Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:21:24 -0800 From: bjjl Subject: Simpson Vignettes Bart & Milhouse. "Cops & Robbers" The phone rang, Marge Simpson picked it up. "Bart! It's Milhouse!" "Hey, Bart. You wanna come over to my house. Me and my mom are playing cops and robbers." "OK, sure. I got nothing better to do." Milhouse opened the door to let Bart in. In the living room Luanne was laying on the floor, her hands and feet tied were tied and her mouth was gagged. My mom is a cat burglar. I just caught her with all these jewels. Milhouse showed Bart a bag full of old costume jewelry. "I tied her up so she wouldn't get away," said Milhouse. "I think we should take her to jail." Bart smiled, "I think we should search her for any hidden guns or stuff." "OK," Milhouse said. As Bart and Milhouse began their search, they quickly found out Luanne Van Houten was a very ticklish person. Bart and Milhouse enjoyed making her squirm and jiggle around on the floor as their little hands tickled her all over. Bart quickly noticed her blouse buttons popped open with all the struggling she was doing. He finished unbuttoning them the rest of the way. Milhouse looked at him. "What are you doing, Bart." "We need to see if she is hiding anything in here." Bart slid his his hand inside her bra and felt her hard nipples. She squirmed some more on the floor but was unable to move very little because of the bonds that held her tight. "You know what they do with prisoners in Jail?" Bart asked Milhouse. He shook his head. "No, what?" "They strip'em down naked. To make sure they aren't hiding anything." "I don't know, Bart. That's my mom. I never seen her naked." "She seen you naked. What's the big deal?" Milhouse rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I guess so." Bart quickly pulled her blouse and bra off. "Whoa!" Bart said. "I didn't know your mom's boobs were so big." Bart immediately began pinching and pulling on her hard nipples. In turn, she groaned and wiggled back and forth on the floor. Milhouse unfastened her slacks and pulled them off. She was wearing pink panties which were completely wet in the crotch. "Whoa! Bart. Look at this. My mom's panties are all wet. I think she peed herself." Bart quickly pulled her panties off and tossed them on the floor with her slacks. "Look, Milhouse. Your mom doesn't have any hair on her pussy." "Is she suppose to?" "Sure, all mom's have hair on their pussy. My mom does. I saw her a lot of times in the shower." "Milhouse smiled, "how about Lisa? You ever seen her in the shower?" "Sure. She don't have any hair on her pussy either." "WOW!" Milhouse gasped. "I sure would like to see Lisa without any clothes on." "Stay with me , dude! I might be able to arrange that for you sometime." They turned their attention back to Luanne who was now naked on the floor. They rolled her over on her back, Bart grabbed her knees and pulled her legs apart. Both the boys had a perfect view of her wet pussy. Bart slid his fingers into her slit and rubbed them around. Luanne immediately began to groan and rock her hips. "Put your fingers in there," Bart told Milhouse. "It's really hot!" Milhouse slid his fingers into her pussy and she groaned as loud as the gag would let her. "You're right! It is really hot there." "Girls like it when you rub there." "How do you know, Bart?" "I've seen my mom do it when she didn't think anyone was watching." "You ever seen Lisa do it?" "Sure. She does it when she is in bed." Bart went back to pinching and twisting Luanne's nipples which made her moan and groan even more. "Roll her over," Bart said. Bart parted her ass cheeks and pointed. "There's her pucker." Milhouse looked also. "Yeah!" Luanne jumped quickly as Bart stuck his fingers into her hole. "What're you doing, Bart?" "That's where you put your stiff pecker! Don't you know anything?" "No, I guess not. How do you know that?" "Because, once I heard my mom tell my dad to put it in her butt!" "Bart!" Milhouse said. "All this fun we're having is making my pecker hard." "Yeah, me too!" Bart pulled his pants down and showed Milhouse his boner. Milhouse pulled his pants down and showed Bart his. Bart stuck his hard pecker into Luanne's tight butt. He began rapidly humping in and out. "What are you doing, Bart?" Milhouse asked. "I'm fucking! Don't you ever learn anything at school?" "I trade baseball cards a lot a school." "OH! MAN! What a feeling," Bart yelled. "Just like when you pull your pecker up and down. Only better!" "Yeah? Let me try," said Milhouse. He slid his his hard pecker in his mom's pucked and humped up and down just like Bart. It was not too long before he also felt that uncontrollable sensation shoot through his body. "WOW! I see what you mean, Bart!" They rolled Luanne over on her back again. Bart wanted to pull her nipples some more. Milhouse slid his fingers into her pussy and rubbed up and down like Bart had told him. In a very short time, Luanne groaned and moaned over and over. Her thighs shook and her tits jiggled as her body went into an orgasmic spasm. "WOW, Bart! Look at her shake when I rub her pussy!" "Yeah. Keep it up Milhouse. Your mom really likes it!" Suddenly, the phone rang. Milhouse ran to answer it. "It's your mom, Bart. She says you have to come home for dinner." "Naturally! Every time I'm having fun, I gotta go home for dinner. Damn!" Bart pulled his pants up. "Should we untie your mom?" Milhouse smiled. "No. I'm still gonna have some more fun with her. I'll tell you about it tomorrow at school." END>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bart & Lisa. "The Boy's Bathroom" Marge pulled up in front of Springfield Elementary and dropped Bart and Lisa off. "Now you kids make sure you take the bus home. I'll be late getting home. So, don't you get into trouble. BART!" "Geeze! Why do you always look at me?" At morning recess, the kids were playing when it turned into a tickling match. Ralph were being held down while the other boys tickled him. Lisa was on the ground being tickled by the twins, Sherri & Terri. Lisa laughed so hard, she actually peed her pants. She quickly ran to the bathroom, rolled took them off and dropped them in the trash can. Later in the hall, Bart came up to Lisa. "Where'd you go at recess?" "I had to got to the bathroom. Mind your own business, Bart!" Lisa bent over to get pick up a book she had dropped from her locker. Bart was quick to notice she didn't have any panties on. "Lisa! Since when did you go commando?" Lisa hung her head down. "I peed my pants. I had to take'em off. All Right?" Bart laughed. "That could be really embarrassing if word got around school." "Please! Bart. You can't tell anyone. I'll be the laughing stock of school. Please, Bart. I'll do anything. Just don't tell anyone." "Anything?" Bart smiled. Lisa knew that evil smile of Bart's but she had little or no choice. "Yes, Bart. What do you want?" Bart laughed, "I'll tell you at next recess." "Well, what is it, Bart?" Lisa sat down with her lunch next to Bart. "You have to come with me to the boy's restroom. You have to stand in the last stall and hold your dress up over your head. So the guys have a look at you." Lisa glared at him. "BART! Are you insane? I'm not going to do something like that." "Then I'll have to tell the whole world Lisa pooped her pants!" "Bart! I didn't poop my pants. I peed in them." "I think they will believe me when I tell everyone you pooped AND peed your pants at the same time." "DAMN YOU BART!" "Ha, Ha. I take it that's a yes?" Lisa followed Bart inside the school building to the boy's restroom. Bart flung open the door to the last stall. "Here you go Lisa! Stand up on the seat. Every time a guy comes in the stall. Pull your dress up over your head and let him see you naked!" Reluctantly, Lisa stood on top the toilet seat waiting for the first guy. Bart was collecting lunch money from all the boys that wanted to see Lisa naked. The stall door opened and Martin was the first. He just stood there smiling. Ralph was the next. "Gee, Lisa you don't have any pee-pee." Lisa pulled her dress down. "Get out, Ralph!" Lisa was extremely embarrassed when Nelson stepped in. "AH, Lisa. You look really fine." He reached over and quickly slid his finger between her legs. Startled, she almost lost her balance on the stool. "Nelson!" "Yeah, Lisa? Felt good didn't it?" Lisa turned her head away from Nelson. He slid his finger between her legs again and moved it back and forth. "You're really soft," he said before he left. Milhouse stepped in the stall. "Wow! Lisa. You look different naked." "Yeah, Milhouse. Everyone does. Now leave." "Can I feel between your legs?" "NO. You can't. Get out!" Lisa looked up and it was Ralph. "Ralph, you were already here once." "I know. I like to look at you naked." Lisa pulled her dress up. "OK, Ralph. Satisfied?" "Can I touch your titty?" Lisa quickly pulled her dress down. "NO, you may not! Get out!" By the end of lunch period, Bart was very happy because he had two pockets full of change. Lisa went on back to her classes, hoping this day would end very soon. She was a bit too anxious because there was still the ride home on the school bus. Bart made Lisa sit in the very back of the bus. The boys paid Bart again to sit next to Lisa on the bus and feel up under her dress. "Bart, I feel like such a slut!" Nelson sat down beside her. "That's because you are,Lisa." Nelson slid his his hand up her inner thigh. "You were just too goody goody to admit it." His fingers rubbed her pussy and she felt a tingling in her body. Nelson took Lisa's hand and shoved it in his pants. She immediately felt his warm hard pecker. "Feel that, Lisa?" She nodded her head. "Yes." "That's what we call a boner!" He unzipped his pants. Lisa had her hand tightly wrapped around it. "You want to pull your hand up and down on my boner." Lisa began pulling up and down on Nelson's pecker. Bart looked over. "Hey, Lisa you're jerking off Nelson." "It's called masturbation, Bart. You should know because you do it enough!" Bart looked shocked. "How do you know?" "I watch you in the bathroom. Through the key hole. I even saw you and Milhouse masturbating each other one time." All the kids on the buss laughed and pointed to Bart and Milhouse. Suddenly, Nelson groaned out loud and his whole body shivered. Lisa pulled even harder and Nelson groaned even louder. Her hand had worked magic on his little pecker. The kids on the bus were singing. "Bart and Milhouse sitt'in in a tree! Pulling the others pee-pee." Lisa was feeling great now. She would not have any more trouble from Bart for some time. END>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>