Date: Wed, 10 Apr 2002 17:26:17 -0700 From: bawdy pen Subject: ROVING REPORTER #2 (bisex scat incest) ROVING REPORTER--Part 2 The Penthouse! We come in as the master of the house squats on the bureau while their mute Puerto Rican house- keeper kneels behind him, eating his ass out! His wife lies on the bed, finger-fucking herself, watching the wanton display. "LICK OUT MY SHITHOLE, CONCHITA, YOU FUCKING FILTHY- TONGUED SLUT! I WISH I HAD TO SHIT RIGHT NOW, I'D SHIT A BIG GREASY TURD RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH!" The young housekeeper grabs her employer's buttocks and digs her tongue deeper up into his smelly rectum. "Fuller, get your ass in here!" he yells out. The butler arrives, calmly eyeing the depraved exhibition. "Drop your pants and get on the bed. I wanna see some shit! My wife's hungry...SHIT IN HER MOUTH! I WANT TO WATCH HER EAT YOUR TURD!" Holding the housekeeper's face tightly to his ass, he watches his pretty wife eat a turd from the butler's grossly offensive shithole as he stands on the bed and bends over, shooting the huge stinky thing into her mouth! Conchita wants the master to shit. She'd licked it before and liked it. She'd also once been forced to lick the butler's turd while the master received it in his mouth! The master had devoured it, she remembered. While the wife's busy chewing and swallowing, with Conchita's face still up his ass, he moves slowly toward the bed. There, he grabs the butler's buttocks and proceeds to lick the anus clean. Then he stands behind him, and shoves his cock up the man's ass! In seconds, he pumps a load of hot creamy sperm into the man's rectum. Then he yanks it out roughly and sits on the edge of the bed. Beckoning Conchita, he holds his cum and shit coated prick out for her. On her knees, she dives for the foul-smelly bone and lavishes it with all the attention her mouth and tongue can muster! She licks the cum. She licks the butler's shit. And all the time her squatting pussy is dripping juice all over the carpet! Finished eating the turd, the wife gets down and positions her face under Conchita's twat. Pulling it to her face, she drinks the housekeeper's pussy juice and tongues her asshole! THE NEXT WEEK Folks! Tonight we have a very special program. In keeping with our policy of bringing you the very best in alternate entertainment, we've arranged with our sister station in the mid-west, Cable 12, to present a segment they came upon, but were unable to broadcast due to their more conservative audience. Giving their new Bugcam a trial run, they accidentally caught this delightful occurrence. It takes place after school in a lonely abandoned shack in a field on the outskirts of town. Able to see anyone approach in plenty of time, these junior high school lads seem to use this shack--scattered with old furniture-- regularly for their sexual experimentations...with each other! Anxious to get started, they apparently let their guard down. Pants and shorts down to their ankles, the seven boys are lounging around in 2's or 3's working each other up to quick boners! Outside, an older teen strolls casually through the field, and approaches the shack curiously. Catching the activity through a dirty window, he smiles and quickly walks around to the door and bursts in! "HI, GUYS!" he smiles. In a flash, seven boys start fumbling to pull their pants up. "W-we w-weren't doing anything! Honest!" one boy cried in a panic. "Sure you were! I saw you through the window. Hey, how come you're all pulling up your pants?" "HUNH? Uh...you won't tell on us, willya?" "Tell? Tell who? What should I tell 'em?" He seemed confused. "You won't tell anybody we were messin' around?" "I guess not. I wish you guys would take your pants off again. Can I take my pants down, too?" "Y-you mean you won't tell if we...let you join in!" he gasped. "He's kinda weird, ain't he, Ronnie?" "No," the older boy smiled, "I'm Davy! Do you guys do this all the time? Looks like fun!" Most of the boys were standing around speechless. The first guy, Ronnie, a skinny blond with a pretty face, seemed like their leader. "Yeah, but...gee, I don't know. You're a lot older. Why would you want to play around with us?" he asked skeptically. "That don't matter. I like to play around with anybody. I got a friend your age, Andy, and we like to...well, we play around sometimes. I got a big dick! Would you guys like to suck it?" "That's it!" the other guy accused. "He's gonna make us blow him!" "No, not unless you want to. I sure want to lick your dicks!" "Yeah?" Ronnie relaxed, smiling. Then he squinched his eyes and said, "PROVE IT! Pull my pecker out and lick it. Then we'll know you're OK." He thrust his crotch at Davy, defiantly. "Sure!" Davy agreed. He quickly got on his knees and opened the boy's pants. Pulling out a soft little dick, he engulfed the whole thing and soon had the astonished boy's pecker up hard! "Um...he's alright, guys. Strip!" He pulled out of Davy's mouth. "You too! We never saw an older guy's dong up close. Just pictures!" While the group excitedly removed their clothes, Ronnie gave Davy the rundown. "We're like a sex club. We don't like girls much, but we dig doing things together like jackin' each other off and lickin' nuts and givin' blowjobs! We've all tasted every guy's juice. You like to swallow it?" "Of course. My big brother Toms says you should never let it go to waste." "WOW!" the suspicious boy cried out when Davy dropped his pants. "What a big pecker he's got! You see that, Ronnie?" "Of course, dummy! You think I'm blind, Stevie?" The other boys gasped at the sight, also. And Davy wasn't even hard yet. All naked, the younger boys slowly circled around Davy, admiring and touching his long, flaccid dick. Davy felt proud, and his dick rose quickly from the youthful reverence of their touching. "I wanna suck him first!" a boy, previously silent, demanded. "No, me!" another cried. Soon, they were all clamoring for dibs as fourteen clutching hands backed him into a corner. Every inch of his prick was being touched, and several had to content themselves with caressing his balls. Ronnie was playing feelsies as much as anyone, but he quickly called a halt...especially since he was being pushed aside! "Come on, guys! Let's organize." They layed Davy out on a mat and encircled him. On their knees, they rotated around him, licking his body, always two guys licking up and down his wondrous erection while a third licked his balls. Meanwhile, at the other end, Davy was sucking in their smaller peckers, giving them the benefit of his experience...which, of course, made their eyes glaze over. Luckily, the rotation moved fast enough that, even though the boys were extremely excited, he didn't bring anyone off. While the younger ones were potentially quicker on the draw, Davy had to contend with a constant flow of eager tongues and sucking lips! "AH! I'M GONNA COME!" he suddenly warned. "NO!" Ronnie screamed. "NOT YET!" "GOTTA!" Davy said. "Don't worry, I can come 5 or 6 times. UM, LICK ME, GUYS...I'M GONNA BLAST OFF!" The lucky two boys licking his dick at the time increased their attentions and were rewarded with the sight and feel of a gusher that shot straight up and came back down for them to lick up. It was so much, that the guy on testicle detail was able to slurp up the overflow. One of the boys looking on squealed, "MAN, WHAT A GUSHER!" "That's nothing," Davy giggled. "You should see how much my brother shoots! He almost drowns me!" "You b-blow your older brother? Gosh! How old's he?" "He's 20 and I'm 17. I like to suck off his friends too. And lick their assholes, and have them fuck me, and eat...well, that's all!" "He licks buttholes, Ronnie!" Stevie remarked. "Yeah, I heard him, Stevie. I didn't tell ya this before, Davy. It's kinda embarrassing. But I guess I can level with you. We've tried it, too. We've, uh, all licked each other's bumholes. Except for Billy's. Billy," he pointed to a short, dark-haired kid sitting nearby, "really likes to do it a lot. But nobody licks Billy. Nobody ever licks Billy!" "Why not?" Davy asked. "Sheesh! Just stick your face in there and you'll find out! Billy never wipes good. He always smells of poop!" Billy hung his head, a slight smile of his face. "The way he is, and the way he licks bums, I think he likes poop!" "No I don't!" Billy whined defensively. "One day," Ronnie continued, "we were all sitting around in our jockeys, getting ready to play around, when Billy said he had to take a shit. There's no bathroom here, so Steve kiddingly said, 'why don't you just do it in your underwear?' Billy got a strange look on his face, and instead of going outside, he kinda squatted down like he was going to do it. We were all laughing so hard at his joke, it took us a while to notice that his jockeys were poking out...more and more. He did it! He stood right there and took a shit in his pants! They really filled up and we couldn't stop laughing. It was like a grown boy pooping in his diaper! It was even funnier when he tried to walk to go outside and empty his pants. He kinda scooted so it wouldn't fall out. Then we watched at the window, laughing at him, while he pulled them down and his big turd fell out! He didn't have anything to wipe with, so he just pulled them back up. That made us groan. That's why we never rim him!" As if he didn't want to miss an opportunity, Davy cried foul. "Aw, I don't believe you guys. You're foolin'!" "Hey! Check it out yourself," Steve teased. "Billy's got a cute little butthole," Ronnie said, "and we'd all like to lick him...but not til he cleans up!" "Come're, Billy," Davy crooked his finger. "I don't believe these guys. Sit on my face and let me see for myself." Amazed, Billy remained silent. He knew it was true... but he wasn't about to miss a chance, however slight, that he might get his ass licked. Davy hoped it was true, and the other six guys just smirked knowingly as Billy got into position. "Now, Billy," Davy cooed, "just come right on down so I can check you out." "You mean you can't smell him already?" Steve asked in astonishment. "A little," Davy lied. He pulled the tender buns within an inch of his nose. He spread the cheeks and breathed deeply, loving the aroma. "Gosh! That's no worse than when I have to clean up my brother! He's kinda forgetful too." "SHIT!" Steve cried. "He's fulla surprises!" "He makes you lick his asshole when it's stinky?" Ronnie asked, incredulous. "I'm his kid brother. He says it's my duty to keep him cleaned up. If I clean up Billy, will you guys lick his butt?" Silence. Then..."I will, if you clean off the poop!" one guy agreed. "DONE!" Davy started to lick away the scraps of shit, some of it old and hardened, surrounding Billy's precious bunghole. Billy, sporting a tremendously hard boner, worked his ass over Davy's slurping lips. He'd finally found someone else that shares his fascination with boyshit! "YIKES!" Stevie gushed. "LOOK AT HIM GO!" Davy was rapidly slopping his tongue up and down the boy's crack, really cleaning out the valley. "Yeah," Ronnie agreed, "him and Billy could really have a hot buttsuckin' contest! How 'bout it, Billy? You wanna try rimmin' Davy?" "Heck," Stevie said, "don't ask him. Just pull Davy's knees back and let Billy get a look at it. He'll do it... even if it's smelly!" Two of the boys pulled Davy's legs up and back. True to form, Billy had his head down there lickety-split. He rubbed his nose all over the older boy's fragrant anus and quietly smelled it up. "See! I told ya he likes it. He ain't lickin' yet, he's just smelling it! You like that smell, don't ya Billy?" Without pulling his head back, Billy nodded with his nose, grinding it up and down Davy's asslips, sniffing loudly. He didn't care if the guys knew...not now...not with what Davy was doing at his rearend! "Man, he's stickin' his tongue up inside there. Got it right up his butthole! Boy, I'll bet that feels good!! Even Billy never put it up my hole!" "I wanted to, Ronnie!" Billy admitted, pulling away for a second, then digging in to give Davy a similar treatment. The boy standing next to Ronnie began fondling his cute bottom. "I'll do it to you, Ron...if, if you'll do it to me!" Ronnie gulped, then after taking another look at the sensuously-moaning duo on the floor, he turned to the other boy. "Okay," he agreed, breathlessly. "Let's get on the couch. You get top, Ray. We'll lick each other first, then on the count of three we both stick our tongues in at the same time. We'll blow cock later!" "Ha!" Stevie laughed. "Afraid he won't do it? Come on, Floyd. You and me, OK?" His friend agreed, and they got on the floor beside Davy and Billy, on their sides. "I'm gonna try it even if you don't!" Stevie didn't waste any time with their usual tentative lickings, he pulled Floyd's cheeks apart and stuffed his tongue up the boy's ass! Patrick took a quick check out the windows, then smiled at Harley. After a few mutual cock rubs, they cleared the old desk, put a pice of old carpet on it, and climbed up on top...Patrick on the bottom. Harley eagerly straddled him, and gasped when Patrick pulled his fleshy buns down onto his face! Imitating Billy, Harley put his hands between Patrick's legs and lifted his ass up to his face. He hesitated for a moment, not used to seeing one of the guy's buttholes nearly gaping open like that. But hearing the slurpings, and feeling the tongue action Patrick was already administering, he snaked his tongue into the boy's hot bung! Unfortunately, as the Bugcam moved rapidly toward the ceiling to catch an overall view of the four young couples wildly licking out each other's spicy shitholes, the impact against a beam knocked it out of commission for the rest of the day. Luckily, no one stepped on it and it was retrieved later after the boys had left--more than satisfied, we're sure! Our next segment is mostly talk. But I think you'll agree with me that just listening to the description of an occurrence can be very exciting. It takes place in St. Catherine's College dorm. Two roommates are trading experiences about the weekend... "I'm tellin' you, Lyle, it was ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!! I don't know if I'm even going to be able to describe it well enough. I met this guy at May Co. He was going down one escalator while I was going up the other one. Our eyes met, quickly, then we passed one another. I went on with my shopping, but after a while I noticed him at the end of an aisle. He just stood there, rubbing his crotch. He wasn't bad looking. A little older than I like...maybe late 20's ...but he had a really big basket. The whole scene was making me horny...I mean, right in the middle of the stationery section in a department store! I looked around to see if anyone could see me, then I reached down and played with myself like he was doing. Slowly, I got up my nerve to walk toward him. Man, he didn't mess around! "Just when we were close enough to say 'hi' or whatever, he just keeps coming 'til he's got his face right up next to mine. 'You're hot, stud. Wanna fuck?' he asked me. I'm tellin' ya, my dick actually twitched in my pants! He was kinda butch...and brazen as hell! I felt a little intimidated, at first, but the look in his eyes was pure LUST! I couldn't say anything. I just gulped and nodded. I followed him out to the parking lot where he had his van. We hopped in the back and stripped right away. He was out of his clothes in a flash, and if I hadn't been just as horny, and matched him in speed at getting naked, he probably would have ripped my clothes off!" "Wow. Did he have a big dick?" "Yeah, long and fat. Anyway, we went at it for a while, licking and sucking each other, then..." "Hey! Don't go so fast." "Lyle, trust me. Anything I can describe about our cocksucking and ball licking would be old hat. Let me get to the good part." "Well, if you say so." "Actually, it's kinda embarrassing. But you're a lot like me, so I can tell you. After 69ing for a while, he swings around and straddles my chest, his big rod sticking out. While I'm licking up and down his shaft, he looks down in my eyes and growls, 'You look like you'd dig sucking on a hot anus! Am I right?'" "I probably blushed, but I admitted it. 'Uh, yeah, sure!' I said to him. 'Good! You're in for a treat!' he says. Now what does that mean, I wondered. Obviously, he felt his asshole was something special. Because it was sweet and pleasant? Or, who knows? Did admitting it somehow mean to him that I liked it raunchy? Was he going to present me with a smelly hole to lick? Or, worse yet, one that was filthy with a week-old crust of dried shit around it? I started to get nervous, man. You know how much I like lickin' butt--so do you--but I wasn't ready for any really nasty stuff, you know? "He smiled down at me, and squatted over my face. I couldn't smell anything yet. I could see his butthole clearly. It looked decent enough--large and hairless, the lips bunched up full and fleshy, just the way I like it. "'Look good to ya?' he asked me. 'Yeah...nice hole,' I said. "'You sure you like assholes?' he asked again. I figured he was trying to tease me and he sure was! "'I LOVE ASSHOLES!' I cried. 'LET ME LICK IT!' "'OK. Get ready, baby, cause I got the hottest asshole you'll ever eat! And I want you to eat it good...really suck on that muther!' "What an ego, I thought. His hole was nice, but I wouldn't write home to... "Anyway, he groaned loudly, bringing it closer to my face, and pushing down on his sphincter. Lyle, it was absolutely the most incredible, mind-blowing sight I had ever seen. From between his butt cheeks emerged an enormous mound of flesh! His asshole pushed out, big and fat, and just kept coming! He'd relax, you know, and it would snap back in. Then he'd push down again, and every time he did it would come out bigger around, juicier, and deep red. Finally, he held it there. It must have hung down two inches or more. This HUGE swollen anus just hanging there. I swear, Lyle, it was the most obscene thing you could imagine! It was SO fucking gross, it was beautiful! It was as big as a horse's asshole! I couldn't believe it. I reached for it, and wrapped my fingers around it. My fingers could only wrap around half of it, it was so massive. Every time I squeezed it, he'd push it out further. The asslips themselves were as big around as two fingers. And the opening. It just flowered apart, exposing all this hot pink skin. Stuff I'd never seen before. It was the insides of his rectum hanging there, right out of his hole! I played with it as I felt rivers of juice drip from my cockhead and run down my throbbing boner. Man, it was standing up stiff and ready to blast off at any moment. "'You like it?' he asked me with a grin. He could see how my eyes were opened wide in amazement. I guess he'd seen that reaction before. "'THAT'S THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!' I cried out. "'I know, he said proudly, 'ain't it a beaut? I've never seen one like it either. Wish I could get down there and lick it myself! I like to squat over a mirror and play with it. You know, stick my fingers up there and get it really opened up wide. It's so fuckin' hot! Guys love to lick an suck on it. I wish I could!' I'd always fantasized about an asshole I could get my mouth around and suck on. And here was one I couldn't even get my mouth around! My own butthole only got that way... not nearly like that...when I needed to take a really big shit. I was thinking that just as he rocked his feet slightly and flopped that huge asshole over my face touching my nose and lips! I was terrified for a moment, wondering if a big turd was lying in wait for me. It smelled musky, but clean, the rosy flesh sending shivers through my body at its touch. He settled down, right onto my mouth, and I licked it. "It was an asshole from heaven, Lyle! The moment I licked it, and smelled its tangy odor, I...and this is hard to say...I really didn't give a hoot if a big turd was sitting right inside! I tried to wrap my lips around the whole thing, but I couldn't. So I sucked around the sides, moving in a circle, tasting every hot chunk of it. When he'd retract, I'd hold onto the mushy flesh in my mouth until he'd push down again, allowing me full access. Then I'd go in the middle and nibble on the skin coming from his rectum. It was sweet and tender...like raw hamburger. I was tempted to chew it...eat the asshole right out of him! "'Chow down, baby,' he moaned, "DRIVE YOUR TONGUE UP INSIDE AND REALLY EAT ME OUT! EAT MY ASSHOLE! SUCK IT DOWN YOUR THROAT! GOD, IF I COULD GET DOWN THERE, I'D SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE EATING MYSELF OUT...SUCKING ON MY OWN ASSHOLE! Do it for me, baby,' he said, dragging it back and forth across my nose and mouth--the protruding skin giving me perverse cannibalistic desires. "I truly wanted to devour his asshole! But I treated it good, slopping my tongue and lips rapidly around the rim and punching up inside. I grabbed it with both hands and used my thumbs and forefingers to pull it apart. Hanging so low, there were no muscles to hinder its movement. It was like opening the balloon before blowing it up. He pushed down, onto my mouth, as I opened it up and sloshed my tongue in there, truly licking and tasting his rectum! Man, I was in ass-sucking heaven! The most delicious, pliant, mouthful of flesh you could ever imagine! I knew why some guys like sucking pussy. But this was much better than any pussy, Lyle. Just imagine rimming a horse's asshole and you'll get some idea of it. "HOLY SHIT!" "Not a speck! But I wouldn't have minded, or even noticed, if there was! I swear, Lyle, if a big turd had suddenly come within licking range, that's exactly what I would have done...LICKED IT! There was just no way in hell I was going to take my mouth away from there! "'SUCK IT, BABY,' he groaned at me, starting to wobble on his feet. 'SUCK ON MY SHITHOLE! EAT OUT MY SHITHOLE!' "I didn't pull away for a moment, but I'll admit, when he mentioned SHIT I got shivers. He really wouldn't do that, would he? I had to ask myself. I decided no. He was just talking filthy in his excitement. "Here's the amazing part, Lyle. I sucked on his asshole, refusing to give it back, until we'd both had two orgasms! My crotch and his back were coated with my explosions. His cum dripped from his balls, onto my mouth, and down the sides of my face! I'd slop my tongue over his balls when I saw creamy globs running down, then I'd suck it back into my throat while I pushed my whole mouth back into his asshole. I'm serious. His asshole was literally wrapped around my whole mouth and lips, holding them tightly. "I could feel his anus squeeze my rounded lips tightly. It was as if there was another asshole up his asshole. Asshole sucking asshole! But mine had a tongue! And you better believe it...I really used it! "When we finally broke away, exhausted, I asked him, 'How do you get it to do that? That's amazing!' "'Ten years of getting fucked and fist-fucked, I guess,' he replied. "'GOLLY! FIST-FUCKED?!' I asked. I shouldn't have been surprised. After all, something awfully big had to have opened him up like that. "'Yeah. Aw, man, I love a guy's hand up my ass, playing around in there, fiddling with my shit! When I was 16, my first lover was older. He was crazy about me. Couldn't get enough. Sucked me silly all the time, and loved tonguing my ass. Instead of getting tired of me he got more obsessed every day. "After about 6 months, he started to really get into finger-fucking me, licking his fingers while he did it. Then he started pulling his fingers out and sucking on them. Even if they had shit them! The first time he did that, he had his eyes closed and didn't notice they were dirty. Finally realizing he'd been licking shit off his fingers, he was amazed. He said it had tasted good...kinda creamy in a spicy way. He started to experiment. I could tell when he rimmed me that he tried going deeper. That's when whenever he stuck his fingers up me he would spend a lot of time smelling and licking them. Then, one day, he asked me to take a shit so he could watch. Now, I really liked this guy. I don't know if I loved him or not, but he was hot sex and he was good to me. But after a while, I realized I had an enormous power over him. I wouldn't have done anything to hurt him, mind you, but I was young and the sensation of having such power over someone was extremely exciting. When he said he wanted to watch me take a shit, something snapped inside me. I said sure...if I could SHIT IN HIS MOUTH! He balked, saying he only wanted to watch me. But I refused. A few weeks later he finally agreed. By then I felt even more devious. I told him I'd shit in his mouth only if he'd bite off a chunk and eat it. He gasped, but quickly agreed. Man, the power I felt! He was not only going to let me shit in his mouth, he was willing to eat it too! I dropped my pants right then and there, and ordered him to eat me out cause I was gonna give him a big turd to suck on! He crouched on the floor with his head on the couch cushions. I straddled him and pushed my ass to his face, letting him lick and suck on my hole for a while. Then I bent over and squeezed...bolting a huge smelly turd right into his mouth! Hotter than I'd ever been, I quickly turned around and grabbed the end of my turd, stopping him from removing it from his mouth. I knelt there, pushing it, giving him filthy words of encourage- ment, watching him lick it, making him breathe deeply to take in all the skuzzy smells. Our eyes met and I told him to bite down. To bite down and take a chunk out of it cause I wanted to watch him eat it! I reached down and jacked his cock, while I promised him that I'd shit lots of hot turds for him to lick if he'd eat one bite. He pulled my hand away from my turd and nodded. He made a big gesture of opening his mouth and biting off the end of my shit. All the while, our eyes were locked together. I felt his balls tighten and his cock throbbed violently. Massive amounts of sperm squirted from his prick, spraying everywhere, while he chewed a mouthful of my shit and swallowed it!' "I listened to his repulsive story, and couldn't understand why, or how, my cock was getting stiff! He continued. "'After that, he held back for a while. Then one night he was rimming and fingering me. He was getting ready to fuck me...something I'd really grown to love. But when I told him I'd have to get up to shit first, he let out a low, gutteral moan and almost whispered, "Oh, jeez!" I started to rise, but he pulled me back down. "No. You win, baby. If I gotta eat it to see it...I'LL EAT IT! SHIT FOR ME. TAKE A GREAT BIG FAT SHIT!" I didn't make him eat it. I didn't care if he ate it or not...I just loved the power. So every time I had to take a shit, I called him in to watch. I dug having him down there smelling me up." "'We'd finally found mutual ground. I liked the power. He liked the passive posi-tion. I like taking shits-- everybody does--but I especially enjoy it when a guy's down there watching and smelling...getting off on my crude words and obscene postures. Fuck the toilet! I dug doing it in the bathroom, though...that made it nastier...but I'd straddle the toilet and lean over the tank while I bolted a big turd into his hands. After it came out of my ass, he could do what he wanted with it...just as long as I could hear him sniffing it, and feel him handling it. Usually, I'd turn to find him waving my turd under his nose, jacking off while sniffing it. Then just before he shot his load, he'd swipe his tongue across it, getting a good taste! That was okay with me. He didn't want to eat my shit; he loved smelling it and licking on it while he came.' "'But...' I interruped. "'REST! An asshole-sucker like you oughta dig this story!' he said. 'I adopted a diet that let me give him big, healthy turds...lots of them. But one day I guess I'd overdone it. I was really stuffed up. He was hornier than a straight guy stranded on Fire Island for a month! No matter how much I squirmed and pushed, I couldn't let go. Exasperated, he started to dig into my asshole with fingers from both hands. He pulled my hole apart and licked in between. He pushed his tongue so far up my shithole he was able to lick on the end of my turd. But it wouldn't budge. I wanted it out as much as he did. Finally, he greased his fingers and began to frantically stuff them up my butt. It felt marvelous to me, and I didn't want it to stop. But it was beginning to hurt, so I grabbed the bottle of Rush. Taking a big sniff, I was soon floating and encouraging him to rip me open! Before I knew it, he had his hand up my ass! In my lustiness, I must have open up like a whore in Bangkok! He was moaning and groaning...nearly crying... telling me how wonderful it felt to be up my asshole playing around in there. I matched him moan for groan, trying to describe the intense sensations he was giving me. I'd always loved his big fat cock, but this was something entirely new. I told him to play in there. I told him to grab ahold of my turd and pull that sucker out so he could get more of his hand in there! We both verbalized the sensations happening when he curled his fingers around my lodged turd. I could feel him grab it. He told me it was even better than sucking it out with his lips! He was reaching right in there, grabbing ahold of it, and fluttering his fingers along its length until he'd reached the other end. Applying gentle pressure with those fingers, and wrenching apart my hole with his other hand, he made that turd slither out. He licked it once or twice, but concentrated more on the pleasure of having his hand up my ass. Me, too! I took another snort of Rush, and told him to twist his hand around in a circle. Devoid of shit, he had a lot of room to move in. And he took full advantage of it. He twisted, turned, and fluttered his fingers all around my empty rectum!' "I squirmed at what he was telling me, trying to imagine what it would feel like, having a guy's whole hand up inside my ass! I was so hot, Lyle, I was about ready to ask him to fist-fuck me! "'That was it,' he continued. 'We still did everything else we ever did, but things had changed. Now, he had the power! He still fucked me, and I still shit for him. But after watching him lick my turd, I was ready for more. I started to demand severe anal stimulation. Bigger and bigger dildos fucking me...sitting on his fist and riding it violently, jamming that fucker up my hole! When he wasn't around, I started to stick things up my ass. My own fingers, then my hand, then bigger and bigger objects. He walked in on me one day, unexpectedly, while I was getting royally double-fucked by two guys I'd picked up. They both had cocks well over ten inches, and I was crazily riding my ass back and forth, fucking myself thoroughly on that massive union of meat! He couldn't handle it, and threw me out.' "'I didn't blame him. It started out with him loving my ass, well, me, then my ass. Then my shit. Then my anal cravings. But when it branched out to other guys, he realized I was just sex-obsessed, and was useless for a relationship. Then I heard he'd hooked up with a pretty kid of 16, introduced the boy to scat, and has been happily eating the boy's turds now for 8 years! Since then, I've just been drifting around, getting fucked and fisted regularly. My asshole was always rather loose-skinned. Having fists pounding up there has just loosened me up more. I told you I like squatting over a mirror and playing with my big asshole. I do that a lot. But once in a while, I like to take a big shit and watch it come out. I shit right on the mirror, and really dig seeing my gaping hole open up and pop out a big one. I wanna fuckin' lick it, man! I wouldn't lick no other guy's smelly turd, but if I could get my mouth down there...just once...I'D SUCK THE SHIT RIGHT OUTTA MY OWN ASSHOLE! Man, I wish I could meet up with a guy who's got the same problem! I got this one friend...he's straight...won't suck cock or get fucked. But he digs fucking me. One day he starts talking about gay guys eating out assholes. Says he just can't understand how somebody could do such a filthy thing! I pulled the same thing on him as I did with you. I made him watch as I pushed it out, and talked him into just touching it... playing with it, you know? Guy freaked out! He still won't suck a dick or take it up the ass, but I go over about once a week and blow him silly or let him fuck me. Would you believe, his greatest thrill is to suck me out! Fuckin' chews my asshole like a crazed man! Won't even touch my balls...but he thinks nothing of spending hours lapping at my big fat shithole!' "'I can understand that,' I said. 'It's like the world's biggest pussy. That thing could drive anybody mad! I love it...I'm hooked myself! I was totally grossed out there for a minute. I was afraid you were going to shit on me. You must have a magic asshole, cause if you had taken a shit right then, I'da licked it!' "You really said that?" "Lyle...I meant it. I woulda done it! You just can't imagine how wonderful that big fat thing is!" "WOW! Wanna suck my hole? I can't do what he does, but I SURE DO LIKE A TONGUE UP MY ASS!" "Sure, man! Drop your knickers and stick it in my face! I can sure go for a butt-suck. Maybe if you'll let me start working your hole loose with a few fingers, or my hand, we can get YOU like that!" "Fat chance. I...I always did...kinda...get off on thinking about somebody watch me while I take a humungous shit, though." "See? This stuff is all catching, you horny bastard. Yeah, I wanna see you take a shit. Then I'll shit for you. But that's all. We can 69 and blow each other while we smell each other's turds! How's that?" "NASTY, MAN, NASTY! Let's do it! You know where that guy lives? I'd like to suck his butt!" "Yeah, I do. He loves it. Let's go over together and give him a real workout. I wanna see you eat out his hole. Now...let's suck and shit! I got a feeling I'm gonna dig smelling your turd more than I ever thought possible!" How was that?! Amazing, isn't it? Unfortunately, their session was interrupted. Perhaps we'll be able to catch them later. For our final clip this week, we paid a return visit to the Penthouse and caught this continuing drama: (To be continued)