Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 23:05:53 +0000 From: Mike Subject: WHEN INCESTUOUS WORLD COLLIDE (Part 2) This is a story of complete fiction and none of the people in it are real. I hope you enjoy it and any feedback is welcome Various Combinations - Brother/Sister, Categories - MILF's, Teens, One on one, Foursome, Bisexual, Anal, Squirting, Pissing, She Males, Drink and Drugs WHEN INCESTUOUS WORLDS COLLIDE (PART 2) A SUMMER OF TEENAGE, INCESTUOUS LUST OK, so where do I start, where do I begin to tell you how I started having a sexual relationship with my own Sister? Well the first thing we need to do is look at some of the reasons we were attracted to each other in the first place, and some of the reasons that we started developing a very special bond at just the right time. You see our Dad walked out on our Mum when I was sixteen and Jen was fast approaching fifteen, and I should just tell you that she was already well developed for her age, and I suppose that's when we became much closer than we already were, because even though our Mum tried to help us cope as much as she could she obviously had her own issues to deal with, especially as our Dad had left her for one of our neighbours ten years younger which had quite clearly devastated her. And because Mum decided the best way to get over what had happened was to re-live her youth so to speak, there were at least three or four nights every week when Jen and I would be left alone, and which was where, looking back now, the sexual attraction first started, and although nothing serious would happen for well over a year, I still look back at those days as some of the best of my youth, because not only was I starting to experience something that only others who have experienced it can really describe, but I'd also become fully sexually active, losing my Virginity to my Mate's nineteen year old, very experienced, sex mad Sister, who just blatantly phoned me up one Saturday morning, told me she'd wanted to fuck me for ages, that she had the House to herself for the weekend and that she was lying naked in her Parent's bed just waiting for me to come and join her! But as well as having the best weekend of my life up until that point, I also discovered that I was very well endowed for a Lad of my age, and that I had an extremely high sex drive, which in turn gave me the confidence to pretty much start fucking any one I wanted to, including over the course of the next six months or so, another Mate's older Sister who the Girl I'd lost my Virginity to had told me wanted to fuck me, a Girl who lived in the same street as us who I'd fancied for ages and who introduced me to the wonderful world of Watersports, after we'd polished off her Mum's vodka and her Dad's beer one afternoon, and one of my Mate's Mums who went full Mrs Robinson and seduced the fuck out of me and then proceeded to spend the rest of the afternoon fucking my brains out, as well as showing me how to make her squirt, and all this while her Son and Husband were at the fucking Football! So as you can see I was already pretty sexually advanced for my age, including discovering I was Bisexual, which I'd kind of always known anyway, so maybe what happened with Jen was something to do with that as well, which is probably why I'm telling you I guess. Anyway, back to the important stuff and those nights Jenny and I spent alone together, and where I started realising how I really felt about my own Sister, especially as she had a body that you just wanted to fuck forever. She was five foot six with shoulder length dark hair and big brown eyes, long, tanned, smooth legs, a lovely peachy arse and big, creamy tits that defied gravity and which most eighteen year olds would die for. And it was soon quite evident that as well as having the type of face and body that wouldn't look out of place in a porn film, much like me she also had a very high sex drive, even though as far as I'm aware she hadn't started fooling around with Lads yet. But the reason I knew, was because as soon as my Mum had said goodbye and shut the front door she'd be up in her room with the door closed, where she sometimes wouldn't emerge for nearly two hours, and when she did the first thing she'd do is go to the kitchen to get something to eat and drink, even though she'd not long since eaten a full fucking meal and loads of fruit and ice cream! It was the way she looked though, that's what really gave the game away, the flushed face, the hair out of place, the change of clothes, which was normally a short robe or vest top and shorts, and just the way she smelt, of, you know, sex! Then after she'd eaten she'd come and join me on the sofa asking for my ciggies even though she knew she shouldn't smoke. And I'd tease her at first, lifting the pack up in the air so that as she tried to grab them our bodies touched and I'd feel that electric shock, that I later discovered she felt, before finally giving in and letting her have her way, especially as I knew it meant she'd be spending more time with me than she usually would. This carried on for a couple of months I suppose, where she'd spend the first part of the night wanking herself senseless, before we'd spend the second part watching TV and listening to music and talking about anything and everything, including talking openly about sex, which gradually led to me teasing her about what she was doing in her room, and her telling me that all Girls had their needs a I `shouldn't be so fucking cheeky.' But then she'd start teasing me when Mum asked what had happened to all the tissue paper, or she'd see me coming out of my room late on a Sunday morning after I'd spent the previous couple of hours phone fucking one of the Girls I was banging, telling me I better be careful I didn't pull it off and that my room reeked of `Man Sex and you should open a fucking window!' Now obviously at this stage it was pretty much normal banter and teasing, which I'm fairly certain went on between sexually curious Siblings up and down the Country, especially ones who felt as comfortable around each other as Jen and I did, which included both of us seeing each other naked on more than one occasion during this time, which would also keep me going for weeks on end! Then as the months went on and our closeness grew, to the point where we'd started touching each other more and more, including a fair bit of play fighting, I slowly began to realise that Jenny possibly felt the same way as I did, especially after she'd discovered cock and I'd started bringing Girls home most weekends and once or twice during the week, which Mum was totally cool with and Jenny seemed to actually encourage, and which led to us talking to each other about sex even more openly than we'd ever done previously. To give you an example, here's a conversation that took place one Sunday morning after I'd spent the night fucking Tanya, the Girl who popped my Cherry, along with Jill, one of her equally sex mad Friends, which was my first proper Threesome, and was also where I'd got introduced to sex on Cocaine for the very first time, although I had been smoking dope for a good few months at this stage. This is about three months before we started fucking, and we're both sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee and smoking cigs, with Jenny having just returned home from a night out at some Party or another, and our Mum is still at her Friend's House and not expected home until later that afternoon. Just for the record I was wearing a black vest top and black shorts, which I later learnt she `just wanted to rip off so I could swallow your big fucking cock,' while she was wearing a low cut black mini dress and fuck me sling backs, and she later learnt that `all I wanted to do was tear that dress off of you, bend you over the worktop and fuck you until you couldn't fucking walk.' "So what was it like then, this Party? Good music, plenty of booze, any fit Men?" "HA, HA, HA, you cheeky fucker. Yea, a few, why?" "Well why the fuck do you think?" "Dunno, why don't you tell me?" "OK, did you blag any?" "HA, HA, blag, what a great fucking term. Yea, might have, what's it to you? And anyway, Mister, what the fuck happened here last night? Only Sue told me that Tanya was coming over and that she was bringing her Friend, Jill, who by all accounts is a raving fucking Nymph, and according to Sue when she asked Tanya what you were gonna be getting up to, she replied, and I quote, `we're gonna give that horny cunt the best night's sex he's ever fucking had, we're gonna take him to places he never knew existed before.' So, did they?" "Fuck sake, you Women, is nothing fucking sacred round these parts? I mean I know we all live in each other's pockets, but even so. But yea, it was pretty fucking mind blowing as it goes, you should see the state of my bedroom and En-Suite! And you're right by the way, Jill is a `raving fucking Nymph,' but then again so is Tanya, loves it up the arse! Right, come on then, I've told you about my night, now it's your turn, can you top that?" "HA, HA, HA, listen to you, Mister Fucking Super-Stud! No, I don't suppose I can really, unless you call a quick one in the back of my Mate's Dad's car with the Guy not having a clue what he was doing `fucking mind blowing!' He showed so much promise as well, he was clean, sexy, dressed well, had a nice arse, but when it came down to the nitty gritty it was all over before I'd even got damp!" "Oh dear, well that's no good is it? Maybe you should start fucking older Guys, you know, Guys who know what they're doing? You know my Mate Phil really likes you don't you? And I know you like him, and, well, from what I've heard he knows what he's doing, and he's got his own place, so I could have a word if you like, give you his phone number maybe?" "Erm, Fuck, really, what, you'd be OK with me fucking one of your Mates? It wouldn't bother you, you know, really?" "HA, HA, HA, yea, really, why would it? Look, I know there are some Brothers who see it as their duty to `protect' their little Sisters, especially ones whose Dad is a fucking arsehole, and if any cunt were to ever hurt you in any way shape or form I'd rip them limb from fucking limb, but I'd much rather you fucked someone who isn't gonna treat you like shit and break your heart, so why not do it with someone we both know is a decent Guy, and by all accounts is pretty well hung as well!" It was after this that she wanted to swallow my cock by the way! "MIKE, Oh My God, HA, HA, you've got such a fucking way with words. But when you put it like that then why the fuck not, give me his fucking number! And listen, talking of well hung, and I know I shouldn't really tell you this, but fuck it, who's to know? You see while I was at the Party, not only did Sue tell me what you were getting up to, it also transpired that you're getting quite a reputation yourself if you know what I mean, Mr Fucking Eight Inches! And what's this I hear about you banging a couple of MILF's from that posh estate by the Golf Course, you fucking Gigolo!" "JEN, Fuck Sake, who fucking told you that? Gigolo, HA, HA, HA, yea right. To be honest with you they're just a couple of bored Housewives whose Husbands have lost interest, the daft cunts. And Boy do they know how to fuck, Jesus, and the stuff they're into, anal, Watersports, fisting, everything! The last time I was over there I couldn't walk for three days afterwards!" "HA, HA, HA, MIKE, too much information, you're making me blush! Jesus, so it really is true what you read in the Tabloids about Leafy Suburbia then, about MILF's liking kinky sex and young COCK! Right, listen, I need to, well, you know, go and sort myself out as they say, or should it be an itch that needs scratching? I can never tell! And I might just give Phil a ring as well as it goes, if I've got any energy left! And you say he's got his own place? Fucking fantastic, and as I haven't got School tomorrow maybe Mum will let me stay at his the night? She likes him anyway, but not as much as he's gonna like me by the time I've finished with him! Thanks for this, Mike; really, you're so understanding, and I can see why Tanya likes fucking you so much, you're pretty fucking fit to be fair, you fucking heartbreaker! And that other stuff you said, about ripping someone's limbs off if they ever hurt me? Do you know how good that makes me feel? How warm and safe you make me feel inside? I'd do anything for you, Mike, anything, I swear to fucking God! You're the best big Brother any Sister could wish for, and I love you more than you can ever possibly imagine. Let me give you a kiss, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Bye, Darling, don't pull it off!" WOW, so you're probably thinking why didn't we just fuck there and then, because given the explicitness of the conversation, on top of the sexual tension being at breaking point, especially with me experiencing just how incredibly horny coming down off of Coke made you, it wouldn't have surprised me in the slightest if we had fucked, but something obviously stopped us, although we both knew it wouldn't do for long. And as I spent most of the afternoon having more wild, filthy piss sex with the neighbour who'd got me into Watersports, while knowing that Jenny was at Phil's place getting the proper fucking she so badly craved, there was one thing I couldn't get out of my head, the way she'd said that she'd do `anything' for me, especially the second time she'd said it, because it more or less confirmed to me that she wanted to fuck me as much as I did her! Of course the other reason we didn't fuck was because, well, you know it was Incest, which as where with our Kids we'd been experienced with how Incest worked all our Adult life, and more or less knew what to expect, this was obviously something totally different, something so dark and depraved that to even say the word would get you looks like you were a child killer, and the thought that someone might find out what we were doing and tell our Mum, or worst still the authorities, petrified the life out of me, as I'm sure it did Jenny. Then as you've already heard we lived in a fairly small Town, where is wasn't quite leave your back door open and I'll pop round for a cup of tea, but was still close knit enough, and full of people who loved nothing more than to have a good gossip, hence my `Mr Fucking Eight Inches' reputation that Jenny had so teasingly informed me about, for us to think twice about going ahead and fulfilling our widest fantasises. Because obviously there was no way I was going to take any chances if we were going to do anything, so until I started College in a week's time we just carried on the flirting and teasing, as well as having as much sex as we could and then telling each other about it, while I also turned her onto dope as well, which of course she absolutely loved. One other thing to tell you about before we find out how it finally happened, how we finally broke our resistance and began having illegal sex with each other, the day after Jenny had spent the night at Phil's place, and while I was in bed with another sexually frustrated MILF who I'd blagged in Waitrose and was into really risky outdoor sex, I got the following text from my Friend, which after I'd read it turned me into what the MILF described as a `HUMAN FUCKING SEX MACHINE,' where after fucking her for almost three hours nonstop I left her in a quivering, sweat soaked heap and moaning about having to get her Kid's tea ready, I ordered a Cab over to Tanya's new `Fuck Pad' as she liked to call it, which she shared with another Girl and two really well hung Bi Guys, and spent the rest of the night fucking her and them into oblivion. Here's the text – HI, FELLA, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS I GUESS, FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH JENNY. MUCH LIKE HER I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL THAT YOU'RE OK WITH IT, CHEERS. BUT LOOK, YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT WE GOT UP TO, AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND OUT OF PLACE, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST IN YOUR HOUSE? AND LIKE I SAY, I KNOW SHE'S YOUR SISTER, BUT, WELL, ALL FUCKING NIGHT, MIKE, AND MOST OF THIS MORNING! I WAS THAT WORN OUT I HAD TO TAKE THE DAY OFF OF WORK! HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I'M BEING OUT OF ORDER, BUT, WELL, I'VE JUST NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW, INSATIABLE! RIGHT, I BEST GET READY, TAKE IT EASY, BEER WEDNESDAY? PHIL! Of course I wanted to reply asking for all the dirty details, how he'd fucked her in every way imaginable, that she absolutely loved it up the arse and there wasn't anything she wasn't into, but obviously I knew I could do nothing of the sort, so just replied with the following – HA, HA, HA, YOU HAD TO TAKE THE DAY OFF? YOU FUCKING WANKER, NO STAMINA, THAT'S YOUR TROUBLE! AND LISTEN, PHIL, IT'S FINE, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S MY SISTER DOESN'T MEAN SHE ISN'T GONNA LIKE LOADS OF SEX JUST LIKE THE REST OF US, I'D HAVE TO BE SOME SORT OF CUNT TO THINK OTHERWISE. AND IT'S LIKE I SAID TO HER, I'D RATHER SHE FUCK SOMEONE LIKE YOU THAN SOME WANKER WHO'S GONNA TREAT HER LIKE DIRT AND PROBABLY CHEAT ON HER! AND YOU BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF SEEING HER AS WE'RE BACK AT COLLEGE NEXT WEEK. WEDNESDAY SOUNDS GOOD, IF I CAN GET THESE MILF'S TO LEAVE ME ALONE! LATER, M! So that was pretty much that, like I said we spent the next week just flirting and teasing whenever we saw each other, but to be honest with you we were both so busy saying goodbye to Friends and fucking anything that moved we were a bit like strangers in the night, until we finally said our goodbyes and it was three months of studying during the week then as much sex and partying as possible on a Friday and Saturday night, then spending Sunday in bed having hours and hours of long, languid come down sex with two or more of six Housemates I lived with, four Girls and two Guys, all Bi, and all as sex mad and filthy as I certainly was. THE MOMENT OF RECKONING As soon as I walked through our front door and saw Mum and her waiting to greet me I knew I was going to fuck her sooner rather than later. Don't ask how or why, but I just did. I suppose it's the same feeling you get when you know a `normal' Girl wants to fuck you, by the way she looks at you, something she does, the way she talks to you differently, anything, and it was probably a combination of these things that told me all my dreams and desires were about to come true. Nothing happened for the first couple of days, mainly because I was round Tanya's having hours and hours and hours of the best drug induced sex you could ever possibly imagine, which included me and another Guy double fucking Tanya up the arse while a black Fella with a twelve inch cock was fucking me up the arse, and I was also gorging on a ten inch, Cocaine covered cock, which belonged to one of ten Brazilian She Males Tanya and Jill had working for them, which were part of the high class Escort Agency they'd set up while I'd been at College! Then of course there were the MILF's, who much like before wouldn't let me leave alone until I'd fucked every last ounce of energy out of them, which to be fair takes some doing when you've spent the previous two days doing pretty much the same thing. I suppose the best thing to do is to tell you what happened the night before I fucked her, where after spending most of the day in bed sleeping off my previous nights exploits, I'd grabbed a much needed shower and headed down for dinner, and after wolfing down half the fridge, as well as flirting with Jenny and her teasing me about what I'd been up to, and where I just couldn't stop looking at her near naked body, I told her and Mum that I was going back up to my room to watch the Football and that I was having an early night. Just quickly, as well as taking the flirting and the teasing up a notch since I'd got back, Jenny had also taken to dressing even more scantily, where most of the time it was either this really short black silk robe she'd recently acquired, or even more revealing skirts, shorts or French knickers, while the vest tops or tee shirts were so tight and low cut it was blatantly obvious that she'd more or less stopped wearing bras, certainly around the House anyway. The other thing that had changed was Mum had started letting her smoke in the House, which might not seem that important to most people, but to a kinky cunt like me it just added to her appeal, because amongst others I had a very strong smoking fetish, which I'm pretty sure she already knew about, and if she didn't she soon would. I'd been in my room about an hour when I got the text that started it all off, during which time I'd smoked two strong joints, had a wank about fucking her on Mum's new leather sofa and spaffing and pissing all over her, had looked at some Incest stuff on the Net, where I'd been getting a fair bit of advice, and had just had another shower and was lying on my big bed in my black boxers smoking another Spliff and watching some pretty decent Bi porn on the Laptop, and then I heard my phone beep. "Oh for fuck sake, not one of the MILF's again, don't they ever get enough. Oh, it's from Jen. Oh Fuck, WOW, Oh My Fucking God, talk about a headshot, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK," I said to myself as I read my Sister's message over and over again. And although it wasn't by any means the same sort of text I'd get off of Tanya, Jill or the MILF's, or the Watersports neighbour telling me she was home alone and hadn't had a piss for over three hours, it still made me harder than any of theirs could put together. HIYA, SEXY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO UP TO YOUR ROOM, I WAS REALLY ENJOYING BEING WITH YOU, JUST LIKE I ALWAYS DO. I'VE COME UP TO MY ROOM NOW, MUM'S ON THE PHONE TO THAT NEW GUY SHE'S STARTED SEEING, ROGER? SOUNDS LIKE A BIT OF A WANKER TO BE FAIR, BUT WHATEVER, AS LONG AS SHE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY I COULDN'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK. ANYWAY, WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT HER WHEN IT'S US THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S IMPORTANT? SO, DID YOU LIKE THAT NEW REALLY LOW CUT BLACK VEST TOP I WAS WEARING? I GOT IT ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, BABY. DON'T YOU LOVE THE WAY IT JUST CLINGS TO MY TITS? BECAUSE YOU CERTAINLY LOOKED LIKE YOU DID! I DON'T MIND YOU LOOKING AT THEM YOU KNOW, ALTHOUGH YOU'VE PROBABLY KNOWN THAT FOR A WHILE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE SEXY WHITE SKIRT, WAS IT SHORT ENOUGH FOR YOU? I BET YOU'RE MORE INTERESTED IN WHAT'S UNDERNEATH THOUGH AREN'T YOU? WELL I'LL JUST TELL YOU THAT IT WAS BLACK, LACY, AND VERY, VERY SKIMPY. AND IT WAS FUCKING SOAKED WHEN I TOOK IT OFF! I HOPE I'M NOT FREAKING YOU OUT, MIKE, BUT I KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY I DO, I KNOW IT'S INCEST AND I KNOW IT'S WRONG, BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T EITHER, CAN YOU? DO YOU KNOW I GET DAMP EVERY TIME I'M IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU, EVERY TIME I HEAR YOUR VOICE? BEFORE I GO I JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOW LYING NAKED IN MY LOVELY WARM BED, JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO COME AND SLIDE IN BESIDE ME BEFORE YOU SLIDE YOUR EIGHT INCH COCK DEEP INSIDE MY TIGHT, WARM WET CUNT, AND FUCK ME UNTIL I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE. I CAN SEND YOU SOME PICTURES TO PROVE IT IF YOU LIKE? ACHING FOR YOU LIKE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY IMAGINE, YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SISTER X After I'd calmed down and finally stopped shaking I managed to type out a reply – JEN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, WOW, OH MY GOD, AND EVERY OTHER STUNNED EXPRESSION YOU CAN THINK OF, FUCK! I MEAN OBVIOUSLY I HAD A PRETTY GOOD IDEA YOU WANTED TO FUCK ME AS MUCH AS I DID YOU, BUT EVEN SO, I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT. THEN AGAIN WHEN I READ ABOUT IT ON THE NET THEY DID SAY IT COULD HAPPEN LIKE THAT, LIKE A FUCKING ATOM BOMB AS IT WERE, ONCE YOU REALISED YOU BOTH WANTED IT AND WERE PREPARED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. SO YOU DON'T FEEL ANY GUILT THEN? AND WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO IT WITH MUM BEING OFF WORK FOR THE NEXT WEEK OR SO? I COULD ALWAYS ASK PHIL IF WE CAN USE HIS PLACE! OH FUCK THIS, I NEED TO PHONE YOU, THEN WE CAN HAVE SOME PROPER FUN. SLOPPY KISSES OVER EVERY INCH OF YOUR STUNNING, FUCK ME BODY! M X Two minutes later, boxers off, door locked, Spliff on the go, Brother / Sister Porn on the HDTV and lube at the ready. "MIKE, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Hello, Baby, fuck I'm drenched! Like really, really fucking wet! Have you got your big fucking cock out, Lover? Have you locked your door by the way?" "JEN, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Hello, Sexy, Jesus this is fucking mad, I'm fucking shaking and everything. Yes and yes by the way, let's hope she's on the phone to this Roger for a while. I want you to stop wearing knickers by the way! Sorry, but I really needed to tell you that!" "HEE, HEE, did you, you naughty fucking Man, that's really not the sort of thing you should be saying to your sixteen year old Sister is it? Sounds ever so fucking kinky though, I must say. So what else do you need to tell me, Mike, because I really need to fucking know? Like really, really, really fucking badly! OOOOOOOOOOO, MMMMMMMMMMMM, I've just slipped another finger inside me, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, that's three now! Pics on the way, and I'm expecting some of your cock in return. No by the way, no I never felt guilty, not once, did you?" "No, not really, not when I read how popular it was, and how once you understood and accepted how you felt there was really nothing wrong with it, despite what the `experts' might say. And then when I started realising you wanted it as much as me, well, that was it, the only question left then was when it was going to happen. Like I said with Mum being around there's no way we can risk doing anything here, no way at all. Oh Wow, Fuck, Jesus, Jen, your tits, FUCK! Oh, Man, talk about all your dreams coming true. You're fucking perfect, Sis, you really, really fucking are. I've just sent you some back, so fucking enjoy, just don't leave your phone lying about in front of Mum or your Mates! As for what I've got to tell you, well, that for the past year or so I've spent every minute of every single day thinking about all the things I want to do you, that I want to lick, suck and kiss every single inch of you, for hours and hours and hours, that I want to spend forever between your legs making your cum and squirt in more ways than you ever thought possible, until you're begging me to stop, but instead I just start fucking you, and fucking you, and fucking you, and fucking you! I want to spend days and days and days exploring every inch of you, and then I'm going to fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you. I want us to eat food from each other's sweat and cum soaked bodies, and then I'll fuck you and fuck you and fuck you again. And then you're just gonna suck my cock for hours and hours and hours, until your lips, tongue and mouth are completely numb and you're literally choking on my Spunk but still begging for more. And then I'll drag you into my En-Suite and piss all over you until you're rolling around in it, and then I'll turn you over and arse rape the fuck out of you while you drink my piss and you're pissing and squirting at the same time. Then, and only then, will I think about stopping. But, only if you want me to!" There must have been moaning and silence and mumbled expletives for a good five minutes or so before she finally spoke, and even then it was in between trying to get her breath back. "Oh Fuck, Oh, Jesus, FUCK, I, never, not, not like that, never. Talk about intense, Jesus Fucking Fuck, my cunt literally feels like it's on fucking fire, I fucking swear. And, Oh Jesus, Fuck, HA, HA, HA, HA, I better change the sheets, otherwise Mum's gonna think I've pissed the fucking bed! I was biting into my pillow I was cumming that hard you know? And, Jesus I'm a sticky fucking mess, Oh Dear! Your cock is fucking delicious by the way, and it's all fucking mine now! And look, what's all that about making me piss and squirt at the same time? Surely, I mean surely you can't do that can you? I mean, well, it's not possible, is it?" "HA, HA, HA, isn't it, you tell me? I learnt how to do it from the first ever MILF I fucked. You remember my Mate Tom? His Mum, she taught me fucking loads as it goes, as you'll no doubt find out very fucking soon! Talking of which we really need to sort out about where and when we're gonna commit our illegal sex act! What about a Hotel or something? You could just say you're staying at a Friend's House, and I'll just say I'm out partying! What do you reckon; do you fancy getting fucked senseless in the four poster bed of the Penthouse Suite of that posh Hotel about forty five minutes drive out of Town, the one the Tourists use and is off the beaten track? Jen, Hello, you there?" "Yea, sorry, Love, but I've gotta change these sheets, they really are fucking soaked. Fuck me, Mike, if I'm like that just phone fucking you what am I gonna be like when we actually fuck? And that's what I was gonna say, why I sent the text; about where we're gonna fuck, because after you went to your room. Are you wanking by the way? Only it seems a little bit selfish seeing as I've already got off!" "HA, HA, does it now, well it takes some of us a little but longer, especially as I had my balls drained dry by the MILF's! And I had a cheeky wank when I first came up here. So at the moment I'm just slowly massaging some lube in while still thinking about all the unspeakable things I'm going to do to you. So go on then, you were saying?" "HEE, HEE, `unspeakable things,' what a great turn of phrase! It makes it seem that much more decadent and depraved. So anyway, yea, after you went to your room Mum was saying that she's invited Roger around tomorrow afternoon to meet us. Yea, great I know, BUT, that he's also taking her out the day after and they might even spend the night away! That's why I was so forward with the text you see, because this is it, Mike, we're finally gonna commit the most fucked up, sex act known to Man, and I've never wanted anything more in my life. And you know you said about me not wearing undies? Well when you wear either shorts or jogging bottoms around the House I don't want you to wear anything underneath, unless you go commando already? And wear those really tight vest tops all the time as well, especially the black ones, or you could go topless, or naked if I had my fucking way! And listen, we best stay out of each other's way until Roger gets here, otherwise I might just rip your clothes off and fucking rape you! When did you first know, Mike? Was it those nights when I used to wank in my room and then come and nick your ciggies? That's when it started for me. Oh I've got so many questions, Mike. Do you think it goes back to when we were little, the initial attraction?" "Yea, maybe, because let's face it we were pretty close even then to be fair. In fact I remember Mum's Sister saying it was unusual that we got on so well, and that most Siblings our age were always fighting and trying to outdo each other. And I guess after Dad left we became closer still, which was obviously when we were both discovering our sexuality, which is a pretty powerful combination really, and which made those nights you were talking about so special and intense. Yes, of course that's when it started, and I'd imagine just like you although it was mainly sexual it was everything else as well. The way we could talk freely about anything, the way we understood each other, the liking the same music and films and stuff. London Calling is still a better album than Never Mind the Bollocks by the way! And the Nicks/ Buckingham Fleetwood Mac is definitely better than Peter Green's, same as Roger Water's Floyd is better than Syd's!" "HA, HA, HA, yea, if you say so, and in that case Blood on the Tracks is better than Astral Weeks, and The Stone Roses debut album is better than The Clash's! Oh Fuck, shit, look, Darling, I'm gonna have to go; only my friend Chrissie's calling me. She's having right grief with some arsehole she's been seeing and I think she was gonna dump him tonight. I told her he was a waste of space, but would she listen? The daft Tart. Maybe I should tell her she should just fuck her Brother and be done with it! Only joking! Right, I'm gone, Baby, and don't forget to go commando, you sexy fucking cunt, God I ache for you. Your cock is now my screensaver by the way! Dirty dreams, Lover, I might send you a few more pics to keep you going if you're lucky. I could show you some of my dildos and sex toys if you like! Bye, Mike, you make me happier than I ever thought possible, BYE!" "Yea, Bye, and no fucking way is Tracks better than Astral Weeks, although it is still a masterpiece. Jesus, that was fucking incredible, Fella, the way she fucking came like that. And to hear her talking so openly, Wow. Right, phone off, fuck the MILF if she texts, time to get down to some serious self abuse," I said to myself as I sparked up another big Spliff and did just that, relaying the conversation with Jenny over and over in my head and basically wanking myself to sleep! THE NEXT DAY So after waking up and thinking about what had happened the previous night, where as promised Jenny did indeed send me a load more pictures of her abusing herself with her dildos, along with more filthy texts exchanged, I finally dragged myself out of bed, had a quick shower and decided to go for a long run, not because I really wanted to, but because of what Jenny had said about keeping away from each other, and of course she was dead right. I also stopped at Tanya's on the way home, because as well as running the best Escort Agency around but she also seemed to have the best drugs on offer, so I made sure I got enough to last us at least a week, but wasn't allowed to leave until I'd fucked this eighteen year old blonde she'd just taken on and wanted my opinion on how good she was at giving blow jobs! Then as soon as I got back, which was about an hour before Roger was due to arrive, I had another long shower, and resisted the urge to have a wank, somehow, before heading down to the living room, dressed in a black Clash T-Shirt Jenny had got me for my Birthday, and tight, black designer jeans, which Jenny had already instructed me to put on, 'because they just make you look so very, very fuckable!' So after shouting a quick Hello to Mum and Jenny, who were in the kitchen preparing food, I sat down at the dining table, lit a cigarette and started fucking about on my Laptop, trying hard to think of anything else but when I was going to fuck my Sister. After about ten minutes, by which time I'm on a music forum arguing about whether Springsteen is a better songwriter than Dylan, I suddenly hear Jen's voice from the doorway, and when I look up I nearly have a fucking heart attack. "OI, you sexy cunt, stop looking at that and feast your eyes on this! Look, Baby, I've been down the Health Club this morning, and I've had a bikini wax just for you. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, you should feel how fucking soft and smooth it feels, Mike, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM," she moaned, as without any warning she untied the black silk robe I was telling you about and began running her hands over her perfectly tanned, naked body, paying particular attention to her rock hard nipples and her quite clearly swollen clit! "JEN, Jesus Fuck, Oh My Fucking God, WOW. But be fucking careful will you? Don't you realise she could walk in at any fucking minute?" I said, my cock so fucking hard I swear you could break rocks with it, and it was just about to get even fucking harder! "HEE, HEE, don't worry, she's on her third glass of wine and is currently on my Laptop looking at romantic fucking holidays for her and Roger to go on! But you're right, it is a bit risky I suppose? What you looking at anyway, anything interesting?" she smiled, reluctantly covering herself up and coming to stand next to me at the table, where after lighting a cigarette for both of us she started casually stroking the back of my neck before sliding her hand down the front of my shirt and finding my equally rock hard nipple, which almost had me jumping out of my fucking seat. "Erm nothing, just trying to educate people! JEN, Oh Fuck, Oh Jesus, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Jen, please stop, however much you don't want to, otherwise I will really have to rape you!" I whispered, making no attempt to stop her myself, although my eyes were firmly fixed on the door and my ears were on full alert. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, yes fucking please, I can think of nothing I want more. Touch me, Mike, please, just quickly. Go on, slide your hand between my legs and feel how wet you make me, I need you to know," she breathed, leaning down to gently kiss my neck and bite my earlobe as she spoke, and at the same time giving me a bird's eye view of her magnificent tits, which were just begging to be licked. "Jesus, you're fucking unbelievable, Jen, you really fucking are. Oh Wow, Fuck, Jesus, it's like a fucking furnace! Fuck, you're fucking drenched, Wow! Right, now can you please go up to your room and put some clothes on, just for me," I smiled, quickly removing my hand and gently slapping her lovely, tight arse, which was just when we heard Mum's voice coming towards us. "HEE, HEE, OK, Baby, but I told you what it would be like didn't I? And you wait until you see this dress I've got, if you can call it that! I got it from that swanky boutique in Town, you know the one where all your MILF's go! MUM, Hi, you OK? Oh, Roger's ten minutes away? Well in that case I best go and make myself look decent then! See you in a bit, and remember, Mike, Stone Roses over The Clash, every day of the fucking week!" she teased me, sticking her tongue out and mouthing the words, `I fucking ache for you,' when Mum wasn't looking, before vanishing from view and leaving me to talk to my Mum about stuff I had little or no interest in, while all I could do was sit and nod and listen, while thinking to myself, `I'm going to fuck your Daughter,' over and over again, until the doorbell rang and I finally got to meet the famous Roger, who as it turns out would have a big impact on what would happen over the next few hours. THE ROGER SITUATION Now since my Parents split up, apart from the odd fling, my Mum hadn't really found anyone she was ready to get serious with again, up until now that is, and as soon as I saw them together I knew she really liked him, but although he seemed OK on the outside there was something about him I just didn't like, and although I tried to make a good impression to be honest with you I didn't really give a fuck. Especially when after about five minutes of small talk Jenny came gliding into the room, and to say she lit it up would be the understatement of the fucking Century. All I'll say is that the dress she'd told me about was sleeveless, black, wrapped around her body like a second skin, and was so low cut and short that it showed off far much more than it hid. Slinky fuck me slip ons and the necklace and loop gold earrings I'd bought for her sixteenth Birthday completed her simple, but stunning outfit, and once again had me harder than I'd ever known. Jesus Holy Mother of Fucking God, she wasn't fucking wrong, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. And look at Roger, the poor cunt, he doesn't know where to fucking look! I said to myself as I watched Mum introduce them, telling Roger to put his eyes back in and telling Jenny she was making her jealous, before we all settled down and reality kicked in, to start off with at least. Before we begin I just need to tell you the seating arrangements, because they would have quite a significant impact on what was going to happen over the next hour or so. I was still sitting at the head of the table with Mum and Roger sitting to the side of me but more towards the other end of the table, which I guess was about twenty foot long and six or seven feet wide. As for Jenny, well she was sitting on Mum's new leather sofa, which ran down the opposite wall from where the Adults were sitting, and which meant, because it was quite low, as well as the table being quite high and wide, that she could more or less expose her legs and whatever else she wanted to me without fear of getting caught! The other thing she kept doing while we were talking was to start sending me one and two line filthy text messages, which added to how she was dressed, what had happened earlier, (I couldn't stop sniffing my fingers), and my general state of complete horniness, meant that it wasn't long before I was climbing the walls once more. "So what line of work are you looking to get into once you finish Uni, Mike? Your Mum says you're interested in construction, and starting up your own business? But isn't that a lot to take on, lot of responsibility, lot of risk, don't you think?" asked Roger, just like any Adult would talk to what he obviously thought was a wet behind the ears, naive Teenager, which given how high my blood pressure was anyway put my back up straightaway. "Erm no, not if you've got the right backing, business plan, brains and the balls to be a ruthless bastard when you need to be. And once you start to work your way up the ladder the possibilities for expansion are endless, and not only that but you couldn't find a more secure profession, because I mean let's face it, everybody's always gonna need somewhere to live aren't they?" I smiled, making him blush slightly while Mum and Jenny giggled like a couple of naughty Schoolgirls, which also gave Jen an excuse to cross her legs and give me a fantastic view of one of her long tanned legs almost to the top of her thigh as Roger thought about a response. I should also tell you that Tanya had offered me the chance to help run the Escort Agency with her and Jill, although I would just be a silent partner who would look after the accounts, and get as much free fanny as I wanted, but obviously I couldn't tell them about it, although I did tell Jenny about it later that night, and up until this day my ex Wife didn't have a clue that I was earning almost ten million pounds a year extra by the time I was thirty! "HA, well yea, I suppose you might be right, still a hell of a risk though. And how will you get started, moneywise I mean?" "Well, that's a very good question. OK, firstly I've been saving money ever since I was old enough to understand it's value in life, because although it doesn't buy you happiness, it certainly helps if you want to fulfil all your dreams and ambitions. And with all the part time jobs I've been doing for the past couple of years, plus all the work I'm gonna be doing at Uni and College, where I'll be setting up my own Website and other stuff, maybe play the stock market a bit, I should be able to save enough to get me going. Plus Mum's promised to help me out, having already signed this House over to me, which means that when Jen and I move out I'm going to have it converted into flats and rent it out to Students and young couples, so that by the time I've finished my final exams in five years time everything should be in place for me to start making myself very rich indeed," I said, taking a swig of my beer and topping up Mum and Jenny's glasses, and also grabbing a close up view of my two favourite things in the process! And she'd also sent me a another text – FUCK YOU MAKE ME WET TALKING TO HIM LIKE THAT, I SWEAR THERE'S GONNA BE A DAMP PATCH ON MUM'S NEW SOFA WHEN I GET UP, AND I'M BUSTING FOR A FUCKING PISS! ALTHOUGH I'D RATHER PISS ALL OVER YOU AND HAVE YOU SPIT IT BACK IN MY MOUTH! J X "Well yea, when you put it all like that, it does sound pretty promising, if a bit pie in the sky. But I don't know if it's something I'd take on, even after what you've just said, it still sounds risky if you ask me!" ROUND 1 "Oh for fuck sake, but he's not fucking asking you is he? I mean were you even listening to a word Mike said? Sorry, Mum, but it just sounds like he wants to put Mike down, and I think he's bang out of order!" said Jenny, her tone of voice making my cock twitch, especially as I knew Roger fancied the arse off of her and thought he could probably make himself look all macho by making me look stupid, but of course she wasn't having any of it. My text to her – FUCKING ARSEHOLE, WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW! OPEN YOUR LEGS AGAIN. FUCKING DO IT, NOW! TOUCH YOURSELF. FUCKING DO IT, NOW! AND LEAN OVER THE TABLE TO GET THE ASHTRAY, AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING TIME! MAKE SURE HE GETS A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR TITS, I WANT THE CUNT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S MISSING! "JENNIFER, there's no need for that, Roger's my guest. But she has got a point, Love. Mike's very astute, and I've never known a young Lad work harder. I mean look at those muscles, it's enough to make an old Woman blush!" said my Mum, making her and Jenny piss themselves laughing once again while Roger just looked embarrassed, tried another angle to make himself look superior, which was pretty much his death warrant as far as his relationship with my Mum went. In the meantime Jenny had sent me another text – THIS IS DRIVING ME MAD, MIKE, I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS. THE HEAT COMING OFF OF MY BODY, AND ESPECIALLY BETWEEN MY LEGS, IS LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER FELT BEFORE, IT'S A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE THAN LAST NIGHT! WERE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT USING PHIL'S PLACE? I MEAN OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHO YOU'RE FUCKING, BUT AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T COME BACK WHILE I'VE GOT YOUR COCK IN MY MOUTH WE SHOULD BE OK! X Of course I knew just what she was going through because I felt exactly the same, and although Phil's place was an option I still wasn't prepared to take that risk, so came up with an even better idea, and it was one which meant we could just fuck and fuck and fuck without any fear of getting caught. So while Mum and Jenny went to get more drinks and to relieve themselves, with more laughing and giggling along the way, and with Roger silently checking his phone with a face like thunder, I put a quick search into Google for the Hotel with the four poster bed which I'd teased Jenny about last night, while also getting my credit card out of my wallet and going to work. ROUND 2 "What sort of music you into then, Roger? You must have grown up in the seventies with the punk movement and all that fantastic music to listen to? I'm always telling Mum how lucky she is to have been a Teenager in that era, although she prefers Madness and a bit of Blondie more than the political stuff. So what about you? Who was your favourite, The Pistols, The Buzzcocks, these, (pointing to my t shirt), The Jam, who are the most underrated band ever by the way, Elvis Costello, The Stranglers?" I asked, watching his face get more confused looking by the second, and when he finally did speak he'd probably wished he hadn't. "Erm, I dunno really, I was never really into any of that, far too loud and you could never understand what they were saying anyway! And then there's the way they all dressed, like a load of Tramps with stupid dyed hair, looked like a bunch of bloody poofs if you ask me! Besides, that's old music now, past it's sell by date!" he said as the Women rejoined us, with Jenny walking in front of our Mum, licking her cock sucking lips at me and again driving me fucking nuts. Then she gave him both barrels. "WHAT, what the fuck did you just say? OLD MUSIC? What the flying fuck does that mean? Surely you realise that all good music is timeless? I mean you know there are still new people discovering the genius of Woody Guthrie and Robert Johnson, don't you? What, don't tell me you haven't heard of them? HA, HA, HA, Oh, Mike, we've got a live one here, Love! And how dare you use the term `poofs' in this House? You sound just like my arsehole Father. They're called Gay in case you didn't know, you ignorant, homophobic fool!" said Jenny, sitting back down so her dress showed me nearly everything, while I also noticed she was showing off twice as much cleavage as before, having clearly decided to take advantage of the fact that our Mum was well on the way to being completely rat arsed, while she was also beginning to see Roger for what he really was. The best thing about this whole situation was that while this was going on I was discreetly arranging mine and Jen's never to be forgotten night. Online conversation with Hotel receptionist – "Good afternoon, Sir, my name's Nikki, how may I help you?" "Hi, Nikki, sexy name! I'm Mike, and I know it's short notice but I was wondering if the Penthouse Suite was available this evening? Or if not what are the other top rooms you have available, preferably one with an En- Suite Bathroom and Jacuzzi? It's a very special night you see, money no object?" "Oh, right, OK, lucky Girl! Well unfortunately the Penthouse is booked up, it's very popular this time of year, lots of newlyweds and couples in love like yourself! Right, well we've got one of our Honeymoon Suites available, and if you look on the Website you'll see that it still has a four poster bed, with silk sheets, a luxurious bathroom with built in Jacuzzi and Sauna, and there's also a sunken Hot Tub at the bottom of the bed, just in case you're too worn out to make it to the En-Suite! Oh Shit, sorry, Mike, I shouldn't have said that, I do apologise. It's just that I'm seeing my Fella for the first time in ages tonight, and well, you know, all that talk of silk sheets and Jacuzzis made me all hot and bothered! Now, where were we?" Time for some fun "It's more LUST than love to be honest with you, Nix, cos let's face it, there's nothing quite like hours and hours of wild, dirty sex is there? And it's OK, no need to apologise, I understand. Are you wet?" "WHAT ? What did you just say? Oh My God! Jesus, you cheeky fucker, I hardly know you! Oh My God!" "Are you? TELL ME." "Jesus, Erm, Fuck, FUCK. YES!" "Thought so. How wet?" "Oh My God, what the fuck is this? Fairly wet! HA, HA, HA, HA, I can't actually believe I just fucking told you that, FUCK!" "Well you did. What colours knickers, and can you take them off!" "HA, HA, HA, yea right. Given that I'm sitting in the middle of a busy Hotel foyer, between two of my colleagues already getting funny looks I doubt that's gonna happen. Now did you want to book this room or what, you kinky cunt! Your Girl sounds like she's in for a right fucking treat by the way, lucky Bitch! So do you want to book this room, yes or no? Mister Confident Bollocks!" "Yes. What colour?" "Fucking Hell, you're fucking persistent, I'll give you that much. Black of course, what other colour is there?" "None, but you could always not wear any, you certainly would if I took you out! So what type, silk, lacy, French, thong, G-String? What about stockings? Stilettos?" "Jesus, OK, OK. Right, firstly the room's all booked. It's five hundred pounds for the night, which includes a free bottle of Champagne and exotic foods of your choice, a fully stocked bar, a five course breakfast, and full access to the indoor Pool, Gym, Saunas and Jacuzzis. Oh God, I really must stop thinking about Jacuzzis! Jesus Fuck, what the fuck have you done to me? Right, I'm only going to say this once before I need to go to the fucking toilet! A black lacy thong that's pulled right up between my arse cheeks and barely covers my shaven, now soaking wet cunt! Lacy hold up stockings, and four inch stilettos, and a really low cut matching lacy bra which really enhances my fun bags! OK, I really need to go, Mike, you randy fucker, I've never been this horny talking to a customer before! What a pleasant surprise, my Fella's in for a right good fucking night! Have a great night yourself, she's a very lucky Girl. Bye, Nikki X!" Well, you've got to, haven't you? After getting a confirmation e-mail from the Hotel, and exchanging number's with Nikki into the bargain, I quickly booked a Mercedes from a VIP car service who we'd never used before and so wouldn't know us, to pick us up at six, it was four thirty now, and I'd already decided what our plan of escape was going to be, so now I just needed to tell Jenny without her wetting herself! But then another big, massive alarm bell rang in my head. What were we gonna tell Mum we were doing for the night? I mean I could probably get away with saying I was staying at a Friend's House instead of giving a specific name, but if Jen stayed out Mum would definitely want to know who she was with, and it would have to be someone she trusted as well. Which obviously meant we couldn't tell her that, because all it would take would be for Mum to see whichever Friend it was in Town, or down the Gym, or wherever, remember about that close community thing, and our cover would be blown. I could just picture the conversation in my head. "Oh, Hi, Sue, how's it going? Did you enjoy yourself at that new club in Town the other night, Jenny said you had a great time?" "Hi, Mrs Stevens, erm, I haven't seen Jen in over a week as it goes. I'm spoken to her a few times, but I've met this new Fella, and well, you know? It must have been a few of the others she went with, although none of them mentioned it. I've heard it's pretty shit anyway! Right, I better go, I've promised my Fella I'd get him some sexy underwear after he promised to take me to that romantic restaurant down by the River! Tell Jen to ring me, BYE!" BOOM, COVER BLOWN What about Phil then? What about if I say I'm meeting him and he wants to see Jen because he hasn't seen her since he got home from College? But same scenario, Phil's pops round to see me afterwards when I'm not in. "Oh, Hi, Mrs Stevens, nice to see you? Is Mike not in?" "Hi, Phil, Love, no, he's over at Tanya's again I think! Jenny will be back in about half an hour though, if you want to stay and say Hello to her? Did you have a nice time the other night? She seems to really like you, you know? Always talking about you." She wasn't, but that's Mums for you! "Oh, right, is she? The other night, why, what happened the other night?" "HA, HA, erm you all went out didn't you? You, Jen, Mike, and load of your other Mates, all went back to yours for a Party Mike said?" "Did he? Well it's news to me. I haven't seen Mike since we got back from College, and I've only really seen Jen a couple of times anyway, it was never anything serious. But why would Mike say he was with me when he wasn't? Weird." "Yea, very, and why get Jen involved? And where were they? You don't think it's drugs do you? I don't mean dope or a bit of Coke, I did my fair share of that when I was younger, so I know the score, but you don't think he's got her into heroin or crack do you? I mean I know that sounds extreme, and although they both like to Party they're also pretty sensible. But what else could it be?" You can almost hear the Atom Bombs dropping now can't you? How to ruin lives and Friendships in three easy steps. So after running through loads more scenarios, each of which hit a brick wall, I was just about to cancel the room when I noticed an advert at the bottom of the Hotel's Website for the local Cinema, and that's when I came up with my watertight Master-Plan, which you'll hear all about very shortly. The other thing I did was to send Jen a quick text to tell her what I was planning without giving too much away, but at the same time letting her know just enough to go along with whatever I said. FUCKING HELL THIS GUY TALKS SOME SHIT, ESPECIALLY HIS VIEWS ON IMMIGRATION AND DEPORTATION, THE FUCKING RACIST WANKER, WHAT THE FUCK DOES MUM SEE IN HIM? ANYWAY, LISTEN, JEN, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I'VE SORTED TONIGHT, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW. BUT WHAT YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW IS THAT AT SOME POINT IN THE NEXT HOUR OR SO MUM'S EITHER GONNA ASK, OR WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL HER WHERE WE'RE GOING TONIGHT. NOW WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME AND DON'T SPEAK UNTIL I MENTION GOING INTO OXFORD. THEN YOU'RE GONNA SAY CAN YOU COME WITH ME, BECAUSE I WAS SHOWING YOU A FEW PICS FROM COLLEGE AND ONE OF MY MATES IS SINGLE AND A BIT OF A HUNK. MENTION ABOUT YOU NOT HAVING SCHOOL AND PASSING ALL YOUR EXAMS AND SHE'LL BE PUTTY IN YOUR HANDS. DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE APART FROM THAT AND LEAVE EVERYTHING ELSE TO ME. OH YEA, AND MAKE SURE YOU DELETE ALL THESE TEXTS. JESUS I SHOULD BE IN A JOHN LE CARRE NOVEL! X HER REPLY HA, HA, HA, YEA, YOU SHOULD, ALTHOUGH YOU'RE MORE JAMES BOND THAN GEORGE SMILEY! OK, I PROMISE I WON'T FUCK UP, NO WAY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU UP TO THOUGH? I'M GAGGING TO KNOW, BUT NOT AS MUCH I'M GAGGING TO HAVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK BURIED DEEP INSIDE ME! X And while all this plotting and scheming was going on, back in the real world, I was also listening to Roger digging himself an even bigger hole, especially after what he said next about David Bowie, who I could take or leave but who Jenny absolutely loved. KNOCKOUT BLOW "I mean singing songs about spaceships and wearing makeup, it's all very odd, very strange behaviour. And what's this someone was telling me, is that right, that he's, well, he's Bisexual? I mean what an earth is that? Surely you're either one or the other, you know, you either, well, you like Men or you like Women. I'm sorry, but it's just not right. In fact I'd say it's full on perversion," I should just tell you at this point that I'm fairly sure my Mum knew Jenny fucked Girls as well as Blokes, and as far as I'm aware was totally fine with it, at least I hoped she was, especially as she was about to find out I did as well! Just before she spoke I sent Jen another quick text – JESUS FUCK, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS FUCKING WANKER? RIP HIM TO PIECES, SIS, JUST LIKE I'M GONNA RIP YOU TO PIECES ALL FUCKING NIGHT! X So she did, with a little help from her `protective' Big Brother. "Oh for fuck sake, not this, please, surely to fucking God? OK, right, listen, you ignorant Buffoon, firstly, everyone's Bisexual, deep down I mean, probably somewhere you're too scared to go. And it's got fuck all to do with being one or the other, you are whatever you want to be, and if someone wants to fuck Men and Women then why shouldn't they? You wanna see some of the Parties my Friends and I go to, I can show you some pictures if you like! And besides, isn't it every Guy's fantasy to fuck two Women at once? So what's the difference if a Girl wants to fuck two Guys who are into each other? Oh, Mike, look at his face, I think I might have blown a fucking gasket!" giggled Jenny, looking at my Mum, who was now standing behind Roger doing the wanker sign, behaving in a way I'd never seen before, which was obviously more to do with the wine than anything else, but was probably also to do with the fact that her Kids were standing up to someone who was clearly not the Man she'd thought he was, and who she was certainly better off ditching now than further down the line. "HA, HA, HA, I think you might have, Sis! You OK, Mum, something wrong with your hand! (More hysterical fits of laughter, steam coming out of Roger's ears). But you're right, Sis, I mean who are we to judge? Take me for example, most times I like fucking Women, sometimes I like fucking Guys, but more than anything else I like fucking both together! So shove that up your ignorant, bigoted arsehole and fucking spin on it, you complete waste of fucking space. I fucking despise people like you, you ignorant, thick, bigoted, sexist, racist homophobe. That's it, go on, fuck off! My Mum deserves better than you, much better, you fucking Tossa!" I said, watching him get up and put his coat on, his hands shaking and muttering under his breath that it was all disgusting, that we were a bunch of perverts and that my Mum was a bad Parent. How I didn't just hit him I'll never know. But before I could my Mum spoke like she'd never done previously, which for about a second made me feel guilty about what her Son and Daughter were going to be doing in just a couple of hours time, while it also again made me realise that we must never, ever get caught. "Erm excuse me, but who the fuck do you think you're calling a fucking pervert? That's my Children you're talking about, how fucking dare you? I thought you were OK, you know, but it's like Mike says, you're just another ignorant fool who's too stupid and narrow-minded to look at things with an open mind. I mean look at them, do they look like fucking perverts to you, DO THEY? And as for me being a bad Parent, did you know that Mike's just got into the top College at Oxford, and that Jenny's already started setting up her own Beauty business, with my backing, and she's probably gonna go to Uni a year early to do a Law degree? So like Mike says, shove that up your shitty fucking arse and choke on it. Now fuck off and never come back, you fucking wanker! Oh yea, one more thing, you weren't even that good, a six at best!" giggled Mum, almost kicking him out of the door before slamming it shut, where the three of us spent the next five minutes laughing more than we had done since we were little. "HA, HA, HA, Oh, Mum, Oh God, I've never heard you talk like that before? I mean obviously you swear, but fuck me, you proper let him have it. And that last bit, about him being a six at best, talk about kicking a Man in the bollocks when he's already on his knees, you cruel, cruel Woman, I never knew you had it you, and I for one have seen you in a whole new light," smiled Jenny, giving Mum a hug and a kiss before we made our way back into the living room, which was when it suddenly hit my Mum how much wine she'd drank. "Well, you know what they say, there's life in the old Dog and all that. And that was so sweet what you said, Mike, about me deserving better. Thanks, Love, you good Boy! Oh My God, JEN, we drank nearly two bloody bottles, no wonder I can't stop going to the toilet! God it's ages since I've been pissed in the afternoon, ages since I've been pissed full stop really. Felt great though, especially seeing you two open up like that. I never knew you were Bi as well, Mike, you dark Horse. Any other secrets you two wanna tell me, you naughty people!" she smiled as she started to clear the table, having no idea of the impact of what she'd just asked us, and how Jen and I kept a straight face I'll never know. "HA, HA, I've always been naughty, Mum, you know me! But no, no other secrets, just that your Son and Daughter have a very healthy sex life, are very, very careful about what they do, know the risks involved and more than anything just want to have lots of fun. You're right though, Mum, he is a bit of a dark Horse, not bad looking either really, but then he has got me as his Sister!" smiled Jenny, standing next to me and sliding her hand around my waist and giving me a hug, which to any other Family would be seen as a perfectly normal show of affection between a loving Brother and Sister, but of course it was much more than that, especially when she started squeezing my arse when Mum wasn't looking, before reality took hold and we spent the next ten minutes clearing up, trying as hard as we could not too touch and grope each other every chance we got. "Right, I think that's everything. Now, I don't know about you two, but that wine has really gone to my head. So I'm gonna go upstairs, grab a quick shower, and then have a lie down, if that's OK with you two? What are your plans for later by the way? Will you be wanting dinner? There's plenty of stuff in the fridge if you're hungry now?" said Mum, again having no idea what both her Son and Daughter were thinking right at that precise moment, which was of course did we actually have enough time to fuck while she was in the shower, before again I quickly decided it was far too risky. After looking at each other briefly it was up to me to tell her what she needed to hear, already pre-planned of course, although that didn't make me any less nervous as I did something that I'd never done before, well certainly not to this extent anyway, certainly not where I was covering up that what I'd really be doing is fucking my own fucking SISTER! Just be cool, don't be nervous, and don't feel fucking guilty, it's far too late to stop things now, I said to myself before I finally spoke, which was probably about thirty seconds later but to me seemed like fucking hours. "Thanks, Mum, we're fine at the minute but we may have something in a while. You go ahead, Mum, relax and chill out. I'll even switch the House phone off so you won't be disturbed. As for what we're up to, well, I've got a hot date with some know it all sixteen year old who thinks The Stone Roses are better than The Clash, so expect fireworks all round. No, Jen's asked me to take her to see the new David Lynch film, you know, that director you don't like who made the film about the Guy with the gas mask? Anyway, he's got a new movie out and it's showing at the Cinema across Town. And Jen's asked me to take her because all her Girl-Friends think he's too violent, and her Boy-Friends `all want to watch those shitty Hollywood blockbusters,' and that I'm the only Guy with the intelligence to understand his film making! And considering it was me who turned her onto him that's probably fairly true! But I said I'd only take her if she bought dinner afterwards, which she's obviously agreed to! Then after that I may head into Oxford for the night, especially as there's another three or four Parties Mr Popular's been invited to!" I smiled, pausing for breath and finishing my beer, my mouth drier than the Sahara Desert, the only question in my mind being, `is this fucking working?' But then Jenny started speaking, and after she'd finished I knew everything was gonna be OK. Well as OK as they can be when you're committing the most Taboo sex act known to Man! "HA, HA, Mr Popular, yea right, making out I've asked you to take me to the Cinema because you can't get a date! I suppose I could make out I'm your Girlfriend, but I'm definitely not sitting in the back row! Can I go into Oxford with him please, Mum? Only I was checking out some of his Mates on Facebook and there's this one Lad, PHWOAR! And he's single! Can I Mum, I mean I've finished School, passed all my exams, and haven't been to a Party for at least three nights! We'll do the garden at the weekend as well. DEAL?" asked Jenny, knowing that if she'd said we'd decorate the House from top to bottom I'd have agreed to it, because all I wanted was a fucking answer. Let Mum speak next, don't sound too fucking eager, I said to myself, reality well and truly in the front seat. "HA, HA, You, you'll do the garden, yea right. Of course you can, Love, you go and enjoy yourselves, it's nice to see you spending some time together, but then you've always been close I guess! So what, will you stay at your digs in Oxford, Mike? It's only so I know whether to lock up or not?" "Erm, yea, either that or more than likely crash at whatever Party we end up at. I mean it might not happen, and besides, this one might be bored of me educating her on Springsteen being the greatest songwriter of all time before the night's out! But we'll let you know early enough if there's been a change of plan and we're coming home," I said, already thinking one step ahead, quickly texting the Taxi company and telling them I wanted the car ASAP. "OK, that sounds good to me. Right I'm off before I fall asleep standing up. Wasn't that the title of an Elvis Costello song! You're a very bad Lady, Jennifer, getting your own Mother drunk in the afternoon, whatever would the neighbours say? OK, see you after then, and thanks for putting me straight on Roger, the fucking wanker! BYE!" she giggled, giving us both a kiss on the cheek before heading for the stairs laughing to herself, while Jenny obviously wanted some answers. "Yea, Bye. I dunno what they'd say about me getting you pissed, Mum, but I'd love to know what their reaction would be if they knew your Son and Daughter were fucking each other! Has she gone up? Kiss me, Mike, please. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh God, again, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, touch me again, now, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. MIKE, what's wrong? Please don't tell me you've changed your fucking mind? Not now, surely to fucking fuck! And what was that about us going to the fucking Cinema? And where the fuck does Oxford come into it? Did you like the bit about Facebook? I thought it better to say that than pictures, in case she asked to see them! Come on, fucking lively, because I really need another fucking piss!" she said with a semi angry look on her face as I pulled away, knowing that if we started we wouldn't be able to stop, so after a brief pause I led her back over to the Laptop and made her the happiest Woman alive. "Well you shouldn't have drunk all that fucking wine then should you? Right, listen, and listen carefully. Hang on, cool, the shower's on. OK, no, of course I haven't changed my mind, never. As for the Cinema and Oxford, well that was a load of bollocks, and I was just covering our tracks. Because in fifteen minutes time a Mercedes will pull up outside and take us to the Hotel we talked about, where I've booked the Honeymoon Suite for the night. WOW, HA, HA, HA, OK, OK, calm down, I thought you'd be impressed! OK, one kiss, MMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, show me your tits again quickly, please. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, Oh, Jen, MMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Wow, look at them. Just let me, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh My Fuck, so fucking soft! OK, put them away, Good Girl. Right, now what we need to do is go and grab an overnight bag and meet back down here in ten minutes OK? And I know you won't need a lot, but will you do me a favour? Change out of those shoes and put those knee length leather fuck boots on for me please?" I smiled, knowing if I'd asked her to walk out of the front door naked she'd have done it. "HEE, HEE, I knew you liked me wearing them, you kinky cunt, of course I will. Oh My Fucking God, Mike, FUCK, you smooth Mother Fucker, no wonder all the Girls like fucking you so much! Oh Wow, is that the room? Fuck, MIKE, a fucking sunken Hot Tub! How much? Fuck, five hundred? At least let me pay half, please?" she begged me as we stood looking at where we were going to have Incestuous Sex for the very first time, and where our lives would change forever. "WHAT, you're having a fucking laugh aren't you? Tell you what, they give you one bottle of complementary Champers as part of the deal, which I'm sure will last all of five minutes after we've done a load of the Coke I got earlier, so you can buy a couple of bottles if you really want to. And look, you get access to the Pool, Gym, yea right, and there's a Sauna and Jacuzzi area. Maybe I'll even fuck you in there if you're lucky. I do like a bit of risky sex, I've gotta say," I teased, gently caressing her arse as I spoke, while also realising the cab was only ten minutes away. "MMMMMMMMMM, you've got a lovely touch you know! Yea, I like risky sex as well, but much like you there's not a lot I don't like! Right, well we best get our arses in gear then hadn't we? And you better delete all your History on the Laptop, just in case. I mean I know Mum doesn't use your one, but just to be on the safe side. And I'll have to pick out one of your Mates on Facebook in case she asks me who he is. Here, I'll do it. Erm, who the fuck is Nikki? And why the fuck is she saying you sound like a right dirty cunt and she bets you're a great shag! And she's given you her fucking phone number! So, come on, you fucking deviant, tell me?" she begged, so I did, and then we made our way upstairs to get what little stuff we needed, almost counting down the seconds until the Taxi arrived. A SHORT WHILE LATER "OH WOW, FUCK, Jesus, Jen, Fuck. Is Mum asleep, did you check?" I asked as I watched her walk down the stairs towards me, the fact she'd now put the boots on again driving me fucking mental, especially as she'd put this sexy little leather jacket on as well. I'd also changed into a black silk shirt that was open to just below my hairless chest, which Jen had insisted I wear, and who was I to argue? "Glad you like, Lover, we aim to fucking please! Yea, she's sleeping like a Baby, bless, if only she knew. So, is he here? Let's wait outside and smoke a ciggie, I need some fucking air!" she giggled, opening the door and walking down the driveway into the street, just as the luxurious car pulled up in front of the House, with the driver foaming at the mouth the moment he laid eyes on my ever so fuckable Sister. "Perfect fucking timing, Jesus she looks fucking amazing. Hiya, Fella, put your eyes back in, Mate, you'll go fucking blind! You know where you're taking us don't you? Cool, right, cash in advance they said, thirty quid, yea? OK, well here's a hundred, now without breaking the law or trying to kill any of us I want you to get us to the Hotel as quickly as you can. We haven't seen each other for a month you see, and, well, you've seen her! Yea, I know she's different fucking class and I'm a lucky cunt, you don't need to tell me, trust me! OK, now the other thing I need you to do is not tell a soul what you might see on the journey, OK? Good Lad, and you don't mind if we smoke this do you? Cool, here, one for yourself. What's your name? Tony? Nice to meet you. I'm Mike. Oh Yea, course you know, what a cunt! OK, let's fucking do this!" I smiled, getting in the back behind the driver's seat, where Jenny literally dragged me into the car before I'd even had the chance to close the fucking door! "MMMMMMMMMM, Hello, You, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh God, I can't stop, Mike, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I just want to, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, feel you, touch you, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, FUCK YOU! Oh, you've got dope, fucking fantastic, you clever Boy. Oh, Hi, I'm Jenny, nice to meet you. Can we have some music on, please? Maybe a bit of Marvin Gaye, or if you've got it? What, what the fuck you doing, Mike?" asked Jenny as I handed Tony a CD and told him to put track five on, when all would become clear. "What, nothing, just proving a point, which you quite rightly agreed with this morning. AH, see, Oh, Man, turn it up, Fella, cheers. Now come here, you, and loosen that dress! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Jesus, open your fucking legs, NOW! MMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Jen, Fuck, you're even fucking wetter than before. See, what I said about this song, about the glove, the crystal clearness, `how I'd finally found you.' Ever since I first heard this song it's reminded me of us, and now I think you get why, don't you, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM," I whispered, two fingers already buried deep inside her as she started humping my hand like a Dog on heat as I moved from her mouth to her neck to her shoulders, and just kissed downwards until I came to my goal, and where I also nearly came in my jeans! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, yes, Mike, of course I fucking do! MMMMMMMMMMMM, put another one in, please, and suck those fucking nipples! I was, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I was listening to it while I was tickling one off before breakfast, and then again when I went back to bed after I'd eaten! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, I'm gonna cum, Mike, right fucking now. FUCKKKKKKKKKKK, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHHHHH, sorry, Tony, AHHHHHHHHHH, Love, but you know, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Fuck, you know what it's like when you haven't had any for ages! HA, HA, HA, no, you cheeky fucking Monkey, you can't pull over and have a go, you saucy fucker. Stare at my tits and fanny all you like though, but I'm afraid I belong to this Sex God! Are we there yet!" giggled Jenny as her powerful orgasm subsided and I fired up another Spliff, before Tony informed us we still had another twenty minutes or so to go and to `make the fucking most of it!' "OK, I think we fucking might. Oh Fuck, Jesus, what, seriously, NOW?" I asked, knowing the answer already as Jenny started unbuckling my belt and pulling down my jeans to my knees, her big tits now fully exposed with me thankful the Merc had blacked out windows! "Yes, Mike, right fucking now! OH GOD, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, so much better than I thought, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, FUCK, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM," she moaned, sucking my rock solid cock like a powerful Hoover sucks up dirt, while the fact that she was also gently squeezing my heavy bollocks told me she knew I wouldn't be long, which was hardly a surprise given that I'd had a hard on for almost two fucking hours. And when she started sucking the swollen bell end as hard as she could and began pumping my thick shaft like the expert she was and I thrust my hips up off of the leather seat, that was it, my balls exploded and I started filling her mouth with my thick creamy Spunk, trying not to make too much noise as I just came and came and came, looking up at Tony trying to concentrate on the road as he shook his head and mumbled that he'd never seen anything like it, `certainly not before it gets fucking dark!' "Oh Fuck, Oh, Jen, Jesus Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Fuck, Wow, talk about fucking instant! Oh Hello, You, you haven't, no, you haven't swallowed the whole fucking lot, surely fucking not?" I smiled, looking at her flushed face as she came up for some air, grinning like the Cat who had indeed got the cream! "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, surely fucking yes, Baby, although I did manage to save some for you! Now come here and fucking enjoy," she purred, opening her mouth slightly so some of my Spunk ran out of the corners and dribbled down her chin, before pushing her sticky lips against mine and we got down to some serious snowballing, both of us lost in a world of wild, abandoned, Incestuous lust and desire, where nothing else mattered apart from pleasuring each other as much as was physically possible. "WOW, you kinky fucking Slut, where the fuck did you learn about that, I am impressed! Oh Shit, right, we best make ourselves decent, only it looks like we're nearly here. You got any wet wipes, Tone? Only I'm afraid we've made a bit of a mess! Cheers, and here, there's a nice bit of dope to keep you going!" I said, watching Jenny reluctantly putting her big tits away and checking her hair and makeup in the mirror on the back seat, the odour of sex oozing from her every pore so strongly you could smell it a mile off. "HEE, HEE, HEE, yea, sorry, Tone, we seem to have got a bit carried away! Light me a ciggie please, Darling, I think I fucking need it! What, do we need picking up tomorrow? HA, HA, you kinky Voyeur! We might do, although I doubt the journey back will be as exciting as this one, not after we've finished with each other! In fact it wouldn't surprise me if they needed a fucking Ambulance to come and pick us up! But give Mike your card and you never know your luck! It's a shame we'd didn't have more time as it goes, because I'd definitely have fucked you given half the chance! Here, look, Sexy, here's another fifty quid for your trouble. Yea, I know it's you who should be paying us, but I guess you just caught us in a good mood. And remember, not a word to anyone, you know it makes sense. And stop looking at my fucking tits! Right, get the bags, Mike, and then let's go and I have the kind of sex most people can't even fucking comprehend. See ya, Tone, no wanking on the way back! Oh Wow, fuck me it's posh, a Girl could get used to this kind of treatment. And leave my fucking arse alone will you, people are looking!" giggled Jenny, making no attempt to stop me as we made our way through the big glass entrance and along the marble foyer towards the reception area, where I immediately wondered if Nikki was still working? "Good, I want them to look, Sis. I want people to know that we're here to have hours and hours of mind blowing, drug induced sex, the likes of which half of these poor cunts can never, what was the word you used? Comprehend? Sums it up perfectly. I mean look at them, they're all fucking Roger clones! I so wanted to tell him, Jen, about us I mean. I mean I know I couldn't, but even so, just to see the cunt's face would have been worth the fall out! Right, Oh Wow, I wonder if that's her, Nikki the blonde in the middle? Cracking tits whoever she is," I whispered as we reached the desk, where a quick look at the twenty something's name tag confirmed that it was the indeed the same Girl I'd had the fun with earlier, which of course Jenny knew all about, and which in turn meant it was time for more of the same. "Hi, Nikki, nice to meet you! I believe you've got a reservation for us, under the name of Stevens? And I also believe that you wear black lacy thongs and hold up lacy stockings, and that you think my Fella is a great fuck and is also, and I quote, `a right dirty cunt!' Well just to inform you, you're right on both counts. In fact on the way here in the back of the cab he shoved his fingers up my naked fanny and made me cum, before I gave him a cheeky blowie and swallowed his thick, creamy delicious Spunk! Well, most of it, we shared the rest! So, did you, ever take them off?" purred Jenny, who apart from the bit about the reservations had whispered the rest of what she'd just said, while I watched Nikki getting redder by the second with the biggest smile on my face you've ever fucking seen! "Erm, what, Shit, Fuck, Jesus, what the fuck are you two on? Wow, I thought your Fella was up front, Jesus! OK, right, erm, Jesus, can you tell Mike to stop looking at my tits, please? Fuck, does he always have this effect? Well obviously he fucking does judging by what you've just told me!" smiled Nikki, lightening up and licking her cock sucking lips at me as she spoke, thankful that the colleague she was working with had gone on his break, while I just saw it as an opportunity to have more fun. "I try my worst! So, have you taken your soaking wet knockers off? FUCKING TELL ME! Because if you don't I'm liable to jump over this counter, bend you over that desk, rip your skirt off and drive my thick, eight inch cock deep inside your well oiled fuck box and fuck you so long and hard and fucking deep that you'll still be able to feel me inside you after a fucking month! So, did you? And undo another two buttons on your blouse. DO IT! NOW!" I demanded, wondering if either of the Women had cum yet, almost certain Jenny had, especially after I'd asked Nikki to undo her blouse, which was aided in no small part by me checking no one was looking and blatantly goosing her up whenever I could. "Jesus, Fuck, do you so this sort of thing all the time? Sexually harass innocent young Women? Of course I took them off, they were fucking soaked! And then I spent the next ten minutes in the toilet finger banging myself to fuck before the manager sent someone to look for me! Here, you cheeky cunt, fucking enjoy! I knew you were fucking filth, fucking knew it. SHIT, fuck, the manager's doing his rounds, so please, behave, cos I really don't want to get the fucking sack. OK, Sir, Madam, your Honeymoon Suite is on the fourth floor and will be sign posted when you get out of the lifts, which are over there through those glass doors. Right, here's your key pad, receipt, and it doesn't look like you need the concierge, so I'll just say have a lovely time, and, erm, it was an experience meeting you shall we say! Oh Yea, the Champagne is already on ice, there should be another two bottles in the fridge, as well as chocolates, strawberries and freshly whipped cream. I got that put on as extra for you as part of a special offer we've got on, but which I didn't get the chance to tell Mike about cos he'd got me in such a fucking state! Right, go on then, before I have to fuck you both right here!" smiled Nikki, standing up and making sure we had everything, which gave me enough time to glance down at her leather seat and notice a medium sized wet patch, which made me make a mental note to ring her before the week was out! "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, yea, you'll be lucky! Bye, Babe, maybe we'll see you again before we leave! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, whipped cream and chocolate, how very fucking decadent! Fucking Hell, Mike, I've never seen you like that, Jesus. That was like a scene from, what's that film, the one with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke? You know the one where he gets her to do all that kinky stuff? There's one scene with some ice cubes, really, really fucking horny?" said Jenny as we reached the lift area, getting a funny look from one of those `Roger Clones' and his Wife, while I was looking around to see if we could have some more fun while we waited for the lifts. There were two either side facing each other plus a service lift for staff that I saw was out of order. So looking at the lift numbers and working out that I had one or two minutes at the most to see if Jenny was up for some more `kinky stuff,' I quickly went to work. Apart from us there were the couple who'd given us a dirty look standing in between the other lifts looking at the dials, plus an old couple who were standing at the lift next to ours looking at a local guide book trying to decide where they were going to eat for the evening. So after glancing at the glass doors and checking no one was coming I crept up behind Jenny, who was obviously thinking about what had just happened with Nikki, and whispered the following in her ear. "It was Nine and a Half Weeks, and I've got it on my Laptop. Now listen, you deranged, Incestuous Fucking Slut, go and stand in the space between the lift doors and pull your dress up so I can see your arse and your leaking cunt! FUCKING DO IT! NOW!" I whispered, still looking round to make sure the coast was clear as I watched my sixteen year old Sister grant me my kinky wish. It seemed like I must have looked between the doors and the lifts twenty times as she walked the three paces towards the doors, turned back to stare at me and quickly hiked up her short dress to reveal her nakedness, before letting it drop back down just as two of the other lifts arrived at the same time, and not thirty seconds after that a Family of four came walking through the glass doors and I was so fucking hard again I was sure I was gonna faint. Now obviously I'd done this kind of thing before, because you don't take risks like that without practice, and had always found it a mega turn on, but this, with my Sister, and no one knowing she's my Sister, well, it's a whole new ball game isn't it, especially after what had happened in the Merc! "Jesus Fuck, Mike, I don't know about Nine and a half Fucking Weeks, more like A Day in the Life of a Pair of Sex Mad Incestuous Degenerates. Thank Fuck, it's here. Oh Bollocks, there's other people getting in. Stand at the back and shove your hand up the split in my dress. Go on. DO IT. NOW!" giggled Jenny, obviously loving this kinky bit of exhibitionism as much as I was and almost pushing me into the lift, where straight away I clocked the Operator staring at her heaving tits, which were now coated in a thin bead of sweat, while she also got admiring glances from another sexy young couple who were obviously here the same reason we were, and the Dad of the Family of four got a nudge in the ribs from his miserable looking Wife as soon as she saw him trying to even glance at Jenny. And all the while this was happening she just stared up at the dial, a picture of total innocence, despite the fact I had two fingers up her soaking wet cunt and she must have been on the verge of erupting! "FOURTH FLOOR!" "HEE, HEE, saved by the bell! Excuse me, please. Thanks, and I hope you enjoyed looking at my tits? Just imagine what this lucky cunt's gonna be doing while you're knocking one out on the strength later! BYE!" giggled Jenny, grabbing my sticky hand and dragging me down the velvet carpeted corridor as soon as we exited the lift, with the sign telling us our room was to the left and left again. "Fucking Hell, Jen, and you call me unbelievable, yea, right! Well that was definitely more Close Encounters than anything else! Did you see that young Lad, must have been twelve, thirteen? He'll be dreaming about your tits for a fucking year! That thing downstairs as well, Jesus. Fucking Hell, Jen, what we gonna do when we get back home? I mean I've been horny before, but fuck me, this is fucking crazy. Right, here we fucking go. Go on then, open up, and then get on that fucking bed, Bitch, and don't fucking move. Oh Wow, Fuck, Fucking Hell, Jen, this was well worth the fucking money, look at it, fucking plush or what!" I smiled as we sort of stumbled through the door and stopped dead in our tracks, just drinking in the luxurious room for the next few minutes, before all hell broke loose. It was probably the size of a very large Family living room, but that was where the comparisons ended as far as the furniture and decor were concerned. The Four Poster Bed that dominated the room was easily big enough for five or six people to get up to all sorts, while the red fluffy pillows scattered around all sides, along with the black satin sheets covered in rose petals, and the black and red silk drapes that hung from the four corners, made it a bed that like the rest of the room was designed with one thing in mind. Along the wall on one side of the bed was a big, black leather sofa with an equally big mirror above it, while next to that was the mini bar and a digital sound system, while on the other side, which had a marble floor, there was a long dressing table, an open shower and wash area, while of course at the foot of the bed there was the sunken Hot Tub, which was surrounded by candles and lots of exotic soaps and oils. Above the Tub on the wall facing the bed there was another big mirror plus a fifty inch HDTV, which as well as showing a selection of hardcore porn after midnight, also allowed me to plug in my Laptop so we could watch some of the more extreme stuff, IE: Bisexual, She-Males, Watersports, and of course Incest. Then of course there was the En-Suite, which was all mirrored walls and marble floors, with a big open shower area, a sunken Jacuzzi surrounded by soft lighting, and a built in Sauna big enough for probably six to eight people. So after we'd got over the initial shock we finally did it, we finally found out just what it was we'd waited all this time for, and when I say it was worth the wait, that might just be the biggest understatement I'd ever made! But first I had to say something, although I'd have to be quick, because Jenny was already naked and in position, and Boy was it the most amazing sight I'd ever seen. "OH WOW, Oh, Man, Fucking Jesus, FUCK. You best take those boots off now, Sis, because I really don't fancy having my eye poked out when things get completely out of control, which is liable to happen very quickly given the circumstances! And pour the Champers while I cut up this snow if it's not too much trouble! Right, you know earlier when I covered us by saying we were going to the Cinema? Good, now listen, every time we meet up from now on it's gonna need the same precision. So you can't, under any circumstances, say you're staying at any of your Friend's Houses, or anything to do with your Friends when we get together. Not once, because all it takes will be for Mum to see them once and ask if they had a good time, then BOOM, goodnight Vienna. And obviously we can't ask them to cover for us because then they're gonna start asking what we're getting up to. We can't say we've met a new Boyfriend or Girlfriend, and we're certainly not going to be able to do this too often, so we're gonna have to think of other ways. I mean it'll be alright once she goes back to work, then we can just fuck all day, but until then it's back to being George Smiley I'm afraid. Now, let's do this, shift over and put the ice bucket on the shelf behind you. You have fucked on Coke before haven't you?" I asked, now as naked as she was as I joined her on the bed and did three big lines with ease, before she grabbed the mirror off of me and scarfed up the remaining fine white powder in seconds flat, making sure she saved some for her clit and nipples, which pretty much answered my question for me. "Fuck Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, BOOM, Jesus that's nice, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, but not as nice as this. HEE, HEE, HEE, it's pulsating again! Fuck you've got lovely skin, so smooth and soft, MMMMMMMMMMMM, I fucking love that you're hairless all over as well, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Of course I've fucked on Coke. Phil got me into it as it goes. Anyway, fuck him. Right, we can lick and suck each other's genitals until our heart's content later, but I think we'd both agree that at this precise moment in time I need this delicious creature inside me, I've waited long enough after all! Can I go on top first please, Baby, so I can get used to him! Let me just give it a quick suck first though, while you cut me another line and pour some more Champers. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM," breathed Jenny as she slid down the bed and did what she did best, while I did the honours and wondered if I should tell her about the Camcorder yet. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, that's it, no need, OH FUCK, no need to rush now, you fucking savage. I really didn't think that was gonna happen in the car you know? Oh yea, another thing while I think of it. Don't go using your credit card in the Hotel. Oh God, Oh Fucking Jesus. OH FUCK, HA, HA, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCKING HELL, Fuck it's warm, and so unbelievably tight! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, you OK? I can't believe, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, that you just took the whole fucking thing like that," I moaned, watching Jenny climb on top of me and ease herself all the way down on my throbbing cock like we'd been Lovers for years, which in a way we had I guess, and now the fantasy was becoming an even better reality. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH FUCKING, FUCKING GOD, JESUS FUCKING FUCK OF ALL THE FUCKED UP GODS EVER! Oh Shit, Fuck, look, look at it oozing out of my cunt and onto the sheets! I've never, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMMM, never seen anything like that before! And, Oh Fuck, hang on, pause, cos I wanna make this last for fucking ever! Right, snow, thanks. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fuck, how much of this you got, only it's not even fucking dark yet! Champers, please, Slave! HA, HA, OI, you fucker, don't pinch my nipples like that or I'll kick you in the fucking nuts! HEE, HEE, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, I can feel it stirring around inside me when I rotate my hips like this, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, God it's fucking exquisite! Here, CHEERS! That's it, Baby, play with those fucking tits until your heart's content, you've waited long enough after all, you poor thing! Right, round fucking two! I like that shelf behind the bed by the way, very fucking handy! Oh My Fuck, Oh God, Oh Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, put some more Coke on my nipples please, Baby. Oh Jesus, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, it's true what I read you know, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, about Incest, that is really is like you've never had sex before. Oh Fuck, I'm gonna fucking erupt, Mike, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, so, have you got fucking loads of snow or what? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM," she cried, thrashing about above me like the Girl from The Exorcist as she erupted like a Volcano, while I just watched her and played with her tits like a young Child playing with a new toy on his Birthday, still barely able to believe this was happening, almost having to pinch myself it was that fucking good. "WOW, Fucking Hell, Sis, I don't think I've ever seen someone cum so much, FUCK! Yea, don't worry, I've got loads of Coke and dope, and I even got some MDMA for later, to take the edge off as it were! Oh My God, Oh Fuck, that's it, do that thing with your hips again, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh, Man! And look, sorry, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sorry to go on about it, but just going back to what I was gonna say about the credit cards. I was just gonna say don't use yours anywhere in the Hotel, just use cash if you need to buy cigarettes or anything, OK? I mean it might not seem important, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, and the chances of people putting two and two together, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, are pretty remote, but I just don't want to take that chance. The same as what I was saying about not getting our Friends to cover for us, it can never happen. Sorry to go on about it, Jen, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, OH FUCK, you're fucking cumming again, Jesus Fuck," I breathed, thinking to myself what a good idea it was to fuck on Coke straight away, because it meant we could probably fuck for twice as long as usual without fear of me blowing my beans too soon, because much like my Sister I wanted it to last forever. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, OOOOOOOOOOO, fucking tell me about it, Mike, I've never, ever, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, cum like this before, nowhere near it! It's like I was saying just now, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, it really is like you've never had sex before. And it's OK, Baby, I understand, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I know how careful we've got to be, I really do. I've been thinking about stuff as well you see, about when you go back to College. Because, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, hang on, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, Oh Yea, that's better! Yea, so I don't know if you're aware, but that College I'm going to is about an hour away from your one, and, what I was thinking is that we could meet up and fuck on the weekends? We could book a room at one of those quiet Country Hotels and just stay in bed and fuck, and fuck and fuck! Fuck, I need another drink, this riding your Brother's cock lark is thirsty fucking work!" she giggled, leaning forward to grab the Champagne so her tits dangled above my face, before leaning back, taking a big swig straight from the bottle and then pouring the rest of it all over her creamy globes, which as you can imagine I absolutely fucking loved. "Oh Wow, well you'll definitely have to buy some now! Come here, FUCK, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, OH GOD, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Paradise doesn't come fucking close, MMMMMMMMMMMM, Sis, I swear to fucking fuck. That sounds like a great idea, but again, we'll have to be careful, about coming home to see Mum. You know, we don't want her getting suspicious if we suddenly stop visiting her do we? And, we won't have to worry about Hotels, because I've got something even better in mind, something I'm just hoping you're gonna want to do as much as I do. But before I tell you I need to fuck you properly. Right, Oh Fuck, I just thought, we don't need to order any Champers yet, didn't Nikki say there was some more in the fridge? Go on, fucking lively, and I'll get some more snow ready. Shit, I almost forgot that as well. Only I rolled some Coke laced Spliffs earlier, so why don't you get them out of my bag when you get the booze? Go on, chop fucking chop," I smiled, playfully slapping her peachy arse as we did what we needed to do, and then I went all Mr Dominant. "Yes, BOSS, whatever you fucking say! This room is the Dogs Fucking Bollocks as it goes, I could stay here forever! How much credit you got on that card! Oh look at all this chocolate, Mike, Fuck, there's loads. And they've got those beers you like. Shall I just get both bottles, save fucking about? WHAT, HEE, HEE, what are you doing? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKK, OH, MIKE, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Jesus Fuck, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Fucking Hell, I'm actually being, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, fucking raped! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK, I hope these rooms have got thick fucking walls, that's all I can say! OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," she screamed, as without any warning I walked up behind her, shoved my saliva covered thumb up her arse and stirred it around a few times, rubbed my bell end on her wet cunt, pushed her down so she was bent over the fridge, kicked her legs wide apart, spread her arse cheeks and just drove the full length of my eight inch cock all the way inside her arsehole and started fucking her most forbidden of orifices like my life depended on it, already knowing that she liked anal sex on account of me getting it out of Phil when I got him pissed one night while we were at College! "I've no fucking idea, Sis, but as long as you don't go shouting out how much you love fucking your Brother and that `Incest Is Best' them I'm sure we'll be fine. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCK, Jesus you're fucking tight, but you won't be by the time I've finished with you. MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Jesus, bend over more and lift your arse up, then I can fuck you at different angles and hit on your prostate! So yea, about meeting up, well as you're probably aware I live with two other Fellas and four Girls? Now, hold on, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM," I moaned as I eased my cock back inside her inch by inch, not for the first time thinking to myself how in God's fucking name anyone could say this was wrong, when as Jenny kept saying it really was like sex from another planet. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh, Mike, Jesus, your reputation doesn't do you justice you know, not by a long fucking way! I fucking love that you know, when I'm out with my Friends, MMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Mike, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Oh Fuck Yea, Harder, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK, HARDER, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCKKKKKKKKKKK, HARDER, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, HARDER, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, Oh Fuck, Oh Fuck, OOOOOOOOOOOOO, Oh Fuck, and breathe! HEE, HEE, where the fuck are we going now?" she giggled just as she stopped cumming and I picked her up, carried her back over to the bed, not forgetting the Champagne, threw her down, pushed her back so her legs were wide apart and behind her head, and then pretty much destroyed her. Thank Fuck I spaffed in the car I said to myself as I got into position, knowing that if I hadn't that even with the Coke I'd have definitely shot my load before now. "Right, now hold the fuck on and fucking enjoy. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMM, yea, so, like I was saying, about my Housemates. Now it probably won't surprise you to learn that they're all Bi and they're all as deranged and sex mad as I am, although whether or not they want to fuck their Brothers or Sisters I've no fucking idea! Anyway, obviously by the time I moved in with them I already knew I wanted to fuck you, so, because one of my fantasises is for us to fuck in front of other people without them knowing we're related, I've never put any pictures up of you or shown them any. Not that they've really asked to be honest! So until they do they'll be none the wiser, which means they'll have no idea who you really are. So changing the subject slightly, squirting, have you ever done it?" I smiled, my tone so relaxed and casual it was like I was asking her if she'd ever swam with fucking Dolphins or something, and all this while I'm fucking her into oblivion. "OH MIKE, OH MY FUCKING FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, this really is different fucking class, it really, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK, really fucking is! That's a rather personal question to be asking your little Sister don't you think, if I squirt? But as you asked so nicely the answer's no, not properly, but I'd imagine, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Jesus, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, you're going to make me, you fucking Sex Machine, you're fucking relentless aren't you! My Mates and I have tried in a few times when we've had one of our Girly Fuck Nights, but because we've always had loads to drink, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, we either end up with aching hands or we end up pissing ourselves instead. But having said that it's not all bad, cos as a result, of that, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK, I got into Watersports! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCK, OH MY FUCKING LORD, OH JESUS, is this, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, what they call, FUCK, Jesus you're deep, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, so is it, am I getting POWER FUCKED? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HEE, HEE, I can, HA, HA, HA, HA, OH FUCK, MIKE, HA, HA, OH WOW, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, HEE, HEE, look at it splashing on your cock, Jesus, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Fucking Hell, I'M FUCKING PISSING FUCKING FANNY FAT! Now let me. Oh You Are, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM," she breathed before her voice became muffled as I straddled her face and fed her my sticky cock, while I also reached behind me and shoved four fingers back up her leaking cunt and made her cum again in no time at all. "OH GOD, Oh Fuck, you greedy fucking Slut, that's it, swallow the whole fucking thing. Move your head back more and then I can fuck you in the mouth properly, cos I'm just about to shoot my fucking load. So would you be up for that, coming to my digs for the weekend and just having loads and loads of wild, drug induced, filthy Bi Sex, and all the while we're fucking my Housemates will be thinking you're just another sexually switched on Whore who likes messy, dirty sex as much as they do? Oh Fuck, hold that thought, Oh My God, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCKKKKKKKKK, OH, JEN, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, aim it at your tits as well, good Girl! Jesus Fuck, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I've never cum like this, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, Oh, Boy! WOW! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck," I cried as I started spraying my thick, creamy Spunk all over her sweat soaked, flushed face before she did as I asked and I covered her heaving fun bags in the rest of my sticky goo, and then while she was still getting her breath back I moved down on top of her and started cleaning her up in the best way possible. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck indeed, Mike, Jesus Fuck in fact, I've never seen anyone cum like that before, not even in a porn film! HEE, HEE, what are you doing now? MMMMMMMMMMMM, oh you filthy cunt, there's nothing you're not into is there? I've tried to get a few Lads to do that, but they've all bottled out and said they're `not fucking Gay!' Same as when I try to shove my finger up their arse or lick it when I'm giving them a blowie, anyone would think I was trying to rape them with a ten inch fucking strap on, The Fucking Tossas! That's why I was so pleased when Sue and I fucked these two Bi Guys one night a while back, it opened up a whole new world as they say! I can't wait to watch you sucking a big, juicy cock when you're fucking me, which kind of answers your question I guess, about fucking in front of other people. MMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Hello You, have you come to do my face now you've finished with my fun bags! HEE, HEE, HEE, HEE, you really are fucking filthy aren't you? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, more, feed me your Spunk! That's the other thing I was trying to say before, about, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, being out with my Friends. God this is sooooooooo fucking decadent. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Yea, fuck talking, too much Coke, let's fucking snowball!" giggled Jenny, proving that as I'd always suspected much like me there wasn't anything she wouldn't try, must be something in the genes! "Oh Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, God I could fucking eat you, Jen, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. That was so worth the fucking wait, Sis, it really, really fucking was. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM It was like being a Kid waiting for Christmas, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, seeing your team win the League, seeing Springsteen in your own front room, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, and winning the fucking lottery all rolled into fucking one! You OK, Darling, no regrets?" I asked as we laid in each other's arms with our sweat soaked bodies entwined and reflected on what we'd just done, both of us knowing that we really had just enjoyed the best sexual experience you could ever possibly imagine, of that there was no doubt. "MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Mike, this is fucking magical, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. No, Baby, no regrets, not one single one. To tell you the truth even though I've just been fucked into next year I'm already ready for more, and look, your cock hasn't even gone soft! Fuck, look how sticky it is, and look at the state of these fucking sheets already! So how do you do that, make me squirt like that? I mean obviously I know it's to do with the g-spot, but I was even doing it when you were fucking me up the arse! And just quickly, that's what I keep trying to say about when I'm out with my Mates and the conversation inevitably turns to sex. And it won't be long before your name comes up. Don't you remember I told you before, about you being known as `Mr Eight Inches!' You must remember that morning in the kitchen, when I'd been to a Party, and you'd had a threesome with Tanya and Jill? God I so wanted to fuck you that morning, and thinking back I fucking should have done, but I had to make do with your Mate Phil! Don't you remember you set me up with him? Where you going, don't leave me!" she giggled as I got off the bed, happier than I'd ever thought possible. "HA, HA, never, I just need a Spliff and a beer. Do you want one or do you want some more Champers? Yea, of course I remember, cos I wanted to fuck you just as much, especially as that was the first time I'd done Coke and was coming down and was as horny as fuck anyway. So what do you mean then, that it turns you on when they talk about my sexual exploits? And talking of Phil, here's the text he sent me the day after he fucked you. I think you blew his fucking brains out to be fair," I smiled, passing her my phone as I rejoined her on the bed with Coked laced Spliffs and beers, while I also opened the chilled bottle of Champagne, suddenly realising there were more questions I needed to ask and more stuff I needed to tell her. Here's a reminder of the message - HI, FELLA, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS I GUESS, FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH JENNY. MUCH LIKE HER I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL THAT YOU'RE OK WITH IT, CHEERS. BUT LOOK, YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT WE GOT UP TO, AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND OUT OF PLACE, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST IN YOUR HOUSE? AND LIKE I SAY, I KNOW SHE'S YOUR SISTER, BUT, WELL, ALL FUCKING NIGHT, MIKE, AND MOST OF THIS MORNING! I WAS THAT WORN OUT I HAD TO TAKE THE DAY OFF OF WORK! HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I'M BEING OUT OF ORDER, BUT, WELL, I'VE JUST NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW, INSATIABLE! RIGHT, I BEST GET READY, TAKE IT EASY, BEER WEDNESDAY? PHIL! "HEE, HEE, HEE, Insatiable, love it! But he's not wrong to be fair, I literally did fuck him all night. I think that's why he got the Coke next time I fucked him, which was a pretty good night as well as it goes! Mind you he did freak out a bit when I asked him to piss all over me when he was doing me up the arse in the shower! He's not into Guys either is he? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Cheers, Baby, here's to us. Look, I cut some more snow as well, aren't I a clever Girl?" she teased me, taking a big swig of her beer as we shared the joint and just sat looking, kissing, caressing and stroking each other, again just enjoying the moment, knowing that we'd formed a bond so strong and deep it would never be broken. "You're a fucking genius, Jen, and you're all fucking mine. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, and no, Phil's not Bi, even though I've told him loads of times he doesn't know what he's missing out on. And sorry, but there's too many questions, I just have to ask when I think of them. It's just what you said about me sucking cock while I fucked you, which obviously means that you've thought about us fucking other people? I've been thinking about it loads you see, fucking other couples, you know Swingers and that? I want to take you to Sex Clubs and those Fuck Parties in London that you read about in the Tabloids and other places like that. I mean again we'd have to be really careful, but as long as we go far enough away so no one knows us then we'll be fine. Have you ever fucked a She-Male by the way? Would you like to?" I asked, flicking through my phone so I could show her the pics from the two day Orgy I'd gone to at Tanya's when I'd first got home from College, while also telling her about the Escort Agency. "MIKE, HA, HA, HA, Fucking Hell, you really do put that Mickey Rourke to shame don't you! No, I haven't, but I assume it's something else I'm going to be experiencing in the very near future? And you still didn't tell me how you made me squirt while you were doing me up the bum! Oh Wow, HEE, HEE, you've got pictures. You really are a fucking deviant aren't you? Oh My God, Oh Wow, Fuck, Jesus, who the fuck is that black Guy fucking you? Can't I just fuck him instead? I mean I know you're big, but fuck me sideways. PHWOAR! Oh Wow, look at you sucking the She-Male's cock, send that one to my phone, please, and some of the others if you want. I need some new material for my Wank Bank! OH FUCK, HA, HA, I've just thought of something, you're gonna fucking love it," she smiled, climbing off the bed to get her overnight bag, while I told her to get mine so I could show her the Camcorder and what we were gonna do with it. "Oh am I now, glad to hear it, but not as much as you're gonna love mine. As for how I made you squirt while I was arse fucking you, I didn't. It's just you were squirting so much before that when I started arse fucking you your fanny was contracting so much that when you came again there was still some fuel left in the tank as it were! Tanya told me about that, amongst other things. She's turned me onto such much stuff though it's untrue. She was the first Girl I fucked another Guy with, and I had my first threesome with her and Jill, which you've just mentioned. Then there's obviously the She-Males and the Bi Orgies. I owe so much to her! We can visit their Website later and you can pick out the one you wanna fuck! I get a discount and everything! What the, what the fuck have you got there, you fucking deviant! Fucking Hell, have you brought your entire dildo collection with you?" I said as she emptied the contents of her bag onto the bed, which included lots of skimpy black lacy lingerie and more sex toys than you can shake a stick at! "HA, HA, HA, yea, I think I might have as it goes! But look at this Mother Fucker. I mean it may not be the real thing but I bet it'll look great stuck up your lovely tight arsehole! So you like the sexy undies then? I've been buying them for a while now, week by week, just waiting to show them off to you. Yes by the way, yes I have been thinking about us fucking other people, and those Fuck Clubs sound fantastic, especially as you say no one will know who we are. And if you think how horny it was in the cab, and then just walking through the Hotel Foyer, and the stuff with Nikki, who I'd definitely fuck by the way, just think what it'll be like watching each other fuck? All the time we were downstairs all I kept thinking was, he's my Brother and no one knows, and I was, I dunno, but I don't have to explain it to you, do I, that feeling? So come on then, I've shown you mine, so now show me yours. And then before we go any further I'm going to give you a sloppy snow job and I'm gonna drink Champagne from your cock! Tell you what though, I could do with a piss as it goes, but I'm not really in the mood for messy piss sex yet, if that makes sense? So come on then, what's in the fucking bag, Mister?" she giggled, trying to grab it from me and me not letting her, which quickly became a naked play fight and ended up with us laughing so much we decided it was time to empty our bladders and take a much needed breather. "Right, here we go, all is revealed. Now, the idea is that I hook this up to the Laptop, plug the Laptop into the TV, so not only can we record ourselves fucking but we can also watch it live! Now, get your nose round this and then you can give me this snow job you promised. I've poured some more Champers as well. I'm so fucking good to you," I teased her as I done another four big lines and she followed suit, still looking at the pictures on my phone and finding out what a sex crazed deviant her Big Brother really was. "HA, HA, HA, yea right! So what, we're gonna make our very own Incest Porn Films? Fucking Hell, Mike, you really have thought of everything haven't you? I've always fancied making one, although I never imagined it would be with my own Brother! My Friend Sara made one with her Fella as it goes, said once they'd watched it once they watched it more or less every time they fucked, said it really enhanced things. Mind you I don't think we need much to enhance this do you? These pictures are fucking fantastic by the way. Is that Tanya you're double fucking up the arse in this one? The greedy Bitch! She looks like a right dirty Cow, but then again she's hardly gonna look like Mother Fucking Theresa when she runs a high class Escort Agency is she? So how much does one of these She-Males cost for the night? All my Friends want to fuck you by the way, you fucking Stud! Maybe I should charge them? I could start my own Agency with you as my star client! Right, let's get fucking filthy again. Pass the Coke, Lover, time to go to work! Kiss me first though, you unbelievably sexy fucking Man, GRRRRRRRRRRRRR, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM," she breathed, sliding her wet tongue into my hungry, open mouth where all you could taste was sex and Champagne, as once again Incestuous lust took over completely. "MMMMMMMMMMMMM, and you're an unbelievably sexy fucking Woman, and you're all fucking mine. The She-Males are a hundred and fifty an hour or a grand for the night, but like I was saying I get a discount if I promise to go round to Tanya's and `fuck the living fuck out of me until I can't fucking walk!' You know she was the first Girl I fucked don't you? And even then she said I had a higher sex drive than most Guys she fucked, and bear in mind she's a couple of years older than me and that she's fucked a lot of Guys! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, careful, don't fucking spill any, that cost a small fucking fortune you know? Yea, and she also said I was without doubt the dirtiest and kinkiest cunt she knew and that she couldn't believe that someone so young could be so open and broadminded about sex. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCK, OH GOD, OH FUCKING JESUS, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Let me film this, fuck the TV, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, we'll do that later. Move round a bit, Sis, MMMMMMMMMMMM, and put your hair up if you don't mind. She got me into all that as well you know, all that `Mickey Rourke' stuff downstairs. And the first time we ever did anything like that was when I met her in this Nightclub in Oxford about a month after I started College, and after I fucked her in the toilet, she insisted on giving me a blowie while we were sitting at a table, while her Friend was sitting next to us getting finger banged by another Girl, who was wanking off another Guy under the table! Then in the car park Tanya begged me and the other Guy to `spit roast the fuck out of her,' while one of the Girls pissed all over her, AND there was another couple and two other Girls, who we didn't know from Adam, watching the whole fucking thing! Fuck that was a good night, especially when we went back to Tanya's Mate's House for an all night Bi Orgy! Anyway, enough about what a dirty cunt your Brother is, we're all set. And here, before you pour the Champers smoke of this and then blow the smoke over my cock. That's another fetish, obviously!" I smiled, checking the camera one more time as she got into position sideways on to me, and then proceeded to do everything I asked and more. "Oh right, so that's why you were in such a good mood when Mum said I could smoke in the House, you kinky fucker. And that's why you loved spending all that time with me isn't it? You know, what we talked about last night, me wanking and then coming down to nick your ciggies? Must have cost you a fucking fortune! Right, now fucking enjoy. HEE, HEE, it's like a fucking Snowman! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, I love smoking when I'm high, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, that taste in your throat you get, you know? Well this is certainly one thing I've never done before, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. HEE, HEE, fuck it's decadent. So what would you call this then, a SNOKE job! Fucking Hell, that Tanya sounds right up my street, I'd love to fuck her! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck Yea, so, so, so, fucking yummy and moreish! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh God, I fucking love it too fucking much! And sorry, but there's something else, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I've just thought of to tell you, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, that nearly every Guy I've fucked, certainly the ones who are any good, I've been thinking of you when I've been fucking them, which is probably why Phil called me Insatiable! Oh Fuck, I've just thought, he obviously thinks it's because of him that I was so horny! HA, HA, HA, HA, oh well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him I guess!" she breathed in between mouthfuls, looking at me the whole time she was talking and sucking while I told her what to do, when to dribble over it and lick it, when to suck the head and when to deep throat me, and Boy did she do as she was told. "Yea, true, if only he knew eh? I was the same as well, I spent that afternoon fucking the Watersports Girl as I call her. AHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fuck, Jesus, blow more smoke, and fucking look at me! Good Girl! And then in the evening I popped round to see this Girl I hadn't fucked in a while, and ended fucking her and her Flatmate for most of the night. And they said the same, said they'd had good sex before but I was a `Fucking Fuck Machine' and could come round anytime I liked! I just smiled at them and said I had a high sex drive! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCK, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Yea, let's just stay here and max out my credit card! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fucking Jesus, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh, Jen, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Yea, lick that nasty fucking arsehole, go on, shove your tongue deep inside and stir it around, Oh Fuck. SHIT, Fuck, who the fuck is that?" I asked as my phone beeped telling me I had a text message, which would be the start of a dramatic turn of events as far as the rest of the evening turned out. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, fuck knows, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, do you want me to read it? Do me another drink, Lover, and then pass me the bottle. Do some more snow as well, and a ciggie would be good. Fuck I'm buzzing, Jesus. OH FUCK, HA, HA, HA, Oh Wow, Fuck. Right, that's your new name, Mickey Rourke! It's from Nikki, listen to this. Thanks, Darling. God I love you, Mike, more than I ever thought it possible to love anyone!" she whispered as more saliva was exchanged, more drink and drugs were consumed and then I found out why Jenny wanted to name me after a Hollywood actor who I looked nothing like. Here's the message from Nikki - HIYA, MIKE, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU AND YOUR SEX MAD GIRLFRIEND DONE TO ME? I'VE TURNED INTO A RAVING FUCKING NYMPH OVERNIGHT! AND LOOK, I KNOW THIS MIGHT SEEM A BIT CHEEKY, BUT, WELL, WHEN I WAS FUCKING MY FELLA HE KEPT ASKING ME WHAT HAD GOT INTO ME, SAYING HE'D NEVER KNOWN ME SO WET OR HORNY, AND THAT I WAS LIKE A WILD FUCKING ANIMAL. I'VE JUST FUCKED HIM FOR OVER AN HOUR NONSTOP, MAKING HIM CUM THREE TIMES AND MAKING MYSELF SQUIRT FUCKING LOADS AS WELL! SO WHEN I TOLD HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED WITH YOU ON THE COMPUTER, AND THEN IN THE FOYER IT BLEW HIS BOLLOCKS OFF. I SAW WHAT YOU DID AT THE LIFTS BY THE WAY, I WAS WATCHING ON THE SECURITY CAMERA, YOU KINKY CUNTS, THAT WAS WELL FUCKING HORNY! ANYWAY, TO PUT IT BLUNTLY, MUCH LIKE I SUSPECT YOU DO WE HAVE A VERY OPEN RELATIONSHIP, AND WHAT WE'D LIKE TO DO IS COME AND JOIN YOU AND FUCK YOU! LIKE I SAID I KNOW IT'S A BIT CHEEKY, BUT AS MY FELLA SAID IF YOU'RE LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS? WE'RE BOTH BISEXUAL BY THE WAY, AND I KNOW MIKE IS COS I SAW HIM EYEING UP MY COLLEAGUE, THE TALL GUY WITH THE BLACK HAIR? WHO HAS GOT A TONGUE TO DIE FOR BUT DOESN'T LIKE COCK UNFORTUNATELY! RIGHT, WELL THE CHOICE IS YOURS? BY THE WAY WE'RE ONLY IN MY FLAT WHICH IS ABOUT TEN MINUTES DRIVE FROM THE HOTEL, AND, WE'VE GOT LOADS OF ERM, WELL, YOU KNOW, WHITE CHRISTMAS AS IT WERE! I'VE ATTACHED A FEW PICTURES OF US BOTH SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING! GAGGING TO FUCK YOU, NIKKI AND JAMES, XX "Fucking Hell they're both well fucking fit, told you she had great tits didn't I? And she saw us, HA, HA, HA, I didn't even think of cameras! So, what do you reckon then? Wanna fulfil one of our kinky fantasises or not? I mean I know it's our first night, and if you want it to be just us two that's completely cool with me, I'll do whatever you want? But if we did do it we could make it really interesting if we booked the She-Male as well! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, in the meantime I'll just carry on getting the best blow job ever! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Fuck that's cold, and those sheets are gonna be ruined! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, All Fucking Night, Sis, All Fucking Night. Oh Fuck, you're not, HA, HA, HA, well if I'm Mickey Rourke you're definitely Kim Fucking Basinger! What, you're not gonna call her while you fuck me are you?" I said, knowing it was a stupid question as she gave my cock one last suck, covered the head in Coke again, rubbed a load on her clit and then climbed on top of me and once again slid all the way down on my slippery fuck pole, cumming the moment I was inside her. "Oh Fucking Fuck, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Jesus, I don't know about All Fucking Night, Mike, what about, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Oh Lord, what about All Fucking Century! I know it's our first night, Mike, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, but, you know, make Hay while the Sun shines and all that bollocks! You sure about the She-Male as well, can you really afford it? I mean I know we were joking about maxing out your card, but a grand's a lot of fucking money, at least five pairs of shoes!" she giggled as I reached across to get the Laptop out of my bag and assured her she had nothing to worry about. "Or a shit load of dope and booze, or a dirty weekend in London! Of course I can afford it, Sis, stop fucking worrying. OH FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, here we fucking go again, MMMMMMMMMMMM, you heard what I said to that arsehole, Roger. I've got over fifteen grand saved in all, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, and I've started, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, playing those stock markets as well. They're a piece of fucking piss if you know what you're doing, MMMMMMMMMMMM, and don't take stupid risks. Oh Fucking Jesus, you fanny appears to be fucking exploding again! You see another thing I want to do eventually, once I've got two or three properties on the go, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, is sort a place for us that no one knows about, our own private `Fuck Pad' if you like. I also, OH FUCK, Jesus, Sis, you're gonna need a fucking straight jacket in a minute! I wanna set you up in your own place as well in time, so I can just come round and fuck you whenever I'm passing!" I smiled, suddenly remembering the camera was still running and quickly putting in up on the shelf which would hopefully capture Jenny having the kind of orgasm most Women only read about in those magazines they love so much. "Oh Fuck, Jesus, I am so, so, so fucking done. The orgasms are so fucking intense, Mike, that's the difference. Well, not just that, but you know what I fucking mean! Fucking Hell, I never knew you had that much saved, you clever cunt! Is there anything you're not good at! Right, let's ring Nikki. Oh Wow, are they the She-Males? Well obviously they are! Jesus, Fucking Hell, they're all hung like fucking Donkeys, and they all look so fucking good. Who was the one you fucked?" she asked as I pulled her down so I could lick her sweat soaked tits clean and tell her what she wanted to hear. "That one, Adriana, she's got a really nice, thick cock, as you can see. Right, now come on, ring Nikki and then I'll ring Tanya and book her, if she's available, obviously! Only I'm not being funny but I can feel my bladder starting to twitch again, so I'd suggest you phone fuck Nikki, and then if you fancy it we can go in the En-Suite for some `messy piss sex' as you so eloquently put it! Now come on, get fucking dialling!" I teased her as I reached up to pinch her bullet like nipples, making a mental note to cover our tracks before Nikki and her Fella came to fuck us. "Alight, keep your big fucking bollocks on! That `Fuck Pad' sounds like a fantastic idea by the way, you really have thought of everything haven't you? But I want to help as much as I can with the money, Mike, I insist. Right, let's fucking do this. NIKKI, Hiya, Slut, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, what, yea I know I took my time, OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, but when you've got a cock as good as Mike's you just want it inside you all the fucking time! Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, of course he's fucking me now. Well, I'm fucking him actually! Oh Jesus, it's just soooooooooooo fucking good! YEA, of course we wanna fuck you, the sooner the fucking better! Oh right, cool. Oh really, nice one. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCK, Oh, by the way, they don't keep any spare sheets in the room do they? Only the way my fanny is leaking we'll be sleeping on the fucking floor at this rate! What, in the cupboards under the bed, but they do charge extra! Fucking cheek, don't you get a discount! Talking of discounts, what? Erm, hang on, Babe, I'm just gonna put you on mute! What, what the fuck do you want?" she asked with a look of confusion on her flushed face, trying to work out why I'd interrupted her. "Sorry, it's just I was gonna say don't tell her about the She-Male yet, just in case they're booked out. Go on then, carry on," I smiled, thinking to myself I really needed to piss soon. "Oh right, OK. Hi again, Babe, no nothing. OK, so how long before you're here? OK, alright, well, see you then I guess, and don't forget the Champers! Bye! Cool, right, they'll be here in about fifteen, twenty minutes. What, HEE, HEE, where the fuck are we going now, and why have you got the camera? Oh, I see, so, it's `messy piss sex' time is it? What's the matter, can't you hold it? I'll have to get you a fucking nappy in the future!" she giggled as I picked her up and carried her into the En-Suite, where I took her over to the shower area told her to get on all fours and wait while I set the camera up on the shelf before going back to get the Champers, beer and my phone, with her shouting, `you can't fucking leave me like this.' "I fucking can. Now drink this, Slut, and fill that fucking bladder. FUCKING DO IT, WHORE! What are you? You're a FILTHY, NASTY, DERANGED, FUCKED UP INCESTUOUS FUCKING WHORE AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU! Right, finished, SLUT? OK, let's get really, really fucking filthy. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fuck, Jesus, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK," I cried, watching her drink the Champers straight from the bottle at such a rate that it was spilling back out onto her chin and consequently her big tits, while I poured the rest of my beer over her arse, before I just rammed my cock straight back up her gaping cunt and slid the neck of the bottle up her pulsating bum hole, and then just fucked her as hard as I fucking could. "OH FUCK, HEE, HEE, what the fuck is that you've just stuck up my arse! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fuck, you're doing that Power Fuck thing again aren't you? Oh Jesus, Mike, Fuck, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Oh Shit, What the Fuck? You're not, no, OH FUCK, HA, HA, no one's ever done that before! Fuck it's warm, and there's fucking loads! Jesus, you really are the filthiest cunt on the face of the earth aren't you?" she moaned as I emptied my bladder inside her while I was still fucking her, (another Tanya trick), and then showed her that I really was `the filthiest cunt on the face of the earth!' Because after I'd finally finished pissing I removed the beer bottle from her arse and replaced it with the Champagne bottle, which was just under half full, tipped it right up so her arse was full to the brim, then knelt down behind her and started drinking as much of the combined alcohol and urine as I could, which became even more difficult when Jenny's own bladder gave way as well. "HA HA, HA, FUCKING FANTASTIC, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, MORE, FILL MY MOUTH WITH YOUR FUCKING PISS, YOU FILTHY FUCKING PISS SLUT, YOU FUCKING LOVE IT DON'T YOU? MORE, SLUT, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fucking Yea, you really can't beat a bit of filthy Watersports with your own fucking Sister! Now open your fucking mouth, I hope you're fucking thirsty!" I roared, my voice almost Animal like as I grabbed her by her short hair and spat a load of her own piss back in her mouth, before pushing her on the soft flooring and pissing all over her again, and then going bollock deep up her arse just as I dialled Tanya's number to order the She-Male. "Oh, Mike, Oh Fucking Jesus, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! Fucking Hell, this is so fucking fucked, I've never, ever done anything like this before, I swear to fucking fuck. And I thought I was sexually broadminded, but you make me look like a fucking Virgin! Oh Yea, I'm gonna fucking piss again as well, HA, HA, HA, this is fucking mad. Let me piss all over your cock, you filthy, nasty, kinky fucking PERVERT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. HA, HA, HA, who the fuck are you ringing now?" she asked, before I suddenly remembered something from earlier. "Tanya, to book the She-Male, but listen, just quickly. When Nikki and James get here they're probably gonna ask how we met, and as we fuck around they might ask if we go to Swingers Parties and stuff. So here's what we'll do, we'll tell them we met at College a couple of months ago, so you're seventeen if they ask. We've only really fucked other people from College because we don't want to fuck other people too close to home! If they ask where we grew up I'll tell the truth and you can say you've lived around Oxford all your life. I know it sounds trivial, but we really do have to cover everything. I mean obviously we'll be shit faced on snow and booze anyway, so I doubt the conversation will be about our Histories, but you never know. Right, let's book the Whore!" I smiled, knowing she'd understand exactly where I was coming from and had probably thought of something similar herself. "But, but I thought I was your Whore? MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, go on then, fucking ring her, lively!" she giggled before I did my duty. "OK, OK, but why don't you nosh me off while I'm speaking to her, then I might just make your face look like a Painter's Radio! TAN, Hello, you absolute fucking dirt bag, how's it fucking hanging? What, no, that's not why I'm ringing, I wanted to book one of the She-Males for the night? Yea, I know I can't get enough of them, but then I'm not the only one am I? HA, HA, HA, erm, Adriana if she's not booked? What, yea, all night? Where am I? Well at the moment I'm in an En-Suite Bathroom in the Honeymoon Suite at the Grange? What, you've got lots of clients here, there's a surprise! No, I'm not having a fucking shower! I'm currently getting my cock sucked by a seventeen year old Nymph who is lying in a mixture of our piss and Champagne and is just about to get a face full of my Baby Batter! Right fucking now in fact, AHHHHHHHHH, FUCKKKKKKKKKK, Oh Fuck Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Jesus, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, Oh Fuck, Oh Fuck! What, Jill says I'm making enough noise to wake the fucking dead? HA, HA, HA, well tell her it's not as much noise as she was making when I was arse raping the fuck out of her at your Party. MMMMMMMMMMMM, I've just started pissing over her while she's scooping my Spunk off of her face and licking her fingers clean! Oh Fuck, I'm pissing in her mouth and then she's spitting it back over my cock. What, does she want a job working for you? Nah, they couldn't afford her, Tan! So what about Adriana? Oh Fuck, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, HA, HA, I forgot about them! No, it's OK, Tan, I've just gotta go, there's someone at the door, more people to fuck! Oh, oh right, no, after midnight's fine. Yea, the Suite on the fourth floor, in my name, cool. I'll ring reception when I know she's on the way. Oh, listen, you couldn't get her to bring another two could you? Yea, I know I'm a fucking savage, takes one to know one, and it could be a long night! Oh Fuck listen, Tan, I've really gotta go. What, no, no fucking way, seriously? Oh Wow, nice one, you're so fucking good to me, I owe you a fuck! HA, HA, HA, I know you fuck me for free! Yea, see you when you get back, enjoy the Orgy, BYE! FUCK, come on, fucking hurry up. Fucking Hell, have you licked it all off?" I asked, looking down at her wet face with her makeup running and her hair matted, and suddenly realised there was no fucking way she could answer the door looking like she did. "HEE, HEE, yea, of course I did, I could drink your Spunk twenty four hours a fucking day. You better go and let them in, Mike, I think I best make myself look respectable eh? Oh, the fucking irony. Well go on then, and chuck me my handbag please, I think I might have to re-do me face! Fucking Hell, Mike, that thing with the Champagne bottle up my arse, WOW! Do you think that's why we're fucking each other, because we're so sexually switched on and open-minded?" she smiled as she dragged her abused body off the pissed soaked floor and turned the power shower on, just as there was another loud knock at the door. "Absolutely, like I said before, it's a combination of a lot of things. Right, feel free to join us when you're ready!" I teased her as quickly jumped into the shower to wash away the piss before grabbing a towel and making my way back outside, seeing little point in putting one of the complementary Hotel robes back on, especially with what I had planned next. "Oh there you are, about fucking time, we've been getting funny looks and everything. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, Oh My God, you're fucking naked! Don't let the Chambermaids see you like that, you'll give them a fucking heart attack! Fuck you're big, PHWOAR! giggled Nikki, who was wearing nothing but a long leather coat which she let slide to the floor as soon as the door was closed, to reveal she was naked underneath apart from lacy hold up stockings and spiked heeled stilettos, obviously for my benefit, and by fuck did she look sensational. She was five foot eight with blonde hair tied at the back, big blue eyes, a mouth just made for sucking cock, and tits that were bigger than Jen's although not as pert, a big, creamy arse that you could eat your dinner off of, and obviously she was completely shaven. "Glad you like, we aim to please! Now come here you sex crazed fucking Slut, I've been wanting to do this for fucking ages. Hi, James, how's it fucking going? Nice to meet you, you sexy cunt. You don't mind do you?" I smiled, not waiting for an answer as I pulled her towards me and kissed her long and hard so she could taste mine and Jen's sex and piss, while sliding two fingers up her already wet cunt and stirring them around, before shoving them in her mouth, turning to James and tongue fucking the life out of him and asking him why the fuck he was still dressed. "WOW, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, fuck, I can taste Spunk and piss, Jesus Fuck! Erm, Hi, nice to meet you, I guess? Where shall I put these?" he smiled back at me waving the two bottles of Champers they'd brought with them, in between staring at my hard again cock and licking his lips in anticipation. "Erm, you could try opening one! You might as well stick the other one in the fridge for now, Fella, there's plenty of beer and wine as well. And help yourself to the snow, we've got loads. Oh you've got some as well? Fuck we're in for a good night! Now come on, hurry up and get your kit off, cos I really wanna see your cock! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do!" I said as I got Nikki by the arm and dragged her over to the bed and told her to get on all fours while I did a quick line, grabbed another beer and wondered where the fuck Jenny had got to? "WHAT, Oh Fuck, where the fuck are you taking me? Help, I'm being abducted by a strange Man! Bye, James, nice knowing you!" she giggled, climbing onto the bed and shaking her fantastic rear end at me, which was when I noticed that she had a butt plug stuck up her fucking arse! "Fucking Hell, you really are a filthy fucking WHORE aren't you, so I suppose I better give you what you deserve, getting fucked like you've never been fucked before. No offence, Fella. You don't mind if I fuck the Slut straight away do you? It's just I've been gagging to stick my cock inside her ever since I realised what a fucked up degenerate she really is! Jenny will be with us in a minute by the way. She's just in the shower getting cleaned up after I spaffed and pissed all over her! Right, now fucking enjoy, Slut, I know I'm going to. Jesus Fuck, you're fucking drenched, I wonder why? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," I cried, wasting no time at all in moving behind Nikki and sliding my sticky cock all the way inside her gaping cunt in a single movement, as James looked on in amazement at the speed with which I worked, while trying to get undressed and open the Champagne without too much success. "Fucking Hell, Mike, couldn't you have at least waited and introduced me to James before you started banging his Girlfriend, you selfish fucking cunt? Hiya, Nix, don't mind me, I'll just fuck your Bloke shall I, seeing as you're fucking mine! He's fantastic isn't he? I've been fucking him nearly four months now and I still can't get enough of his magnificent cock. Hiya, James, you sexy fucker, nice to fucking fuck you! Go on, help yourself, Love, we don't stand on ceremony here? Now come on, open that fucking Champers and let me give you a hand with these. Jesus, Fuck, Mike, is that a butt plug you've just taken out of her arse and shoved in her mouth? God you're filth, you really fucking are," smiled Jenny, offering James a quick feel of her creamy globes before squatting down in front of him, unbuckling his leather belt and pulling down his tight jeans, to reveal much like me he went commando, as well as being completely shaven, and he also had a very suckable cock! Can I just say at this point, and Jen later confirmed it, but the buzz I was getting from watching her giving James a sloppy blowie while telling him to pour some Champers on his cock while I fucked Nikki into next week and them not knowing we were Brother and Sister was out of this fucking world. I was just about to tell Jen to come and join us as I slid my wet cock up Nikki's pulsating arsehole just to liven things up even more, when all of a sudden she spotted the Laptop still open. "OH MY FUCKING GOD, HA, HA, HA, HA, don't tell me, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't tell me you've ordered a fucking She-Male for us to fuck? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, Oh, Mike, Jesus Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you're not wrong, you are a pretty decent shag to be fair! And can I just say, before you fuck me to death! OH FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCKING GOD, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Oh, James, he's only arse raping the fuck out of me. Oh Fuck, Oh Fucking Jesus, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, why don't you two come over here, Lover, then you can suck his big fucking cock out of my nasty fucking arsehole while I stick my tongue up Jen's fanny! And bring the Champers please, both bottles! So come on then, Mike, have you, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Yea, that's it, stir it around, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. So have you ordered this fucking She-Male or what? I've never fucked one before, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, but I'm assuming you have? Then I'd imagine there's not a lot you haven't done is there, you fucking degenerate," she moaned, begging me to fuck her harder while I thought to myself you don't know the half of it, catching Jen's eye as she led James over to the bed by his cock, each of them armed with more Bubbly and beer. "No not much, and I plan on doing lots more of the same tonight. And look, before we get too cosy in here why don't we go back in the En-Suite? Because I'm not being funny but our bladders are gonna be getting full again soon, and with the amount of snow we've already done, well, you know, it's a lethal combination. I take it you're into Watersports? And yes, Nix, we have ordered a She-Male for later, the only problem is she won't be here till after midnight, and I might have fucked you to death by then! Here, James, fucking enjoy. And we could do with ordering some more Champers before we get too carried away. What do you reckon, another six or seven bottles for now? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fuck, Fucking Hell, Fella, hungry are we? Oh, Hello, You, long time no fuck. And you're all nice and clean again, although I can't see that lasting long. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, you still taste of cock though, MMMMMMMMMMMM," I smiled as Jenny wrapped her arms around my neck and gave me a long sloppy kiss while whispering in my ear so James and Nikki, who was now helping him suck my cock, couldn't hear what she was saying. "Hello back, Baby, MMMMMMMMMMM, you sexy fucking cunt! This is fucking incredible, Mike, it really, really fucking is. I never knew it was gonna be this much of a turn on, Jesus. And watching James suck your cock is out of this fucking world!" she purred, stroking my arse and tongue fucking my ear as we looked down on the Boyfriend and Girlfriend having the time of their lives but not having a clue of what they were really part of. "I know, it's fucking unbelievable, I've never known a feeling like it. SO, what about this Booze then? Fucking Hell, Nix, careful you don't choke there, Love!" I teased her as she gorged on my cock like she hadn't eaten in a month, before telling me exactly what she wanted. "MMMMMMMMMMM, it's fucking delicious, Mike, James certainly likes it. And fuck ordering the booze yet, because I'm not leaving this bed until you've fucked me properly, I've waited long enough after all. And now I've had a taste I want some more! Come on, Jen, cut up some more snow and then I want to watch you fuck James while I fuck your Fella, and I want to watch them suck our cunt juice off of each other's cocks!" smiled Nikki, coming up for air and giving me a long sloppy kiss while James went back to work on my cock and Jen organised the drink and drugs. "Sounds positively decadent, I do love watching Guys noshing each other off while I'm getting boned, I must say! Here, help yourselves, while I help myself to James's cock," said Jenny as we spent the next few minutes getting shit faced and chatting shit, until we were all for some more filthy Fuck Games. "What were you gonna say before by the way, Nix? You started to tell me something, but then I made you cum and you obviously got side tracked!" I smiled with a smug look on my face as I pushed her back on the bed and told her to `open your fucking legs and prepare to get fucking destroyed,' before she told me what I wanted to hear. "WHAT, Oh, Oh Yea, I'd completely forgotten about that. OH FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Jesus Wept, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you really don't fuck about do you? You fucking Fuck Machine! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Oh Fuck, OH, MIKE, OH FUKKKKKKKKKKKK! OK, quickly, it was just that conversation we had when you were booking the Suite, it was fucking unbelievable, I've never known anything like it. The way you just came out and ask me if I was wet without any warning was something I'd never experienced before! It was so unexpected, so spontaneous, and without doubt one of the horniest experiences I've ever had without actually getting fucked! OH FUCK, here we go again, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Jesus I can't stop fucking cumming. I mean seriously, Jen, how, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, how do you let the cunt out of fucking bed! And just going back, OH FUCK, Oh My Fucking God, to what I was saying, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Man, its fucking Heaven. Yea, so when I was telling James about it, and then the stuff when you checked-in, especially the bit at the lift, he said it reminded him of that film, Nine and a Half Weeks. Have you seen it?" asked Nikki as Jenny and I burst into fits of laughter, with my Sister looking at me as if to say, `I told you so, Mickey!' "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, I don't fucking believe it! I said the exact same thing to Mike earlier, and you're right about the lift, talk about risky! And he put his hand up my dress IN the lift while a couple of Fellas were looking at my tits! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, James isn't bad either as it goes, Nix, at least an eight! So have you always been into this, fucking other couples? Oh, James, you dirty fucker, I've only, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK, MMMMMMMMMMMM, just cleaned it as well! Make that a nine, Babe, he gets an extra point for whacking it up my arse! That's how Mike and I met, at one of those kinky College Sex Parties. The first time I saw him he was doing some Nymph up the arse while sucking a big, black fucking cock before he told the Guy to fuck him up the arse, and then asked me if I wanted to join in! And I mean you know, what's a Girl supposed to fucking do!" giggled Jenny just as she erupted, knowing that she'd just killed two birds with one stone by saying what she had, which was my cue to do something I'd wanted to do for ages, namely suck my Sister's creamy fanny fat off of another Man's sticky cock. "Exactly, and as I remember it turned out to be quite a night, especially the Piss Party in the Pool! Right, come on, James, shove your Monster down my throat and make me fucking choke, it's what I fucking need! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, fuck it tastes good, just like it always does. And listen, Jen, I've been thinking, why don't we book another night! It's just that I was thinking of going into `Mickey Rourke' mode again! I mean think of the fun we could have in the Pool, in the bar and restaurant. You could sit on one of those high stools at the bar at flash your fanny at anyone walking past, or you could give me an underwater blowie in the Pool, or the Sauna, Is that OK, Nix, can we book another night like that? Do you know if this room's booked out tomorrow night, cos we wouldn't mind moving. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Man, I could suck it all day. Go on, James, shove it up her arse again and make her scream, just like I'm doing to your Whore of a Girlfriend!" I breathed as I continued fucking Nikki into next year, taking turns to fuck her cunt and arsehole and giving her one powerful orgasm after another, before forcing my cock down her throat until she choked and repeating the process over again, knowing that I was fast approaching my third powerful orgasm in little over an hour. Jenny meanwhile was looking at me with a big smile on her face, obviously delighted at my suggestion of staying another night, and she was gonna be even more delighted after what happened next. "Oh Fuck, Oh Jesus, let me breathe, Mike, for one fucking minute! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOO, OH FUCK, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, alright, don't then! OK, let me try and answer some of those questions, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, which is pretty difficult to do when you're, OH FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, getting fucking raped! Yes, Jen, we've always been Players as they say, and the first time we fooled around with another couple was with my sex mad Friend, Penny and her Fella, who I knew was Bi but hadn't told James, cos he'd never fucked another Guy before but had told me he wanted to one more than one occasion, and after a few drinks and Spliffs and some fooling around it wasn't long before he was sucking cock like he'd been doing for years! And we've been fucking Bi couples pretty much ever since! Oh God, Fuck, here we fucking go again. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, as for the room, Mike, OOOOOOOOOOOOO, it wasn't booked when I finished, but you best be quick if you want this one, although the sheets will need fucking changing! I'll ring down to reception in a minute and sort it all out for you, if I can still breathe that is! And listen, about the booze, you've got to let us pay for it, it's only fair with you paying for the She Male. Oh, Mike, HA, HA, HA, I do believe your cock's exploding, and so is my Boyfriend's by the looks of things! Talk about perfect timing, you two should be in porn!" giggled Nikki as James and I came simultaneously, spraying our sticky goo over the Girl's sweat soaked bodies until they were literally swimming in Spunk, which was when things got really messy. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Boys, Oh Wow, we are impressed, you horny fuckers. Right, come here, Nix, ever had a Spunk Body Massage before! And are you serious about staying another night, Mike, you sure it's OK? And you sure about the booze, Nix, cos you don't have to you know? MMMMMMMMMMMM, HEE, HEE, well isn't this ever so fucking decadent! Oh, look at you two, you OK over there? Don't mind us, you just kick back and enjoy the fucking show!" giggled Jenny, climbing on top of the older Girl and performing her kinky sex act while James and I laid side by side in a sweat soaked heap sharing a much needed Spliff, while I suddenly remembered we'd left the camera in the bloody bathroom! "Don't worry, Jen, we fully intend to. And listen, Nix, forget about paying for the booze, because it's all on me, no arguments. In fact I insist on it! So anyway, are you gonna ring reception and see about this room then? Are they cool with you being here by the way? Only you said earlier the Manager was a bit of a dick, and as much as I want to fuck you again, we wouldn't to get you in any trouble or anything," I smiled as I watched them licking each other's sticky bodies clean then snowballing the fuck out each other until they too took a much needed breather. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, God I love the taste of Spunk, especially when it's mixed together, its sooooooooo fucking yummy! Don't worry, Mike, you won't. The night staff are all pretty cool as it goes, and it wouldn't be the first time one of us has fucked a guest, not by a long way! And sometimes they even have a Fuck Party in one of the empty rooms. Right, let's do it then. So how many bottles should I order? What about any other booze, ciggies?" asked Nikki, crawling across the bed to get the phone and telling James to fix more drinks, just as Jen came and laid next to me and immediately started playing with my cock, which was already showing signs of life again. "Oh yea, fuck, order me forty B&H please, Babe, cos it could be a long fucking night! MMMMMMMMM, Hello again, Sexy! God, I love you, Mike, so fucking much it hurts. Are you sure about the room and the booze though? I mean I'm not being funny, but with what we're gonna spend tomorrow on booze and drugs, plus another five hundred for the room, that must be the best part of three fucking grand we're talking about. And I know you've got that money saved, but at this rate it'll be gone in a month" she whispered in my ear as James went for a piss and Nikki was on the phone sorting everything out, which meant we could talk fairly openly without fear of being overheard. "HA, HA, HA, I'd spend it tomorrow if it meant being with you! Its fine, Sis, really, trust me. I can't really say anything now, but when we're on our own I'll tell you what's happened, and I promise you're gonna love it. Anyway, back in the real world. Everything OK, Nix, is it all sorted?" I asked, already knowing by the smile on her face that it was. "It certainly fucking is, Mike. I've booked the room for you, and I got you two hundred pounds off, as part of another special offer. Well that and the fact I promised Kerrie, the receptionist, that James and I would go round to hers at the weekend and fuck her and her Fella! AND, I got ten bottles of Champers for the price of five, cos I kind of fuck the Head Barmen as well. So I said if he'd do it for me I'd give him a cheeky blowie every day for a fortnight before he starts his shift! And let's face it, only a cunt would turn down that kind of deal! You OK, James, what's up? Well apart from Mike's cock that is!" giggled Nikki, making everyone burst out laughing as her Boyfriend told her why he looked so confused. "Yea, I know, and I can't wait to have it up my arse. I'm fine, Nix, it's just. Well, can I ask why the fuck there's a Camcorder in the En-Suite? I mean are you gonna film us fucking or something? Because if you are we're well up for it, aren't we Nix? In fact to tell you the truth we've made quite a few of our own, although I doubt they'll be as good as this, especially when the She-Male turns up!" smiled James before Jenny filled him in as it were. "HEE, HEE, yea, and I for one can't wait! Oh right, so you've made them before, cool. We've been gagging to try it for a while as it goes, which is partly why we booked the room. But not only are we gonna film it, Mike's gonna hook the Camcorder and Laptop up to the HDTV so we can watch ourselves while we do `unspeakable things' to each other as old `Mickey Rourke' here likes to call it! So is the booze on its way now, Babe? Only I'm not being funny but I really need dicking again soon!" giggled Jenny as more laughter filled the air and my Sister went down on me again, just to prove her point and just because she could. "You and me both, Jen, in fact all I want to do is fuck, all the fucking time! And yes, Babe, it'll be here in about ten minutes, but you just carry on, don't mind us! That's the best bit about it you know, actually watching yourself while you're fucking, it's a massive fucking turn on, believe me! Come on, James, why don't I give you a sloppy snow job as well, and then I want to get really messy and really fucking filthy, all fucking night. Well at least until three or four, but I have got work tomorrow, and so have you. Unlike these two lucky cunts, who've got all summer to just fuck and fuck. You're welcome to come over to Kerrie's at the weekend if you like, cos she already wants to fuck Mike, especially after I told her what a dirty fucker he was! Oh, James, Hello, Darling, is that all for me? Come on then, I haven't got all fucking night you know!" Nikki teased him as he knelt on the bed waving his hard again cock about in front of her face before literally shoving it down her throat and making her gag, while I wondered what Jen would say in response to the awkward question she'd just been asked about fucking Kerrie, knowing if we said yes it would mean more cover ups, and if we said no they might wonder why, but as ever she was one step ahead. "Fucking Hell, Nix, you greedy fucking Cow, what's the matter, haven't you eaten recently! And thanks for the offer, Babe, but we'll have to see, cos I might have boring Family shit going on I'm afraid! Right, I really need to fucking piss as it goes, and I'm definitely not doing it on the bed, not if we're staying here another night! So come on, let's go get dirty. Oh Shit, that must be the Bubbly! You best get it, Mike, just don't rape the waiter though! Right, come, let's go piss on each other and then let's fuck the night away!" smiled Jenny, already heading for the En-Suite while I put a robe on and let the waiter in, along with a big trolley of the finest Champagne money could buy as I watched him observe the carnage around him, before looking at me with a big smile on his face, knowing just as I did that I really was the luckiest cunt alive. Then for the next few hours I had without doubt the best night's sex I'd ever had, which got even better when the She-Male turned up, as you can well imagine, especially as neither Jenny, Nikki or James had ever fucked one before, and to say they couldn't get enough of her would be the understatement of the Century. And we only stopped when we literally couldn't take anymore, when every last ounce of cum and energy had been drained from our abused bodies, and also because it was 530AM and as Nikki kept reminding us she had to start work in five hours time! So after they helped us clean the room and change the sheets we finally said our goodbyes, with Nikki saying that she'd no doubt see us sometime later and that she and James looked forward to fucking us again in the very near future! But of course we weren't in the least bit tired, and not only because we were still fairly high, but also because there was obviously lots for us to talk about, so instead we dimmed the lights, lit the candles, fired up a couple of really strong Spliffs to take the edge off of the Coke, before easing our battered bodies into the sunken Hot Tub at the bottom of the bed, while Marvin Gaye seduced us in the background. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Man, Jesus, that tingling you get all over your body when you smoke your first joint when you're coming down, there's not a feeling like it. Well there is, but you know what I fucking mean! Fucking Hell, Mike, what a fucking night eh? Talk about one never to forget, and I'm not being funny but I can't even feel my fanny, and my arse feels like it's been ripped in two! I've never been double arse fucked like that before you know, not with that intensity and power! So, Mister, question time, and the first one is, have you thought about what we're gonna tell Mum about staying another night? And I was also thinking about my Friends, and if any of them text me later wanting to go for drinks or something? I mean what do I tell them without us getting busted!" "HA, HA, HA, this isn't The Fucking Wire you know! You'll just tell them what we're gonna tell Mum, that you went to a Party in Oxford with me and some of my Friends and you've decided to stay another night because there's more Parties to go to! And besides Sue and Chrissie, who else is gonna really miss you if you don't go?" "OI, you cheeky fucker, I'm very fucking popular I'll have you know! But I see what you're saying, Mike, because apart from the two you mentioned I'm not really that close with any of the others, and about six or seven are all going on holiday with their Fella's next week anyway, so that'll be very fucking handy indeed. And as for Sue and Chrissie, well you know Sue's got a new Bloke don't you? And when I talked to her the day before yesterday she said she'd only managed to fuck him a couple of times since he got back from Uni, but that his Mum was going away for a few days and that she didn't plan on getting out of bed until she'd fucked him senseless! As for Chrissie, you know I told you she split up with that arsehole she was seeing? Well when I spoke to her yesterday she said she was fucked off with long term relationships and was gonna spend all summer fucking anything that moves, including her hunky next door neighbour whose Parents go on holiday the day after tomorrow. Plus she was going out on the blag with Julia last night, so I doubt I'll be hearing from her anytime soon. Oh, Mike, if only they knew, if only they knew that however much good sex they have over the next couple of months it'll never come close to this, never in a million fucking years! What about your Friends though? What about Phil, and that other Guy you hang around with? Tall, dark hair, nice arse! Terry, is it, aren't you close to him?" "Well yea, but only as close as seventeen year olds can be, you know? I mean we're definitely not as Thick as Thieves! Now there's a great Jam song!" "Not as good as Private Hell though. But nothing tops Corner Shop for me. Actually Butterfly Collector might, or Ghosts. There's just so many good songs to choose from, and Weller's such an underrated songwriter. So, next question. What's the news you were gonna tell me earlier? The thing you said you'd tell me when we were alone? Come on, Mister, out with it, cos it's been driving me crazy all fucking night!" "OK, OK, it's nothing major, but I just didn't want Nikki and James knowing our business. And while we're talking about them I don't think it's a good idea that we fuck them again. I mean I know we exchanged numbers, and I know you fobbed them off last night when Nikki invited us to fuck her Friend, but I just don't think it's a good idea. Right, it's to do with Tanya's Escort Agency. You see when I was round hers yesterday lunchtime picking up the Coke and dope she made me a proposal, and we're not talking marriage!" "HA, HA, HA, I should bloody well hope not! So what was it then? Does she want you to work for her, is that it? Mind you I don't blame her, all those middle class bored Housewives will pay a fucking fortune to fuck someone as young, good looking and well endowed as you! Not to mention the fact that you're fuck of the Century. Did I tell you what Nikki said when we were cleaning up in the En-Suite by the way?" "No, go on, what? It's not that by the way. Besides I fuck enough MILF's as it is! So, what did Nikki say?" "Listen to you, Mister Fucking Fuck Machine! OK, now I don't want you getting all big headed when I tell you, cos it's not a very good trait!" "Yea right, I mean I'm really like that aren't I? So come on out with it, WHAT DID SHE SAY?" "HA, HA, HA, alright, keep your fucking bollocks on, Jesus! Right, well she said that although she'd had some fantastic sex over the years, especially since she got into the swinging scene, and even though she fucked more Fellas than she can remember, that you were without doubt the horniest, filthiest, most sexually switched on Guy she'd ever fucked! She said it was incredible that you were only seventeen, but already had the body and physique of a fully grown Man. She also said your appetite and desire for kinky, dirty, risky sex was unbelievable, and that you had the sexual prowess of a highly paid porn star, and that you knew your way around a Woman's body more than most Blokes twice your age! But the best bit was when she told me I was the luckiest Girl alive and that I should get you to put a ring on my finger ASAP! When she said it I was trying so hard not to laugh, while under my breathe I'm thinking, `if only you fucking knew!' I agree about the not seeing them again, Mike. If she calls me I'll just say we're going away for a few weeks and hopefully that will be that. So come on, Tanya, today would be good!" "Oh yea, Blimey, did Nikki really say all that? WOW, but then again she wouldn't be the first! OK, right, well like I said when I was round at hers yesterday she said that even though they'd only started the business a short while ago it's getting bigger and bigger by the day, and that she's already got thirty Girls, twenty Blokes and the She-Males working for her. And, check this; they grossed over seven hundred fucking grand in the first month! So after they'd paid the Escorts, plus travelling expenses etc, they still cleared four hundred THOUSAND fucking pounds, which means if you average that in say three months time she's got a hundred Escorts, and that she's also started doing private weekend Fuck Parties, which was my idea, I reckon you've gotta be looking at grossing over TEN MILLION a year! And the reason I'm telling you this is because obviously they want everything to be above board, which means they need someone who they can trust with half a brain to do the books for them. So Tanya's asked me to look after them for her, AND, well, she's kind of asked me to become a partner as well, where I'll be getting an equal share of the profits, all taxed and all paid into my new private bank account, which she'd already opened for me with fifty fucking grand sitting in it. And you know the She-Male and the Coke she bought with her? All fucking free! I mean talk about hitting the fucking Jackpot. Maybe it's me who should propose to her eh? OI, SIS, HA, HA, watch out, you'll fucking flood the place!" I smiled, water splashing everywhere as Jenny jumped on me like an excited Child at Christmas and started kissing me all over my face while telling me how much she loved me, obviously delighted with what I'd just told her. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Mike, Oh, Baby, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW! Fucking Hell, Mike, I'm not being funny but this could set you up for life, seriously. No wonder you wanted to pay for everything last night, you rich cunt. Soooooooooo, seeing as we're staying another night, and I've only got that dress and a couple of vest tops and skirts with me, and seeing as I'm gonna need something sexy to wear if we're gonna have some kinky fun in the restaurant later, well, they've got this really nice designer boutique downstairs, AND, you know, you want me to look at my most fuckable for you don't you, Lover? HEE, HEE, someone's awake again I see! Now, what shall we do about it?" Jenny teased me, rubbing her wet tits all over my hairless chest as she reached down to play with my hard again cock, knowing that I'd give her whatever she wanted. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, well you could try sucking it for starters! But let's get out of here and fuck in bed, because I want to tell you about what else I've got planned while we fuck, and I want it to be long and slow and languid until we just fall asleep in each other's arms! Of course you can get a dress for tonight, but only if I get to choose it! Here, Jesus, look how swollen your fanny is! You sure you're OK to fuck again, you're not too sore are you? Only, I can always just fuck you straight up the arse if you'd prefer!" I smiled with a cheeky grin, passing her one of the big fluffy towels so we could dry each other off, although in truth we could barely stand. "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, you saucy fucker, you can talk, look how fucking red your bell end is. I guess I'll just have to kiss it better won't I? So why don't you kick back, fire up a big Spliff and let me give you a `long, slow, languid' sloppy blow job? And what other plans have you got? You fucking deviant! I love this part of it you know, the intrigue, finding out stuff about you, how that sharp, filthy mind of yours works, `Mickey!' I best get some water out of the fridge as it goes; cos once I lay on that bed I'm not fucking moving! Erm, who the fuck are you ringing at this time of the morning?" asked Jenny as I picked up the House phone and dialled reception, knowing that once we fell asleep we wouldn't want to be woken up any time soon. "I'm just calling to tell them that we won't want breakfast and that we're not to be disturbed. Here, have some of this joint, you know what to do. MORNING, it's Mike Stevens in the Honeymoon Suite. Oh, HI, KERRIE, you're still working are you? What, Nikki's told you all about me? Really, all bad I hope? HA, HA, look, I keep telling people, I'm not Mickey Fucking Rourke! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fuck, what, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, well what the fuck do you think I'm doing? Yea, just me and my sex mad Girlfriend, who's just swallowed half my fucking cock! So, what colour? Or did you get so sexed like Nikki you've taken them off? I don't fucking care if the calls are recorded, FUCKING TELL ME! DO IT! NOW! HA, HA, there's a fucking surprise, you dirty fucking WHORE! AHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCK, OH, MAN, she's only got two fingers up my arse while she noshes me off. TOUCH YOURSELF, SLUT! Put your hand up your skirt and tell me how wet you are. I DON'T FUCKING CARE! DO IT, WHORE! NOW! What, I know I'm forceful you daft Cow, that's the whole fucking point. NOW FUCKING TOUCH YOUR NAKED CUNT AND TELL ME YOU'RE FUCKING SOAKED! Good Girl, see, that wasn't so difficult, was it? HA, HA, HA, what, one of the telephonists has just sent you a text saying who the fuck are you talking to and are you paying for it and can I call her next! Yea, I know I've got you in a right fucking state and that you're gonna have to go to the toilet to tickle one off, like I said, that's the whole idea! Oh Shit, OK, yea, don't worry, I don't wanna get you the sack. Why was I ringing? HA, HA, HA, oh yea, just to say we don't want any breakfast and we don't want to be called unless it's an emergency, thanks. Yea you're right, after the night we've had we will be sleeping like babies. What, Nikki's asked for an alarm call! Still, you can't blame her, the sexed crazed Slut! Yea, OK, yea, it was fun, and you're a kinky Bitch! HA, HA, me, never, I'm an innocent bystander, I just keep getting led astray by cock hungry Whores all the time. OK, yea, you too, take it easy, BYE. AHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMM, Oh, Jen, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Jesus Fuck, that is soooooo fucking good when you run your tongue round the sensitive part of my bell end. Talk about tingle all over, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, and I know fucking on Coke and booze is the nuts, but nothing beats come down sex, especially with your own fucking Sister! I nearly called you Sis a couple of times last night you know, but managed to stop myself! " I smiled, watching her dribble a load of saliva over my throbbing cock and swallow as much as she could manage without choking, before coming up for some much needed air and telling me that I was without doubt the kinkiest cunt she'd ever met. "Well I'm glad to hear it, and you best remember not to do it in the future either! And as for your phone exploits, I'm not being funny but the way you're carrying on you'll have half the female staff with wet knickers before fucking lunchtime! I can't believe a telephonist was listening in as well, the filthy Slut! Anyway, fuck them, I want to know what these 'plans' are, NOW!" giggled Jenny, quickly jumping on top of me, straddling my chest and pinning my arms down so I was totally at her mercy, like I wasn't anyway! "Oh do you now? Well we'll have to see about that, won't we! OK, well firstly, you know I passed my driving test last week? Jesus, what are you doing? Are you giving me a fanny massage or something?" I teased her, reaching up to play with her fantastic tits as she started rotating her hips and rubbing her wet cunt over my upper body, which judging by her movements told me this was something she'd done more than once in the past. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, HEE, HEE, yea, you could call it that! You like it then do you? It's one of my Party tricks as they say, and as you can imagine most Lads fucking love it! So you passed your test, which I assume means that you're looking to buy a car with your new found wealth, right? But what about Mum? I mean where will you tell her you've got the money from?" she wanted to know, a look of slight concern on her sexy face before I put her mind at rest. "Well I'm not gonna tell her the truth, that's for fucking sure! I'll just tell her I've bought it with the money I've got saved, and besides, I'm not gonna get anything too flash, not to begin with anyway! And the reason I'm telling you is because. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCK, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Sis, Jesus Fuck, you fucking savage!" I moaned as without any warning Jenny reached round to grab my cock and lowered herself onto it in a single movement and started cumming the minute I was inside her. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sorry, Baby, but I just couldn't resist. Jesus Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and I know we keep on saying it, but it really is sex from a different fucking Universe! Every time you're inside me it's like my cunt has got a life of its own, and your cock is like some sort of magic fucking wand or something! So what about this car then? OH FUCK, Oh Jesus, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, are you gonna take me out to a field somewhere and fuck me over the bonnet? Because although I've had a lot of sex since I popped my cherry, that's one thing I haven't done yet! Oh my God, OH, MIKE, OH FUCK, here we fucking go again, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMMMMM, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK," she cried, erupting like a Volcano once again while I told her exactly what I had in mind. "Oh Wow, Jesus it's so fucking warm, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Well yea, of course I'm gonna fuck you over the bonnet, and the back seat, and the front seat, maybe we'll even try the roof! But the main reason I'm getting is because we can go out for drives around the countryside, and spend the day getting stoned and listening to music, and just stop and fuck whenever we feel like it. I can play with your tits and fanny while I'm driving, and I might even let you give me a cheeky blowie if you're lucky!" I smiled as she just carried on fucking me like a Woman possessed and I had no idea if she could even fucking hear me! "HA, HA, HA, I think you'll find it's you who's the lucky one, you cheeky cunt! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, that sounds fucking fantastic, Mike, OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and sorry to be a Party pooper, but again how the fuck are you gonna explain that to Mum? Anyway, in the meantime fancy swapping round, cos I'm pretty fucking fucked to be fair!" she giggled, taking a quick breather and grabbing the cold water as I busied myself licking the sweat off of her tits and told her to fire up another joint, before we quickly changed positions and I was once again fucking her in any way I so desired. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh, Man, Oh Fuck Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, God I never want this to end, no matter what. As for Mum, MMMMMMMMMMMM, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, but as long as we don't give any hint, AHHHHHHHHHHHH, and I do mean any, then we'll be fine, just trust me OK? Cool, now, before I tell you what else I'm going to do for you I need to ask you something that's been bugging me since last night, and that is, was there one specific moment when you knew for definite that you wanted this? I mean I know we talked before about that time when you first started wanking and we used to sit talking and smoking for hours on end, which is obviously when the attraction first began, but was there something else, like a spark, where you said to yourself, 'I want to do it, I DO want to have illegal sex with my Brother?' For me it was when you came down one night wearing just a skimpy white vest top, and where you'd obviously just enjoyed a particular vigorous session shall we say? And not only was it quite clear that you were naked under the vest top, but you absolutely fucking reeked of sex! How an earth I didn't just rape you there and then I'll never fucking know!" I breathed, now fucking her with long, deep strokes as once more we were lost in a world that few people would ever dare to enter, a world we already knew we never wanted to leave. "HEE, HEE, I know, I couldn't leave it alone could I? My fanny I mean! As for 'a moment,' not really, but when I started getting butterflies every time I saw you, especially when you used to walk about in just your shorts or jogging bottoms, it used to drive me fucking crazy! But not as much as your cock is driving my fanny crazy right fucking now! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, Jesus Fucking Fuck, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh My Fuck, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Didn't you notice how whenever I saw you like that I'd rush off to my room telling Mum I had an urgent call I had to make? Then after about an hour I'd come back down looking all dishevelled and she'd been asking me if everything was OK! Bless, if only she knew what a filthy little sex pest her Daughter really was eh? And now I've told you that I think it's only fair that you tell me what else is on that deranged mind of yours! If it's not too much trouble that is! Oh, Mike, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I fucking love it when you change positions like that, you clever fucking Man!" she teased me as I felt my swollen bollocks start to tighten and yet another earth shattering orgasm built up inside me, but as ever wanting to time it to perfection. "Glad to be of assistance, Sis, it's all part of the service! OK, well it's what I was talking about earlier, you know, about having our very own 'Fuck Pad?' You see what I'm planning to do is to tell Mum I'm buying the property as an investment and that I need someone I can trust to look after it while it's being refurbished, and that obviously I'd like you to be that person! And it'll be somewhere that's near enough to your College, but far enough away from home so you don't have Mum popping round every five minutes for a chat and a cup of tea! So what do you reckon, does that sound like another Incestuous Master-Plan or what? But hold that thought for a second, OH FUCK, Oh Fucking Jesus, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Boy, Oh Fucking Yea, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, excuse the mess!" I moaned, removing my wet cock from her gaping cunt and once more absolutely covering her in my creamy goo before collapsing in a sweat soaked heap, knowing that the way I was feeling now if I closed my eyes I'd be asleep in a matter of seconds. "OI, you selfish cunt, you've made me all fucking dirty again? Tell you what, I'll just massage it into my tits to give me something to remember you by! Jesus Fuck, Mike, there's fucking loads again, you sexed up fucking fucker! That sounds like a great idea, Mike, but like I said before I'm definitely gonna help with the money once I get my business up and running. We could turn the bedroom into something like this couldn't we? Big bed, silk sheets, mirrors on the walls and ceiling, and it'll have to have an En-Suite Bathroom and Jacuzzi, I'd expect nothing less! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, fuck I love the taste of your Spunk, I really can't get enough you know?" she purred, licking her sticky fingers clean and turning towards me with a filthy smile on her face, leaving me in no doubt what she wanted to do next. "Well I hope you saved some for me? MMMMMMMMMMM, Oh Fuck, more, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, God you're fucking filth, and I wouldn't have you any other way, you nasty, fucked up, deranged, Incestuous Woman! As for the House, you can have whatever you want, anything at all. And, when we go shopping for that dress later I want you to get some new jewellery as well, money no object. But right now I really think we need to get some sleep. God I love you, Sis, more than I've ever loved anyone or anything before. Night, Baby, dirty dreams, and the first one awake goes down on the other one, deal?" I whispered as we shared one last kiss with our eyes almost closing as we did so, our naked bodies entwined, both of us happier than we'd ever thought possible just a few short weeks ago. "HEE, HEE, yea, deal. Night, Darling, and I love you more than you'll ever be able to comprehend, you bad, bad, fucking Man," she smiled before we fell into a long, deep sleep and didn't wake up for what seemed like an eternity. And when we woke up we just carried on fucking for another hour or so, had a very late breakfast in bed and then went and had some fun in the Hotel, which included Jen exposing herself in the bar, just like I'd asked her to, where we were eventually approached by a very sexy older couple, who we ended up fucking in the Sauna, along with two other couples who were just as sex mad as the rest of us, and were up for almost anything. But of course once again the best part of it from our point of view, was that they had no idea we were Brother and Sister, although much like Nikki they all agreed that we were one of the most open, sexually driven couples they'd ever met, especially as we were both still so young! The only problem we had was that much like with Nikki they wanted to meet up and fuck us again, but Jen soon fobbed them off, telling them we lived miles away and that we were only in the area for a few days visiting relatives. Then when we finally returned to our room we spent the rest of the night getting stoned and having more long, languid sex sessions that could last anything up to an hour before I'd eventually blow my beans, and then we'd just start over again until we literally couldn't take anymore and we once more fell asleep in a sweat and cum soaked heap. So there you are, that's how my Sister and I first discovered the joys of Incestuous Sex, and like we've said many times before it really was the best couple of days and nights we'd ever had, but at the same time we also knew our kinky adventure had only just begun, and would hopefully continue throughout the summer and beyond. When we got home sometime that afternoon and Mum asked us if we'd had a good time, we just told her that it was OK, nothing special, but that we'd still enjoyed ourselves but were really tired and just needed to get some rest, where again we retired to our respective bedrooms, fell asleep and once again didn't wake up until the next morning, where we immediately started sending dirty texts to each other while enjoying some serious self abuse while Mum was downstairs cooking us breakfast! The next few days were fairly `normal' I guess, and because Mum was still on holiday we tried to stay out of each other's way without arousing suspicion, which was fairly easy to do really, with me spending my days fucking the MILF's and my night's over at Tanya's, where as well as having loads more drug induced filthy sex she also informed me that if I was looking to buy a car we should do it through the company and that she'd take care of all the finances! As for Jenny, well the day after we returned from the Hotel she got a call from her Friend Sue, inviting her over to her Boyfriend's House because after Sue had told him what a sex mad Slut my Sister was he said he'd really like to fuck the two of them together, which is exactly what he did for the next forty eight hours! Then when we returned home the following afternoon we had some more good news, which could well be the understatement of the Century, as is something I'm sure you'd love to hear about? "So what you gonna get then? Fucking Hell, Mike, I can't believe you don't have to pay for it either, you lucky cunt!" smiled Jenny, reaching down and grabbing a quick feel of my rock hard cock as we sat at the dining table drinking coffee while desperately trying to keep our hands off of each other, especially as Mum was in the kitchen making sandwiches! Just for the record all I had on was a black vest top and black shorts, and Jenny was wearing a sexy, flowered summer dress and not much else, and how I stopped myself from fucking her there and then I'll never know. "SIS, Fuck Sake, behave will you? I dunno, I was thinking of a BMW 3 Series maybe? I mean obviously I'd like a Porsche or an Aston, but as Tan said, good things come to those who wait. And like I said before I don't want anything too flash, too many nosey cunts for my liking," I smiled, just about to grab a quick feel of her tits when Mum's voice suddenly brought us back into the real world. "Who's a nosey cunt, cos there's plenty round here! Right, I've done, ham, beef and chicken, so tuck in, cos I'm afraid you're gonna have to cook for yourselves tonight!" she smiled, putting the food down before sitting at the other end of the table, having no idea that Jen was kicking my leg like a Football! Please don't sound too fucking excited, just play it cool, I said to myself, deciding to let my Sister ask Mum was she was up to later and take it from there. "Oh yea, why's that then? You're going out on the blag are you?" Jenny teased her as she leant across the table to grab some food, which meant I got a fantastic view of some side boob as she did so. "HA, HA, `The Blag,' what a great turn of phrase. No, Love, not quite, but you know my Friend Tracey? The one who's Husband was sleeping with his PA? Well they split up a couple of weeks ago, and after spending some time at her Mums with the Kids she decided to leave them with her for a few weeks and has come back home to enjoy some quality time on her own. So, she's invited me and a few of the other Girls over to hers for the night. You don't mind do you? Only since I started going out with that wanker Roger I've hardly seen them, so she thought it would be a good idea if we got some wine and a couple of good films, and basically spend the evening getting drunk and slagging off Men! Present company excepted, Mike, I'd never slag you off!" said Mum, who again had no idea what she was doing to us, and I just hoped she didn't notice Jenny squirming about in her seat like a Child who needed to go to the toilet. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Mum, stop it, you're making him blush! Of course we don't mind, Mum, you deserve it, and there's nothing better than getting pissed with your Mates and putting the world to rights! Isn't Tracey the one who lives Wokingham? (A good hour's drive away)," asked Jenny, knowing I was reading her mind, which we'd been doing more and more often since we'd fucked! "Yea, and obviously I'm not gonna drive, so, what I was thinking, if you don't mind, is that I'll get a cab there and stay the night, and then get the train back tomorrow? But like I said that's only if it's OK with you Guys?" smiled Mum, looking at us both with all the love in the world, while all I was thinking was cars and outdoor Incestuous Sex, especially as it was another hot, sunny day! "Of course it's OK, Mum, like Jen said you deserve it, especially as you go back to work on Monday. And I'm not being funny, but a cab will cost you a bloody fortune, plus you don't know what sort of driver you'll get, or if he'll even know the way! So, as you got me put on the insurance on your Merc, (E Class), why don't I drive you? It's really not a problem. I haven't got any plans for tonight, and you know I'm looking to buy some property? Well I was looking on the Net the other night. What's the matter, Sis, you OK?" I asked as Jenny got up and started heading for the stairs clutching her stomach, obviously trying to hide the real reason she'd departed, while I kicked myself for getting her too sexed up by what I was suggesting to Mum, although at the same time it was a massive turn on as far as I was concerned. I mean let's face it, to the uninitiated the above was just a `normal' conversation between a Mother and her Kids arranging a night out, but to us two it was like a fucking time bomb going off, because not only did it mean we could spend all night fucking each other senseless, but if Mum agreed to let me drive her it meant Jen could fulfil her fantasy of getting fucked over a car bonnet, which was obviously what had got her in such a state, and was confirmed when I quickly glanced down at the seat she'd been sitting on and saw a big fucking wet patch! "Yea, I'm fine thanks, but I don't think that chicken agreed with me! You carry on, I'll be right back," shouted Jenny, almost running up the stairs and vanishing from view, with me hoping she didn't make too much noise while she got herself off, before I quickly poured some water on the fire. "HA, HA, HA, more like all the vodka and wine you had last night. I dunno, Mum, these young uns, they just can't keep up these days. So anyway, what do you reckon, would you like to be chauffer driven free of charge? We'll have to take Madam though, she looks like she might need the air!" I smiled as I got up to clear the plates away, making sure I pushed Jenny's seat back under the table and making a mental note to clean it up properly later! "Yea, bless, still, as long as she's having a good time, that's all that matters. Yes, Darling, I'd love to be chauffer driven, but I insist on paying for the petrol. So where were these properties you were talking about?" asked Mum, almost catching me out as I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, knowing it was a message from Jen. "Erm, well there's a couple just outside Maidenhead, and another one in Winnersh. It's only to get a rough idea of what I'm looking for really, nothing concrete, pardon the pun! Do you want another coffee? Go on, you sit down and read your magazine, you'll need all your energy for tonight!" I winked at her, suddenly realising that I actually felt closer to her now than I'd done in the previous ten years, which was pretty fucked up when you think about it, but there we are! "HA, HA, HA, you cheeky Sod, I'll show you a thing or two young Man, trust me! Thanks, Love, nice and strong please," she said, lighting a cigarette and quickly getting lost in her magazine, while I checked Jen's message as soon as I was in the kitchen. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, MIKE, DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION ABOUT THE FUCKING CAR! I WAS LITERALLY FUCKING CUMMING IN MY SEAT! AND NOW I AM CUMMING, JESUS FUCK! OH, MIKE, OH, BABY, WE CAN FUCK ALL OVER THE HOUSE AND EVERYTHING. MAKE SURE YOU OFFER TO PICK HER UP AS WELL, THAT WAY I CAN CLEAN UP WHILE YOU GO AND GET HER! I'M SO FUCKING CLEVER AREN'T I? SO YOU BEST MAKE IT UP TO ME LATER, YOU SEXY FUCKING CUNT, GOD I ACHE FOR YOUR MONSTER! JESUS I'M A STICKY FUCKING MESS! DOWN IN FIVE, J X "Here you go, Mum, enjoy. So what time you looking to head off then? Only much like your Daughter I've had a few heavy nights recently , and could really do with a couple of hours sleep if that's OK?" I asked, now as desperate as my Sister to relieve myself, and of course I got the answer I was looking for. "Yea, of course it is, Love. What is now? Quarter past four, so say if we're ready to leave about half seven? That way we'll miss the rush hour. Oh there you are. You OK, Love? I hope you sprayed air freshener! I'm glad you're both here again, cos there was something else I need to tell you as it happens, about going away. Only this time it might be for a bit longer!" said Mum, again having no idea of the impact she was having just by making the most simple statements. Jesus Fuck, what the fuck is this? Has she any idea what the fuck she's doing to us, I thought, looking at Jenny with a puzzled expression before once more I left it to her to ask the important questions. "HA, HA, HA, what do you mean? You're not leaving us are you?" she asked, leaning across the table to grab my cigarettes and giving me a close up view of her cleavage as she did so, while my cock was now so hard it was almost ripping my shorts open! "No, Love, don't be daft, I'd never do that. No, it's just your Aunt Pam, (her Sister), rang me earlier and has invited me go and stay with her and Don and the Kids down in Devon for a few weeks. And seeing as I'm still owed quite a bit of holiday from last year I thought I'd take full advantage! She said you two were welcome to come as well if you like? But I know you don't really get on with your Cousins, so it's up to you?" said Mum, almost like she was making our decision for us. "Erm, Oh, Right, erm, OK, yea, I think we'll give it a miss if it's all the same to you? So when were you thinking of going then? And when you say weeks, how many exactly?" asked Jenny, again trying to not to sound too pleased by what she was hearing, when in truth she probably wanted to start dancing round the room, especially after what Mum said next. "Well, if it's OK with you two I was thinking of staying for about a month! I mean obviously I'll leave you enough money for food and stuff, and all the bills are on direct debit, so you don't have to worry about any of that. And I know you can both look after yourselves, so if it's really OK I'd like to go as soon as I finish up at work, which will hopefully be in about three weeks all being well! Blimey, don't get too excited will you? I thought you'd be pleased, especially as you like Partying so much! And if you do have anyone round, no cigarette burns and no puking on the carpets, OK?" she smiled, while I started getting paranoid for some stupid reason. Shit, this is too coincidental, first the going to her Friend's House tonight, and now she wants to leave us alone for a fucking month! I mean what if she suspects something? What if this is all a trap and she just turns up while Jen and I are fucking? Oh come on, Fella, why would she suspect anything? I mean she's stayed away loads of times before, and she's hardly gonna get a cab home in the middle of the fucking night is she? And as for the holiday, again you're reading too much into it, because loads of Parents leave their Teenage Kids at home when they go away, especially ones as well behaved and trustworthy as us! So stop fucking panicking and go and knock one out, I said to myself as once again it was left to Jenny to tell Mum what she needed to hear. "HA, HA, HA, OK, OK, we promise! We are pleased, Mum, honestly. And thanks for trusting us to be left on our own, it means a lot. Oh, you off somewhere, Mike?" asked Jenny as I got up to make my exit and just hoped that Mum didn't see the big bulge in my shorts, although thankfully she was still engrossed in her magazine. "Yea, I'm just gonna grab a couple of hours kip. Give us a shout about half six, please? Jen's right by the way, Mum, about trusting us, it does mean a lot, thanks. And you don't have to worry about the House, there's plenty of Partying to be done elsewhere to keep me going all summer! Right, I'll see you after then, BYE," I smiled, almost running up the stairs and stripping naked as soon my bedroom door had closed! And I'd just fired up a big Spliff and was in the process of `lubing up' when I got the inevitable text from Jenny. SLEEP, YEA, RIGHT, YOU HORNY FUCKING CUNT! DO YOU WANT ME TO COME AND GIVE YOU A HAND! FUCKING HELL, MIKE, A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, WE'LL NEVER LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? SHE'S ONLY GIVEN ME A HUNDRED QUID SO WE CAN STOP AT ONE OF THOSE NICE RIVER PUBS AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER WE'VE DROPPED HER OF AT TRACEY'S! RIGHT, I'LL LEAVE YOU IN PEACE, BABY, DON'T PULL IT OFF! CAN'T WAIT FOR TONIGHT, WET FOR YOU, J X I then spent the next half an hour or so wanking myself senseless while watching one of the DVD's we'd made at the Hotel, before falling asleep and thinking about all the dirty fun we were going to have over the next few hours. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SEX MAD HOUSEWIFE TO SEDUCE The journey to Tracey's House was largely uneventful, but when Mum insisted we come in and stop for a drink I was just about to say no when her Friend opened the front door, and to say she was the ultimate MILF wouldn't be doing her justice at all. She was a few years younger than Mum, (38 to be precise), and where as when she was married she would wear what you'd call `normal' clothes, since her split she'd obviously decided to start dressing a lot more sexily, and tonight was no exception, because she looked more like someone who was going out to get fucked than spending the night in with some Friends! Standing at five foot nine she had shoulder length blonde hair that was tied back, fuck me blue eyes and a mouth just made for sucking cock, while the tight, sleeveless, red, low cut smock top she had on showed off her big, creamy tits to perfection, and the equally tight black leggings, along with calf length, high heeled leather boots made her look even more fuckable than usual, and Boy did she know it. Now obviously I'd seen her loads of times before at Family functions and whatever, but up until now I'd never really taken much notice of her, because although I'd always thought she was pretty Spunky, to me she was one of Mum's Friends and, well, you know, you don't shit on your own doorstep do you? But when I saw her standing there with a glass of wine in one hand and a cigarette in the other, giving me the once over as we got out of the car and asking Mum where she'd been hiding me, I knew I was going to fuck her sooner rather than later, and I wasn't the only one! When we got in the House there was only one other Woman there, who I didn't know, so after a brief introduction and some mild flirting with Tracey on my part, which Mum seemed to be encouraging, I left them in the kitchen talking clothes and makeup while I went into the living room to check out Tracey's CD collection, while I also read the latest text Jen had just sent me. FUCKING HELL, MIKE, HAS TRACEY GOT THE HOTS FOR YOU OR WHAT? SHE CAN'T TAKE HER EYES OFF OF YOU, THE SEX CRAZED MILF. I DON'T MIND, IF YOU WANT TO FUCK HER I MEAN! JUST DON'T LET MUM KNOW, SHE MIGHT GET JEALOUS! I'M JUST GONNA FINISH THIS GLASS OF WINE AND CIGGIE AND THEN I'M ALL YOURS, LOVER, ALL FUCKING NIGHT! J X I'd been alone for about ten minutes when I suddenly heard the `click, click' of high heels on the marble floor, and turned around to see Tracey enter the room and close the door behind her, which immediately had me switching into `Mickey Rourke mode,' as Jen liked to call it. "Hi, how's it going, not bored of talking about dresses already are you? You've got some great music here you know, especially all the Punk stuff. I never knew you had such good taste!" I smiled, running my eyes all over her stunning, fuck me body as she walked towards me with a dirty look on her face and evil glint in her eyes, sexual hunger oozing from every pore. "HA, HA, HA, you cheeky fucker, I've got very good taste I'll have you know. Anyway, listen, Love, your Mum was just telling me that you're looking at buying some properties around here? It's just that I've got a couple of Friends who are estate agents. So, if I give you my number you can give me a call and I can arrange a meeting for you if you like? Now here's my business card, and don't bloody lose it," she giggled, taking a big swig of her wine and leaning into me as she spoke, giving me plenty of time to get a Bird's eye view at her perfectly tanned fun bags, and giving me all the encouragement I needed to do what I did best. "Thanks. Of course I won't lose it, I'm not fucking stupid you know! And don't give me all that bollocks about business meetings, you've given it to me because you want to FUCK ME, don't you? DON'T YOU, SLUT! You want me to come over in the very near future and spend the day fucking you like you've never been fucked before. You want me to feed you my thick, eight inch cock and make you choke, and you want me to bury my tongue deep inside your soaking wet genitals and make you scream the fucking House down, don't you? DON'T YOU, WHORE!" I breathed, my tone almost Animal like as I watched her go redder by the second the more I spoke, knowing I had her exactly where I wanted her. "Oh My Fucking God, MIKE, Fuck, Jesus Fuck in fact! Oh My God, I, I've never been spoken to like that before, FUCK, WOW! I, I think I need to sit down, I've gone all lightheaded for some reason," she said with a nervous smile as she collapsed onto the leather sofa, having no idea I'd only just started. Of course the great thing about it was that Jen had obviously sussed out that Tracey had come to find me, so was hopefully keeping Mum and the other Woman entertained while I carried out my seduction, which in truth was a piece of fucking piss, just like it always was! "HA, HA, HA, sorry if I shocked you, Trace, but you couldn't have made it more obvious if you'd tried. I'm right though aren't I? You do want to fuck me don't you? DON'T YOU? TELL ME, SLUT, tell me you want me to fuck you into fucking oblivion, and be fucking quick about it. Look, Whore, this is all for you if you want it, anytime you fucking like!" I whispered, looking at the door as I pulled down my shorts to reveal my raging boner to her unbelieving eyes, before quickly pulling them back up again just as the doorbell rang! "FUCK, SHIT, SHIT, FUCK! Jesus Fucking Christ, Mike, does Liz know you're like this? Does she know her Son is a sexual fucking deviant! OK, right, breathe. OK, I better get that, if I can still fucking stand that is! Yes, Mike, of course I want to fuck you, and I have done ever since I saw you get out of the Merc, you bad, bad fucking Man. I still can't believe you just showed me your cock like that, FUCK!" she whispered, licking her big red lips at me before making her way to the door just as the bell rang again. "Don't worry, you'll get used to it! Listen, quickly, what colours knickers? Shaven, yes or no?" I whispered back as I heard my Mum coming down the hall asking if anyone was gonna open the door. "JESUS FUCK, Yes, I had a wax yesterday. AND, I'm not wearing any, you kinky cunt! Jesus, I'm fucking drenched! HIYA, JAN, sorry, Love, we were just having an argument about who were the better band out of The Jam and The Clash! I never knew he was so passionate about music! HIYA, SAM, come in, the Party's just getting started," giggled Tracey, with lots of hugs and kisses all round as I went to find Jen, who as you can imagine I was now absolutely gagging to fuck. So after a bit more flirting and chatting shit, and me getting Tracey on her own long enough to tell her I'd be calling her in the next few days and that I wanted to fuck her MILF Friend Sam as well, we made our excuses and said our goodbyes, almost running to the car we were that sexed. "OK, Bye, Trace, nice to see you, thanks for the wine. Bye, Mum, don't forget to text when you want picking up. Have a lovely time, and don't get too pissed!" shouted Jenny, sliding into the leather passenger seat so her short dress rode up to almost the top of her thighs, while the sweet, musky smell of her juiced up cunt filled the car better than any air freshener ever could! "Thank Fuck for that, Man I am so fucking sexed, Sis, and so are you by the looks of things! Fucking Hell, Jen, at least wait until we get to the end of her fucking drive, Woman!" I said, shaking my head as she put one of her bare feet up on the dashboard and immediately started rubbing her swollen clit without a care in the world, and in truth I couldn't really blame her! "MMMMMMMMMMMMM, sorry, Baby, but I just can't help it. Oh Fuck, Jesus, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, it's like it's on fucking fire! Did you spot that Country lane about a mile or so off this road by the way? It's just on the right after that big pub, and I'd suggest you get there ASAP! And what the fuck did you do to Tracey, MMMMMMMMMMMM, she looked in a right fucking state!" she moaned, three fingers now buried deep inside her gaping cunt as she approached orgasm, which was just as I saw the pub up ahead. "HA, HA, HA, yea, I know. Well obviously much like you I already knew she wanted to fuck me, so when she gave me her business card and told me to give her a call about buying properties because a couple of her Friends were estate agents I called her bluff, telling her the real reason she wanted me to call was because she was gagging to fuck me! I really laid it on thick, you know, `don't you Whore, tell me you're gagging to have my cock inside you,' and all that kind of thing. Then I actually showed her my Monster, which could well have taken her over the edge judging by the way she was squeezing her thighs together! And she doesn't wear knickers! At least she wasn't tonight. And talking of going over the edge, Fucking Hell, Jen, look at the mess you're making on Mum's leather seat, just like you did earlier in the living room! Right, how far down should I drive? We really need to find a lay by or something. Here, enjoy, you look like you need it!" I smiled, passing her the joint I'd been smoking as she finally stopped cumming, although that didn't stop her pulling down the thin straps on her dress to give her tits some air, not to mention making me nearly crash Mum's car in the process! "Thanks, Sexy, you're not wrong, and I'm so fucking hot it's untrue! Has Mum got any wet wipes in here, cos yet again I'm a sticky fucking mess! Oh, we stopping here then? HEE, HEE, it feels like we're having an affair or something, which in a way we are I guess?" she smiled as I drove through an open gate and parked behind a bush that backed onto a big, open field, as well as hiding the car from the road, although in truth we were both that horny I don't think it would have bothered either of us if we got caught anyway! "Yea, except for the fact that most people who have affairs aren't Brother and fucking Sister! I still can't believe Mum's going to Aunty Pam's for a whole fucking month you know, Sis? Talk about Christmas coming early. Come on then, let's fucking do this. I best fuck you from behind, cos we don't wanna make any dents do we?" I teased her, getting out of the car and quickly pulling down my shorts as I watched Jen lift up her dress, shake her naked arse at me and bend over the bonnet with her legs spread wide apart, leaving me in no doubt as to what she wanted. "No, so come and take me like this, and hurry the fuck up, please? God this is fucking horny, the sun going down, a slight breeze in the air, some would even call it romantic! OH FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Jesus Fuck, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MMMMMMMMMMMMM, Oh, Mike, I fucking love it when you go balls deep straight away! So are you gonna fuck her then, Tracey I mean? Oh God, Oh Fucking Jesus, Fuck, Shit, FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKK, cos if you do, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I want fucking pictures!" she cried, cumming as soon as I was inside her and not stopping for what seemed like an eternity. "Fucking Hell, Jen, you really were horny weren't you? Yea, of course I'm gonna fuck her, and her other sexed up MILF Friend, I'm gonna fucking destroy them, like I'm destroying my dirty little Sister. And sorry to bring this up, but you don't think Mum suspects anything do you? It's just the staying away tonight, then going to her Sister's, it just seems a bit coincidental, don't you think? Sorry, but it's really been bugging me," I breathed as I continued fucking her like only I could, knowing I was being paranoid once again, but at the same time knowing I had to ask the question, because to be honest with you it was driving me fucking crazy, and not in a good way! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOO, fuck sake, Mike, do we really have to talk about this now? Oh Fuck, Jesus, harder, fuck me HARDER, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HARDER YOU CUNT, FUCK ME AS HARD AS YOU FUCKING CAN! That's it, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, just like fucking that, you clever Boy! Of course she doesn't suspect anything, you stupid cunt, why the fuck would she? And if she somehow did think we were up to something, why in God's fucking name is she, OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, leaving us home alone for a whole fucking month!" moaned Jenny, still cumming like a train, and now making enough noise to wake the fucking dead. "I know, I know, sorry, it's just even now I still keep thinking we're gonna get caught, and, you know, the thought scares the fuck out of me. I just want it to be perfect, Sis, and I don't ever want it to end, because it's just so fucking good," I roared, my fuck strokes getting quicker by the second as I felt my own powerful orgasm fast approaching, before she finally put my mind at rest. "Oh, Mike, Darling, I know, I know, Baby, but as long as we're really, really careful, MMMMMMMMMMM, and don't do anything stupid we'll be fine, trust me. So in the meantime why don't you think about all the wild, fucked up Incestuous Sex we're gonna be having tonight, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Oh Fucking Jesus. And don't forget she's also back at work next week, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, which means we can spend all day in bed doing whatever the fuck we want to each other. Then you can think about when she goes on holiday, and the fact that by the time she comes back we'll have probably fucked each other to fucking death! And if that doesn't convince you that everything's gonna be alright then I don't know what will? HA, HA, HA, HA, see, you soon changed your fucking tune didn't you? Oh, Mike, HEE, HEE, you're fucking filthy, you really fucking are. I can feel it running down my bum crack and everything, you kinky cunt!" she giggled as I started cumming all over her exposed arse, once again covering her in my creamy goo, before I grabbed her by the hair, turned her around and forced my sticky cock into her open mouth and only stopped when I felt my bell end touch the back of her throat, and only releasing it when she almost couldn't breathe, which she absolutely loved. "FUCK, Jesus, Oh Wow, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, that's better! And look at the state of you, you skanky fucking Tramp. I know, Jen, I know you're right about everything, and I'm really gonna stop worrying and just enjoy it, I swear to fucking God! Here, you best clean yourself up, and we best get the fuck out of here before someone sees us and calls the fucking Police, cos that really would take some explaining!" I smiled, pulling up my shorts and leaning in to get the wet wipes as we spent the next few minutes trying to make ourselves look presentable! "HA, HA, yea, you're not wrong. 'Right, Sir, Madam, I'm afraid I'm arresting you for having sex in a public place. Can I take your names please? Oh, so you're married then are you? But I don't see any rings on your fingers!' I mean can you imagine trying to explain that to a judge and fucking jury? The Tabloids would have a fucking field day," she teased me as we got back in the car, both of us still reeking of sex, although we knew it wouldn't be long until we were ready for more. "Fucking Hell, yea, I can just see the headlines now. 'Broken Britain, Incest is rife in Leafy Suburbia.' 'What really goes on behind closed doors in the Home Counties, a Brother and Sister's perverted shame!' Still, fuck them and the Horse they rode in on. Right, let's get out of here, because the sooner we do, the sooner I can fuck you all over the fucking House, all fucking night," I smiled, giving her naked thigh a quick squeeze as I eased the car back onto the Country lane and we began the short journey to Incestuous Paradise, all thoughts of getting caught put firmly in the back of my mind as we looked forward to yet another night of complete and utter debauchery. So there you are, that pretty much concludes mine and Jen's Incestuous tale, but before we finish I'll just clear one or two things up first. I'll start by telling you that as well as fucking all over the House every chance we got, I also bought the car we'd talked about, which meant lots of long drives in the Country, as well as stopping at various discreet Hotels for the night whenever the mood took us. And with all the money I was making from the Escort Agency I purchased my first property the week before we went back to College, so that by the time the holidays came around Jenny had her own place and we had our own private `Fuck Pad,' just like I'd always promised. And just like Jen had promised Mum didn't suspect a thing, she was just pleased that I was doing so well and if anything seemed to encourage me every step of the way, which of course was just what we wanted. We carried on like this for the next year or so, meeting at the Fuck Pad every other weekend while we were at College, then fucking as much as could during the holidays, but whereas before we sometimes fucked other random couples if we fancied it, it was now all about us, although that still didn't stop us visiting one or two private Fuck Clubs in London when I took Jen away for a dirty weekend to mark our first anniversary! Then when I started Uni things cooled off quite a bit, mainly because it was over two hundred miles away, but which meant when we did get together it was as intense and wild as the first night we fucked, which in turn made it well worth the wait. I should also tell that by this time I already owned and was renting out half a dozen properties, while I now had over five million in my private bank account thanks to the Escort Agency now being one of the biggest in the South of England, with Tanya now looking to expand into Europe and beyond. As for what happened in the next few years, I won't bore you with the details, so I'll just tell you that by the time I was thirty we were both married with Kids, we both ran very, very successful business's, and we still fucked every chance we got, with our Fuck Pad now being the Penthouse Suite of an apartment block I owned that was on the outskirts of Town overlooking the River, and which I still own today. NEXT UP - BACK TO THE PRESENT DAY AND GETTING THE REST OF THE CHILDREN INVOLVED IN THE FAMILY GAMES