Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:59:54 -0500 From: Ann Mills Subject: JoAnne, Her Best Friend Barb and Barb's Father That night, thoughts of my best friend Barb filled my mind, and kept me awake. I wondered what her father had said when she told him that she was chosen to be a cheerleader at school. She had been terrified to even tell him about it. That man was no more cut out to be a pastor than I am !!! To me, he is a demon from Hell, and I think he deserves to be cut down a notch or two. But how ?? Who could do it ?? My thoughts raced ahead to an incident that occured this afternoon. Just then, my phone rang, it was my boyfriend Joe. "Hey, Baby," he said, " you already in bed? Whatcha got on, nuttin' I bet. We had football practice until late and I just got outta the shower. I sure could use some of your tight, sweet tasting pussy wrapped around this big, hard dick that I've got in my hand, or your sweet mouth deepthroating it." "Joe, is that ALL you think about", I laughed. "and, you know that I sleep in the nude. Darling, I'm SO concerned about what goes on with that mean ol' dad of Barb's !! I DESPISE that man !! But, Baby, I'm not so preoccupied that I, too, would'nt LOVE some action with you. RIGHT THIS MINUTE !! Joe, I need to share something with you, but don't you DARE breath a word of it at school !!!" And I told him about the incident wih Barb. His reaction was, "Holy Cow, JoAnne, do you think that Barb is a LESBO ?? Sounds like she was coming on to you. I know her dad won't let her date, so he knows she's still a virgin, and maybe she thinks that if she likes females, she can still get her jollies and her dad won't know. Who knows, maybe that ol' man of hers wants to pop her cherry himself !! I'll bet he has fantacized about sticking his HOLY dick deep in her virgin pussy. I wonder if the preacher can still get it up," Joe laughed. " I wonder what kinda sex life he has with that ol' witch of a wife. I'll bet she ain't never sucked his dick, and I'll bet that the missionary position is the only way that ol' fart knows to fuck. I wonder what he would do if a REAL woman offered him a blowjob or a piece of ass. Do ya think he would fall off that ivory tower that he built for himself ?? " " Joe, you don't know it, but you just gave me an idea to take Barb's dad a notch or two !!!! Let me work out the details and I'll tell you all about, I may need your help." Joe said, "Right on Babe, I'll help any way I can, I'd love to help tar and feather that ol' goat and ride him outta town on a rail !! I'm zonked, gotta turn over and go to sleep. I'm too tired to even wank my dick." I laughed, " If you're too tired to do THAT, then I know you're beat. Goodnight, Joe." The absurdity of Joe thinking that Barb is a lesbian, faded as I drifted off to sleep. As did the terrific idea Joe gave me.   (To be Continud)