Date: Tue, 7 Apr 2009 15:40:24 -0400
From: Mike Clark <tribecaguy2009@gmail.com>
Subject: Megan's Shitty Threesome

MEGAN'S SHITTY THREESOME
By Mike Clark (tribecaguy2009@gmail.com)

This is a work of fiction and contains scenes of lesbian sex, heterosexual
sex, and scat.  It was written by an adult and is intended for adults.

Megan was so nervous, but she couldn't resist this opportunity.  She was
finally going to experience the kinds of things she masturbated to while
looking at movies on her computer.  She was ready.

Megan was into piss and wanted to go further.  She loved the taste of her
own piss, especially when it was really golden yellow.  She thought it
tasted so wonderful and really excited her sexually to drink it and have it
showering all over her body.

A few weeks ago she went out for drinks after work with her usual crew.
Just a couple of ladies, some young, some old, out for happy hour - nothing
big.  One woman in her office, Patti, seemed to be paying more attention
than usual to Megan that night.  Megan knew Patti was a lesbian, but wasn't
completely attracted to her.  In fact, Megan wasn't completely a lesbian.
She regularly dated guys but was starting to fool around more and more with
women.  Just last week she was hanging out with a close friend - just
having some wine and watching a movie.  Suddenly they were lip-locked and
deep into a pretty heavy kissing session.  That's all they did, and Megan
felt very awkward about it, but aroused all the same.

Patti was older than Megan.  The office just celebrated Patti's 52nd
birthday last month but Megan was still just 23.  Patti was fit for her
age, though.  She had a firm, tight body, which she seemed to enjoy
flaunting with her wardrobe.  She frequently wore tight dress pants and
extremely tight tops to work.  It wasn't unusual to see Patti's rock hard
nipples poking through her blouse or top - she hardly ever wore a bra it
seemed.  Patti had short, spiky red hair, full lips, and a great smile.

Megan would have described herself as average - she knew she wasn't a
knockout, but she did attract men.  Megan was short, about 5'0", with
jet-black hair that was always pulled back in a ponytail.  She weighed
about 140, but was very evenly proportioned.  Her one big asset was her
tits.  They were a large D cup but very round and even a little perky.

The evening went on well beyond happy hour - before long it was 11:00 and
only three of the original seven were left - Silvia, Patti, and Megan.  All
three were getting pretty drunk but still having a great time.

Silvia checked her watch, "Well ladies, it's time for me to head out."

Megan, feeling loose, said, "Well, that's just fine - Patti and I are going
to close this place, right Pat?"

Patti laughed.  "We sure are!"

Silvia left the bar and now it was just Megan and Patti sitting alone in a
booth.  The two continued talking about anything and everything.  After a
short time they started talking about sex.

Megan was telling Patti about a guy she recently broke up with, saying he
wouldn't go down on her.

"Honestly?" asked Patti, "he really wouldn't go down on you?  That's a
shame.  Good riddance."

"You're telling me.  There aren't many things that get me hotter than
having my pussy licked."

"Really?  Like what?"

Megan was shy, but drunk enough to talk.  She answered, "Well, you
know...just some things that get me hot, that's all."

"Like what?"

"Well, like...no, no - I can't tell you - I'd be so embrarrased!"

"Sweetheart - you have no idea of my sexual tastes - you might be
surprised!  And I promise I won't laugh or tell anyone.  Now come on, what
turns you on, Megan?"

"Well, okay...I'm into, I mean, I kind of like...piss."

There, she said it.  No going back now, she thought!  To her surprise and
delight Patti had a little smirk on her face.

"Piss?  That's it?  Honey, I LOVE piss!"

Instantly they began laughing.  Megan was so relieved that someone else she
knew was turned on by the same things she was.

"Piss...and other things," said Patti.

"Well, we all have our secret desires I guess!"

"What do you like best about piss, Meg?"

"Me?  Drinking it.  Absolutely.  I love to drink piss!"

"Ever drank anyone else's before?"

"No...wish I could.  Only my own."

"Want to drink mine?"

Patti was now stroking Megan's hand and looking at her intently.  Megan got
the drift, but was nervous.

"Um..." Megan couldn't think - but the thought of finally tasting someone
else's piss pushed her over the edge.  "Yes," she said, "but where?"

"Follow me," said Patti.  She got up, took Megan's hand and began walking
back towards the bathrooms.  Megan started breathing heavily in
anticipation.  The bar was still crowded, so no one really paid them any
attention.  The bathrooms were in the back hallway and were single-person
rooms.  Patti knew that things went on in these bathrooms, so the idea that
two girls went into the woman's restroom together wouldn't have seemed out
of place.  Patti opened the door, pulled Megan inside, and locked it behind
her.

She pulled Megan towards her.  Patti stood taller than her, at about 5'7".
She looked at Megan and kissed her deeply on the lips.  Megan lustily
accepted this kiss, and then dropped to her knees.  She was not able to
contain her excitement.

"Give it to me..." she said, looking directly at Patti's crotch.

Patti unbuttoned her pants and quickly slid them down to the floor.  She
flung one foot ouf of them and spread her legs above Megan's face.  Megan
opened her mouth wide, waiting.  Within seconds Patti unleashed a gentle
yellow stream of piss right into Megan's mouth.

Megan began moaning with lust as she tried to gulp down all of Patti's
golden yellow piss.  It tasted better than anything she'd ever had in her
mouth before.  Patti was loving seeing this young girl slurp up her juice.
Megan couldn't possibly swallow all of the piss, and lots of it was running
down her chin and soaking her clothes.  She didn't care.  She rubbed her
piss-soaked clothes against her body and was rubbing her clit as well.

Patti finished, and Megan swallowed the last drop.  Then she stood up and
kissed Patti again.

"I hope that's not the only time we do that," said Megan as she kissed
Patti on the neck.  It wasn't.  For the next few weeks Megan and Patti
regularly met for piss drinking and sex.  Megan realized that Patti ate
pussy like no one else in the world and that she enjoyed eating pussy too.
Then one night Megan found out just what kind of other stuff Patti enjoyed.

One night after sex Patti got up from bed and headed for the bathroom.
Megan decided to follow her and watch her piss.  She crept up to the
bathroom, knowing that Patti rarely closed the door all the way.  She was
in luck.  The door was cracked and she could see Patti sitting on the
toilet.  Megan watched as Patti reached around to her ass, grunted, and
pulled her hand back around - there was a piece of shit on her hand.  Megan
didn't know what to do.  She watched as Patti sniffed, licked, and ate that
entire piece of shit. Patti seemed like she was in complete ecstasy as she
ate that piece of shit and rubbed her pussy.  Megan couldn't believe what
she was seeing, and also couldn't believe that she was rubbing her own
pussy.  Had she been turned on by watching Patti eat her own shit?

The next morning Megan told Patti what she'd seen and that it excited her
unexpectedly.  She wanted to explore it.  Patti, being the kind of person
she is, told Megan that she had a regular scatbuddy and planned a threesome
to introduce Megan to scat "with a bang", as she said.

Now, Megan was walking into Patti's friend Dean's house, preparing to
experience, for the first time, a threesome as well as scat play.  Since
she watched Patti eat her own shit Megan had only the courage to sniff at
hers, but she wanted to be challenged.  She wanted to experience this
fully.

Patti turned to her and said, "Remember, only what you want to do - no
pressure.  And don't worry, Dean understands that too."

"I'll be fine, Patti - once I get my nerves calmed down!"

They met Dean as he opened the door.  He was very tall and very stocky.
Probably over six feel tall and very hairy.  He had gray hair and a wide
jaw.  He was naked.  Megan immediately noticed his huge cock.  It hung
between his legs and looked enormous.  She thought it had to be at least
ten inches long, and it was very thick.  It was also uncut.

Dean led them into the bedroom and Patti began to undress.  Megan followed
Patti's lead.  Patti motioned for Megan to lay on the bed with her.  Megan
looked very nervous.  Patti whispered in Megan's ear, "I know what will
loosen you up."

She crept down and started gently licking Megan's soft pussy lips.  Megan
closed her eyes and opened her legs wider.  She loved the way Patti ate her
pussy.  Patti's ass was high in the air, and Dean moved behind her to start
eating her asshole.  Dean was licking the rim of Patti's ass and
tongue-fucking her as deep as he could.  Megan was enjoying the licking she
was getting from Patti as she ran her fingers through Patti's short, spiky
hair.

Dean then came around to Megan and kneeled in front of her face.  Megan
hadn't sucked cock in a long time, but she never forgot how.  She took that
huge uncut cock and shoved it down her throat.  She loved the feeling of
sucking a big fat cock while being eaten by her lover.  Dean's cock was
getting very wet with Megan's saliva as she licked the entire shaft and
sucked slow and deep on his cock.

Dean then pulled his cock out of Megan's mouth and laid down on the bed.
Patti crawled on top of Dean and sat down on his cock.  Megan was watching
this with rapt attention.  She then sat above Dean's face and he continued
where Patti left off, licking and tongue-fucking her pussy.  Megan was
loving watching Patti fuck this huge cock.  Patti reached over and started
pinching Megan's nipples, and Megan did the same.  They were pinching each
other's tits while they were being fucked and eaten by this big hairy stud.

Patti stopped abruptly and laid down next to Dean on the bed.  Megan stood
up and walked around to sit by her.  Dean slowly got up and walked over to
the other side of the bed as well.  Patti then shifted her body so she was
sideways on the bed with her head almost hanging off the side.  Megan was
right beside her, kissing her neck and rubbing her pussy.  Dean positioned
himself so his ass was right above Patti's face.  Megan gasped - she knew
this was time.  She would get to see Patti eat shit from someone else's
asshole.

Patti laid there with her mouth open, awaiting whatever was coming out of
Dean's asshole.  Megan heard Dean breathing hard and watched as a long,
thick turd slowly inched out of his asshole and went directly into Patti's
mouth.  Megan was instantly turned on by this - she had never seen anything
like it but couldn't help being incredibly aroused.  Dean stepped away and
there was Patti with this huge turd sticking out of her mouth.  She started
chewing and swallowing the shit.  Megan was going nuts.  She crawled onto
her hands and knees and was kneeling right on top of Patti - her face was
looking directly at that piece of shit.

Dean walked around and got on the bed behind Megan.  She was looking
directly at Patti as she chewed and swallowed that huge shitlog.  Megan
began to lick what little was left of the shit as Patti ate it.  Dean
spread Megan's legs and shoved his huge cock inside her.  She yelped at
first but was very aroused by his massive penis inside her.

"Oh fuck...please - fuck my ass instead," she said.  Dean pulled out and
pushed against her anus.  It easily spread open and he started to enter her
very slowly.  Megan had been fucked enough to take a big cock in her ass,
but this was bigger than any she'd ever had in her butt.  She squirmed and
squealed as Dean's big cock started to fill her up.

Patti had just finished eating the shit log and looked into Megan's eyes.
"What do you think?"

Megan, who could barely speak while being impaled in the ass by Dean's cock
said, "I want to do it.  I want yours, Patti."

"Good," said Patti.  She motioned to Dean to pull out, and he did.  Patti
then put Megan on her back with her head right near the edge of the bed,
just as Patti had been laying a few moments earlier.  Dean lifted Megan's
ass high up in the air and reinserted his hard cock into her asshole.  He
was fucking her very slowly but giving her the full length of his cock.

Patti got up and turned around so her ass was above Megan's face.  "Are you
sure you're ready?" she asked.

"Yes, I'm ready.  I want to eat your shit."

Patti loosened her bowels and let a small, soft turd enter Megan's mouth.
She didn't want to overload her the first time.  She stepped away.  Megan
was stunned by this experience.  She was loving it.  The smell and taste of
her lover's shit was more than she could handle.  She started chewing -
savoring the texture, the flavor, the feeling of chewing on someone else's
shit.  She swallowed, and kept swallowing.  She was surprised she could do
it.  She had just eaten Patti's shit - just like she had been dreaming.
The thought sent her over the edge and she began to cum, her body quivering
wildly as Dean still pumped her ass.  Dean then sped up and shot his load
into Megan's ass.  Megan started screaming - she loved cum in her ass, and
she had just swallowed an entire load of shit.  She was in heaven.

Once Dean was done he kept holding Megan's ass in the air.  Patti came
around and put her mouth to Megan's ass.  Dean lowered her ass and his cum
started to seep out of Megan's stretched butthole.  Patti caught every drop
in her mouth and quickly got on the bed on top of Megan.  She put her lips
to Megan's and kissed her deeply.  Megan realized that Patti was swapping
cum with her and the two began to kiss and lick each other wildly -
swapping spit, cum, and shit.  Their faces were getting covered with shit
and cum.

"Turn around," said Dean.

They did as they were told.  He was aiming his penis directly at them.
They both opened their mouths as Dean let loose a nice stream of hot golden
piss directly at them.  It was showering them all over their faces, their
hair, their tits, in their mouths...both Patti and Megan were rubbing each
other's wet bodies and licking each other's mouths and swallowing piss.
Dean was finished, and Patti turned Megan around so they were facing.

"Piss on my pussy, Meg."

Megan began to pee - aiming it directly at Patti's clit.  Patti started
moaning, then shrieking in pleasure.  Seconds later she was cumming
extremely hard as Megan's pee soaked her pussy and clit.  Patti collapsed
back on the bed and Megan crawled beside her.  The two continued to kiss
and hold each other as Dean looked on.

Dean walked over and touched Patti gently on the face.

"Thanks again, babe...anytime," he said.  Then he looked at Megan. "And
you, I'm so glad you came.  Let's all do this again soon."  And he walked
away to get cleaned up.

Patti looked at Megan.  "Well, what did you think?"

"My God, Patti - I've never felt like that!  It was absolutely incredible!
And do you know how long it's been since I've had cock?"

"Yes, I do!  I'm glad you came.  And I'm glad you ate my shit.  I never
wanted anyone to eat it more than you."

"Patti, I want to eat your shit all hours of the day!  I'm a total
shiteater now!"

The End