Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2023 23:30:26 -0700 From: Moe throatgoat Subject: Boo Cake Blues, First part, Bisexual--High School Boo Cake Blues Don was in high school. Everyone called him Donnie Darko because of his brooding Jake Gyllenhaal looks. However, he was a star baseball player and one of the cool kids. His dad's boss's son, Louis, was around Don's age, and their families went to the same church. Louis was a nerdy private school kid who looked like Ansel Elgort in The Goldfinch. Don's dad heftily paid for Louis to tutor Don. One reason was for a potential scholarship. Another was to suck up to his boss. After a tutoring session, Louis dropped Don off at a party. "You should come inside," Don said. "No. I have things--" Louis muttered, looking down. "Come in," Don pleaded. "There's some good-looking girls." Louis paused and snickered. "Don't be a pussy," Don said sternly, causing Louis to look up. "Maybe for a few," Louis concluded. The boys walked to the door. A short, highly energetic, Ferris Bueller-looking kid answered. "Donnie Darko!" the boy exclaimed, raising his hand to give a high five. "Blake!" Don greeted and threw his arm around him, causing Blake to bring his arm down awkwardly. Blake noticed Louis and froze. "Who's this?" "Louis--my tutor." "Oh, that guy?" "Yeah." Don and Louis entered. Louis glanced at Don, and Don shook his head. Two other boys and three girls stood and lounged in the living room as a basketball game blared from a massive TV. One boy, Lars, looked like a bearded Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, and the other, Hayden, looked like Michael B. Jordan. One girl, Jae, looked like a K-pop star; another, Madeline, appeared and spoke like Jackie Kennedy; and the last, Sofia, resembled early-2000 Christina Aguilera. Don introduced Louis to everyone. "The tutor," Hayden said suspiciously. Louis stared at the table overflowing with snacks, drinks, liquor, and pot. His eyes widened. "The tutor," Don imitated Hayden. "Duder, putter!" Lars hollered like a Danish moron and ripped open a bag of Cheetos so fast they went everywhere. "Did he get that pooper yet?" "Shut up, Lars," Don snapped as the girls glared at Lars. "Hey, nothing wrong with a little Peter, a big dick, and a smelly Johnson," Lars said, gulped down a beer, and smashed the can on his forehead. The kids partied for an hour as Louis alternated between glancing at his Rolex and iPhone and watching Don flirt with Madeline. Don occasionally noticed him, and Louis looked away. "Too bad she doesn't know he's gay," Jae murmured so only Louis could hear. She huffed on her vape. "Of course, he and everyone else will tell you otherwise." "He has a boyfriend?" Louis asked, stirring. "Stop drooling, lover boy." Louis felt his mouth. "And yeah, his name is Derek, and he's fine as hell. But you didn't hear it from me." "Who wants to play truth or dare?" Lars hollered, entering from outside, naked and soaked from the pool, as Blake followed and giggled. Blake was soaked but clothed. Don and Louis stared at Lars' junk, which was long, skinny, and hairy. They even caught each other staring. "Put some goddamn clothes on!" Sofia erupted. Blake left, and Lars did the helicopter with his dick. Jae laughed and filmed with her iPhone. Madeline covered her face. Louis stared silently. Everyone else guffawed. Blake entered with Lars's eggplant-adorned boxer briefs. Lars jerked his cock until it was half-hard and slapped on his undies. He went to the couch, plopped down next to Louis, and threw his leg on him. His boner popped out, and he grabbed Louis's head and shoved his face into it. "I know you want it," Lars muttered. Lost in ecstasy, Louis rested his cheek against Lars' monster dick. After a few seconds, he sat up with a bashful smile on his crimson face. "Put your dick away!" Sofia roared. "Now!" "Yeah, whatever," Lars mumbled and slipped it in. "Now, who wants to play truth or dare?" The room fell silent. "No one wants to play your stupid game," Sofia snapped. "Maybe one round?" Madeline asked meekly. Everyone froze, and Jae shut off the TV and music. "Saint Mother Teresa?" Sofia asked, dumbfounded. "Well, I just think it'd be fun," Madeline said, giggling. Hayden and Sofia locked eyes. You could see the sparks flying. "Maybe one round," Hayden insisted. Don squeezed in between Lars and Jae. "Don't do anything crazy," Don grumbled to Lars as Lars sputtered. Sofia closed her legs and cleared her throat. "Then there's going to be some ground rules," Sofia seized the moment. "First rule," Lars said and pulled out his rock monster. "This thing needs to be sucked." Don and Louis stared at it like vultures. "Put it away!" Sofia screeched. Lars complied and glanced at Louis, who stared into his eyes. Lars smirked and nodded, and Louis looked away and blushed. "We go in a circle--" Jae said. "That's right--in a circle. Also, each person can only do one thing and have one thing done to them," Sofia took over. "Oh, and no cameras--Jae." Jae discreetly sat her phone down. "I see you." "Fine," Jae said and shut off her phone. "Wait," Blake said nervously and chuckled. "We're not seriously doing this? Are we?" "We sure are. We're gonna get naked and fuck. Are you down or what, son?" Lars asked. "By the way, we all know you have a tiny peen." Don guffawed. "Stop that," Don gasped. "Just like we know you and the tutor are fucking," Lars said to Don. "Fuck you," Don seethed. "Who goes first?" Jae interjected. "Me," Sofia asserted, glancing at Hayden. "And who says the dare?" Jae asked. Louis slowly stood. "I think--it's time that I--" Louis stammered. Blake walked over, grabbed his shoulder, and shoved him down. "Mormon boy, if I got to do this, so do you." "Clockwise from me and counterclockwise from Hayden. And I choose dare, Hayden. Tell me what you want me to do," Sofia cooed. "Good god, we know you two been fucking forever," Lars spat out his beer. "Eat out Madeline," Hayden replied, point blank. The room froze, except for Lars, who let out a long howl. "What the fuck, Hayden?" Sofia asked, shocked. Madeline slammed her legs shut. "Did I stutter?" Hayden grumbled. "Your game, your rules," Blake said, laughing. "Shut up, Blake," Sofia said. "Maybe take her to the bathroom. Give them privacy," Don said like a perfect gentleman. "Fuck that. We want to watch this shit," Lars griped. "Yeah, I think Don is right," Blake said. "He's fucking retarded. Get to feasting, ladies," Lars said. Madeline started crying. "What about what I want?" Madeline sobbed. "What is this woke shit?" Lars asked. "See, this is why this is a bad idea," Blake said. "Ferris Bueller, will you shut the hell up? I'm trying to get a damn show here." Madeline rose quickly, grabbed Sofia's hand, and dragged her to the bathroom. Hayden crept toward the door. Sofia exited and clasped Hayden's hand. "I know you want to see this," Sofia said, pulling him into the bathroom. Everyone else rose and went to the bathroom door. Within seconds, light slurping and female moaning emerged. Blake tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge. Then he knelt and tried to look under the door. Jae giggled. "Ah, shit. He put a towel under there," Blake whispered to them. "Let's leave them alone," Don said, adjusting his tent and leaving. They returned to the living room. "Who's next? Those three are gonna be a while," Lars said. "This is stupid," Blake said. "Stop being a pussy, Ferris." Sofia, Hayden, and Madeline exited and did the walk of shame. "That was fast," Jae groaned. "Details, details, we want the details. Out with it, you shameless sluts," Lars said, opening another can and grabbing the popcorn. "I licked it. Now, you're all going to pay for it," Sofia vowed. "Promise?" Lars asked excitedly. "Madeline, truth or dare? Blake, call the shots," Sofia announced. "Truth," Madeline replied. "Oh, come on," Lars complained. "She just had her--" Don choked up. "Her lady clam cleaned. Okay, good point." "Did Hayden ever fuck you?" Blake asked, point blank, as Sofia glared at him. "No!" Sofia barked. "Oh, this is some Jerry Springer shit. You fucking Americans are crazy," Lars said, laughing. "Twice," Madeline answered. Sofia's eyes bulged. "They were fucking blowjobs. And she didn't even swallow," Hayden whispered to Sofia. "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!" Lars cheered. Sofia looked up, stuck her fingertips to her temples, and closed her eyes. "I'm not doing this right now," Sofia grumbled. She opened her eyes. "Christian schoolboy--Louis, you're calling the shots. Jae, truth or dare?" "Since Maddie chose truth, I'll choose to dare," Jae said. "Will you give me a kiss?" Louis asked, beaming. "What the fuck ever. You're as sus as a four-dollar bill," Lars said, snickering. Jae smiled sweetly. "Sure," she said and hurried over to him. They kissed slowly and sensually for a few seconds. They even slipped each other some tongue. "Good cover, gay boy. I bet your boyfriend over here is jealous," Lars said. "And I had to eat a girl's pussy," Sofia complained. "Oh, stop it. That's the cleanest thing here," Lars said. Jae took her seat. "Thank you, Louis," Jae murmured, blowing him a kiss as he blushed. "Don, truth or dare? Lars, be nice," Sofia said. "My turn. Yes!" Lars said and did a shimmy. "Okay," Don said and gulped. "Dare." "Suck your tutor's dick," Lars said without missing a beat. "I already had something done to me," Louis protested. "Wasn't that--?" He turned to Sofia. "Your rule?" "Not so fast, slick Willy," Lars replied. "He has to suck your dick," Sofia commanded. Louis cringed. "Oh, come on. We know you've been scoping him out all evening," Lars said. "I'm not gay!" Don snapped. "Neither am I," Louis muttered. "Neither am I!" Sofia exploded. "And all of you made me eat her. Now, shut up and get to sucking. Use the bathroom if you have to," Sofia said. "See, this is why this was a bad idea," Blake said. "Your mommy giving birth to you was a bad idea," Lars said. "Come back to me. I'll do it, but after everyone else goes. I'm not gay, so this will be difficult for me," Don said. "Overruled!" Lars shouted, smashing another can on his head. "That's fine," Sofia said. "What?" Lars and Madeline asked at the same time. "That's fucked," Madeline griped. "Girlfriend, you fucked me with a hairbrush," Sofia said. The room fell silent. "What the fuck?" Hayden asked, wide-eyed. "I don't know where I was going with that. Next!" Sofia said. "We want to hear more," Lars said. "Wait, your honor. May the prosecution present some evidence?" Jae asked Sofia mischievously. "Yes, prosecution," Sofia played along. "I think I know where this is going," she mumbled. "I'd like to present Derek Bumgarner as evidence of the crime of--buggery." "Never happened," Don protested. "Your ruse is up. Time to suck," Sofia barked. Don stood, faced Louis, and extended his hand. Louis took his hand, and Don led him to the bathroom. "Damn, is everyone going to use the bathroom? What is the damn point of this--?" Lars lashed out. "Shut up, Euro-trash," Sofia fired back. "You sound like you're one of them," Jai told Lars, implying Lars was gay. "No shit," Hayden grumbled. "Maybe I am," Lars replied, not giving a shit. Louis walked and sat on the toilet. He was stiff and awkward. Don slowly locked the door and placed a rolled towel under the door. "Turn off the light," Louis murmured. Don shut off the light and moved to Louis. "This never happened," Don said. Louis leaned onto Don's bulge. "Can I suck you instead?" Louis whispered. "Fuck yes." Louis pulled down his gym shorts. Don wore navy Hanes briefs, and they were musky and drenched in sweat. Louis slowly slipped them down until his boner popped out and stood straight out. Don's cock was huge, hairy, and veiny. A whiff of ball funk and Axe body spray struck Louis in the face. Giggling emerged behind the door. "Ignore them," Don whispered. Louis grabbed his boner and stroked it for a few seconds. "How does that feel?" "So good," Don gasped. Louis touched his muscular butt, and Don flenched. "Stop teasing me." "Yeah, stop teasing," Lars said behind the door. "Leave them alone!" Sofia hollered in the distance. Louis slowly placed his mouth around Don's cock, and Don gasped, thrust forward, and came down the back of his throat. Don groaned and exhaled. "Damn, that was some great shit!" Lars shouted. "I could feel that." Suddenly, Don dropped to his knees and undid Louis's pants. He yanked out Louis's massive, impeccably groomed, and scented manhood. Louis lied back and scooted down like he was getting a BJ. Instead, Don rose, spat on his fingers, and fingered himself. "Oh, yeah. Let me fuck you. I'm going to cum so fast, baby," Louis whispered like a bitch in heat. Don turned around, and his ass crept toward Louis's dick. Abruptly, Louis grabbed his hip and shoved him down on his dick. Don clenched his asshole. "Gently," Don groaned, straining. Don spat on his fingers and applied them to his asshole. He lowered himself down Louis's shaft. He was two inches deep when Louis exploded. Suddenly, rapid knocking emerged. "Fuck! What?" Don yelled as he got off Louis's dick and spilled the load. "Jae's parents are home. We need to leave--now," Blake pleaded. "Are you fucking serious right now?" Don grumbled as he snatched toilet paper from Louis's hand.