. I slowly parted my lips and pushed my open mouth downwards, taking four or maybe five inches of Earl's thick shaft, before pausing. I felt Earl tense, but in a good way, and I heard a slight murmur of pleasure rather than disgust escape from the side of his mouth. I started to move my mouth up and down. I could tell right away Earl was loving this. I soon felt a presence to my side, and paused briefly as Suzy, who had slipped out of her bathrobe, leaned over and started to kiss Earl. I continued sucking Earl's cock. I concentrated on trying to pleasure the underside of Earl's glans with my tongue as I fellated him. Earl's body was getting ever more rigid, and when I heard a cry from above, followed by a hint of a weak salty emission on my tongue, I knew Earl was close. I got myself ready for a mouthful of Earl's musky seed. Earl's cock suddenly twitched with orgasmic electricity as he groaned and came. The first spurt was a healthy one, and I swallowed his milk fast. There were four more twitches, each releasing a smaller amount of sperm, which I swallowed easily. I detached my mouth from Earl's cock when I knew he was spent. I stood up. Suzy lifted her head from Earl's and looked at me. "Thanks, Ron. Thank you so much. Earl, don't you fucking lie and say you never enjoyed that, you lucky bastard!" Earl just looked a little embarrassed. But I knew he'd enjoyed it. Oh fuck, yes. I knew he'd enjoyed it. == There was a little more chat as we waited for our Uber. As we left, Suzy kissed Louise, then me, more than just a friendly kiss, certainly in my case, I even felt my cock stiffening as she hungrily probed my mouth with her tongue. Although I was slightly pissed when Earl also grabbed Louise for a lengthy French kiss and a fumble of her breasts. "OK, guys," Suzy finally said as we walked out of the apartment, "I hope you enjoyed that. We certainly did. Keep in touch! And don't forget to register the meet on the website. We'll do you!" == When we got home, Louise took her coat off and surprised me by getting undressed in the living room. She lit a cigarette, then raised her eyebrows at me. "OK, Ron. Get naked. Smoky fuck. Do me from behind, here on the couch. And don't hold back. I was three quarters of the way to an orgasm when big macho Earl dumped his load up me. And just so you know, you are still far and away the best fuck I've ever had. So don't you ever forget that." TO BE CONTINUED